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Cheeto, do you think Wild is chaotic enough to try getting a bokoblin into people clothes? If so, what do you think he would try putting them in?
Hi, taddy <3. this was not a writing prompt. My brain took it as one. By Hylia this WILL be a oneshot. I... ya'll can check it out on Ao3 if you want here. No warnings for this fic other than my own stupidity.
“Wild.”
“Twilight.”
“Wild.” Twilight pinched the bridge of his nose. “How did you manage this? Why would you even...” He let out a frustrated sound, unable to put the situation in front of them into words. He said at last, defeated, “Why?”
“Be-cause, Twi-light,” Wild sang back happily. A huge grin split his face. “It wasn't hard. Bokoblins aren't that vicious, you just gotta be fast. And look, now it's harmless as a puppy.”
The unlucky bokoblin that had become Wild's latest victim stood, stiff and startled, in the center of the abandoned monster camp. Like a shivering dog wearing oversized shoes, it very, very carefully raised a knobby leg to inspect the colorful fabric that poofed out around its waist. When the stiff fabric flared up with the movement, fluttering at the edges, the bokoblin yelped and skittered away. The fabric, of course, followed, and the monster screamed out a horrible, frightened shriek that rang in Twilight's ears. Wild cackled. Behind them, the heroes chuckled and murmured at the sight. They’d planned to take out the straggler as they passed through the monster camp before they settled a little way away for the night. Wild, however, had motioned for them to stay back with his signature “I am up to trouble” expression plastered across his face, and he'd even managed to argue Time down with the assurance that this idea was “super tame, just a little fun, I promise no one gets hurt, and I'll deal with the bokoblin myself.” Twilight just wanted to know why his “tame” ideas somehow included a pink tutu shoved over an unsuspecting monster's head. He didn't even know where Wild could have gotten the article of clothing. “Wild...” Twilight began. “Wild, I don't think that no—”
At that moment, the bokoblin tripped over itself and sprawled into the grass. It paid the heroes and their renewed roaring laughter no mind as it crawled away frantically, beating at the puffed tutu around its waist with its fists. With every hit, the fabric sprung back up into its former shape, frightening the monster further. Finally, the bokoblin went limp on the ground, resigned to its fate. Twilight felt something in his heart twist at the sight of its big, wet pleading eyes turned his way. Even if those eyes belonged to a monster. “Wild,” Twilight said more firmly, over the rest of the heroes' laughter. “This’s cruel. Either kill the poor thing, or let it go. You know better than to torment your enemies. You're a hero—behave like one.”
Some of the heroes stifled their laughter or hid it behind their hands, but Wild didn't even try to act ashamed. He delightedly cackled in Twilight's face and flung his hands out in challenge. “You're welcome to try to take it off yourself, Mr. Hero.”
Twilight stared Wild down, willing him with all of his being to back off before they got into a fight in front of the whole Chain. Wild's smirk didn't waver, nor would it, not now that Wind was whispering excitedly to Warrior, and Legend was murmuring in displeasure to Four and Sky, and money was exchanging hands in the group. Even Twilight's glance to Time for aid was met with an amused shrug and a tip of the head that meant your kid, your problem. From the ground, the bokoblin let out a warbling, miserable little plea.
Twilight, gritting his teeth, was the first to blink. “We are going to talk about this later,” he promised Wild. That finally got a reaction out of Wild—his face paled, and his smile dropped just a little—but Twilight ignored it as he turned to the bokoblin on the ground. It was kicking lamely in an attempt to dislodge the tutu, which was muddy and torn now, no longer a bright fluffy pink, from its legs. At Twilight's approach, however, it turned its attention to him, baring its fanged teeth.
“Alla’ya’ll stand back,” Twilight ordered. He rolled up his sleeves. “Wild, we will be having that talk ‘bout your behavior later. I am very disappointed in you.”
The heroes shouted and the bokoblin squalled as Twilight pounced upon it. When he came away a few minutes later with the tutu clutched in his fist—torn directly in half, since the bokoblin wouldn't cooperate with his efforts to pull the offending piece of clothing over its head—the heroes all hooted and hollered triumphantly. The bokoblin, back in its customary loincloth, scrambled away without a backwards glance into the undergrowth.
Twilight was in no mood to celebrate. Wild, at least, now had the decency to wince at the sight of the sluggishly bleeding scratches on Twilight's arms, even as the rest of the heroes cheered. Twilight flung the ruined tutu into Wild's face, then grumpily stomped off towards the nearest river to clean up.
#cheetoanswers#linkeduniverse#lu#linked universe#cheetowrites#terrific taddy#uhh thanks for the ask#sorry that it turned into this#crack fic#wild linked universe#twilight linked universe#linked universe fanfic#linked universe fanfiction#I'm... so sorry
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Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)
#well its 5 am but i DID IT#sorry i just thought about how bill turns red when hes mad and had a Vision#i actually really love how this came out. maybe i AM a good artist sometimes#doc talks#my art#bill cipher#gravity falls#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#book of bill spoilers#gravity falls spoilers#the axolotl#undescribed
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Personally I think that Telemachus permanently and irreversibly changed Athena for the better, more on that at twelve
#I’m sorry for the WORST possible quality pictures and sketches#but they’re fr all I can think about#wisdom saga is where I live now#epic athena#epic telemachus#epic the wisdom saga#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#sorry to do meta in the tags bug#I think the idea that telemachus’s friendship might have turned Athena into the person she got upset with Odysseus for being#would be delicious#also if you see any inconsistencies in character design or clothes no you didn’t#can’t wait to be able to digital again holy fuck
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and maybe we're doomed but oh my love which one of us is orpheus?
congrats to severance for becoming my second fav anticapitalist-media-referencing-greek-tragedies
#severance#severance spoilers#mark scout#gemma scout#markgemma#mark s#ms casey#gemma casey#apple tv#digital art#artists on tumblr#the fact that eurydice is fighting clawing kicking and screaming trying to get out of hell really makes this worse too augh#so scared for the s2 finale#also if it turns out severance is not in fact making any intentional references#and everyone's just been huffing ether about it um#i'm still not sorry for making this
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giggling at the thought of you moving into ghosts house - barely furnished, almost looks like no one has lived in the damn place for years. he just shrugs, saying something about how he’s a minimalist when you call him on it. you beg him to atleast let you buy him some fucking decor, maybe a painting or two, maybe some damn curtains?
again, he just shrugs. telling you it’s a waste of money.
but his mind changes, if only a little, when a few months later the neighbour across the street approaches you as you’re getting in his truck.
“uh, hey, simon? do you think i could talk to you a minute?”
the guy is half scared to death to approach, and simon quirks a brow only for the fact that this is easily the first time he ever has. and so he nods, assuming it’s probably something rather important, gesturing for you to get in the car.
“i uh, dunno how to say this but. maybe you could, uh, get some curtains? i uh, ive looked out my window to see you two fucking far too many times. i’m not complaining but, i mean—“
simon blinks, then blinks again. before he bursts out laughing. “glad y’ve enjoyed the show.”
and when he gets back in the car, he just gives you a lopsided, boyish smile.
“mayb’ s’time for those curtains, love.”
#sorry it’s late and this just came to me sksskksdj#the neighbour is torn between being traumatized and turned on.#he’s just like. really? the kitchen?#no counter in that house is safe#i’m deceased#simon ghost riley#simon x reader#simon riley cod#ghost simon riley#simon riley#ghost call of duty#simon ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#simon riley smut#ghost x reader#simon ghost smut#simon ghost x you#simon riley imagine#simonriley#soap call of duty#call of duty ghost#ghost smut
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decided my fetal kwamis deserved a little lore
#miraculous ladybug#mlb fanart#miraculous#marinette dupain cheng#marinette#tikki#plagg#lol i'm tagging everything i can cause i put a lot of fuckin work into this#uh what else#mlb kwamis#pretty happy with how this turned out#not 100% satisfied but#pretty happy#sorry the second page is so hard to read#oh right#my art
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*meanwhile, in the Underworld* Polites: Eurylochus, back so soon? And...there's the rest of your crew. And by the gods, what happened to you? Eurylochus, who is sick of thematically-significant reprises: >:(
#epic the musical#epic the thunder saga#eurylochus#polites#the thunder saga#sorry i was listening to puppeteer again and this was really funny in my head. i've been yelling this at my sister for like ten minutes.#so now it's tumblr's turn to hear my nonsense.
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the princess and her two bffs with fleas🌸
#i plan to draw all of the teams but i love how this turned out sm im too hyped to wait till i finish all 4 😩#naruto on main again but i cant help it sorry#the brainworms demand art#naruto#team 8#hinata hyuga#shino aburame#kiba inuzuka#akamaru#bffs… or bfs…. who can say…….
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#hexblade warlock AND death cleric????!!? shhheeeee#dragon age#baldurs gate 3#dragon age the veilguard#bg3#dragon age veilguard#datv#veilguard#larian baby im so sorry im so sorry i left you like this#remember when bg3 came out and i disliked how people compaired it to the last da games?#oh how the turns table#just finished reading through the patch 8 notes and HOHOHO some good food is back on the menu boys#bioware you gotta find a way to get free of EA they're rotting you from the top down
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#tw spoilers#its starting to make more sense why the orange is Kevin#he wanted his turn to talk lol...#poppy playtime#poppy playtime fanart#poppy playtime doey#doey the doughman#im sorry this is basically the only guy I've mostly drawn#i can't stop drawing him#conflictedemmadraws
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haha heyyyy [THROWS SOUNDWAVE AND BEE AT YOU] [THROWS SOUNDWAVE AND BEE AT YOU] [THROWS SOUNDWAVE AND BEE AT YOU]
cat dad, puppy son!!
#i cant help but Imagine a decepticon bee au with this dynamic#evil father and his evil adult son#shockwave is gonna have the WORST time of his life#‘WDYM YOU TURNED EVIL???! WHY IS HE ON OUR SIDE???#primus’s strongest soldier fr#sorry for posting these two so much they are occupying all of my brain#b 127#soundwave#shockwave#maccadam#transformers#tf one#tf one art#zorangetf
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Wanted to make some supportive Ford
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins#sea grunks#my art#sketches#stan pines#ford pines#chibi stan#chibi ford#I get really emotional thinking about how ford would take any opportunity to tell stan words of encouragement#or general words of support#mainly because stan did that so much when they were younger#and now it’s ford’s turn#ford just being like: this is my brother all look at him look how great he is#i’m sorry i’m emotional lol
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play stupidGod games win stupidGod prizes - Hermes, probably
#ANON IM SO SORRY THAT YOUR REQUEST OF ATHENA WITH A CAST AND SLING TURNED INTO THIS BUT LIKE.... DO YOU SEE MY VISION?#my art#epic the musical#god games#epic the wisdom saga#hermes#athena#athena epic#hermes epic
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y’all remember we’re talking ab allegations of pedophilia and human trafficking and domestic violence right. real-life abuse. this isn’t fucking hannibal or Genshin or some shit even as a joke these posts are fucking weird
#sorry i turned rbs off this post is radioactive#og tags ->#am I being sensitive idk#but kdot’s been talking ab a very well-documented history of drake w predators and being a predator#also allegations of him abusing his partner#why make posts like this#x#kendrick lamar
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wolverine sevika you are so special to me ….

#the wave of butch and sevika#this is so peak#sevika x reader#sevika#sevika arcane#arcane sevika#arcane#i’m blocked by sevika x reader accounts omg im kms#arcane x reader#wolverine sevika#butch#butch wolverine#cowgyaru#cowgyaru rants#follow me#hit tweet#turns out i credited the wrong person so sorry for that!#cr : ribbedtank
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how it felt to wake up today
#my art#oc#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#twst oc#twst yuu#shiokawa mayu#jamimayu#every year they begin the new bday cards by nuking the jamil fans#how does it feel jamil nation#i have not been able to not think about him since i saw#why is he like that WHY#the most bbg pose and expression ive ever seen#mayus out of commission for a while sorry she is GONE#turned to dust#just like me#twst jp spoilers#just in case
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