#source: portal

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Penny: THIS. SENTENCE. IS. FALSE. (Don't think about it!Don't think about it!Don't think about it!)

Android!Jaune: I'm gonna go with ... True, I'll go with true. Huh, That was easy.

Android!Jaune: I'll be honest I might've heard that one Before. Sort of cheating ...

Penny: IT'S A PARADOX! THERE IS NO ANSWER!

Penny: Stop fighting us! You're going to blow up if we can't get Watt's hack out of you!

Android!Jaune: Uhm, False. I'm gonna go with false-

Weiss: HOW IS HE DUMBER THAN HE WAS AT BEACON!

[jacenotjason]

opposite radford with GLaDOS lines animation

i think it fits too much

my back hurts

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: Have I ever lied to you?

Engineer: *very loud silence*

Spy: ...I meant today.

[cyber-streak-2]

Rodimus, to Prowl: Well done. Here comes the test results: “You are a horrible person.” That’s what it says: a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.

[tomixslefttoe]

[“At the Gate”] Aspar: You’re going to love this big surprise. In fact, you might say that you’re going to love it... to death.  Aspar: Love it until it kill— until you’re dead. All right? I don’t know whether you’re picking up on what I’m saying here, but— The Hero: Yes, thanks. I get it. The Hero, to Tomix: All right, he’s not even trying to be subtle any more. Or maybe he still is, in which case: wow, that’s kind of sad. The Hero: Either way, I’m getting the feeling he’s trying to betray us.

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Neyla, post-Clock-la: I think I... I used to be bigger. There was a party! Something happened... with food... starts with a C...

Neyla, gasping: Cereal!

[incorrecthifirush]

Kale: Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! “I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!?��

Kale: Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Kale Vandelay lemons. Do you know who I am!?

Kale: I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons! I'm gonna get R&D to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[weirdkev27]

Gwendolyn Zapp: Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.

[incorrect-night-world-quotes]

Morgead: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take them back! I don't want damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down!

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar, to Geoffrey: Well done. Here comes the test results: “You are a horrible person.” That’s what it says: a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.

[lynpheasmagix]

Tecna: *to Riven* I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

[syckubota]

a ceramics project I completed last month. our assignment was to create shoe sculptures, and we were allowed to get wild with it, so i decided to design a G-Mod/Source Engine error themed one. the checker print was meant to be a vivid magenta, but it became more of a dark grape when it was fired in the kiln.

[viewingstuffonly]

Well, that is mildly terrifying

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Demo: When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Tavish McGroot lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[xboxfox]

heavily inspired by this screenshot

[sillyman325]