#incorrect sabriel

[spn-lesbian]

Dean: so, how's married life?

Sam: oh you know, pretty standard

the wedding night:

Gabriel, absolutely wasted, gleefully ripping up bits of their marriage certificate, laughing maniacally: HA!

GOOD LUCK RETURNING ME WITHOUT A RECEIPT, FUCKER!

[cmincorrrctquotes]

Sam: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Gabriel: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

[crookedmime]

I needed so much more of this Sam and Dean.

[lukas-dusk]

Castiel : If I fall…

Dean : I’ll be there to catch you.

Gabriel *looks at Sam* : What if I fall?

Sam : Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Crowley : *watches these four interactions*

Crowley, to Bobby : And if I fall?

Bobby : I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[ellastarkwinchester3000]

Sam: “I just want to hear those three little words.”

Gabriel: “I love you.”

Sam: “You are so cute, but try again.”

Gabriel: “I will behave.”

[hetaczechia]

Dean: ew! that's my brother, if you're gonna kiss him do it when I'm not around!

Gabriel: then, why not just leave the room ?

Dean: what no i can't do that, what if you kiss my brother??

[mrsbradshaw-seresin01]

Sam: Okay, on the count of 3, everyone say something you're grateful for. Ready? 1... 2... 3...

Sam: Gabriel *lovingly gazing at his partner*

Gabriel: Sam *making eyes at him*

Jack: Everyone here!!

Dean: My mad hunting skills.

Castiel: Pizza!!

Bobby: This whiskey.

Rowena: Me, duh.

[bunchofrandomfandomsandbands]

Sam: Gabe, why are you being so quiet?

Gabriel: I’m pregnant

Sam: No, you’re not. You’re guilty. What did you do?

Gabriel: I may

Sam: ?

Gabriel: Have gotten a puppy

Sam: What

*Gabriel brings out weird looking puppy*

Sam: Is…is that a hellhound?

Gabriel: It’s a puppy

Sam: Jesus Christ Gabriel, that is a hellhound! whERE DID YOU FIND A HELLHOUND?!

Gabriel: I T ‘ S A P U P P Y!

[idjits-areus]

It's game night in the bunker and Sam, Gabriel, Castiel, Dean, and Jack are all playing the Word Association game. It was Jack's turn to pick the game and when Dean began to tell them it was a stupid idea, they started to cry, causing Dean to immediately back pedal and call it a good idea.

Jack: "Everyone knows how to play, right?"

Sam, Gabriel, and Dean: "Yes."

Castiel: "No."

Jack: "It's simple, Cas. We'll each take turns saying a word and whatever the first word that comes to mind is, you say it out loud all at the same time. The most closely related word gets the point. Sounds easy, right?"

Castiel: "Yes, that sounds easy enough."

Jack: "Okay, good! Let's start out easy then. Water."

Sam: "Lake."

Dean: "Bath."

Castiel: "The Mariana Trench."

Gabriel: "Lube."

Sam: "...Gabe"

Gabriel: "What?"

Jack: "Okay, I declare Cas the winner of this round. Cas, you're up next."

Castiel: "Okay. My word is warm."

Gabriel: "Fire."

Sam: "Hell."

Jack: "Hugs."

Dean: "Cas."

Sam, Gabriel, Castiel, and Jack: "...."

Dean: "What?"

Sam: "Nothing. Just the usual."

Gabriel: "....You said Cas!"

Dean: "No I didn't. I said pie."

Gabriel: "Yes you did!"

Dean: "No, I said pie. Right, Jack?"

Jack: "N-"

Castiel: "-You said me Dean, which I'd have to give this point to you. You would know better than anyone else."

Sam: "Ew guys! I didn't need to know that."

Gabriel: "Aw hell yeah, little bro!"

Dean: "Ugh, Cas..."

Jack: "What does that mean?"

Gabriel: "It means that Dean and Cas fu-"

Sam: "Nope! No, Gabe! You are not telling Jack that."

Gabriel: "..."

Sam: "Did you just lick my hand?"

Gabriel: "Maybe?"

Dean: "Okay, that's it. I'm done. It was fun while it lasted, Jack."

Castiel: "I guess I should leave too. Goodnight all."

Jack: "Aw, okay. See you guys in the morning!"

Gabriel and Sam: "...."

Gabriel: "Now that they've left. Do you think Cas and Dean are fucking right now?"

Sam: "Ew, Gabe."

Gabriel: "No, seriously."

Sam: "Definitely."

Gabriel: "Shall we take this party to your room?"

Sam: "Lead the way."

[yourtimeisntupyet]

Sam: Daddy can you pass me the salt?

John, Bobby, Gabriel & Dean reaching for the salt: ...

John: He said daddy

Gabriel: Well he didn't say your name sooo

Dean: But i raised him

Bobby: He sees me as his dad figure

Chuck passes the salt: You're welcome.

Sam: Thank you.

Mary:

[pinchcinnamon]

what do you want for christmas?

[spn-lesbian]

Gabriel, sweating: okay- I- uh I need to t- to tell you something

Sam: you're finally proposing

Gabriel: what- how did you know?

Sam: you dropped the ring 3 times during dinner today

Gabriel:

Sam: I even picked it up once

[gabriels-golden-kazoo]

Supernatural Characters as conversations in my house:

Gabriel (inspecting a courgette): So how long does it take for a cucumber to become a courgette?

Sam (looking in shock): Um, Gabe, what did you just say?

Gabriel (poking at the courgette on his plate): Ya know, like when you plant a cucumber plant and then you have a certain amount of time to eat the cucumber before it’s a courgette.

Sam: Umm, courgette and cucumber are two different things?

Gabriel: No they aren’t.

Everyone at the table looking at him in shock.

Gabriel (looking around frantically): They aren’t right?

Sam: No Gabe, sweetheart, they are two different things.

Dean (whispering to himself): Then what the fuck are pickles?

[yoursleepyass]

Dean : I took your little brother's virginity

Gabriel : Right back at ya pretty boi

Dean : *offended gasp*

[lukas-dusk]

Jack : The floor's lava!

Castiel : *helping Dean onto the table*

Gabriel : *kicks Sam off the sofa*

Charlie : There are two types of boyfriends.

[ellastarkwinchester3000]

Loki: “I’m the real Gabe!”

Gabriel: “No, I’m the real Gabe!”

Dean: “Who do we shoot?”

Sam: “There’s only one way to find out.”

Dean: *nods*

Sam: “How do you spell bananas?”

Loki: “B-A-N-A-N-A-S!”

Sam, shooting Loki: “Wrong answer.”

Dean, looking at Sam in disbelief: “Woah! THAT IS HOW YOU SPELL BANANAS!”

Sam: “Yeah, but Gabe sings the song.”

Gabriel, singing: “It’s bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!”