#source: DevilArtemis

[shadow-coolness]

*In the boomverse*

Tails: Look im serious, this might be my greatest technological achievement, Like literally.

Sonic: Ok you say that for all of them. *Gestures to Tails other inventions*

Tails: Ok but this time im telling the truth. Sonic the Hedgehog i want you to meet…

*Someone else walks onto the beach and its a familiar face*

Tails: Sonic The Hedgehog!

Archie: Hello.

Archie/Boom:…..Why are you so short/tall? Excuse me?!

Tails: Right so uh Sonic meet uh well Sonic. He’s you but canon-er.

Boom: I'm not canon?

Archie: More like fanfiction that got out of hand.

Tails: Today both of you Gentlehogs will face off, one of you may even die BUT i can say for all of us that is a risk we are all willing to take for the sake of science.

Boom: Im not fucking canon?!

Tails alrighty gentlehogs before we begin do we have any questions?

*Both Sonics raise their hands*

Tails: Yes Cool Sonic?

Boom: I-

Archie: Why am i here? Also i think less cool Sonic has a question too.

Boom: *Sarcastic laugh* You got great jokes. But can you BALL bitch?

Archie: Im quite confident in my 3’s you know.

Boom: Oh we’ll see about that.

*Cut to a basketball game*

Tails: We got some serious ball handling folks oh and Sonic goes for the 3!

*The ball goes through the hoop*

Tails: ITS GOOOOOD! Archie Sonic completely embarrassing Boom Sonic but wait Sonic has the ball he’s going in for a dunk! OH MY Ancients AAAANNNNCIIIEEEEENNNTSSSS!!! GOOOOAAAAA-Wait wrong game.

*Cue montage of both Sonics competing in different competitions from Push ups,chili dog eating(leaving Tails with the bill),trying to open pickle jars and racing in cars*

Tails looking at a checkboard: Welp i cant believe im saying this but…its a tie. You both tied perfectly in every single contest.

Boom: Wait so they’ll never know who’s best?

Archie: They know.

Boom: They’ll just have to wonder for the rest of eternity?

Archie: Pretty sure they know.

Boom: Oh my Ancients, You just think you're hilarious, don't you?

Archie: Yes. Now, if you don't mind, I really need to be getting back to my comic... (walks away)

Boom: Oh, right, you mean the comic that got cancelled?

Archie: (stops in his tracks) Oh yes, I forgot! You've got a comic and a show! Wonder how those are doing?

Boom: Well i can say i didnt have to go through an entire damn reboot.

Archie: Oh please, the most memorable thing you had was a crazy ass badger!

Boom: At least she made it to the main series, Your characters cant even get cameos.

*That was the quill that broke the Hedgehogs back as Archie lunges at Boom and starts punching him in the face but Boom kicks him into a tree and pounces on him causing the 2 to double spindash and start punching the shit out of each other through Meh Burger*

*Meanwhile in Light Labs*

Rock: Ya know i think im ready to come back. I feel like i’ve had time to heal, i feel grounded,present and ya know even-

*He’s cut off by The Sonics breaking in through the wall still punching the shit out of each other*

Rock: Thats it! Im going back on hiatus!

*The Sonics are slapping the shit out each other with Archie even slapping Boom with Nicoles handheld computer all while Tails watches taking notes on his clipboard*

*Cut to the Sonics having dinner at a fancy restaurant*

Boom: Can you pass the salt please?

Archie: Oh im pretty sure you’re salty enough for the both of us.

Boom: *Just stares at Archie,takes a sip from his drink and sighs*

Archie: *As he’s launched out the window* OH YOU BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!! *Crashing sounds*

*The 2 Sonics end up at Eggmans lair and begin strangling each other*

Archie: You motherfucker! I’ll kill you!

Boom: You’re not even the right shade of blue!

*Both Tails and Eggman watch this while taking notes*

*The 2 Sonics are battling it out using Lightsabers until the platform they’re on breaks*

*Cut to them at the movies*

Archie: Hey Wait wait check this part out, its my favorite part.

Rome: Let your man go, huh?

Brian: Drop it, I don't wanna talk about it.

Rome: Drop it hell! I wanna hear about this, homie!

Brian: I said forget about it, cuz.

*Both Sonics start laughing but Booms starts to die down while Archie keeps going*

Archie: I told you this movie was great.

Boom:….I mean its alright.

Archie: *Has the most shocked look on his face like Boom just said the most heinous thing ever*

*The 2 start fighting again breaking through the walls of the theater and then somehow ending up in the Archieverse*

Shard: Now theres 2 of him.

Uncle Chuck: Yeah this getting out of hand.

*Cut to a wrestling ring where Boom lightly smacks Archies chest*

Archie: Aww MotherFu-*Slams Boom to the ground*

Nite: Oh my Gaia! Did you see that Don?! An RKO outta nowhere!

Don: You’re right Nite, it doesn’t matter what Sonicverse you’re from that one HAD to hurt!

Boom: Hey Mr.Canon?

Archie: Huh-*Gets a foot to the face*

Nite: And Sonic counterattacks with a sweet chin music but whats this? Is that…Oh my Gaia it is! Its a Zeti Don! A fucking Zeti!

Don: Not just any Zeti either. Thats the world heavyweight champion Zazz! And he’s got a steel chair in hand!

*Zazz hits Boom with the steel chair…which isnt made of steel at all so it does nothing*

Boom: Really?

Archie: Excuse me, Do you fucking mind?

Zazz: Fight me!

*The hedgehogs look at each other….and then beat the purple off Zazz*

*Back at the beach*

Tails: *looking at his clipboard* Alright so…not gonna lie, *he and Boom Sonic are surrounded by rings* the fans loved it.

Archie:…I get a cut of that right?

*The 2 booms just stare at him starting another fight between the 2 sonics as they punch each other into the sunset*

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Dr. Sivana: (holding a meeting with the Monster Society of Evil) You're all probably wondering why I called you here-

Black Adam, Mister Atom, Ibac, Crocodile Man, & Mister Mind: To kill Captain Marvel?

Dr. Sivana: Um, well... yes. That is why I called you here.

Georgia Sivana: (bursts in) Daddy! Junior broke my invention!

Dr. Sivana: Not now, Georgia!

Black Adam: "Daddy?"

Ibac: Oh, yeah, that's right. You've never met Sivana's kids, have you?

Black Adam: Wait... he fucks?!

Mister Atom: My database suggests that Dr. Sivana indeed fucks.

Black Adam: OH, GODS! I SEE IT WHEN I CLOSE MY FUCKING EYES! AAAAAH! (collapses)

[wolfmage553]

SMG4: Someone, get Bob over here stat.

Axol: *Shouting* I'm going to summon some anime wifus.

Bob: *Appears right beside Axol* I have been summoned.

[capndragn94]

*Horde Family Reunion*

Octavia: Oh that's right. You never met Hordak's wife, did you?

Grizzlor: Wait... he fucks!?

Cobalt: The database suggests that Hordak indeed fucks.

Grizzlor: OH GOD I SEE IT WHEN I CLOSE MY FUCKING EYES! AHHH! *falls over*

[ssj2hindudude]

[battlecry51]

Ducktales Incorrect Quotes (DT17xStarWars Crossover!)

Obi-Wan talking to the Adventurous Couple about the Jedi trials.

Obi-Wan: Della is not worthy of becoming a Jedi.

Della: What?! Blasphemy! I am literally perfect for it! I can easily be Jewish!

Casey: Jedi.

Della: Jedish.

Casey gives Della a deadpan look while Obi-Wan just sighs.

HAPPY MAY THE 4TH EVERYONE!!

Fun fact: My first ever Star Wars movie was Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith that I watch with my parents which is really special to me because it was their movie and I'm happy to be carrying on a great family tradition.

[surnativa]

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[shadow-coolness]

That was easy like stealing candy from helpless orphans.

Shadow

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Incorrect Manga Quote 27

Tsuyu: Congratulations on graduating, Tokoyami!

Fumikage: Congratulations, Tsu! I'm really looking forward to our first year as official Pro-Heroes! I'm going to set up my own agency! Design my own logo! Hell, I'll even get a new mask!

(Record scratch)

Tsuyu: What?

Fumikage: My mask. I'm gonna make a new one.

Tsuyu: Whoa... hold on... you just threw a whole lot of information at me that I am not sure how to process. Did you say "mask?"

Fumikage: Yeah?

Tsuyu: This whole time, you've been wearing a mask?!

Fumikage: (takes off the mask) What's the big deal?! I can just put on a new one and it'll look the same! Tsu?

Tsuyu: ...

Fumikage: (his face is that of a regular person with black hair and bangs covering one eye) You good?

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Harm: Tremble before me, Young Justice! For I am about to set in motion my most evil plan!

Impulse: Good God! You're gonna ban comic book fanservice!

Harm: I said "evil." Not "insane."

Superboy: Yeah, c'mon, Impulse. Everyone loves fanservice.

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Titans/Young Justice

Raven: We need you all to help us with a specific threat to our world.

Impulse: You unfortunate souls.

Robin: Yeah, you seriously couldn't find anyone better?

Nightwing: Aw, c'mon, Timbers. Word on the street is that you kids are really moving up in the world. You should be able to help out with no problems.

Secret: So what exactly are we dealing with?

Starfire: The apocalypse.

Robin: Well, shit. We've already dealt with like, three Crises already.

Wonder Girl: Yes, this is indeed facts and we can only put up with so many reboots at one time before it gets old. So we'd rather not get rebooted into remaining teenagers for another ten years.

Tempest: Well, this one is really, really bad.

Superboy: Okay, how bad are we talking?

Cyborg: Excuse me?

Superboy: How. Bad. Are we talikg?

Impulse: Yeah, are we talking Heroes in Crisis-bad or All-Star Batman and Robin-bad?

Flash: Those're both shit!

Impulse: Yeah, but I feel like Heroes in Crisis at least tried with a direction.

Secret: Bart, you can't be serious.

Impulse: What, it's my opinion.

Wonder Girl: And you're wrong.

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Captain Cold: (holding a meeting with Heat Wave, Pied Piper, Mirror Master, and Trickster) Alright, men, before we begin, I want you to know that you can back out. What I'm about to tell you all is top secret, highly dangerous, and may or may not leave you with genital scarring.

Mirror Master: Oh, my god. Are we getting an HBO Max animated series?!

Captain Cold: ... okay, not that dangerous. Lex Luthor has kidnapped my sister and wants us to steal some kryptonite from STAR Labs in exchange for her safety.

Mirror Master: So we're running a heist for Luthor?

Captain Cold: Yes, exactly!

Trickster: And we'll risk our lives?

Captain Cold: Also, yes.

Heat Wave: What the hell's in it for us?

Captain Cold: Uh, okay, no cap... pizza.

Trickster: God dammit! You expect me to risk my life for pizza?!

Captain Cold: With pepperoni!

Trickster: ... you son of a bitch. I'm in.

Captain Cold: Mick, how 'bout you?

Heat Wave: Stuffed crust?

Captain Cold: You bet.

Heat Wave: Then let's do this.

Pied Piper: Ooh! Can I get mozzarella sticks?

Captain Cold: Yes, Hartley, you can get mozzarella sticks.

Mirror Master: Are you fucking kidding me?! You sold out for pizza?!

Captain Cold: I'll throw in garlic knots, too.

Mirror Master: When do we start?