#source: @the gabriels

[the-badger-mole]

Incorrect Quotes: "GO TIME!"

Zuko: Hey, babe. If I killed someone, would you turn me in?

Katara: 😐Closes door. Peers out of closed blinds

Zuko: Um...what's wrong?

Katara: Let's go for a ride on Druk.

Zuko: Startled, but compliant. They find Druk and get to cruising height

Katara: Once she's established the coast is clear. Okay, what's going on? You smoked somebody?

Zuko: What?

Katara: Where's the body?

Zuko: There is no body.

Katara: Okay 😏Did you take it to a volcano or the swamp by Jang Hui?

Zuko: 😲Neither!

Katara: Oh, please don't tell me you buried the thing!

Zuko: I didn't kill anybody! And it's very disturbing that you know where to hide bodies. I was just asking a question. It was joke!

Katara: Oh... Well, did I answer your question?

Zuko:😧...yeah

Katara: Good.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Mmh- Good morning~ Wakey wakey, sleepyhead.

I made you some coffee. 

Cut up some fruit in the kitchen.

It’s time to start your day.

Are you- Jesus Christ, it’s 9:52, it’s 9- WAKE THE FUCK UP.

IT IS 9- ITS LIKE 10 AM, JESUS.

Audio Source

[nihilean]

we are cooked

[crookedvultures]

by Enime_02

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle, holding Xena's face tenderly and looking into her eyes: I WILL DEFY BIOLOGY AND GET YOU PREGNANT.

Xena, blushing: Ah.

[schellis]

How much blood is on your hands? How many have you killed in the name of the Father?

[spn-lesbian]

Cas: that’s ridiculous. Dean doesn’t love me back

Sam: yes he does

Bobby: yes he does

Gabriel: yes he does

Lucifer: yes he does

Crowley: yes he does

Rowena: yes he does

Eileen: yes he does

Jody: yes he does

Dean: yes I do

[hetaczechia]

[unfortunately-a-miraculous-fan]

Hawkmoth: I wanna be very clear, I have no problems with your sexuality. This is-

Chat Noir, cupping his hands: Homophobe!

Hawkmoth: It's NOT a homophobe thing!

Ladybug, pointing at an unconscious Ryuko and Queen Bee: You just hit BOTH of the gay ones!

Hawkmoth: Hey! Just to be clear, I am very socially liberal, I am fiscally conservative.

All the heroes: *yelling at Hawkmoth*

[kur0mi-kat]

[chelsgalaxy]

BRILLIANT MINDS SOUNDTRACK

1x09 || The Colorblind Painter

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

I'm making a new hell and it's called hell 2 and it's for transphobes and people who don't piss hard enough.

Audio source

[hrokkall]

Happy pride month

Bonus textless version + the original

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Joxer, watchiing Xena & Gabrielle flirt: Are they lovers?

Aphrodite: Worse, they're fucking stupid.

[yoursleepyass]

Demon: Sir,we've got a Winchester.

Crowley: Which one?

Demon: the tall one.

Crowley: which one they're both tall!

Demon: oh,uh...the gay one..I guess?

Crowley: WHICH ONE THEY'RE BOTH GAY

[spn-lesbian]

Dean: so, how's married life?

Sam: oh you know, pretty standard

the wedding night:

Gabriel, absolutely wasted, gleefully ripping up bits of their marriage certificate, laughing maniacally: HA!

GOOD LUCK RETURNING ME WITHOUT A RECEIPT, FUCKER!