#source: incorrect stranger things quotes

[junemo10]

Merlin: *Sneaks into the castle at 2am after fighting a magical evil*

Arthur: *turns around in a swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Merlin, hiding magical object behind his back: uh I was… with Gwaine!Tavern nights you know…

Gwaine: *also turns around in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* wait- help I can’t stop-

[hawkinsincorrect]

Hopper: Got any drugs or alcohol on you?

Eddie: Yup, I'm all set! Thanks, officer.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie: Maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands.

Steve: With each other or with the horrors?

Eddie: I've got two hands.

[harringtonandbuckley]

Steve: I love murder mysteries

Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

[teddylobo]

Incorrect Steddie 1/?

[kermit-the-hag]

Robin: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake

Steve: [Stirring his coffee serenely] I prefer it with salt

[miwiromantics]

Dustin: Alright give me your hair dryer.

Will: what are you talking about?

Dustin: don’t you carry one everywhere?

Will: have you ever met a gay person?

Dustin: hey, do you carry a hair dryer with you?

Eddie (over the phone): of course, im not an animal.

Will: *shakes his head*

[standatsvthoughts]

*on a nature hike*

Nancy: it’s beautiful out here

Steve: and quiet

Nancy: too quiet

Steve: did we lose someone?

*Cut to Eddie and Robin trying to befriend a bear*

[totallytubularincorrectquotes]

Will: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Hopper: Just rip the bandage off.

Will: It’s Mike.

Hopper: Put the bandage back on.

[hxuse-xf-black]

16-year-old Tom Riddle: Do you know anything about horcruxes? Specifically, how to create them? Slughorn: Horcruxes? What is this for? Tom Riddle: Fun.

[filmyocean]

Steve, in line at a coffee shop: Hi, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh, seven shots of espresso? Eddie, right behind him: Jesus Christ, Harrington. Just do cocaine

[the-skull-breaker]

Mavuika : ok, so we get the keys, and then we turn the machines off. well that shouldn't be so hard, we can do this !

Capitano : Mavuika, did you hear the part where it says the place was, like, an impenetrable fortress ?

Mavuika : yeah but there has to be a way in.

Capitano : yeah, there is, our military.

Mavuika : who ARE coming.

Capitano : well, we don't know that anymore because you yelled at them like it was a parent/teacher conference and then you hung up on them, so we don't know what the hell's going on because now were-... wait, wait, what are we do- oooh ! wait that's right ! we're on our way to rescue out nation from the big bad Abyss !

Mavuika : you know what ? if you can't handle this then just turn around and drop me off first !

Capitano : what are you gonna do ? you're gonna walk back to the stadium ?

Mavuika : I will do anything if it gets me away from you !

Traveler : CHILDREN ! CHILDREN ! CHILDREN ! this interminable bickering was amusing at first, but it's getting very stale way we still have a long way ahead of us. so, why don't you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another ?

Capitano : WHOOAAA !!!

Mavuika : you are WAY off base, buddy !

Traveler : oooh, spare me ! spare me ! spare me ! yes, yes, he's a brute, I know, probably reminds you of a bad relationship and, gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but, admit it, you're real curious to know what he's like in the sack. *turns to capitano* and you. AH ! well you're just a manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings, because the last time you opened your heart you got hurt ! owie ! and now rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. so, please, for my sake, either quit your bickering, or pull over, tear off those clothes and GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY !!!

Mavuika :

Capitano :

[hawkinsincorrect]

Lucas: Please tell me you didn’t drag Steve into this.

Dustin: I did not drag Steve into this.

Steve: [knocks on the door]

Lucas: Who’s that?

Dustin: I think you know.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve: I'm so sorry, Eddie.

Eddie: *sigh* Edward.

Steve: What?

Eddie: My full name is Edward. Someone might as well know.

Steve: I have magic hair that glows and heals me when I sing.

Eddie: What?!

[harringtonandbuckley]

Nancy, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?

Robin: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?

Nancy: Play along!

Robin: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married

[teddylobo]

Incorrect Steddie - 2/?