#source: chaz smith

[ssj2hindudude]

*Nikita walks in on Sheela making cereal* *And then Sheela pours the milk first*

Nikita: Did you just pour the milk first?

Sheela: Yeah? What's wrong? Is it expired-

Nikita: NOBODY pours the milk first! It's- It's WEIRD!

Sheela: Um, I pour the milk first.

Nikita: And it's FREAKING WEIRD!

Sheela: WHY are you so offended?!?

Nikita: Because- SERIAL KILLERS pour the milk first!

Sheela: Oh. So. Imma kill somebody, for NO REASON, because I poured the milk first?

Nikita: I don't know, maybe-

Sheela: Why does this matter to you?

Nikita: Why do you even do it that way?

Sheela: So the cereal doesn't get soggy as fast.

Nikita: ...what?

Sheela: It makes sense.

Nikita: No. It doesn't.

Sheela: Listen, if you pour the cereal in first, and THEN pour the milk in after, then all the cereal gets SATURATED by the milk-

Nikita: ALL of the cereal gets SATURATED and SUBMERGED by the milk anyway-

Sheela: NO, not if you pour the milk in first-

Nikita: YES IT DOES!

Sheela: Wait, let me finish, sis! C'mon!

Nikita: Go ahead, go ahead. What?

Sheela: Cause of SURFACE TENSION...

*Nikita looks at the camera like in the Office*

Sheela: ...the bottom layer of the cereal will act as a FLOTATION DEVICE-

Nikita: What are you even saying right now-

Sheela: SHUT UP, LET ME FINISH-

Nikita: But that's STUPID

Sheela: YOU'RE stupid!

Nikita: This whole ARGUMENT is stupid!

Sheela: YOU are the one who STARTED this whole ARGUMENT!

Nikita: Cause you poured the FREAKING MILK IN THE BOWL FIRST!

Sheela: JUST LISTEN TO ME!!!

*Nikita snarls at the camera and says "Gosh"*

Sheela: Now, as I was saying, if you pour the cereal on TOP of the milk-

Nikita: Wait, how do you know how much milk to pour if you don't pour the cereal into the bowl first?

Sheela: If you eat all the cereal and there's still more milk left, either (A), DRINK IT, or (B), I dunno, POUR SOME MORE CEREAL

Nikita: But what if you're not as HUNGRY or as THIRSTY as you thought you were, and now you're just sitting here, with a bowl full of extra MILK-

Sheela, baby voice: Oh. Do you need a bottle? Your ba-ba?

Sheela, normal: Or are you gonna stop being a little BABY and just FINISH IT?!?

Nikita, menacingly: Cereal-milk is tainted milk

Sheela, menacingly: Well that's your fault for pouring too much milk.

Sheela, normal: Plus, there's always room for more cereal! Cereal's like, the ICE CREAM of breakfast!

Nikita: Cereal for breakfast is poppin'-

Sheela: On the other hand, if you pour the cereal first-

Nikita: Oh my-

Sheela: AND THEN pour the milk on after-

Nikita: STOP

Sheela: All the cereal will get soggy-

Nikita: EXACTLY!

Sheela: Huh?

Nikita: It gets soggy!

Sheela: Exactly!

Nikita: That's the best part!

Sheela: You're kidding me.

Nikita: NO. I am NOT.

Sheela: Have you ever had soggy Fruity Pebbles before?

Nikita: Yes. And they're delicious.

Sheela: You're an Asura.

Nikita: SOGGY FRUITY PEBBLES ARE HEAVENLY

Sheela: THAT'S DISGUSTING!

Nikita: YOU'RE DISGUSTING!

*Aiden walks in*

Sheela: YOUR WHOLE FACE IS DISGUSTING!

Nikita: YOU IDIOT! WE HAVE. THE SAME. FACE!!!

Aiden: Hey guys?

Twins: WHAT?!?

Aiden: Just. Heard your argument and I just gotta say...have you tried it, without the milk?

*Twins stare him down*

Aiden: I actually, uh, I prefer to eat my cereal dry.

*Twins breathe in*

Twins: BOI🫱

Sheela: DO YOU ALSO PREFER TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITHOUT WETTING THE TOOTH BRUSH?

Nikita: I BET YOU USE THE TOILET AFTER YOU SHOWER! YOU'RE PROBABLY SMELLING LIKE A STRAIGHT SEWER!

Sheela: RIGHT NOW!

Nikita: OL' BROKE LOOKING, JOHNNY LEVER LOOKING BOI

Sheela: IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR WHOLE "Ara Ara" APSARA LOOKING FACE OUTTA HERE BOI

Aiden: Guys-

Nikita: WHO ARE YOU?!?

Sheela: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE

Aiden: But guys-

Nikita: WHO INVITED YOU?!?

Sheela: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!?

Aiden: But guys-

Nikita: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN OUR HOUSE?!?

Sheela: 👈EXIT STAGE LEFT!

Aiden: But-

Nikita: YOU POMPOUS HEATHEN! I TAKE MY SPOON AND I YEET!

*throws a spoon at Aiden*

Sheela: YEET! *throws the bowl at Aiden*

Nikita: MILK YEET! *Throws the milk jug at Aiden*

Sheela: RUSUSUSPUFFAS YEET! *Throws box of Reese's Puffs at Aiden*

*later*

Aru, bandaging Aiden's wounds: And this is why I don't go to the Jagan's anymore...

sorta part 2

[definitelycorrecttf2quotes]

Scout: I’m about to be late- Ahhh!

Scout: *falls and breaks his leg*

Medic, entering the room: What’s wrong?

Scout: I think my leg is broken!

Medic: *looks to Scout’s broken leg*

Medic, before leaving: You’ll be alright.

[totallycorrectbatimquotes]

Henry: I’m about to be late- Ahhh!

Henry: *falls and breaks his leg*

Joey: *entering the room* What’s wrong?

Henry: I think my leg is broken!

Joey: *looks to Henry’s broken leg*

Joey: *before leaving* You’ll be alright.

[sukipershipper]

Essence: I am so tired, and I'm stressed, like what do you think I should do?

Quincy: *sips tea*

Quincy:

Quincy: Wassup?

[destiniesincorrectquotes]

Roman, yelling at Charlie: You pompous human! I take my spoon and I yeet! *throws spoon*

[incorrect-trolls-imagines]

Chaz: You know how some people get tattoos of their partner’s faces?

Y/N: Huh, wha- WAIT. Is that why you’re wearing a shirt!? Did you tattoo my face on your-

Chaz: *pulls shirt off to reveal his chest hair trimmed into a portrait of Y/N*

Y/N, wheezing: Oh, my gOD-

[eevee371]

Xiumin, getting on Vlive: hey everyone i hope everybody had a great weekend, its Monday so everybody's starting school back up again, so i hope everybody has a great week-

Xiumin: (zooms in) exCEPT- EXCEPT FOR THE PEOPLE, WHO DO THE SPEED LIMIT, IN THE PASSING LANE, ON THE HIGHWAY-

Xiumin: (aggressively zooming in) YAAAALL CAN STEP ON a broken LEGO, I don't CARE OKAY-

[tellusepisode]

Fanboys (2009)

Adventure, Comedy, Drama |

Fanboys is a comedy film directed by Kyle Newman and starring Sam Huntington, Chris Marquette, Dan Fogler, Jay Baruchel and Kristen Bell. It was released in the United States on February 6, 2009, and in Canada on April 3, 2009.

1998: Eric Bottler reunites with his old high school buddies Linus, Hutch, Windows, and Zoe at a Halloween party. There is tension between Bottler and his old friends, due to Bottler being the only one that matured since high school; Bottler, now a car salesman at his father’s dealership, finds that his friends have not changed a bit since high school. The number one thing they still have in common is their love of Star Wars. The gang expresses their anticipation for the latest installment to the franchise, The Phantom Menace. Linus proposes an idea that Bottler and he had been plotting since they were children: to infiltrate Skywalker Ranch and steal a rough cut of the film, but Bottler dismisses it.

The next day, Hutch and Windows meet Bottler at work and inform him that Linus is dying from cancer. The doctors estimate that he only has roughly four months to live; Episode I comes out in six. To make peace with his former best friend, Bottler decides to go through with their plan and infiltrate Skywalker Ranch. The four begin their trip to Texas, where they have to meet Rogue Leader, a girl Windows is having an online relationship with, for information on getting into the Ranch. While on the road, Hutch decides to take a detour to Riverside, Iowa in an attempt to start a fight with some Trekkies.

Director: Kyle Newman

Writers: Ernest Cline (story & screenplay), Adam F. Goldberg (screenplay), Dan Pulick (story)

Stars: Sam Huntington, Chris Marquette, Dan Fogler, Jay Baruchel, Kristen Bell, David Denman, Christopher McDonald

►Cast:

Sam Huntington…EricChris Marquette…LinusDan Fogler…HutchJay Baruchel…WindowsKristen Bell…ZoeDavid Denman…ChazChristopher McDonald…Big Chuck (as Chris McDonald)Charlie B. Brown…MyronIsaac Kappy…GarfunkelStephen Pina…SimonSeth Rogen…Admiral Seasholtz / Alien / RoachTarek Bishara…The Vulcan / Gruvock (as Thom Bishops)Clark Sanchez…BartenderStanley Shunkamolah…Thick-Necked ThugDanny Trejo…The ChiefHugh Elliot…EwokAllie Grant…Rogue Leader / KimmyEthan Suplee…Harry KnowlesJoe Lo Truglio…Jail GuardBilly Dee Williams…Judge ReinholdJaime King…Amber (as Jaime King-Newman)Pell James…CrystalWilliam Shatner…William ShatnerCarrie Fisher…DoctorKevin Smith…Guy at gas stationJason Mewes…Guy at gas stationZak Knutson…Bob the TruckerRay Park…THX Security Guard #2Chuck Borden…THX Security Guard #1Peter Reinert…THX Security Guard #3Will Forte…THX Security Guard #4Craig Robinson…THX Security Guard #5Lou Taylor Pucci…Boba Fett #1Noah Segan…Boba Fett #2Yvonne Alemany-Coffer…Star Journey TouristJess Coffer…Star Journey Tourist / SandtrooperLinda Crispien…StormtrooperSean East…Shadow Trooper / TrekkerChristopher Judge…Teal’c (archive footage)Rachel Klein…LizJohn C. Mann…TrekkieCharles Martinet…Mario (archive sound)Peter Mayhew…SelfDanny McBride…Head of SecurityMaja Miletich…Girl Flashing BraAddison Ridge…Nafrayu (archive footage)Shappy Seasholtz…Admiral Seasholtz Posse MemberMichael Shanks…Dr. Daniel Jackson (archive footage)Armin Shimerman…Anteaus (archive footage)Gary Sievers…Biker #1

Sources: imdb & wikipedia

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Bathurst Supercars: Van Gisbergen completes victory clean sweep at Mount Panorama 500

Shane van Gisbergen completed a Bathurst clean sweep by comfortably winning the second heat of the Mount Panorama 500.

Starting from pole, the Kiwi ceded critical track position by being out-dragged by Cam Waters into Turn 1.

Van Gisbergen was clearly able to match the leading Tickford Mustang for pace, but, facing aero wash, was unable to find a way through.

That made the stops crucial, van Gisbergen opting to take his first service on Lap 14. Waters followed suit a lap later but his Tickford crew unable to get him out fast enough to stop van Gisbergen from charging into the lead.

Once in front it was a flawless display from van Gisbergen, who pulled 4.2s over Waters across the second stint.

He and Waters then pitted together on Lap 23, before van Gisbergen eased his advantage out 6.1s by the finish.

Speaking post-race, van Gisbergen said the middle stint was one of the best he’s ever done – as well taking a cheeky jab at Waters’ Monster Energy backing.

“It’s a team win, a strategy win,” said van Gisbergen.

“Unfortunately you can’t battle on track so we had to try to win it in the pitlane, and we did.

“That middle stint was just insane, it was so good to have such a good car and just push in clean air. It was qualifying laps the whole time and I was watching a sub-par energy drink get smaller in the mirror. It was awesome.”

Chaz Mostert made it two podiums for the weekend with a well-crafted third place. The Walkinshaw Andretti United driver had to pass a pair of Dick Johnson Racing entries along the way, charging by Will Davison in the first stint.

He then pressured Anton De Pasquale into a mistake on his out-lap after his first stop, a moment at The Chase on cold tyres for the DJR driver opening the door for Mostert to get by.

De Pasquale went on to finish fourth, while team-mate Davison slipped back down the order in the final stint. First he was jumped by Mark Winterbottom during the second round of stops, before locking the rears at the last corner a few laps from home, which let Jamie Whincup into sixth.

Scott Pye finished the race eighth ahead of Andre Heimgartner, with Nick Percat rounding out the Top 10.

The only non-finisher was James Courtney, who backed his Tickford Mustang into the wall at The Cutting on Lap 9.

Van Gisbergen now holds a 33-point lead over Mostert in the standings.

Supercars Mount Panorama 500 – Race 2 results

Pos Driver Team Car Gap 1 Shane van Gisbergen Triple Eight Holden 1h26m39.2786s 2 Cameron Waters Tickford Ford 6.1276s 3 Chaz Mostert Walkinshaw Holden 8.6807s 4 Anton De Pasquale Dick Johnson Ford 19.3709s 5 Mark Winterbottom Team 18 Holden 23.2775s 6 Jamie Whincup Triple Eight Holden 29.1513s 7 Will Davison Dick Johnson Ford 30.3906s 8 Scott Pye Team 18 Holden 33.1774s 9 Andre Heimgartner Kelly Ford 42.5386s 10 Nick Percat Brad Jones Holden 46.3388s 11 David Reynolds Kelly Ford 46.9541s 12 Brodie Kostecki Erebus Holden 48.3371s 13 Bryce Fullwood Walkinshaw Holden 49.2006s 14 William Brown Erebus Holden 54.7388s 15 Macauley Jones Brad Jones Holden 1m01.9955s 16 Zane Goddard Matt Stone Holden 1m03.6366s 17 Jake Kostecki Matt Stone Holden 1m06.5015s 18 Todd Hazelwood Brad Jones Holden 1m22.0643s 19 Jack Le Brocq Tickford Ford 1m31.3873s 20 Garry Jacobson Sydney Holden 1m38.9078s 21 Jack Smith Brad Jones Holden 2m05.2315s 22 Fabian Coulthard Team Sydney Holden 1 Lap – James Courtney Tickford Ford Retirement

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[cosmodragi]

LinkedIn Riches: How To Use LinkedIn For Business, Sales and Marketing!

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR The writer of seven books, John Nemo is a former Associated Press Reporter, Talk Radio Producer, Award-Winning PR Director and Social Media Consultant primarily based in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

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source https://ultimatefreecourses.com/linkedin-riches-how-to-use-linkedin-for-business-sales-and-marketing/

[totallycorrectbatimquotes]

Baby you got a body like a croissant.

Alice, to Bendy

[datingsitus-blog]

Chaz Smith Vine compilaion (w/ Titles) Funny Chaz Smith Vines – Best Viners 2016 BEST of Chaz Smith Vines 2016 & 2015 w/ Titles source

[oftenaffected]

My 25 favorite records of 2017 (so far)

Joan Shelley, “Joan Shelley” (No Quarter) 

John Moreland, “Big Bad Luv” (4AD)

Kelly Lee Owens, “Kelly Lee Owen” (Smalltown Supersound) 

Jesse Colter, “The Psalms” (Sony Legacy) 

Fletcher Tucker, “Cold Spring” (Gnome Life) 

Kevin Morby, “City Music” (Dead Oceans) 

The Myrrors, “Hasta La Victoria” (Beyond Beyond Is Beyond Records) 

Shabazz Palaces, “Quazarz vs. The Jealous Machines” (Sub Pop) 

Strand of Oaks, “Hard Love” (Dead Oceans) 

James Elkington, “Wintres Woma” (Paradise of Bachelors)

Hurray for the Riff Raff, “The Navigator” (ATO)

Mountain Goats, “Goths” (Merge) 

The Necks, “Unfold” (Idealogic Organ) 

David Bazan, “Care” (Undertow) 

Wooden Wand, “Clipper Ship” (Three Lobed Recordings) 

Kendrick Lamar, “DAMN.” (TDE)

Aimee Mann, “Mental Health” (SuperEgo Records)

Chaz Bundick Meets The Mattson 2, “Star Stuff” (Company) 

Chuck Johnson, “Balsams” (VDSQ) 

Vince Staples, “Big Fish Theory” (Def Jam) 

Psychic Temple, “Psychic Temple IV” (Joyful Noise) 

Mind Over Mirrors, “Undying Color” (Paradise of Bachelors) 

Sunn Trio, “Sunn Trio” (Sky Lantern Records)

SZA, “Ctrl” (TDE)

Fleet Foxes, “Crack-Up” (Nonesuch)

Forthcoming: Clientele, Hiss Golden Messenger, Weather Station, Chris Forsyth & the Solar Motel Band, Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith, Protomartyr, Lee Renaldo 

Others: Harriett Tubman, The Drums, Mt. Eerie,  Ryan Adams, Eivind Opsvik, Bash & Pop, Brokeback, Thundercat, Magnetic Fields,  Laetitia Sadier Source Ensemble 

[eventlawyer77-blog]

Our Favorite Wedding Dresses with a Pop of Color!

Did you happen to catch last month’s round-up of our favorite black wedding dresses? We thought it was about time to add a pop of color! And, for those that are curious as to why wedding dresses are typically white, well, that’s all Queen Victoria’s fault. We kid, we kid, but almost ALL wedding dresses worn before 1840 were actually colorful, not white. Blue was a popular choice, and many brides opted for dark colors—better for hiding stains + imperfections, so the dress could be worn again.

Whatever the reason—whether you want to stay away from trends and traditions, or simply because you want to incorporate your favorite color into the big day, we’re all for mixing things up and rocking a colorful wedding dress! From those that are dip-dyed, made of airy tulle, or simple and striking in all yellow, we’re sharing our favorite colorful wedding dresses! Oh, and make sure you don’t miss the hand-painted rainbow gown (the most popular gown we’ve ever shared!!).

above photo by kt merry—full details + dress featured later on in this post

Warm Hues

1. This Fiery Red Dress

photo: jenny smith & co. | dress: romona keveza | from this: the bride rocked a fiery red dress for this vibrant la wedding

2. This Velvet Red Dress

photo: anna’s photography | from this: modern red velvet wedding inspiration at the monacans sand dunes

3. This Dip-Dyed Pink Beauty

photo: mary costa photography | dress: & for love ‘ines dress’ | from this: colorful wedding inspiration with an epic balloon backdrop

4. This Dreamy Pink Dress

photo: bowtie and bloom photography | dress: marlo ford | from this: dreamy pink wedding dress captured in joshua tree

5. This Ruffled Blush Gown

photo: egor zhelov | dress: costarellos | from this: the bride wore a ruffled blush gown at this industrial skyscraper wedding in russia

6. This Stunning Blush Dress

photo: chaz cruz photographers | dress: vera wang | from this: the bride wore a stunning blush dress at this industrial modern wedding

7. This Pink Gingham Dress

photo: ashgabes photography | dress: fame and partners | from this: the bride wore a pink gingham dress for her constellation-inspired wedding!

8. This Simple + Striking Yellow Gown

photo: levi tijerina | dress: sarah seven “sullivan” in yellow | from this: desert road trip elopement

Cool Hues

9. This Glam Sequined Emerald Dress

photo: gantes Co. | dress: badgley mischka | from this: mid-century glam desert wedding

10. This Free-Spirited Emerald Gown

photo: karina & maks photography | dress: windsor | from this: wild + free autumn elopement inspiration

11. This Pale Blue Dress Fit for a Snowy Wonderland

photo: everbay co. | dress: odivi | from this: secret wedding in the snowy mountains of the czech republic

12. This Artistic “Something Blue” Dress

photo: natalie bray | wedding dress boutique: the dress theory | from this: for the artistic bride: abstract “something blue” wedding editorial

13. This Blue Tulle Wonder

photo: tyler rye photography | dress: chantel lauren designs | from this: desert wedding inspiration at zion national park

14. This Flower-Studded Dusty Blue Dream

photo: anna roussos | dress: dimitris petrou | from this: secret garden wedding inspiration with a flower-studded dusty blue dress

15. This Custom Velvet Teal Dress

photo: allison harp | dress: iconoclasp | from this: the bride wore a teal velvet wedding dress in this big sur elopement!

16. This Two-Piece Dip-Dyed Beauty

photo: alexandria monette | dress: sweet caroline styles | from this: would you take a helicopter to elope on a secluded island?

Multi-Colored Beauties

17. This Hand-Painted Rainbow Dream

photo: alex kwong photography | dress: designed by tiff manuell, handmade by patricio banados valenzuela | from this: the bride wore a hand-painted rainbow wedding dress

18. This Multi-Colored Floral Gown

photo: kt merry | dress: marchesa

19. This Pastel Beauty

hutton dress from the (new) watters collection 

Have a favorite color? We’d love to hear what you’re thinking for your wedding dress and how you might incorporate it into the big day! If you don’t want to commit to full color, perhaps add a fun sash, saturated floral appliqués, or a slight ombré dip dye. Let us know your ideas in the comments below!

PIN IT:

Source: https://greenweddingshoes.com/our-favorite-wedding-dresses-with-a-pop-of-color/

[tellusepisode]

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi |

X-Men Origins: Wolverine is a American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics fictional character Wolverine. It is the fourth installment of the X-Men film series, the first installment of the Wolverine trilogy within the series, and a spin-off prequel to X-Men (2000). The film was directed by Gavin Hood, written by David Benioff and Skip Woods, and produced by Hugh Jackman, who stars as the titular character, alongside Liev Schreiber, Danny Huston, Dominic Monaghan, and Ryan Reynolds. The film’s plot details Wolverine’s childhood as James Howlett, his time with Major William Stryker’s Team X, the bonding of Wolverine’s skeleton with the indestructible metal adamantium during the Weapon X program and his relationship with his half-brother Victor Creed.

In 1845, James Howlett, a boy living in Canada, witnesses his father being killed by groundskeeper Thomas Logan. Anxiety activates the boy’s mutation: bone claws protrude from his knuckles and he impales Thomas, who reveals that he is James’ birth father before dying. James flees along with Thomas’ other son Victor Creed, who is James’ half-brother and has a sharp claw-nails and healing factor mutation like James. They spend the next century as soldiers, fighting in the American Civil War, both World Wars and the Vietnam War in 1973.

In Vietnam, the increasingly violent Victor attempts to rape a Vietnamese woman and kills a senior officer who tries to stop him. James returns to Victor upon the commotion, and ignorant of his brother’s intent, he rushes to defend him. This results in the pair being sentenced to execution by firing squad, which they survive due to their mutant healing abilities. Major William Stryker approaches them in military custody and offers them membership in Team X, a group of mutants including expert marksman Agent Zero, katana-wielding Wade Wilson, John Wraith, super-strong and invulnerable Fred Dukes and technopath Chris Bradley. They join the team for a few missions, with James using the alias Logan, but Victor and the group’s lack of empathy for human life causes Logan to leave.

Director: Gavin Hood

Writers: David Benioff (screenplay), Skip Woods (screenplay)

Stars: Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Ryan Reynolds, Will.i.am, Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Danny Huston

►Cast:

Hugh Jackman…Logan / WolverineLiev Schreiber…Victor CreedDanny Huston…StrykerWill.i.am…John WraithLynn Collins…Kayla SilverfoxKevin Durand…Fred DukesDominic Monaghan…Chris Bradley / BoltTaylor Kitsch…Remy LeBeauDaniel Henney…Agent ZeroRyan Reynolds…Wade WilsonTim Pocock…Scott SummersJulia Blake…Heather HudsonMax Cullen…Travis HudsonTroye Sivan…JamesMichael-James Olsen…Young VictorPeter O’Brien…John HowlettAaron Jeffery…Thomas LoganAlice Parkinson…Elizabeth HowlettPhilip A. Patterson…Firing Squad LeaderAnthony Gee…Carnival GuyAdelaide Clemens…Carnival GirlKarl Beattie…School ChildTom O’Sullivan…Logging SupervisorMyles Pollard…PhelanStephen Anderton…MarcuseChris Sadrinna…Van MierSeptimus Caton…BartenderMatthew Dale…SurgeonNathin Butler…Male Nurse #1Peter Barry…Male Nurse #2David Ritchie…Dr. CorneliusAsher Keddie…Dr. Carol FrostSocratis Otto…Lead Technician – Alkali LakeStephen Leeder…General MunsonJames D. Dever…Platoon LeaderMartin Obuga…Muttering ManRita Afua Connell…Nervous African WomanJohn Shrimpton…Stryker AideHenry Browne…CurtisTahyna MacManus…Kayla’s Sister / EmmaDaniel Negreanu…Poker PlayerAlexandra Davies…Woman of the NightDon Battee…Huge DoormanEvan Sturrock…Drunken Man In AlleyRob Flanagan…Amoured Humvee DriverHakeem Kae-Kazim…African BusinessmanAlison Araya…TeacherEric Breker…Special Forces CommanderEileen Bui…Vietnamese ChildAdrian G. Griffiths…Hunter #1 (as Adrian Hughes)Byron Chief-Moon…Hunter #2Mike Dopud…Vietnam Army OfficerBeatrice King…Waitress (as Beatrice Ilg)Kanako Takegishi…WaitressPanou…Tank SoldierJohnson Phan…Vietnamese ManElizabeth Thai…Vietnamese WomanJade Tang…Mutant Twin #1Joelle Tang…Mutant Twin #2Warwick Young…Helicopter PilotApril Elleston-Enahoro…Ororo Munroe (scenes deleted)Scott Adkins…Weapon XIJames Crabtree…MedicSusan Glaze-Harper…PedestrianDennis Kreusler…SoldierAndrew Maciver…SoldierGideon Mzembe…MutantPaul Padagas…WardenChris Polzot…MutantChaz Smith…Bourbon Street RevelerTerry Lee Smith…Bourbon Street PartierDerek Steen…SoldierSuzie Steen…Carnival MomPatrick Stewart…Professor Charles XavierIan Thompson…School Bus DriverElizabeth Tranchant…PedestrianJosh Dean Williams…Soldier

Sources: imdb & wikipedia

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Thumbnails is a roundup of brief excerpts to introduce you to articles from other websites that we found interesting and exciting. We provide links to the original sources for you to read in their entirety.—Chaz Ebert

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"OUT 100: Emma González, Newsmaker of the Year": The phenomenal young gun control activist spoke with our own Monica Castillo for Out Magazine.

“Not everyone celebrated the arrival of a bold and confident queer Latinx woman on the national stage. Almost immediately after González’s first public appearances, trolls began attacking her online. In a Facebook post, Congressman Steve King’s campaign (R-Iowa) linked her to communist Cuba for wearing a patch of the country’s flag on her jacket. González, whose father is Cuban, defended herself and cited the elected official’s racist comments. ‘If somebody’s trying to challenge my Cuban identity, they are usually — if not obviously — racist,’ she said. ‘Look at the things he said, and what he called me. What he said was bottom-of-the barrel. He was not even trying. He went out of his way lots of times to call out various people and say things about minority groups.’ To González, identity is fluid and more encompassing than basic labels. ‘Identity to me means the way that you describe yourself when someone says, ‘Describe yourself,’’ she explains. ‘If I were to describe my identity, I would say that I am half Cuban, I’m bald, I’m bisexual, I’m 5-foot-2, I like to write, I like to partake in the arts, and I like to crochet. I would hope that if I were introducing myself to somebody, through those things, they would be able to get an understanding of who I am.’”

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"Does Erasing Cyber-Reality Erase Our Actual Reality?": A personal essay evocative of "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," penned by Emma Olsson for Eileen Kelly's excellent site, Killer And A Sweet Thang.

“I think social media provides us with this peculiar way of storytelling, and perhaps it’s narcissistic, but the story is our own. I want to one day be able to look back at those odd little squares and read their stories of a time when I was 19 and 20 and 21 and in love for the first time. They hold deep connections to a memory, but they don’t necessarily signal a longing for a person. At least not for me. Something about the mourning of deleted pictures feels like a parody of our times. It’s impossible to imagine this scenario outside of a modern, digital context. In a time when online and offline lives are rich enough to be distinguished from each other, the act of removing little pieces of evidence from this online space feels particularly jarring. A deleted photo translates into something much deeper in meaning, to the deletion of proof of our existence together. I’d always tried to hold myself to the doctrine that one day, after the hurt had softened, I’d be able to look back on photos and relive the memories with gratitude. That I’d be able to see the soft things, the beautiful and happy things, not only the sad. Photos are potent in that way, and I hoped (and still do) to feel neither removed from this person nor bound to him. I hoped to just feel grateful, and it hurt me to think that he didn’t feel the same. That he wanted to cut me out of his memory — even if just on social media.”

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"'What 'Moonlight' Gave Us Was the Confidence to Execute Our Ideas Without Fear': Writer/Director Barry Jenkins on 'If Beale Street Could Talk'": A wonderful interview with the Oscar-winning director conducted by Jim Hemphill for Filmmaker Magazine.

“We treat the sound the same way we treat the cinematography, which is with the idea that it should be a reflection of the main character’s consciousness. In terms of the cinematography, when Tish is remembering the more beautiful and tender times with Fonny, those scenes are overly lush and overly saturated because they function as memory — when we remember things, we don’t remember them as a documentary. There’s more light in the flashbacks, and much more shadow in the present-day scenes, where Tish and Fonny are in a kind of purgatory. As far as the sound goes, when I’m making a film, I’m not just considering the screen — I’m considering the house, the actual environment where the audience is going to watch the movie. One of the things we decided right away was that the voice-over narration in the film needed to be experienced in a different way than the dialogue, so if you’re sitting in an auditorium it feels like you’re inside her head. Her voice is coming from all around the room, whereas the dialogue is coming from the front channel, and it’s a very different effect. In other scenes we would stoke up the reverb and things like that, just to reflect what the characters are feeling.”

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"Becoming parents completely changed who we are": A beautiful letter from Mary Barnes to her husband, published at Motherly.

“These are the parenting trenches. The baby years. These years can make or break us. And can I be so bold as to say: I think they're making us. They're making us learn how to communicate better. How to find common ground when we disagree about real stuff, like the ways we want to raise our children. We're invested in not only the outcome but the short term effect. We're a team. They're making us think about the future. Not just the fun stuff, but the difficult stuff like estate planning, life insurance, and college funds for the kids. They're making us challenge ourselves to provide our children with comfort and opportunities. We've always worked hard but the stakes have never been this high. You know I'm the optimist, the dreamer, while you consider yourself the realist—but I think we can agree on this: going through some of the tough stuff with you by my side has shown me that we are stronger than the tough stuff. We can get through it. We can get through anything. As long as we hold on to each other. Motherhood transformed me. Fatherhood transformed you. And having kids completely transformed our marriage. We'll never be who we were on our wedding day again. Time marches forward—only forward. I miss the carefree version of ‘us,’ but I love this version even more. Because we know what we're made of now, and in so many ways we didn't before.”

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"Independent films screened at Oakton College's annual pop-up: 'The festival is all about broadening horizons'": Our contributor Donald Liebenson reports on Michael Glover Smith's indispensable festival for the Chicago Tribune. 

“Josephine Decker’s ‘Madeline’s Madeline’ that was screened during the film festival is the type of film that Smith says he envisioned when he launched the free event. ‘I wanted to show independent and experimental films that are exciting and a little bit challenging; movies that are different from what typically would play (at the local multiplex),’ Smith said. ‘The festival is all about broadening horizons.’ Smith, himself, is the author of ‘Flickering Empire,’ which chronicled the untold story of Chicago’s silent film industry, and the film blog ‘White City Cinema.’ He has also directed two film festival award-winning productions: ‘Cool Apocalypse’ and ‘Mercury in Retrograde.’ The filmmaker and instructor said he was inspired to start the ‘Pop-Up’ festival after inviting Harold Ramis’ wife Erica to speak to his student about a documentary she had produced on The Joffrey Ballet. ‘She is the daughter of the late film producer and director Daniel Mann, and she talked about growing up in that household, her life with Harold and being on his film sets,’ Smith said. ‘But it was in a classroom of 12 people, and I thought this was a conversation that should be held in an auditorium and open to the public.’”

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Chris Elliott is the latest amazing guest on Sam Fragoso's essential "Talk Easy" podcast, with illustrations by our Far Flung Correspondent Krishna Shenoi. Click here for the full conversation.

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Not only did Glenn Close's acceptance speech for her surprise win in the Best Actress (Drama) category for her brilliant performance in "The Wife" bring the Golden Globes audience to its feet, it could also very likely help the actress win her very first Oscar. And boy is she well overdue for one.

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