#source: portal

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Penny: THIS. SENTENCE. IS. FALSE. (Don't think about it!Don't think about it!Don't think about it!)

Android!Jaune: I'm gonna go with ... True, I'll go with true. Huh, That was easy.

Android!Jaune: I'll be honest I might've heard that one Before. Sort of cheating ...

Penny: IT'S A PARADOX! THERE IS NO ANSWER!

Penny: Stop fighting us! You're going to blow up if we can't get Watt's hack out of you!

Android!Jaune: Uhm, False. I'm gonna go with false-

Weiss: HOW IS HE DUMBER THAN HE WAS AT BEACON!

[jacenotjason]

opposite radford with GLaDOS lines animation

i think it fits too much

my back hurts

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: Have I ever lied to you?

Engineer: *very loud silence*

Spy: ...I meant today.

[cyber-streak-2]

Rodimus, to Prowl: Well done. Here comes the test results: “You are a horrible person.” That’s what it says: a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.

[incorrecthifirush]

Kale: Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! “I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!?”

Kale: Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Kale Vandelay lemons. Do you know who I am!?

Kale: I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons! I'm gonna get R&D to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar, to Geoffrey: Well done. Here comes the test results: “You are a horrible person.” That’s what it says: a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Neyla, revived: Oh... it's you.

Penelope: You know her?

Neyla: It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know... after you MURDERED ME!

Penelope: You did WHAT?!

[lynpheasmagix]

Tecna: *to Riven* I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Wow. I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one, and that's with some generous rounding. Still, let's get mad! If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity.

Kendall Morgan, Power Rangers Dino Charge

[tdc-incorrect-quotes]

SkekSil: Has Chamberlain ever lied to Scientist?

SkekTek:

SkekSil: Chamberlain meant today.

[emmikay]

Macavity: Have I lied to you?

Munkustrap:

Macavity: I mean, in this den?

Macavity: Actually, don’t answer that either.

[syckubota]

a ceramics project I completed last month. our assignment was to create shoe sculptures, and we were allowed to get wild with it, so i decided to design a G-Mod/Source Engine error themed one. the checker print was meant to be a vivid magenta, but it became more of a dark grape when it was fired in the kiln.

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Wow. I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one, and that's with some generous rounding. Still, let’s get mad! If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity!

Suzaku, to Genbu before their first live

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Demo: When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Tavish McGroot lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny is stuck in the DC Universe against his will. He is trying to build a Ghost Portal to try and get back home, but he needs to steal a bunch from the different High-Tech Companies in the DC Universe

So now Wayne-Tech, Lex-Corp, Palmer Industries, Star Labs, and everything else you can think of has been robbed by a Meta-Human Theif who can walk through walls, disappear, and fly

Eventually, Danny gets all the parts he needs for the Portal and starts to build it in some forest outside of Gotham.

At the same time, Constantine reports to the League that the small traces of magical green goo they found at each crime scene was Ectoplasm. Basically Death Energy in Liquid Form from a Dimension called the Infinite Realms. They figure out that all the parts put together could be used to build a Portal, and the Ectoplasm makes them suspect that he is trying to open a Portal the the Infinite Realms

Constantine says that the Ectoplasm has energy readings that suggest it is from the High King, but it is mixed in with a bunch of Human DNA. He suspects that Danny is a Thrall of Pariah Dark, created so he could open a Portal the the Infinite Realms and pave the way for his Invasion of their Dimension.

They find a way to track down the Portal, right when Danny is about to open it.

A final battle ensues as Danny desperately tries to defend his Portal, while the computer reads out the Countdown to the Portal Opening. When the timer reaches 1, Batman finds a Bomb near the Portal Opening and throws it into the tunnel, destroying the entire Portal in one go.

They all stand back, watching as Danny stops and collapses in front of the destroyed Portal. Constantine warns them to be careful, Pariah Dark is a being of pure hatred, and once they piss off his Thrall he will attack them with all his angered might. "This bloke is about to explode. Once he realizes what he's looking at, he's gonna-"

But he is cut off when they hear drops of water hiting the ground, coming from the direction of the Portal. Danny is silently crying, looking at all his hard work go to up in flames.

They are all stunned. Constantine warned them that the Thralls of Pariah Dark were incapable of any emotion other than Anger, that they were completely sadistic monsters who took pleasure in ripping Mortals apart piece by piece. But this wasn't anything like that.

This was a Child, crying on his knees while staring at his Portal he had worked so hard to build.

"Why?" He asks.

"You were going to open a Portal to the Infinite Realms. We know you are a Thrall of Pariah Dark, you would have let his army through to our dimension."

"But Pariah Dark is dead."

"If he was dead, then why did we find traces of the King's energy in your Ectoplasm?"

"I'm beat him a few months ago. I'm the new king."

"Wait, so why were you trying to open the Portal?"

"I just wanted to see my family again. It wasn't even going to be open for long, I had a bomb ready to destroy it behind me..."

The Justice League realizes they all fucked up.

[incorrecthifirush]

Zanzo, to Chai: Here come the test results. You are a horrible person!

Zanzo: That’s what it says, “a horrible person”. We weren’t even testing for that!