#sorry. had to do a gay one
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i could be the guy who makes up seinfeld episodes but for the golden girls
#plot A - blanche dates a communist but isnt willing to break up with him because he gives her the perfect gifts#plot B - in the midst of some charity work rose realizes that she's accidentally halfway through the process of becoming a nun#plot A - sophia and dorothy try to plan a trip to sicily but disagree over every detail#plot B - blanche‚ scared of a week of rose's cooking‚ tries to learn how to make some southern dishes#plot A - dorothy subs for a health teacher and is upset at the lack of sex education in schools#plot B - rose and sophia take up knitting in an attempt to make some money#plot A - dorothy accidentally visits a lesbian bar but keeps going back because she likes the attention#plot B - rose gets roped into sewing rainbow flags and after realizing she has a knack for it considers a career change#sorry. had to do a gay one#the golden girls#capella speaks
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late night chat
#meeple.png#inanimate insanity#inanimate insanity invitational#ii oj#ii mephone4#ii mephoj#not inherently shippy but it is based on the weird gay little version of iii in my head#anyway i think they should've had some kind of summer romance in iii that changes their view on their lives forever#and leaves them haunted by eachother in a way that neither will want to address but it sticks with them#oj is Stuck in his shitty hotel job and kind of caged himself into that the more he insists its Just the way it is and hes fine with it#while mephone has simply gotten used to running away and hiding as much as he can#neither are good coping mechanisms but the kind of experience and perspective they have could be exactly what they need to hear#oj needs to Fucking Quit while mephone needs to let himself find community and let others know him#so he doesn't feel like he Has to run or he Has to do it alone#oj has connections albeit some messier than others#and hes a bit of a bitch but definitely more liked than mephone#and mephone has the If It Sucks Hit The Bricks mentality and the bluntness to get that through to oj#oj also has the perspective of being a s1 vet which means he has a very different view on mephone than others might#and that could do some good in getting through to mephone how his host behavior can negatively affect the contestants involved#mephone views oj as more equal to him as theyre business partners. hes very friendly to him (even if one sided.) he might just listen#sorry if this rant is redundant btw im not reading back any of this HAHA
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I love you peri-weri one of these days I’ll learn how to draw you consistently
I think what we need for season 2 is some good ol perirep slapstick I need to see them scrapping it out like looney tunes
#fairly oddparents a new wish#perirep#peridale#peri fairywinkle cosma#fop irep#dale dimmadome#timmy turner#sammy sweetsparkle#juandissimo magnifico#my art#in case it wasn’t clear. perirep is my fav#but what’s the ship name for irep peri and sammy they’re a funny trio#poor sammy is he the third or third-wheeling no one knows#they’re all just drunk college kids in that#juandissimo isn’t trying to be weird he’s just got nothing going on in his head all the meat is in the muscles#but peri is having a gay panic#that’s got to be weird. your mom’s hot ex constantly ripping his shirt off like hm maybe I’m gay#I’m so normal about Dale saying ‘come to daddy’ what are you talking about#just realized this is the first time I’ve ever drawn timmy let alone fairy timmy#sorry timmy turner I love you#fop a new wish#fop fanart#okay it’s after 1am now though I should sleep#the art overtook my brain I had to do this before sleeping#poor dev losing his godparent to his terrible dad#realistically I think peri would probably hate dale. but the shipping part of my brain is too intrigued to fully dismiss it
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Hey. The Finders have no idea that Bonzle was captured. Fritz and Spitz are still waiting, playing video games in the Monastery, for Cole to bring their sister out of hiding now that the blood moon is over. Geo is still sitting by the window, watching and waiting for a dragon on the horizon to return his kid safe and sound. Cole took a very unsure Bonzle, assured them all everything would be okay, and they'd be back soon. He promised he'd find a way to protect her.
Don't think about how they'll smile when Cole finally trudges back, happy to know he's okay. Especially don't think about the Finders stopping, looking out over the group, and how Cole can't look them in the eyes when they turn to him and ask; where's Bonzle?
#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago#dragons rising#bonzle#finders#cole#cole brookstone#geo#fritz#spitz#text post#angst#talk#LISTEN TO ME#COLE LOST 2 WHOLE FAMILY MEMBERS DURING THAT BLOOD MOON#HES GOING TO NOT BE OKAY!!!!!!! HES DOING SO BAD#mans is a FATHER and he PROMISED he'd keep his kid safe. he promised it to the OTHERS#and hes going to have to walk back up those steps and admit to being a LIAR and a FAILURE#hes not obviously sht just went sideways but you KNOW he blames himself#geo very worriedly stayed behind w fritz & spitz FULLY TRUSTING that cole would keep bonzle safe & bring her back#he loves him so much (in a gay way. u know it to be true) so he trusts him IMPLICITLY to keep them safe. hes done it before#can you imagine the HORROR when cole comes back and hes...alone. with no one else but the other ninja (minus 1)#geo realizing what happened before the kids. the way everything just freezes and drops. cole curled so tight in on himself#and cole cant say hes sorry because he cant even look at them. he lost family hes had for over a decade & a kid he claimed his own for year#you saw how he was w child wu. you saw how desperate he was to keep bonzle safe. AND KAI IS GONE TOO???#homeboy is having the literal worst day ever. imagine him trying to tuck fritz & spitz close while on one knee trying to explain it all#and bro jsut feels like hes literally the worst person in the world#something something 'you dont get to stay with the ninja & be happy. i tried to protect you from what hurt me as a kid'#'and instead your right in the thick of it'
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i just think if roles were reversed and buck was the one saying those gay ass lines to eddie, eddie wouldve proposed like four seasons ago
#like if buck had a kid and he said to eddie “theres no one in this world i trust with my kid more than you” eddie wouldve given him head#if buck had written him into his will and said “because eddie (cuz im sorry but buck loves eddies name too much to not use it)#you act like youre expendable but youre wrong“ eddie wouldve been like on his knees begging for buck to move in already#or if eddie did something reckless and after told buck he had to do it and buck just looked at him fondly and said “i know you did”#eddie wouldve dragged his ass to the nearest jewelry store to get them matching rings#or if someone off handedly mentioned how long he was dead/underground/uhhh bleeding out from his gunshot wound#and buck corrected them and said “um no actually it was 3 minutes and 17 before we got to the hospital” eddie wouldve done unspeakable#things to him in the bathroom of that underground poker club#or if eddie came out to buck and buck gave him a similar supportive little talk and said “this doesnt change a thing between us”#eddie wouldve been like “uh no actually it does get in the fucking car rn” and driven them to the courthouse so they could get married#basically#eddie says the gayest shit to buck all the time but buck just hears it as Normal Bro Things because hes never had a normal friend before so#he had nothing to really compare it to#but if buck were to say this kinda gay shit to eddie#eddie would immediately be like oh youre in love with me because eddie is a romantic and knows declarations of love when he hears them#however#buck communicates his feelings with flirting but eddie is fucking stupid and has no game and no rizz and doesnt realize hes flirting#eddie communicates his feelings with grand declarations of love but buck is fucking stupid and doesnt realize people actually care about hi#they need to flip communication styles and then theyll realize#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#get him out of there#let eddie free so he can finally have game#omg no or if eddie had done something that kinda pissed buck off and buck just looked at him after eddie apologized and said “ofc i forgive#you“ well there wouldve been something freaky going on in the firehouse closets that halloween
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Reunion
#i couldn't hold back anymore I had to draw bravern fanart i'm sorry gang#and I'm extra hyped since my sister got me a bravern shirt from the pop up shop in japan muhahaheheheheh..........#anyway I love them#to all my followers: go watch bang brave bang bravern NOWW#even if you do not like mecha anime#then watch it for the gay romance#lewis smith#ao isami#isami ao#bang brave bang bravern#bravern#fanart#my art#finding places to inconspicuously place my watermark is like a little treat for me after drawing#I almost forgot to tag the ship.#sumiisa#isasumi#smisami#we need to come up with an english one lol#bravern spoilers#lewisami
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I'm gonna froth at the mouth over this in the tags so bear with me but reason #1278038 why the way rick went about breaking up jiper was bad: rereading her povs in hoo where she gushes over jason feels like even more of an unreliable narrator queer girl comphet psychological horror story
#it's not that that isn't interesting (it's fascinating actually. especially for a daughter of aphrodite!!!)#it's that it Obviously wasn't his og intention. the ending of hoo is clearly intended to give a positive impression of jiper#this is worsened because shelper is wildly underdeveloped so it's like Dude what did you even do this for#literally just an afterthought. a footnote really. he said “ok here's your canon sapphic rep pls stop shipping theyna now” /j#she was a main character in one of the main couples in hoo it's so crazy? how can that happen. he would never do this to percabeth#can you imagine if percabeth broke up offscreen and 2 months later annabeth was with some complete rando and then percy died. girl what#it's the kind of setup/payoff issue that is difficult to put into words because he set up something (jiper and all its complex morality)#to ultimately be good because they're making the choice to love each other in the end (poorly executed but whatever I don't hate it)#and then in toa????? he just obliterates them for no payoff and creates a new impression of the most literal case of comphet imaginable? wh#toa is my absolute least favorite sorry#marginally related but if we can Be. Chill. and acknowledge that he originally wrote nico as crushing on annabeth#(we can argue all day about how Definite the crush was but come on. he did not put percy's speculation of it in there for no reason)#(and he obviously did not plan for nico to be gay back then you will literally never convince me of this)#(representation was NOT on his mind in the first 5 books that's why the cast is almost completely white except charles and ethan)#(the disposable poc who die tragically btw)#then I see a similarly confusing debacle but like. in the opposite way#something something sexuality is fluid you can be gay and feel confused about how u used to have a het crush but are still gay#nico says so himself to piper which is hilarious#it's just the lack of consistency and poor planning that I hate........... it is a ginormous pet peeve of mine and it's All Over His Books#piper already reads as having so much growing to do regarding her gender and sexuality because Somebody#(the man writing her) littered her pov with internalized misogyny/anti hyperfemininity and went nowhere with it#rr crit#percy jackson and the olympians#piper mclean#jason grace#pjo hoo toa#anti jiper#<- I PROMISE I am not actually anti-jiper I am very neutral about it as I am with all jason ships. they had cute moments#tagging that just in case#this comes from a place of deep love for the franchise and it's characters btw I have been a fan since I was 8
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#my art#in this house we support women’s wrongs#I love you Janice On Ice#even if you are the reason my gay ice skating couple is dead in canon#you’re in jail tho so it’s fine#Janice On Ice#Janice “On Ice” Smith#rqg#Rusty Quill Gaming#rqg holiday special#rqg fiasco one shot#rqg special episodes#I love you Lydia Nicholas you can play such unsettling characters when you want to#art#traditional art#I wish I had my art tablet so I could do a better drawing of her#sorry if the quality is kinda shit
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happy pride month suzerain gang
#suzerain#anton rayne#symon holl#juli doodles#i HAD to make this. im sorry it's so messy i didn't put much effort in dfkjdhfjdh#also my hand started shaking bad but i was committed at this point#ok sure gay tax cuts why not -symon holl rollin with the lgbt#i was gonna make one with romus being like do you want me to pass like. gay legislation.#but thats like. an actual plot point lmao.
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I've gotta make a fake trailer for show/movie turning it into a different genre which theoretically is hilarious and fun, but I'm scared because now the fate of my bachelors degree lies in the hands of a shitpost
#the example they showed from one of last years students had me on the floor#it was stranger things as a gay romcom#this is university work. making a gay youtubepoop is a graduate univeristy assignment.#anybody wanna throw some prompts at me?#I'm thinking either walking dead (of fucking course) or breaking bad#I could make a sitcom twd trailer pretty easy probably#I'd be too embarrassed to do any kinda romance one like. I'm sorry I draw the line at showing my teachers GAY SHIP EDITS.#the bravery of that student last year. I fucking salute you.#stop but can you imagine if I did that with Rick and Negan or Walt and Jesse and got an A#I feel like I have to.
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Got back from my trip back down to my old area and it went... really well actually. For all that I hated, hated, HATED living there, during the last 7 years or so I found a community the next town over that was lovely and supportive and wonderfully kind. Some of them have moved away in the time I've been gone, but I had SO much gd fun visiting with everyone still there, watching the renewal of vows, dancing at the reception, getting tons of massive bear hugs and lots of cheek kisses, and I even popped into their church service this morning to visit a bit longer with everyone (hilariously i did not burst into flames or get thrown out). I missed them so much. It's not my faith anymore, and church is no longer my 'place', but my friends there... I'm glad I didn't have to leave them behind, that we all still love each other, that they're all so happy about me being happy and I'm just as happy that they're happy. And some of them said they'd come up to my city to visit! YES. COME TO ME IN THE LAND OF SNOW AND ICE, VISIT ME, LIVE HERE, MOVE HERE, I PROMISE IT'S NOT AS COLD AS YOU THINK.
Also I stopped at my family's favorite hole-in-the-wall bakery before starting home because I'd called ahead for 2 dozen of their speciality chocolate frosted, glazed cinnamon buns, they are as big as your hand, they're the most delicious things I've ever had, the bakery owner lady literally helped me carry all the boxes out to my car, I am going to freeze them and see if me and the fam can't drag out the supply for 6-8 months, I regret nothing.
#pasta life update#i had so much fun and i love them#how do i move them all up here#also i say 'bear hug' in at least one case as a pun#because one of my friends there is huge and fuzzy and flamingly gay and he loves to make bear hug jokes#right before he grabs you and hugs you and lifts you right up off your gd feet#so it was like#an entire two days of just being loved on and hugged and laughing and dancing and i am very happy#AND THEY GAVE ME A RAINBOW UNICORN DUCKIE??? 😭#They apparently gave them out at Pride this year and I always used to help out at their booth#by dressing in my inflatable t rex suit and decking him out in rainbow gear so he was a Pride-a-saurus Rex#(it's an LGBT majority church so they're always at pride)#and they wanted me to know I'm still a part of that family even if I'm not there#and so they gave me a duckie!#i am going to treasure my lil LGBT rainbow unicorn duckie#also they asked about my tattoo! and I got to show it off! THEY WERE SO HAPPY FOR ME CAUSE THEY KNEW HOW LONG I'VE WANTED THIS#anyway sorry for rambling i need to sleep cause i am exhausted LOL
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you are my sunshine, my only sunshine
you make me happy when skies are gray
(prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "gone with the wind".)
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ouch! neck deep in aos bones feels rn... lmk if i should make a fix-it or somethin
#yeah so yesterday i said id try not to get distracted.. Guess how well that went LMAO#SORRY BONES hes going thru it in this one but literally this is all aos canon. aos is so mean to him and for what#not a single drop of closure... tos bones would flip shit if he found out. Thats the real reason why bones prime never shows up in aos#YEAH BTW PLEASE LOOK AT THE STATIC FRAMES PROCREATE HAS A ASTRONOMIC GRUDGE AGAINST THE 3RD SLIDE FOR SOME REASON#it would NOT stop crunching that one single GODDAMN FRAME in the gif. like full on colour blowout. like WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU#YEAH SO I HAD TO SCREENSHOT IT AND PUT THAT IN THE GIF. EXCEPT MY IPAD SCREENSHOTS THINGS WEIRD. so its CONSPICUOUSLY BRIGHT#the 3rd and 4th frames are meant to have the same background color. every time i watch the gif i am filled with unimaginable rage#WHAT DID THAT FRAME EVER DO TO MY IPAD. what unforgivable crimes did it ever commit to be disrespected like this#ok rant over tags now :))#star trek#star trek aos#star trek fanart#mcspirk bingo#mcspirk#mcspirk fanart#spones#mckirk#spirk#star trek alternate original series#aos#spones fanart#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#spock#jim kirk#did not use a single ref so the fact that the uniforms are reasonably legible as aos is a win (not like i use refs for anything else lol)#spirk is holding hands in that last frame!! gay people moment#OH AND I DID THIS IN LIKE. AROUND 3 HOURS? ive been meaning to draw that first frame for ages now so YIPPEEEEE#i did have a different caption in mind tho. Guess ill redraw it in the future LMAO#dust medibang paints
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(Joseph and Bruno)
#I’m sorry I could not cook for their bday I’ll go get publicly executed 😞#I was doing my nails last night at 1AM#(Broke one of my long ass nails yesterday)#(Nail polish didn’t work it just fucked itself up overnight)#(I have to start all over again.)#(I haven’t even had breakfast.)#So anyway#jjba#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo's bizarre adventure#bruno bucciarati#bruno buccellati#joseph joestar#happy birthday gay people#(Them)#Yippers#it is one day late but I don’t care.
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"the vast majority of legal persecution against early queers was focused on men" ARE YOU INSANE
#rot.txt#DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WOMEN WERE FORCED TO MARRY MEN OR DIE. HUH. WHERE AM I#this is from the section in the new hbomberguy video where he talks about james somertons misogyny and lesbophobia btw#SOMEONES BITTER THAT WOMEN KISS IN CARTOONS SOMETIMES!!!#AS IF THAT ERASES THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF MISOGYNY IN SO MANY CULTURES!!!!!!! GOOD GOD#sorry somerton is just so insanely stupid i cant get over it. why is he like that#like i dont know maybe this isnt important but i remember being asked as a kid to pick a greek city state to live in#but i was a girl. so none of them were good choices because apparently i would be forced to have children no matter which one i picked#and i guess it just stuck with me. if the boys liked to fight they got to pick sparta and if they liked to read then it was athens#but what did the girls get. a little more freedom in certain places but ultimately the same expectation. have babies or die#in hindsight there were definitely options in ancient greece#but my teacher didnt tell us that. we just had to write about whether we would like to have slightly more rights or not#OBVIOUSLY gay men have historically faced discrimination but saying that it wasnt as focused on women is just unbelievably stupid#sorry i dont know if any of this made sense#lesbophobia tw#misogyny tw
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thoughts on the people harassing glenn and rob on twitter from the macden fandom? they gave us so much s16 and ppl throwing it in their faces by tagging them and asking if they hooked up irl
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Don’t care how famous they are, how old they are or how married they are, it’s literally never okay to directly tag and try and out someone. You said it, that’s harassment.
And what’s the end goal here? Like at best they don’t see it and you just look like an asshole, at worst they do see it and feel extremely fucking weird about it. At like, extreme worst, if either of them are queer, you drum up enough weirdos to back you (the Heartstopper kid situation) and you force one of them to out themselves.
This pisses me off the most because, like, it’s all fun and games to call MCD their ‘failsonas’ or whatever, but Glenn especially hates people comparing him to Dennis. How is this any more ‘ok’ than commenting on instagram that he’s D.E.N.N.I.S. System-ed Jill? (Hint, it’s really not). In both cases, it’s people trying to apply the character to the actor to entertain themselves and justify their fantasies of Glenn’s real life. Dennis is not. Glenn.
Again, what’s the end goal here? Like what’s the ideal situation you get out of this if one of them sees this and, god forbid, responds? This is such an icky sticky thing to even want to touch on publicly.
So they give us gay content and in return they get Reddit complaining about it and Twitter demanding they ‘admit’ that they’re actually gay themselves. Huh. Wonder why we haven’t gotten anything explicitly gay on screen from Mac yet? Huh. What a mystery?
#iasip#rcg#stop fucking globbing in public it’s embarrassing as shit#god are you people TWELVE?#once a 12 year old directly asked me if i was gay in front of a ton of people and i was like. i had to have a convo w them immediately#about why it’s not a question to ask someone in a room full of ppl#but like. you’re all supposed to be adults!?#how do you not realise what a major fucking line this crosses#in 2023!???#god forbid one of them. . is actually queer they’re NEVER coming out with this shit#can these people please read the experiences of any gay man in hollywood ever.#PLEASE?#yeah this works me up#as a gay man !! who is a v private person!#sorry this is just a personal rant at this point sorry#but yeah seriously fuck off withcthis shit
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all this talk about tommy's favorite (queer) movies when it's obviously the birdcage
#tho i think he still has a soft spot for love actually it didnt age well but it was iconic and some parts of it is still so charming#but i do think that he got into more queer stuff once he came out#also tommy is a filmbro so his tastes moving from mainstream romcom and 90s filmbro flick to good queer stuff like mike nichols while still#having a soft spot for what he used to like is the realest pathway to me#like his top movies of 2023 were the killer (david fincher filmbro flick) and all of us strangers (sad gay and relatively highbrow)#also one reason i think he'd still like love actually but not like smth rwrb is bc 1) nostalgia 2) earnestness which older romcoms had in#spades even when they were god awful and prime video productions are like#Not That#this is more what i personally think thoo soo a lot of projecting happening here im not sorry tho#im just right#mimi.txt
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