rancidpancakebatter

[rancidpancakebatter]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

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vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

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i'll let phie-san say it:

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So apparently cannabis water is a thing, so we're going to find out how zooted it gets ya wish me luck

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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Biggest indicator of US decline: You could buy 6 BigMacs with 1 hour of minimum wage in 1980, but today you can't even buy one, despite minimum wage more than doubling.

It's over.

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there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

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i recommend being a fan of 1 problematic piece of media at least once in your life

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my favorite part of beach boys lore is that the beatles are the villains

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do NOT kill a bug loose in your home. do NOT release it outside. mail it to me P.O. box 453 in LA CA. i teach them circus tricks. if my training doesn’t work i will eat it

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clearly the rnc is demographically targeting my childhood third grade class at recess

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This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

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the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

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when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

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shit shit shit I left my furry trash sketchbook in the lobby all the campus dorm leaders are having a meeting in and plopped right in the center of their table is a fucking shirtless bunny dude with my name on it shiiiiiit

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