#sorry kid try getting older

[htfs-ranked-on]

htfs ranked on how muscular they are?

this has been sitting in the inbox for dayyys collecting dust omg

roughly in order of most muscular to least muscular!!

splendid: as a furry superman parody he gets #1 by default

splendont: also automatically muscular but i do think he's leaner than splendid

flippy: picked up a lot of strength from the army

russell: i mean, he's a pirate, he's gotta have put on a fair bit of muscle from hauling on ropes and all that fun stuff, right?

handy: considering that he's generally pretty small overall, i think he always surprises people with how muscular he actually is, but working construction will do that to you

cuddles: i think he's more of a speed build than anything but he's pretty physically active so he's probably put on some muscle over the years!

giggles: she's an outdoorsy type! i don't think she's like Super muscled, but if she were to actually flex i think it would impress a few people at least

toothy: he was able to bench that barbell pretty well in "ipso fatso" until his spotter got run over. assuming those plates are 45s, that puts him at a 135 pound bench press, which from what i've read is good for a beginner! so like, not muscular, but not NOT muscular, either

lifty: i mean, he's strong enough to carry his brother? when he isn't a golden statue, anyway. and he did help carry flippy's bigass tv in "easy for you to sleigh", so he's probably decently strong, but i think he's still more fast than anything.

sniffles: i don't think he's super muscular, but toothy trusted him to spot for him, and he was able to shove that washing machine around by himself in "blast from the past", so he's probably somewhere in the middle!

nutty: he is so very fast but he doesn't strike me as overly muscled by any means

mime: he's physically fit, but he doesn't strike me as overly muscular. seems like more of the flexible type, if anything

lammy: strong enough to help a friend move furniture, but not much more than that

petunia: same as lammy! strong enough to be practical, but not super muscley

shifty: TWINK ALERT!!! he put all his points in charisma and stealth he is Not strong

pop: just strong enough to wrangle his kid and like. move a grill around if he needs to lol

disco bear: canonically fat and all the exercises he did were cardio he is officially Not Muscular

[worstloki]

people just ignore Thor was a feral child, huh? like his life goal was probably to demolish another race at age 12 and he was probably begging to go to war and attempted to murder their father for not letting him via telepathy that he didn't have.

[lacnunga]

In the wake of the IA situation, I've seen a lot more posts circulating about using your local library and I just. Sigh

[sxfterhearts]

DROPPPP THE JIUNG SMUT FIC 😭💔😭💔😭💔 literally nobody writes for him anymore and it makes me sad idc if it’s fluff, angst, smut, etc. just need me some jiung tbh

OMG ANON!!! this is insane i'm literally SO HAPPY TO RECEIVE YOUR ASK UHM THANK YOU AND UH ALSO I LOVE YOU IG? 💗 sorry is that too dramatic

okay youre so real tho literally nobody writes for my love jiung........... except i USED to write only fluff (i think i have around 3 fluff fics in my masterlist) and im not even joking, i literally have not wrote a single word of smut in 4years. FOUR YEARS. can you imagine???? it took kcon and dfesta and hello82 CHOI JIUNG TO BRING ME OUT OF MY SMUT HIATUS. WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS TRIGGERRED I REALLY MEANT IT COS OHHHHHH MY GOD I FR WAS LIKE FKJEJNFEILJNR RAHHHHHHHHH 👹 haha ha im gonna rant below under the cut sozzz

anyways TL;DR: DW MY FELLOW CHOCOCHIP your girl's gotchu i SEE u and i HEAR u and i will be working on the smut fic in earnest tonight (wish i published it earlier but damn it really is harder than i rmb to write smut) so yes. it will be dropped sometime tonight if all goes well (aka if i dont lose my mind will writing my own smut fic) you have been warned !! get keen !!!!! also feel free to DM me if you would like me to add you to a taglist or notify you when it's published (i'm aussie so time diff wise it will probs drop at a time that is convenient for americans cos LOL tumblr is an american site fr) !!!!

thank you so much for this ask btw it has been received and much appreciated by this little piwon writer living in her own tiny corner of the internet <333333333333 like i say this all the time but anytime anyone interacts with me and reads my fics it legit blows my mind cos im like who?? me??? damn.. //blushes

also ur so right i think its crazy how the popularity of members in terms of fanbase vs which members people actually want to read fics for is like... so different like worlds apart omg JUSTICE FOR HYUNG LINE PLSSSS i need more hyung line writers omfg

[lao-huangs-bitch]

I sometimes have a Hard Time explaining to people that I have No Other Gaming/Anime/Fandom Interests beyond X. Like I don't even really play video games I just wanted that one guy.

[sociallyawkwardseal]

Okay, so not fanfic/writing stuff but do you ever think of how close Calla and Kody used to be? How sweet and bright and encouraging she was towards him when they were younger? How friendly and warm she was? How they smiled at each other? It makes me want to eat rocks.

[solar-halos]

okay i give up i cant write this pjo fic percy loves sally too much

[quillkiller]

omg im gonna be alone forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[evansbby]

possibly controversial opinion but…

[cak31ssuperi04]

(Breaking my silence) I kind of. Love Saaya actually

[that-was-anticlimactic]

working on a worksheet for tomorrow (making adjustments lol) and i just decided to add a bonus question. i think i'm really funny for this: "BONUS: come up with a title for a poem similar to the first lines of Dickinson’s poems based on what you did today. Try to make it sound poetic or dramatic :)". then, i gave an example and ended up writing a mini dickinson esq poem and ngl i'm kind of proud of it even tho it's so stupid lol

"I called the Cops to move a Car –

tattered Green – stuck in a Circle –

trapping the Crowded Coaches

in the green – wet ring"

[guiltyblogging]

Sorry in advance. My tags lost the plot. Take note and get some sleep, kids. Lack of sleep rots your brain, I'm proof.

[melodiark]

Since I was a kid I’ve thought there’s something wrong with me

Not too bothered by it I just feel kind of out of place

Anger and sadness and outrage

Joy and excitement as well

Where is it

Yes I’ve despaired

And I guess sometimes I’m glad I don’t feel much

But in moments I think others would feel more

And be broken

I wonder if I’m enough when I just stand there

or if there’s something missing

That was never there in me but that’s there for others

Or if it’s trapped behind a wall to crack through or some place that I’ve got to unlock

I don’t know

It’s just an odd place to be in

[nexus-nebulae]

now that we're looking into our body past and finding way more signs that we've been plural for god knows how long, we've been leaning into more of the things we used to do very naturally to express our plurality and it's been kinda fun

[tittysuckersworld]

i love my brother making me feel increadibly unsafe

[brick-van-dyke]

Literally the opposite of what actually happens but ok sure, let's assume all pro Palestinians (including Jewish Palestinians and antizionist Jews) have said what you just put in their mouth. Lets also assume that any and all Palestinians (again, including Jewish Palestinians) who hate Israeli Jews for the treatment of them are wrong while Jews who hate Germans for their cruelty are right. Let's assume we support, unconditionally, all Zionists in the past and present since apparently you see Zionism as Representing Jewish safety.

This implies we should go support the people who have historically supported the Nazi party in Germany (Zionist Federation of Germany with the The Haavara Agreement, as well as their collaboration and in killing Jews in Nazi Germany, remembering also their deal to deport Jews to Palestine), or the famously totally not antisemitic far right neo nazis (Donald Trump, Proud Boys, etc) currently supporting Israel and saying it "should" be the only place for Jews. If these groups, who have been notorious for desecrating Jewish graves and synagogues long before oct 7, spraying graffiti of swastikas, and harassing Jews, are now pro Israel (evidently again as said groups have vouched support for Israel and attacked activists for ceasefire continually over the past years, should we, as people who do not want to accept any intolerance from either anti Jewish OR anti Palestinian sentiment, just ignore all of this?

If supporting Israel means standing side by side with people raising their hand in a seig hail and saying "death to Jews" and "death to Arabs"? Yeah, no, I don't think the enemy here is a race or even the trauma from years of occupation that shows as defensiveness and hatred, but as always, the western Nazis who pit and have always pitted racial groups against each other. And I think I'd rather die both pro Palestinian and pro Jewish rather than live as a nazi. And evidently it is established Neo Nazi organisations supporting Israel and I will not stand besides those antisemitic, racists motherfuckers and no amount of "some of the nazis might be Jewish and hate Jews" will make me rethink that. There were gay Nazis, but they still killed us for being queer. Likewise, I don't stand with any other group who bootlick to their oppressors and side with those oppressors.

Like, there is just nothing that can be said to convince people to join the same side that are reusing nazi slogans, signal and symbols, I'm sorry but no. Many many Jews, queers and people who have any trauma around nazis fucking up their lives don't want that and calling them "the wrong kind of Jew" or "self hating" is just wrong. Jews can hate nazis, and if a nazi says "you should support Israel" damn right I'll question that.

I also want to add a bit extra in relation to people who try to use this movement for antisemitism, and those who do actually have trauma from Israeli occupation. The former are kicked out, ostracized and shunned. They are not part of this movement and, more often than not, hate Palestinians and Arabs as well. Using this movement is a convenient way for them to encite hatred towards both Arabs and Jews, they are racists fuckwits and we, those who want freedom and equality for both Jews and Palestinians, do not recognise these fuckers as much as they hold hatred and clash with our own groups.

The latter are those who, much like many people have been led to believe thanks to propaganda, that Jewishness and Zionism are one and the same when they're very different. Zionism, while originating from Jewish groups intertwining into the French academic community, it is a political movement built out of western socialism and feudalist nationalism. The genuine hope of return is a separate Jewish concept that, while has been misused to justify Political Zionism, is its own concept that has existed long before the influence of French militarism and western colonialist ideologies. Said people see the indiscriminate slaughter in Palestine and even towards other Jews and then blame Jews, thanks to that conflation. The defending of that lie only further endangers Jewish communities and risks the rise of antisemitism. Israel has, despite being warned of this, capitalised further on this and incited violence against Jews.

Despite all of this, all evidence, and all logic, even if we assume that all Jewish and Arab Palestinians somehow are to be blamed more than any far right Nazi standing by your side for 1939, it cannot be denied that the obsession of race being the determining factor of ones morality is a dangerous standpoint to base your stance on. If this really is an argument of "pro Arab or pro Jew" with no allowance to accept all races as equal, then there is no argument to be had; if you think anyone born as any one race or ethnicity is to blame then your own identity cannot claim innocence over the inherent racism of that stance, both towards Arabs and the racist assumption of othering Jews, even and especially as a Jew.

starting to realize that when antizionists say “israel shouldn’t be the only safe place for jews” they don’t mean “so we should make other places safe for jews,” they mean “there should be no safe place for jews”