#sorry to keep making this joke . no im not
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How do I explain how married Han Yoojin and Sung Hyunje are in the post-epilogue Side Stories without sounding like I am exaggerating or making things up...
#calling each other “parenting partners”#planning to live together#planning vacations together#and adventures as well#yoojin demanded hyunje gives him half his money#hyunje just agreed#tbf hyunje is almost definitely going to live more than yoojin but none of them wants to think about it right now#you heard of yoojin raising a child that is a copy of hyunje but did you know hyunje has adopted a baby version of yoojin#(it's complicated)#the 2 kids are best friends#hyunje in dragon form making a joke about yoojin wanting to ride him#hyunje in mini-form making a joke about liking to ride yoojin#from today's chapter: im sorry i cant pat your head in this form i know you like it#also asking if yoojin likes to be manhandled#yoojin every 5 seconds: hyunje when are you coming back home. come back. hurry. i am making plans for when you come back#at least twice yoojin mentioned hyunje taking his last name#tbf it was 2 different yoojins#there are many versions of jinje in different realities#they keep getting drawn to each other#we got confirmations that if yoojin hadnt regressed. hyunje would have gone back for him after yoohyun's death#and they would have ended up livong together in switzerland#did i mention they plan to love together#we dont if yoohyun is going to be chill with that tho#sctir#sctir spoilers#sctir side story#sctir a later story#jinje#jinjae#the s classes that i raised
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the sauna robe era: a beautiful saga unfolding before us. we really have gone from "it was matthew's idea to wear them for pregame fits" to "sasha texted them team to make them wear the robes for the preds game"
nashville predators @ florida panthers postgame interview | 11.7.24 (x)(x)(x)(x)(x)
DO YOU KNOW HOW FUNNY IT IS THAT BOTH RODDY AND MAFFHEW WENT oh the whole team all thought it was a prank but we still wore them anyways which somehow makes the robe walkin an exercise in trust and love that everyone passed with flying colours god this team is filled with lobe and friemdship
also happy mackie did in fact get ribbed for taking the shirt option his team uncles sure are giving him the rookie experience and also "i wasn't sure if i was showing too much skin or not" on a team
THAT WALKED IN LIKE THIS WITHOUT ANY SHAME. YEAH BUD I DONT THINK THATS A PROBLEM HERE.
the robes are truly a hit amongst the team aka we dont have to use our brains and we just put on a robe its fantastic, mackie maffhew and nosey are on absolutely onboard unsurprisingly
and if you wondering oh what about paul when will we see him-
the answer is a firm NO on both accounts so to those (me) who wanted to see an old man in a skimpy robe our dreams have to be crushed from the getgo but maybe if the streak goes long enough-
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#gustav forsling#evan rodrigues#mackie samoskevich#tomáš nosek#paul maurice#2425#the sauna robe saga™#beautiful and needs to be archived#also paul says that the boys didnt tell him they would come in robes for the preds game after finland#just that he “heard a rumour” about it#so sasha texted the team and our staff was out of the loop so i cant imagine the utter joy at seeing your players in their robes again#i also was talking to my friend and went “how likely is it that theyve washed those things? like between sauna i can see it”#“but the minute they exclusively wore it for walkins how likely are those things building up funk for the superstition”#and then i completely ruined it for myself because yeah i do think they dont wash em#i love the utter confusion on who started this#maffhew and sasha are one entity#sasha taking initiative to make the boys keep wearing the robes as if maffhew (superstitious man) didnt whisper it in his ear#“you gotta be some kind of superstitious at one point” ←i like seeing my teammates half naked. and also my husband told me to do so.#captain's privilege indeed#but also the whole “whos idea it was” does that particularly change on why some boys thought it was a joke#like if maffhew said it right theyd be more likely to think it was a prank but if sasha said it theyd be more likely to believe-#sorry im still on whos on team maffhews idea and team sashas idea#i will piece this together bit by bit by the power of my own delusion#sauna robes as an exercise in trust and love#but boooo old man join in the fun!!!!!#“nobody needs to see it-” WELL I DO#florida panthers
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Sonic Prime Spoilers under cut, also a sonic shadow rant specifically over something I'm thinking too much on before I see the final episodes
Okay but like, aside from how huggy touchy sonic is, can we just talk about how Shadow responded here? He's not expressing himself to a bunch of strangers for sure, but he's also not pushing Sonic away.
When the two first reunited in the void, Sonic hugged Shadow- and Shadow shoved him away. This time, Shadow looked shocked by the sudden touch but we watch him relax surprisingly quickly and just let Sonic hold him like that. His eyes relaxed and he just stayed there, he didn't even do any attempts to pull away, he just stayed there. He was honestly just fine letting Sonic be this wayyyy too close and honestly a little in his face.
He closes his eyes and scrunched his face up a bit but thats kind of it for any short of intolerance on his end, and we know for sure he could've expressed it so much more clearly. But he didn't because it's Sonic. He's so patient with Sonic, oh my heart. His eyes are completely relaxed and he just looks very "this is what I have to deal with =_=" kinda face, it's moreso his neutral face tbh.
Also little tidbit, I love how they animated his inhibitor ring wiggling from the force of Sonic hugging onto him again
The first time Sonic hugged onto him, Shadow was sure he wasn't taking things seriously, was sure he was being careless and putting no thought to the fact that their home was gone. He'd never seen Sonic down. This time? Shadow has seen Sonic frown, he's heard his distressed ramblings, he's seen Sonic broken up from this, he knows Sonic cares and wants to listen. He's not mad at Sonic anymore, he understands him better. Since he knows Sonic a bit better, that hug doesn't feel strange and empty anymore.
So, now he just let's Sonic pull him in, no complaints or glares or shoves, he just awkwardly stands there instead after processing what Sonic was doing. He's not even mad or uncomfortable exactly, just doesn't do anything.
#oddito ramblinos#sonic the hedgehog#sth#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#sonadow#sonadow prime#platonic or romantic#sonic prime spoilers#sonic prime season 3#sonic prime#“me being the bad bitch my bf pulled by being autistc” -Sonic#(i keep making this joke sorry ik im not funny)
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#you can tell i have a favorite lmao#im sorry i think about phoenix at all hours of the day#these are jokes kinda but im also serious about them#phoenix and franziska would be such funny friends#i need to make their relationship chart connect on every point#narumitsu are married franmaya are married miles and maya go to cons that leaves one pair#i also think that they hang out during the 7yg europe trips when edgeworth is busy#they should get into hyjinks and Phoenix should be her weirdgirl while Trucy helps miles in court#what im saying is that they can stand each other#ask me to elaborate on any of these I dare you#i have several ideas on how Phoenix is legally a Fey#he just has like four separate Feys look at him like he's a lost kitten and decide that he's one of them#i tried to keep them somewhat unique like obviously phoenix has adhd and miles is autistic and magic literally exists to an extent#we all know apollo has tboy swag#i think it's late enough in the day to be silly ill let myself have this#ace attorney#pheonix wright#kay faraday#franziska von karma#ryunosuke naruhodo#ryuunosuke naruhodou#andromedas poll hell#lana skye#trans phoenix wright
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Y’all if you’re gonna criticize keefe at least criticize something he’s actually doing wrong, there’s literally so many of those things do you want a list
#usually I take Keefe crit in stride bc he may be my blorbo but he deserves it tbh#like I’m not going to say he’s never emotionally manipulative or invalidating#I’ll give what I think are the reasons for it that make it interesting to me#but I’m not going to say he’s some perfect guy#but I’m actually ANGRY about the infantilization argument#WHAT DO YOU MEAN CALLING SOMEONE CUTE IS INFANTILIZING THEM#ON TODAY’S EPISODE OF ‘NORMAL CRUSH BEHAVIOR’ WE HAVE……#I can see how maybe ONE of those quotes could be genuinely pretty invalidating in context#but invalidation =/+ infantilization#different argument!!!#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc discourse#if you have a different opinion about kotlc I’m not gonna come out here guns blazing we all have opinions#but if you’re gonna be straight up wrong about what something like infantilization is#which is serious btw#Im gonna call that out sorry#hey twelve year olds on this website!! you’re ok to keep joking around with your crush and calling them cute when they worry#that’s normal behavior dw :)
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MY BRAINS NOT WORKING AND THE CUTE BOY I WORK WITH KEEPS CORRECTING MY GRAMMAR THIS IS SO AHAIWIAKSDHDGRRRRHRNE
#dhakaksdjs fuckdwkufeisfjsjajsueei#im using a translator and it keeps outputting 您 instead of 你 and he keeps calling it out like bro ur making it awkward#AND IM LIKE SORRY I CANT ACTUALLY WRITE IN THIS LANGUAGE IM REALLY DU M. BB#also he offered to take over the last part bc i was like hi its almost 9pm here and i literally cannot think anymore#like i am certain its a very easy last part my brain is just finished#i feel so bad bc i wanted to push this proj over the line#this company is so intense i am so baby i am so tired#hugging my cat and rubbing my gross face all over his gross body#me in vc trying to figure out how to say: it was broken earlier idk how it was fixed u saw it was broke tho right#but all that came out was: in the past it was….problematic… *20 yr silence*#before he awkwardly went: um its okay i dont think this is necessary also u have lint issues#and i was just like ya….i know 😭#its ambiguous to some of my teammates if i just dont understand them or if im fking dumb#its probably both im ngl#the blank stare i have on my face is first from trying to comprehend what the actual words they are saying mean#and then to comprehend what technical concept they are trying to convey#using like 50% of the information i managed to parse out#also im used to literally spending 30-40% of the working day talking smack#now i try to crack and joke and everyone is like three this isnt the time#three we are all gonna be hear past 9pm working this isnt the time
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de fans, let me hit you with a horrible poll:
#im sorry its like tormenting me ive had convos with like 3 of my friends abt it and we havent came to agreeance#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#jean vicquemare#god in gunna become the DE pee guy arent i. i can already tell.#for all intensive purposes this is a joke#dont look at me im capable of being normal but rn im living my life deliciously . peeliciouslWHO SAID THAT.#ugh i should prob go make this like mature or smth#m.#dude i just keep makign the worst DE posts humanly possible in this blog i prommy jts not reflective of who i am as a person.
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I think i need a dni banner for this blog because my devotees (followers) are devolving 👎
#radqueers keep interacting with me and it's making me SO UPSET#like you cannot just look at someone and say 'yeah this blog looks like they're cool with radqueers'#i refuse to believe that is how this works#ughh so annoying#anyway who wants to make me a dni banner#/joke im making it myself#unless....#/also joke#⟡ Na putu svom ︵#the devotees is satire btw#i just think saying followers in a serious way is cringe#like i'm not a celebrity ion have that privilege#okay sorry im done now#no i'm not i lied#sometimes i think i yap too much on this blog#i make more talking posts here than i do on my personal#okay anyway#i hate radqueers with everything in my soul and body#fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fu#okay now i'm done fr#my bad 🙏
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congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.
#kazoo noises#charles leclerc#cl16#monaco gp 2024#zoomies posting#sports posting#like man. where to begin. one of your racecar children is back in town for the weekend. he has yet to have a truly good work#weekend it seems in town. now this year. we're feeling ourselves a bit. we're feeling optimistic even. and then ur son becomes talk of town#because he keeps doing fucking bits on twitter about adopting his coworker who is friends with your youngest son. this goes on long enough#for actual reporters to comment on it. no one is willing to blink first so by friday night we've yes-anded ourselves to a grandson#(congratulations mme leclerc)#things go well. and then at qualifying they go DAMN WELL#BETTER THAN EVER REALLY! but man. im superstitious. i dont trust shit until its over and the dust has cleared#(the adoption jokes have continued by the way) and MEANWHILE everyone is eyeing that starting grid. were humming. we're making vague hand#gestures when commenting. we're all thinking. Maybe? (the streets can hear u tho. keep it down)#race starts. lap one CHAOS. so many fucking crashes. i'd faint if i had a child even in karting honestly.#(every parent in this sport deserves a prescription for laudanum)#but he's not in it. hes at the front. and he. well. he just Stays There. Through It All. and the laps tick down. until the race is run. and#there he is. your middlest son. cross the line and into the books. first place. home town. what curse indeed. thats your boy!!!!!!!! THERE!#they play the radio of him winning and the audio is peaked because he screams out so loudly. you can hear the water in the laughter.#later theres gonna be videos and photos taken of him pushing his boss into the harbor and diving right in after the man. those photos are#gonna be fucking studied in photography classes one day. and STILL! everyone involved with that goofy joke about him adopting his coworker#(who. despite all the silliness of the race stayed second place and got a podium) is still carrying the bit like a baton relay. Do you have#him over for family dinner? might as well add a plate i guess! people are joking about your youngest son having two nephews? a dog born#maybe a month ago and a man born about... what twenty three years and about a month ago? fuck it! family dinner#sorry this bit got away from me but as someone who loves my homecity and my mom so much it might actually be like.#a visible growth inside my body if they do an autopsy on me at time of death or like. my love will eat me alive. sometimes the charratives#gets to me#anyway cheers mme leclerc i hope you party so fucking hard this week
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the reason i do still want to try fhawke for my red hawke/anders disease sometime is that the visuals of the genuinely intimidating bloodthirsty brash young mercenary and their healer boyfriend who despite all this calls them sweetheart <3 really just get better
#the funniest concept i ever came up with for handers#was seb meeting anders for the first time in like a social situation rather than combat#and in his head anders is immediately just hawke’s boyfriend. like yeah mercenaries usually have someone on their arm#because he doesnt wear armour or anything#and then he shows up to combat and seb has to recalibrate a bit#anyway which half of this couple will commit the biggest atrocity the answer will surprise you#im sorry i keep making this joke but theres something SO funny to me about#anders being characterised as this larger than life villain#and the whole time he was in kirkwall he was this grey warden healer of refugees saviour of mages#and hawke the ‘champion’ was like babe im interrogating some poor bastard in my estate rn but after that please let me kill for you#and he’s INTO THAT
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Hello! I'm so sorry for this— I really didn't want to ruin the festivities— but I need to open yandere fic emergency commissions; my target is 15 USD. My school uniform has been torn to shreds in the machine and I can't exactly budget this week's allowance since my university is rather strict based on the manual. I'd do my best to write a minimum of 3k words + a drawn GIF header similar to these
[I honestly don't know wtf I'll eat this week at this rate kinda panicking rn cuz my scholarship stipend still hasn't arrived for months hahahahahha. To put it in perspective, the uniform I need costs 8 USD why are they so damn expensive when the fabric has the lousiest threads in the planet, and I have F2F classes for 3 days straight starting this Monday to Wednesday, then again at Friday to Saturday and I usually budget my meals to be 1 USD. I'm SEAsian, I'm just converting the amount to USD but I eat those 1 cup of rice + hotdog every lunch but of course the university canteen closes at night and it's a bit more expensive outside hAHAHHA 😭😭😭]
I write for: genshin impact, honkai: star rail, fire emblem: three houses. Can be x reader or OC character [please provide information for the latter]. Here are some samples of my writings...
If the Pedestal Is Beautiful... (Zhongli)
Apotheosis Upon Your First Feast (Scara & Pantalone)
Classical Conditioning (Dottore)
I Got Reincarnated As A Server NPC (Diluc)
The things I don't write are: full NSFW smut scenes & adult/minor pairings
I'll put the commissioned fic a priority above all my other works. Please message me if you're interested. Thank you so much for taking the time to reading this, have a blessed February!!!
Edit: THE SLOT HAS BEEN FILLED OMG IM SO RELIEVED 😭😭😭😭 THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME OUT I CAN NOW WORK FOR MY ALLOWANCE THIS FEB 😭😭😭😭
#Important!!#commissions#im really sorry to bring this up i genuinely don't want to whuahdhshuhuhu i really feel bad for asking for help like this#It's the blog's anniversary soon and instead of making it feel happy it feels like im dampening the mood with my irl financial situation#I am so genuinely sorry but i just don't know how to keep living like this anymore hahehsuwikdjahahhahah sorry sorry auu#If you feel terrible reading me vent in the tags about all this uhhhh pretend its a joke hahahwudjkawkxs i don't know wtf i should be doing#With 1 fucking uniform. How many times dl i have to wash this sht jajdjsjhAHAHAHhahjeiskskkd#writing commissions
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I like to think these two titles are related
#sorry for the youtuber post I just thibk this is funny as fuck#mark comes back. this problem keeps happening#⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️THIS IS NT ABOUT BEING WEIRD ABOUT YOUTUBERS. PLEASE#thunderclap#i also dont know what the videos are about im just making a funny joke
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#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#yakuza series#ryu ga gotoku 7#yakuza like a dragon#yakuza 7#rggo#ryu ga gotoku online#jo sawashiro#snap sketches#i wish i drew him from the other side cause thats where all the yummy scars are but oh well.. mayhaps next time....#hopefully there is a next time LOL#spiritually this is a birthday drawing for masu since i keep saying ill draw RGGJO VLEKVJLEKJ#also idk... somethin bout sunday night got me finally wantin to draw bro.. <- does not want to study for his spanish exam tomorrow#anyway //obligatory warrior cats gijinka joke// im sorry ill never Not make that joke#i just know if rggo came out when i was 12 i wouldve gone insane over rggjo#ANYWAY. MASU. WHEN YOU INEVITABLY READ THESE TAGS. i hope you had an epic birthday and an epic birthday part ii :]#it was fun watching The Clan's Heir Is A Trans Woman with you and the gang ♪(´▽`)#ok i should go study now i guess LMAO BYE
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I've been looking for this one au where Len basically becomes a mad scientist and turns his friends into robots one by one for a while now, and I'm beginning to realize that I just read through your blog while half asleep a few months back and mixed together my memories of your flower hivemind and composite au
this is very funny to me. i'm absolutely honored this blog's posts were enough to evil-farming-game an entire vocaloid au into your memories 😂
i can give you this doodle; it's composite au but i'm sure it'd fit very well with this theoretical mad scientist len au lololl
#ask#anonymous#this is ALSO funny to me bc of 'mad scientist' and 'flower hivemind au' in the same paragraph. it reminds me of an old scrapped idea#i had about where tf the flowers even came from in the first place but i ended up never doing anything w/ it#i've been thinking abt composite au though uag i want to do more w/ it... rip the unfinished refs and one google doc thing i have#shaking myself like ITS OKAY IF THE STORY KINDA SUCKS AT FIRST!! YOU NEED TO START SOMEWHERE#cus i mean i wouldve never gotten anywhere w/ Certain Things had i not started with the og shitty versions. which were SHIT#but its wild to think ~7 years later i transmogrified them into the things they are now. wack. makes me wonder what will happen#to stuff im making now later down the line if i go and revisit it. SO CONCLUSION YES BITCH GET OVER YOUR FUCKING ANXIETY#i think my other problem is i'd loveee to reveal it slowly with like art pieces comics etc but i dont got time for that 😔😔#CURSE WITH LITERALLY EVERYTHING I MAKE TBH not just fandom shit but original shit too. i need to get over myself#cause i do know respectfully not everyone has the skill/time/desire to pick apart things for symbolism so a clearer explanation#would prob be more accessible. and easier for ME TOO TO HAVE SHIT IN ONE FUCKING PLACE MAN. actually how i've been taking notes lately#sorry these are some longass fucking tags im talking to myself. just went into a new academic year w a lot of stress#so thinking abt my own crazy stories keeps me sane and makes me feel like i have control over at least SOME aspect of my life#anyways circling back mad scientist len sounds incredible lowkey though lmao. its always the stem lens 😔💔✌️#JK?? but i do joke abt composite au len partly going insane bc he's a biochem major essentially so yeah bitch i fucking get it 😭 no wonder
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Mira shenanigans
#She’s named after Princess Miracle Pemberton from the Five Kingdoms series#I was obsessed with it during Covid but it doesn’t have much of a fandom 😭#Srsly we’d get her own toys but the dogs keep eating them 💀#No I do not leave pencils around unless I’m watching her and she’s never eaten them#only chews on them a little and I always take it away when she starts to I promise I take care of my baby girl#I should get her catnip tho… she’d love that#I kinda have to make my own toys for her with string and sticks 😭💀#Sorry my voice sounds weird too#I’ve got the plague (Covid)#Thanks fam for bringing that back with you from Yellowstone XDXD at least it hasn’t hit me as hard as it did them#My lungs r struggling tho..im out of breath#and have a cough that just sits low in my lungs and throat#its really annoying#Just realized me telling her have a copic could sound like a rich girl pick me#I am in no way rich or a pick me please trust I’m so paranoid after someone called me a pick me as a “joke” at school once#it was just the closest thing next to me I could distract her with I practically sleep with them I cherish them so much#Mom bought those for Christmas for me#I hadn’t even asked for anything related to them considering she has my three brothers who are asking fo stuff like Xbox’s and nintendos lo#😭 I love my mom
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guess who's gna hv to go to the hospital tmr and probably hv the infected wound surgically removed
#ITS ME ☝️☝️☝️☝️💥💥💥#skipping sch is so fun yall infection be damned#okay tiny rant after this yall hv been warned#THIS GIRL VERY FUNNY AH#bro ur concern means absolute jack SHIT to me if all youre gna do is be a bitch about it#yeah okay i admit i have zero clue how to treat wounds esp infected ones n i didnt even know the infection was this severe until someone#until my friends told me today#LIKE YEAH I ADMIT ID BE THE TYPE OF PERSON FIRST TO DIE IN A HORROR MOVIE#but like that doesnt give you the excuse to keep calling me dumbass/idiot/stupid#and all the other synonyms of dumb youve been calling me today????#like girl YOURE the certified first aider not me???#and like the qualifications doesnt even give u the right to call me dumb like what the hell#like ik shes concerned for me bec she was the one helping me treat my wound today b4 i saw a doctor#but like she kept making it sound like im a 5yo w absolutely zero sense of safety and shit#and like she kept making it sound like i was FORCING her to help me#NO I WASNT ??#YOU OFFERED?? THEN YOU STARTED BEING AN ASS ABOUT IT???#then like she kept. calling me stupid. like even after the joke got old#bec at first it was her and my other friends teasing me about it and it was funny at first but then she kept going on n on even after that??#then she forced me to see a doctor which i admit was smart i shldve gone to a doctor like. yesterday 😭😭#but then when we were at the clinic she deadass said smth along the lines of “i hv to work and worry sm bec of YOU today”#as if i forced her to accompany me to the doctor??? but it was HER idea ????#also she deadass called the nurse who dressed my wound unprofessional#and she called the doctor i saw on saturday useless bec the antibiotics he prescribed me last week werent working#like. bro if ur so smart then why dont YOU go med sch rn and become a doctor huh#bro ur goofy ahh 1y/o first aid cert aint shit compared to the guy who spent 12+ years studying med n working for even more years than that#like i cannot get over the fact she kept calling me dumbass the entire day#and it was so aggressively too and she threatened to slap me bec i was “being stupid”#and like she kept making my infection out to be so severe as if i wld drop dead right that second or my arm wld fall off or some shit#AAAAAAAAA THIS GOT SO LONG I HIT 30 TAGS WHOOPS HAVE A MWAMWA IF U READ THIS LONG IM SORRY IM JS PISSED BUT I TRIED NOT TO SWEAR 😭😭🙏🙏
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