#sorry im. ive had enough.

[lesbian-space-fish]

this blue no matter who crowd is like vegans who don’t eat honey and pat themselves on the back saying it’s bc they ‘care about the bees’ but you know if they actually gave a shit they’d be buying local honey and supporting bee farmers

[splankie]

is blowing up a volcano after ur first kiss couple goals

[yourlocalabomination]

Tick Tock, Teddy-Bear.

[laurrelise]

guys unfortunately i’m still seriously struggling to understand how people ship five and lila and im spiraling into insanity !!!!1!1!1!!!!!!1!1!!!!

[lorephobic]

literally nobody asked for it, but here's my list of saltburn essays that i've slowly been drafting over the course of the last week which WILL be required reading for anybody trying to engage with me about this movie. my very personal saltburn 101 syllabus just dropped

A Wolf in Deer's Clothing: Saltburn's Attempt at Innocence

an examination of party costumes and our character's last attempts to masquerade as something they're not: felix—an angel, all-forgiving and all-knowing, something to be worshiped; and oliver—a prey animal, prey to class-divide, prey to saltburn, prey to felix.

thoughts about oliver specifically are loosely organized in my #bambi tag

A Midsummer Night's Mare: Farleigh Start as the Ultimate Victim of Saltburn

a farleigh character study, about the ways he was mistreated and manipulated at saltburn, about fighting to stay alive and the scars left behind by knowing when to give in

alternatively titled "QuickStart", may be adapted into a conclusive essay specifically focusing on oliver and farleigh's relationship

The Eye of the Beholder: On Saltburn's Voyeurism & Violence [working title]

how wealth and class pushes the catton's toward the volatile reality of being able to look, but not touch. on desire and the lack thereof, and portraying yourself as an object to be desired

may end up as two separate essays on wealth and aestheticism but i'm pushing toward a conclusive essay about the intersection of the two, which i feel is at the heart of saltburn

alternatively titled "Poor Man's Pudding: A Melvillian Approach to Saltburn's Class", again, may be adapted into it's own essay

Gender-Fluid: A Study in Sexuality and Saltburn's Desire to be Dry

a deep dive into the bodily fluids of saltburn and how oliver upsets the standard of men who are just so lovely and dry. on the creative choice to lean into the messy wetness of sex and desire and the audience's instinct toward repulsion

a celebration of the grotesque and an examination of why we would label it as such

least developed of the four, heavily inspired by @charnelpit's lovely post about the fluids in saltburn

if anybody is actually interested in any of these, i can work toward something closer to a finished piece instead of just bullet points and quotes in a google doc, but mostly this is so i can share my very brief takes on a multitude of themes in saltburn that have been haunting me

edit for people seeing this in the future: all posts about my essays are being organized into my #saltburn 101 tag if you’re interested in following these through to development!

[bowtiestash]

sleeping amongst the poppies

[paint-it-dead]

me trying to explain the berserk trio:

ok so you know that famous internet question: "the man or the bear?" well. casca would choose the bear cus she is a woman who has suffered her own share of experiences with men and understands the true gravity of such a question. guts would also choose the bear, cus according to him fighting a random man would be considered "too easy" and he needs "a real challenge". griffith would choose the bear cus he misunderstood the question and he is a feral bisexual twink with oddly specific needs. in this essay i will-

[pummelingbat]

i want you to love me

[todayisafridaynight]

[superbellsubways]

aww the. 🎥 cutes, 😊 hi @cephalonheadquarters

[amorvavi]

hellooooo solar opposites tumblr community

there hasn’t been any news in terms of the show getting a sixth season unfortunately, so I made a post on Hulu’s community platform suggesting a renewal!

According to the site, “The more votes an idea gets, the more likely it’ll be pitched to the right teams,” so hopefully getting traction will help nudge the right people

if you have a Hulu account and would like to see more of the show, you can log in and vote with this link here!

https://community.hulu.com/s/idea/0875f000000tsenAAA/detail

thanks guys! 👽🛸🌈

[that1notetaker]

Uhhhh You've Got a Friend in Me Part 1?? Context: A friend had the galaxy idea to deep dive into Bill's character as the weird dream demon creature that he is and not the Tumblr Sexyman we know. It game me inspiration to draw. This happens right after the end of Gravity Falls.......at least from Bill's pov.

[hoosierhurricane]

genuinely excited for this game but also this mental image has haunted my meme-poisoned brain ever since i heard fantoccio's song

[aroaceleovaldez]

bestie I am so sorry but no it did not 😭😭 that's like saying Zeus was pregnant with athena 😭😭

[post in question] i mean there's a mythological debate you can get into with that but i digress

regardless, the book does outright state that the cacodaemons were with Nico since his first encounter with Nyx - they were the stuff in the shadows he kept seeing/sensing that weren't really there. And then Nyx pulled them out of him during their second encounter while actively referring to them as their children. It's not explicitly literal mpreg but putting it into as few words as possible it's mpreg. He's a teen parent and theyre explicitly from him and had some sort of functional gestation period and i hate it lots.

[angelpuns]

Thinking about how much I would genuinely enjoy doodling the kid Leo spinoff comics if only I didn't have to explain every single time that they aren't canon and that them being canon is not possible- I really did want to explore Present Leo's complicated emotions and healing process but I have a problem where I get really upset when I'm not like- completely understood? Like I have gotten way better at it as I've worked on projects, but back when I was doing more with the spinoff comics I'd get so frustrated having to explain over and over that they couldn't be canon, even if I wanted them to be. And its not a matter of me SAYING they're not canon just because, I have actual plot reasons that they CANT be canon.

[nicoandthepoets]

WHAT WHAT OMG THERE IS NO WAY IM ACTUALLY GRADUATING AAAHHH WHAT