#sorry my brain said no thank you fam

[norris55s]

just friends - pato o'ward

sister’s best friend!reader x pato o’ward social media au

a/n: it’s a sister’s best friend to best friends to lovers brain rot. i also needed something to soothe my heart after that last lap on the indy500. i also love pato with all my heart. fc is olivia rodrigo!

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y/ninstagram

liked by patriciooward, elbaoward and 21,546 others

y/ninstagram: the bff + the princess and the prince at their wedding + the bitch ass brother

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elbaoward: love you soooo much 🤍🤍🤍

y/ninstagram: i love u more 4eva, don’t care if ur married ur my wifey above all🤍

elbaoward: wifeys 4eva

patriciooward: I’m the cool brother

y/ninstagram: uncool*

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patriciooward

liked by y/ninstagram, elbaoward and 126,746 others

patriciooward: Woke up with a new brother today. Congratulations to the love birds. 🤍 Also pictured y/ninstagram waking up with a hangover. ☕️

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y/ninstagram: delete

patriciooward: But you look like a ray of sunshine

elbaoward: thank you always baby brother🤍 you look like you had a goood time lol

user46: ayo who is y/n i’m new here

user67: okay I love y/n lore, she is an influencer/model type of deal and she is pato’s sister’s bestie since forever ago and she and pato get along really well, they’re seen together a lot when elba attends races with her. it’s an ongoing joke in the fandom that pato has the biggest crush on her, which has never been denied nor confirmed lol but they’ve never posted each other on their feeds before so the rumors are rumoring

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patriciooward

liked by y/ninstagram, elbaoward and 108,924 others

patriciooward: Pre-Season recharging with some sea salt. Also pictured y/ninstagram on the phone with God. 🌊🍌

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y/ninstagram: posting bad pictures of me is becoming a thing i see

patriciooward: Technically, you started it

user74: now what is going on why are they vacationing together

user82: y/n said on her tiktok live that they’re with a bunch of other friends so there’s that

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patriciooward

liked by y/ninstagram, elbaoward and 183,746 others

patriciooward: Good season start 😊 Also pictured y/ninstagram side eying me when I asked if I could try her ramen 🍜

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y/ninstagram: you don’t just ask a girl to have her ramen, even if you got a podium

user13: anyone else noticing how they’re becoming super close after elba’s wedding

user82: I think everyone is noticing alright… elba isn’t even there

user26: they’re so dating

user98: i thought the same thing but literally every interview today was dedicated to pato saying they’re just friends

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y/ninstagram

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y/ninstagram: it’s rawe ceek + pato’s lil hat

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elbaoward: why are you replacing me with another o’ward?

patriciooward: Sorry, she’s my best friend now. You have a whole ass husband

y/ninstagram: u could never be replaced bby girl 😽😽😽

patriciooward: Wow

user82: are we seeing this fam

user23: maybe the best friend gate is all part of pato’s plan to get the girl

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patriciooward

liked by y/ninstagram, elbaoward and 127,924 others

patriciooward: Did the best we could on that race considering the circumstances 🤪 Also pictured y/ninstagram’s sushi eyes 🍱

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y/ninstagram: maybe u didnt win on track but you won best sushi recommendation

user83: they’re so sus but they also don’t even touch when they’re in public… perhaps they are just best friends

user53: who needs touching when pato looks at her like she put the stars up in the sky

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patriciooward

liked by y/ninstagram, elbaoward and 192,246 others

patriciooward: F1 testing done right 🥹 Also pictured y/ninstagram’s face when I got in the car 🧡

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user24: are we still pretending we believe the best friends bullshit

y/ninstagram: this is so crazy to me because i’m honestly here for a shot with lando norris

landonorris: message received 🫡

patriciooward: Mate 😂

user27: that’s the most threatening laugh emoji i have ever seen

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y/ninstagram

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y/ninstagram: it’s indy 500 time + elba being pretty + pato eating something he definitely shouldn’t be eating

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elbaoward: the support system is in need of support

y/ninstagram: we are doing great! (we are crying)

user45: how are we feeling watching the race personally I want to throw up

y/ninstagram: im fine! (i have blacked out multiple times)

user36: oh man… im so glad she’s there after that final lap heartbreak

user26: please give pato our love ❤️ he gave it all

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patriciooward

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patriciooward: I woke up with a big smile on my face today, feeling very loved by all of you. Wouldn’t change a thing about my journey so far, I know it will be so special the day my name is written among the stars and I get to experience the magic everyone talks about. Excited for the rest of the season, wouldn’t want it to be with anyone else arrowmclaren 🧡 #indy500

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y/ninstagram: you inspire me every single day. your time will come and it’ll be epic. 🧡

elbaoward: you are a force of nature and the sun ☀️

user83: im sorry i really want to comment about the race and compliment pato but are we just going to ignore the last picture of him and y/n holding hands

user53: are we going to ignore their hug on national tv i really felt like i was interrupting

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y/ninstagram

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y/ninstagram: lover boy + lover boy + lover boy. you’re amazing. 🧡

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patriciooward: 🧡

elbaoward: been a long time coming 🥰

landonorris: 😔

landonorris: jk ive been in on pato’s crush all along

y/ninstagram: 💀

user94: WAR IS OVER

user52: not the hard launch

user85: at least tell us how it happened after friend zoning each other for months

y/nusername: comfort after a heartbreak go crazy

patriciooward: You’re a natural romantic

[rhey-007]

The Mystery of Love

Fernando Alonso family fluff

|| P2 of Fernando x goth mommy!reader

• | socialmedia au

Summary: After spending the night with THE Fernando Alonso, you two start to act like an old married couple. The following day after your escapade, Fernando invites you to the German GP where all hell breaks loose and rumours start to spread like crazy.

A/N: P2 of "Love is a flame that thrives in the darkest corners of our hearts". I regret choosing such a long title... -_- I had to change it. Aaaanyway... I can't let go of this little fam wjnvhebhvb So I decided I'll make more! I'm really into socialmedia au's recently (if you haven't noticed) and thought that it suits well to continue this as a socialmedia au fic. I already am making another part cause my brain is flooding with ideas. So if you'd like to be added to the tag list just lemme know! Enjoy!

Masterlist

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F1 NEWS

Fernando Alonso noticed on the paddock in company of a mysterious woman and... Kids?

Spanish F1 driver Fernando Alonso arrived to the German GP with a mysterious woman and kids. Asked about their relationship the man denied anything romantic.

"Y/N is just my close friend and the kids are NOT mine. I invited them over as the boys are in love with this sport, and the small one is finally old enough to come and watch"

The man explained. But is this the truth? Fans already noticed Fernando didn't spare the woman compliments nor sweet words. And the way he interacted with the little boy caught their attention too.

Will we see the family alongside Alonso again?

F1 NEWS

Fernando Alonso winner of the German GP!

"I'm so grateful for Y/N and her sons for joining me today. [...] They're my lucky charms. [...] Without them I wouldn't be even on the podium"

Said Alonso in an interview with F1 News after his win in Germany.

His words only made fans believe that the mysterious woman is more than just a friend for the Spaniard. Will we see the family again next week in Spielberg, Austria?

Fernando was quick to answer our question, with great enthusiasm and hope.

"Hopefully. I wish they could attend every race but unfortunately it's not possible. The time will show though"

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INSTAGRAM

liked by sebastianvettel, lance_stroll, astonmartinf1 and 198,200 others

•fernandoalo_oficial: Thank you for being with me in Berlin and helping me win!!!

•user1: the kid adopted him and he adopted the kid. change my mind (you can't)

•user2: they're so cute together dhuwhdxkxjidh!!!

•sebastianvettel: great to see you finally happy! sending love for the new fam! 💞

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: calm down Seb were not together

→ •sebastianvettel: shush I know better 😏

→ •user3: spill the tea bruv ☕

→ •sebastianvettel: nope 🤭

•user4: love how the kid couldn't peel off you throughout all the interviews! You two are so cute!!! 💞

•lance_stroll: old man finally found himself love! Good for you!

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: I'm not old...

→ •lance_stroll: sorry pop's 👴

INSTAGRAM

liked by f1, astonmartinf1 and 250,376 others

•fernandoalo_oficial: another tiring weekend, this time in Spielberg, Austria 💪🦬

•user5: Nando turned into a dad

→ •user6: imagine having such a cool and hot daddy 😩😎

•maxverstappen: those good luck charms of yours work too good... And are too sweet! 💞

→ •charles_leclerc: agree.

→ •danielricciardo: me too! the little one even called me uncle 😭✋

→ •user7: not the random kid already stealing all the drivers hearts and calling them uncles 😭💞

→ •user8: I think he stole all of our hearts...

•user9: is the older one single?

→ •user10: we need his ig 😩✋

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INSTAGRAM

liked by y/n._.l/n, fernandoalo_oficial and 365 others

•kl.au_s: great weekend in Spain! just wish I could be there alone...

•fernandoalo_oficial: alone?! then who would take you those sick photos?!

→ •kl.au_s: not you old man

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: you didn't even tag me :(

that's mean...

•user11: WE FOUND HIM!!!

•user12: THE Fernando Alonso is your stepdad and you DARE to complain???

→ •kl.au_s: he ain't no one's step dad 😑

•user13: you single? asking for a friend 👀👉👈

F1 NEWS

Fernando Alonso spotted yachting with the strange woman's older son.

Fernando Alonso got spotted in Spain, yachting with the son of his close 'friend'. Fans start to suspect the boy was sent there to make up with his soon to be stepdad, after noticing their weird dynamic under the boy's Instagram post.

The rumors are spreading like crazy, although the driver keeps denying every single one of them. Will we ever know the truth?

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Tag list: @morgan-getty

[hyunjins-orange-slice-too]

Connected ch1

pairing: chan x reader

genre: fluff, hurt/comfort

word count: ~1.3k

synopsis: upset reader comments on chans room, chan sees it and privately reaches out to reader to comfort them.

warnings: crying, brief mention of dying (like as a joke), christopher using his rizz, i think that’s all?

an: this is a repost from my recently deceased blog hyunjins-orange-slice. may she rest in peace. this was originally a request from a moot but now has turned into a full series!

masterlist * next chapter

your phone dinged with a notification. wiping the tears from your cheeks, you pick up the device.

youtube: Stray Kids is Live- 찬이의 “방” 🐺 ep.209

you clicked on the link. the screen shows the studio, chans empty chair, the chat moving so quickly you struggle to read it, and FAM plays softly in the background.

you prop your phone up on the pillow next to you, curling your body on its side, sniffling still but finding comfort in the livestream.

as the song comes to an end, chan takes his seat. “안녕하세요“ he sing songs, smiling. and you smile too.

the live goes on for a little over an hour, and by the end of it you’re feeling a bit better. but you have a sneaking suspicion that once the video ends, so will your happiness. even the thought of that steals away some of your joy.

“stayyy im going to go.” he says. “감사합니다“

he waits a moment as more comments roll in. he reads through them.

‘no don’t go!’ ‘bye channie! remember to rest and eat well!’. ‘사랑해요~~’ ‘big hug??’

you read through the chat the best you could, and you normally don’t comment. but today you weren’t having the best day and his live really helped you, if only for a moment. so you click on the chat bar and begin typing.

“chan, im having a pretty rough day today, but your big hugs always help! thank you for this livestream ❤️”

you hesitated for a moment. reading your comment over and over, wondering if it sounded too cheesy. you decided that it totally sounded too cheesy, but the live was ending and what are the odds of him seeing it anyway? so you press send.

he’s still looking down at his phone, reading the comments.

“you’re having a rough day?” he reads aloud, looking up into the camera. your stomach dropped, and the eye contact was making you blush. “i’m sorry you’re having a bad day.” he pouted. “i’m glad i could help a little.” he smiles and then stands. “for everyone who’s having a bad day, or for anyone who may want one, let’s do a hug” he spreads his arms out wide, “biiiig hugggg” he says, leaning toward the screen.

you knew the smile on your face was goofy as hell, but you didn’t care. you couldn’t help it. he sat back down and said his outro, thanking the stays and doing his signature pose, and then the screen went black.

the smile stayed on your face for longer than you expected. but then the day came crashing back to you, the same thoughts, the same fears plaguing your brain. you let out a sad sigh. you could feel the tears coming on again, so you grabbed your switch, deciding you would try to occupy your brain with video games so you wouldn’t be thinking about your life (mood).

you played for hours, your thumbs moving furiously over the joysticks, until eventually you fell into a fitful sleep. you awoke in the middle of the night from yet another nightmare, your heart beating out of your chest, your face and pillow wet with your tears. you reach for your phone in the darkness to check the time. 2am. but that’s not the only thing you see on your screen. you have an instagram messenger notification. you were instantly confused. no one ever messages you on instagram. you cautiously opened the app and clicked the messages in the top corner. what you saw next had your heart seizing. you had accepted your fate. this was how you died and honestly.. you were okay with it. because on your screen, staring back at you, was a message from bang chan. like thee bang chan. like christopher bahng himself. complete with blue check mark and all.

you sat bolt upright in bed, suddenly not sleepy at all but at full attention. you clicked on his message.

“hey this might be weird.. and im not even sure if you’re the right person im looking for. but this picture and username matches the one on youtube?” -9:04pm

“is that weird? it’s weird.” -9:06pm

“i’m sorry ㅋㅋ“ -9:07pm

“did you comment on a live stream of mine that you were having a bad day? if not, this is totally embarrassing and ignore this.” -9:08pm

“oh, you’re probably sleeping” -9:30pm

“sorry again.” -9:31pm

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you chuckled at his messages. they seemed very… chan. but then the realization hit you. do you message him back? of course you do. every stay dreams of this moment. so you should send him a message. right? yes. definitely reply. but what do you say?

‘oh my god’ you type and erase. ‘yeah that’s me’ erase ‘i’m such a big fan’ erase ‘sorry if i bothered you’ erase

damn this was hard. what do you even say to a famous person?

hands shaking, you settle on a response and type it out before taking a deep breath and hitting send.

“you found me! totally not weird. and yeah i commented on chans room. today wasn’t the best but you made it so much better. thank you!” -2:38am

after you sent the message, you couldn’t stop yourself from reading it over and over, analyzing everything you said. you had decided it was a weird message and you shouldn’t have sent it. you were about to freak out when he responded.

“i’m glad you were the right person! i’m relieved ㅋㅋ” -2:45am

“i just wanted to check in with you. make sure you’re okay. if that’s okay.” -2:45am

you couldn’t believe this. he’s so sweet for checking on you. your heart swelled. you quickly typed out a response to him, knowing his time is valuable and probably limited at this moment.

“that’s so nice of you. i’m doing okay. i distracted myself with video games. haha.” -2:48am

“well i did until i fell asleep and had a nightmare.” -2:48am

“you had a nightmare? i’m sorry to hear that.” -2:50am

“i wish i could go live every time you needed me.” -2:50am

he is literally the sweetest human and you thought you may cry.

“you don’t have time for that. you’re so so busy. one hour with you earlier helped me so much, truly. you’ve already done so much.” -2:53am

“not if you’re having nightmares.” -2:55am

“that’s not your fault tho, chan.” -2:56am

“chan?” -2:57am

“sounds so formal. ㅋㅋ” -2:57am

“well.. that’s your name. so… haha” -2:58am

“i think i prefer channie. ㅋㅋ” -3:00am

“or you can just call me your boyfriend.” -3:00am

you squealed and giggled, kicking your feet under your covers. he did not just say that.

“maybe i should just call you chrizztopher.” -3:02am

“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ” -3:03am

“that works too. ㅋㅋ” -3:03am

“i’m sorry, but i have to go now. busy busy.” 3:04am

your heart fell a little, but you know how busy he is and you got more time with him than most people, so you were happy.

“that’s okay! thank you for checking on me. it was very kind. ❤️” -3:06am

“oooh hearts. i like hearts. ❤️❤️❤️” -3:07am

“good night. and if you have another nightmare, message me. i’ll have my notifications on.” -3:07am

you had the thought that the world does not deserve bang chan. and what did you do to deserve him? you felt so lucky.

“thank you channie. don’t work too hard.” -3:08am

and then he was gone. off to record some music, or write some music, or take some pictures, or do an interview, you didn’t know. but you fell back asleep with a smile on your face and for the first time in a long time, you slept through the night.

to be added to the taglist for this series, just let me know.

🚨reminder: this blog is 18+ only. i’ve been getting a lot of new followers (which i greatly appreciate) but if there’s no age identifier on your blog, i’m blocking you no questions asked. (for my own sanity and peace of mind.) ik some people don’t actually go to my page to read the warnings, so im going to start attaching a warning at the bottom of all my posts. thanks for understanding. 💕

[nugzzzzzzz]

(Part 1) Fanepisode/Fanfic (ATHF):

Fam in family

VIEWER DESCRIPTION ADVISED (18+):

Sexual themes

Violence

Sensitive topics

Characters (canon):

Carl

Master shake

Frylock

Meatwad

Fan characters:

Nugz

Locations:

Aqua teen living room (shakes room)

Frylocks room

Carl's house

Meatwads room

2 wicked (Carl's car)

SUMMARY:

The aqua teens find themselves finding more about their neighbor Carl. Someone knew moves into the vacant house next to the aqua teens and it causes tension between the teens and Carl when they get a bit too friendly with em.

The scene starts off with Carl- he was a very selfish, perverted, and self centered character of his own. However, something interesting was happening today other than his usual jack off session.

Carl has kept a lot personal from his neighbors, as he does not take kindly to them at all, as he only pays any kind of notice to their existence when it benefits him or if he needs something from them (hell he will even steal from them). Now, Carl had made his way over to the aqua teens house, his flip flops made light slap sounds against the back of his foot as he walked (as disgusting as it sounds). He stood on their porch, giving it a few knocks, and putting his hands on his hips. He waited patiently or as much patience as he could show, as now he started pounding on the cup shaped door. There was rustling and yelling behind the door, as Carl listened and glanced off a few times. Finally, somebody had answered the door- it was shake.

Shake, a sentient milkshake with yellow gloved hands and a big pink straw. Shake was the one that had opened the door, he seemed rather riled up at the fact HE had to answer the damn door, but his look changed dramatically when he saw Carl in front of him. He now had started to greet Carl with more of a smile and excitement, as he craves to hang out with Carl as a bro.

Shake: "CARL- it's you! Finally come to hang? Slap me some skin bruthaa!! Ow!!-" ((shake put a hand out for Carl to create a wicked handshake))

Carl: "ya- yaaa-, no thank you.... I didn't come to hang-out"

Shake: "Oh- then whaddya want?-" ((shake put his hand back and his expression shifted to a slight embarrassment, but it immediately went away to make it seem it didn't effect his pride))

Carl: "oh- just come over to tell you sumthin- or rather a warning honestly." ((Carl glanced away and back at shake as he started to continue with his warning)) "listen cup, I have a nephew- or neice- I don't friggin know what they prefer and frankly don't care, but I want you to stay the hell away from em, they are the new neighbor we are getting and I dont want them around you guys at all."

All this information was very new to shake, he never knew Carl had more family. They probably looked just like him and it made shake shiver a bit in some kind of disgust....two Carl's around sounded like a nightmare.... But....shake never liked being told what to do, so of course it was met with shakes usual condescending voice.

Shake: "I understand- completely, but y'know maybe since I'm doing this HUGE favor for you- y'know cause we are such close friends- and I figured-"

Carl: "your not usin my damn pool shake- another thing I don't want you anywhere near- but you never listen." ((Carl put up his hands in a square motion as he wore more of a scowl now))

Shake: "carl- carl- carl- carl- what do YOU take me for? I never said I wanted to USE it...." ((Shake said, seeming a bit offended by Carl's words))

Carl: "Sorry- I guess for assuming dat?- but anyways-" ((Carl's expression slightly eased as his hands went back down to his hips))

Shake: "Besides I don't know how I could USE it- I was going to say if I could SWIM in it- There's a difference carl-" ((shake interrupted carl, with a unconcerned look and a cocky smile to match))

Meanwhile, in the aqua teen household, Frylock and meatwad were in their own rooms.

Frylock, a sentient box of fries, is the brains of the group. He does quite literally everything around the house and is the one with a stable job...so far. However, it seemed he could never leave his shitty roommates...He feels they are the only people in his life almost like family if you would even call it that. He did hear about a new neighbor coming along, but he didn't think too much of it. That all changed when he heard the painful voice of shake and Carl getting into a discourse over something.

When he went to confront the noise, meatwad was quick to join him side by side.

Meatwad is a ball of meat, but with no brain at all. It doesn't mean he's completely useless, but instead he's the one who keeps the teens together in their hardest moments with his peaceful nature. (even he can be unhinged at times however).

When frylock glanced down at meatwad rolling beside him, he smiled slightly. He had a lot of care for meatwad, but shake was a different story and more like a tolerance towards one another. However, this discourse was disturbing his peace and he wanted answers immediately. When he arrived, shake and Carl fought through more words just a bit more, but it took frylock to bring shake back a bit to get his attention.

Frylock: "shake- calm down- what is going on here?-" ((Frylock was holding shake back as shake was wriggling slightly, until he gave up from using too much energy and with that frylock too gave up from holding him back.))

Meatwad: "hey- you guys wrestlin? I wanna wrestle- sounds funn-" ((Meatwad had popped in saying this, as he started to charge or push at shake in a wrestling matter))

Frylock: "ain't nobody wrestling meatwad- stop pushing shake-" ((Frylock, as usual seemed to be absolutely done, until the topic occured to him again)) "So Carl, what happened between you two?-"

Carl: "thank you, a voice of reason here- well you guys know how we have a new neighbor- I have family movin there and I don't want you guys even seeing or meetin them- frankly I don't want you guys to know me either once they are here and the cup here won't agree on MY terms-"

Shake: "I NEVER SAID I don't AGREE--" ((Shake tried waddling over to Carl for even saying that, but was stopped by frylock abruptly)) "your lucky fry-DICK- is here- or I WOULD HAVE USED YOUR FAULTY HAIRLINE AND YOUR BALD HEAD AS A GODAMN BONGO NEXT--"

Carl: "ya, sure you would- counting on it-" ((Carl said, completely unbothered with the empty threats)) "but still remember- YOU guys stay away from MY family- especially you frylock, cant forget what you did to my friggen mutha- cure her fricken cancer my ass...." ((The last line he muttered under his breath for frylock not to hear of course, as Carl had walked away now....clearly done with the conversation.))

Frylock: "well ....um ok- see ya carl-" ((frylock had brought the agitated cup inside the house, as meatwad also helped.))

Frylock, hearing about this was definitely more intrigued about this now. Even if he would have met the neighbor either way related or not, this was more of a challenge. However, when he thought of how Carl disrespected him many times- he debating on even following Carl's warning....

Shake along with frylock, was a bit more sure of himself than ever going to meet the person to piss off Carl. Though his motives were merely the pool, as he felt entitled to it when he was rejected upon the deal between him and Carl.

Meatwad already forgot what was being discussed, so he quite literally went into a different subject.

Meatwad: "so wuts for dinner- getting a lil hungry n all- hearing a lil rumbly- in my tumbly" ((meatwad said with a smirk, as shake and frylock glanced to him)) "what- I was just telling everyone wut I'm thinking is all-" ((meatwad started to roll away, as everyone else dispersed to their designated spots))

THE NEXT DAY

The next day rolls around and meatwad is with shake and both were outside. Shake wielded a huge sword with a golden handle and now proceeded to take a brutal swing at meatwad. Frylock surely didn't care- kept em busy and out of his hair for the time as he kept to his reading.

However, a big moving van arrived and caught frylocks attention from his window. Along with frylock, it had also caught the attention of shake and meatwad as the two made their way over to observe at all the commotion over at the house. With frylock not too far behind, the gang saw Carl make his way over to the van.

The teens had definitely ran out of site before they were even noticed as to be secretive- so they watched intently from a safe distance. Shake was pushing the other two, wanting to get a clear view, but was instead creating a ruckus with a lot of noise. This caused frylock to snap slightly, as he "whisper yelled" towards shake to sit down and shut up. Shake finally quieted down, as he heard a different voice now...it sounded clear, soft, and pleasant....how odd...nothing like Carls.

Carl seemed to be talking with someone, but the van seemed to be blocking whoever Carl was talking with, but they assumed it was definitely the new neighbor- or Carl's family member he was talking about.

Carl: "so- you got all your stuff? Yeah?-"

???: "yeah- I do I made sure dad packet it all- and-"

Carl: "no no- not that- not that- I mean the Mary Jane~"

((The mysterious person began to sigh slightly, as they pulled out a container.))

???: "yeah- yeah I got it- but imma need 40 on this- it's some of my best batch-"

Carl: "hey- hey now- y'know we're family- I want some kinda discount on this-"

???: "fine- 25-"

Carl: "How's about I make sure your dad stays off your ass- and I get a freebie- cupeesh??"

???: ".....fine asshat- but don't expect anymore frickin favors like this- we may be family, but I have shit on you too."

Carl: "YEAAAhehehehe TONIGHT-" ((Carl seemed to caught up in the fact to understand what his family member said, as he has his grubby hands on the plant now and runs off.))

The person only curses under their breath, as they watched their uncle run off like an absolute cave dweller... They were hoping to get help unpacking, but they didn't really make a huge deal of it though.

The mysterious person finally revealed themselves from behind the movers van....the teens only stared at what they saw, definitely stood out in their own way, but didn't really look like Carl surprisingly. They had shaved sides, but with very long and thick wavy hair in the middle with half of it in a messy bun. With that, they seemed to have a gothic grunge kind of look with their face covered in piercings to match, even rocking some very long earrings in the shape of an upside down cross.

The teens were honestly hesitant, the look on the person's face seemed rather fierce, but the teens still went over- completely forgetting about Carl's foreboding "words". Shake was merely going over to prove he was the top dog around here, while meatwad and frylock had more of a friendlier attitude.

Frylock: "hey, you must be the new neighbor- we've heard quite a lot about you-"

Shake: "ya, so state your business and get outta here-"

Frylock: "shake- be nice-"

Shake: "nice?? Oh- I'll be nice- when- ......WHATS YOUR NAME SO I CAN USE IT TO COMMAND YOU-"

Frylock: "SHAKE- KNOCK IT- THE-"

Nugz: "nugz-"

Frylock: "pardon?-"

Nugz: "Its nugz-"

((end of part 1))

This series will be reblogged each time I have an update, so that is why I have all the scenes and characters listed

[maxtermind]

Alsooo about how annoying that my ask got deleted thankfully it was only two I think so I shall recap

In regards to the text post I WAS ONCE AGAIN RAGING AT YOUR WRITING AND MY DECISION TO READ SAID WRITING the texts were hilarious and I loved how reader didn’t take no shit (I personally would have loved some more vengeance or violence but that’s me) but what I do not understand is why I decided to and allowed myself to read the full length cheating writing post you made cuz I knew I wouldn’t make it through normally

I ABHOR CHEATING AND ATILL READ IT LIKE AN IDIOT most of them were fine and just normal level of annoying cuz boo hoo so sorry your stupid brain compelled you to make a mistake I hope you shove that mistake up your ass THE ONLY TRUE MISTAKE WAS YOUR MOM NOT SWALLOWING YOU

but then I got to lando and ash???? you must truly be sick in the head cuz WTF DO YOU MEAN THIS ATROCIOUS FILTHY CREATURE DEICDED TO CHEAT WITH MY COUSIN WHO IS NOW EQUALLY DEMOTED FOR ABSOLUTE DIRT I personally would have either threw him off a balcony or told him to kill him self 😊 y’all love each other so much do me a favor and reenact the ending to Romeo and Juliet pls and thanks (and I thought about it even deeper in an Asian fam context where cousins rlly be your besties or your worst enemy so that shit just riled me up even more)

ok damn I recalled a lot more than I thought I did how’d this end up being word for word with even more emphasis than the original 😵‍💫

ANYWAY BE PREPARED TO PAY FOR MY THERAPY

-🙈

THE WAY I HATE TUMBLR FOR THAT BABE BEING SO SRS I'm so glad I got this one😭😭😭

OMG I LOVE VENGEANCE BUT I think it was too early😫 I promise the part 2 will comfort you so much baby

NEVER EXCUSE CHEATING BUT I love cheating fics so much (might have to do with unsolved trauma where I think I don't deserve loyalty but LOL)

"THE ONLY TRUE MISTAKE WAS YOUR MOM NOT SWALLOWING YOU" PLEASE SHEIUDIEHDJ!! YOU FR:

I wanted to personally end the last one with a BANG and had to make it hurt the most😭😭 as a fellow asian, i have to say you're so right, I would kms if my cousin sister (the only one I like) did that to me. men be gone, sisterhood should be 4life😔

omg this is why mafia aus work so well y/n can 100% take revenge in form of murder and get away with it unscathed

anyway, babes this was so fun I love you so much for writing everything down again. you've made my day once again I hope you know that

[lesbianspeedy]

Ideally, who would you want Mia and Dinah's relationship to be like if it was properly developed?

this is a really tough question for me, it has a lot of things to consider. in terms of both dinah's writing in relation to mia in the past, and how i personally feel each character views that sort of relationship.

i've said it before i'll say it again, my achilles heel is that i DO get the warm fuzzies from that one winick panel of dinah saying she considers mia her daughter. HOWEVER i also see like. how fucking wild that was to throw in. like, textually speaking, dinah met mia once, said she thought ollie was sleeping with her (insane writing there mr smith) then when connor is recovering mia makes a joke about dinah being a bitch. thats like the extent of their interactions before winick takes over.

then it gets weirder, cause winick takes over and has ollie "cheat" and for some reason mia is like REALLY fucking overprotective of dinah, telling ollie to call dinah just because he's talking to joanna. (this is just winick not knowing what the fuck he's writing). then they "break up" etc, dinah isnt seen with the fam for like 2 years in the in-universe timeline. there is one part in hit issue bop #88 where she asks after mia but thats it.

dinah comes back near the end, they still dont really interact, end of vol 3/start of ga/bc happens, suddenly dinah sees her as a daughter. its just. so fucking randomly jammed in there.

now i have my own personal HC explanation for the mia side of this, let me quote myself from the arrowfam server:

"ik mia's like weird attachment to dinah in winick's run, esp the first arc, is like just bad writing. but ive decided that the author is dead and i killed him. its actually because the last time she felt safe with someone was with her mother and her brain hasnt caught up to her heart yet and allowed her to feel that kind of safety with ollie, so she attaches to the closest mother figure she can find at that point, before ultimately realising that the unconditional love and support she has now is thanks to ollie. thank you for your time."

now to actually fucking answer your question (jesus christ i got carried away i am sorry). PERSONALLY i'd like their relationship to just be "youre my dad's girlfriend" "you're my boyfriend's kid" like mia isnt a child she is a teenager who knows exactly how stuff like this works. i think mia absolutely does look up to dinah, as both a hero and a strong female role model (which i think mia sorely needs), but they dont need to be like. mother/daughter extreme. they can love each other and be family without being put into nuclear family tropes.

[lilyanyuangui]

Muse info:

Name: Guinevere / Guinaifen - Little Gui Game: Honkai Star Rail Age: 22 Birthday: October 12th ( Libra )

Are you content with your life as it is? Would you change anything about it, and why?

Do you consider yourself strong? Why?

What will you be remembered for?

She will be forever grateful to the Xianzhou for providing a home for her and her many, many siblings. While several of her siblings have ventured onward, exploring more of the cosmos, Guinaifen found that she had all she could want under her feet. Even if the lass had taken a new name, thanks to her best friend Sushang giving her a more localized name, even if she had at first barely scraped by at first to provide for herself and the younger siblings that couldn't take care of themselves, the redhead couldn't ask for a better life than this.

Every now and then, Guinaifen likes talking walks around the Luofu just for fun. The Lufou really is a beautiful place, and the various visitors and inhabitants make it so lively. One said lively inhabitants pulls her out of her content stupor as they rush up to her with excitement oozing out in abundance. A fan, most likely, if the bounce under their step is anything to go by- and is quickly confirmed once they start talking to Guinaifen.

" Hey, you're Lil Gui, aren't you? "

❛ Yup, that's me! Nice to meet you, fam! ❜

" I'm such a huge fan! "

❛ Aw, thanks! That means a lot. Did you watch my last stream? ❜

" Of course I did! I loved it- I couldn't stop laughing! "

❛ Good, I'm glad! I love leaving a smile on everyone's face! Even if I did mess up my juggling act as the price paid. ❜

" It adds to your charm, in my opinion. "

❛ My natural charisma is outstanding, I know! Ahaha. So let me ask you, dear viewer. What do you think about showing off some more of my street performing talents, hm? You think me swallowing a sword on stream would leave a big impact? ❜

" Absolutely! That'd be insane to see! Can you really do that..? "

❛ I sure can! I even did it for the General's retainer once. The guy asked me if I was "a woman of the sword", so I pulled out one of my performing swords and swallowed it right in front of him! He was so impressed, I left him speechless! Left a lasting impression, I'm positive! ❜

" Really, you just carry around swords with you? You must be really strong, Lil Gui! "

A shy laugh tumbles out of her grinning lips.

❛ I wouldn't say I'm that strong. I mean, sure I have a lot of endurance and stamina thanks to all the street performances I do, but I definitely couldn't beat anyone in a proper fight. ❜

The fan hums in thought, giving a small nod.

" I see.. Well, nothing wrong with that. "

❛ Exactly! Not everyone is a fighter, or built like a lion or dragon. Ain't nothing wrong with being a "lover not a fighter" hah! ❜

Almost as if a giant lightbulb with a bright red "!" shows above her head, her face flicking a moment of shock before smoothing over to a mischievous grin. The performer would need an assistant should she do the swallowing trick on camera, and she just had the perfect idea of who that assistant could be. Whether or not Shangshang would agree to it or not is up for debate. Surely Guinaifen can convince her bestie to come to her aid! A true Cloud Knight would never let down a citizen of the Luofu ( yes, the redhead is gonna abuse her power of friendship, but it's toooottaaalllyy fine~ ). But, she is gonna have to quickly find the brunette while the idea is still fresh in her head, and hope she can catch Shushang during one of her breaks. Always gotta seize the moment when it presents itself!

❛ Ah- sorry, I gotta run! I just had a brilliant brain storm. Hopefully you'll see what I mean soon. Don't forget to catch my next stream if you're curious! ❜

" You know I will! .. Wait- Can I get a picture with you really quick before you go? "

❛ Sure! I love taking selfies with my fans. ❜

A easy step over to the other as a phone is pulled out, a quick thumb and forefinger pinching together to make a heart, and a CLICK letting them know the camera has taken the image. Guinaifen checks the photo with them, making sure she looks good ( Always gotta watch your online presence as an entertainer after all ) and that the other is happy with it

❛ See ya around! Was nice to meet ya! ❜

" See you! "

And so, Little Gui gives them a polite wave as she walks off with a purpose in mind- to go find her best bud. This next stream, if all goes well, is going to be off its rockers!

[dozing-marshmallow]

Hello! I don't know if you are taking requests but can you do Ezekiel with a yandere housewife s/o, Like she wants to take care of him the best she can. When he is in the need of help she is always right there. (Bonus if she's related to Mclean)

Anyways I hope you have a great day!

Hellooo there! Thank you for this request!! I hope you yourself are too having a great day and enjoy! 💘

EZEKIEL X YANDERE! HOUSEWIFE! READER HEADCANONS

Your poor baby.

Voted first out. Again.

You never understood what these pea-brained morons had against Ezekiel! How could they vote someone out with such docile eyes, colloquial voice, heart tugging fashion style? He apologised! He said he was sorry! Isn’t that enough?

“Psst Ezekiel!” you wave your hand over to him as he managed to hold onto the wing of the plane,“Come quickly!”

“(Y/N)! Yoo!” he greeted, taking your outstretched hand to safely make it back inside, parachute still tightened on his shoulders,“What am I missing?”

You press your body against his, bathing him in surprise,“Oh, Ezekiel... I’m sorry you were never given a chance to show these idiots how wonderful you are.”

“Well finally someone sees how cool I am! But I ain’t done with this game so quickly this time, homie with the hold me.” he informs you exuberantly.

You break the embrace in disbelief,“You’re not thinking about getting back in the competition, are you...?” praying he didn’t mean it so-

“Have to! I’m in it to win it, brah!” he points finger guns at you, an expression of joy from a misunderstanding boy.

Disapproval wavers your throat, No no no,“You can’t!” 

“Hey, what’s the big deal?” a frown drops on his angelic face,“You mad cuz it’s my game?” he was frowning...at you... You...can’t have him upset at you...

“No, no! I’m saying this for your own good! Don’t try get back in the competition, it’ll make your loss worse!” you desperately warn him, knowing how your dad would react and the cruelty your dear would be subject to.

“I didn’t lose nothing. I won knowledge.” his smile came back, under conviction...

“Listen, Zeke!” you hate having to raise your voice at him, but it did do the work.“My dad never treated you right. No one did! And you’ll only continue to be treated like a waste of space.” the space between you limits once more, smiling,“Get with me instead. You won’t regret it, I swear! I’ll show you a world so new, you wouldn’t need to flicker a desire for a measly million dollars.”

“Woah woah woah.” he puts his hands in front of him,“My dad told me that it’s wrong to get with someone before marriage eh?”

Before marriage? Perfect... Perfect! “Then we will get married! How does that sound?”

He looks at you with unversed eyes. You were attractive...and you were sweet to him. Sweeter than anyone’s been to him. And it’s not like you were strangers, you’ve known each other for a year, but…“Weddings are expensive, yo. I gotta make sure I can provide for the fam first then I can dip to start one of my own.”

You squeezed onto his hands, red cracking deeper in your own eyes. Oh how you love a man willing to be independent!,“I’ll pay for it! Everything! At first. I’ll have my dad take care of it, and we’ll have the best wedding in the world! Afterwards, you can go on to be the breadwinner and I’ll be the stay at home wife. I’ll cook breakfast, lunch and dinner for you every day, I’ll take care of the laundry, rub your shoulders whenever you’re sad, give you the best foot massages, and we’ll have as many kids as you want! All you gotta do is say yes!”

Hey all of that does sound worth more than a million dollars and he was gonna be treated like royalty. Finally!

“Okay!” he snorted. The woman of his future!,“I uh don’t have a ring to give you though.”

Like magic, you summon a perfectly suitable box from your pocket,“Already thought of that.”

Your dad(Chris) was not at all happy with your attachment to Ezekiel and your covet to marry him.

Did he agree to your wishes nonetheless?

What other choice did he have?

You held the knife to his throat,“Let me marry him.”

“That homeschooled freak? Seriously? Real funny, (Y/N). I thought you were a gal, not a pig.”

In offence, you started grazing it into his neck.

“Gah!” your dad gasped, pushing you away,“Alright already, fine!”

Safe to say he was not invited!

And you were removed from his will.

Good! You didn’t need whatever junk your dad had to try kill the low void he owned; you had the very best- true love!

Ezekiel had worn his beanie to the alter in an outdoor wedding on his farm.

It was a you may now kiss the groom.

While you couldn’t prevent him from talking to other people, you made sure that his place of work wouldn’t require him much teamwork. Crazy, but who else does he need to be happy?

He never had to go back to Total Drama again. His profile was completely removed and now, not even his own biological family saw him for these past few years.

That doesn’t matter. You were his family now.

“It’s your world, isn’t it, Ezekiel? My baby sweetheart!” You coo, pinching onto his cheek.

“Totally homes! This is what girls were made for, eh?” he smirked, holding his arms up behind him in bed. You sorta revived his old fashioned views on gender...

“To find their prince charming and dedicate their whole lives to make him happy?” You leave his side to pull open the blinds,“What girl couldn’t be happy?”

Maybe this was teenage adults, maybe it was true love.

Either way, Ezekiel was yours.

You set the tray on his lap.

And you were going to do anything to keep it that way.

“Bon appetit!”

[thirdeyeblue]

Hey I just read your recent post The one about the fandom hyper fixation and then your entry in the tags. And I'm not sure if this helps anything, But I feel like it needs to be said, I am so sorry that you are feeling under confident right now, and I hope dearly and truly that it's just a dark cloud overhead. Because I'm someone who does not know you personally, I am truly disheartened to hear you're having a rough time with something you love You spend time and energy and emotions writing these fics for free—not only just you but dozens of authors in this specific fandom we call doctor who— and it must be rough seeing the discourse, (I'm only assuming it's about the purpose of a reprose if I'm wrong just ignore this little rant. That I honestly find a bit annoying because if you don't like the fic do to the ship, back out. If you do, don't use it as an excuse to be toxic and harsh. It's petty and childish.) And the campaign falling through (quite frankly I wish I could punch whoever made Ninex"the doctor's wife" a "canonical" thing, I find the actual shipname a curse in this house and you know who I mean. Like even if you couldn't get Billie back, Just make cool Nine adventures! Also tell us what the heck Mia comes from, I love it I do, but context!) and anything else you might be going through personally. I'm sorry that you're not exactly feeling the motivation right that you use too.

I hope that you know however long this break last, you're an amazing writer and more than likely there is someone jumping into this fandom who—like me— fell in love with tentoo based on your Fics. Even if it might not seem like much books like your brighten up someone's day, and that's one of the best things you can do in the world. Make someone happy. So take your time, ride this wave out, and I hope you have something out there brightening up your life like to do ours!

Jesus, I'm sorry that I'm only just now responding to this lovely ask! It's been buried beneath someone else's novel-length piece of nonsense I've neglected to read for ages/only just now got around to deleting.

I actually quite needed to see something like this today, so even though you sent it months ago, it's serendipitous to have found it again now!

(See below for my long af reply-turned-diary-entry, I'm sorry—I just drank a C4 Smart Energy and my brain is a-going)

I appreciate you for reaching out with all of this love! It's difficult to concentrate when you're already not particularly kind to yourself, but I'm trying—and good god, stuff like this is so helpful.

I'm also so honored and happy to have changed your opinion of Tentoo AND to have brightened up your life in ANY way. You're wonderful 🥹💖

As for the Repose stuff, thank you, fam. Of course that discourse is annoying, but I've recovered from it by now (I'm also close to updating that fic again soon)!

To be honest, it's more upsetting that some people I consider(ed) friends started treating me differently because of shipping (including one not-so-stealthy ""anon"")—but I've made my peace with that. The real ones+incredible readers+actual friends will be with you no matter what.

(Honestly, with the amount of critical thinking that led me to appreciate that ship in a nuanced way [while still actively shipping TentooRose, mind], it's silly for anyone to lump me in with all of the worst opinions present in the T/M fandom—that'd be like lumping me in with the people who think Ten and Rose were fucking (we are not the same)—but people are insane. Still, I've since made separate accounts for my T/M stuff to improve my quality of life as an unpaid content creator. And it's been great! But people can still be weird. Suppose that's the price of engaging with fandom in the first place.)

Regarding the campaign thing: I'm not too concerned about that! I'm the one who made the terrible decision to try and get a petition going around the 60th... It didn't occur to me until after the fact (AKA after RTD obliterated my faith) that I should have based the entire petition around Big Finish/Titan Comics/etc to begin with. I've since come up with a way better idea, I just haven't deployed it yet — but keep an eye out if you're interested! It's going to be the last attempt I make, but I've discussed it with several like-minded friends, and I think it'll be brilliant 💖

But yes. Dear god. That shit they pulled with River and Nine... I don't even wanna talk about it. Hopefully this plan I'm working on will make up for it. Maybe. Who knows.

And thank you again for being lovely. Sorry for the wall of text!

[delicatelie89]

20 questions for fic writers

tagged by the lovely @starrybouquet 💜

1. how many works do you have on Ao3? twenty-three (counting the tiny ones)

2. what's your total Ao3 word count? i almost never look at the stats page. it says 101,051. there's more on my gdrive... definitely more... there has to be.

3. what fandoms do you write for? stargate sg1 sam/jack ... and some unpublish rpf that we won't get into... 👀

4. what are your top five fics by kudos? they're all pretty close tbh.

Losing Touch WIP (M, Stargate, S/J, 35k) 690 kudos

Closing the Distance (E, Stargate, S/J, 4k) 568 kudos

Better or Right (E, Stargate, S/J, 20k) - 567 kudos

Setting the Mood (E, Stargate, S/J, 6k) - 432 kudos

Desire (E, Stargate, S/J, 4k) - 407 kudos (which beats out Perfectly Explainable by a whole 2 kudos 😆)

5. do you respond to comments? yes, eventually i do! they always make me smile. of course if you're enough of a dickhead with a bad attitude you might even get a particularly snarky reply if you catch me on an unforgiving day. 🙃

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? that's got to be Grief and Loss/Loss and Regret (E, Stargate, S/J, 4k) which has ALL the feels bad content. 😬

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? i think most of them have a happy ending... (that's what she said). maybe Better or Right or Better Than Ice Cream.

8. Do you get hate on fics? no, most people are pretty nice and reasonable. there's maybe a handful of entitled "update!" comments that have rubbed me the wrong way.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? lol. yes. LISTEN. if AT says "i called him sir... i think he liked it" then in that train of thought is practically cannon amirite? 😅

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written? no, but if i did it would be in the same cannon of the show (sg atlantis or sg universe).

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? no. i don't think so. sounds awful.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? not that i know of... 🤷‍♀️

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? nope. i think the closest to that would be a group trope challenge.

14. What’s your all time favorite ship? sam/jack stargate sg1 is my opt forever and always.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? um how even dare you. the level of sheer audacit--losing touch. sigh. it's just so long is this thing. and so sad too. i don't have it in me to put my brain into that level of sadness for so long. also i feel grossly incapable of long form fics, they are just such a marathon. i am a one shot girl through and through. but I do hope i finish it! that's still the goal. 🤞

16. What are your writing strengths? funny. or funny-sexy.

17. What are your writing weaknesses? ... longform fics. or action. action sequences are HARD.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? i'd be so impressed with myself if i pulled that off.

19. First fandom you wrote for? stargate sg1 sam/jack.

20. Favorite fic you’ve written? that's hard. losing touch has chapters and parts that i really love. although Perfectly Explainable still makes me laugh. i might have smiled the most writing that one.

I am so very out of touch with tumblr fandom, sorry fam, so i'll tag @sharim28 and @formerdetective and literally anyone who finds this across their dash. thanks for thinking of me @starrybouquet!

[lokiina]

I FINISHED THE GAME (BG3)

I'M GONNA- THERE'S BIG SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT. So if you don't wanna hear about end game stuff don't click it cuz I'll be 100% explaining my ending and adding some screenshots in there too. You have been warned.

Proceed with caution. Like Gale hiding behind Cas.

Kay omg. SO, I'm really curious now how other choices end up playing out cuz for the most part this was a fairly happy end. Not 100% happy, as some people didn't get important things but all things considered things went well.

BUT.

I chose to side with the Emperor for this play. I know it was kinda sus on whether or not he was lying and using you as a means to an end for his own selfish needs, but I decided to take the chance and just follow through with the things he wanted. (Except taking the fancy worm to evolve, I was too scared to do that.) I only used a small handful of the worms through my play, and it ended up not being a problem at the end. My boy was completely fine and cured of his brain worm problem.

also this happened while trying to confront the brain the first time. LMAO

Siding with the Emperor and putting complete trust in him involved giving him the nether stones and it did end with the Githyanki prince guy dying. Cuz in order to leave the prisim properly to help me with the fight he had to absorb his abilities.... which meant eating his brain....

RIP Prince guy. Sorry for that....

But after that unfortunate event he was able to adventure with me outside the prism and I could control him in all the fighting as an allied companion. So I had a crew of 5 running around instead of just 4.

BUT I ALSO LEARNED MY BABY OWLBEAR WAS OKAY. He had previously like.... vanished from my camp and I was pretty sure it was a bug. But the lil babu was all grown up! AND IN ARMOUR!

The allies became quite useful, you could call on a handful of people to come as allied game controlled characters in some of the fights cuz damn them end game fights didn't fuck around. They just swarmed you with enemies.

In the end moments I genuinely thought there was gonna be a moment when the Emperor was gonna pull some shit to like take control of everything himself but he never did. He genuinely just wanted the brain gone. So we were 100% on the same side and so giving him the stones and everything was not an error it worked out.

Now in the cut scenes following the destruction of the brain my game kinda shit itself and stopped loading textures so things started to look absolutely bonkers for me and was a lil hard to follow. I think it's cuz I had been playing for so long my poor lil baby system was struggling to keep up with all the stuff it was throwing at me so I had to save, close the game and relaunch in the middle of the end stuff. Lae'zel peaced out, she was obviously not vibing with the fate of the prince guy. Understandably so. She did thank me for everything else that was done tho. Astarion was really upsetting cuz he was all ready to party, and then the poor guy started to burn in the sun and had to book it. kfdjghdkfjgh and then Karlach. Oh GOD. My poor heart.

I almost fuckin cried fam. She was about to die, and Wyll bust in going NOT ON MY WATCH and the pair of them peaced out to Avernus to save her and kick ass together. I would have offered to go with them but I had a funky lil wizard to worry about too. But I knew with the two of them they'd be okay.

The Emperor was just content everyone was free he said he'd miss my boy and thanked me for trusting him when most people wouldn't have. dkjfghdkfg He's a pretty cool dude.

And then there's this guy. This loveable lil nerd.

SO LIKE CAS IS GOING TO WATERDEEP TO MARRY HIS WIZARD.

It's actually fucking cute as hell and very fitting. I hadn't given Casvius a surname at all cuz they;re hit and miss with Tieflings. Some have some some don't, it's often a reflection of whether or not they keep family ties or if they've grown up outside of human culture influence and the like. I had it head canoned that he basically grew up in the Baldur Gates streets without a family but like managed and turned out okay. But he didn't have a surname at all cuz he didn't know what family he came from and didn't really care to find out. He figures his parents fucked up and he was the first tiefling in their bloodline and they panicked abandoning him. It wasn't an uncommon thing to have happen so it's what he kinda adopted as his own scenario too.

BUT NOW, HE CAN HAVE ONE. He can go marry Gale and be Casvius Dekarios. A name he's happy with and more than glad to adopt as his own.

ANYWAY This fuckin game is brilliant, and I hope it wins game of the year. Fuck. It deserves it. The scope of this game is unreal and you can tell a lot of love was poured into making it.

I'm probs gonna remake this boy and play again later so I can go back through parts that had been previously bugged and patched after I had passed them.

[yinyuedijun]

Aventurine is so ?¿? but in a good way. I only know what my gf has told me about this very interesting man and that's very little.

I genuinely think that he wouldn't know how to handle unconditional love of any kind since he's used to being used and any 'kindness' is more like a loan he's expected to pay back.

So, when he's faced with something that in his head is too good to be true, he wonders what the catch is and is so genuinely confused but doesn't show it when you tell him that you saw it and thought of him

He feels??? Weird, it doesn't make sense in the gambler's brain. Especially when he says he owes you one and you gently chide him that it's a gift he's not supposed to do anything in return, you just got it because it reminded you of him and something he might like.

He'll play it off all calm and composed but once he's in the confines of his room he's going through it and doesn't understand why you'd do something like this and not want something.

He might cry but he'll never tell.

And for a man who's never had unconditional love or at least remembers experiencing it, once he gets a taste of it he wants more yet won't be direct about it. He doesn't want to appear like some puppy begging for attention.

Part of him, the very insecure part, believes that he doesn't deserve it.

You're too kind, you know what kind of man he is yet you still smile at him and treat him so sincerely.

Your touch is kind and tender, handling him with such delicateness.

You genuinely care about him, you wanna know the real him and he's terrified yet his face keeps flushing and he has a dopey smile on his face whenever he thinks back to when you said that and how pretty you looked under the city lights.

He doesn't understand why you do these things but he's glad you haven't stopped even when he's shied away.

Sorry fam I was possessed by the spirit of writing

Odds are this probably gonna ooc but eh enjoy

this has been living rent free in my head ever since u sent this anon oh my god. you said this is ooc but i think it's totally within the realm of canon, like this is his soggie potential! he is not used to relationships that are not transactional so he is like. so genuinely confused and moved by you when you express unconditional care for him... you're so right anon YOURE SO BIG BRAINED......thank you for sharing 🛐 (wonderful writing too !!!!)

[localguy2]

Hey so I made a sort of One-Shot based on this post.

I'm still confused as how the idea for this came about while studying for my midterms, literally brain Y are you like this

regardless, I hope you enjoy reading this!

Differences.

Length: 1728 Words.

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>Literally so ninja<

Fishybusiness, Green:D , Zappy, more…

TheelementofGreen:D : hey is everyone done with school?

Fishybusiness: yeah what's up

Green:D : was wondering if you guys wanna hang out at the "Secret Ninja Warehouse"

Zappy: (so ninja)

HotAsFire: nah sorry, parents need me and Nya at the shot

ICEychef: Shop.*

HotAsFire: >:(

Fishybusiness: what Kai said

Zappy: yeah won't make it as well, my parents also need me at the Junkyard

Rockbottom: i can make it but it might be boring without the rest

Green:D : what about you Znae

ICEychef: Zane.*

Green:D : Zane* damn it

(edited)

ICEychef: Unfortunately I won't be able to make it today, I need to pick up my little brother from middle school, I also have many responsibilities at home along with school work, which would leave me with little to no time, not to mention our usual ninja duties.

HotAsFire: yeah that doesn't sound fun at all

Green:D : damn so no one? Well alright then

Rockbottom: i mean we have our ninja stuff, we'll still see each other today later in the night

Green:D : tru, but at the same I'd be nice to hang out with each other without also having to worry about ninja business

Fishybusiness: also true, we haven't been really able to do that recently

Green:D : maybe another day then, but like always, today at 11PM near BT, alright?

Rockbottom: sure, seems good to me

Zappy: yeah

HotAsFire: you got it fam

Fishybusiness: mhmm

ICEtomeetyou: That should suffice.

Green:D : okay, talk to yall later

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Before slipping the phone back in his Bag, Zane checked the time to figure out if he was going to be late or not.

1:27PM.

Yep, he was definitely going to be late at this rate, unless he got off the bus and started running to his brother's school.

He silently groaned to himself, cursing the traffic jam causing this delay, before zipping his white jacket back up so it wouldn't be an inconvenience while running.

"Getting off!" he called out from the back of the bus while slipping the bag on his right shoulder.

walking to the front of the bus, he gave a small "Thank you." to the bus driver before getting off.

The sounds of the street immediately assaulted his ears, countless drivers shouting at each other while honking their car horns, while ordinary people walked on the pavement and in between the cars, going about their usual day, weather it be talking on the phone loudly while covering their ears, or tugging at their dog and cats, silently listening to music while walking like some students, or simply just carrying the groceries.

(Which reminded him, he needs to get groceries today, but that can wait after he picks Echo up).

After a moment, he looked around him, trying to figure out his exact location and what the fastest route was.

He was currently just south of Borg Tower, or "BT" as his friends would call it, so he wasn't that far off from Echo.

He had all but memorised the southern half of Ninjago City along with the central part of it, something he had to do ever since Julien left with barely any warning.

He snapped himself out of thought, using the mental image of Ninjago in his head to figure out the best route, and taking off in the direction of Echo's school.

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1:35PM.

Zane was slightly out of breath by the time he got to the school, he put his hand against one of the support beams of the entrance so he could catch his breath

He was thankful for the high stamina and agility that came as a result of all of his ninja training, Master Wu's teachings couldn't have come at a better time for everyday things.

He noticed the swarm of children pouring out from the building, some running outside while dragging their bags on the ground, some talking to their friends enthusiastically about a character from a kids show, or a new toy they got, while others simply walked silently alone by themselves.

He carefully walked between the children, not wanting to accidentally trip over one of them as he made his way towards Mrs. Mystake's class.

Mystake is an old woman with grey hair that always wore a rice hat, and she just happened to be an art teacher at Echo's school, and the owner of a Tea Shop he frequented right on the edges of Downton Ninjago City.

She was good friends with Julien, and Master Wu as well, which meant more often than not, the task of getting tea for Master Wu and occasionally Echo fell upon him.

At first she was rather… rude towards him at firstbut, in her defence, she was also rude to every other customer that didn't frequent her shop.

But master Wu and his father always told him to be patient and polite with everyone, it would take a lot of time and visits for her to start being kinder to him.

and on one seemingly random day when he was visiting her shop to pick up tea for his master, she… didn't lash out on him, rather she spoke to him in a calm and collected voice, which left him and many other customers in a bit of a shock.

After that, things only improved, she slowly started warming up to him, and she even began occasionally giving him discounts or coupons, which yet again, always surprised any customer standing next to him near the counter.

He in return also started warming up to the old lady. sometimes using what little free time he has to talk with her or occasionally help around the shop in case she needed something.

He wasn't an employee at the shop, but he liked to help anyway now that he was on good terms with her, and because he enjoyed her company despite her cryptic and mysterious nature at times.

Zane stood at the entrance of the classroom, Mrs. Mystake sat on her desk drinking tea, seemingly unaware of his presence while she watched the over remaining children in the classroom, among whom was Echo who perked up upon noticing Zane standing at the entrance.

"Zane!" Echo excitedly exclaimed while getting up from his small desk and running towards him.

"Echoooo!" Zane picked up his little brother, tightly holding him and giving him a hug before setting him back down. "How was your day little brother?"

"It was fun! We learned about colour mixing today, and Mrs. Mystake helped me draw this today." Echo reached into his pockets and pulled up a folded piece of paper.

Upon taking the folded paper, Zane opened it.

He was looking at a messy drawing of himself with a round face and an overly large smile, with stick figure like legs and arms, the latter stretchered in the air.

Despite the quality of it, Zane couldn't help but laugh at the sight of it, his heart melting at his brother's adorable early attempt at drawing. He wondered if Echo would grow up to be an artist one day, it might be a stretch to assume that right now, but who knows what destiny held for his younger brother.

"This is wonderful Echo, very well done!" he said, handing the paper back to Echo.

"Can we hang it on the fridge when we get back?" asked Echo while jumping.

"I don't see why we can't." answered Zane, which earned a happy smile from Echo.

Zane turned to look at Mystake, who was watching the duo with a small warm smile.

"Thank you for watching over him Mrs. Mystake."

"ah, it is nothing Young Julien, it is my job after all." She put the tea cup down on the desk.

"Still, it is not an easy job to do, so truly, thank you." he argued.

Mystake looked at the young boy and his brother for a moment, they… Reminded her of a life long ago, a much simpler life then nowadays.

Yet despite the passing of time and the changes of life, it…all truly wasn't that bad at times.

"Hmmm, I suppose you're welcome, Young Julien."

Zane gave her a small nod before speaking. "Unfortunately me and my brother have to leave, as I have many things to attend to." he said, scratching the back of his head "I apologise for the abrupt leaving."

"That is perfectly alright Zane, take care."

"Very well, Goodbye Mrs. Mystake." he said, as he began walking out of the classroom, his brother's little hand in his palms.

Mystake looked on at the two as they slowly disappeared into the hallway.

She took pity on the older one, a boy forced to take such a big responsibility at a young age to ensure a comfortable life for the younger one.

And she felt a bit guilty for him after her own son, Master Wu came to visit her once.

On that visit, Wu talked about Zane after she had asked him if he was still recruiting people for his supposed new "Ninja Team".

Curiously, upon hearing the boy's name, she asked what he looked like and who his father was, as the name seemed almost familiar to her.

She was heartbroken after learning that it was the same Zane that had begun frequenting her shop recently.

And the same Zane Julien, son of her dear friend, Dr. Julian, who had mysteriously stopped visiting 3 months ago.

Ever since Wu's visit, she told herself that she would try and act better towards Julien's son, he had to put up with her usual 'not caring about what the customer thought' attitude for a full month while maintaining a kind and respectful attitude.

And despite her being sometimes mad at Julien for leaving his 2 sons behind without anything, she couldn't help but praise the man for the way he raised his older son, noticing two of Julien's special traits in the young boy.

His father's kindness, and patience.

And she could only hope that Zane takes care of Echo in a way that ensures he also becomes the same kind and patient person as his older brother.

And from what she has seen of Zane so far, she has full confidence in his ability to protect and raise Echo.

"I suppose it is like how they say…" she said to herself, taking another sip out of the tea cup. "Like Father, Like Son."

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Anyway that's where I'm leaving things off, hope you guys enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed.

I'll most likely make a part 2, regardless if this gets a lot attention or not, but I'm still indecisive about making it into a full AU, nut only time will tell.

Thanks for reading!

[quotidian-oblivion]

For your ask game! (May I choose more than one?)

🌤️Share your favorite piece of dialogue from your WIP.

🌧️Share something angsty from your WIP.

🌈 Share something soft/fluffy from your WIP.

Love your work!

HIIIII! You absolutely can choose more than one!

Ask game

(Sorry it took a while, it's really busy here on my end)

🌤️ Okieeee. So, this gave me an excellent opportunity to revisit the wips I have been neglecting because of life. Thank you

TW: Implied child abuse

Btw, the following scene is a chat/texting scene

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Jason: Hey baby bird, u still awake?

Tim: My throat hurts.

Jason: Its spring Jason: Did u get an infection or sumth? Jason: Where exactyl does it hurt?

Tim: I don’t know.

Jason: Does it hurt inside? Outside? When u swallow?

Tim: Outside

Jason: Did u hit sumth??

Tim: No

Jason: Baby bird, please. Tell me what happened. I can help you.

A pause.

Tim: I’m not supposed to hide

Jason froze.

Tim: I’m sorry. I dont want to disturb you

Fuck.

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V angsty, ik. Kinda combines the second q too? But fortunately, i'm not low on angst pieces.

🌧️ Alrighty, let's see, more angst.

Aha! Tim's 6 in this one

TW: Implied child abuse

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Tim forgot all the pain and ran to his room, not stopping until he locked the bedroom door, then crawling into his closet and closing the door of that too. Only then did he break out into proper crying. 

Blindly fishing around for one of his few stuffed dolls, he found a random one (a dolphin) and hugged it, curling up on top of it. 

He didn’t know what had just happened, but the memory in his brain was fuzzy and blurry. 

He knew that he would forget it soon. Then maybe he could apologize and bring his dad back.

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I'm having fun! Now, sumth fluffy to balance out the angst.

🌈 Aaaaaalrighty. Sumth fluffy. I love this scene sm. Mainly cuz how chaoticly accurate it is to the fam.

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She once tied him up to a chair tightly and spoon-fed him all different kinds of food when he had accidently gone two days without eating.

She made him properly chew and swallow a piece of fruit, two vegetables, a glass of milk, chicken tender nuggets, and an entire slice of cake. She had shoved in the last bit of cake into his protesting mouth, when the others finally showed up in his room to end the torture. Tim suspected that Alfred was responsible for their uncommonly late arrival. 

When they confronted her, Cass pointed at Tim and said, "Too small." 

Tim made a noise of indignance. "I'm not that small. I've grown a lot over the years." 

Cass poked his stomach and sniffed, "Too empty." 

That sent Jason and Dick into a fit of laughter that ended up with them wheezing on the floor. 

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And that's it! Ooh, tysm anon!! I loced hunting through the wips. It makes me want to write again. And i'm crediting that to you ^^

Hope you have an enchanting day! 💖

[demi-rxndxm-stxff]

Incorrect Quotes (Oc Edition)

Trickster: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Shadow: 'Prettiest Smile' Spirit: 'Nicest Personality' Charlie: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Solar: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

*Noran and Zombra sitting in jail together* Zombra: So who should we call? Noran: I’d call Rachael, but I feel safer in jail

Skylar: How petty can you get? Charlie: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Trickster: Dammit, Shadow! Shadow: What?! It wasn’t me! Trickster: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Charlie! Charlie: Not me either. Spirit: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Solar: *whistles*

Aren: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Zombra: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Charlie: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

Crimson: We have a problem. Roman: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Solar: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver. Solar: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

Warlock: Go to hell! Solar: Where do you think I come from?

Roman: What are you in the mood for? Crimson: World domination. Roman: That's a bit ambitious. Crimson: You are my world. Roman: Aww… Crimson: Roman: Crimson: Roman: OH.

Zombra: *Finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods* Zombra, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!

Warlock: Shadow, I am questioning your sanity… Trickster: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

Raito: God, give me patience. Jester: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Raito: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Shadow: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Jester: Raito! My face is on fire! Raito: Jester! Are you ok?! Jester: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. Raito: But your face is on fire. Jester: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

Charlie: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Lenwood: I think my guardian angel drinks.

Ace: *Morse Code* Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you

Warlock: Goodnight moon. Warlock: Goodnight tree. Warlock: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Zombra: This is such a bad idea. Aren: Then why are you coming along? Zombra: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Trickster: What do our pets talk about? Solar: Not much. Prince: *Meow* (I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.) Cosmic: *Bark* (It's not a joke.) Cosmic: *Whimper* Cosmic: *Bark* (I'm a legit snack.)

Black Bird: *Caw* (Can I bother you for a second?) Prince: *Meow* (You're always bothering me, but go ahead.)

Black Bird: *Caw* (Don't stay up all night, Prince. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own tail.)

Prince: *Hiss* (We need a distraction.) Solar: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Cosmic, whispering: *Bark* (My time has come)

Zombra, going over Aren's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative. Aren: Yes Zombra: Okay…may I know what you create? Aren: Problems.

S Trio and Pet Trio's reactions to being told 'I love you' Shadow: Thanks fam! Spirit: Oh no. Cosmic, crying: *Whimper* (I love you too.) Black Bird: *Caw* (Sounds fake, but okay.) Solar: *A flustered mess* Prince: *Meow* (Can I get a refund?)

Prince: *Meow* (I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.)

Prince: *Meow* (You're giving me a sticker?) Black Bird: *Caw* (Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of another kitty saying “me- wow!”) Prince: *Meow* (I'm not a kitten.) Black bird: *Caw* (Fine, I'll take it back.) Prince: *Hiss* (I earned this, back off!)

Prince: *Meow* (Any idiot would know that.) Cosmic: *Growl* (I knew that!) Prince: *Meow* (See?)

Jester: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person. Jester: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

[borderlineloverspersonality]

my 'PERSON' Drunk, sorry for typos.

MY person lied. My 'person' decided to be someone who they said they weren't. My 'person' told me to 'throw everything' they said out the fucking window. My 'person' who i fell in love with and moved in with and got engaged to too fucking quickly, pulled a 180, and i begged and pleaded my person to be who they said they were. And my person klept telling me they didn't want to change and wanted someone who loved them for who they were. Fast forward bout 6 months, my person and I had a long 6 hour conversation about how they'd change and they wanted to work on it for me finally, buyt my brain said, no. Nah fam. Thats- no. Person is bad now. Because of everything I went through, person sucks. So I trold person 2 months later, "hey, I'm having feeliongs, and I think I fell out of love with you., but I'm unsure." so person, 2 days later, breaks up with me and then starts treating me not great. Not shit, just- not fucking great. 4 days later person realizes I was still trying and asks for me back, and I said no. Because of the way person was TREATING me after the 'breakup' was a red flag to me and I just- couldn't. COuld not. I need to work on myself. I need to be able to do whatever the fuck I want. Wiothout conflict. Person agreed. Agreed to be my caregiver still aggreed to financially help me etc. But only if I was person's only. That iof I was ready to branchh out and flirt with other's i wouldn't because 'why would I help someone who isn't my girl' So now i'm scared and being blackmailed into a relationship. TBFH i'm tired of typing. Now. Currently. Person keeps finding reasons to go into our kitchen when I'm aon calls with my friends (which is rightr next to my PC area where i resid 90% of my day) in order to spy on what Im saying or try to find something I'm saying that trhey don't like. And the proof? Is that they said they wanted to clean the whole house, but only cleaned the kitchen. Just the kitchen. Kept leaving and coming back after they found more things to do to 'clean the kitchen' while i"m on call with mty friends, who happen to be friends of the opposite sex. idk where i'm going with this. Its jisty a vent. I need to leave. Okay thanks