#source: mission impossible

[military-newsboys]

Hen: anyone listening?

Buck: Hen! Where are you?

Hen: In a helicopter going after Bobby.

Chimmney: Wait– How did you get into the helicopter?

Eddie: Does she know how to fly a helicopter?

[spiltinksky]

Soonyoung: It's entirely possible to be relaxed and extremely uneasy at the same time.

Seungcheol: No, it's not...

Soonyoung: You do it all the time!

[purpledusty]

Sherry: anyone listening?

Chris: Sherry! Where are you?

Sherry: In a helicopter going after Alex.

Chris: Wait– How did you get into the helicopter?

Jill: Does she know how to fly a helicopter?

Leon, who is busy with something else: Did you say helicopter? But what are you doing in helicopter!?

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Cait: It’s entirely possible to be relaxed and extremely uneasy at the same time.

Vi: No, it's not.

Cait: You do it all the time!

Vi: No, I don't.

[incorrect-missionimpossible]

Benji, to Ethan: The path to inner peace starts with four words Benji: Not my fucking problem

[rabbit-ina-trenchcoat]

Grace: What?? This place is crazy!

Ethan: hey i know this may be a bad time right now but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees

[shipperoffanonships]

Ilsa:*sees someone tailing her and Ethan* Ilsa: Kiss me. Ethan: What?! Ilsa: Public displays of affection tend to male people very uncomfortable. Ethan: Of course they do. Ilsa: *kisses Ethan* Ilsa: *after separating* Still uncomfortable? Ethan: That's not exactly the term I would use.

[airlocksandaviaries]

Ethan: I just want you guys to know I would take a bullet for you

Benji: we know Ethan

Ethan: I’m serious. I would, for all of you, no hesitation.

Luther: We don’t doubt it

Ethan: I just love you guys so much, you’re all so important to me, I would do anything for you-

Brandt: did you take the trash out?

Ethan:

Ethan: I would… do anything for you?

Ilsa: Just take the damn the trash out, Ethan, it’s your week to do it.

Ethan: ok :(

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: It's entirely possible to be relaxed and extremely uneasy at the same time!

Person B: No, it's not.

Person A: You do it all the time!

Person B: No, I don't.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Ichabod: It’s entirely possible to be relaxed and extremely uneasy at the same time.

Sean: No, it's not.

Ichabod: You do it all the time!

Sean: No, I don't.

[twelverriver]

this article came out yesterday where Eddie Hamilton, the editor of the movies, talked about dead reckoning part one. why would you say "the apparent death" in an offical article!! on the fucking oscars website!!!!!

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Try sleight of hand with me an' ah'll cut yer throat!

Pirate Sam to Merlin the Magic Mouse

[whokilledsamara]

mr scarlet and crawling menstruation hc? Thank you for the food so far

MENSTRUATION

a Mr. Scarletella & Mr. Crawling x afab!reader period hcs.

warnings || period play, smut, afab reader, blood kink, monsterfucking

{an: AHHH YESSS i was hoping someone would request this!!! since nsfw wasn't specified, i did both sfw AND nsfw hcs!! :D}

MR. SCARLETELLA {SFW}

his initial reaction would be confusion, simply due to the fact that he has no idea what a period even is- but none the less he is worried.

anything you ask of him, he will do without a question. while yes, he does this even without your period being an issue- it just becomes x10 more often.

he takes your pain to his advantage. he finds pleasure in you needing him- whether that be just for comfort or not. he wants to feel needed by you.

cuddles are almost non-stop! wants to be as close to you as possible.

doesn't quite understand what cramps are, but hates seeing you in pain, so will retrieve pain killers from Mr. Silvair.

unfortunately, he is naturally cold. a heating pad is 100% necessary since he cannot provide the warmth needed. {much to his dismay}

he goes out of his way to find things to comfort you, such as teleporting to the human realm to retrieve necessary supplies. wants to see his beloved happy ;)

even if you don't need it, or even deny it, he will carry you to any destination you attempt to reach. though to your demands, he wont teleport. it makes you motion sick.

he refuses to let you out of his sight, so good luck talking with the other residents !!

MR. CRAWLING {SFW}

the man has a wonderful sense of smell. immediately once you start bleeding, he can tell. he will frantically search you, confused when he finds no bodily damage. almost like a dog, he will stuff his face in between your legs- not in a perverted manner of course, but to find the source of your bleeding.

it definitely takes a while to explain that its natural, let alone a monthly occurrence. eventually though, he will understand enough of the situation to leave it alone.

he makes it a personal mission to stay by your side, somewhat like your personal body guard. he is definitely more protective over you when you are menstruating.

will beg to look down there, just because he is "curious" ..

he has absolutely no idea what to do, but he will try his best! he might have to ask Mr. Silvair to help him with the situation.

will also find painkillers from Mr. Silvair.

if you mention that you want chocolate or candy or something, he will attempt to trade with Mr. Gap. try to ignore the fact that he comes back to you missing a few fingers though... they will grow back!

he doesn't want you to move around a lot. he is definitely the type to do anything to keep you cuddling with him.

MR. SCARLETELLA {NSFW}

as soon as the question leaves your lips, he is on top of you.

whether you want him to finger you, eat you out, or actually penetrate you- he will without question. he will stop at nothing to please you.

the sight of your blood really does something for him. he definitely will tell you too.

he finds the taste delicious, and as he tells you- it is sweeter than regular blood.

could be in between your legs for hours, draining you pretty much.

he has long, slender fingers- using your blood as lube. will absolutely have a very prominent boner after he touches you.

is definitely a soft dom during that time of the month, allowing you to tell him what you want and go slowly with it. he wants your pleasure to override your pain more than anything.

its almost impossible to pull him away from you though- the sight of your blood coating his length turns him into a frenzy.

he will beg you to sit on his face during your period. though you find it weird, he wants to taste your juices.

his favorite position during your cycle is missionary. its a treat in itself to look down and find your blood coating him, along with the view of you in general.

MR. CRAWLING {NSFW}

he is definitely hesitant at first. his biggest fear is hurting you- or loosing control of himself.

you would have to reassure him multiple times that its okay, but eventually he will.

facing the obvious, he has a blood kink. he eats human flesh to survive, so of course a thirst for blood comes with it. you being his lover is what gets him going.

definitely prefers eating you out. it gets both of you off- plus he gets to please you all in one.

his favorite position is you on top, with him holding your hips and thrusting into you. as your blood coats his lower abdomen, it really gets him closer to that edge.

his protective instincts kick in more than ever when you are on your period. often resorting to hiding you away from everyone else.

he wants to make your pain go away, and the moment he figures out that sex can help, not one thing can pull him off of you. will go for hours to ensure you aren't hurting.

if he could go into heat, he definitely would. something about the scent and taste of your blood drives him absolutely insane.

cuddles afterwards are a definite. but thats usual with him- he has always been a tentative lover.

i hope you enjoyed!!! sorry updates have been excruciatingly slow,,, life is always hectic around christmas time lol <3

{ made by @whokilledsamara }

[frudoo]

Simon Riley kisses with everything he has—everything he is. He leaves you breathless long before his lips ever touch yours. Gently running his fingers through your hair, or cupping your face with one hand, thumb rubbing along your bottom lip. His honeyed brown eyes are so full of life as they stare into yours and it feels like he’s picking apart your soul just with his gaze. Just before you get the chance to break the tension, find some relief, he does it for you, closing the expectant space between the two of you. His lips part deliberately, gently slotting between yours with careful, practiced ease because he wants it to be perfect for you every single time.

Simon Riley kisses with nothing short of perfection; maybe it’s the military in him that makes him need to perform flawlessly, or maybe it’s the way you look at him like he’s human that makes him want to cherish you, convince you—or himself, though he’d never admit it—that he can make you happy. He’s obsessed with you, the softness of your lips, the taste he craves on a long, grueling mission. Perhaps that’s why he devours you when he comes back home, kissing you like his life depends on it, because it does. He suckles on your bottom lip like a newborn to its mother’s breast—you’re his life source and he’s drinking you up. You nourish him and don’t even realize it until he’s cradling the back of your head, pulling you in impossibly close.

Simon Riley refuses to pull away first, a low whine escaping his throat when you do part. You pant, desperate to catch your breath but all too willing to let him steal it again as his tongue slides into the gap of your mouth, running along your teeth. He’s uncaring of the sloppiness, immune to the feeling of slobber running down his chin. All that matters is you and every inch of that perfect mouth that tells him you’re his. No matter where his hands are initially, they’ll wind up beneath your shirt, trailing up your back and tracing mindless patterns on your soft skin. The skin that reminds him that there is a life worth living, even if you’re the only one that cares—and care, you do, in the way you suck his hungry tongue into your mouth, just as eager as he is.

Simon Riley, who was so afraid to love, finds it hard to adore you with anything less than his entire heart.

[incorrect-missionimpossible]

Will: You idiot!

Ethan: I’m sure you’re right, but why?

[charliewrites99]

I think mission impossible is a franchise for bisexuals in the same way that The Mummy is a franchise for bisexuals, but at slightly different place on the scale.