#sound from TikTok lol

[nappingpaperclip]

y’all we r not beating exorsexism and misogyny by calling every transmasc that pisses u off a ‘theyfab.’ Idc if they are annoying or have dumbass opinions, literally using someone’s agab as an insult is wrong and treating transmascs as annoying little afabs is deeply misogynistic and transphobic. What happened to just calling people fucking idiots

[ghostespresso]

staff logging on to tumblr dot com today

[febellows-art]

[captainfairygodmother]

Okay, I don't know if this has been said before, or if it's just like a basic idea that everyone knows and I'm very late to understand it, or maybe I'm just looking in places that don't need to be looked at, so forgive me (ha) if it is, but...

"You know, the current word from upstairs is that we'll be shutting this all down again in about 6,000 years."

Is this foreshadowing? Like, not just for Armageddidn't in S1, which was obviously what Aziraphale was referring to in this scene. But maybe, just maybe, it's foreshadowing whatever is to come in S3.

Obviously, by "we", Aziraphale meant Heaven/the angels as a whole, because they were the only ones around back then.

But what if it has a double meaning? Will Aziraphale and Crowley (inadvertently, I'd presume) shut down not just Earth, but the universe? Will it be just Aziraphale? Just Crowley? I mean, surely if Crowley and Aziraphale were the ones to start up the universe, they can be the ones to end it, too...

[willowser]

You know what pollutes my mind lately girldad!touya!!!! i just JUST IMAGINE he’d only be soft spoken and gentle for her!!!! he’d kill and die for her!! anything for his little princess 🫠🫠 I can literally envision him bullying other kids for upsetting his little princess and threatening to burn them on a stick 😭😭🧍🏻

girl dad touya 🥺 will always be my weakness !! i feel like. that's his lil best friend. you're trying to get her to sleep in her own bed, but the minute you leave to go to work, she's grabbing her pillow and her stuffed animal and coming down the hall and he's just waiting for her 🥺 she crawls into bed and snuggles right up to him and he's so warm that she's just OUT. and they wake up a few hours later and go get something sweet for breakfast or whatever she wants !! 🥺

and he is definitely the kind of dad to like. she wants to play with something on the playground and he is subtly pushing the kid off LOL finding a reason for him to give it up or saying like, "hey, wouldn't you rather play with this rock i found ?" until it's free and he can give it to his daughter airheuq and sometimes he'll say some out of pocket shit to these snot nosed brats, like, "i'll be under your bed when you get home and i'll grab you by the ankles and drag you under and your mommy and daddy won't even notice" LMAOOO he's the WORST i love him

[mmmthornton]

you are one in an unlimited supply of hateful mid-30s tumblr users suffering from main character syndrome and making everyone else around you pay for it. maybe you should grow up and stop being so shallow and youd be less unhappy with your clearly lacking life :)

Better a main character syndrome than Pretend Omniscient Narrator Syndrome where you just blatantly make up your own narrative about people online you don't like. I'll keep being a main character of my own life though and do what I wanna do, you let me know how your fictional play about how 30 year old women are too old to enjoy the Internet works out when you too are forced to recon with your own age and mortality. 😬

[plugnuts]

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no

Profile Kyle has entered the ring

[hopkei]

maybe a team effort?

[justascrollingghost]

Petition to ban the words ‘triggered’ and ‘overstimulated’ from everyday conversations

[yoichichi]

I hate how so many shops now on Etsy just take general product images from other stores and use them in their store front so you have to scour the reviews hoping someone’s posted pictures so you can see images of the ACTUAL product.

And you never really know who the original producer/maker of the item is when there’s 5 other products with the SAME EXACT IMAGE all from FIVE DIFFERENT SELLERS

[rockoblanco]

tbh i don’t mind hearing ppl chew bcs like …. ppl need to eat food & they need to chew to eat , but it drives me to the brink of insanity when ppl listen to their tiktok feeds on their phones out loud

[veloriium]

i always feel weird posting even a little hint of my personal life anywhere but i guess i need to remind others and myself that i am a real person

[daz4i]

sometimes bsd reddit can be fun but sometimes i will go on it and see posts like "why do people think dazai is depressed? i don't remember it ever being mentioned, is it just a common fanon thing?"

[mixedmediahmm]

The spiders at a diner, what else but argue? also warning VERY loud at the end

[independentzaun]

"Do you like the way your skin feels on your body? You don't do you? Why don't you pull it off? Pull off your skin."

[doriansbutt]

sure Epic isn’t like amazing and there are def some awkward-sounding lines but it is fun and the melodies aren’t bad like why do we have to have black and white ‘must hate or love no inbetween’ attitudes toward shit

also it’s a c o n c e p t album give it a break damn