rancidpancakebatter

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Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????

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don’t think intimacy will ever feel normal for me but i’m being really chill about it

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Found in a 120 year old time capsule.

Full VDO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoDj4mXdqmc

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cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

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the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.

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Wild how, on a post about a transmasc who has g cup tits not passing people will literally say with their whole chest (buried hip deep in their own ass) that testosterone has farther reaching effects than estrogen because it can cause "irreversible" body hair growth (among other things, but that's their primary and only explicit example besides voice).

Like hmm, I wonder what major and significant bodily features estrogen might cause to occur for transmascs if puberty isn't suppressed that are rather famously reversible only by a surgery - one of the trans surgeries most denied to/inaccessible for fat trans people, no less. I wonder what bodily changes a typical estrogen-based puberty might in fact bring to bear that might in fact cause trouble passing.

(In the tags someone claimed that all breast tissue will be read as gynecomastia and therefore completely accepted if you're read as male and... idk how to tell you that nearly no one above like b cups is read as male, that gynecomastia isn't actually just accepted and in fact leads to cis men being transvestigated, sometimes violently, and that you're intersexist and exorsexist. Never mind that "oh well trans people who don't transition of course won't pass, but they don't count" was another "argument" for all trans men and mascs passing. I mean, the bigot knows they contradict themselves etcetc but holy fucking shit.)

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

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I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website

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imagine thinking you can just call people a slur

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

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The chances keep going up.. NASA says there's now a 3.1% chance an asteroid will hit Earth in 2032, up from 2.6% yesterday.

This is the highest risk assessment an asteroid has ever received, surpassing 2.7% in 2004

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i have a folder in my computer called "just in case" where i have important documents saved, like the constitution (since trump REMOVED IT from whitehouse.gov) and books that might get banned

im obviously going to add more, if anyone has any reccomendations please let me know. just wanted to share because i think its a good idea going into these next 4+ years.

EDIT i've also added a clip of elon doing the nazi salute because its taken down a lot of places and likely will be removed everywhere. as well as screenshots of what happened when you searched "presidents in order" (it did not show biden) and "president from 2020-2024" (it showed trump) but have since been fixed

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So much queer discourse is just "i like pancakes" "so you hate waffles?" Type shit

"I believe mspec lesbians are valid" "so you think lesbians just need good dick?"

"I believe trans men can identify as lesbians if they want" "so you think trans men are women?"

"I believe transandrophobia exists" "so you think transfems oppress transmascs?"

No bitch that's a whole new sentence wtf are you talking about

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i’m all sex positive and shit but i’m begging you. do not make your characters over 30 fuck on the floor. please. think of their lower backs. their knees. have some empathy 🙏

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sometimes you have to let certain feelings just pass through you. you feel it, then you let it go. you don’t hold on and you don’t act on it. it’s just visiting you for a moment and doesn’t have to mean much more

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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

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i invented a goth mermaid but i dont have a name for her yet

(update: i decided her name is Obelia. or maybe Abyssa. Abyssa was another character but it's the coolest name I've thought of so far. Thanks for all the suggestions)

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remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight