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Batch o'Spotty (ft. Daniel and Mysterio)
Bonus: claws-kills
Bonus-bonus: Spot AND Polkadot-man parallel
#character art#fanart#original art#illustration#atsv fanart#the spot#across the spiderverse#atsv spot#polka dot man#sorry to any dc fan i love their silly asses#mysterio#daniel berkhart#quentin beck
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Do you have any dp x dc fic recommendations??
Hell yea man here are some
“Spilt coffee by torscrawls” - a tim and Danny fic where Danny kicks ass in a coffee shop robbery while Tim admires
“Danny phantom: dead and loving it by hyperkid” —someone suggested it to me on here and it’s reaaaallly fun
“If you give a ghost a cookie by alienzil” — the leagues can’t figure out how to summon the ghost king and a sleep deprived tim finds a way to do it
“Spooks by seasilver” — Short and really fun, league doesn’t know how powerful Danny is until some things go wrong
“I am a retired hero and my love interest is a former crime lord!? By ShyCrow” — i think it’s really cute and funny, it’s ongoing and I don’t really know how to summarize it but if you like dead on main your in for a good time
“The absolute fuckery caused by one Danny Fenton by Queen_Snakey” — A fun ride, just Danny trolling the shit out of his new adopted bag family, it is based off of some tumblr posts so you might recognize the writing/ideas
“Artificial wingman by TheSleepyKitsune” — oh my god this is so silly and wonderfully I want to hold it in my pocket forever. It’s a damian/danny fic (this r my fav pairing sorry Jason fans) which follows an unfortunate mishap with a love potion in a different dimension. Danny accidentally drugs Damian and Damian spends his days trying to convince Danny that he is very much in love and not because of the potion.
“Roadtripped by Jamieboi” — another one of my favorites, Damian/Danny face some issues with their family and run away together and it’s cute and sad and sweet
“Even when you don’t know what it is your job knows what it is by bongo_balderdash” — Billy Baston(captain marvel) and Danny Fenton (phantom) pretend to be eldrich beings when they’re really just kids and it’s hilarious.
“Forget the Christmas Spirit (Run Away with me) by halfagone (milkywxy)” — im obsessed with this fic i wanna kiss it it’s so good. Damian and Danny find themselves sharing a trip on Paris with each other a day before Christmas and they fall in love (strangers to lovers) so SO cute.
There are more recommendations if people want them but I gtg to my club in a hot minute so send an ask! I have been just scrolling on my ao3 bookmarks—these were more of my crackish fic reccs but I like my fair share of angst fics if you want them too. :)
enjoy reading dude!
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Hi! I'm the Anon who asked about fanart, like I said I really love your redesigns, and I tried sending an Ask like this previously but I'm not sure if it went through. If it did, please ignore this! And sorry for the really long Ask, I'm just really excited about the art <3 Like I was saying, your redesigns are awesome! Like, the coloring, the concepts, the stories behind them are all really cool! I found you after I saw your Azrael art, and I just fell in love! I couldn't help but draw fanart, since I've always loved JPV/Azrael (Also! Since you stated before that your redesign of Azrael is fem, I was wondering if you gave her another name than Jean-Paul? Also Also, to make life easier I'm referring to Az as She/Her the entire Ask) and your art is just so motivating! I did a whole panel redraw, which I think is the first time I've finished a redraw.
This is the original Panel, it's in Issue 2 (I think) of Batman: The Sword of Azrael. Context: Batman is investigating in Switzerland when he nearly busts the Order of Dumas' operations, so the Order send Azrael after him and they fight since they're not yet allies. Bats thinks Az has the disadvantage since she doesn't have snowshoes (and he does), but Az is apparently immune to the laws of physics and nearly kills him.
Like in the original Panel, Bats is trying to defend himself with his cloak, and Az continues to not care about silly things like friction <3. (No but seriously, she's wearing clothes that look really heavy, how is she moving through the snow? Especially with sword and wings? Magic? Spite? My disregard of the laws of physics for the sake of coolness? Probably) The Background nearly killed me, I'm never drawing snow again.
The motivation didn't run dry at the Panel Redraw, so I also have a bunch of sketches! And Questions, if you want to answer them.
When I saw that Az only had one eye in this, and presumably a scar on the other, the first thing I thought of was Lehah/Biis, who was one of Az's original enemies in Batman: The Sword of Azrael. Lehah/Biis also has one eye and a scar on the other, which was given to him by the former Azrael (JPV's father) before Lehah killed him. Lehah was an enemy of the Order, and Biis (Who was a demon lord) was Azrael's (The angels) greatest enemy in St. Dumas lore. Lehah became Biis' host in a similar way that JPV is Azrael's host. Is there a connection, or is it just a coincidence? Does Biis/Lehah still exist or?
Speaking of the Order, is that still a thing in your redesigns? Or does Az have a completely different backstory now? Also, the wings! How did she get them? Was she born with them, or was it an experiment gone wrong? Or right?
Also, does Knightfall still happen, or something similar? Or is there another reason for Azbats? On that, does Bats still take in Az?
I would love to hear everything about her! Any tidbit or fact, I am actually in love (Platonic) with her and would love to hear any details at all about her! Thank You!
I did get your other ask, but I decided I'm answering this one instead so I can actually answer your questions >:]
ANYWAY
HEART EYES !!! HEART EYES HEART EYES !!!!!!!
Thank you so much for the kind words <3 When messing with rogues and changing how they are in canon significantly I always worry about fans of specific characters or DC in general being mad at me, so knowing people like 'em despite/because of all the changes is very reassuring :]
THAT REDRAW IS SO GOOD !!!!!! Get his ass Az who needs physics when you have pure rage in your heart. Queen. I'm happy my evil bird woman could motivate you to do a whole panel redraw for lil ole me, even if you had to suffer through drawing snow
THE SKETCHES TOO. I'm glad you made her creepy, her default state is to be weird and off-putting <3 weird ass lab grown angel girl. I especially like that top left corner sketch of her, something about how you drew her spiky hair and STARE I'm a big fan of
NOW FOR YOUR QUESTIONS:
Her name is still Jean-Paul, it's just pronounced like the pants (jeans) instead of the French version of John. The Order had already picked out the name before knowing that her sex was female instead of male (like they'd expected), so they just switched the pronunciation. They're lazy like that (I considered changing her name to Joan-Paul, like Joan of Arc, but it both looks AND sounds weird, so I didn't)
The Order of St. Dumas IS also a thing, yeah :] In my AU, The Agency worked alongside the Order to create Azrael. She was basically lab-grown like a homunculus according to the Order's wishes, thus the wings! They wanted her to look like an angel Az also has inexplicable longevity because of the genetic experimentation, so she's Azrael-ing long after Bruce retires as Batman
....I have a confession. The only comic I've read with Azrael in it is Order of the World, the rest I picked up from fanon or just reading around. I didn't know anything about Biis when I thought up the design; the missing eye is a fun coincidence. Thank you for telling me about him, though! I'm sure Biis/Lehah exists somewhere, who knows what Azrael gets up to when she's not in Gotham? The missing eye itself comes from Batman himself, actually. When Azrael first stops by Gotham, he's super stressed out and in the middle of a VERY ROUGH YEAR, so he ends up accidentally nailing her in the eye with a Batarang. It's meant to connect her with that passage I drew her alongside before, Matthew 7:5 :]
The events of Knightfall sort of happen! Azrael makes two trips to Gotham, and only in the first one does she dress up as Azbats, since she thinks that Batman isn't doing enough to save Gotham and she needs to "become" the new (and better) Batman in his stead. As for Knightfall, in my AU, Azrael and Batman remain enemies (because I love evil women), so Knightfall is actually a team-up between Bane and Azrael after Az gets driven out of Gotham the first time. Azrael breaks Bane out of prison and whisks him off to Gotham to help her beat the shit out of Batman, basically. And it works for a little while! But Bane wants to conquer Gotham alone and also finds Az super duper annoying, so he betrays her. Like in Knightfall, Az almost kills Bane, but instead of deciding not to she just gets beat and then runs away out of Gotham like a coward again
She doesn't come back to Gotham for a few decades after being kicked out the second time. She hears about Bruce's retirement and comes back expecting she can finally save the city, only to be immediately thwarted by both the New Batman and Blight, the latter of which she comes to be both a fascination and enemy of (I'm still slowly thinking about my version of Batman Beyond, so this is subject to change)
Bonus fun fact: I think her and my version of Jane Doe would get along. Or relate to each other. Girls with evil scientist parents who grew them in a vat and sent them out to kill people after manipulating them for their entire lives
Aaaannd that's all I got for now! I hope this little bit of information was satisfactory, and I'm very glad you want to learn more about her :))
#fangirling. kicking my feet. twirling a phone cord. giggling#<- me every time fanart of my au and someone lets me infodump#frootverse#jean-paul valley#azrael#my art#doodles#not my art
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Were Bart to get a new solo, who would you have write it?
im not even sure im qualified for this kinda thing. hmmmmmmmm........i wanna say that imho the only person i really trust with bart is either his creator mark waid or maybe todd dezago. im not a huge fan of bendis's take on bart. i mean i hate that guy for OTHER REASONS but i feel like its just really hard to get bart right unless they were involved in his solo to begin with. i always have a hope that with his small cameos in other comics like in the flash a few times the last few months maybe dc will realize he has a bit of a following and will attempt something? considering both tim and kon have their ongoing solos (i dont know if kons was canceled already or not tbh but if it isnt then yeah) it feels weird to not give bart one to complete the trio (get a cassie sandsmark her own comic NOW OR ESLE DC). they might just be sticking to having bart only as a minor character since maybe theyre afraid of yj flopping again but idk. also a obligatory yj dark crisis was liquid ass and a dumpsterfire from beginning to end but bart's characterization was pretty solid. somehow. somehow.
anyway i really appreciate the ask! im sorry i cant give you that great of an answer. really id take any scraps given with bart. i sometimes buy comics where hes only on a page or two just cause i love the silly little guy. id LOVE if theyd give him a solo but dc is so unpredictable at times i could never really tell what theyre plotting but if they do anything with bart soon hopefully it relates to pride month? ( probably not since june is in a few weeks but i can dream)
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Okay... You asked for it....
You already know the one and only blorbo I will never shut up about and I'm going to talk about him because dear lord do not enough people actually have anything positive to say about him and my ass literally has to bring up the one time he was positively characterized in the 1987 Suicide Squad as someone who actually cares about consent.
That's right. I'm talking about Captain Boomerang because who else would I be talking about.
I can't tell you enough how much I love this very stupid man. He's literally just a guy who fights a speedster who's literally referred to as the Fastest Man Alive. And Boomer's managed to knock Flash out with a boomerang of all things. All because the Scarlet Speedster keeps forgetting that his boomerangs come back.
Early comics were honestly the funniest thing ever for him. Like... Vol 1 of the Flash. He was just a funny silly lil guy. Look at him. What's even happening here?
This is even funnier when you realize that the Flash has kept his costume compressed in a ring for years by this point. I'm sorry honey, you just have no idea that your idea is exactly the same as the Flash's 😭😭😭 ALSO HIM CALLING HIMSELF A FREAK I'M LIVING FOR THIS OH MY GOD SIR!!!! SIR!!!! YES YOU ARE AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT!!!!
And let's not forget the fucking Carrier Boomerang. Please DC. Please bring this back. That was too funny. Please.
YOU CANNOT GET ANY FUNNIER THAN SENDING SOMETHING TO INSULT SOMEONE I'M SORRY BUT THIS WAS PEAK COMEDY AT THE TIME!!!!
He's been my blorbo for literally an entire year and within that time nothing interesting has happened to him in canon. Nothing! Then with Non-canon DC content the most interesting thing that's happened with him there was Multiversity: Harley Screws Up The DCU. And the fandom did almost nothing with him apart from a friend of mine drawing things that he never showed online and me paying someone to essentially remove the Starro Spore and put him in different clothes. Speaking of the fandom... The most interesting thing that's happened with him there was the fight between Owen Fans and Digger Fans thanks to someone who supposedly didn't actually like either insulting Digger fans. Which all know lead to me getting some nasty asks in my inbox.
And even now there's basically nothing for him for 3 days now. It's all just Identity Crisis covers that he's not even on in the tags and one person who's brought up a comic from 1994 of something where he was a creep and it was really gross, followed by my own post showing off how even the worst version of him cares about consent. Like... Literally.
This is the racist one I have to constantly state was only from this run. CONSTANTLY!!!!
And even he understands basic consent!!!!
I shouldn't have to feel the need to jump out and make these statements about him but here we are!
I honestly love the 2016 Suicide Squad Captain Boomerang. He actually was allowed to say things. Which is why we know he likes the Alien franchise. And I absolutely adore that. I think he should reference it more or someone should put him in an Alien costume or something for Halloween. I want to put him in front of the TV and have him play Alien Isolation on my PS4 please he deserves it.
He needs so much love and I wish I could draw or write or something so I could actually contribute to his weird little fandom space instead of just posting entire essays on why he's not this, that, or the other thing because person a, b, or c is talking shit. Again.
This man deserves more than what he's getting.
He's a loser. He fails. A lot. But I love him all the same. I love that his recent interpretations have given him that lil gap between his teeth. He's just a silly lil guy.
You want me to talk about my blorbos, huh? You sure?
yes grabby hands grabby hands
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Hey, this is my side blog, so I won't be able to reply on a post or follow with this username.
I do appreciate any reblog, likes or comments I do get <3
So, I can talk through messages or ask. <3
Fandoms:
Naruto, Tokyo Revengers, DC comics, My Hero Academia, Star Wars, Hunter X Hunter
AO3 Profile
My Hero Academia
Please ignore the milkshakes in my yard
Aroace!Bakugou running errands until aromantic!Izuku comes home.
Welcome Home: Shouto/Enji
Shouto wonders if it’s worth it to resist the allure of his Alpha father, Enji
Olive Branch: Bakugou/Deku
Izuku has been with Katsuki for 15 years, he decided it’s time, as an best selling author, to air their dirty laundry about Katsuki’s cheating.
Little Izuku Bakugou/Izuku Part 1 Part 2
They've been dating for a while and Katsuki has been wanting to change Izuku's diaper for a while. Izuku feel like it's finally time to indulge more into their kink together.
Deluxe Apartment in the Sky Bakugou/Izuku
Izuku in his old age was tired of Waiting
Silly Kids
But Midoriya, dropping into this depressed ass state was not on his bingo cards. What that little shit has to be depressed about he doesn't know.
Tokyo Revengers (All TakemichixMIkey)
I told you
Takemichi has to make a decision. The best decision for the situation at hand. He decides to leave.
I wear my fur pelts
A sweet Omega named Takemichi, tattoos the face of the Alpha Viking King, Mikey
Big Boy
Mikey finds a use for the in need Cat Hybrid!Takemichi
Pu*sy Talk
MIkey just thinks Takemichi’s p==sy just hits different
So you see me?
Takemichi is a pregnant omega that has a target he likes to stalk and take pictures of
So was it worth it?
Idols Takemichi and Mikey are caught on camera giving a bl*wjob.
I still think about it (2)
Mikey thinks Takemichi’s baby is quite ugly. He thinks he can do a better job than Takemichi’s husband
Tempo
When Takemichi laid sight on those young dark eyes, he didn't expect it to rule his life. He was lost in a sea of making this his priority. He refused to let go of his own free will.
Tag: fluff, angst, underage(Adult! Takemichi messes with some kids and kid!Mikey at times) all consensual
+Read at your own discretion+
Tis the season
Mikey, also known as Krampus, goes to the North Pole on a necessary trip, there he meets a young man named, Takemichi (Inspired by Hades and Persephone)
Oh, Sorry to hear that (ChifuyuxBaji)
Baji wants to be with the love of his life, but there is one thing he has to deal with first.
Sadated (DrakenxMikey)
Draken knew who he was mated too. So his request on a whim shouldn't be much of a surprise.
Batman/Superman SuperBat
Zombie House Husband Clark
As the name suggest.
Entrapment
5+1 Hera!Bruce, Zeus!Clark, 5 times one of Clark’s affairs thought he didn’t care about his Bruce and one time they found out how deep their twisted love is.
Piercings 3
Clark is not a fan of marriage Jon off.
Piercings 2
Clark was not in the mood to be stopped tonight (D**con)
Kiki’s Delivery Service AU
Kiki!Bruce offers a service to a person in need(Under**e)
Piercings 7
Everyone is a hybrid, adoption, Bro++els, under++e
Entrapement Side Story
Clark is reminded why he married Bruce
Death Note AU
UnWind (Entrapment part 3)
Bruce: Giver of Life, lover of people and Queen of the Gods.
Silky Messes
Kryptonian born and raised Kal-El has taken a liking to the earth warrior, and no powers human, Bruce Wayne.
NARUTO
Most like it like a Tuesday afternoon NaruSasu
Naruto comes home
Bad days to Knot Exist (KakashixIruka)
Who said bea___ality is outdated
Eyes, Nose Lips (NaruSasu)
(All the parts are not currently on Tumblr but is on AO3)
Yakuza!Naruto wants to kill Sasuke’s mate to claim him as his own.
Part 1
Double Rainbow
Soulmates find each when you pee on them.
Friends with Money
Geisha!Sasuke has another visit from his favorite customer, Naruto. This visit goes different than planned.
Peek a Boo (1) (2) (3)
Naruto and Sasuke are exes who are co-parenting their child, Menma. Something dangerous brings them back together.
Who’s there, ShikaNeji (Peek A Boo Spinoff) (1) (2) (3) (4)
Divorced Father, Shikamaru gets involved with a very self assured, Beta named Neji
Twist and Duck
Naruto likes Sasuke to be his buddy on the ice when a fight happens. His personal support rival, if you will.
Action Speaks
Who Are You?
HUNTER X HUNTER
We Can(IllumixHisoka)
Illumi and Hisoka living domestically.
or
Killua is shocked by the household he has moved into.
I work the night shift (IllumixHisoka, KuroKura) Part 2
Kurapika finds out that he is pregnant from his long term fuck buddy, Kuroro
Pastels
To understand his husband better, Illumi studies Lolita and Lolita fashion
DEMON SLAYER/ KIMETSU NO YAIBA
Temptation owns a dog(AkazaXKyoujuro)
Akaza is confused by his friend, Kyourou’s behavior
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring(ZenitsuXTengen)
Zenitsu wonders why no one believes him when he say Tengen is a pervert.
Was it more than a chance?(ZenitsuXTengen) Ch1, Ch2, Ch3 Ch4 CH5
Zenitsu is enjoying his dating lifestyle and hopes it will continue to be more one day, but right now all he needs is Tengen to keep his unnecessary commentary to himself.
You Can Have That (SanemiXGiyuu) Rating: G
BLACK PANTHER
Sterilize my Mate (1) (2)
Omegas cannot get sterilized unless they have their Alphas permission, T’Challa ask his best friend, Erik to pose as his Alpha to get his request granted. Erik is in love with T’Challa, so this is a challenge for him
JUJUTSU KAISEN
Decisions and Destinations (1)
SukuIta: During a zombie apocalypse, brothers Sukuna and Itadori's heat and ruts linked up creating a new life. Now they are trying to figure out what the next step is for them (Alpha!Sukuna, Omega!Itadori
Dexter (SukaIta) (1)
SUPERNATURAL
Talk Shop (Wincest) ABO, Post Mpreg
"Why's our baby so fat?"
"Because you used me like a cum dump, and it went all into this creature."
SlapStick Skeleton (Wincest) Fondling
Sam saw a pretty thing try to walk past him.
Brothercore (Wincest)
Dean was feeling aches while on vacation.
WIND BREAKER ANIME
So what's next? (TogameXSakura)
Suo is telling Sakura lies about Togame
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What The Fans Of (Almost) Every Scarecrow Design Are Like Just by Surveying Rogue Tumblr for Approx: 5 Months. (Not in any particular order. Also this is a meme.)
Year One: You probably needed a childhood to relate to/needed a justifiable reason to stan one of Gotham’s biggest criminals. (but if your childhood involves being half-eaten by crows i am VERY concerned) BTAS: The gateway drug Scarecrow. You’re probably a gremlin, and also really like the Dork Squad(tm) TNBA: He’s under-appreciated, and you know this very well, but you’re also thankful that you get some of the coolest artwork of your favorite spooky boy. (Also the voice. 11/10 you want him to read sleepy hollow to you.) TAOB: You are one of the only 3 living fans of Adventures Of Batman Scarecrow, but you give absolutely no shit. You love that uncanny valley, near on clown-like scarecrow, and i feel bad for you, because you’ll probably never get art of them. Super Friends: I...Wow. Y’all really do exist... Galactic Guardians: YOU GUYS ACTUALLY EXIST TOO??? BATB: JAZZY. You like his hat, and his voice. You also probably enjoy a lot of older scarecrow designs as well. You get sad because you wish there were more content. The Batman (TV series): PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (But seriously though, you poor, poor things...There, There...) Assault On Arkham: AA Scarecrow in an otherwise good movie. Basically, you’re sad he didn’t get more screen-time. At this point, just stan: Arkham Asylum: ABSOLUTE GOBLIN OF A HUMAN. One of the gateway drug Scarecrows that lead you to The Rogues fanbase in the first place. You either love the serious artwork of him, love him drawn/written as a gremlin, or are STILL offended by his lack of footwear. Either way, you adore him and will remind everyone of it. Arkham Knight: OH FUCKING BOY. This can go one of two ways. 1.You love his writing (or don’t, but still stan), his poetic dialogue and his voice, and you also love how much he hams up the fear factor. You probably adore every artwork of him you see, and you REALLY love reading any fan-written material of him. You have many headcanons, and probably have googled A LOT of stuff to make them more genuine. Or 2. You are very, VERY horny... (But as a good friend once said, “these are not mutually exclusive.”) Nightwing And Robin: Aw, y’all are so cute! Here, have some tea with the SF AND GG Fans, I think they have Earl Grey over in the CORNER OF IRRELEVANCY. (But I feel bad for y’all too.) Unlimited: BEEF BOY. You’re either in the group of people that love Scarecrow designs that use scythes, or you like how strange, yet fun his appearance is. Most art of him is super colorful too. There aren’t very many of you, but the amount of you that I’ve seen seem like super cool people. You all probably also enjoy the next one: Batman/TMNT: You knew the movie was a wild ride from start to finish, but you love it. You probably also like birds (I know, really obvious.) There aren’t many of you, but you like the idea of a corvid-like Scarecrow, and you wish for more. Or...You may be a furry that also likes DC stuff, and that’s ok too! We too also oddly love that weird ass cobra joker anyways. Salecrow: You love his rhyming (which is arguably the best thing about him), but are also annoyed by the fact that most content of him use the same 3 images every time. You’re probably in the same boat as all the other scarecrow fans that genuinely want a proper medieval themed version of him. If you write/draw him, you’ve googled endless nursery rhymes. Its like Dr.Seuss up in this bitch. Also, them hands. Blackest Night: Chances are you’re still amazed that your favorite bag-headed master of fear even HAS that thing. You REALLY want him to wear that damn ring again, and will probably pay an arm and a leg to see it happen in a form of animated media. You also have very interesting artwork/writings of him. And your head canons are outlandish, but in the most fun way. (Seriously though, Hatter with a ring, huh...) Injustice: You either love the concept of The ScareBeast, or you’re here for the fact that hes voice by FREAKING ROBERT ENGLUND. Admittedly, you probably aren’t all too good at fighting games, but you still insta-lock him despite that. The Dark Knight: Cillian Murphy portrays the character rather well, but you either are unnerved by his strangely dreamboyish face, or would wish for a slightly older actor. But!!! Despite all that!!! You love him, and probably still quote “WaNnA sEe My MaSK???” (Although I see some of you get absolutely tired of that lol) I don’t see any loyal fans of him, but everyone seems to agree that he’s not too shabby (heheh... shabby...) Gotham (Tv Series): ...Hello? Where are you guys? I KNOW you exist! Show yourselves! Jokes aside, you either love him or hate him. Live action scarecrows seem to be a hit or miss for some. Harley Quinn (Tv Series): Softies. You adore everything about him. His dialogue, his humor, his very surprising accent, and his, albeit a stretch, questionable sexuality implications. Most art of him is very wholesome and good, probably because you’re STILL not over...Well... Maybe its better if I not mention it (all fans of him are the “If I see anything happen to them I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself” meme.). Detective Comics: Hroo Hraa, my friends. Hroo Hraa. Whether it’s his “Queer grasshopper leaps” or his strange laughter onomatopoeia, you can’t get enough of his antics. Nothing beats a classic, and the fact that there are still many of you that are fans of him makes me smile. New 52/Prime Earth: One of the few scarecrows that greatly changes his childhood, but you welcome the idea of it. He’s a very unsettling looking guy, but you’ll remind everyone that his writing makes up for it. He’s mostly treated like a semi-C tier villain in the continuity, but every time you see him you’re like “!!!!!!!”.You most likely have a list of every issue he appears in so you don’t have to suffer, and your heart still breaks when you read the scene with him and that one girl. (He said he was sorry, guys.) Batman:Hush: 2 and a half sweet and savory minutes of this guy, only for him to get kicked in the face? Nay, Nay, you say! A crime, you holler! You go to your keyboard to tell your friend about how good his character design is, and how well animated he was, but alas they say “that’s nice, bud.” Blast it all... The Lego Batman Movie/Lego in general: Our boy at his most gremlin. Sure, you know this is a 99% children’s medium, but that doesn’t stop you from smiling like a dummy every time you see him. He’s funny, he’s delightful, and he has... a weird obsession with planes? What is it with them and putting him in planes? Maybe he got a pilot’s license before he attended university? What a smart little block person! Obviously, I left out quite a few here, but these seem to be the most popular. There are SO many comic renditions of him, so It’d take my forever. (My poor fingies already hurt!) But please enjoy this silly little thing :’]
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Life's a Sick Joke pt 12
Pairing: Mick Mars x Reader
Would like to start from the beginning? Here you go Part 1!
12. Debts to Pay and Promises to Keep
"I was made for lovin' you, baby. You were made for lovin' meeeee!" You shouted from the top of your lungs, while constantly pointing at Mick who just shook his head and pretended to be concentrated on the road. "Hey, you have to admit it's a good song!"
"Just like your bacon and Nutella combo." He murmured.
"So you like it." You giggled. You put your hands in the air feeling the chilly breeze going through your fingers and your hair. The landscape was beautiful. Mountains around and the colorful sky with fluffy clouds. You wanted to study in a university in such a picturesque place like that.
"I didn't say that." Mick pointed out. "Anyway, we are almost there." He added while looking in the distance seeing the town.
"Cool. I can't wait to meet her." You rubbed your hands on your thighs and smiled at him. "I mean there was no case when we didn't meet for more than a day, so these 4 months was really, really long." You really missed Isabelle.
"Yeah, I believe you. I know what it feels like." He chuckled.
"How is that? Who is it? Your parents I guess." After a bit hesitating, he hummed and answered.
"Yeah, sure." You just raised an eyebrow not believing a word. But if he doesn't want to tell you then it's not your business. You stayed silent for a couple of minutes when Mick placed his hand upon yours. When you looked at him your heart still skipped a beat and still couldn't believe that you were actually together. He is such a kind-hearted person, you didn't know why everyone misunderstood him. Not to mention that he was handsome as hell. His long raven hair, his smile, and those eyes, damn.
"What is it?" Mick asked after realizing you were staring at him.
"Can't I just simply admire you?" You laughed and adjusted your sunglasses.
"Well, maybe I let you do it." He smirked. "By the way, how is your sister? Do her things going well at least?" He asked while arriving at the edge of the small town where the university was located.
"Umm, I think yes. She has pretty much homework and assignments to do but she managed to discuss it with her teachers so she got some more time. She usually talks about parties, boys, and about everything a 17-year-old girl can talk about. Don't worry you will like her, although she has a quite unique and strange personality. She is a bit crazy sometimes."
"So like her sister, right?" He glanced at you.
"Hey!" You pinched the top of his hand making him driving it away hissing.
"Okay, I deserved that." He smirked while tossing the map in your face. "So which street should I turn?"
"If we are here, then umm on the 4th corner." You said while running your finger on the map.
"Finally, a girl who can read maps!" He exclaimed.
"Talents." You added and started to search for any signs of the school. The place was just cute and adorable. The houses were quite old but neat, and there was hardly anyone on the streets. But the most important thing was silence. Normally, you liked the sound of this car but it was way too loud and harsh for this town.
"Ahh how much I miss this!" Mick sighed. Mind-reader. "Wait. Can you hear it, too?" First, you didn't hear anything other than the engine of the car, but getting closer and closer to the school the sound was louder and louder. When you turned in the corner, cheering and screams were heard and your body tightened. You looked shocked at Mick who was gripping the wheel strongly and suddenly stopped the car.
"Woah, hey!" You grunted almost hitting your head.
"(Y/N)? What did you tell your sister exactly?" He asked while stopping the engine and his eyes were attached to the screaming crowd in front of the school. You narrowed your eyes and saw that they had cardboards in their hands with words written on them like 'We ️ Mötley Crüe' and 'Mötley Rocks!' etc. You turned towards him and took down your sunglasses to apologize to him properly.
"I only told her that I'm coming for her. I didn't know that she will automatically think that I would bring all of you with me. Hell, I wasn't even thinking that! Clever, bitch. Well, not clever enough cause only you came along." You hissed through your teeth. "Mick, I'm so sorry. I didn't want to put you in this situation. But you can stay here and I will pick up her, okay?"
"I'm not angry. I was just shocked at first, but they are our fans and I want to meet them. They deserve it. There is no going back, now." Mick smiled and started the car.
"Are you sure?" You asked biting down your lip. You knew Mick was not the bragging type.
"Of course. They are the reason we got here where we are. They are the ones who buy our albums and come to the concerts we perform. If they wouldn't be then we would still perform at pubs or Starwood." You leaned closer and placed a kiss on his cheek.
"You are just awesome. Then let's get through this." After parking down the car you got out although Mick hesitated a bit. "Come on, you rude and aggressive guitar player. They won't bite, I promise." You winked.
"I just... it's a bit different than usual. The fans mostly like Vince, Nikki, and Tommy...and they aren't here. I'm sure I would just disappoint them."
"Let's just stop you there! The fans love Mötley Crüe yeah and the others of course, but they all love you, too and if your age is bothering you then fuck them. You look like if you were in your late 20s so don't dare to tell me you are old. You literally take away the shows with your spectacular riffs and plays during every concert. You are the best guitarist in the whole motherfucking world! So come, let's kick some ass and let them show their love and obsession over you."
"Are you sure?" Mick asked still not believing you. Damn this man needs some ego. "I swear on my life. Now come." You kept gesturing with your hand.
Finally, Mick got out of the car, walked over to you, and pulled you close. He leaned closer and gave you a big hug. You were shocked at first because he didn't like to share your relationship in front of others. You hugged him back and ran your fingers through his raven hair. The crowd was cheering and demanded a kiss. Well, let's give them what they want. You pulled back your head and kissed him earning a huge scream from the crowd and a surprised groan from Mick. After breaking it the both of you were laughing and started to approach the now crazy fans. Mick was waving and finally, your sister appeared from the group.
"Okay, guys easy! Just as I told you, no hugs or kisses. Just a signature and that's all!" The crowd stood in a queue in a blink of an eye and became a bit quieter. "Oh hey, (Y/N)." She waved.
"Isabelle. Can you tell me what the fuck is going on?" She grabbed your arm and pulled you away. "Hey!"
"Shhh, you silly. You will ruin the whole thing. And can you answer me where in the hell are the others? I have some debts to pay and promises to keep." She mumbled.
"You were capable of making promises in other's name? Are you out of your mind?" You tried to stay quiet but her stupidness and carelessness just pissed you off. "You didn't even think of what the boys would go through, did you?"
"Okay, I'm sorry it was a bad idea." She muttered, admitting she made a mistake.
"It's not me you have to apologize to." You gestured towards Mick who was, surprisingly, happily giving signatures and stood to take photos with the fans. He even let the students sit in the 'red on red' car.
"Well, I will. But now let's just enjoy this." She was grinning seeing how good things turned out in the end.
"What trouble you got yourself into this time?" You asked after a few minutes. She didn't do things without reason so you thought it would be the best to ask. Your eyes still didn't leave happy Mick.
"Nothing. I just wanted some money, okay?" Isabelle looked down, watching at her foot; an obvious sign of lying.
"You even asked money for it?" You snapped glaring at her. "Damn, you stupid girl." You facepalmed groaning.
"You were the one who always said that if I do something well then not to do it free. I just did what you told me in my whole life." She defended herself and even held her hands up. You believe her.
"Don't dare to blame it on me, little miss." You hit her in the arm. "Anyway, where is the money?" You inquired after a couple of minutes of thinking.
"So you are interested, I see." She was smirking. "Well, it is in my room if you really want to know. Go let's get it and my stuff, too!" She headed towards the entrance of the university, but you hesitated. You didn't want to leave Mick alone with those crazy fans.
"He is a big boy. He will be okay." Isabelle insisted and started to pull you by your hand.
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"Now that's what I call a college room!" When you stepped in your mouth dropped and couldn't get your eyes off all the posters that depicted all the hotties of the rock and roll world. Mötley Crüe, of course, Queen, AC/DC, and even Black Sabbath.
"You like it, huh?" She smirked while dropping some clothes in a bag on the bed. You sat down on the edge of the bed and your eyes wandered to her roommate's part. Yuck.
"I'm surprised you haven't burnt into dust yet." You declared after seeing that holy place.
"On the first of April, I turned all the crucifix upside down and even formed a pentagram of them." She smirked and sat down beside you.
"I'm so proud of you." You said while wiping your nonexistent tear away and leaned your head on her shoulder. "I've missed you."
"Aww, I missed you, too, guys. Though, I met with Dylan on the weekends I missed our fights and cartoon marathons, damn." She placed her hand on your shoulder pulling you closer. You sighed, feeling relieved again.
"Me, too, Isabelle. Me, too."
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"So, Mick...I would like to say something." Isabelle started to apologize to Mick since you threatened her that she can't come to the concert if she doesn't apologize while being back in the car. She was sitting, well, rather laying on the backseats and was staring at the bright blue sky as you headed back to the hotel.
"Yes?" Mick asked looking in the mirror.
"I want to say that...so I'm sorry. I've regretted that I promised something without your permission and all." She was worried he hurt him in some way, while it wasn't truly her intention.
"No need to. It was a pleasure. Although, you have to develop these kinds of things, but it's okay." He said while looking in the rear-view mirror to be "face-to-face" to Isabelle. You turned around and saw that she relieved finally and smiled.
"Well, that's not the kind of introduction I planned, but I'm delighted that you are okay with each other." You glanced at Mick who put his hand on yours.
"Yuck." Iz said while covering her eyes. "What about if you just keep your hands on the wheel and (Y/N) you could just turn on the radio or something. But nothing romantic, please." Your sister suggested.
You and Mick chuckled and let go of each other's hands. You pushed the button and a strangely familiar song was on. You burst into laughing since Kiss's 'Lick it up!' song was on. You immediately looked at Mick who just rolled his eyes and change the channel.
"Nooo, change back. I love Kiss!" Isabelle pouted.
"It's my car and I drive so I choose the music." He was searching for another channel when he found the perfect one. Too Fast For Love.
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"Mick, am I this drunk or there are two of (Y/N)?" Vince asked Mick who was standing beside you in the hall of the hotel.
"Vinnie, I'm standing right in front of you, I can hear it, too. And no, she is my lil' sister." Vince took her hand in his and placed a kiss on the top of it while his eyes never leaving hers. "Really, Vinnie?" You inquired, remembering he did the same to you when you first met.
"I'm Vince Neil. Nice to meet you." He introduced himself not paying attention to you.
"Isabelle. And it's my pleasure. I can't believe I'm standing here with you guys!!" She giggled and also Nikki showed up with Tommy by his side. Tommy took a look at you and stopped so suddenly Nikki bumped into his back.
"Dude, did you know that (Y/N) has a twin sister?" Tommy asked after he put his grinning face back as they approached you.
"Yay, now this time maybe she will say 'yes' to me." Nikki added while bending the knee. You rolled your eyes and kick him in the leg.
"Damn, Nikki get the fuck up! You both are terrible at flirting." You complained.
"Hi, I'm Tommy. Tommy Lee." Isabelle was just smiling from ear-to-ear not being able to say a word from the shock or fangirling, you couldn't really decide. After they shook hands like normal people, he didn't do anything just stayed back smiling and started to play with his drum sticks.
"Umm, Tommy are you okay?" You asked. "Where is your attempt to flirt, you hopeless romantic?"
"I don't know what you are talking about." After saying that he left the hall and disappeared.
"Is he on some drugs or what?" Your eyes were still wide from the shock.
"Zombie dust but we only did 3 days ago so I don't think it's that." Nikki added after thinking. You just glared at him, as well as Mick.
"See Isabelle that's why I don't want you to hang out with them only when I'm around." You stated turning to her.
"But I'm not a child and you are not my mother!" Isabelle protested and stomped her feet.
"But you are acting like a child. And theoretically, I'm your mother." You acknowledged before heading towards the reception to rent a room for her.
"Okay. Although, in exchange, I want to go backstage with you. Please, (Y/N)." She pouted and was looking at you with her puppy eyes which was her secret weapon.
"Don't worry, Isabelle. You ARE coming with us whether your sister lets you or not. You will be safer there." Mick said while sitting down on the couch.
"Thank you, Mick. I was trying to act like a responsible parent, but you have to be the soft father. Nice." You snapped, of course not thinking it seriously.
"Thank you, Daddy." She said to Mick who almost choked from that and you burst into laughter.
"Isabelle, only I can call him that, understood?"
"Damn, why you guys always have to think about naughty things?! Seven hells!" She mumbled and left with crimson red face.
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We’re Starting To Lose It So We Made A Fake Music Award Show To Remember The Quarantine By
We are losing our minds and we aren’t talking figuratively like The Pixies. Every morning waking up in quarantine feels like an episode of Punk’d.
Where is Aston Kutcher -- oh right, it’s 2020 -- Where is Chance The Rapper? we ask ourselves as we peel ourselves out of bed for what feels like the millionth time.
Seriously, though. We know you guys are feeling the same way too. We read the tweets. We see the TikToks. Ya’ll are losing your goddamn minds just like us.
The good thing is, to help with this sense of craziness as best as we possibly can (which isn’t saying much, we aren’t doctors after all -- shout out to all the amazing medical teams out there!) we have constructed the first and hopefully last 2020 Noise Quarantine Awards.
Featuring highly coveted awards such as Best Soundtrack To Fuel Your Hatred For The Government and Best Song To Steal Toilet Paper To, the awards below are meant to shine a light on all the positive things to come out of 2020.
We know it sounds like an impossible task to put “2020″ and “postive” in the same sentence but somehow we did it.
Check out the awards below.
Fantastic Features Award
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Silverstein - A Beautiful Place To Drown
Honestly, there are probably about ten different awards we could give Silverstein’s sensational LP A Beautiful Place To Drown. From start to finish, this is hands down one of the band’s best albums yet. However, for the sake of this very serious and very made-up award show, we are happy to present the scene staples with the Fantastic Features Award.
Not only did the band include familiar favorites such as Beartooth’s Caleb Shomo, Simple Plan’s Pierre Bouvier and Underoath’s Aaron Gillespie, but they also went out of their way to include other artists such as emerging rapper Princess Nokia and Intervals’ guitarist Aaron Marshall. Now if that doesn’t deserve an award, we don’t know what does.
Back Off Pit Daddies Cause This Song Slaps Award
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A Day To Remember - “Mindreader”
But there’s no breakdown! How am I supposed to mosh to this? Would you quit your whining? It’s pretty much impossible for A Day To Remember to write a bad song. And sorry to break it to you pit warriors, they definitely didn’t start with their newest track “Mindreader.
Best Album To Eventually Soundtrack The Next Matrix Movie
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Code Orange - Underneath
Does this one really come as a surprise? Essentially creating their own genre of technology-influenced metalcore (computer core, maybe?), Code Orange’s Underneath is the perfect soundtrack to any type of action-packed, dark web-based, sci-fi thriller like The Matrix trilogy. Now would you like the red pill or the blue pill?
The Welcome Back, We Fuckin’ Missed You Award
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The Ghost Inside - “Aftermath”
A world without new music from The Ghost Inside is a world we don’t want any part of. Thankfully, for the first time since their tragic bus crash back in 2015, the metalcore maestros have returned with the hard-hitting and incredibly emotional track “Aftermath” taken from their soon-to-be-released self-titled album. So for that, the least we could do is present the band with the Welcome Back, We Fuckin’ Missed You Award.
Honorable Mention: D.R.U.G.S (aka Craig Owens) - “King I Am”
Best Song To Listen To On Repeat And Realize You Successfully Killed Two And A Half Hours Of Your Quarantine
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Loathe - “Screaming”
There is nothing made up about this whatsoever. We seriously thank Loathe for creating mind-altering music that transports you to a new dimension. “Screaming” is a gem and the band deserves to be awarded for it. Oh, and also, I Let It In And It Took Everything is an amazing record everyone needs to hear ASAP.
Best Album To Get Drunk And Talk About Your Feelings To
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Violent Soho - Everything Is A-OK
We’re not sure exactly what it is about Australia’s Violent Soho but they always seem to bring the deepest and darkest emotions out of us. Their latest LP Everything Is A-OK is no different. From track one to track ten, the band’s first new album since 2016 is an emotional magnet attracting feeling after feeling leaving us desperate for a drinking buddy and a good cry.
The If It Ain’t Broke Don’t Fix It Award
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August Burns Red - Guardians
August Burns Red has been a prominent staple of the heavy music scene for years. Since bursting out of Lancaster, PA with 2005′s Thrill Seeker, the two-time Grammy-nominated act has been a constant source of inspiration with their bruising, top-notch musicianship. Fifteen years later, with the release of their ninth studio album Guardians, the metalcore vets are still as heavy and hard-hitting as ever deserving of our If It Ain’t Broke Don’t Fix It Award.
Best Album To Eventually Soundtrack The Next Season Of Black Mirror
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Enter Shikari - Nothing Is True & Everything Is Possible
Enter Shikari is easily one of the most unpredictable bands in our scene. One minute you think you have them and their eclectic sound pinned down, then the next they release their genre-shattering LP Nothing Is True & Everything Is Possible. With cinematic twists and turns from the rock-oriented opener “THE GREAT UNKNOWN” to the cosmic tornado that is “{ The Dreamer’s Hotel }” and circus-themed “Waltzing Off The Face Of The Earth,” Enter Shikari’s spellbinding LP is a perfect fit for something just as fascinating as the next season of Netflix’s Black Mirror.
Best Album To Get Your Medical Degree To
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Vermicide Violence - The Praxis Of Prophylaxis
We understand it’s not easy to comprehend deathcore lyrics. However, if you’re in need of a good study buddy while you prepare for the boards, look no further than Jarrod Alonge’s new parody album The Praxis Of Prophylaxis. Covering high-end medical topics such as vaccines, gingivitis, asthma and more, Vermicide Violence’s new LP is sure to help a lot more than those Grey’s Anatomy re-runs.
The Tasmanian Devil Award
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Rotting Out - Ronin
The Tasmanian Devil award is a highly coveted prize (possibly one of our most coveted) given to the album with hands down the most circle-pit-inducing tracks. While there have been some pretty good options this year, the record that stands out the most is Rotting Out’s first new album in over seven years, Ronin. Without going too far into detail -- because honestly, it’s pretty obvious why we picked this record -- if you’re able to stand still while listening to these fiery ass songs, you’re probably a cop.
Best Album To Get Drunk And Talk About Your Feelings To Part Two
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Spanish Love Songs - Brave Faces, Everyone
Really? You’re gonna complain we used the same category twice in a made-up award show only created cause we’re stuck living fucking Groundhog Day over and over again? Instead, how about you put that same energy into enjoying Spanish Love Songs’ brilliant, tear-jerking album Brave Faces, Everyone. You won’t regret it.
Best Soundtrack To Fuel Your Hatred For The Government
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Anti-Flag - 20/20 Vision
Regardless of if you’re really into politics or not, it’s practically impossible at this point to not swear at our so-called “leaders” up in Washington DC. So if you’re looking for the best album to fuel your hatred for the Head Cheeto In Charge and all his helpless minions, look no further than Anti-Flag’s powerful 20/20 Vision.
Honorable Mention: The Homeless Gospel Choir - This Land Is Your Landfill
The Album Most Likely To Get You Out Of Mosh Pit Retirement
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Polaris - The Death Of Me
This record is the definition of “slaps.” From beginning to end, Polaris’ punishing new album The Death Of Me is a heavy-duty rollercoaster ride that will leave you with a melted off face and an endless desire to jump back in the pit and crack a few skulls.
Best Album To Rip A Phat Riff To
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Hot Mulligan - You’ll Be Fine
Hot Mulligan are a bunch of jokesters but there’s nothing funny about their new album You’ll Be Fine -- alright, maybe a few of the song titles are a little silly. The band’s latest release is a guitarist’s delight with ringing mathcore-like riffs that will leave you both jubilant and jealous. Case in point, give the infectious opener “OG Bule Sky” a spin and get back to us.
Honestly, Fight Us, This Song Is A Bop Award
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All Time Low feat Blackbear - “Monsters”
We know what some of you cool cats and kittens are thinking: But this isn’t pop-punk!? Since when does Blackbear get a scene pass? Listen up. No, this song isn’t “Dear Maria, Count Me In” but who cares? It’s 2020 and musical genres are dead. Enjoy the good music while you can before we’re all dead too, okay?
Honorable mention: PVRIS - “Deadweight”
Best Song To Steal Toilet Paper To
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The Chats - “Drunk N Disorderly”
If you haven’t had the fear of potentially wiping your ass with a washcloth over the last few months, this award probably isn’t for you and your 30 extra rolls of toilet paper. However, for us regular folk who have a limited supply of TP, The Chats’ fast-paced High Risk Behavior track “Drunk N Disorderly” is the perfect song for stumbling into someone’s home and swiping a roll or two.
Wow We Didn’t See That Coming Award
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Falling In Reverse - “The Drug In Me Is Reimagined”
Ronnie Radke has never been afraid to push boundaries musically. Whether it’s rapping on a track or dropping an upbeat, synth-laced single like “Bad Girls Club,” the former Escape The Fate frontman always seems to have something new up his sleeve. This year, to help celebrate 2011′s The Drug In Me Is You becoming gold-certified, Radke and Co. released an epic piano-lead version of their fan-favorite title track. The results? A majestic dream-like experience worth repeating over and over again.
If You Hurt Mother Earth One More Time We Swear You’re Dead Award
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In Hearts Wake - “Worldwide Suicide”
There’s been a lot of talk about global warming over the past few years. Recently, while we’ve all been stuck at home, skies have become clearer than ever as wild animals roam the barren streets. This is a dream come true for earth-friendly metalcore act In Hearts Wake.
Now as some cities start to reopen, let us remind you: If you even think about going back to your wasteful, pollution-heavy ways, we and In Hearts Wake will come for you with the same force and brutality as heard on their newest track “Worldwide Suicide.” Watch your back.
Sure It’s Different But Still Kicks Ass Award
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The Used - Heartwork
This isn’t The Used you knew in junior high. Bert McCrackin and Co. have returned with a fresh-faced 2020 LP that is sure to make you feel some type of way. Featuring guest appearances from members of Blink-182, FEVER 333 and Beartooth, The Used’s latest is a heavy-yet-dancy addition to their beloved-and-never-stale catalog.
Better Not Sleep On This Record Award
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Charmer - Ivy
Look, you literally have nothing but time on your hands. Why not spend it discovering new music from bands who deserve your attention? Seriously, turn off Love Is Blind and Too Hot To Handle and give Charmer’s moody 11-track release Ivy a try. You can thank us later.
Honorable Mention: Big Loser - Love You, Barely Living
Holy Shit We Can’t Believe That Just Happened Award
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Dance Gavin Dance - “Calentamiento Global”
Four words we’ve all been thinking since Dance Gavin Dance dropped their highly anticipated album Afterburner: Tilian can speak Spanish!?
Giving the entire Swancore community a jaw-dropping moment with their new experimental track “Calentamiento Global,” in the song, DGD’s brawny frontman shows a little latin flavor with lyrics like “Te adoro, mi reina. Eres la única que veo.” Unsurprisingly, like most Dance Gavin Dance (or should we say Baile Gavin Baile) experiments, the post-hardcore act totally nailed it.
The Back To Basics Award
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The Amity Affliction - Everyone Loves You... Once You Leave Them
The Amity Affliction caught a lot of flack for their experimental 2018 release Misery. While entirely unwarranted as the metalcore vets were just looking to expand their sound, for their 2020 LP Everyone Loves You... Once You Leave Them, the Aussie outfit returned to form with their breakdown-heavy musicianship and brooding lyricism. Still have doubts? How about you give “All My Friends Are Dead” a spin or two.
Skankin’ Pickle Award
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Skatune Network - Ska Goes Emo, Vol. 1
Here’s a fun one. Adding to the list of things we never thought we’d see in 2020, go ahead and add a ska record covering some of your emo favs like My Chemical Romance, Paramore and Blink-182. Already known for his creative covers, Skatune Network really outdid himself this time around with his Ska Goes Emo LP. Who would have guessed you could skank so well to “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)?”
The 2020 Glow-Up Award
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The Word Alive - Monomania
The Word Alive has seen a lot of change over the course of their ten-year career. From 2010′s hard-hitting album Deceiver to this year’s impressive LP Monomania, the band has really grown into who they are today. For the first time, instead of putting out the music they’re expected to release, the Arizona act really stepped out of their comfort zone and dropped the music they wanted to make resulting in one of this year’s freshest and best so far.
Chocolate Covered Cranberries Award
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Four Year Strong - Brain Games
For five long grueling years, we went without new music from easycore noisemakers Four Year Strong. This February, that all changed with the release of the band’s killer seventh studio album Brain Pain. Bringing the guitar-lead heaviness fans have come to love over the years along with their infectious pop-punk-leaning songwriting, Four Year Strong’s new record is the perfect balance of sour and sweet -- like chocolate covered cranberries! Who’s hungry?
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The Wedding Singer
Summary: You are an up-and-coming singer and songwriter who is thriving in the wedding singer business. When you find yourself singing for your former best friend Samantha Perez and not-so-former crush Yuta Nakamoto, shit really hits the fan.
Multi-part series: Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4
Part 1
Word Count: 4,000 words
Being a wedding singer in Miami, Florida was no simple feat, you thought to yourself. There was no one quite like a picky bride. But a picky bride and groom? That was another challenge in itself.
Especially on this specific day. April 29, 2019. You were meeting your clients in their lavish home in Brickell. Everything was very pristine but cold. You felt like you were in a homey clinic.
“Y/N, it’s so nice to meet you!” A young woman rejoiced when she welcome you inside. “Thank you so much for seeing us on such short notice. I’m Renee Torres.” Renee was the one who contacted the agency.
“It’s nice to meet you! My manager told me this was an opportunity I couldn’t pass up so here I am!” You felt a little more at ease with meeting a friendly bridesmaid. Thankfully, she wasn’t catty like other bridesmaids you’ve had to interact with. “Fantastic, if you’ll just follow me.” Renee led you into the living room.
“Sam. Yuta. This is Y/N!” Renee left you with the couple.
Your heart fell when you heard her name.
And his.
Holy mother of God. Samantha Perez.
And Yuta Nakamoto.
“Y/N!” Your former friend Samantha Perez stood up from her loveseat and hugged you. “How long has it been? Eight years?”
“Oh my God, Samantha,” You said as you lost whatever oxygen you had left in that second.
“Y/N,” Yuta said as he joined you and Samantha. “It’s so great to see you.”
And there he was. The boy of your dreams. Well, no longer a boy. But still possessed that boyish charm that wrapped everyone around his little finger. Yuta Nakamoto was a star basketball player even when he was in middle school. You always hid behind your group of friends when you all went to every one of his home games. You drew the line at traveling to his away games, unless it was a championship.
Yuta was always beautiful. A radiant smile from the very first day you met. He was always kind to you in every class you’ve ever shared. He’d lend you a pencil on the very rare occasion when you were the one asking for one. He danced with you at homecoming when no one had asked you and you were very near the point of crying all the way home, feeling sorry for yourself. He bought you a rose every year on Valentine’s Day.
Well, he did that for every one of his female friends back then. But still. He didn’t have to do that.
But that was Yuta. The nicest “could’ve been a dick because he’s hot and popular but was not” guy.
As for Samantha, she was always beautiful, too. With her flawless makeup and fantastic bone structure. Her excellent sense of fashion. Heels that could you me neatly in the heart if she kicked you to the ground . Samantha also went to every one of Yuta’s basketball games with you and your friends, you recalled. However, once sophomore year started, she dipped and started hanging out exclusively with the popular kids. She did a complete 180 with you and until this day, you never understood why.
So eventually you stopped wondering.
Until today.
Once Samantha released you from her vise-like grip, Yuta hugged you and your throat went completely dry. He smelled just as amazingly as you remembered. Woodsy mixed with his cologne that he’d used since high school.
When Yuta released you, you said, “Congratulations to you both.” Very convincing, Y/N. Hopefully, they let you leave after singing a song and decide to go in a different direction so you never have to see them again.
“Thank you, Y/N,” Samantha said as she sidehugged Yuta. She was really rubbing it in your face. Especially since she knew you were in love with him for the longest time. Even before she was. Samantha may have crushed on Yuta like the rest of your friend group had. But she had many boyfriends throughout high school. But never Yuta.
“I had no idea you sang, Y/N,” Yuta said, looking particularly interested in you.
“She was spectacular in the junior year talent show,” Samantha nearly purred in his ear. She was massaging his chest. You had to fight yourself from cringing outwardly.
That wasn’t a compliment. Samantha was toying with me. We were supposed to be having a business conversation but Samantha was talking to Yuta like she was ready to rip his clothes off. And it would increase her libido if she did it in front of me.
You shivered.
“Are you cold, Y/N?” Yuta asked. For someone who was clearly getting seduced in front of a third person, he was awfully attentive.
You shook your head. “No, I’m fine, thanks.”
He smiled. Fuck you, Nakamoto. I know you don’t know the effect you have on people, especially me. And that pisses me off.
Samantha began, “Well, Y/N. Renee sent you a list of songs that we’re interested in having performed at the ceremony as well as the reception. So I would like to hear a song from each selection.”
You gulped. You’ve always dreamed of serenading Yuta when you finally had the courage. You thought the chance passed you by. But now that you had a chance, it was too late.
Samantha and Yuta sat back down on the loveseat. Samantha motioned for you to start.
“Which song did you pick from the ceremony list?” She asked.
“Let’s Stay Together by Al Green,” you replied.
Yuta’s big smile reappeared. He really needed to quit it or else you were going to place your head under a faucet and let cold water run over your head.
Samantha said, “Begin at anytime.”
So you did. You took a deep breath. Released. Closed your eyes and gave it to them acapella.
You stopped after the first chorus. Yuta jumped out of his seat and clapped. Samantha clapped politely from her seat.
“Y/N, your voice is incredible. You’re hired!” Yuta said as he took your hands.
You tried to hold onto his praise and not the fact that he was holding your freakin’ hands.
Samantha got up from her seat. You removed yourself from Yuta’s grasp. Samantha said, “Sweetie, I would like her to sing a song from the reception playlist and then we can discuss it.”
Yuta shot her a look. If you didn’t know any better, you’d say he looked to be in disbelief.
Enjoy being married to that, Yuta. God help you.
“Okay,” you said, “I’ll sing Yours by Ella Henderson.” As much as you detested Samantha, she had the same taste in music as you and you had to give her high praise for her song selection.
As you sang again, you felt more confident. You felt secure and powerful. You had a gift to share with the world, you told yourself. And if Samantha didn’t see that, she could fuck off. You could sing at as many weddings as you wanted. And hopefully, someday, score a recording and songwriting contract.
When you finished once again with the chorus, Yuta turned right over to Samantha. “There’s no question. She’s the one.”
Not the right choice of words, Yuta. I winced.
Samantha sighed. “Of course, she is. Y/N, you’re hired.”
;;
Jungwoo was cackling across from you at the cafe table. He couldn’t stop. Johnny cringed but you knew he was fighting the laughter that would escape him at any second.
“Jungwoo...it’s not that funny,” you groaned.
Johnny caved. “Are you kidding me? It’s hilarious. Yuta is getting married to that she-demon?”
“Yes,” you replied.
“Yuta was always smart. He took AP Physics with us!” Johnny protested.
“Booksmart doesn’t always translate to lifesmart. If that’s even a word…” You should propose it to Webster’s Dictionary.
“Dude, you must’ve felt like your heart was being RIPPED out of your chest and stomped on the ground. For hours. To the rhythm of a Cascada song. That intensely.” Jungwoo was always so profound.
And merciless.
“Well, It’s been eight years so thankfully, I only cried once since the meeting,” you answered.
Mind you, the meeting was yesterday afternoon.
“So you’re going to do it?” Jungwoo asked.
“Why not? They’re paying me a fortune.”
“Samantha has it out for you to this day,” Johnny warned.
“Oh, I know. But...the more I thought about it...she’d want me to run and hide. I mean, she’ll also want to see me squirm at her wedding. A present no one else can give her but me. My pain and suffering.”
“Why go through with it? Why are you letting her torture you-oh God, you think Yuta will change his mind and run away with you? Oh honey bunches…” Jungwoo took my hands in his. Uh oh…he only threw “honey bunches” out when I was being truly pitiful.
You smacked him. “Don’t be silly. Yuta and I are never going to happen. We were and always will be platonic. He’s an undeniable flirt and too nice for his own good. That’s something Samantha will have to deal with. But me? I’m going to sing my ass off and make everyone cry like they’ve never cried before. I’m not going to let Samantha get to me.”
Much.
Johnny frowned. “I hope you’re right…”
“Sometimes I gotta be. And this is one of those cases in which I am!”
“Alright alright...Let’s change the subject.” Jungwoo scratched his blonde coconut head.
You smiled. “How’s it going with Vanessa these days?”
He blushed while Johnny chuckled. “She’s great, Y/N. She’s the first girl who has ever laughed at my jokes without a hidden agenda.”
“And how can you tell?” Johnny asked. He gave me a knowing smile as he directed that question to our friend.
“Because I walked her to her apartment and she cooked me dinner and then sent me off.” Jungwoo had a daydreaming look on his face. He was smitten.
“And you weren’t upset about that?” You asked.
“Not at all. I want to take it slow.”
You cooed. “Our little Jungwoo is finally becoming a man.” You, Johnny, and Jungwoo befriended each other during your stint of musical theater at the University of Miami. It was yours and Johnny’s senior year and Jungwoo’s freshman year back then. Three years later, Jungwoo was a senior now. Johnny was a producer, working at DC Records, a very affluent label in the States. You were very proud of your friends.
They were still idiots, though, and that made you feel even more fond of them.
“Okay okay next topic,” Jungwoo demanded.
You sighed. “Well, Samantha is so anal that she’s choreographed her entire wedding.”
Johnny and Jungwoo frowned at each other in confusion.
“Which means I’m going to every rehearsal, even if I’m not ‘performing’ the entire time,” you said.
“You sure it’s not Yuta who enjoys a good musical number?” Johnny chuckled.
“Yuta, as perfect as he may be, is no dancer,” you answered.
“I seem to remember you raving about how Yuta was an amazing dancer after Homecoming junior year,” Johnny delivered that sucker punch.
High school you had a big mouth. “But then we saw his Cupid Shuffle senior year.”
Jungwoo begged, “Send that video my way, please. I gotta see what is so special about this Yuta Watanabe.”
You and Johnny corrected him, “Nakamoto.”
Jungwoo shrugged. “Whatever.”
;;
A week had passed since you were hired by Yuta and Samantha. Today was the first day of rehearsal for the ceremony AND the reception. The rehearsal space was at the Brickell City Centre Ballroom. The ceilings ran high with diamond chandeliers. The dance floor stretched far and wide. Although the tables were covered, you already knew you would love to have your own wedding here. It probably cost a fortune.
The irony? This wasn’t the venue for the happy couple’s wedding.
There were over 50 people present. Most likely, some of them were dancers while the rest was the wedding party. You recognized some of your high school classmates. Although you weren’t particularly chummy with any of them, you still greeted each other.
Samantha got up on the stage and spoke into the microphone. “Alright folks, we’ll get started in ten minutes. In the meantime, feel free to grab some water bottles and snacks!”
Maybe Samantha could be redeemed. You walked over to the snack table. Your heart almost stopped when you nearly tripped on your wedge. Oh for God’s sake...Please don’t let me fall.
You almost did but someone grabbed you before you kissed the floor. You awkwardly clung onto a stranger as he dipped you. You two looked like you were in a freeze frame of a tango.
You looked up into the brown eyes of your savior and your body temperature reached astronomical levels. His eyes and even his eyebrows were sharp, making his face all the more striking. His black hair tickled your right shoulder.
“Oh my God I am so sorry! Thank you for catching me.” You rambled as you regained your balance and let him go.
He asked, “Are you okay? You seem panicked.”
So much for thinking you had it together.
“I’m okay, I promise,” you reassured him.
He lifted an eyebrow and it was the most attractive thing you’d ever seen. “If you say so. I’m Taeyong, by the way. The best man.” He offered his hand.
You shook his hand a little too enthusiastically. “Oh, hi. I’m Y/N. The wedding singer.”
“Oh, so you’re the infamous Y/N.”
“Oh dear God…what did Samantha say about me?” Yeah, you were panicked.
Taeyong chuckled. “Nothing. Yuta’s the one who wouldn’t stop talking about your voice.”
You blushed at yourself for jumping to conclusions and being in the presence of this man. “Oh.”
Taeyong said, “I can’t wait to hear you for myself.”
You gulped. It was the way he said it. You didn’t know if everything that he said came off so sensually or if it was all in your head.
;;
Rehearsals were in full swing. The wedding party was practicing their ceremonial entrance. The bridesmaids and groomsmen were paired up. Maid of honor Renee was paired up with Taeyong. He had an effect on everyone, it seemed, because Renee was almost to the point of melting.
Renee told you that you would be able to leave in the next hour after your rehearsal to the ceremonial entrance. The wedding party and the others would scrutinize you, then. Including the best man. And suddenly, all of the nerves hit you.
No, Y/N. These are clients. They don’t know anything about you and if they did, they would remember your Jesse McCartney phase and that you took very meticulous notes in every class you had together. That was that. None of them cared about how you liked Yuta. Everyone liked Yuta. There was even a waitlist to ask Yuta out in high school. So what made you stand out from the other girls? You were just a nice girl from high school, okay? Now show them who you grew up to be.
You got up on the stage and stood up at the mic, having pre arranged the songs with the sound guy. You were waiting to get approval from Samantha that Johnny perform piano and guitar with you, come wedding day.
It was just you and the microphone. And surprisingly, this was the first time you weren’t anticipating Yuta’s reaction.
Samantha and Yuta approved your cover of “Let’s Stay Together” that they decided that you would perform it during the ceremonial entrance.
The instrumental began. You sang the first verse. “I’m...I’m so in love with you. Whatever you want to do...is alright with me…”
You didn’t know what it was that happened to you when you sang. You just kind of transformed into the version of yourself you wished you could always be. Jungwoo told you that you turned into a seductress when you sang. Johnny said that you should own who you were and never look back.
You liked to close your eyes when you sang so you could really get into the song. But you chose to make eye contact with Taeyong since he was a stranger and in that moment you found it easiest to interact with him. Plus, you wanted him to know that you were interested and see if you really were a seductress.
Might as well shoot your shot.
When the song ended, you were overwhelmed by the roaring applause and you smiled. They could call you Miss Colgate Optic White with how big your smile was that moment. Taeyong was grinning right at you. You only noticed that he had moved closer to the stage. There was a little girl right beside him. She had wavy blonde hair and brown eyes.
She looked a lot like Samantha.
Samantha gave you a thumbs up and motioned for you to leave the stage. That was it for today. Thank the Lord. You went to grab your purse and water bottle when the little girl surprised you and only stared at you.
“Hi…” You said carefully.
The little girl took this as a cue to let it all out. “Oh my God, you are amazing. You are better than Leona Lewis, Ariana Grande, Alicia Keys, and Adele combined. And you’re pretty like a princess.”
The little girl couldn’t have been more than seven years old. She was adorable and very enthusiastic. Her words warmed your heart. “Thank you. Nah, I wouldn’t say that. But I do want to be a singer like them. Someday.”
The little girl’s mouth opened. “Please. That would be awesome! I’m Sonya!”
“It’s nice to meet you, Sonya. I’m Y/N.”
“Y/N, will you marry my brother?” She asked.
Well, that was a shock. You laughed. “Who’s your brother?” It sounded like you were entertaining the possibility of marrying her brother.
“Taeyong!” Sonya yelled.
Wait.
Taeyong, you realized, hadn’t been that far away from you and Sonya during your little exchange. He approached you. Sonya wrapped herself around one of his legs. “This is my big brother, Taeyong.”
“We’ve met, Sonya,” Taeyong said as he smiled fondly down at his sister and met your gaze with that same expression.
“She is perfect for you,” Sonya said, “I know he’s a neat freak and very very bossy but he’s a great guy. I think his plushie collection is pretty cool, too. Do you like plushies, Y/N?”
Taeyong gaped at his sister. You giggled.
“A plushie collection, huh?” You teased.
“He has Piplup and Pikachu and Rilakkuma, too,” Sonya bragged. “He would buy you a lot of plushies, Y/N. So please marry him.”
“Sonya, why do you want me to get married so badly?” Taeyong asked.
Sonya sighed. “Because Sam is getting married. And I want you to be happy, too.”
Wait a minute. What did Samantha have to do with this?
“Wait, how do you know Samantha, Sonya?” You couldn’t hide the frown on your face.
“She’s my sister, Y/N. She is my sister from Mommy and Taeyong is my brother from Daddy,” Sonya said. She definitely said this a lot.
You couldn’t conceal your shock.
“Y/N? Are you okay? You look like you saw a ghost,” Taeyong said, concerned.
“You and Samantha…” You began.
“Step-siblings. Sonya is our half-sister,” Taeyong explained.
How did you not know about this?
“Oh.” That was all you could muster.
“So what do you say, Y/N?” Sonya asked. “Will you give my brother a chance?” Sonya looked so hopeful and kind and radiant.
You started to see the resemblance to Samantha. The wide-eyed dreamy expression she used to have when you were in primary school. The giggly and teasing lilt in her voice. Her laugh most of all.
“Sonya, leave Y/N alone,” Taeyong said.
Sonya pouted. “Fine. But I’ll try again next time. And the time after that. And the time after that. You are coming to the next practice, right Y/N?”
You nodded.
“Good!” Sonya smiled. “There’s hope! Bye Y/N!” Sonya ran off to Yuta. Yuta scooped Sonya off the ground and spun her in circles.
“Y/N?” Taeyong asked cautiously.
You looked at him. “Samantha and I were friends. A long time ago.”
“Really?” He raised his eyebrows.
“It...didn’t end well.”
“But if that were true, why are you here?” He asked.
“Good point. There’s a lot of reasons I can think of.”
“Like?” Taeyong wasn’t hiding his intrigue.
“Please don’t laugh.”
“Now you know if you start off with that...There’s a guarantee that I will laugh,” he said.
“That is so true.” You sighed and continued. “She and Yuta hired me because...I clearly don’t suck at what I do.”
“Oh, definitely not.” Taeyong gave you a deep, meaningful look. Like he had more to say.
You gulped. “And Samantha probably wanted to throw it in my face that she was marrying Yuta.”
“You know Yuta?” He asked. A trace of disappointment was on his face. It was almost as if he knew where this was going.
“We all went to school together up until high school. Samantha and I were chapter members of the Yuta Nakamoto fan club.”
He asked, “Wait, that was an actual club? I thought Yuta’s high school friends were bluffing.”
“There wasn’t an actual club. There may as well have been. The waiting list to date Yuta was very real, though.”
He raised an eyebrow. “Were you on the waiting list?”
You laughed. “Hell, no. I didn’t think I had the right to be.” You regretted saying that last sentence. Your low self-esteem from high school was coming back in waves.
He glared, his jawline very prominent in that second. “Is that so?”
“I...have no idea why I’m telling you all of this but...don’t look too much into it. I’m just here to do my job.” And then go home and have some green apple sangria to numb the pain.
“You...don’t still like him, do you?” Taeyong asked. “Yuta?”
You winced. “Do you want me to lie?”
“Nope.”
“I kinda still do. But it’s been years since I’ve seen Samantha and Yuta. I don’t know who they are now. I never really knew Yuta in high school, either. We weren’t that close of friends.”
Taeyong still looked annoyed.
“What’s with that look?” You asked.
“I was going to ask you out...but now with the truth out…I’m not so sure.”
Your jaw dropped. Someone was going to have to help you pick it up off the ground. “Wait, what?”
“From the moment you grabbed a chocolate chip cookie, I’ve been trying to get up the nerve to ask you out. And then I caught you before you fell. And then you sang. And then it was really over for me.” Taeyong moved closer to you.
You didn’t want anyone to be suspicious of you and Taeyong. After the bomb dropped that Taeyong was Samantha’s brother, you were even more on your toes.
“Taeyong…” You didn’t know what to say. He felt a spark, just like you did. Who knew your clumsiness could work in your favor?
“If you’re still into Yuta…” Taeyong said.
You interjected. “Taeyong, I’m attracted to Yuta. But do I like him enough to really say I like him? Even love him? No.”
Taeyong put his hands in his pants pockets, waiting.
“Taeyong, we just met. I think we still need to get to know each other before we entertain the idea of a date.” You couldn’t believe you were saying this. Did the fact that Samantha was his sister now deter you at all?
His somberness faded completely. “Really?”
“Yes,” you said.
“Okay, well how about a movie tonight?” He didn’t waste anytime.
“What were you thinking of watching?” Please say horror. Please say horror. Please say horror.
“I’ve been wanting to see The Conjuring 3...Are you into scary movies?” He asked, hopeful.
It was as if the Lord smiled down upon you at that second.
Well, that day, the Lord smiled down upon you. Multiple times.
Part 2 (Coming Soon)
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I posted 1,089 times in 2022
That's 896 more posts than 2021!
284 posts created (26%)
805 posts reblogged (74%)
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I tagged 926 of my posts in 2022
Only 15% of my posts had no tags (oops)
#ri rambles - 305 posts
#ri answers - 137 posts
#rip - 100 posts
#ri writes - 93 posts
#edward nygma - 89 posts
#the riddler - 87 posts
#finnie writes - 70 posts (💚💚💚)
#fanart - 61 posts
#finnie 💚 - 41 posts (💚💚💚💚 ilysm can't you tell)
#dc comics - 41 posts
Longest Tag: 99 characters
#but i will literally try to compensate by knowing everything there is to know about its development
(rip this was me explaining how I'm a fan of video games despite my lack of capability to play them)
Keep Reading for my Top Posts of 2022, it was getting really long lmao
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Riddlers Reacting to Reader Wearing A “TikTok” Dress
A/N: okay so a few things:
1) This was one of my first original ideas for headcanons when I first decided to write fanfics again, so I’m excited to feel confident enough to write it rip (this is also one of the more self indulgent ideas I’ve had so bare with me)
2) Heidi Lavon owns my tiktok, so it’s my job to bless you with her content here’s her in the dress:
3) It’s called the Carmen Dress and it has a $300 price tag on god save queens
4) As I mentioned this is 100% self indulgent, so sorry for ALL the errors, this idea has been brewing in my mind for months until I couldn’t hide it anymore, so if it reads like rambles…that’s why lol
( Also, I mention it in only one or two headcanons, but ALL these bastards would ask if it comes in green (unfortunately it doesn’t but I’ll be damned if a couple these guys won’t try and make it happen) also this all takes place in private)
Trigger Warnings: heavy suggestiveness (I mean...look at the dress) and strong language (I have a sailor mouth, sorry not sorry)
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#4
How our Riddleboys react to their asses getting slapped? Not like in a sex way. Just reader casually walks past and gives them a good ol’ smack on the ass to flirt in a silly way.
A/N: hehe…hehehe…sorry this request gave me the giggles for the longest time lmao. If this isn’t some shit I’d do hehe
How The Riddlers React to Having Their Asses Slapped
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148 notes - Posted December 14, 2022
#3
hi if its fine with you id like to request riddler with an artsy s/o and like theyre suffering artblock so they do a painting of him (he finds it sweet)
can be any riddler of ur choice and i also prefer gender neutral but if u end up writing fem i dont mind!
have a good night/day
-anon
A/N: aahhh that’s meee…this request resonates with me so well as an artist that suffers from art block or a chronic victim of endless reference scrolling to where I get lost saving references for everything but what I was looking for rip…only for me to settle and just draw Eddie from different media lol. And I'm so sorry ahead of time this got ridiculously long, I got really carried away and was having so much fun with the idea rip. So sorry for the length!
Riddlers React to Reader’s Art of Him:
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152 notes - Posted November 10, 2022
#2
I know Arkhamverse has trauma from being strangled, but I always want to kiss EVERY SINGLE RIDDLER on his neck! And that got me thinking... So I have to ask, how do the Riddlers feel about their necks? Like are any of them sensitive? Ticklish? Are any against their neck being touched? Do any love when their s/o goes for their neck?
A/N: okay but anon…how…how did you know I'm an absolute sucker for neck kisses?? Both giving and receiving?? Decided to go more headcanons this route, hope that's all right anon!
Neck Kisses with the Riddlers
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174 notes - Posted December 7, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Hey this was me who wanted a whole fic for this scenario for the bottom line "go be pretty over there away from me" could u do it thank u
A/N: I’m writing this at like 4 am cause I can’t sleep, so if this goes down later tomorrow I'm heavily editing it rip but hey at least I get to practice writing for other rogues that pique my interest! I hope I do them justice. This is another shot of just my own generalized takes on them (albeit I've been watching BTAS again, so they may seem softer than normal rip), and still no Joker sorry not sorry and most of these ended up being fluffier than I intended oop. Special thanks to @like-rain-or-confetti for supporting my ramblings in the tags of my reblogs lol
Batman Rogues x Reader - Yes, You’re Pretty…Now GO AWAY
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264 notes - Posted October 20, 2022
I’m genuinely surprised at all I was able to accomplish after taking a break from fandom and then kinda coming back full speed in September. I can’t even begin to imagine what the rest of this year would’ve turned out had I decided not to throw my hat in the ring. If I decided to just go ahead and post my first story, I wouldn’t nearly be as happy as a creator and I’m so grateful every day for the friends that I have made and continue to make on this platform.
Thank you guys so much for everything.
Here’s to 2023!
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Things I’m most familiar with!
ALWAYS BEING UPDATED
Here is a list of things I’m most familiar with and am able to write about! I have certain sections that include fandoms etc., these are just some baseline ideas that you can go off of to send in a request. A lot of these can be used for story lines and the characters are interchangeable. Meaning, you can use DIFFERENT characters for DIFFERENT story lines, and visa versa. :) One again, if you are confused about anything feel free to send in an ask! I’ll link all of my different stuff down bellow!
Master List
Rules
Ask/Requests
FANDOMS = Movie/T.V show based!
MCU > ☆ Not very familiar with the comics but I do have a soft spot for Loki and Peter Parker ☆
DC Universe > ☆ I’m a bit rusty on this BUT I can always try!! I’m most familiar with Teen Titans and The Young Justice League☆
Honobono Log > ☆ One of the shortest and most wholesome animes I’ve ever see, recommend if you haven’t seen it!! ☆
Miraculous Ladybug > ☆ The characters are underage therefore I won’t be doing any nsfw for any of them. UNLESS YOU ASK TO AGE THEM UP, but it still makes me feel a bit weird lol.
Kiss Him not Me > ☆ THIS SILLY ANIME changed my life. I’ve only seen the anime and not read the manga but the characters are quite silly and shippable so I can write for them!
Hotarubi no mori e > ☆ Literally sobbed after watching this beautiful movie, recommend if you haven’t watched it. I’ll definitely be writing about this eventually, but if you have any specific requests of some sort feel free to ask!
Attack on Titan > VERY ACTION BASED AND DRAMATIC, right up my alley!! I haven’t read the manga but I’m caught up with the ongoing season 3 arc so feel free to ask!
Your Lie in April > ☆Another heart breaking anime, I just can’t get enough of these! The characters are great and well-written! Send in any writing ideas!
Yuri! On Ice > ☆Classic fan service in a good way, love these characters and their chemistry! ☆
The Vampire Diaries > ☆I’ve seen it all up to season 6, and the last episode of season 8. I’ll be honest, I’m a Stelena stan SORRY BUT STELENA STOLE MY HEART FROM THE BEGINNING!! ☆
Harry Potter > ☆I’ve only seen the movies, sorry guys! But I’ll definitely read the books soon!! Don’t think I don’t know about the character’s history, I’ve done my research! ☆
Death Note > ☆Classic angsty sadish anime, characters are pretty good, have a soft spot for angsty anime ☆
Sweeney Todd > ☆OKAY SO I CAN EXPLAIN>>>> Love the deception and music of this. This honestly isn’t really something I would write about but I have a few ideas! ☆
FANDOMS = Otome(ish) Mobile/Computer Games
Mystic Messenger > ☆THIS GAME MESSED UP MY SLEEP SCHEDULE REALLY BAD BUT I STILL LOVE IT VERY MUCH!! I’ve played all routes and secret endings, minus V’s and Saeran’s after endings. ☆
The Arcana > ☆I’ve played all routes so far and know quite a lot about the characters! Biggest softie for Juian & Lucio ☆
Ikemen Sengoku > ☆ It really has been awhile since I’ve played this game, BUT it’s still very good may be a bit cheesy but I’m a softy. Love Nobunaga ☆
Mr. Love: Queen’s Choice > ☆ Just started playing this and WOW it’s fun, love it!! I have a soft spot for all four boys but although Victor seems a bit of an ass sometimes, he melts my heart. OH AND LUCIEN IS HELLA SMOOTH MAKES ME BLUSH!! ☆
Monster Prom > ☆OH BOY!! So many endings, so many characters, GOSH SO MUCH! Biggest softie for Liam and Damien, hipster vampire and rebellious demon, love them both! ☆
Dangerous Fellows > ☆OKAY APOCALYPTIC LOVE STORIES ARE PROBLEMATIC IN THE REAL WORLD BUT WHEN IT COMES TO OTOME STYLE GAMES IT’S A CLASSIC WINNER! I have a soft spot for Lawrence. ☆
FANDOMS = WebToons
Days of Hana > ☆Caught up with the unpaid chapters cause I can’t afford to pay and read ahead. BUT LOVE THE DYNAMIC BETWEEN HANA AND HARU!! Story line wise, it’s really good and I’m in love with both the artist and writer!! ☆
Eggnoid > ☆BEAUTIFUL ART AND STORY LINE! The ships in this are just, WOW!! I love Eggy and Ran, however there are about three boys I ship Ran with! ☆
Bastard > ☆INTENSE!! This WebToon is realllyyy good and dramatic and gory and just--WOW! Might as well be a movie! ☆
Orange Marmalade > ☆Another comic from the writer of Days of Hana, BEAUTIFUL ONCE AGAIN AND THE MESSAGE BEHIND THIS IS JUST INCREDIBLE!!
Dragonork > ☆More of an action-packed comic, with a pretty good intense and plot twists.
Sithrah > ☆ CUTE AND BITTERSWEET WEBTOON!! Action packed but sweet with some good plot twists and likeable characters.
Nothing Special > ☆ CUTEST COUPLE EVER!! They’re so dorky and magical together, they deserve the world ☆
STORY LINE IDEAS
Beauty and the Beast > ☆ This is a classic story line, can be used for any ship or fandom if I’m being honest. ☆
Domestic story lines = Honobono Log > ☆ I know I added this to my fandom list BUT THE WHOLESOMENESS IN EACH 2 MINUTE EPISODE IS ADORABLE AND JUST AHHH!!!!! They’re more domestic and cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ☆
Will Grayson, Will Grayson Story line > This is a pretty good book. It’s more of like,,,, two characters (with the same/similar names) spontaneously meet and give each other advice and kind of become friends. It’ a good book! ☆
Coming of Age = The Perks of Being a Wallflower > ☆ Good book and movie with a growing of age story line! The Edge of 17 is really good too☆
Sad traumatic accident > ☆ If you’ve read If I stay or watched the movie, you’ll get the gist of the sad and traumatic car accident type of story line. Recommend reading both books!
I also really like the whole “I’m a superhero, and I like someone who isn’t a hero!” combined with another person who is working with hero A, not knowing they both know each other in real life--- like Miraculous Ladybug, really creative story line.
Romeo and Juliet > ☆CLASSIC SAD AND DRAMATIC STAR-CROSSED LOVERS STORY LINE, I’m a softy for this kind of stuff.
The Count of Monte Cristo > ☆ A story of revenge and wealth--- ruining people’s lives and getting back at them for what they did to you years ago never felt so good! (Okay, but the book is amazing, movie SUCKED ASS IM SORRY BUT I HATED IT!) ☆
Harrison Bergeron/2081 > ☆ Okay so,,,, explaining this is kind of difficult BUT basically, people are being brainwashed and only SOME CHARACTER becomes aware and tries to get others to become conscious of this to only have their plans kind of go to waste--- BE CREATIVE!! (It’s on YouTube btw) ☆
BE CREATIVE AND DON’T BE AFRAID TO ASK!!! I may have left some things out!
#storylines#fandoms#count of monte cristo#the arcana#the arcana game#mystic messenger#MCU#dc universe#teen titans#the young just#the vampire diaries#stelena#webtoon#sweeney todd#honobono log#miraculousladybug#harry potter#kiss him not me#hotarubi no mori e#attack on titan#your lie in april#Yuri on ice#death note#ikemen sengoku#mr love queens choice
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Man Of Steel Review
Why yes I'm making a review. I'm gonna keep this professional and have been thinking of also copying this to DeviantArt. So if your reading this on DeviantArt so yeah man. But yeah I've decided to watch this film now. It's been years since I've seen it fully. Back in 2013 in theaters. Yeah I'm gonna do an intro a bit explaining what's going on. Also I've been wanting to make more detailed and professional reviews for some time. I'm just saying I really focused on this film a bit along with that I was pacing back and forth when the credits were rolling trying to gather my thoughts. Now I'll say this. For some time I've been rethinking and I honestly like Zack Snyder who's the director of this film. Including the upcoming Batman V Superman Dawn Of Justice which I'll watch soon. Also in November Justice League but cause of events of why he was replaced. To be honest and I won't get into that part of why he left. Yet it saddened me quite a bit. Including that week was really depressing. It made me rethink a bit about how I felt about his DC films. I was fine with Man Of Steel and think it could improve upon. While BVS I had troubles with. So with the extended cut now available. Really I've been rethinking. Including stupid silly shit like to be perfectly honest I feel like a younger Zack Snyder. Also the fact I've even considered him just imagine him making a Sonic movie, or Godzilla film, even Transformers but I feel I don't wanna mention that stupid movie franchise. Because compared to Michael Bay. I feel with Zack Snyder the man has ideas, he wants to tell a good story, he tries. But at times the way they are presented aren't the best. Including I like his style of film making. But I agree he's more of a visual director then a story teller. Also I've been a bit off set about Disney and Marvel Studios with their MCU. Nothing against them they've made good and great films. Yet I feel with DC they are going with a direction I like and also some risks. Yes some Marvel films are dark with some stuff I'm not saying it's all jokes. But just I like what the DCEU or DC cinematic universe for trying to be different. Also I've been taking a liking to DC quite a bit. Along with the silly fact I'm angry being like fuck you Disney for cancelling Wander Over Yonder. Seriously great show deserves more seasons, fine Save WOY shit. But yeah I'm sorry if this has been long. Yet I've been wanting to give these films a retry. Are they as good or whatever when I'm thinking about them. Let's find out. Man Of Steel. To be honest I'm gonna say I liked it. In a way maybe I like it a lot man. Including such as the themes that the film focuses on in parts about the idea of choice, and becoming what you want to be, and what you can greater be. I'm gonna spoil stuff in this. Be warned because I'm gonna spoil some major parts of the story. Including about critics. Mainly throughout the maybe first two half's of the film. With the focus on the themes of wanting to be something greater, becoming your own person, making your own choices. Along with well striving to be better and this being the focus of Clark Kent Kal-El aka Superman. The last half I did like. Yet honestly the themes are still there. Including with Zod mentioning of how he is. Yet it kind of becomes a different thing. But it's still enjoyable. In fact as the movie goes on. It's a bit slow, and I was really trying to focus. But yeah slow at the start but as the movie goes on it becomes better and more entertaining. Honestly their are some nice sweet moments I liked before well it got a bit more intense. Even between some parts. What I mean is moments where it's Clark with his family. During certain parts such as with his mother. Which I find to be some nice parts that bring up emotion a bit. They are just these quiet moments I like. I'll talk about some of the characters. Such as Henry Cavill as Clark Kent Kal-El aka Superman. While being a bit more serious. I honestly like him. Despite not being able to work with a whole lot. He does give a good performance. Along with the story about him trying to find out who he really is and him being an outcast. The way he's reacting I feel is reasonable. Including asking questions. Also the fact like people have said when talking about this film when defending it. It's a less experienced Superman. We watch him go on this journey of self discovering and him trying to help save the planet. Including I honestly seem to like the scene with him going to the church for advice. Really I like this version. Also seriously I like Superman I'm not the biggest fan. But I feel this Superman is one I think we can go along with. Including the idea and this may have been done before about him feeling like an outcast and wanting to feel like where he belongs. Along with doing the right thing. I feel Henry Cavill can be a great Superman. If you give him more material. Really I see potential. For this it was just the start. I like what I saw. Now for Amy Adams as Lois Lane. I felt she did a good job. Including just I'm not the biggest fan of Lois Lane. Really what she worked with again I think she does a good job. Along with some moments like people have mentioned she's tired of people's shit. The girl can take care of herself. But now about her chemistry with Henry Cavill. Really I don't mind them. Including at times I feel they can work well with each other. But again like I said with Henry Cavill, they don't work with much more. I feel they could of done better. But I feel their relationship was okay. But I feel it could be better. So okay I wanna talk about Michael Shannon as General Zod. Now being honest I like the kind of villains where do you understand their reasons. Yet also the ones where they think they are the heroes. Well with Zod's case being breed to be a leader and save his planet. Really I feel he shines throughout the movie. Along with his lines what he says Michael Shannon does a good job with what he's given. I'm guessing he's maybe my most favorite of all the actors in this movie. I'm not saying the others are bad. I feel Zod really shines. Including how far he's able to go to get his goals. Theirs the other ones. Theirs Diane Lane as Martha Kent, Kevin Costner as Johnathan Kent, Lawrence Fishbourne as Perry White, and Russell Crowe as Jor-El. Not gonna name the other ones I remember one name best Christopher Meloni. The other ones are difficult. Also the woman who plays Faoroa sorry Superman fans if I got that wrong. They are do such a great job. Really everyone in their roles did a good job. Along with what they worked with. Some stood out and really I liked them all. They contribute to the story and work well. Didn't mind any of them. Now I'm gonna talk about the action. Honestly the action is really kick ass. The way it's portrayed just how all the Kryptonian's are fighting. It's really awesome. Including it kind of feels rough. Just watching it. Including as the movie goes on. Yet I'm gonna mention this. People have mentioned this too, the camera zoom ups. I don't know if they wanted zoom up for detail. Because I'm thinking maybe that's why. Zooming up to see details up close and at certain times I'm okay with it. Yet at times I'm bothered a bit by it thinking if it was nessacry. Because it just bothersome. It's just that one thing at times that bothered me as the film went on. At times I was okay with, other times I felt like I didn't like it cause it's well bothersome. Now the score. Even during the credit the score by Hans Zimmer is fantastic. It goes with each part. Including it's powerful. Along with during some scenes even the last half of the movie mainly the terraforming part. I started to feel a bit emotional. Some shit like my eyes felt watery a bit. I was really trying to get very invested. Because just really the score does a good job capturing the scenes of what they are. They go really good. It just it sucks Hans Zimmer after Batman V Superman Dawn Of Justice heard that he's done making music for comic book films. Because he does a damn good job. Now about well I wanna mention this. The tone and really I'm fine with being a bit more serious. About how would humanity react to a being like Superman. It does work, yet I'm gonna warn you. Throughout a lot of the film it's very serious. Or mainly serious but not that tense. Basically your waiting for a certain moment to come up. I don't mind it. Yet I don't feel like just I like that they are being different from Marvel. Also I freakin loved Wonder Woman that film was amazing it kicked ass. But at times during Man Of Steel you just wanna hope this is my opinion I guess hope something happens. Yet it moments like I said the sweet moments with Clark's family I like. Because it kind of takes a break from the serious story and well takes a break. Also some silly moments or not much. But as the movie gets going it gets more exciting. Such as the fight scenes. I don't mind it. Maybe it's just me I hoped for some more stuff happening. Also I really wanna talk about the ending. Not the exact ending but the part where people were surprised by what happened. The part where Superman kills Zod. Including yeah the Metropolis fight. Again the less experienced Superman and he tried. Also he saved the world. Really it's all cool working and kick ass and was invested in a bit. Mainly of being invested of how the fight was going and how it was showcasing both characters including the talking. But Superman killing Zod. I'm gonna say this I don't mind it. Even from what I heard Christopher Nolan during the making of this film said to Zack to not kill Zod yet Zack decided to do this anyway. But I'm gonna say this I like this risk. Yet how it's portrayed is why I'm okay with it. Including with DC wanting to be different from Marvel and this is quite a risk. The idea of Superman having to do this. Because it gives the idea that not everything can be solved so easily. Such as Jonathan Kent talking about maybe letting the bus full of kids drown but Clark's saves them cause he thinks it's the right thing. It's difficult to find the answer. Including when your son is basically a God like being with these powers. With the idea of Superman killing Zod is something I'm okay with. Because if handled right. Including with the destruction of Metropolis you can have some great character development. The idea they Superman is haunted by this. That he basically killed last of his mind. Also like what Angry Joe said during his review with Nostalgia Critic, Zod basically won. By basically making Superman do something he never wanted to do. Including to set up this concept that people have said your actions have consequences. Something we can learn from and hope we can make a better tomorrow or some shit. I'm fine with the choice. Yet here's why I'm bothered by..........the next scene. I was hoping their would be maybe some time to adjust to it, but no littertly a couple of seconds after that scene. It's legit just Superman acting like nothing happened. It's the scene where he takes down a drone and the funny moment yet I agree with the girl who's a captain says he's hot. Along with Superman telling the general he doesn't wanna be found. The way it's portrayed. I'm bothered by this cause it's a legit few seconds. Really I feel if they had more time and this idea may sound like bullshit even a deleted scene but that doesn't exist. Where it shows Superman actually dealing with the aftermath of what he's just done. Including the destruction of Metropolis. With him then trying to get through it and even some scenes of him helping to restore Metropolis. Yet that might miss up a bit what happens in the next film. But it's an idea I got from a YouTube comment. Also showcasing I'm gonna help the best I can despite everything that happened. Just the way it appears all of a sudden. I honestly like the scene and okay with it. But I feel it's wasted of the aftermath. It's mainly the other thing I have a problem with. Well I feel like their isn't much to say. Also gonna use tags man. Well got that done put Superman twice ha sorry. Yet yeah I'm gonna use the stars rating. I'm gonna rate this movie 4 stars. I liked the movie. Honestly I feel it's a nice start to this DCEU and I feel Warner Bros should of really had that in mind instead of what I heard a trilogy. They should of had a plan for this to be in a DCEU. But I'm glad they are at least sticking with it man. The film gets more exciting as it goes on, everyone does a good job, and it has moments that shine, great action, a great score. Yet it I feel it could of been a bit better. Including with the writing. Did I give oh yeah ha I did four stars man. I'm thinking of watching it well Batman V Superman Dawn Of Justice the ultimate edition on Blu Ray like I watched this on Blu Ray on my PS4. Also during the first half of the movie two updates like Lego Marvel's Avengers finished downloading yes bought that game, and Outlast 2 updates. So hoped to enjoy the review.
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