#sorry this needed to be in-character

[hinamie]

dead man walking

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Fiddauthor divorce arc speedrun <3

After 30 years of searching for his lost brother through demonic rituals and summonings, Ford has become a bit of a notorious demon collector over the years. He's made a LOT of deals with MANY different demons over the years; from minor and harmless little entities to big and powerful overlords. Most of the time, these deals aren't really a one-way situation, so a lot of demons have a strong grip on him just as much as he does on them. It often ends up being a mutual sort of destruction, as in: "I know I'm but a mere mortal trifling with things I couldn't begin to fathom, and I know you will destroy me eventually; but I don't care as long as I get to destroy you too." He just needs to live long enough to find his brother.

The red hands are essentially pieces of himself (his soul, you could say??) that he wields as his method of restraint to the demons he has "tamed" so far. They act as a leash to contain each demons' powers, and he can loosen or tighten his hold on them as much as he wants. The number of hands required to contain a demon really depends on their individual strengths, but 3-4 hands are already very energy consuming.

YES, I gave all of his demons stupid names. SUE ME.

[ionomycin]

archfey warlock

[hampop]

*let’s do favorite OC, not primary. I’m sleep deprived sorry lads.

[ruushes]

a friendly little murder 😊🐦‍⬛🖤🗡️ the crows really said you're going to wear purple leather and you're going to like it

[egophiliac]

But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)

(thank you! :D)

Trein: said 'damn' once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.

Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of "poppycock" and "what the devil" and an occasional "deuces!" (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)

Crowley: doesn't intentionally swear, but every once in a while he'll, like...put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.

it happens often enough that you'd think he's doing it on purpose, except. it's Crowley.

Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else

(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I...I'm sorry)

[noornight]

Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)

Based on this

[wuntrum]

2025 horror pin up calendar!!

print version | digital (/print it yourself) version

a labor of love, truly <3 prepare for the new year with 12 suggestive (and silly) horror characters :) featuring characters from: american psycho, bride of re-animator, the evil dead, hannibal, jason x, frankenhooker, alien, an american werewolf in london, jennifer's body, saw, the thing, and scream! to see the full specs of the calendar, check out the pages above!

[lotus-pear]

these losers again

[clouvu]

Cooking up an older Clervie outfit design so I don't have to keep drawing her looking like her child self but Long

[ninthriven]

Micah-10 & Mihaylova

[irrfahrer]

What was your muse’s first sexual experience? { *hides secret tape recorder* }

By the question a wolfish grin split the Tynnans muzzle like a open wound and she placed her teacup on the cargobox she was sitting on and leaned forward, purring loudly: "Ohhh, I don´t think that any of you could ever kriffing handle the kriffing amazing and kriffing sexy story of my first time! How could I ever risk of letting you indulge in the kriffing spicey details that for sure were not kriffing embarassing, kriffing awkward and kriffing cringy, because for sure every kriffing first time works perfectly and is not totally stupid! I could never dare to spoil you with a totally amazing time that was better than any other time I had had since!", Too dramatically to be serious Ziv placed a small paw on her chest, posing theatralically. She kept her act up exactly half a minute before the young woman bursted out in laughter, grabbed her teacup and took another gulp. The Hangars gates had been locked and closed as the night approached and the pilots had sat down together around a carryable battery-driven on of them had taken along like travlers would sit in old times around a campfire. One of the spacers had brought a bottle of spotchka as blue as the ocean to the group and Ziv had put a kettle with hot, red tea on the transportable oven so the hot, spicey scent soon filled the big, dark hall as if it was the sillage of a campfire. One of the pilots chuckled over Zivs antics and the Tynnan winked at them, before ending her act.

"Okay, yeh not at all sexy or spicy-", she explained rather unfazed and in fact almost bored: "So it happned when I was around fourteen with another Adept named Malkhaz and when I say it, I mean : we sneaked off in our lunchbreak in the sickbay, went to the next kriffing fresher, stemmed our feet against the kriffing door because the fresher couldn´t be locked and tried our best to not slip and crack our skulls like kriffing koja nuts. Around twenthy minutes later of instant panic whenever we heard a kriffing trooper pass by on the corridor we stopped or more exactly he had to stop and almost kriffing squashed me. And with "he had to stop", i kriffing mean- Malkhaz managed to actually do slip in the most stupid way, hit his head bloody on the tiles and was so kriffing groggy that I had to drag him halfnaked through the whole kriffing sickbay to my teacher so she could patch him up. Aren´t you amazed by this kriffing sexiness that for sure was not at all kriffing disappointing and embarassing and definitive a thausand times better than any other time I ever rolled in the bunk?" Ziv rolled her eyes and for a second she actually looked flustered with a red hue rising on the inside of her ears and on her small nose, yet she did not turned away and only laughed in all good humor, almost giggled. She did not regretted the horribly awkward episode in the fresher and she did not regretted having that expierence with Malkhaz. It had been sweet, like a drop of honey on the tounge or like the memory of Malkhaz laughing was sweet. And still in her mind. Then she shruddered, shaking the memory off like a too heavy coat and instead turned to Ben with a smile that showed the sharp edge of her teeth and did not looked soothing at all: "Well than, I showed you mine to have a good laugh, so where's Yours?" and then she added, just a little sweeter, a little lovlier and as sharp as a knife: " If you had one, that is, Benny-cub."

[ @kylo-wrecked ]

[canisalbus]

[bixels]

tarpit site.

[1980shorrorfilm]

shotgun in my mouth the next time i search ellie williams on here and see joel miller smut.