#source: incorrect stranger things quotes

[junemo10]

Merlin: *Sneaks into the castle at 2am after fighting a magical evil*

Arthur: *turns around in a swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Merlin, hiding magical object behind his back: uh I was… with Gwaine!Tavern nights you know…

Gwaine: *also turns around in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* wait- help I can’t stop-

[harringtonandbuckley]

Steve: I love murder mysteries

Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

[hawkinsincorrect]

Hopper: Got any drugs or alcohol on you?

Eddie: Yup, I'm all set! Thanks, officer.

[teddylobo]

Incorrect Steddie 1/?

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve: I'm so sorry, Eddie.

Eddie: *sigh* Edward.

Steve: What?

Eddie: My full name is Edward. Someone might as well know.

Steve: I have magic hair that glows and heals me when I sing.

Eddie: What?!

[kermit-the-hag]

Robin: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake

Steve: [Stirring his coffee serenely] I prefer it with salt

[miwiromantics]

Dustin: Alright give me your hair dryer.

Will: what are you talking about?

Dustin: don’t you carry one everywhere?

Will: have you ever met a gay person?

Dustin: hey, do you carry a hair dryer with you?

Eddie (over the phone): of course, im not an animal.

Will: *shakes his head*

[standatsvthoughts]

*on a nature hike*

Nancy: it’s beautiful out here

Steve: and quiet

Nancy: too quiet

Steve: did we lose someone?

*Cut to Eddie and Robin trying to befriend a bear*

[totallytubularincorrectquotes]

Will: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Hopper: Just rip the bandage off.

Will: It’s Mike.

Hopper: Put the bandage back on.

[hxuse-xf-black]

16-year-old Tom Riddle: Do you know anything about horcruxes? Specifically, how to create them? Slughorn: Horcruxes? What is this for? Tom Riddle: Fun.

[filmyocean]

Steve, in line at a coffee shop: Hi, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh, seven shots of espresso? Eddie, right behind him: Jesus Christ, Harrington. Just do cocaine

[sebbianas]

steve: *visiting the munson trailer*

eddie: would you like to stay for dinner?

wayne, watching from behind eddie: would you like to stay forever?

[bisexual-cryptid]

steve, after they fight inter dimensional monsters: we have fun don’t we?

eddie, visibly shaking: i have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Lucas: Please tell me you didn’t drag Steve into this.

Dustin: I did not drag Steve into this.

Steve: [knocks on the door]

Lucas: Who’s that?

Dustin: I think you know.

[teddylobo]

Incorrect Steddie - 2/?

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve: Kids are resilient. They can handle anything. When I was five, my babysitter was a raccoon.

Nancy: What?!

Steve: Oh, come on, I told you about Maria.

Nancy: You never said she was a raccoon!