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Qin Zheng: I’m just trying to make the world a better place! Or at least a place with slightly more interesting headlines.

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Derek: Look at Stiles. He's about to go to jail. Why does he look so calm?

Scott: Maybe he's acting calm.

Derek: We both know he's not that good of an actor.

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Gil-galad: What, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

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Celeborn: the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need Elrond: the second secret to life is that fresh air warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling Galadriel: the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer

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Gil-galad: During the party, you have to participate. Elrond, annoyed: Why?! Gil-galad: Because you’re a polite half-human person. Elrond: Gil-galad: And if I don’t get to hide in my room, no one does.

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Elrond: [to Galadriel] Do you mean when you shacked up with a slutty Maia but he dumped you?

Gil-galad: Elrond, please!

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Gil-galad: Raise your hand if you want to ask a question.

Galadriel: Okay, I think we should just move on.

Gil-galad: Sauron certainly did.

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Gil-galad: wish i lacked critical thinking skills y'all seem so happy

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Isildur: I swear on my life Valandil: I've seen your life, swear on something else

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Elendil: yeah i understand women. they all want daggers and swords. it's quite simple really

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[Season 2, Episode 1] Galadriel: Elrond, you mustn’t blame yourself! Elrond: I’m not. I’m blaming you.

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Sauron: i'm putting the 'romance' back into 'necromancer'

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Weird noises: [happen in the wee hours] Sauron, unaffected: the only supernatural ominous force in this place is me and i was here first, so whatever and whoever you are, you need to go

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Arondir: I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and friend

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Elrond: If people can hate for no reason, then I can love for no reason. I love you.

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Sauron: [*smiles seductively, while swirling a glass of red wine*] i am severely emotionally unstable

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Gil-galad: Love these lunatics who say things like “choose happiness!” As if I saw happiness on the menu and I was like “none for me thank you. I will have the depression with a side of anxiety please.”