I couldn't stop laughing at this absolutely terrible joke so now I have to inflict it on you. sorry?
[Image 1 ID: Bolded text that says, "Stripping for edible flour in Tijuana," then in unbolded letters below it, "Please don't make me elaborate." End ID.]
[Image 2 ID: A 4-image comic of Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. He's floating in front of one of Stan's memory doors, which is labelled as "KEEP OUT." Bill looks at the door and says "OHO, DEEP, DARK, SECRETS? DON'T MIND IF I DO!"
There are then three panels shown, from the perspective of the door looking at Bill. Across the first two, Bill opens the door, eye closed and other hand on his hip. In the last panel, Bill's eye is open, looking deeply unsettled, and he slams the door shut.
Bill turns from the door, staring downwards, haunted by whatever he has seen.
Bill looks back at the door out of the corner of his eye, putting a hand to the top of his angle. He says, "OH GOD, HE AND SIXER REALLY ARE IDENTICAL." End ID.]
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doodled some bill aus :3
uncle bill au: @a-scary-lack-of-common-sense
handyman bill: @handymanbill
mr bill pines: @honeqq
bill & mabel friendship au: @millenianthemums
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solar eclipse🌑☀️
specifically based on this solar eclipse:
(miiight make a sequel to this with the august 2017 eclipse... maybe....)
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You are now Joe Hills
Joe: Howdy, y'all! This is Joe Hills, live from Double Life² SMP
Joe: I'm standing here by my lonesome 'cause most of the folks are scampering into that Great Big Hole on the horizon
Joe: Can't say I blame them
Joe: And over here we've got some mob murder happening. Oh the humanity!
Joe: Now here's a man on a mission if I've ever seen one. He sure seems to know what he's doing!
Joe: Meanwhile our fellow newbie is doing some good old tree punchin' right at spawn
Joe: Hope that's not a faux pas
Joe: With so many roads to take, how is a regular lil' guy like me supposed to decide? But decide I must, and soon
=> Joe: Follow Etho
Start Over -- Go Back
The time for suggesting the course of action is over! An update is being worked on, and the old post finish will now be hidden under a readmore
What will you do?
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This is where action suggestions come in!
If you want to suggest what Joe Hills should do next, please put it in the replies! After 3 days I will collect all the suggestions and choose one or more to base the next update on!
And remember: soulmates are getting assigned soon~
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