#source: be cool scooby doo

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April: Leo, you're a middle-aged dad stuck in the body of a 15 year old. Deal with it. Leo: Done. I collect antique flashlights and wear prescription socks. It's time I own that.

[thefangirlinawheelchair]

Lu Guang after 103th time loop probably: The problem isn't that I'm too controlling, it's that I'm not controlling enough!

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Crowley, introducing NRC to new students: This place is basically a death trap of higher education.

Deuce: Death trap?!

Ace: HIGHER EDUCATION?!

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

(Aurora is wearing a beard for some reason)

Ambush:

Aurora: (twirling the mustache)

Ambush: ...

Aurora: (twirling the mustache)

Ambush: ...Okay, why do you have a beard?

Aurora: I think a better question is why don't you have a beard?

Boom Bloom: Here we go...

Ambush: Because I don't want one?

Aurora: Well I do! I don't hear you questioning Mysticat about his beard.

Mysticat: Did you hear that, chin tuft? You've officially been recognized as a beard!

Buckshot: (patting Mysticat's beard) Aww, we're so proud.

Ambush: Mysticat's a man!

Mysticat: Another first! Take that, Uncle Dave!

Buckshot: (hand on Mysticat's shoulder) We're so proud.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Whoopsy the Clown: Oh no, the clown police!

Barnaby: *juggling with a straight face* Whoopsy the Clown you are under arrest for several violations of the sacred Cardinal Code of Clowning. 

Wally: *handcuffs Whoopsy the Clown*

Barnaby: You have the right to remain silent should you choose to be tried as a mime.

[incorrectclassicbookquotes]

Dracula is chasing the gang

Abraham Van Helsing: Split up. He can't follow all of us.

*John Seward, Quincey P. Morris, and Arthur Holmwood run one way and Van Helsing, Mina and Jonathan Harker run the other way. Dracula follows the suitors.*

Arthur Holmwood, realizing Dracula is following them: *Talking about Van Helsing, Jonathan and Mina* Do you think they just stop and laugh and high-five each other when this happens.

Quincey P. Morris: That's what I'd do.

[incorrect-night-world-quotes]

Thierry: Enormous wealth is overrated, unless you want to buy lots of stuff.

[rassicas]

I had a dream splatoon base updated the band pages.

In this dream, Riot Act had a secret 5th member who was a leafy sea dragon and looked cool, but that wasnt the biggest shock.

The previous pages got updated with new art in a different art style with scenes featuring bands members and Inklings and...

The cast of scooby doo.

Yes. Splatoon was doing a massive scooby doo collab. I remember in this dream was just me going thru the splatoon base website while my splatoon lore discord server was going nuclear over these developments

Things that happened include

-there was new art of riot act hanging out (including the new leafy sea dragon) but in the background there were random civilians that looked plausible for splatoon, and then... two that looked like anthropomorphic birds. me and the chat were freaking out like "DID BIRDS EVOLVE IN SPLATOON LIKE THIS AND EVERYTHING WE KNOW IS A LIE??? OR IS THIS A CHARACTER FROM A SCOOBY DOO MOVIE" and we had to assume the birds were scooby doo characters from some niche source because scrappy doo was also there in the background.

-for some reason, they dropped a height chart of shaggy, velma, fred, and daphne next to an Inkling. The inkling was given slightly different proprortions from how they look in game, and was drawn in the same art style as the rest of the mystery gang. Next to the inkling they had markers denoting the tallest possible height for an inkling, and that tallest height was still a bit shorter than velma. Discord server losing our minds because they used this fuckass collab to canonically confirm that inklings are smaller than humans.

[vintagerpg]

I love a kid adventure. The sub-genre, codified in film for the most part by Amblin Entertainment in the ’80s (but drawing on all sorts of sources, from Huck Finn to Lassie to Hardy Boys to Scooby-Doo), uses a straightforward formula: take some kids and stick them in a dangerous situation that only they can handle, because adults either don’t believe or aren’t around.

The problem with most kid adventure stories is that they are written by adults, and at least partially for adults, and because of that, they generally adhere to an adult sense of logic. This is true of kid adventure RPGs like Kids of Bikes and Tales from the Loop, for sure. You can hear an echo of Richard Dreyfuss’ Stand By Me narration in both those games. No so for Don’t Tell Mom & Dad (2022), which delights in its own kid logic.

You’re a kid. You live in a town (a big part of DTM&D is collaboratively creating that town using the included tiles, something I unabashedly love). There’s something weird going on (possibly many somethings) and you need to get to the bottom of it by the end of summer vacation. There are a bunch of cool mechanics to manage — dinner time, curfew, zzz (countered by the use of sugar), the scared-o-meter and cool points (there are also “good kid” skills and “bad kid” skills). There are summer jobs, of course, and chores. But there’s also cool stuff to buy at the corner store and endless equipment to improvise through crafting and the powers of kid imagination — they can bend reality with a successful roll.

There’s such an appeal to how these (light!) mechanics hang together to simulate the improbable twists and turns of childhood imagination. They’re poised to create off-the-wall adventures that are more dangerous than you’d expect and probably don’t make conventional sense, but that’s not the point, now, is it? Rather, the point is running around on a summer evening with your friends, having a blast (or, you know around a table, because you’re old in body, but young at heart).

[hobie-enthusiast]

Hii quick question HOW DO YOU WRITE HONIE TALKING SO WELL, like i’ve learned basic british and roadman vernacular and i’ve watched a bunch of Daniel Kaluuya’s interviews and stuff to try and better pick up how he talks and now that i’ve gotten all that I DONT KNOW HOW TO WRITE FOR THE ACCENT, so if you have any tips or you could explain it a little i would appreciate you so so so much 🙏

also i love your work, like seriously it’s so amazing i’m obsessed

hey anon! so honestly, i can give a rundown of what goes through my head but this is all what works for me so dont feel like u have to use it!

so first, to figure out dialogue and what he would do, i figure out his characteristics. hobie is a cool punk guitarist and anarchist; he’s anti-authoritan, laid-back, and overall a chill guy as long as ur chill with him. so i take that into consideration when writing his dialogue. this is a good example;

{person}: why don’t you and i split up to catch them both

bad example: {hobie}: “sure, i can do that. be careful.”

good example: {hobie}: “not safe that way. c’mon, we’ll catch them.”

so, after all dialogue is done with hobie in my fic, and the fic overall is done, i go back and fill in his accent. to explain, i basically remove some letters from some words, add some british slang, and some dialect for how hobie talks. here are some examples of that:

important -> impor’ant

sweetheart -> swee’heart

darling -> darlin’

them -> ‘em

it’s -> ‘s

alright -> alrigh’

fucking -> bloody

clue -> scooby doo (in some cases)

hobie -> ‘obie

am not -> ain’t

WIKIHOW IS ACTUALLY A GOOD SOURCE!! if u need extra help on how to write it this is a good source i’ve used before!

it’s also important to note that hobie brown is made to be “effortlessly cool”. so whatever he says is natural, rolls right off the tongue. he’s quick with what he says and is just overall a natural charmer. SO UTILIZE THAT!! make his words flirty in a romantic sense, make his words quick and comforting in those situations, make him quick on his feet when in Spider-punk situations.

one last thing is that hobie is not a toxic guy who would neglect someone in a relationship. he very obviously cares about those he meets. HE KNEW MILES FOR 10 MINS AND HELPED HIM. hobie can be a very suave and romantic guy, so it’s best to write him as such. a lot of the time, people struggle to write characters because they arent writing them right and mischaracterize them!

hope this helped! <3

[starsfic]

Scooby Doo: Together Forever

The adult Scooby Doo idea I mentioned starting discussing with @vegalocity

After years and years of making their name known through mystery solving, brushes with the supernatural, and gaining top marks in their college classes, Mystery Incorporated heads back home to Cool Crystal, Florida, for summer break. It's nice to unwind and charge the batteries at home...

Until summer is over, and they are unable to leave.

Old mysteries will be uncovered, and the perfect skin of Cool Crystal will be ripped apart as Mystery Incorporated tries to break free, helped by allies like the DJ Angel Dynamite, ex-Manticore Marcie, and the mysterious Mr. E.

Characters below:

Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated's heart, Scooby has a big heart, a bigger stomach, and an even bigger talent in magic. He serves as Shaggy's familiar and seems to have a magical history of his own. Despite his easily spooked nature, Scooby is determined to protect his friends, his family, no matter the cost.

Shaggy Rogers- 23, majoring in cooking/athletics/zoology: Shaggy is the jack of all trades in the gang and the strongest. He specializes in cooking and kitchen magic, and his powers possibly stem from a family history of magic. He started learning magic after the werewolf incident and flourished with Velma's help. Despite being easily scared and distracted by his stomach, Shaggy loves the gang and will make sure they all survive this.

Daphne Blake- 22, majoring in semiotics/molecular neurobiology: Daphne was a normal wealthy heiress until a demon broke into her home in hopes of stealing her pure soul as a child. Now, Daphne trains in various athletics, hoping one day to take revenge for the death of her mother, having trained her body to actually be able to punch ghosts. She's also the smartest emotionally-wise, actually taking the steps to admit her love for all of the gang.

Freddy Jones- 22, majoring in engineering: Freddy is the himbo of the group and serves as the group's shield- to the point of jumping in front of the gang to protect them from anything, whether ghost or actual person. The ghost thing seems to not be a problem for some unknown reason. Still, he's never seen without his lucky ascot, something enchanted by the rest of the gang. He can also talk about traps all day long if you give him the chance.

Velma Dinkley- 20 (about to turn 21), majoring in criminology/history/etc.: For years, Velma claimed to never believe. However, years of running into various supernatural phenomena have caused her to believe and start training. Thanks to long hours in the library, avoiding the rest of the town as the main source of gossip, Velma can find any book and shares its knowledge with Shaggy. She's also the only one willing in the gang to put on a mask herself.

Other characters-

Mr. Blake- Daphne's father who has spent his life in a mental health ward after the violent death of his wife. He claims to have visions of Cool Crystal burning, so many dead, and over it all... Scooby. Doctors believe that he isn't helped by his room sitting next to Pericles' cell.

Mrs. Dinkley: Velma's suffocating mother, Angie, has long believed in ghosts, to the point of creating an entire business out of the various supernatural phenomena that haunt the town. However, even if she's willing to drag dirty secrets out for money, she has her own secrets.

Angel Dynamite: The town DJ, Angel has provided a safe space for the kids- specifically Velma- since middle school. While she holds many secrets, including how she learned to throw CDs like throwing stars, she has none that she's willing to endanger the kids with.

Marcie Fleach- Velma's former science fair rival, Marcie has developed a strong friendship with Velma and the gang to the point of a mutual crush. She attends online college as an engineering major, having stayed in town to help her dad with their amusement park. Although she doesn't believe in the supernatural yet, she is more than willing to help Shaggy with taste-testing.

Sheriff Stone- The town's sheriff. Also an idiot.

Ed Machine- The CEO of the biggest company in town, Destroido Corp., Machine stays stone-faced throughout everything, even as he serves as an errand boy.

Amelia- A newcomer to Cool Crystal, Amelia has supposedly moved in order to serve as the new head of security of Destroido Corp. She's much nicer to the gang than her stonewalling boss, willing to help them in solving mysteries and turn a blind eye when they sneak in.

Mr. E- A mysterious supplier of clues and hints as the gang learns about the dark secrets of Cool Crystal. He planned to play the gang like chess pieces, but he was unprepared for the weirdness of this group of kids.

Professor Pericles- Pericles has admitted to having caused the disappearance of a group of kids in order to gain "knowledge." He's known to be sadistic, willing to cause whatever harm he needs in order to reach his mysterious goals. The gang provides a way to both reach Mr. E and find information while he is locked up.

Nidhogg- A mysterious spirit, Nidhogg seems to be very interested in the mystery in the city's heart. He's calm and manipulative, bordering on gentle for the gang, whispering in their ears, unlike E and Pericles' blatant power struggle.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[When Metalhead got corrupted by the Kraang]

Donnie: Hey buddy. It’s me, Donnie. The one who built you, raised you, nurtured you. Lovingly made you into the special robot you are today. So special! You don’t wanna hurt anybody, right?

Metalhead: *draws all his weapons and fires them at Donnie*

Donnie, running away: I WAS WRONG! HE DOES WANT TO HURT US!!

[lauras-happy-place]

Why does some modern Scooby Doo content suggest that Daphne is useless in the group?

I think they didnt rewatch the source material, they just worked from memory.

Cuz Daphne was the cool but girly girl with creativity.

Daphne always fought against stereotypes while still being the feminine queen she is. She was the brave one in many cases.

She also always made useful stuff from things she found in her purse? Like once a literal costume from her makeup and a piece of thread. Remember?

They even felt the need to give her a quirck in every episode of that Family Guy style series. I did like that one tbh, but I'm just saying that she always had something.

And it bothers me how it became a gag in the show itself that she's useless.

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Grim: Alright, that's it! I've eaten a lot of food in my time and sure, some of it wasn't technically 'mine'. In fact, most of it wasn't technically 'mine'. I've eaten a bunch of Yuu's tuna fish sandwiches, every one of them I could get my hands on.

Deuce: You're not helping your case.

[farasen]

Russian dub yapping

It's my turn to rant on the Russian dub. So, as I previously mentioned, dwk cannot be found on any official sources or streaming services. Therefore, they're not written down at any VAs role list, which means all the following may turn out to be false (although I'm 100% sure on most of them).

Leon (also Michi and this guy with glasses from the Cool kickers)

One of those who I'm 100% sure, because the actress' voice is pretty recognizable. He was voiced by Irina Grishina, an actress and a voice actress. She also voiced Helga from Hey Arnold! in some seasons, Nelson from The Simpsons and younger Tommy from The butterfly effect. Also Pixel and I guess Ziggy at some point from LazyTown.

Jojo, Natasha and Raban (plus background characters)

Also 100% sure on this one. They're voiced by Olga Golovanova, and, yknow, it's the voice that you call your "childhood voice" because this actress voiced quite a lot of movies and cartoons so she has quite many characters. For example, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy and Sweetie Belle from My little pony, Daphne from Scooby-Doo, Rhonda from Hey Arnold!, Lady from Lady and the Tramp, Mercury from Sailor Moon and many many more.

Deniz and Markus (also Paul and some other background characters)

Another VA that I'm sure in - Prokhor Chekhovskoy. Also a recognizable voice actor with a lot of background. He voiced Frodo from The Hobbit, Jaskier from Netflix The Witcher series, Ted from The Lorax, Tobias from TAWOG, Marty from Back to the future, Daffy Duck from Looney Tunes show. He also voiced video games characters, like Ralph from Detroit: Become Human, as well as some from League of Legends and Dota 2.

Marlon

Now to the ones I'm not really sure about. Marlon is supposedly voiced by Irina Kireeva. She's a quite popular actress, but I think she specializes more on films and games. It's Ashley from Mass effect, Zarya from Overwatch, Romka from Russian novella Tiny Bunny, Eivor from Assassin Creed and more.

Willi

Also not sure about him, but people say he's voiced by Daniil Eldarov. He voiced BBC's Sherlock Moriarty, Knuckles and Eggman from Sonic Boom, Captain America in many Marvel movies, Luke Skywalker, etc.

Vanessa

Who voiced her? Shit if I knew. The only one on whom I couldn't find anything, even though I'm pretty sure I heard her voice before. But so far I have nothing on her, if I find out I'll make an update maybe.

Okay, so we're done with that, but may I comment on the quality?? Even though I think rus dub is one of the best dubs for dwk, there are still some errors. Like there were a few times when the actor just changes for one phrase for no reason and you're like wtf?? And it's always Marlon for some reason idk

Like, the first is his normal voice and the rest is.... whatever this is

Also the way they pronounce Kevin (yeah it's English version of names for us) differently every fucking time. Sometimes it sounds like [e] and sometimes it's more like [ye]. It's not that bad but it's kinda annoying.

[thewickedbohemian]

Thoughts on an Elsbeth that felt like a modern Agatha Christie story (without needing an And-Then-There-Were-None-esque series of murders to do so)

Elsbeth can into space?

nvm Elsbeth can into space camp

how the hell is he allowed to vape there

dude shut up about your damn paint

it's not just a billionaire thing but none of these people seem likable

y'know when you can just tell by the music something bad's gonna happen

at least they didn't show one of the upside-down-y machines

so we're picking up right when the premiere ended

maybe it's just because I didn't watch The Good Wife but I don't understand what's happening other than it's making me feel very anxious about her situation

captain shows his space nerdery Kaya shows her social awareness

at least no detective weirdo again

Elsbeth trying to mom things

Aisha Tyler directed this, interesting

not surprising these guys thought they could get away with everything

down fire marshal, Elsbeth has a Watson

maybe the space pen was the weapon

I wonder what kind of parallel the deal's trying to make

"Snoozer" yeah that'll hurt someone's rep

everybody's blaming everybody else and this truly does feel like Agatha Christie in space

I knew the boots had something to do with it

okay fire marshal needs to chill and please tell me he doesn't recur

Kaya please stop the captain before he burgles the facility

nice? his offer for mentorship

the tell-tale earring

doesn't always mean look for the woman (and I get what she's saying about them falling off)

source of missing battery identified or is it

3rd outfit of three so far this episode, this one looking Scooby-Doo af

seriously, it's cute that he's trying but they're not right

called it on the interchangeable batteries

a frame job, should have known but why

so I was right on the pen too and Wagner gets his moment

not exactly feeling the spacesuit design

caught leaky-penned

don't exactly get what happened between her and the marshal but something about cooling off fires makes me think nothing's gonna happen

digging the top and the bird pin she was wearing before

WoC traveling alone into space, if I wasn't so afraid of saying this for even a fictional billionaire I'd call that a girlboss moment

some more crumbs of how things could get awkward

actual-Halloween-not-just-Halloweek episode next week and Elsbeth looks from the promo to be dressed as Audrey Hepburn or something (wonder how many people irl are going to dress as Elsbeth this year, I would myself if I had somewhere to go but I have a too-similar wardrobe and too-different looks for people to actually recognize it as a costume)