#source: incorrect stranger things quotes

[junemo10]

Merlin: *Sneaks into the castle at 2am after fighting a magical evil*

Arthur: *turns around in a swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Merlin, hiding magical object behind his back: uh I was… with Gwaine!Tavern nights you know…

Gwaine: *also turns around in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* wait- help I can’t stop-

[hawkinsincorrect]

Hopper: Got any drugs or alcohol on you?

Eddie: Yup, I'm all set! Thanks, officer.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie to Steve: The only reason you won is cause no one knew you were playing. It was a pathetic act of pure cowardice.

Dustin: Woah, Eddie, he's still your boyfriend.

Eddie spun to face Dustin and pointed at him.

Eddie: Not tonight, he isn't! *quickly turns to Steve* Although, don't kiss anyone else. I love you so much!

[harringtonandbuckley]

Steve: I love murder mysteries

Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

[teddylobo]

Incorrect Steddie 5/?

[kermit-the-hag]

Robin: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake

Steve: [Stirring his coffee serenely] I prefer it with salt

[miwiromantics]

Dustin: Alright give me your hair dryer.

Will: what are you talking about?

Dustin: don’t you carry one everywhere?

Will: have you ever met a gay person?

Dustin: hey, do you carry a hair dryer with you?

Eddie (over the phone): of course, im not an animal.

Will: *shakes his head*

[standatsvthoughts]

*on a nature hike*

Nancy: it’s beautiful out here

Steve: and quiet

Nancy: too quiet

Steve: did we lose someone?

*Cut to Eddie and Robin trying to befriend a bear*

[totallytubularincorrectquotes]

Will: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Hopper: Just rip the bandage off.

Will: It’s Mike.

Hopper: Put the bandage back on.

[hxuse-xf-black]

16-year-old Tom Riddle: Do you know anything about horcruxes? Specifically, how to create them? Slughorn: Horcruxes? What is this for? Tom Riddle: Fun.

[the-skull-breaker]

Mavuika : ok, so we get the keys, and then we turn the machines off. well that shouldn't be so hard, we can do this !

Capitano : Mavuika, did you hear the part where it says the place was, like, an impenetrable fortress ?

Mavuika : yeah but there has to be a way in.

Capitano : yeah, there is, our military.

Mavuika : who ARE coming.

Capitano : well, we don't know that anymore because you yelled at them like it was a parent/teacher conference and then you hung up on them, so we don't know what the hell's going on because now were-... wait, wait, what are we do- oooh ! wait that's right ! we're on our way to rescue out nation from the big bad Abyss !

Mavuika : you know what ? if you can't handle this then just turn around and drop me off first !

Capitano : what are you gonna do ? you're gonna walk back to the stadium ?

Mavuika : I will do anything if it gets me away from you !

Traveler : CHILDREN ! CHILDREN ! CHILDREN ! this interminable bickering was amusing at first, but it's getting very stale way we still have a long way ahead of us. so, why don't you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another ?

Capitano : WHOOAAA !!!

Mavuika : you are WAY off base, buddy !

Traveler : oooh, spare me ! spare me ! spare me ! yes, yes, he's a brute, I know, probably reminds you of a bad relationship and, gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but, admit it, you're real curious to know what he's like in the sack. *turns to capitano* and you. AH ! well you're just a manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings, because the last time you opened your heart you got hurt ! owie ! and now rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. so, please, for my sake, either quit your bickering, or pull over, tear off those clothes and GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY !!!

Mavuika :

Capitano :

[gay-episode]

Will: guys I think Mike is autistic Mike: No I'm not! What makes you think that?? Will: ...Mike, what's your favorite dinosaur?

Mike: well I don't actually have a favorite species but my favorite dinosaur fossil ever found is called suncor nodosaur, the most well preserved fossil ever discovered. It's a borealopelta which is in the ankylosaur genus, it was found complete with skin, armour and even stomach contents and scientific studies even found out it's skin was light red and pink in color-

Will: and there it is.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Lucas: Please tell me you didn’t drag Steve into this.

Dustin: I did not drag Steve into this.

Steve: [knocks on the door]

Lucas: Who’s that?

Dustin: I think you know.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie: Maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands.

Steve: With each other or with the horrors?

Eddie: I've got two hands.

[teddylobo]

Incorrect Steddie 1/?

[kermit-the-hag]

Steve: Why are we lying on the ground?

Dustin: You got knocked unconscious so I lay down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.