#source: Avengers: Infinity War

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: You’re not from Earth, you’re from Missouri.

Classic Heavy: Yeah, that’s on Earth, dipshit.

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Rose: i’m gonna ask you this one time. where is the doctor?

Donna: yeah? i’ll do you one better—WHO is the doctor?

Jack: i’ll do YOU one better — WHY is the doctor?

[incorrectstarvs]

(During Divide) Marco: The team broke up. We’re toast. Tom: Broke up? Like- Like a band? Like the Beatles?

[twilovesshuake]

Yaldabaoth: Does this chattering animal speak for you?

Joker: Certainly not. I speak for myself. But you’re trespassing in this city and on this planet.

Skull: It means get lost Squidward!

[corelex]

Rex: Why you don't want to destroy the world? Winnie: 'Cause I'm one of the idiots that I lived in it!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

-Early SoD, shortly after leaving Baldur’s Gate-

Charname: Hey Jaheira, where is Khalid?

Corwin: I’ll do you one better, who is Khalid?

Safana: Here’s a better question, why is Khalid?

[crossoverquest]

Cure Lovely: [Pointing 2 Pinky Love Shoots at Cycloid and Klaus] Everybody stay where you are, chill the eff out!

Phantom: I'm gonna ask you this one time, Klaus: where is Cure Continental?

Klaus: Yeah, I'll do you one better: WHO'S Cure Continental?

Cycloid: I'll do YOU one better: WHY is Cure Continental?

Phantom’s Darkus Laserman: Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this one eyed freak!

*Phantom’s Laserman aims his guns at Cycloid’s head.*

Fourtress(Enraged): Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast Lovely! Let's go!

Cure Lovely: Do it, Laserman! I can take it.

Ryo’s Darkus Mantris : No, she can't take it!

Ryo: She's right, you can't.

Phantom: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine, I'll fight all of you and I'll beat it out of Naga’s acolytes myself, starting with Ryo!

Ryo: Wait, what? Naga?

Sirenoid: Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?

Phantom: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Blue?

Klaus: You're from Earth?

Hime: I'm not from Earth, I'm from Pikarigaoka.

Chan: Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit.

Ryo: What're you hassling us for?

Phantom: So you're not with Naga?

Cycloid: “With Naga?" No! I'm here to kill his loyalists! He took my boss -- wait, who are you?

Cure Lovely: We’re members of the Blue Sky Embassy, man.

Ryo’s Mantris: You're the ones Julio told us about!

Phantom: You know Julio?

Ryuo: Yeah. He’s a tall bald guy in white who needed saving.

[threadofnorns]

big fan of Loki never mentioning Thanos, not even once, and by big fan I mean what was that

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[When first going into space]

Mikey: Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.

Leo: I don't want another single pop-culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. Understand?

[cyber-streak-2]

Twitch: Where is Mom?

Thrash: I’ll do you one better, WHO is Mom?

Hashtag: Here’s a better question... WHY is Mom?

[magicandmundane]

Nasuada, trying to figure out why Eragon and Saphira need to go back to Ellesmèra: Wait a minute, what kind of weapon are we talking about here?

Eragon: The Galbatorix killing kind. 

Roran, popping in: Don’t you think that we should all have a weapon like that?

Eragon: No. 

Eragon: You simply lack the strength to wield them. Your bodies would crumble as your minds collapsed into madness. 

Angela, materializing out of nowhere: Is it weird that I want to do it even more now?

Eragon: Mmm, a little bit, yeah. 

[hersheysmcboom]

Harley: hey,look who’s away in a mager

Tony: not funny, (continues to cry)

Harley: why are you here?

Tony: oh you know, just hanging out with Mary, you know, like me her having a kid was a surprise but after that she pretty much hit it out of the park.

Harley: why are you crying?

Tony (crying) those stories you told about me, I was so awful to you, how can I ever make it up to you?

Harley: you may not realize it, but you already have, I can tell those stories because they don’t hurt me as much any more, I have learned to move on, I’m happy with our relationship now.

[xchoco-mixturex]

Hayami, meeting the gang: Let me ask you this one time… What master do you serve?

Sniper, aiming him with his rifle: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, “Jesus”?

[incorrect-supernoobs]

[During the flight to their first intergalactic mission]

Kevin: Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.

Zenblock: I don't want another single pop-culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. Understand?

[therighthandofvengeance]

Kosh: What master do you serve?

Sheridan: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, “Jesus”?

[crossoverquest]

Darth Chronos: Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hands of the children of the Sith Eternal. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributing to the-

Poe: I'm sorry! Oishiina Town is closed today.

Kara: You better pack it up and get outta here.

Darth Chronos: General Dameron. Does Juro’s lot speak for you?

Poe: Certainly not, I speak for myself.

Cure Precious: You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.

Cure Yum-Yum: She means get lost, Davy Jones!

Darth Chronos to a nearby Sith Trooper: They exhaust me. Bring me the Delicious Stones.