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[or0ch1maru]

Shyly asking: Zetsu nsfw headcanons 🌓

hiiiiiii, this^ this right here is wtf I’m talking aboutttttt, let’s get into it🫵🏻

Warnings: this is literally porn, 18+, double penetration, degrading, praising, quickies, zetsu with two dicks, orgasm denial, toys, hair pulling, the occasional slap, possessive kink, period sex, brat taming

Sorry if this is all over the place, my thoughts were bouncing around my head and felt like I couldn’t get them out fast enough lmfao

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-two cocks: starting off strong I know but come on

-one sits on top of the other(like how I believe Kisa’s set up) so when he’s feeling particularly mean, just know both holes are being tormented(who are we kidding, both holes are getting fucked every time)

-now, I mentioned in my last hc post, that he’ll split up into two separate beings and go about his business. Yea, some of his business is you

-white Zetsu(sweet baby)will distract you with literally anything, giving black Zetsu a chance to trap you

-black Zetsu is the meanie, degrading you, his words so filthy that you can’t help but become soaked. White Zetsu praises you. Calling you his princess as he holds you against his chest. Back pressed against him as he watches black Zetsu shove his fingers down your shorts

-“ohh, bein’ so good for us princess, just look at you.” He’ll coo into your ear, moving one hand up to your mouth, either covering it completely or shoving a finger or two in your mouth

-“quit with that shit, she’s nothing but a lil’ whore. I mean, look.” Black Zetsu retorts back, pulling his hand from your pants, holding up his fingers that are covered in your slick. You whining into white Zetsu’s hand from being denied your release

-they loveeeeee having you cum and cream on their cocks which is why, 90% of the time, they pull their fingers/tongue/toys away from you before you have the chance

-one of their favorite things is oral. They have oral fixations. White Zetsu loves and craves, has even cried because of his need to have you sit on his face. His hands gripping your thighs as he holds you against his head, black Zetsu taking this opportunity to shove his cock down your throat

-loves pulling his cock out to smack against your tongue and cheek before roughing cramming it back. Groaning at the sight of your glossed over eyes, tears forming in the corners

-they could go for hoursssssssss. If none of you have missions for a few days, just know you’ll be bent over any surface of your shared room, in the shower, folded like a pretzel. And you’ll lose your ability to walk

-now, double penetration wise, they’ll use their fingers and toys to stretch you out and prepare you before going any further. They may be cruel, but they know their princess’ limits. Wanting you to be fully comfortable and ready before they proceed

-safe word!! Is a must

-sometimes, if they don’t separate, they’ll have you in doggy, taking you from behind. Your cute pussy being stuffed to the max by both cocks

-when they do separate, black Zetsu takes your pussy, only because he knows you can handle his roughness better while sweet white zetsu, fills your ass. He goes at a slower pace, especially when you’re taking him for the first time and even when you’ve adjusted, he’ll speed up but never rough with you

-“you loved being stuffed huh princess?”, “fuckin’ hell, could live like this. You’re so warm.”, “gods you look so pretty baby, bein’ such a good girl.”

-“our girl is such a cock hungry slut huh?”, “you love being fucked by two cocks don’t you lovey?”, “take it baby, fuckin’ take it.”

-they don’t mind period sex at all. Aren’t afraid to eat you out either. They know orgasms help relieve cramps so just know you’ll be well taken care of

-they have a collection of dildos, vibrators, and butt plugs. One of their favorites being the vibrator that they can control

-watching you try to keep your composure while talking to Itachi, noting the slight blush to your cheeks

-when black Zetsu is feeling mean, whether it’s stress, need after being away on a mission, or you acting like a damn brat, he’ll pull you into the room, slip a cute little plug into you before letting you get back to business. He’s a patient man. Could wait alllllll day until your holes were prepped

-they both love leaving hickeys. Purple and red marks littering your thighs, chest, collar bones and neck. Not caring who sees them, they want people to know your his

-when you’re giving black Zetsu head, he loves having you on your knees in front of him, his hand pulling your hair roughly as he yanks you around, guiding your mouth to where he needs it

-when you act like a brat, he won’t hesitate to make contact to your cheek, nothing that’ll ever leave a mark or hurt you. More like a tap tbh. Just something he knows will make you pay attention

-prefers to just pull his cock out, and have that hit you in the cheek

-if he’s feeling particularly needy, he’ll pull you away from whatever you’re doing, just to shove you up against the wall, face mushed against the stone as he fucks into you

-could be in an empty hallway of the compound, a bathroom, he’ll he’s even done it in the library the akatsuki has built in

-also, I totally believe he’s into sharing you. Not with just anybody. The only other person I think he’d let see you like this is Tobi. Just imagine that omggggggg

(Phew, had to stop myself there because good lord)

I don’t mind doing a full prompt on any of this or doing more nsfw headcanons, just send me whatever 💋

[jay-and-joy-write-naruto]

Love your blog sooo much! Can I request some hcs for Madara, Hashirama, Tobirama and Itachi?

A/N: Thank u for the nice words darling

Madara

Oh, he’s into it. Not like he’d admit that to anyone.

His reaction strongly depends on how he finds out. Like, if he has to find out because someone else told him, he won’t like that at all. Because that means someone else got to see them, right? And he doesn’t like that at all. Madara can be very possessive and especially a stripper s/o would be something he won’t like at all. He’s gonna have a fight about it with you, and at first he’ll definitely want you to stop. He doesn’t want other people seeing you like this and he doesn’t really want people to know his s/o does that kinda work? He’s a bit of a dick :///

It’s easier if you tell him - this is, of course, if he doesn’t already know bc he saw you himself XD - because he’ll feel like you trust him more and he’ll still bitch about it but!! He’ll get over it a lot quicker if you’re honest with him.

Either way, he’d very much prefer it if he were the only person to ever see you dance like that. Because he does enjoy the sight of it very much and he’ll often ask you to perform for him.

We all know that Madara isn’t one to play by the books and essentially, he doesn’t care what other people think of him. So eventually he’ll be cool about it. He won’t allow anyone to say anything negative about it, if they should find out, and he’ll make sure nobody ever gets a chance to hurt you, but if it’s something you really enjoy, he’ll let you do what you wanna do. It still irks him, thinking that other people will see what he sees but like. Get over it already, Madara!

But yeah. Seeing you dance for him is the best way to bring him to his knees. Just seeing you move so elegantly and giving him that sexy look - he freaking digs that.

9/10 times you end up bouncing on his lap just saying

Hashirama

A mix of emotions for that guy. He’s flustered, kinda excited, worried about you and not sure how to really respond. Don’t make him figure it out on his own/let other people tell him pls. He feels so betrayed and sad when his s/o keeps big parts of their lives to themselves ok. Like if that’s your job or a big hobby, he really wants to know. 

He’ll shower you in questions. How did you get into it? When? What makes it so interesting for you? Can you dance other things as well? Will you dance for him, too?

Honestly, erotic dances where you keep your clothes on don’t bother him much. He’s still nervous about it and would rather not have many people know about it, but he respects your decisions and would never try and force you to do anything.

If you’re willing to dance for him hoooo he’ll freak out. He’ll love it so much. He’ll sit in the chair or on the bed or whatever, excited like a child and unable to keep his hands off of you for more than two minutes at a time. It def ends in sexy times.

…. I can see him asking you if you can teach him. Even if it’s just in a playful, not so serious way, he might try and get you to show him how to dance. If you’re up for it, it could be a very fun (although perhaps not very sexy XD) time!

Tobirama

asdfghjkl oh boy

oh boy oh boy

he’s a prude okay. like, no offence to anyone who dances/strips or something, but this boy is just… he’s mind-blown when you tell him. And he definitely argues with you. HE took months to see u naked for the first time ok and it doesn’t feel right to him that others could see you in underwear or something. god, he’s difficult XD

Like with Madara, it would be WAY more horrible to have someone else point this out to him. Because he entrusts everything to you - and he expects the same thing in return. And not telling him would make him feel as though you KNOW you’re doing something “wrong” (which u aren’t, but he’ll think that way at first i’m so sorry) and why would you do it if you thought it was wrong, right? ugh. it might not even be a big fight tbh he’ll just tell you “stop doing that!” and hope it’s enough

It’s not even bc he’s possessive - he is but usually he tries his best not to let it show - but he just thinks you should show yourself from your best sides and he doesn’t want anyone talking about you tbh

You gotta give him some time to come to terms with that. He has no problem with you dancing or following your own paths - he respects you a lot more than most people give him credit for but? erotic dancing? Really? Can’t you chose something that’s more innocent? 

And don’t think he forgets about it. He’ll constantly roll the idea over in his mind and try to find a conclusion you’re both happy with.

It gets better with time, really, but he’ll never stop hoping you quit/go over to different types of dancing

Probably gets way too flustered by the idea of you dancing for him, also he’ll lowkey think you’re just doing it to persuade him and he’ll be Grumpy™.

u should still do it bc seeing his reaction would be the best thing ever omfg

Itachi

Probably goes “Wow. Really?” at least three times when you tell him

Truthfully, Itachi isn’t one who thinks about strippers or erotic dancers a lot XD so yeah he’ll be very surprised to hear you’re doing this. He’ll probably be a lot less dramatic about it than madara or tobirama. and he’s not one who cares much for what anybody says. chose ur own path, ya know?

He’ll just be surprised and kinda stunned but he won’t try ANYTHING to make you feel bad about it or smth. Asks a lot of questions as long as you’re comfortable with them. 

Got that nerd suggests he can come along and look after you in case someone gets a little too hands-on

Although, the actual idea of watching you uhm.. flusters him. You won’t notice it much on him but yes, the thought affects him lmao

You dancing for him would be too much for him. Like, he’d sit there, all frozen and nervous and wouldn’t know what to do with himself.

Itachi has a wonderfully trained body and he could definitely dance (although u probably wouldn’t get him into erotic dancing XDD) but seeing how well you can move, he’d definitely want to train other dances with you, even if nobody except the two of you will ever get to see this

[extraordinarilyirrelevant]

50 shades of kakuhida pt 1

A self imposed challenge in which I recommend 50 fanfics of my fav pairing. Can range from ooc as fuck to hardcore, it’ll probably be mostly mature in nature as I take to that more than fluff, but who knows? In no particular order so have fun choosing

1) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10688020/1/More-Bitter-Than-Sweet Summary: Kakuzu has been in prison for five years and now he’s out. He’s got a lot of time to make up for and Hidan better be ready for it! PWP. KakuHidan. Oneshot

Kicking off this list with nsfw! As you can get from the summary, it’s a modern/prison type au. I remember really enjoying it my first read through, and mostly just smut

2) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/3201746/1/Say-Hello-To-Your-New-Partner Summary: Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

Not really smut as I don’t recall them doing the devil’s tango. But has violence and is a pretty good read. It was inspired by canon so they feel pretty in character

3) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/5345195/1/Kakuzu-and-Hidan-Alphabet Summary: Two adjectives for every letter of the alphabet that describe and unfold a story about Kakuzu and Hidan’s love. Yaoi. KakuHi. For Lecture, as a birthday present. Enjoy! M for implied naughties and Hidan’s mouth.

A pretty neat way of writing fanfiction, and a neat concept in general. Props for their creativeness and I liked reading it from start to finish wondering how the two adjectives would connect etc., Definitely a fun read

4) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6495320/1/How-to-break-a-habit Summary: Hidan wants change. Kakuzu doesn’t. KakuHida. Warnings: yaoi pairings, explicit language, sexual themes, Kisame is very OOC, Tobi and Sasori are in the Akatsuki at the same time.

I absolutely love this as it’s pure smut. The writer even made the porn the plot! Brilliant

5) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/3777073/1/A-Stronger-Kind-of-Addiction Summary: The pain he gave him, the touches he received he hated himself for it, but he loved him still. [KakuHidan] [Kakuzu x Hidan]

A short pwp. Nothing to say except good shit I love a needy Hidan

6) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6979182/1/Yuuwaku Summary: “About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you’re fighting temptation.” -Tom Wilson. Kakuzu is tempted. Kakuzu x Fem!Hidan, very M.

I’m not usually one for genderbending characters as I’m a fujoshi at heart, but I rather enjoyed kakuzu resisting temptation, made the smut that much better

7) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6918534/1/Blasphemy Summary: Convicted criminal Kakuzu is in Death Row. A certain Jashin priest is sent to give him spiritual advice in his last days on Earth. WARNING: pointless smut and a little bit of asphyxiation. KuzuHidan

Another kakuhida prison au. I remember liking this, but it’s been some time since I’ve read it, might have to reread this one

8) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4598939/1/Gives-you-Hell Summary: Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don’t worry, he has a plan… KakuHidan, AU

9) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4135743/1/Routine Summary: Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can’t keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida

Might be oc since the author stated that they read the Chinese manga adaptation of the zombie combo

10) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/5257229/1/Matchmaking Summary: Deidara is fed up with Hidan and Kakuzu fighting all the time, and has gotten an idea to end all the fights

Although I don’t care much for crossdressing as it reminds me of my early days of yaoi *shudders* I liked this. A fun read with a funny ending

11) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/3827161/1/Persuade-Me Summary: [KakuHidan] Hopefully SOMETHING can make Kakuzu pay for it…

Sneaky lil shit Hidan is best lil shit

12) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4152820/1/Glaring Summary: Short fluffy oneshot with Kaku/Hida. They’ve gotten used to working with each other, but there’s still something about Kakuzu that bothers Hidan

The smut is implied as it skips over the details, but I like the concept of kakuzu’s masks having a presence in fics

13) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4955346/1/More-Than-Fifty-Cents Summary: Hidan is a editorial columnist. One day, Kakuzu, a reporter, implies that Hidan is not even worth fifty cents. Since then, Hidan spends more time with Kisame instead of Kakuzu and the latter gets jealous. Will Kakuzu humble himself and say sorry? AU

Jealous kuzu best kuzu. Also I ship pretty much every akatsuki member with Hidan so I appreciated the kisahida despite it being purely platonic, that’s how I like it anyways (kisahida and hidadei are brotps of mine)

14) https://archiveofourown.org/works/9369665 Summary: At an age where you’re too young to have control of your body (or your thoughts) but you’re old enough to act on them, Hidan finds his control slipping away from him. It’s Kakuzu’s fault, most things are. But, did the jerk really have to walk around like that?

Love how nonchalantly we roll into smut, and love how Hidan isn’t the typical uke type

15) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13343494/1/Catkuzu

Summary: Hidan has been talked into adopting a cat, and it seems to hate him.

A little drabble about Kakuzu as a cat, turns out the last fic wasn’t the one I was thinking of, so I figured I’d change it to this one

16) https://archiveofourown.org/works/17391395 Summary: When you want someone to talk to your fellow Hufflepuff and his weird scary boyfriend about their – late night enthusiasm – who do you ask? A prefect, of course.

I just love this entire crossover series

17) https://archiveofourown.org/works/14873444 Summary: Hidan is a textbook sadomasochist. He loves the bite and the sting of pain during sex and finding Kakuzu was honestly a miracle because no one else could handle him. So why does he suddenly feel so jealous of Itachi and Kisame? The world’s most disgustingly adorable couple?

18) https://archiveofourown.org/works/1622795 Summary: They aren’t necessarily in love, but they’re the best they have

No smut at all, I don’t even think it’s implied. But I loved this

19) https://archiveofourown.org/works/18580348/chapters/44046472 Summary: Kakuzu, having killed yet another of his partners, is forced to tag along with Itachi and Kisame. While he’s less than thrilled by the frequent stops at tea shops, he has to admit slight intrigue when the owner of this one tries to sacrifice them all to his god.

(In which literally everything is the same except that Hidan runs a tea shop.)

Not really smutty either. But I love their form of flirting here and how Kakuzu always goes back

20) https://archiveofourown.org/works/14685198 Summary: There are strange moments between them, strange moments where things are almost gentle. —- Only 20 today as I need sleep and this is already long enough as it is

[ayyyez]

can I request some iTACHI and Neji FLUFF where they are kinda hit on by a girl but they turn away to find their s/o?

a/n: Sure thing my friend. Fluff is always a nice change of pace and we all need a lil Neji and Itachi fluff in our lives. 

Neji

-Neji is so awkward in any kind of romantic situation especially if it’s some random girl hitting on them. If it’s subtle he won’t pick up on it and will just sort of be like why is this random person talking to me, I don’t know them? but if it’s real obvious and some cliche pick up line he’s not having it. 

-Honestly he’s still got that savage streak even later in life. He won’t straight up kill them with his words but he’ll be blunt as hell. ‘I’m not interested, please go away.’ something like that. Then he’ll remove himself from the situation immediately if he can.

-So you two were out on a date, something casual at a tea shop when Neji goes up to pay. There’s someone else there also waiting and as you watch you can see them looking at Neji with that look that you know all too well. They’re looking at him a little to fondly, enough to make your mouth twitch. But it’s nothing that Neji can’t handle on his own. That’s what you tell yourself. 

-The person you’re watching turns to Neji and says something. Neji turns after a delayed second, he didn’t even realise there was someone next to him. He was caught up in deciding whether or not he would buy you some new tea leaves since you had been raving about the floral fragrant green tea you had tried. He was almost irritated at the interruption to his train of thought. 

-He turns and inquires what they asked since he completely missed it. They were inquiring about tea. He gave a short blunt response. They kept pushing and pestering. Neji was getting irritated. He hated small talk at the best of times. Then finally they made their intentions clear hinting toward romantic ideals and dates and finally he had enough. Neji had already paid and he wanted to get back to you and away from them. 

-They keep rambling and he can’t get a word in edge wise. Neji isn’t always patient, he’s getting better but this irks him. Finally he cuts in and says ‘I’m not interested, goodbye.’ and walks away leaving them stunned, mouth hanging open. You watched as he quickly hurried toward you and ushers you out of the shop. He seems clam but you can tell beneath he’s irritated.

-You two are silent on the journey home. When you two finally reach the door to your home you turn but just as you’re about to ask he cuts in. ‘I’m sorry.’ He said turning his head away. ‘For what?’ You asked almost shocked. ‘For what happened back at the tea shop.’ You can’t help but smile. ‘It’s alright, Neji, it wasn’t your fault. And you didn’t need to be so harsh.’ His brow raised. ‘Who said I was harsh?’ ‘The look you left on their face did.’ 

Itachi

-Is very used to people trying to pick him up, mostly girls, it happens all the time. Before he had you he was never interested in dating or having a s/o, there always seemed to be more important things on his mind. He found it tiresome when people tried to hit on him but he was always polite. Polite but short. 

-It’s no different when people try to hit on him now except he feels offended for you. He knows he doesn’t have a sign on his forehead that says taken but he feels guilty so much as acknowledging the interaction. It makes him uncomfortable and he wants to remove himself from it completely. 

-These situations, thank god, usually happened when you weren’t around. He didn’t want you to see other people trying to be with him when he was with you. So when the two of you are out on one of the few days you both have together, Itachi curses the timing of another person trying to hit on him. 

-The two of you had been walking after you bought dango and something in the window of a shop caught your eye. Itachi had offered to hold your desert for you while you browsed inside. It was a minute later when a girl came rushing over to him asking him if he were a shinobi. Then their eye quickly catching the extra dango in his hand asked if he had bought an extra one as fate for her. 

-The girl reached out to grab it just as you had seen what was happening through the window, having completed your purchase. An ache filled your chest for but a moment until Itachi quickly yanked the dango away from the girls prying hands. You recognised the fake smile plastered on Itachi’s face watching his mouth move quickly. There was a part of you that wished you knew what he was saying but you trusted in him to know it was in your favour. 

-You hovered near the door waiting, wondering whether you should make your way out. When you saw the girl wasn’t going anyway you knew Itachi’s politeness had beckoned the stranger to stay.  That’s when you knew you had to do it. Taking a deep breath you pushed the door open, walked tall over to Itachi, grabbed the dango and kissed him on the cheek. ‘Thank you for waiting so patiently.’ You turned the strange girl. ‘Who is your friend?’ You added for emphasis, eyeing the girl. ‘I was just leaving.’ She quickly said with a scowl and she was on her way. 

-Itachi looked at you with a kind expression, his smile real this time. ‘Thank you.’ He whispered. ‘What ever for?’ You asked with a knowing expression. He then took your hand and the two of you continued walking. 

[365daysofsasuhina]

[ 365 Days of SasuHina || Day Three Hundred Thirty-One: Boiling Water ] [ Uchiha Sasuke, Hyūga Hinata ] [ SasuHina ] [ Verse: Best Years of Your Life ] [ AO3 Link ]

Another day...another away basketball game. Which means a pretty empty classroom for the Home Ec group.

And Sasuke still has a lot on his mind regarding the class.

It’s true that he’s really enjoyed this semester. He had his doubts in the beginning. It has a bit of a reputation for being...well, girly. Of course, now he knows better. Sewing, cooking, cleaning...it’s not a girl thing, it’s a person thing.

While most of his classmates are underclassmen girls, they’ve subtly - in their own way - help impress just such a fact upon him. Doesn’t matter what you are. Got a hole in your shirt? You can fix it, just gotta know how. Need to make a dessert for a friend’s potluck? You can make one, just gotta know how! And literally everyone needs to know how to clean. Otherwise...you’re just gross.

In short, he went from one of those senior guys to a better equipped soon-to-be-adult. And also from someone rather intimidating in the class to the girls’ favorite person to fill in on gossip and ask opinions for. From scary upperclassman to adopted older brother of the class, really.

Well...for everyone except one person.

Hinata’s been...different. Mostly because she’s a senior, like he is. But also because she’s pretty much teacher number two. A copilot for the class, but especially for Sasuke. She helped him catch up in a variety of the class’s aspects, but especially cooking. Which his mother has been ecstatic about.

And over time, it’s become less about him learning from her, and more just...hanging out with her. They use free days to just...sit and cook things and talk. He hasn’t ever really had a friend like her before. Mostly he’s only ever just been commandeered into friendships like that with Naruto, or Shikamaru, or any of the other guys in their year. Any girls he’s met have generally been obnoxious and only wanted one thing from him.

...ironic then that the one he’s been able to tolerate and actually befriend...he’s been trying very hard not to feel more than that for.

He didn’t even mean for it to happen! It just...did! She’s so kind, and soft-spoken, and sweet...and she’s never treated him like the other girls have treated him. Like some kind of prey to be stalked and hunted down. It drives him up the wall...no, Hinata just treats him like anyone else. Like a friend.

And...and that’s what he wants.

...ugh.

It just so happens, too, that this entire conundrum is coming up as the semester is about to end. Technically Sasuke only needs one semester of this class to meet his requirements for graduation. And at the beginning of the year, he had assumed he’d be thankful once it was over. But now...he’s not so sure. And not just because of Hinata. He genuinely enjoys the class, and wants to stay.

There’s just one problem: his dad has been hounding him about taking as many “attractive” classes to colleges as he can. And needless to say that a Home Ec course doesn’t really do much for him in that regard.

Which leaves Sasuke in a bit of a bind. Does he ignore his father’s very obvious hinting and risk making him mad? Or does he abandon one of his favorite classes to please him (and whatever university ends up accepting him), making himself all the more miserable?

It’s been bugging him for a few weeks now...and he really isn’t sure what to do.

So...he decides to ask the one person he thinks he should.

“Another quiet day,” Hinata muses, letting her bag rest near the table she always sits at. “Well...want to cook something?”

Sasuke doesn’t reply at first, and her head tilts curiously.

“...Sasuke?”

“Could we maybe do something...else first?”

“Um...sure! What...what were you thinking?”

“I’d like some advice.”

Pale eyes blink in surprise. “...okay! Um...would you like some tea for while we...talk?”

“...yeah, that’d be nice.”

Nodding, Hinata fetches one of the Home Ec room’s kettles, filling it with water and letting it sit on the stovetop. “Is...everything okay?”

“Y’know how I mentioned changing classes the other day?”

“Oh...yeah. Still haven’t m-made a decision yet?”

His head shakes.

“Well, I...I don’t know if I’m really the person to ask, Sasuke.”

“I already asked my mom. She said I should stay.”

“...I take it you, um...you haven’t asked your dad?”

“No. I already know what he’d say. And...I didn’t want to risk bringing it up and having him make up my mind for me, y’know?”

“Yeah...I get that.” Going quiet for a moment, she seems to mull that over. “...what do you want to do?”

“...I want to stay.”

“...but?”

“But...I don’t want my dad to get angry. I don’t want to risk screwing up my college apps.”

“Will half a credit really make or break you…?”

“No. I don’t think so? I don’t know!”

Holding up a hand for a pause, Hinata lets the kettle build to a steady whistle before pouring two mugs of tea. “...here.”

“...thanks.”

“Let’s sit.”

Sasuke follows, holding his cup and not yet drinking. It’s almost more soothing just to hold it.

“...before, when we talked...you said you liked this class, right?”

“Yeah.”

“And that you...you already know your major, and...what kind of job you want?”

“I guess. It’s not really that I...want it? More just I guess it’s what I’ll do.”

Hinata’s eyes lower to the table, clearly thinking. “...do you...enjoy the things we do in class? Like...would you consider them hobbies, now?”

“...some of it? Cooking, yeah. I was kinda meh about it before, but...now I really like it. The rest is just useful.”

“...then I would stay, if I were you. Your dad can’t throw much of a fit about half a credit, right…?”

Sasuke sighs, a hand running back through his hair. “...I guess not. I just…” There’s a beat of hesitation. “...my dad’s pretty strict with my brother and I. Itachi’s already getting his undergrad in business this year, and he’s going on for a master’s. I don’t even think he wants to, he just feels like he has to because Dad pushed him into it. And then he started doing the same to me when Itachi started college.”

Hinata’s expression sobers. “...I know how that goes. My father and I, we...we had a big f-falling out when I was younger about what I wanted to do. When I told him I was going to take a year off...he told me he was cutting all support once I graduate.”

“What?!”

A nod. “He doesn’t think it’s proper. So I’ll be on my own. But I don’t have a plan...nothing’s ever felt that c-clear to me. I wanted the year to take and just...discover myself. See if...there was something I wanted to pursue.”

Sasuke’s brows furrow with a frown. “...I still say you do culinary stuff. You’re so good at it, Hinata! And you clearly enjoy it! Screw your dad and his snotty standards. Take a year, explore, and then go to culinary school. Look...I know there’s a pretty good program with the local community college. I bet you’d do great, and it wouldn’t be very expensive. Hell, I’d help you if I could.”

At that, her face slackens in surprise. “You...you really…?”

“You’re like...the nicest person I know. If your dad’s gonna treat you like that, it’s his loss, not yours. It’s your life, ‘nata. Do what you want with it.” Sasuke takes a gulp of tea in a spike of temper, feeling it burn down his throat. “...and if you open that baker you talked about? I’ll come work for you - do your books and stuff. Doesn’t matter what I’m doing otherwise. I’d do it.”

“But...w-why…?”

“Cuz you’re my friend. And I want to support you. Look...I know it’s only been a semester, but...you’re one of my best friends. Maybe even my best friend. So what kinda friend would I be back if I didn’t do that much, huh?”

To his own surprise, her jaw trembles, tears beading along her lids. “No one’s...n-no one’s ever...told me that before. Just...said I should do it.”

“Then you need to find better people to be around,” he mutters stubbornly.

“...thank you, Sasuke. Heh…” She dashes at her eyes with a sheepish smile. “...this was supposed to be advice for you...not me.”

“Hey, it’s a two-way street. I’ll stick to the class. That much we pretty much already knew anyway, right?”

“...right.”

Sasuke’s eyes flicker between her own, which stare a bit somberly at the table. “...it’ll be fine, Hinata. Besides, we’ve got a whole semester before we graduate. You can make some plans between now and then. Just...forget your dad and his attitude. It’s all gonna work out.”

“...I hope so.” Finally looking up, she gives him a rosy-cheeked smile. “...I’m glad you’re staying. It...it means a lot to me to have you to talk to, and just...y’know...hang out with. Is...is that lame?”

“...nah, it’s not lame at all.”

                                                           .oOo.

     (This is a sequel to days 98, 108, 139, 227, 284, and 301!)       Heyyy, guys - sorry for the unexpected two day break. But uh...I'll talk more about that below for anyone wondering. For now, about the drabble!      We're back in the Home Ec verse! I love this one, for a couple of reasons. Mostly cuz it's just so domestic and slice-of-lifey, y'know? It's relaxing, even when writing more stressful parts for them like this one. I dunno. It's just nice xD Not really a full 'story' per se since not much really...HAPPENS. But it's one of my favorite series.      Anyway, a lil behind-the-scenes for a second, which comes first with a little warning: the rest of the year is going to be VERY busy for me due to some irl changes happening this month. The next two weeks especially, but it'll probably drag on until at least the new year...I dunno. But in short, I've been missing so many days the last few weeks because life is REALLY stressful, and I've just been too tired. Add in that I have a chronic illness to deal with, and just...yeah. I get behind and have to take breaks.      And honestly I'm getting very burnt out by a whole year of writing an average of 1500 words A DAY. For reference's sake, this challenge JUST past 500,000 words. And I also did SHM, which was another 30,000, and ANOTHER ship month which was 75,000. That's over 600,000, and that's not counting other side projects I've done. So yes, I write other things too, but that makes this challenge all the more...well, challenging. For reference, today's prompt was for November 27. That's how far behind I've gotten. But there's just...really not much I can do about it, sadly. I don't have time to make them up, and likely will just have to drag the event out past December 31. Then on top of that there's organizing all the mini series for AO3, and just...yeah. I'm gonna need a LONG break once that's done before I even THINK of taking on all the projects I want to that will stem from this challenge.      SO, in short...just please be patient with me ;w; I'm doing my best, and in the end - as much as I love this - it IS just fanfiction. Real life has to come first. So I hope you'll bear with me for the last few weeks, and then the much-needed hiatus once it's over to recup before hopefully turn some of these into proper fics. We'll see how life goes.      But, that's enough rambling out of me! I just thought I'd elaborate a bit in case anyone was curious. I'm all right, just...very busy and stressed ^^; So I'll just have to take this challenge as I can. But thanks to everyone sticking with it. I appreciate it! On that note, though...I better go. Thanks for reading!

[mythykl]

Freshmen at YA hiGHSCHOOL *narutoo headcanon no one asked for lol~*

*it has been just two weeks since uk these mfs*

*cool. let’s get started*

Sasuke -

- He’s an introvert n laid-back type, kinda unapproachable, still freakin popular in school aLREADYY. Kinda arrogant too

- No taller than 5’6”. Also has his ears pierces aND YOU CAN’T CONVINCE ME OUTTA THAT.

- Can play piano pretttyyyy well

- You know his height cuz’ once you crashed into him in the hallway. That’s when he asked you about the forms for soccer team. *anddd nope he didn’t say sorry*

- Not many are aware but he’s the smol bro of tHE NATIONAL SOCCER PLAYER, Itachi Uchiha *he prolly aspires to be like his ni-san*

- Prolllyyyyyy Bi- he hasn’t realized yet tho

- prolly has a black cat

- Knows the whole freakin periodic table and all other studious shit, but again, no one knows aBOUT IT. this bitch prolly doesn’t even look at his notes yet aces the tests

- you actually caught him smoking once but he didn’t give a shi*

- There’s sadness in his smile

Sakura -

- Around 5’3” and extremely shy. Yet surprisingly loves video games and sits alone as she plays fortnite mobile like a pro lol

- Sings pretty well. Thinks she can play violin… but can’t.

- into astrology and randomly asks people for their birthdates

- Has smol feet and somehow ends up gettin’ a bloody nose  cuz’ she’s clumsy tf

- Knows sasuke since kindergarten; she was the one to tell you about his big bro. *ukkk wHERE THIS IS GOING*

- She loves pink, pink bag, pink sneakers, pink phone case and what not. Even dyed her hair pink

- She can eat like shity but never gets fat

Naruto -

- LOUD KIDDO SINCE DAY ONE. you first thought him to be obnoxious, but in reality he’s super cool and reliable. n ya he’s the class clown. kinda happy-go-lucky

- You guys prolly sat beside eachother on the first day; convo escalated from him asking you for a pen to him bragging about not pouring a single tear while getting his toNGUE PIERCED. wow ok

- has already destroyed like two desks, one test tube set up and what not, in science labs, to pieces

- Fucking 5’10” already, w pretty huge and sexy arms. You love it when he leans against a wall or desk or something idkkk

- Does childish things as passing you chits during lectures or slurping as he drinks anything, which you find weirdly funny.

- Loves soccer and can roller skate. He prolly rides his bike to school.

- Never had a girlfriend *judging from how oblivious he’s in the field of romance*

- Sasuke’s first friend here

- Failed in most of the test conducted till now. ya.

Shikamaru -

- the strategist behind saving nARUTO’s ass whenever he messed up

- prolly 5′6″, wears a man bun, and pretty straight forward yet sarcastic

- he either shows up to school fashionably late or a sleepy ass in his tracks and huge ass sweat shirt. there’s no in-between

- loves apple juice but doesn’t like apples; vice versa with oranges 

- hEAVYYYyyy reader. Loves classic and dystopian or sci-fi. lowkey phrases quotes from shakespear sometimes while you just stare at him in awe

- paints his nails with his lil’ sis and isn’t ashamed about it

- loves animals over humans, prolly has a Labrador

- doesn’t even flinch while playing horror video games

- was ditched by his girlfriend a week ago- cuz her exact words were, “stfu! i’m so tired of hearing ‘what a drag’.” lol

Ino - 

- the popular blond chick at school who is as high as 5′8″ and a pretty good dancer. let’s be real here, she’s a LEO. we have a malibu barbie here and fuckin’ beautiful!

- New hairstyles everyday for sure

- prolly homo

- got fuckin’ rich and loves shopping.. ya. as expected.  prolly has a big bro

- loves over-sized hoodies and likes to slap people with the sleeves

- prolly loves kpop and kdramas. She even adores people who sing, that’s why she empower sakura from time to time

- can ice skate

- was once asked by a teacher to quit wearing short skirts; now she’s contesting to be the president of the student council to cease that buLLSHIT~

Hinata -

- lowkeyYYY obsessed with good skin and hair routine. you first met her during your cleaning duty, and she’s still super thankful for the time you helped separate her hair from the doorknob. tf 

- super sweet, kind, like a damn angel. while some do fear if she night be a yandere lol.

- really good with make up

- loves kids!

- already into most of the clubs. she loves managing events and cooking.

- from a very orTHODOX family. Her dad is prolly into politics and big bro is likely studying abroad. she’s kinda lonely sure.

- this 5′5″ chick is an amazing artist too! she prolly has a tumblr / YouTube page dedicated to it

Kiba -

- any pup / dog would love him legit instantly. You met him since you both are in the same project group. that’s when he visited ya place as well andd ya doggo just cuddled in kiba’s lap the entire time. *what a betrayal*

- fucking loves math and can do it betta than most of the scholar peps in ya class

- can play electric guitar

- hates it when he’s sick / when he has a running nose

- likes to sleep in class, thus, prefers back benches

- he’s that one boi who would always have a new bruise on him.

- probably plays volleyball / basketball, cuz he’s near 5′11″ wow

- naruto’s partner in crime. spanks naruto just to fuck around. once he did that with sasuke, and that was literally the end of their friendship. ya. 

- he’s a burning hot red mess when someone compliments him.

…

imma’ pause it here for now..

comment if you want for any other characters lol ;))

[quilfish-swan]

honey tea (naruto fanfic)

what’s up guys, ya’ll know i can’t shut up about itachi lately. i’m still a lil self-conscious about writing but i wrote this short fic for the naruto fandom inspired by this akatsuki fanfic by @ oceans-grey (please check it out). i’m happy with this. here it is.

Fandom: Naruto

Friendship: Konan & Itachi (platonic)

Rating: G

Tags: Akatsuki, 30-year-old Konan, 15-year-old Itachi, motherhood, bonding, Itachi’s illness, I literally just wanted someone to give Itachi a hug

Word count: 1614

Read it on Ao3 here :)

...

Honey Tea

It’s about three in the morning, she guesses, though with the moon obscured behind rain clouds, she can’t be sure.

It isn’t rare that Konan can’t sleep. On such lonely nights, she goes to the balcony to look out at the city. She enjoys the quiet, the gentle sound of rain on pavement and metal, the feel of it on her skin (a comfort of home). It’s always a welcome break from rowdy men and dangerous missions and bad dreams, and the cool air never fails to cleanse her lungs and mind.

Tonight, however, as she sets for her lookout spot, someone is already there.

Raspy, rattling coughs echo on steel walls, metallic and distorted.

She recognizes his chakra immediately from afar. But the way he’s kneeling, hunched over and gripping the railing and trembling so violently... She almost doesn’t believe it’s him until his slender frame and long black hair are right in front of her.

"Itachi? What are you doing out here?"

He finishes his bout of coughs and says, voice hoarse, "I didn't want—to wake anybody up."

Concern and compassion both flood her at the statement, and she kneels next to him. (Is this really the same boy who slaughtered his entire clan?) In the two years she’s known him, Itachi has always been strangely attentive to the wellbeing of the other members; it surprises her less now than it used to.

Long wet hair sticking to his skin obscures his face, but she sees clearly that the hand he’s using to cover his mouth is shiny with blood.

"Oh—Itachi." She places a hand on his back, which convulses with each additional cough. (Touch between most of the Akatsuki members isn’t common, certainly not between the two of them; her hand on his back was more of an instinct, she realizes, but she doesn’t remove it.) "What's happening to you?"

Between labored breaths he chokes, "I don't know—’s only happened—a few other times.”

After several more rounds, his breathing finally steadies, but he's still shaking. She bends to get a better look at him, and sees blood around the corners of his mouth, raindrops pulling red down his chin. He dabs at his own lips and grimaces.

"Come on," she says, rising to her feet. “Let’s go back inside.”

She gently lifts him, and he doesn’t protest. (His arms are thinner than she thought.) He leans on her, and as they walk back indoors, he asks, “Did I… wake you up?”

“Oh, no,” she assures him, “I couldn’t sleep.” He nods in understanding. "Let's clean you up,” she says and guides him towards the bathroom. “Wash your hands and face and sit in the bath for a little bit, you'll feel better.” She turns on the water and waits until it runs hot. “I’ll go make you some tea.”

"Thank you, Konan," he says as she leaves.

She doesn’t start on the tea right away; heating the water with her chakra will only take two minutes at most, and she wants to give Itachi enough time to calm down. His shirt had been soaked, so she retrieves some of Yahiko’s old clothes from her room that she still hasn’t been able to part with and leaves them outside the bathroom door.

She knocks once, lets him know they’re there for him, and retreats to the kitchen.

She isn't sure why she suddenly feels the need to help him. She knows he's capable, perhaps the most so in their group, despite his age; at just fifteen, his deadly skill and quiet maturity suggest complete independence. Still, she’s spent enough time in proximity to him to know that however serious and emotionless he may seem, he’s human, just like the rest of them. In fact, during his time with the Akatsuki, he’s revealed some admittedly cute and childish quirks, her personal favorite being his affinity for sweets.

Yes, Itachi Uchiha is human, and catching him in such a fragile moment was a much graver reminder.

As she brews the tea for them both, choosing herbs and roots known to help with sleep, she’s at a loss for what could be causing the boy to cough up blood. She gets the honey he likes from the cupboard. (She only hesitates for a moment, wondering if he should be having so much sugar in the middle of the night, but she eventually justifies it by telling herself it will soothe his throat.)

Whether he’d caught some disease on the road, or some other illness is starting to manifest symptoms, she has no idea.

She doesn’t add anything extra to her own cup.

Maybe fifteen minutes later she hears the bath water draining. She waits another minute or so before knocking on the door, the sweeter cup of tea in one hand. (Yahiko’s clothes are gone.)

"Itachi?"

"Just a minute."

Itachi opens the door, fresh clothes that haven’t been worn in over a decade now sticking to him. The shirt is too big for him. With his wet hair now out of his face, his round cheeks are exposed, and he appears even younger than he usually does. His black eyelashes are stuck together with water, and his gaze falls on a patch of tile.

He looks so tired.

"Here," she says, handing him the cup. "It has honey. For your throat," she adds with a wink, and he smiles.

“Thank you.”

(She's surprised at how readily he’s accepted her help tonight, as well as how good it feels to be there for someone.)

At the kitchen table, they drink in silence.

When both their cups are empty, Itachi speaks.

"Konan, would you mind not telling anyone about… my condition?"

Condition. An unusual word, but not an unusual request. Itachi has always been private about his personal life, and she wouldn’t be surprised if he knows more about his symptoms than he’d previously let on.

"I won't," she confirms. Her only close friend and confidant is Nagato, but if Itachi wants to keep this a secret, then she won’t even tell the one she trusts most.

"Kisame knows, but no one else." He adds hastily, “I’m fairly certain it’s not contagious. So no one else should be at risk.”

"I see." She considers asking for more details, but decides it would feel too much like prying. She settles on, “If you ever need anything, please ask me. I’m happy to… help you.”

"Thank you, Konan," he says. "And thank you for the tea, and the clothes. I feel much better."

She smiles. “Of course.” She rises from the table to take both their cups to the sink.

He gets up as well but doesn’t immediately move to return to his bedroom like she thought he might. 

The two of them stand awkwardly for several seconds. She thinks she sees his arm twitch, and an odd thought crosses her mind. Does he…?

"Itachi,” she ventures, “would you like a hug?”

His head snaps up, eyes wide. When he looks away, she’s worried she overstepped, but to her surprise, he nods shyly. 

She opens her arms. He willingly and wordlessly folds into her embrace.

Something like pride swirls in her chest—a feeling not foreign to her, but one that she’d almost forgotten. His chin rests on her shoulder, and she realizes for the first time that he’s taller than her now. (When had that happened?)

"You smell like my mom."

He says it so softly, and she isn’t prepared for it. It’s a strange thing to say, Itachi’s past considered, but the way he clutches at the back of her shirt a little more tightly almost makes her forget that. She doesn’t expect the stinging in her eyes that follows, and she blinks it away before it can amount to anything.

She says nothing, not knowing if sympathy is even the proper response. She just holds him for a while, hand on the back of his head. She's startled when he hiccups against her.

"Sorry," he says quickly, and pulls away, rubbing his eyes.

She knows he’s not the perfect machine that the world takes him for, but even so, she's astounded at his softness. Not once has she seen Itachi cry.

He’s just a child, she thinks, and her heart clenches. She suddenly wants to pull him back into an even tighter hug and tell him meaningless things like don’t cry and everything will be okay. And why? Is it the fact that the prospect of motherhood was extinguished from her future long ago? That sometimes, in the darkest hours of the early morning, she still aches for it? There was a time when starting a family of her own seemed within her reach, with Yahiko, in the better world the two of them and Nagato would build together. She still hopes for that better world, but she knows that even if it ever comes to be, she'll be childless. The fact doesn’t sting like it once did, but with Itachi against her shoulder, that grief returned afresh.

Perhaps neither of their lives had turned out the way they’d planned, she thinks, as she watches Itachi smear more tears from his cheeks.

“I need to sleep,” he says, and smiles weakly.

“Yes,” she agrees gently, and sighs, still fighting the urge to comfort him. “Me, too.”

He’s fully turned away from her now. “Goodnight, Konan. Thank you, again.”

“Goodnight, Itachi.”

-

In the morning, she finds Yahiko's clothes folded neatly outside her door.

Neither she nor Itachi mentions the events of the night before, but when she sees him at breakfast and their eyes meet, she notices the barest hint of a smile.

...

thank you for reading!!! on ao3 you can see which specific details were inspired by the other work.

love ya’ll

[hoe-imaginess]

replies

a lot wowwie

I’m okay! Trying to catch up with life while I get ready to go back to school, trying to find work, trying to stay healthy and happy!

@fckmeroger-ina THANK YOU!!!

for the record like 8 years ago I was the biggest Queen stan I remember scouring the internet for Queen fanfiction and there was none so I had to write my own I was all alone and now… Queen hoes everywhere… 2011 me is screaming. Fck me too Roger  

Oh god I didn’t even see this I’ll write it and get it out tomorrow!

You’re very welcome!! Post-partum issues are very difficult and I’ve seen it first-hand. I know it might make those sort of headcanons angstier than people expect them or want them to be but it’s reality! And I think it’s interesting to write how our favs would handle very real situations like that. I appreciate this message <3

Message me privately and I can tell you more! In general, it’s a fun way to get a few bucks, and if you have time for it I would definitely do it! Just make sure you’re specific with your rules and emphasize them so there’s no miscommunication 

OKay honestly his height doesn’t make sense no way he’s as short as the data books list him. 5′9? Excuse me? Have you seen how tall he and Hashi are next to Minato? Hashi and Tobi are almost the same height and Hashi is 6 feet+??? It’s not adding up here. What IS the truth. 

See this is why Madara likes the data book stats

LMAO depends on the situation. He would either think “that’s what you get” or he would have an existential crisis about it. No in between.

THE TRUTH!!! Don’t make me write a fic about it, I been wanting to…

what episode of the Twilight Zone are you living in just wondering

Hmmm I like so many. Enemy to lovers, arranged marriage, reluctant co-workers/partners, SO MANY 

I don’t think it’ll make much of a difference tbh he would probably think that he could see them in his dream after his plan is done

honestly I’m tryna work up the motivation to post the next few chapters I fuckin loveeee fwb tropes

Thank you so much!!!!!

very… interesting

Hmmm probably. Bnha is good about backstories for their villains, but Overhaul also may just be one of those inherently bad guys? Probably has a lot to do with his quirk, too. I get his sense of past trauma via his quirk 

thank you ahhhh <3

And Tobirama tries not to play favorites but he can’t help it ok because his nice daughter just makes his day and his defiant daughter makes him want to tear his hair out 

thank you so muchhhhh I’m happy it’s finally over because I loved it and hated it. But I do love that you guys loved it <3

it is known

I think I have a few more in my inbox yes!

He definitely wouldn’t. So you have to have a solo date with that thicc dick sorry

BOTH NAILED IT

LMAOOOOOO I love this so much ily

both true 

She doesn’t understand my obsession with Tobirama she’s a Minato hoe. A Minahoe, if you will 

This!!!!!!

Honestly I have horrible writer’s block and not many ways to get around it. I usually go back to stuff I’ve written that I actually like (personal stuff and not really stuff I post) and it motivates me to do more?

Shisui is like… dating the job. But yeah Tobirama is married and has 3 kids with the job 

It’s disgusting right I love it <3

I think he definitely is! He’s very devoted to his life as a shinobi and to the village. He just gives me those vibes

I love vampire Uchiha ok one of my favorite AUs

Honestly it overflows

Hmmmmm All Might for sure (not like he has trouble getting it up but he can’t have sex for too long) and Itachi?? Possibly. He can’t really get kinky or hot and wild. It’s too much on his condition to work himself up too much

He for sure on that Gaara shit BUT he does get a lil out of hand ngl 

(hahaha out of hand I’m so fucking FUNNY)

(actually it’s really sad if you think about it)

hey sorry for the late reply!!! Unfortunately I don’t promote OCs on this blog for the purpose of keeping my stories and fics pretty vague and up for audience interpretation. Some other blogs might be able to help you out though! And I know there are a lot of Kakashi-specific imagines blogs out there!

idk what this means. but I agree

<3 <3 <3

thank you I’ll be there and say a few words 

we love subtle savage Hashi…

i HOPE IT DID!!!!

ty ty ty <3 well it was finished so I hope you liked it!

I will take fries with that uchiha shake

Don’t ever send me something like this agAIN

MADARA IS FRANK ALREADY I HATE IT

BUT Hashirama is Charlie for sure and Tobirama is Dennis THE SERIAL KILLER PART HAHA. A mix of Dee and Dennis AND Mac tbh

this is why all Uchiha are uncut the penis match the outfit 

He really… REALLY does 

Wow I can’t believe myself either 

Honestly Tobirama being good with kids is a BIG mood and canon you can’t tell me otherwise

Im sorry ): is it that you click the link and it doesn’t work? Or that you can’t see it?

They definitely aren’t shhhh don’t tell them

I don’t know how to take this and respond so just know this is wild and I understand 

this is the TRUTH 

Tobirama did what he had to do… but… you still right 

I have some Tobirama, Hashirama, Madara (so yeah lol) and I also get a few Bleach every once in a while, HxH, and occasionally bnha!

LOL this would be funny 

Lmaoooo this would be a mess tbh 

Ima keep it real with you I didn’t understand this 100% but I think I get what you’re saying and I agree yes 

Weren’t they like??? 10?? Maybe??

Honestly the founders timeline is REALLY REALLY messed up thanks Kishi

I wouldn’t doubt that Hashi and Tobi were a year apart, maybe two years at the most. And yeah I can see the fight at the Valley happening in their 30s

Lmao I don’t know anything about Dragon Ball I was just talking about the hair

[xtisumi]

One year ago, I had my first interaction with you. Sorry for not talking to you sooner when u first joined ik am bad friend hehe 😅 like it’s crazy one year ago u didn’t even know my name nor that I existed but anyways I don’t wanna make this a sappy message so I just wanna thank you for being my friend and also I’m rly happy I was able to meet u in my lifetime ^~^ the friendship I was able to make with u in one year time will be something I cherish forever that’s a promise! Wanted to make this short xD but I just wanna let u know that I’m doing amazing! I’m rly happy and managed to turn my life upside, I’m still drinking a gallon of water a day and cooking meals to better my lifestyle. I started training rly hard and it’s helped with my anxiety. I’m still lazy w school but I’ll work on it I promise :p I’m still a dumbass 😅 I sometimes forget to take out the chicken so I don’t have time to defrost it and I can’t make dinner lmao I’m still peeing a lot from the water, Pmoney thinks I have diabetes or something lmao. What else what else oh I took my best friend in the whole world out for his 21st :3 I took him to eat and later we picked up friends and got together and talked GOD I needed that sm dude like holy shit I fr managed to always make amazing friends and talking to them helped remind me that every friend I’ve made and still talk is just amazing in their own way but AHHHHH I was just rly happy to treat my bff to something since I missed his bday the past two years :( we went to Dairy Queen too and I got him a blizzard and it was just the warmest feeling handing it to him and just being happy, I rly rly rly needed that :’( plus u probs wont get the reference but my friendship w him is literally like killua and gon friendship from HxH like I’m Gon just so pure and innocent and he’s Killua just acts tough but around me he softens up god I love him sm dude he fr like a brother to me man. Also I’m rly addicted to Destiny 2 like fml I’m a mess when it comes to video game addictions lmao I still watch anime obvi xD still watching HxH it’s rly good :O I’m so energetic now it’s crazy like I can just bounce of walls and I’m rly excited about my life dude OH I FORGOT logic album is coming out soon holy shit I’m HYPED also Lil Wayne is apparently dropping The Carter V tomorrow u know I have to throw it back to my 5th grade self lmao. Last thing is even though everything is going great I’m still learning and I’m still trying my best to be happy with who I am, Lena helped me realized how much I put on myself and how I tried to carry everything at once so some things r still hard to overcome but DONT WORRY IM FUCKING TRYING MY BEST BECAUSE I WANNA BE ABLE TO BE HAPPY WITH THE PERSON I BECOME AND I WANNA BECOME NOT ONLY A DETECTIVE BUT SOMEONE THAT PEOPLE LOOK UP TO I THOUGHT I JUST WANTED TO BE A DETECTIVE BECAUSE IT FELT RIGHT BUT I OPENED MY EYES TO FIND OUT THAT IM MORE THAN THAT AND I WOULD LIKE TO HELP PEOPLE AND ILL TRY MY BEST TO BE THE BEST POLICE OFFICER AND HUMAN BEING THAT I CAN BE. I’m only 20 years old and there’s lots of stuff that I still need to learn to help me grow as a person. Anyways sorry for distancing myself but I realized it rly was the best for me to focus on myself and now I’m rly rly rly happy with myself and I’ll continue to train and work hard on myself hehehehe id say I’m strong enough to take on ur lil brother now LMFAO thank you for everything dude and hopefully u haven’t forgotten about me cause this message would be awkward lol dude no matter what I’ll always love u and appreciate u *imagine the scene where itachi says his final farewell to sasuke* lmao I’m still a weeb :( guess I’ll work on that next 😅 I’m really glad I was able to get to know you @aoutd

[kusunokihimea]

[ @kyuuzuchiha ] [ x ]

     As much as his mother and father have talked about the past, its implications, and the possibilities of the future...Fugaku has never truly understood the worry in the crease of his father’s brow, or the latent fear in his mother’s eyes. The faraway looks in his uncles’ gazes when they think he isn’t looking. The tension that seemed to follow them everywhere.

     Not until today.

     There’s a growing curve to his mother’s middle as they make their way through the thoroughfare. Come Autumn, she tells them, they’ll have a new little sibling. Something little Fugaku looks forward to with barely-restrained eagerness. Even at this age, he realizes how few they are. How important it is that their family keeps growing.

     That it stays safe.

     And finally, Mikoto won’t be able to hound on him about how he’s the baby of the family.

     His sister keeps a disdainful grip on Ryū’s right hand, clearly unhappy at being dragged about like a kid. Her left occupied with a short list, Fu must instead grip the hem of her shirt, not wanting to get separated. It’s so crowded today, he can barely see where they’re going.

     It must be the crowds that embolden them to strike.

     In a single moment, time seems to slow to a painful crawl. A gap in the throngs opens before them, and at the head of it - almost like they appeared from thin air - is a figure, masked and cloaked. It takes a fraction of a second for them to crouch, knees bending and beginning to move forward.

     Eyes lifting from her list, Ryū stares as they widen. Mid-step, she shifts her feet to a wider stance. The paper flutters as it’s dropped without a thought, hands both pushing her children behind her. In the same breath, she summons a barrier along her palms that blooms between Fugaku and his sister, and the enemy.

     All the while, her eyes remain fixated on the approaching assailant, pupils shrinking as a desperate necessity flares her chakra. The rush is so fast, responding to a mother’s instinct, that it whips about her person like an unnatural wind.

     Staring in both fear and awe, Fugaku watches as his mother suddenly changes. The warm, soft, nurturing woman who’s never raised her voice, never struck out, who loves her family more than life itself...shifts into a feral beast with only one intention:

     Destroy the threat. Protect her offspring.

     Her brow furrows to create a deep crevice along the bridge of her nose, lip lifted in a snarl that bares gleaming teeth. Knees bend in preparation for conflict, arms raised and cloaked in ethereal, chakra-born limbs. The enemy swings a kunai, blocked with a gong-like toll against one palm. But the hand keeps reaching, clearly not expected as she pounds them against the road. Clawed fingers tear into the stone, pinning them beneath the phantom limb that’s far more solid than it looks.

     It takes no more than handful of seconds from start to finish. And by then, onlooking shinobi begin to react. Shouting breaks out amidst the shocked shrieks of civilians. Ryū heaves several growl-like breaths, staring at her enemy as allies tentatively try to help.

     “...k...kāchan...?”

     Fugaku’s voice is tiny, a whisper among the sea of screams. But it tenses his mother’s spine like a shock. With a gust of sound, the chakra dissipates, the wild waves of her hair no longer billowing in its wake. For a moment she stands in place before turning, looking to them both with an expression of fathomless fear.

     A look he mirrors.

     In a moment, her facade shatters into relieved tears, and she scrambles back to them. The barrier fades at her urging, and Ryū crashes to her knees, taking them both to her chest, a face in each crook of her neck. Fingers bury in both black and white locks, shaking and clinging to them for dear life.

     “...I’m so sorry...are you all right?” Sitting back, she looks them both over, palms moving to cup their cheeks. And still that fear pervades her face, desperate to ensure not a single hair is out of place. “Oh, my darlings...” Her voice descends into senseless, allayed mumblings, hugging them close again.

     Behind them, now properly restrained, the assailant strains against their bonds. “You’ll get yours, Uchiha whore...!” They grunt behind the cracked remains of their mask as a Hyūga officer begins blocking tenketsu. “The Uchiha will get what’s coming to them! You can’t evade the shadows forever! You’ll all pay for what you did! The remnants will join the masses - THE NEW ROOTS WILL CHOKE OUT THE DISEASE-RIDDEN BOUGHS UNTIL THEY SLOUGH BACK TO -!”

     They then go blissfully silent as Sasuke enters and jabs an elbow to their temple, Sharingan burning with fury. “Don’t fling that filth at my sister, you gutless piece of shit...! Take them in! I’ll see to their interrogation myself...”

     By now, more than half a dozen other UHPF officers linger tensely, Hyūga and Uchiha alike. Shisui stares with equal disgust and wariness, glancing to the trio as Itachi gently kneels at Ryū’s front. Hands take her shoulders, and she flinches, looking up with a gasp. Both twins turn in her grip to look to their father.

     “...Itachi...!” The name is whispered breathlessly before words tumble from her mouth. “They came out of nowhere, I barely had time to sense them - I just...reacted! There were civilians, and I put the children behind a barrier, but I almost -”

     “Let’s not have this discussion here,” her husband murmurs, tone steady and yet edged with steel. He gives each of his offspring a careful glance. “...you’re safe. We should get you home. I’m going to go with Sasuke and see what we can learn. Shisui will escort you, and anyone else they can find to help watch the house.”

     Jaw shaking, Ryū manages a jerking nod. “...find out who did this.”

     Itachi stands, and Fugaku sees the mask of a cold shinobi slip over his father’s features. Suddenly, he is more weapon than man. “...we will.”

     “C’mere, kiddo,” Shisui offers, scooping Mikoto to his hip. A moment later, Ryū does the same with her son. He can feel her fingers dig into his skin, desperate to keep ahold of him as they begin to move.

     “Any spare officers, we’ll rally to the house. No one’s getting anywhere near you three.”

     “What about -?”

     “She’s in the Hyūga compound - they had a clan meeting his afternoon. Don’t worry.”

     “You make it sound like I have any choice.”

     “Kāchan...who was that person...?”

     “...I don’t know, darling. But they can’t get near you again.” Ryū gives her son a careful squeeze. “...you know I’d never let anything hurt you. Anything.”

     Fugaku remembers the look of pure maternal fury on his mother’s face. And he believes her.

     But he is still afraid.

     [ OKAY SO this is what I mentioned in the tags of the linked post - this is something plotted in ALAS that I never actually got to write (I stopped at about the twins’ first birthday before finally burning out xD This is when they’re newly six-ish (they’re born May 1, Reika is Sep 6th)). Basically, this was New Root’s first major strike directly against any Uchiha. Ryū, as the only non-shinobi of the group (and the two kids) was singled out first as their biggest weakness. Hence sending only one officer.

     But she’s tougher than she looks :3c

     BUT YEAH, this is where Fu first learns to be afraid of...a lot of things. Of New Root, shinobi, and FOR his family. By the time he’s an adult, he’s over all that, and uh...VEHEMENTLY protective of his clan. It’s basically his “button” - push that, and he’ll go full apesh*t on you.

    BUT as a small bean, he’s very meek. This starts it (in addition to Ryū’s coddling), and it worsens as Mikoto’s treatment of his does. I haven’t firmly decided yet, but I kinda want this to be when he wakes the Sharingan (but didn’t write it here cuz I’m still undecided about it). Which then leads to Mikoto’s jealousy that eventually simmers into full-blown hate =‘D

     BUT THAT’S WAY DOWN THE LINE.

     THIS was just meant as a lil expansion of what I mentioned that reply that...got a lil out of control. But you know me: I ramble. Especially about these babbs/this verse. It was my baby for like five straight years, and honestly I need to pick it back up again. Writing this reallllly makes me want to.

     But here ya go: a lil snippet of the “epilogue” arc, aka from a few months after 699 until the twins are about...20? I think is where it was planned to stop? (So about a 20 year chunk with some timeskippage) And at that one year twins mark, I had 300,000 words. Which have sat dormant for...A WHILE.

     And I’m seriously rambling but this kicked me in the feels, forgive me uwu So Fu eventually learns what Hashi told Sasuke: a shinobi is one who makes sacrifices to protect what they love. And Fu loves his clan, so...he puts aside his distaste for violence to protect them from the lingering hatred against them (mostly by New Root but also a few randos that don’t think they deserve forgiveness). He’s a lot like his dad in that regard, just...more so in the distaste part. That’s supposed to come from his mama. Aaand I’m still going. I’ll stop now xD ]

[tsukuyolo]

thank you thank you for the taggerino @stelduggery this looks really fun! i tag you if you haven’t already done it, i’d love to see your views ^^ here, have Favourite...    Female Character(s): Kushhh, Rin, Sakura, Tenten

  Male Character(s): Itachi, One-Armed Sasuke, Deidara, Min   Team: Team 7 bb   Sensei: my body is ready kakashi sensei   Hokage: Yondaime and Rokudaime ;)   Kage: Mei!   Village: Konoha   Akatsuki: Itachi, Deidara, Tobi   Jutsu: all forms of chidori, flying-raijin, body flicker,    Episode/Chapters: this is hard to choose i think for my favourite episode it would have to be episode 6 pts because it was the first episode i ever saw and fell in love with naruto since :) as for chapters im not sure off the top of my head what number they are but the chapters where minato arrives on the battle field and asks naruto if he was late. Then shortly after sasuke arrives. i remember reading those chapters the second they came out and the noises i made reading them were definitely not human lmao ^^    Fight Scene: like any fight involving Itachi but my faav one is Itachi vs Deidara. (it’s so short but deidara just gets fkn owned so hard he has second thoughts on what true art is)   Fanfiction: , tbch i haven’t really read many but im looking forward to diving into some if anyone wants to recommend some to me :)   Story Arc: chunin exams    Filler: hands down and without a doubt the Kakashi’s face ep (the first one) - ill leave this here ^^ although the 2nd one is brilliant as well and i got hit with emotion when i realised he was using the same face tape Rin used T-T

What is your…

  OTP (explain why): SasuSaku. i just love them so much. Sakura stuck by him through thicc and thin and saved him from his lonliness and fulfilled his dream of restoring his clan and Sara is just the most perfect lil cinnamon roll. Love prevails!   NOTP (be nice): NaruSaku. imo they have that sibling relationship.   Crackship(s): can’t say i have one :(   BROTP: KAKAGAI theyre jsut the best   OT3: SNS bb   Crossover Ship: ahh nope

Miscellaneous…

  Do you have any headcanons: not too sure how Sarada awakens her Mangekyo but her susanoo looking close to identical to Papasukes but instead of it being purple it would be Red like Itachis.   Are you happy with the ending? What would you have done differently? yes im pretty happy with the ending and i agree with Stel in saying it would have been great to see longer chapters and some spotlight on Sakura and team 7 together also having Sasuke not being an edgelord and hanging out in the village for a bit before his journey. but yo im happy   How do you feel about the new generation? LOVE all the characters but tbh im really scared to see where the story will go.   Say something about your favorite character. Good and bad. if you couldnt tell it’s my boy Itachi. He’s jsut such a god and i literally have nothing bad to say about him lmao sorry

What would a child between your OTP look like? How would they behave as parents? hmm i think their child would look exactly like Sarada Uchiha ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ 

  Say something genuinely nice about your NoTP. Wincest? nah lmao i completely understand why NaruSaku is big (the whole Sakura’s fake smile at Naruto’s wedding meme in TL kinda opened my eyes to a maybe there could have been something there but thats as far as ill go lmao)   Say something negative about your OTP. Sasukes personality needs some work lul   Is there anyway you could be convinced to ship your NoTP? What would make you change your mind about the pairing? Nurr   What makes you mad about the series? Obito’s logic and annoying ass flashbacks   If you could see anything happen in the series, what would it be? i know it would change everything if itachi didnt die but i would love to see Uncle Itachi and Sara hanging out while Papasuke is away and Sakura needs a break lmao   What would you say to Kishimoto if given the chance?  I’d give him a massive thank you for making me fall in love with his series the second i came across it and for the community he has created with all of you beautiful people <3 

[waterfallfuu]

sauceque for the headcanon ask meme

I honestly did not tag the ask meme and never answered this, so I’m just gonna put random Sasuke headcanons I have here. (I’m so sorry)

Me @ my sister who doesn’t really care about Naruto: What are some headcanons you have about Sasuke?

Her: That he’s a homosexual.

Headcanons:

He smells like sandalwood??? I’ve thought this for years

he’s very much into body care and keeping himself clean, but despite this his hair a lil greasy

when he was a little kid, he’d trim his finger and toe nails too short to the point it would hurt at times and Itachi started doing it for him until Sasuke would do it reasonably

Before his clan was killed, and he first started the academy, he probably had a small, pretty insignificant crush on a boy before he even acknowledged Naruto. Maybe the boy had long hair.

[365daysofsasuhina]

[ 365 Days of SasuHina || Day One Hundred Thirty-Five: Aroma ] [ Uchiha Sasuke, Hyūga Hinata ] [ SasuHina, NaruSaku ] [ Verse: Best Years of Your Life ] [ AO3 Link ]

It takes him completely by surprise.

He’s walked this way before, but not since last Autumn. The way to his brother’s house from the nearest bus stop means passing by a few small businesses that linger along the outskirts of the small city Itachi calls home. A coffee shop, auto parts store, and now - as the tantalizing aroma tells him - a flower shop.

Brought to a halt at the overpowering scents of flowers, Sasuke actually gapes a bit at the building. From what little he can remember, it was empty then, and looking a little run down. But now, it’s gotten a fresh coat of paint over its bricks, windows clear and shining, and a beautiful sign hanging over the new door.

Hinata’s Bloom Boutique.

Staring up and racking his brain, it takes a moment...but then it comes back to him. Hinata - the name’s familiar. She was in his high school class. Was always so shy and blushy around his knucklehead best friend Naruto. Poor thing never got noticed, though - best boy jock Uzumaki married his sweetheart Sakura right out of high school.

He never heard anything about her after that. The gang split up as Naruto went to a school across the country on a football scholarship. Sakura went into med school. Sasuke took a year off to travel, and along the way discovered a passion for photography of all things.

...he even has his camera on him now.

Glancing down the street - his brother’s expecting him, after all - he weighs his options before taking out his phone. A bit delayed. Be there a little late.

A tiny fib that won’t do any harm.

Slinging his travel bag off his shoulder, he digs around and brings out his camera.

A myriad of flowers are arranged around the front of the store, blooms of all colors glistening in the afternoon sun. They’ve been freshly watered, faces sparkling with drops of water that catch the light.

These are gonna make some great shots. Putting on his macro lens, Sasuke adjusts his focus, snapping picture after picture of various flowers. His mother’s a major plant geek, but admittedly, he knows almost nothing about them himself.

Several minutes pass with silence broken only by passing cars and the snap of his shutter. Looking over his collection, he moves to take more only to jump as the front door opens.

Startling in the doorway, clearly not expecting to see someone just standing there, Hinata bumps into the far side of the frame as she stumbles half a step back. Pale eyes are wide, a hand lifting to press to her chest in shock.

“...Sasuke?”

He stares back, not...entirely sure what to say. “...uh...hi.”

A blink, then another. “Um...hi.” Her brows furrow. “...are you...taking pictures?”

“Er...yeah. Is - is that okay?”

“Yeah! That’s fine!” Finally softening from her surprise, she lets out a windchime laugh. “You just scared me! I was coming out to bring these in for the night to close up.”

Sasuke manages a sheepish chuckle of his own. “Sorry, I...had to stop and look. It smells amazing out here.” Maybe a little strange to say, but...it’s true.

A flicker of pride flits over her face. “Thanks...I just bought this place early last Winter. I-I’ve wanted to do something like this since I was little!”

“Looks like you really shaped the place up.” Tucking his camera to one side, Sasuke gives the building another once over. “Last I remember it was looking pretty sad.”

“Yeah, it took a lot of work...but I think it looks pretty good…!”

A nod. “Uh...you sure it’s okay I took the pictures?” It almost feels like he’s...stealing in some way.

A hand waves away his concern. “Perfectly fine. I’m glad you like them! Though, if you do feel like repaying me, you could lend a hand carrying them in!”

“Oh, uh - sure.”

It’s her turn to backpedal. “I...I wasn’t serious -”

“It’s fine. I don’t mind.”

After a short pause, Hinata gives another smile. “Thanks.”

Lugging in flats of flowers and display pots, Sasuke gives the interior of the shop a subtle glance. Refrigeration units hold cut flowers and bouquets. Stacks of empty vases and pots line a wall. Anything floral you could ever think to want is here, and more.

“Wow...this is awesome.”

“Thanks...it’s been a l-lot of work.”

“Do you do all this by yourself?”

“I, uh...yeah. I, I do.”

He gives her a look, brows raised. “Not running yourself ragged, are you?”

Hinata glances aside with a sheepish smile. “Um...maybe a little. It’s been awfully busy, given the season. But I’ve been m-making good money!”

“Can’t you like...hire someone part time? Heck, get some high school age volunteers? This is a lotta work for one person, Hinata.”

A hand tucks hair behind her ear. “I...I could…I just h-haven’t gotten around to it.”

Sasuke’s expression deadpans. He takes a moment to think. “...look, I’m in the city for the month for a few gigs with my brother. What if I came down when I’ve got some spare time?”

“I -! But you -?”

“I dunno the first thing about plants, but I do know about manual labor and running a till. You don’t even have to pay me.”

“But that’s not fair -”

“I’m staying rent-free with my brother for a whole month, and I’ve got a lot of well-paying jobs while I’m here. If you let me, I could even sell prints of the flowers I took pictures of. Volunteering a few hours isn’t gonna break my bank, Hinata.”

Staring at him, pale eyes flicker over his face, which he keeps carefully blank, almost bored. “...why would you…?”

“...cuz I know about doing things on my own.” His father hadn’t exactly been happy with his choice to skip college and instead travel, and then becoming a photographer. Doesn’t matter to Fugaku that he’s making a decent living, and all on his own. Sasuke’s abandoned the path laid out for him. That meant little to no help to get himself started.

And...there’s one other reason.

Studying him a moment more, Hinata then sighs. “...all right. You can take and sell as m-many pictures as you want to make up for it. Okay?”

“Okay.”

...a small pause.

“...well, I better get to my brother’s. I told him I’d be late, but...well, not this late.”

“All right. Oh, um...let me get you my cell number…” She fishes around for her mobile, trading digits. “I, um...I guess just let me know when you want to come in…? Odds are it’ll always be fine, but...just in case.”

“Yeah, sure.”

“And...thank you again, Sasuke. This is a busy month, and you’ll make a big difference.” A demure smile stretches across her face. “...it means a lot.”

He subtly swallows. “...sure thing. I’ll...text you later.”

“Bye.”

Putting away his gear and shouldering his bag, Sasuke leaves the little shop behind as the afternoon ages into evening. Just a few more blocks to his brother’s house, then he can get off his feet for a while.

A hand runs back through his hair, still taken aback at all this. He never expected to run into her here, let alone arrange...all of that.

Long-buried, a flutter renews in his chest. One he hasn’t felt since high school.

Because while Hinata had her eyes on Naruto, and Naruto on Sakura, Sakura on Sasuke...he, in turn, had had eyes only for her. But never said a word. Not even after the middle pair got hitched. Instead, he’d fled all over the globe.

And now where does he happen to end up but her doorstep?

A gentle breeze follows him down the sidewalk, carrying the aroma of flowers.

They smell just like her.

     *flops* Golly it's late but at least I'm not so tired tonight :'D      This is...actually super cute, lol - gotta love flower shop AUs, especially since Hinata has her canon love of flowers! At first I thought of maybe doing some more vampires...or Sasuke's Home Ec class...but I settled on this as a lil change of pace. Hopefully it was enjoyable!      Buuut on that note, I gotta call it a night! See y'all tomorrow - thanks for reading n_n