#sorry max

[sunflowers-and-scales]

extremely rare elusive sunny-drawn sokeefe

@queefsencen for u

[racingghost]

please......please....... knight seb....... pleas.e share...

Somehow I knew you'd have my back ahaha

So, about this AU + snippet

For anyone who isn't comrade @backmarkerr over there, every AU I have is basically OUR AU. Mine and Max. Mi casa tu casa and all that.

So in this one, Kimi's a prince, and Seb is a Knight from a very stern order (Red Bull Order) who is assigned to protect him. Red Bull Order knights are very strong, capable, and known to be these legendary, cold-faced warriors.

They're also massive virgins, because of their strict vows. They're trained from a very early age to form little attachment to people, and have as little personality as possible.

So that's the context, here's the snippet...

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Sebastian Vettel was an attentive man, who took credence to any gossip he heard. His caution always served him well, as the word on the street was often more perceptive and accurate than the stories nobles and courts tried to pass as truth. Pretense was not a commoner concern.

With that said, while Prince Raikkonen’s favoring of men wasn’t by any means a new rumor, Sebastian found himself questioning it for the first time.

It seemed that his young royal’s visit to the brothels wasn’t going to show any sort of decorum, but contrary to what he was expecting at the beginning of the night, that had nothing to do with men as a preference, and everything to do with… well…

A loud, ecstatic moan vibrated through the door he was guarding, as if on cue.

Whether the prince liked women or not, it was certain that women very much liked him. To add to the embarrassment, the explicit sounds were something Sebastian never heard before in his life, which for a man his age was bordering on preposterous. They had an effect on him, one that left him feeling too hot under the collar and all the same relieved his clothes were heavy and dense.

“Ahem.” A cough at his side made him glance at Heikki Kovalainen, a fellow knight, albeit from no remarkable order. “Plan is going well, huh?”

Sebastian didn’t respond, instead pressing his lips firmly together.

“You know she’s being theatrical right?” Heikki glanced at Vettel with a smug face, as if he could smell his inexperience from a mile away.

“What?” Sebastian reacted, unable to help himself.

“The moans, the shouts. She’s doing her little performance too, no offense to the prince.”

“I wonder what the prince will think when I relay him your words.”

Heikki only scoffed at the threat, as if he wasn’t concerned with that at all.

“He’s probably thinking the same as me.” He leaned a bit closer to Sebastian. “As far as preferences go, he tends to like them more quiet. More discrete.”

“This might be one of the few things I don’t have to know about him.” Sebastian replied, feeling his face warm to a noticeable degree.

“God, you’re a prude.” Heikki leaned back to where he was, as another pleasured shout came from the room. “Guess it’s true what they say of the mighty Bulls.”

If only he were a tortoise, Sebastian would have hidden his face inside his shell as he so wanted to. Unfortunately, his lack of response didn’t stop Heikki from bringing up the inevitable.

 “You’re all virgins.” Oh the grin in his voice.

“You must find trips to the brothel to be better than committing to honorable vows then.” Sebastian defended himself. He tried to sound as snotty nosed as a true Holy Knight would have felt, but next to an older peer he only sounded juvenile, even to his own ears.

“Nothing honorable about blue balling yourself.” Heikki laughed. “What are you, a nun? Even those escape the convent some nights…”

“Don’t speak heresies…”

“Well I’ll let you know right now, if a girl moans the moment you touch her waist, she likes your wallet more than you.”

“I would never!”

“Pay for it? Because I hope you get to experience it someday. It’s what makes a man, a man.”

While Sebastian kept a sour glare towards Heikki, deep within himself he couldn’t lie and say he hadn’t thought of it. Especially now, with all the noises coming from behind that door.

He wondered how it would be to see a naked woman, see her large breasts and nothing between her legs. He twitched his fingers as he imagined how it would be to touch fleshy thighs and see the fat and muscle in them move beneath his hands.

Sebastian’s only point of comparison was seeing a sharp blade effortlessly glide through meat and even bone. He was curious, certainly, but he wasn’t yearning for it.

However, the thought of Kimi in there changed it from pure anatomy to something more. There, Sebastian had a point of reference. He saw Kimi’s body when he was wounded and needed to be cleaned and bandaged, he felt the strength of his arm around his waist, he witnessed the droplets of sweat sliding down his neck when it was too hot outside.

The muscles he saw still and bruised, how would they look in action? Pulling and tensing with movement, putting their strength to use by holding this woman in position? How would he look naked? Not vulnerable, but confidently naked?

A hint of a response came from the room once again, a loud and stretched out cry that sounded as ecstatic as it was out of breath.

No matter how much Heikki babbled, that one didn’t sound fake at all.

[masterandapprentice]

Max Verstappen representing my working life at the office:

"Me, knowing I have to deal with the same stupid people everyday"

"Me, after my lunch hour"

True life guys.

[gwennygwenn]

last night i dreamt that i was watching the season 5 of stranger things and lucas was flirting with will but it was just a subplot for byler

the goal here was to show that mike was interested in will by making him jealous

so i guess lumax doesnt matter in my subconscious

[cecoeur]

It’s actually hilarious that RBR put literally every contracted driver they’ve got into one room and still couldn’t produce anything interesting.

[mclarennerd1645]

Lando: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Max: Fucking Charles and Yasmin were trying to summon spirit's again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting

[nossumusstellae]

Me, writing away: *randomly and casually names a character Maxima for no reason at all, keeps typing* Me: *re-reading what I wrote this morning* Me: Oh crap. *facepalms*

So, uh... anyone got any alternative names that I can use that are not possibly the name of one of my moots?!? Looking for a name that means "victorious" or "the greatest." (Not using Victoria, fyi. Too obvious.)

The character is a young woman, about 20 years old, and is Jaye's cell mate.

[f1-disaster-bi]

“You’re just a waste of time”

Dando ☺️

Daniel was making his way to Lando's hotel room, grinning to himself and planning exactly how he was going to celebrate his boyfriend tonight when he heard it.

The voice had him stopping in his tracks, out of sight behind the last corner of the hallway and Daniel felt his heart rhundering in his chest because that was Max's voice. Max who Daniel had had a toxic on-and-off again relationship filled with the other cheating on him to fight his straight boy persona.

Max was talking to Lando, not just talking, he was degrading the other and Daniel wanted to throw up.

"You're a waste of time. He always fucks the pretty ones until he's bored and comes back to me", Max laughed cruelly, "You're just his flavour of the week, don't let it break you when he comes back to me"

Daniel can feel his fist clenching because that might have been true when he loved Max but he didn't anymore. He had never truly been in love with Max, he knew that now. His relationship with Lando was so much more than what he had had with Max, and Daniel was still untying the knots that Max had left in his soul.

But he had never felt love until Lando.

He was ready to step in when he heard Lando laughing.

"Daniel isn't a toy, and neither am I. Maybe your jealous bullshit talk worked on the others you chased away but you don't get to do this to him. You don't own Daniel, no one does, and he's happy. It's not his fault you're a miserable fuck regretting what you let go", Lando replied, and Daniel couldn't help but feel proud of him for standing up for himself, "What goes on between me and Daniel, is none of your business so back off" "It's cute you think you're anything but an easy fuck and a mediocore driver", Max started to say and Daniel sees red, cutting the other off by rounding the corner and wrapping his arm around Lando's waist. He drops a soft kiss on Lando's forehead, easing the crease that had formed there. "I think it's time you left my boyfriend and me alone, Max", Daniel warned lowly, thumb brushing along Lando's hip under his hoodie. "Boyfriend?", Max actually seemed to pause at that word, something flashing in his eyes before a sneer replaces it, "You know where I am when you come crawling back" "Don't count on it mate. I'd be a fucking idiot to let Danny get away", Lando answered sweetly, looking up at Daniel with a smile and Daniel only had eyes for Lando as the other walked away, leaving them alone at last.

[lxndonorris]

all smiles for the home race next week

[swaggypsyduck]

i hate periods. for all the reasons ppl normally hate them. but i especially hate how bad the insomnia is.

it's 3am and all im doing is staring at my ceiling thinking about max (@liverpool-enjoyer) being a lawyer for man city in a sitcom and giggling to myself.

[rancidpancakebatter]

Had a stressful day. Went to take a wine bath. I dropped the wine.

Now my roommate’s [Who isn’t home] very sweet boyfriend [didn’t realise he was here] is very timidly checking on me from the other side of the door bc he heard me yell “Fuck” really loudly after glass shattering in the bathroom.

[spindash]

my poor sim just had to take all her uni exams hungover orz

[yudgefudge]

can we please walk away with a win today…I really do not want to miss out on the top 4.

[chalkrevelations]

ANYWAY, back to Manner of Death for a bit, and I’m almost halfway through Ep 5, and we’re drinking, and we’re stargazing, and is it finally time for some ill-advised sex? I am ready for some ill-advised s ...

Oh. We’re going to talk about our dead friend. Probably NOT, then.

Show, I am kind of >: (  at you right now, I’m gonna tell you.

[ravelintherain]

max not wanting to go when the first guy "pulled" him to the middle

charles grabbing his waist

max's smile when charles did it

fuck

Max Verstappen insists that Charles Leclerc take the middle spot - traditionally for the P1 position - in their top 3 post race photo.

🎥: 2023 Las Vegas Grand Prix