#sorta XD

[teecupangel]

this isn't like an AU or anything but I think it'd be funny if Desmond worked at one of those bars that played popular shows and recorded their entire bar reacting to them. Game of Thrones was a popular one for this when it was playing. and it'd be funny to have Desmond have that "half paying attention mostly doing his job" kind of knowledge of popular shows. (and also imagine if that was how he was first noticed by Abstergo he'd be so mad he doesn't really use youtube and he didn't know the bar was recording it) (or he does know they record and instead he wears a mask during those events and gets a weird following online of people looking for him during the reaction videos like an active where's waldo)

This would work since Desmond would be still working in Bad Weather when Season 1 (2011) and 2 (2012) first aired.

Customers and regulars would first notice him because he doesn’t seemed to know a lot of tv shows or even movies but he likes to listen to people talk about them.

He’s also quite handsome and a lot of people like to comment that he could be an actor if he wanted to (or a model if he doesn’t know how to act)

Desmond just laughs it off, unable to tell them that, considering he’s hiding his past to everyone, he’s pretty much acting as the normal dude Derek Miller for years now.

He’s happy with his life and there’s no way in hell that he would jeopardize it by plastering his face all over those screens by becoming an actor and getting his father’s ‘cult’ on his tail.

He did realize that a lot of people liked to take pictures and videos when he’s working (especially when they’re playing the newest episode) but Desmond has had a lot of practice of dodging cameras as it was part of the training on the Farm (“Remember, Desmond, the Templars is always watching”)

This causes people to talk about the hot bartender that is so hard to get in photos and videos. It becomes like a game to the regulars because they honestly believe Desmond isn’t doing this on purpose.

Then, during the 2nd season’s final episode (because it just became so much popular), the bar decided to make all the employees wear costumes and everyone decided that Desmond just feels like he would do well as Jon Snow.

Desmond agreed because he didn’t really mind but he realized that he fucked up when everyone wants to take a picture of him because (1) he does rock the Jon Snow outfit and (2) he’s hot.

The fact that his father’s cult or the supposed evil megacorporation didn’t come bursting through his doors afterwards gave Desmond the courage to try for a motorcycle license.

And the rest, as they call it, is history.

[thehobbitwithstickyuppyhair]

Pharazôn to Kemen: "Once, when you were at her breast, your mother prophesied that you would come to ill ends."

Me: Tbh he probably bit her nipple. I don't think I've known a single breast feeding mother who didn't make such a prophecy when their teething baby bit down while nursing

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

neve-lucanis party combo is so fun fjdsklfjsdl i love their banter

[cressidium]

Dustin Clare in SUNDAY (2014)

[sergeantnarwhalwrites]

First Ten Songs Tag

Put one of your favorite playlists on shuffle and put down the first 10 songs that play

Hopping on an open tag from @jezifster! If I say what the playlist is called I will be questioned XD So you can make a guess yourself. I bet you won't get close.

Open tag! No braincells right now.

1. IWSS by Delli Boe

2. Don't Be So Shy (Filtov & Karas Remix) by Filtov & Karas

3. Five Nights at Freddy's by The Living Tombstone

4. Good Girls Go Bad by Cobra Starship

5. Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire (JUSTiNB's Video Edit) by Disko Warp

6. Read My Mind by The Killers

7. Flesh by Simon Curtis

8. Come a Little Closer by Cage the Elephant

9. Primal Urges by The Vaccines

10. Crave You (Adventure Club Remix) by Flight Facilities

[mortimerlatrice]

BOO👻👻 still haunting around hereee

Dearest ghost! You're welcome to haunt around here for as long as you'd like. I have made you a cup of tea so you'll be more comfortable. 💜

[neutrallyobsessed]

theyre married ♥ (Source)

[the-haunted-office]

“Barney knows where all the best antique shops are and I think that makes him a cool lad!”

[lainahastoomuchsparetime]

Is it a good mechanic though???????

Years ago, Tumblr showed me this ad for my local mechanic, clearly targeting gay car owners — effectively I might say! I screenshot it and posted to Tumblr. Today I found that Tumblr has flagged it as inappropriate. To which I could only respond "but... YOU showed this to ME."

Tumblr, you are self-loathing. Get yourself together.

[nalidreams]

I like your new profile pic! Gonna miss the old one but the current is really noice :3

Thankyouuu 😙

[teecupangel]

I really don’t want to add onto your pile of asks you’re working through but I had an idea I just had to send: the Ratatouille thing, but with like Altaïr controlling Ezio or some other combo of the ancestors congrolling each other!

Idk if Desmond’s there too or not, I’m mostly just imagining Ezio fanboying over being possessed by the Altaïr, while Altaïr is just acting annoyed at the whole thing but also fanboying himself over all the knowledge he now has access to.

And then imagine throwing the players into the equation. Just pure and complete chaos, somebody is screaming, guards are getting alerted and killed, and nothing’s actually getting done.

The Ratatouille AU where the ancestors can hear Desmond while ‘playing’, its more unhinged cousin, the Ratatouille AU where Desmond can hear us and the outside POV of Al Mualim thinking the Apple broke Altaïr. (I hope I didn’t forget anything else)

“It is truly an honor-”

“Yes, you’ve already said that.”

“Words cannot express-”

“Then don’t bother saying anything. No. Don’t open your mouth. I don’t have time for any of your insincere drivel.”

Ezio grew quiet as he stared at the open journal on the desk in front of him before he noted, “You are more easily irritated than I imagined.”

“Only when I’m around people who waste my time.” There was a half a second moment of silence before he added, “Or when the person I’m talking to is not saying what he truly wishes to say.”

Ezio rested one of his elbows on the table and placed his chin on his open palm, “It’s simply quite curious that the day I lost Desmond’s voice in my head is the day you tried to control me.”

“I was trying to connect to Desmond.” His voice was laced with annoyance and he took a deep breath before reminding Ezio, “As I explained before, it was never my intention to connect with you, Ezio Auditore. But now that I’m connected to you, I can’t even try to connect with Desmond at all.”

Ezio hummed.

Sure, he had been elated when Altaïr had introduced himself.

But, at the same time…

He had been worried.

According to Altaïr, he had learned of a way to connect to Desmond using the Apple after hearing a disjointed message that told him he should be able to do such a thing by forcing the Apple to do his bidding.

Altaïr was unsure himself because and he quoted, the voice ended the message with a ‘…. maybe? We believe in you, short king!’ which makes Ezio and Altaïr believe it was a message from one of the many voices that Desmond says he could hear.

Ezio had been worried because he lost Desmond’s voice a few days before Altaïr connected with him so he can’t help but think they were connected.

But both of them do not have any other clues other than the possibility that the Apple that he had been searching could hold a clue to why Altaïr had connected to him instead of Desmond.

And maybe Ezio himself could connect with Desmond as well…

Right now…

“Señor.”

Ezio closed the journal and put it on his bag as he quickly stood and turned towards the door.

“We will be docking in Barcelona shortly. Capitana told me to inform you that the guards will be checking the ship but they will start on the deck. They won’t be looking at the ‘place’ he showed you last time.”

“Grazie.” Ezio said with a nod even though the messenger could not see him, “Please give the captain my thanks as well.”

“I will, señor. Good luck.”

Ezio took a deep breath before he said, “As much as I would like to continue to look for the Apple, it’s important-”

“Oooohhhh. I don’t remember this cutscene.”

Ezio stopped.

That wasn’t Altaïr’s voice.

It was a woman…

“Hello?” Ezio asked as he looked around.

There was no answer.

Ezio opened his mouth-

“Are you one of Desmond’s voices?” Altaïr asked before he could.

There was a moment of silence before…

“Are… are you talking to me?”

“Yes.” Altaïr and Ezio answered at the same time.

The voice grew quiet once more before…

“Uuuuhhhh… shit. Did I… fucked my DS up???”

[ofviolentdeath]

Meet Echo the bitchy princess. This beautiful brat is the basis for Blake's personality 🤣

[ifyouwalkedinmyskin]

Jokes aside lmao xd you're all good Prime <33

Also that's an interesting thing to know 👀✨ IDW Energon being denser than TF:ONE Energon 👀👀👀✨✨✨

They're so married couple material <33

Meet the IDW

[owlyhouse]

oh god there’s more of them

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

What happened to Ron?

Ron is around! I just...haven't gotten around to drawing him? lol

But wouldn't it be funny if I accidently doomed him by narrative, and whenever Kim get to work with any HoM-ies, he is out and busy.

[hellishgayliath]

Made the decision of having one of Pico's lil opossum siblings get mutated from the oozesquitoes just like he did ( this fam just can't resist a lil bug snack I swear xD). Todd would absolutely adore her

Her favourite of the turtle fam would be Mikey much to Pico's dismay(he's not gonna stop her from playing with him tho), she thinks he's really fun and playful and have in common of being the younger baby siblings. She even gets a smiley patch from him :3

She's not able to speak regularly yet so Pico'd have to translate what she's saying to others, which would make for some funny moments cuz kids have no filter when it comes to some of the stuff they say

Cuties <3