#incorrect sabriel

[spn-lesbian]

Dean: so, how's married life?

Sam: oh you know, pretty standard

the wedding night:

Gabriel, absolutely wasted, gleefully ripping up bits of their marriage certificate, laughing maniacally: HA!

GOOD LUCK RETURNING ME WITHOUT A RECEIPT, FUCKER!

[cmincorrrctquotes]

Sam: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Gabriel: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

[charliesshitposts]

Cas: dean what are we doing for Valentine’s Day? So I can clear my schedule accordingly.

Dean: *chuckles* babe im going to romance the crap out of you. Starting off with a lovely heart shaped pancake dinner and omelette, a day dedicated to each other. Maybe go to the beach of the pier..top it off with dinner and dessert at a fancy 5 star restaurant. Then we get home, get comfy, crack open a bottle of wine..and end the night by making love in front of the fireplace.

Cas: awwwwww 🥺🥺🥺

[meanwhile]

Sam: Gabe babe what are we doing for Valentine’s Day?

Gabe: Do you want me to be honest on what I had in mind?

Sam: *narrows eyes* yes.

Gabe: I was going to steal flowers from the cemetery and buy you a happy meal.

Sam: Wha—where’s the romance??

Gabe: …

Gabe: You can come with me and we Can do shmexy time in the parking lot-

Sam: NO

[crookedmime]

I needed so much more of this Sam and Dean.

[lukas-dusk]

Castiel : If I fall…

Dean : I’ll be there to catch you.

Gabriel *looks at Sam* : What if I fall?

Sam : Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Crowley : *watches these four interactions*

Crowley, to Bobby : And if I fall?

Bobby : I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[ellastarkwinchester3000]

Sam: “I just want to hear those three little words.”

Gabriel: “I love you.”

Sam: “You are so cute, but try again.”

Gabriel: “I will behave.”

[hetaczechia]

Dean: ew! that's my brother, if you're gonna kiss him do it when I'm not around!

Gabriel: then, why not just leave the room ?

Dean: what no i can't do that, what if you kiss my brother??

[bunchofrandomfandomsandbands]

Sam: Gabe, why are you being so quiet?

Gabriel: I’m pregnant

Sam: No, you’re not. You’re guilty. What did you do?

Gabriel: I may

Sam: ?

Gabriel: Have gotten a puppy

Sam: What

*Gabriel brings out weird looking puppy*

Sam: Is…is that a hellhound?

Gabriel: It’s a puppy

Sam: Jesus Christ Gabriel, that is a hellhound! whERE DID YOU FIND A HELLHOUND?!

Gabriel: I T ‘ S A P U P P Y!

[mrsbradshaw-seresin01]

Sam: Okay, on the count of 3, everyone say something you're grateful for. Ready? 1... 2... 3...

Sam: Gabriel *lovingly gazing at his partner*

Gabriel: Sam *making eyes at him*

Jack: Everyone here!!

Dean: My mad hunting skills.

Castiel: Pizza!!

Bobby: This whiskey.

Rowena: Me, duh.

[yoursleepyass]

Demon: Sir,we've got a Winchester.

Crowley: Which one?

Demon: the tall one.

Crowley: which one they're both tall!

Demon: oh,uh...the gay one..I guess?

Crowley: WHICH ONE THEY'RE BOTH GAY

[spn-lesbian]

Gabriel, sweating: okay- I- uh I need to t- to tell you something

Sam: you're finally proposing

Gabriel: what- how did you know?

Sam: you dropped the ring 3 times during dinner today

Gabriel:

Sam: I even picked it up once

[idjits-areus]

It's game night in the bunker and Sam, Gabriel, Castiel, Dean, and Jack are all playing the Word Association game. It was Jack's turn to pick the game and when Dean began to tell them it was a stupid idea, they started to cry, causing Dean to immediately back pedal and call it a good idea.

Jack: "Everyone knows how to play, right?"

Sam, Gabriel, and Dean: "Yes."

Castiel: "No."

Jack: "It's simple, Cas. We'll each take turns saying a word and whatever the first word that comes to mind is, you say it out loud all at the same time. The most closely related word gets the point. Sounds easy, right?"

Castiel: "Yes, that sounds easy enough."

Jack: "Okay, good! Let's start out easy then. Water."

Sam: "Lake."

Dean: "Bath."

Castiel: "The Mariana Trench."

Gabriel: "Lube."

Sam: "...Gabe"

Gabriel: "What?"

Jack: "Okay, I declare Cas the winner of this round. Cas, you're up next."

Castiel: "Okay. My word is warm."

Gabriel: "Fire."

Sam: "Hell."

Jack: "Hugs."

Dean: "Cas."

Sam, Gabriel, Castiel, and Jack: "...."

Dean: "What?"

Sam: "Nothing. Just the usual."

Gabriel: "....You said Cas!"

Dean: "No I didn't. I said pie."

Gabriel: "Yes you did!"

Dean: "No, I said pie. Right, Jack?"

Jack: "N-"

Castiel: "-You said me Dean, which I'd have to give this point to you. You would know better than anyone else."

Sam: "Ew guys! I didn't need to know that."

Gabriel: "Aw hell yeah, little bro!"

Dean: "Ugh, Cas..."

Jack: "What does that mean?"

Gabriel: "It means that Dean and Cas fu-"

Sam: "Nope! No, Gabe! You are not telling Jack that."

Gabriel: "..."

Sam: "Did you just lick my hand?"

Gabriel: "Maybe?"

Dean: "Okay, that's it. I'm done. It was fun while it lasted, Jack."

Castiel: "I guess I should leave too. Goodnight all."

Jack: "Aw, okay. See you guys in the morning!"

Gabriel and Sam: "...."

Gabriel: "Now that they've left. Do you think Cas and Dean are fucking right now?"

Sam: "Ew, Gabe."

Gabriel: "No, seriously."

Sam: "Definitely."

Gabriel: "Shall we take this party to your room?"

Sam: "Lead the way."

[pinchcinnamon]

what do you want for christmas?

[gabriels-golden-kazoo]

Supernatural Characters as conversations in my house:

Gabriel (inspecting a courgette): So how long does it take for a cucumber to become a courgette?

Sam (looking in shock): Um, Gabe, what did you just say?

Gabriel (poking at the courgette on his plate): Ya know, like when you plant a cucumber plant and then you have a certain amount of time to eat the cucumber before it’s a courgette.

Sam: Umm, courgette and cucumber are two different things?

Gabriel: No they aren’t.

Everyone at the table looking at him in shock.

Gabriel (looking around frantically): They aren’t right?

Sam: No Gabe, sweetheart, they are two different things.

Dean (whispering to himself): Then what the fuck are pickles?

[passocaandshortcake]

Gabriel: Hey Sam!

Sam: Hey Gabe

Gabriel: Watchu listening to?

Sam: Ethel Cain

Gabriel:

Sam:

Gabriel: Did you take your meds? 😁

Sam: No 🙂

[lukas-dusk]

Gabriel : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Sam : Um...Neat.

*later*

Sam, lying face down on their bed : I said "Neat," Dean. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Dean, cleaning the colt : Don't beat yourself up too much, Sammy. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Castiel confessed his love for me?

Sam : Didn't you thank him?

Dean *Pose the gun with a haunted face* : I fucking thanked him.