#sorry. Sorry

[90percentmarten]

digging through the trash in dropout studios to find and eat the brennan dick bacon sandwich

[kiwinatorwaffles]

[tolbyccia]

(guy who didn’t go anywhere) we’re sooo back

[federfleisch]

The best is when the lines between blood thirst and lust are so blurred they might as well be the same, when a vampire is so torn by their desire for blood but wants it so badly that they're literally trembling. When they sink their teeth in it gives them a feeling of euphoria so profound sex could never compare, when they're moaning and whimpering and grinding against you as they fe. Okay I'm getting carried away

[codecicle-archive]

cjack logged on and logged off in Las Nevadas, implying it had a positive canon ending after its finale since its casino was still open and running, which implies that cq had a good ending, which (if I check the properties of parallelograms and start writing this like a proof for geometry): implies that cslime had a good ending, which then means by the transitive law of idgaf QUACKCICLE WON IN THE END,

[feketeribizli]

help does this make sense

[ceaseless-rambler]

She got that pussy like a lanternshark jaw

[girldriveroscar]

why have i never seen these

[korvidking]

save a horse ride a cowboy

[kujakumai]

was thinking about the logistics of rishid carving hieroglyphs into his face and had the funny and deeply morbid image of him doing it in the mirror and then taking the bandages off and realizing they're all backwards. can you imagine

[monarchisms]

[gvaine]

THE CROWN Episode 3.04

[kiwinatorwaffles]

we have the buttercups but what is ren and doc called for this war. i propose team big balls

[seasononesam]

[sleepsucks]