#sorry. i think i’m ovulating

[eye-of-yelough]

i actually don’t think Aeryn begs. he has no problem saying please, but only once. despite his generally uhh. Malleable nature he would rather just be punished than to beg, especially because he knows Gortash would 1) never indulge him, and 2) lose a significant amount of respect for him.

what he does say a lot, which works as a good middle ground for both of them, is thank you. stroking Gort’s delusions about how “giving” he is.

[achilles-rage]

I'm so down bad for Eddie, that sometimes I'm like damn, he's not even a real person in real life like??? Ma'am stand down. 😩😩😩 Like I'm so horknee for this man that it's a concern for feminism.

Recently I saw a post about how Eddie has to have sex every 48 hours lmao, if he doesn't, he's a little pent up. And I'm just imagining him coming home after a gruelling 48 hour shift cause he's covering for someone and he's just super pent up. He sees you and it takes everything in him to not jump you on the spot cause you're looking so comfy in your home clothes, reading a book on the bed. He just silently walks up towards the bed and puts a hand on your knee, sliding it down to your hips as he sits on the bed with a soft 'hey'. You give an innocent peck, and he's looking at you with his big brown Disney princess eyes and his hand is now on your waist, holding you in place. He asks you If he can get another kiss, so nicely, and sweet, so you obliged, the next thing you know, you're pinned down under him, naked, over stimulated, and him just looking down at you with his big brown eyes, literally just telling you how pretty you look right now, the prettiest. And your brain is just trying to keep up with what is happening, cause Eddie works fast, especially when he's pent up.

Wow, I needed to take a breather for this one, I think I'm just ovulating so my thoughts are doing stuff 😔.

dear god yes!!! literally that scene of him working out at the station in season 7 LOL

he’s fucking white knuckling it on his way home, and when he finally gets there and sees you all comfy, he feels a little bad for being so feral. he tries to be normal at first, tries to keep his touches innocent, but as he watches your lips move he doesn’t hear a single word you say.

in one swift move, he has you pinned to the bed with one of his knees between your legs, giving you just enough pressure to create a pool between your legs. when he notices how you’re looking up at him; your eyes swirling with lust and the way your breath catches in your throat, he’s ripping your clothes off and sinking into you with little warning (but it’s okay, he’ll make sure you cum at least another two times after he fucks you by fingering his cum back into you<3)

[bodythieves]

mmmmm farmer!abby save me s..ave me farmer!abby please the hay it needs to be rolled in

[gladiatorcunt]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSjgMRuWx/

i’m sorry i need to show u this before i sleep… big brother bellamy come save me…

literally had to hold myself back from clawing my face and tearing up. this obsessive freak bitch shit is NO JOKE

[huenistar]

rewatched the part of trick kode where huening is playing guitar and

IM GENUINELY TWEAKING OMG WTFFFF HIS HANDS ARGAGRGGEKEKD

his broad shoulders…. his fingers…. the black shirt…. him playing guitar in general omg…

[eywaseclipse]

Jake would look so fucking hot with a small ear piercing…. Or on both ears…. Little hoops… like.. come on 💘💦

Update: I just made this lol

[kristenbouchard]

i hate The Apps so bad but i need a girl in my lap YESTERDAY and i’m really not sure how else to go about making that happen. so i toil

[soullessjack]

my beautiful war criminal girlfriend who loves killing and winning fights (〃´𓎟`〃)

[luvv4j4ybe11]

I’ll never stfu ab her.

LIKE OML😩 need her, vi, Ellie, neytiri, michonne, and sevika all in the same room so I can take them all🥰not in a fight.

[cupiare]

everything is soooo hard today i need to throw a temper tantrum to feel ok

[sunshineting]

I’m being PLAGUED by this quote from Doflamingo when he and Trebol are fighting Law In Dressrosa. I don’t remember the episode but Doffy is like “take both of us? What were you thinking? I’m more than enough for you” to Law in the most condescending tone and IM ——— HYPERVENTILATING

[reisspieces]

dec is the definition of delectable

[coolasstransgay]

the top photo… god I want to fuck that twink so bad

me and phil have been playing dress up all day

[midnight-wood]

possible zayne fic tomorrow.

maybe

we’ll see

[cass1814]

let a m-m-m-m-m-m-m-man choke me and spit in my mouth 🫥

now i understand why the tiktok tarot readers said don’t be with him 😪

[recurringfatamorgana]

I’m bad at the apps but can I just send “I’m gonnna be so honest do you wanna fuck?” To this fellow dyke who got back on the app so they could talk to me again or is that tooooo forward hahaha.

Like yes it’s the app but I am genuinely unsure if they are here for friends or like girlfriends or whatever and that is one of the banes of my dyke existence bc, yes I wanna fuck you, and I thiiiiink you wanna fuck me but I am not sure bc you are from not here so maybe you just need friends, but oh MY god you responded on the app after like a month and a half just to continue our 7 mssg conversation so like do you wanna meet up and climb all over each other haha? Like I want to stick my hand down your pants idk.🤷. Like.

yes. I am discussing swords with you bc you asked me what kind of combat you need to best me in to win my heart and your dyke ass said “swords right?” And so I was like “obvi swords” but really I wanted to say wrestling bc i want to grapple in a way that is sweaty or whatever, can I put you in a headlock? Can you put me in a headlock? And I can pin you to the floor or whatever? And I want to grab you by the hair? Or you can do that to me. Haha it’s literally fine. It’s literally fineeeee.

But anyway maybe you just want to hang out and watch tv or something? The most recent episode of Futurama actually kind of got me