#sorry toms a bitch

[theghooligan]

rhaenys, the realest bitch that ever breathed air to her punk ass nephews aemond and aegon:

[seeinghcsts]

HEARING THE GRATING VOICE OF ONE MILO MENDOZA , thomas couldn't withhold the irritated sigh that happened to burst his held breath as he tilted his head back - as if he could reach up and pluck some spare patience from the damp , sticky air sweltering above him . " neither , actually , " thomas replied , refusing to admit that he had , in fact , been grabbing kody another drink , , , opting for sarcasm as he set down the white claw and complimentary shot on the counter milo had now sat themselves atop of . " i'm obviously in the kitchen trying to brainstorm some miraculous fuckin' plan to solve world hunger in one night . the fuck you think i'm doin' ?? "

it was easier to lean into malice without camille or kody present to act as a buffer . when he didn't have anyone to perform niceties in front of . thomas's blurry stare shifted to milo's obnoxious smirk , taking notice of the surplus of ruby runes that ornamented their neck . grimacing with disgust , shoving a lime between his own teeth , thomas bit down on the fruit and was thankful for the burn of sour citrus that distracted him from the rising of bile in his throat . " you leave ko by herself ?? cam ?? " he inquired between teeth clamped around pulp , an accusatory finger being metaphorically pointed in the pink-haired freak's direction with tom's words .

���𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 — thomas ortesky 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 — the kitchen

"munchies, tommy?" they wear a shit eating grin and a collection of fresh hickies as they reach past him, plucking a drying lime from a cutting board on the counter as they hop up next to it, dangling feet swinging happily. it wasn't that they didn't like thomas, they normally tried to be on their best behavior, but that base instinct to annoy came out the moment they were inebriated. and, truth be told.. they only got to see each other for longer periods of time when they weren't sober "or are you also getting ko a drink?" placing the slice of lime in their mouth, they don't seem in a rush to actually pour said drink.

@seeinghcsts

[pleeborp]

Guys I’m actually crying right now I’m so sad all the time over how Harry’s abuse is never addressed

He was ABUSED guys and NOBODY ever talked about it

And can you just imagine Harry James Potter waking up that first Christmas expecting nothing and then Ron Weasley his FIRST friend telling him he has PRESENTS. The joy the shock that boy must have felt. But can you imagine for a split second he doesn’t believe him. Can you imagine for one second that Harry thought Ron, his first friend, could be playing a cruel trick on him. You think Dudley never pulled that shit on him? You think he was never given false hope that he had presents before?

Or how about the fact that Harry probably woke up every morning for what was probably his first four months at Hogwarts at least, panicked and rushed to get up to make breakfast for the Dursley’s only to realize he didn’t have to. Can you imagine the relief? The weight off his shoulders. Or even worse can you imagine the guilt he felt? He had been raised to cook for them every morning and you think it wasn’t deeply engraved in his mind that in order to feel some sort of acceptance without doing something for others? You think he didn’t try to do things for his friends those first months at Hogwarts, believing it to be the only way he’d be accepted?

Think even harder about how as the years went on and as he did more things for people it seemingly fed into those beliefs? How every time he saved someone, every time he did something for the school, everyone loved him for it? How Hogwarts was his safe haven, but even then they always expected something from him in return. And when they hated him, and he did something else to save them, suddenly they loved him again. You think he didn’t solidify in his poor, hurt mind that in order him for him to be accepted he had to do these things for the people around him?

Or even the betrayal he MUST have felt when he learned all of this was PLANNED. That he was raised and built and forged to be nothing else other than a hero for a society that always expected that from him.

That despite the fact that he escaped the Dursley’s, he would never be without expectations and responsibilities shoved into him from those around him.

Guys I’m so upset I just want to hold him. He deserved a loving, supportive home, where he should have had no expectations other than to be a child and to be loved. This is secretly a PSA that I fucking hate Albus Dumbledore for the pressure and the manipulation he put on Harry.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Also FUCK Jk Rowling

[helaegons-lovechild]

I want to be a moral person and keep actors separate from their characters but since Tom and phia are so fucking gorgeous it's getting hard to not imagine them devouring each other and hoping they would be together. Like they are both so sexy and have such similar looks and the almost the same aesthetics I cannot resist myself from shipping these two anymore. AKHSGSKSJSJH

[persephryne]

The feminism leaving my body when it comes to Aegon because Tom Glynn-Carney just makes my brain dysfunctional like that

[kieranphobia]

⠀଼ ♰   .⠀⠀⠀rq for @itsmealaiah: give me one for tom kaulitz 🐺⠀⠀⠀ ﮩ٨ـ ֺ ˖

[gregoftom]

TO ME, THAT’S CINEMA

[dansemacabre]

keep trying to watch tommyinnit videos but he sighs just so much and it’s pissing me off. stop sighing this is not the 1930s. consider an inhale. consider a calm and chaste exhale. BREATHE MOTHERFUCKER BREATHE

[anotherpapercut]

I know this is kind of snobby and elitist but seeing people call their nice new old navy jackets adorned with patches from amazon.com a "battle jacket" makes a small part of me die

[pillowkind-catch]

Troll Eddsworld AU art dump!!

Recently got back into writing my Troll Eddsworld AU, it's been a year and 5 months and the brainrot has yet to leave me. Someone asked if I had designs for the boys, so here they are. I made some concept doodles on paint back when I first started (half of them contain spoilers so I had to cut them oops)

^Mat & his lusus (they swimming!!)

Here are some better drawings lmao (I swear I can draw)

also the ellsworld girls, I could not help myself

this is the fic i'm writing btw, in case these sillies caught your curiosity. It's mostly pesterlogs, but that's basically 70% of homestuck too

[lulabo]

this is like the first time in forever I've had like an inkling of an opinion about even a quarter of the Oscar noms, it's almost like I watched movies or something

[glassfag]

save me femcel tamsyn riddle.... femcel tamsyn riddle save me........

[greaserink]

i HATE that i have the rule of 'never deleting old art' because i curl into myself when y'all be giving a like to a 2019 cringe fest of a drawing omg nobODY LOOK AT ME

[justajsworkshop]

“You shall not see wind, nor shall you see rain; yet that valley shall be filled with water.” 2 Kings 3:17

you won’t see evidence because you are the evidence. even if your physical mind doubts, choose it anyway. even if your faith waivers, choose it anyway. even if you can’t see a single logical reason why it should be so, be fulfilled here and now anyway.

[yelenapines]

watched tbosas today. needless to say i am obsessed with the red uniform skirt and they should have been wearing those the whole movie. thank you.

[iliterallydecepticanteven]

Even though Mac has no scientific background, I still can't stop myself from imagining her in conversation with some of your OCs, like complaining about Headmaster with Mai or hearing all of Emily's divorce tea. Maybe they meet because Mac inadvertendly tripped the radiation detector where Mai works and sent everything into high alert.

YES I feel like she and Mai would get along well!!!! (I promise I'll make a more fleshed out coherent profile for Mai eventually I'm just super busy). And the radiation thing is totally possible especially since Mai is a chemical engineer and facilities that work with radioactive materials often have detectors at the entrances and exits to ensure you don't track radioactive particles out of the facility. You also have to wear a personal detector in the facility so I can just imagine Mai holding her detector up to Mac, it going off, and then going silent when she pulls it back, and immediately suspecting her of stealing radioactive material from one of the labs (obviously she did not but it takes Mai a while to figure this out since humans aren't usually radioactive).

Unfortunately, Emily finds out Mac is radioactive and doesn't let her within six feet of Alexandria because she's a baby and she doesn't need radiation to stunt her growth. She is willing to give her all the tea from a distance though.