#I know this isn’t f1 sorry 😔

[formulanni]

That’s MY midwestern princess

Tags: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @three-days-time @saviour-of-lord

[lewisvinga]

get his ass ! | lando norris/the grid x fem! reader

summary: y/n was loved among the grid, quickly gaining the title of ‘the mother of the grid’ due to her motherly nature. but when a famous football player says he’d like to take her on a date in an interview, the boys are quick to defend her.

fc; maria isabel

warnings; kinda suggestive pics , curse words

notes; requested! this came later than expected lol, been super tired after a long road trip and was out all day w poor connection😩🥲 don’t mind my lil football reference 🤭🤭 also second pic of the interview was meant to say pretty at the end but it was called off lol😞

masterlist !

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yourusername: pov: single mother after a day full of chasing and taking care of her 5 grown children on the paddock

tagged; landonorris, oscarpiastri, alex_albon, logansargeant, georgerussell63

username: MOTHER IS BACK ON THE PADDOCK

username: i want u fr

landonorris: ‘single mother’ who am i then?😕

yourusername: a grown child who asks me to ‘pretty please’ wipe the grease off of his pizza😁

landonorris: it was disgustingly greasy…🤢

username: LMFAOOAOAO

username: a single mom who works 2 jobs who loves her kids

yourusername: they get on my nerves all the time but i love my grown children 💓

logansargeant: sorry mom

yourusername: you and osc are an exception

alex_albon: oh, wow!

oscarpiastri: 😁

georgerussell63: you trying to say something, y/n….

yourusername: yeah give me carmen

carmenmmundt: i agree!

georgerussell63: wait-

username: you need to open a youtube channel!

username: your fit on the paddock ate today 😩

username: the picture of alex and logan w the snake 😭😭😭😭

username: can always count on y/n for content

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[caption 1; baby’s nap time 😴] [caption 2; taking my sons out for lunch 🫶🫶] [caption 3; my new child, surprise! it’s a boy!💙]

Jude Bellingham answers your fan questions!

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landonorris: all mine.

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: lando norris…. i thought you’d post this on your jpg account…

landonorris: nope😁

yourusername: could’ve been worse thank u

yourusername: all yours. forever. 🫶

landonorris: always.

username: so y’all saw jude’s interview too…

username: caption was 100% aimed a jude

alex_albon: can i tag him pls

yourusername: no.

landonorris: yes!

yourusername: no or i won’t take you to get kbbq tmrw

alex_albon: sorry lando

username: alex’s comment😭

username: oh wow

username: the 2nd, 4th, n last pic🥴🥴🥴🥴

username: their relationship isn’t a want it’s a NEED

logansargeant: oh!

yourusername: look away pls😞😔

landonorris: no keep looking so you and every other athlete knows she’s mine 😁

username: jealous lando omg 😵‍💫😵‍💫

maxverstappen1: take that tap in merchant!

carlossainz55: yeah and he won against you guys! put some respect on his name 🙄

yourusername: my football rivalry sons…

landonorris: no i agree w max

username: not the culers and merengues of f1 fighting 😭😭

georgerussell63: my eyes!😰😰😰😰

georgerussell63: but that serves him right! y/n is a taken lady!

username: red is HER color, no one can wear read

username: the fit is everything 😍😍

username: need someone to recreate the last pic w 😖😖😣😣

oscarpiastri: i really had to stop lando from posting more exposing pictures, you’re welcome btw mother

landonorris: i had plenty of other ones to choose from…

yourusername: thank u osc😭

[sunrizef1]

big reputation pt 2

Pairing: Logan Sargeant x Reader, Max Verstappen x ex!reader

Warnings: Cursing

Authors note: sorry this took so long bbgs

Pt 1 Pt 3

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alex_albon

Friend???

Yeah, real fucking funny

yourusername

Get out of my DMs

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lilymhe

“Friend”?

Girl that's the love of your life

“Not because he owns me but because he rly knows me” or whatever

yourusername

Ah I love him 😍

lilymhe

Trust me, i know

I've seen more than I want to

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fernandoalo_official

friend?

Querida, ese hombre te ama.

yourusername

You're the third person to comment on the “friend” thing

fernandoalo_official

Porque las únicas personas que no saben que os queréis son ciegas 😂

translation: (Friend? Darling, that man loves you) (you're the third person to comment on the friend thing) (because the only people who don't know you love each other are blind)

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logansargeant

Friend???

yourusername

Oh my god

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oscarpiastri

I don't appreciate being cut out of this picture

yourusername

Are you my boyfriend or his teammate

oscarpiastri

I'm his friend 😔

yourusername

you'll get an Insta story the day Im in your garage for race day

oscarpiastri

But you'd never be in my garage

yourusername

Well 🤷‍♀️

oscarpiastri

Damn 😔

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logansargeant

DELETE DELETE DELETE

THEYRE GONNA FIGURE OUT THATS ME AND BURN ME AT THE STAKE

yourusername

LMFAO

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yourusername

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yourusername guys!!!! Ive seen the support on reputation and after the year I’ve had, I’m so grateful for every person that’s listened to and supported the album. As a little present for your support, I’m going on tour!!! This is only leg 1, so if there isn’t a show near you, look out for leg 2 after this one, we’ll be visiting several more countries and cities! Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10 AM, I can’t wait to see you all on the Reputation Stadium Tour!!! 🖤🖤🖤

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user1 YESSSSSS LETS GO

user2 omg I’m gonna be back in the trenches of Ticketmaster again

user3 I need to hear don’t blame me in a packed stadium plssss

user4 no KC????

yourusername we’ll be in kc on leg 2 100%!!!

user4 LFG!!!! Tysm bae

user5 damn she loves Vegas doesn’t she

user6 the most random schedule ever lmfao

user7 she’s going to Austria!!!! No one ever goes to Austria!!!

user8 this is the first tour I’ve seen that isn’t just entirely American cities lmfao

user9 there’s like actual European cities instead of just London lol

user10 I think I recognize the order of some of these stops…

user11 Baku is so random lmfao

user12 why does she go back and forth to the us like 4 times??? 😭

charles_leclerc can’t wait!!!!

yourusername 🫶

user13 she’s coming to Hungary 😍

logansargeant this schedule looks a bit familiar 🤔

yourusername wonder why that is 🤷🏻‍♀️

user14 these tickets are gonna be so hard to get

landonorris so which show are we all going too then

oscarpiastri from the looks of it, we could go to all of them

landonorris I might not go that far 😅

logansargeant I will 🫡

lewishamilton my votes for London n1

carlossainz I say Madrid

fernandoalo_official how about both

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user15 I live in France but I will be buying tickets to Madrid and London in hopes of seeing the drivers

user16 OHHHH ITS THE F1 SCHEDULE

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📍Toronto, Canada

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yourusername Toronto you were absolutely electric for opening night of the Reputation Tour!!! I’m in awe of how many of you came out to support the show and I hope it lived up to your expectations! It was also nice to see some friends come out to support before their race this weekend 🫶. Thank you so much Toronto, I’ll see you guys again for Night 3!

Tagged: lilymhe alex_albon oscarpiastri landonorris fernandoalo_official georgerussel carmenmundt logansargeant

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user17 WAIT THIS IS SO CUTE

user18 the show was so good!!!!!

user19 did yall see all the drivers hanging out in the vip tent 😭

user20 y/n kept pointing at the tent during every love song 😭😭😭

user21 it was so amazing!

landonorris what is that picture of me, I do not remember that

yourusername it’s from when your flight landed at two am and you both showed up to soundcheck at 6 am

landonorris and you decided to post that one???

yourusername it’s the only picture I have where you’re not wearing McLaren merch 🤷‍♀️

user22 wait Oscar and Lando showing up to soundcheck is kind of adorable

fernandoalo_official it was very good chica!!

yourusername thank you Nando!!!

user23 that picture of Alex and Lily is so cute

lilymhe it was so amazing, I’m so glad the schedule happens to line up so I can go to more shows!!! 🫶

yourusername you can have a reserved spot in the vip tent lils ❤️

lilymhe 😭🫶

user24 why is Logan tagged on the microphone slide??? He’s not in the slideshow but he’s tagged???

user25 slide 8 is 100% him but she just didn’t tag him, I know it

lewishamilton this is Lewis Hamilton erasure

yourusername ahhhh I’m sorry lew! I don’t have a good picture of you at the show where you’re not out of focus!

lewishamilton this is what happens when I let Fernando take pictures. Guess I’ll just have to go to more shows until I make the slideshow 🤔

yourusername you’re welcome any time, it was great to have you 🫶

user25 slide 8 is so cute 😭

logansargeant so good 😍

yourusername 🫶

user26 now why did Logan have the least to say out of anyone 🙄

user27 I’m convinced it’s because they’re sitting next to each other right now

alex_albon lilys now obsessed with the show so I’m sure you’ll be seeing a lot of us during leg 1

yourusername don’t act like you didn’t have fun as well

alex_albon oh I definitely did, I’ll have to start planning new reputation themed outfits to match the crowd

yourusername the bleached hair would match perfectly

charles_leclerc me and Alex had a wonderful time, thank you so much for inviting us!!!

yourusername it was so great to have you both supporting the show!

alexandrasaintmleux it was beautiful, mon chou!

yourusername tysm Alex ❤️

user28 all the drivers in the comments 😭

oscarpiastri Lando cried

landonorris no I didn’t stfu

yourusername there’s pictures lan

landonorris New Year’s Day is just so heartwarming 😔

yourusername dw lan, there’s also pictures of Oscar crying

oscarpiastri you know why I cried 😔 I’m just empathetic for his happiness 🙄

user29 “I’m empathetic for his happiness” okay so that’s about Logan and you can’t tell me otherwise

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lewishamilton

Honored to make it into the slideshow 🫶

yourusername

lol you’re welcome lew

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alex_albon

Why do you have a picture of me asleep

yourusername

guess

alex_albon

Lily?

yourusername

Of course

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georgerussell

I’m going to be completely honest

I was completely black out

yourusername

I could tell

Not offended

georgerussell

Hey I do remember the giant snake though

this just means I’ll have to go to more shows and remember those ones

yourusername

You and Carmen are always welcome

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landonorris

Thank you?

Not sure to reply to the small-ass text

yourusername

dw the lmfao wasn’t about you

landonorris

Yeah, I assumed lmao

Glad I could avenge you 🫡

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[ham1lton]

omg i had a similar idea about how yn’s birthday would be what exposed lewisyn but i didn’t send it bc i didn’t think you’d like it 🫣🫣🫣 i was just thinking that he’d get her something REALLY nice and everyone’s like 🤨🤔 whose boss would get them this….(as a kpop girlie my headcanon was that he flies her to coachella to see blackpink vip LMAO but honestly your choice)

author’s note: LEWISYN LEWISYN *we all chant in unison*. this is a part of the dream girl universe but can be read as a stand alone! also i’m posting the oscaryn fic tomorrow! so keep an eye out for that :D

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yourusername: when your boss pays for an all inclusive holiday for you and your girls for your birthday, but you miss his dog so you force him to send you updates every day 😔

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user1: happy bday girl but this isn’t normal 😭

-> user2: bye she’s so real for this because if i could get exclusive lewis hamilton selfies I WOULD 😭

user3: you posted a darry ring box on your story? who bought it for you?

-> yourusername: lewis! :)

-> user4: hey babe… that’s literally INSANE

-> user5: idgi? what’s a darry ring? why is it insane? it’s just jewellery 🤷🏾‍♀️

-> user4: you can only buy ONE darry ring per LIFETIME. they make you submit your id so you can never buy another. it’s meant to be for your soulmate 😭 and lewis bought one for his ASSISTANT 😭

-> user5: nah, they GOTTA be fucking.

-> user4: worse. they’re in love.

carmenmmundt: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET GIRL ♥️

-> yourusername: i can’t even believe it but thank you babe!!! mwah!! we’ll go out as soon as i come back!!! :D

-> user6: my fav wags :(( gonna miss yn when lewis goes to ferrari :((

bestie1: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTIE!!! SEXIEST GIRL EVER!!!!!!11!!!111

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user19: people talking about the darry ring like what about the HOLIDAY TO HER FAVOURITE PLACE??? like that is literally CRAZY???

-> user19: … you hiring? lewishamilton 👀

-> user21: fuck that, do you have an opening in your relationship? lewishamilton yourusername? 👀 bitch scooch over!! i want y’all 🤷🏻‍♀️

user20: what f1 driver wants to have a weird codependent relationship with a romantic subtext with me?

-> user21: i didn’t realise how much of a wattpad ass trope lewisyn is 😭 rich older famous hot boss and younger funny pretty employee who does whatever she wants while the boss is just fondly endeared.

-> user22: THAT SHOULD BE ME!!!!! 😔

-> user20: we can still do it oscarpiastri

-> oscarpiastri: no thank you! 🙂‍↔️

user28: yourusername are you and lewis dating be honest?

-> yourusername: NO 😭 i am definitely still single. lewis and i are just close friends that’s it!

-> user29: he said ‘happy birthday to my favourite girl, i want to spend all the rest of them with you’ in his post to you…. THATS A BOYFRIEND ASS QUOTE DONT LIE 😭

-> yourusername: that’s really normal??? like i’m sorry that you don’t have a decent relationship with your boss? 😭

user10: this whole bday thing is so funny cause why is yn trying to pass this as a normal employee and employer relationship 😭

-> user11: like you don’t see charles taking his assistant on romantic candlelit dinners do you 😭

-> user12: maybe if he does that, he’ll win a wdc. lewis does it, and he won eight, to ME!

user26: her insta stories are packed with all the gifts he bought her omg. someone tallied it all up and why did it amount to 2.7 million?!????

-> user27: IM SO JEALOUS

alexandrasaintmleux: next time brunch is on me ! 🥰 happy birthday honey 💕

-> yourusername: ily alex :(

-> user7: 1644 got the baddest bitches i know that’s right!

user13: lewisyn be normal challenge: FAILED!

-> user14: lewisyn be hopelessly in love with each other and co-parent lewis’ dog together challenge: COMPLETE!

user15: everyone talking about how weird it is that lewis spoils yn for her bday but why can’t we NORMALISE this?????? i want MY lazy ass boss to see shit like this and feel so ashamed that he books me on a cruise or some shit 😭

user17: LEWISYN CONFIRMED !!! WE CHEERED !!

-> user18: did you see his birthday post to her? babe it’s BEEN confirmed 😭

user24: im new to this. is yn lewis’ wag?

-> user25: no! she’s his assistant.

-> user24: don’t believe it. sorry.

user16: to everyone thinking this is weird, lewis’ team are like family to him. yn has been with him for almost a decade. like ofc he’s gonna reward loyalty? especially when she’s gotten offers from other celebs and brands. she could have pivoted to being an influencer but she likes working for lewis and it’s clearly mutual?

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landonorris: did you get my flowers?

-> yourusername: no?? :(

-> lewishamilton: roscoe ate them. my bad.

-> user8: MESSY ASS 😭 that dog did not eat those damn flowers.

-> user9: roscoe at home rn like … what he say fuck me for 🐶

-> yourusername: dw lando!! we’ll still have our weekly movie night when i come back!!

-> landonorris: :D

— dream girl taglist: @flowergirl1134 @laur20a23 @greantii @rafebun @sumlovesjude @papayadays

— all works taglist: @luvsforme @yelenasloverrrrr @donttouchthegnote @chelle1306 @bloodyymaryyy @aliciaablueprint @lennnooshh @km-23mr @stinkyjax @f1kenzzz @ctrlyomomma @theblueblub @lavisenri @marshmummy @23victoria @ourlifeforchaos @namgification @tallrock35 @avada-kedavra-bitch-187 @ariellovelynn @shhhchriss @lifeless-firefly @xylinasdiary @evie-119 @itseightbeats @tsireyasgf @landososcar @yongi-lee @maxlarens @velentine @m1892 (if you were on more than one of the taglists, i’ve only tagged you once! :) also if you’re on the solo lewis taglist, i’ll tag you in the mentions as tumblr limits mentions at 50 per post!! :( and if you’d like to join either taglist, fill out this form! make sure you read the explanatory box, fill the form out correctly and allow your account to be tagged or i can’t tag you!)

[maxivstappen]

congratulations for 1k, you really deserve It !!

for your event: can i ask for a carlos sainz fic based on "break my heart, and I swear i'm moving on with your favorite athlete" by sabrina carpenter in good graces

thanks xx and ily

౨ৎ YOUR FAVORITE ATHLETE ! ‧₊˚.

౨ৎ 1K EVENT — short n' sweet series (not posted yet) ౨ৎ

pairing — carlos alcaraz x reader / carlos sainz x reader

summary — break my heart and i swear im moving on with your favorite athlete! angst & sweet revenge (again lol)

warnings / disclaimer — none, just my not so perfect Spanish (please correct me)! hope you liked this <3 thank you lots for your support and sorry for my absence - school is really time consuming at the moment :( i'll be updating more frequently again soon — masterlist (not updated sry) / prev. work

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12th of January - TWITTER

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4th of February - @.yourusername ✓ just posted on INSTA !

liked by landonorris, alexandrasaintmleux and 1,723,981 others

yourusername girls just wanna have fun or whatever 😝 love ya @.alexandrasaintmleux

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user1 omg why did she unfollow carlos?

user2 @.user1 she follows carlos wdym

user3 @.user2 no they mean carlos alcaraz the tennis player, y/n‘s boyfriend (if they’re still together). I suppose you’re an f1 fan?

user2 @.user3 yes haha sorry i didn’t know that, and I don’t watch tennis so that’s why i was confused

alexandrasaintmleux ✓ my only love🥹 never ever leave me again!!

-> ♥️ by @.yourusername ✓

charles_leclerc ✓ @.alexandrasaintmleux what do you mean ‚only love‘?? don’t you think you’re missing someone?

alexandrasaintmleux ✓ @.charles_leclerc so sorry, of course i love my baby leo just as much🥰

charles_leclerc ✓ @.alexandrasaintmleux 😔

user4 oh they’re so HOT

user5 @.user4 CARLOS FUMBLED IF WHAT I‘M THINKING IS TRUE

user6 ONE CHANCE Y/N JUST ONE

landonorris ✓you can finally focus on the better sport now 🙌

-> ♥️ by @.yourusername ✓

user7 @.landonorris WHAT DOES THIS MEANNNNN

user8 @.user7 i think carlitos and her broke up 😭

yourusername ✓@.landonorris only saying that cause i keep beating you at tennis

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5th of February - TWITTER

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5th of February - TEXTS

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6th of February - @.yourusername ✓ just posted on INSTA !

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yourusername if i speak i am in trouble 🤭

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landonorris ✓ AHHHHHHH

yourusername ✓ @.landonorris AHHHHHHH

user9 @.landonorris LANDO SPILL

user10 guys alcaraz liked😧

user11 @.user10 HES JELLYYYYYY

alexandrasaintmleux ✓ hope you had the best night ever☺️

yourusername ✓ @.alexandrasaintmleux wasn’t as fun as it would’ve been with you🙂‍↔️

alexandrasaintmleux ✓ @.yourusername let me take you out next time 🤭

carlossainz55 ✓ @.yourusername @.charlesleclerc they’re flirting again😞

charles_leclerc ✓ @.carlossainz55 they will never stop😞

user12 THE LAST PIC

user13 @.user12 MYSTERY GUY SPENT THE NIGHT

user14 @.user13 THATS CARLOS SAINZ

user15 @.user14 i was about to call you delulu but…. i think you’re right

user16 @.user15 guys go get some sleep it’s okay … delulu isn’t always the solulu 😚

user17 HES HOLDING HER SHOES

user18 SOFT LAUNCH BUT WHO TF IS SHE LAUNCHING 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

carlossainz55 ✓ ❤️

-> ♥️ by @.yourusername ✓

user19 @.carlossainz55 @.user18 WE KNOW WHO SHES LAUNCHING🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

user20 @.carlossainz55 OHMYGAWWKDKSKALSKSKS

user21 TENNIS WAG TURNED F1 WAG AND IVE NEVER BEEN HERER FOR IT

user22 @.user21 you’ve never been what?

user23 @.user22 you need to learn matching people’s freak fr😣

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A Couple Weeks Later - TEXTS

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20th of October - @.carlossainz55 ✓ just posted on INSTA !

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carlossainz55 won the race and got the girl😉 great work from the team (and me)

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yourusername ✓ love you baby

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20th of October - @.yourusername ✓ just posted a story on INSTA !

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hope you liked it <3 guys please correct my spanish PLEASEEEEE (the question marks are weird like that on purpose because i’m a lazy bitch)

gen / sns taglist :: @norrisdriver @1655clean

[lorarri]

★ . . . 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 , 𝐋𝐇𝟒𝟒

summary , a language barrier never stop them when they met and it evidently isn't stopping them now

pairing , lewis hamilton x fem! tukish! actress! reader

main masterlist | f1 masterlist | lewis hamilton masterlist

lewishamilton . 17hrs ago

seen by yourinstagram landonorris 56,278,478 others

yourinstagram

liked by lewishamilton charles_leclerc 68,862,623 others

yourinstagram bir yıl daha seninle çok daha fazla anılarımız olacak

another year so many more memories with you

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user my parents

lewishamilton Aşkım ❤️ my love ❤️

lewishamilton Umarım seni sonsuza dek parçalanana kadar severim I hope to love you till forever falls apart

user god I don't know if I wanna be their child or their little bitch

user step on me 😩

user mommy daddy? sorry mommy daddy? sorry mommy daddy? sorry

user god really does have favourites 😭

user iconic.

user my Roman Empire 🫡

user THE f1 it couple

user turkish people 🤝 british people

user the fact that lewis is rizzing my girl up in turkish has me so jealous WHEN WILL IT BE ME 😔

user god I have seen what you have done for others

user hot people stan Y/N and Lewis 😌

user the healthiest realtionship ever ✊🏼

user the fact that mercedes has 3 power couples is kinda iconic 💅

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anon ─ Hello, could you please place an order? I would like something where Lewis H. and his partner are talked about on the internet about how they like physical contact and how loving they are towards each other. If you do, thank you very much. P.s. Your Lewis and the Princess imagine is my favorite. ❤❤

anon ─ ooohh imagine one of the drivers meeting someone in one of the countries they go to and immediately being smitten but readers english isn’t great and them using google translate and gestures to help communicate with eachother

[stall1iion]

champions love - five

Liked by f1wags, y/nupdates, maxverstappen1, y/nofficial, redbullracing and many others

f1 and there is our ice queen, arriving in fashion to her first race of the season in Spielberg! 🇦🇹 A new fashion queen on the grid perhaps? 👀

#F1 #Formula1 #AustrianGP

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username1 oh she looks beautiful

⤷username4 right? Like can Max fight??

username69 so we're gonna ignore that f1 admin is a figure skating fan??

⤷f1 of course I am 😼

username15 f1 fashion game is SO BACK

⤷username27 lewis and her are about to show up slaying 🫡👏🏾

⤷username9 no literally, Fashion Queen and King of the Grid

username90 I met her! She’s genuinely so nice!

username62 lewis has some competition fr

username12 she flew to austria for a MAN?? 🤨

⤷username44 to be fairrrrrr that man is MAX VERSTAPPEN and her boyfriend so….

username8 of course she’d be more focused on an outfit then supporting max

⤷username7 relax?? She’s literally wearing a flowy shirt and some jeans, just because she got dressed doesn’t mean she’s not there to support

username37 ice queen? Ice flop maybe

⤷username35 oh yes, a two time olympic champion, truly embarrassing of her 🙄

username3 great another american ruining the sport

⤷username77 surprised she isn’t fat like all the others or is her shirt hiding that?

⤷username98 I was trying to ignore your blatant xenophobia and sexism but like I genuinely can’t, one: her and logan aren’t ruining the sport at all and two not all americans are fat, you see fast food and automatically assume and it’s crazy when one good click on the comment above and you’d see she’s an olympic figure skater and better than you’d ever hope to be

⤷username35 let them hate, they find every little thing to hate on because they can’t be them. See how many hoops they have to jump through to say anything offensive

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y/n.jpg time to see my first ever vroom vroom race in person but at least I have my newest pookie with me 💗

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bsf1 pookie we miss you 😢

⤷y/n.jpg i miss you too 😢it’s time for me to watch men go vroom vroom in fast cars

bsf2 why didn’t you take us??? 😭😭

⤷y/n.jpg because you had work pookie?? 😞

⤷bsf2 oh…yeah….like i wouldn’t quit to go to a race 😞😢

⤷y/n.jpg yeah no…keep that bag, I promise i’ll take yall when you guys are free ♥️

alexalbon omg is that where my girlfriend went???

⤷y/n.jpg sorry she’s my girlfriend now 🫶

⤷lilymhe I know where home is 🫶

⤷alexalbon UMM???

maxverstappen1 was the meme necessary?

⤷y/n.jpg yes it was, my vibe was incomplete without it

⤷y/n.jpg expect more btw 😋

⤷maxverstappen1 oh god 😐

⤷y/n.jpg good luck on your race ☺️

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y/n.jpg …so that was a tough loss um…how do you feel after that?

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landonorris how the fuck you think I feel?

⤷y/n.jpg I have a gift for you

⤷landonorris stop I’m supposed to be mad rn

⤷y/n.jpg what he say fuck me for? 😟😔

username2 😭wtf? why is she so unserious

bsf1 how was the race in person?

⤷y/n.jpg loud as fuck 😭

⤷y/n.jpg it was like going to a hotter, louder monster truck show

charles_leclerc the meme?

⤷y/n.jpg your very memeable charlie, it’s a talent really and one that will be showcased on my page way more often

⤷username99 CHARLIE??

lilymhe we still on for drinks?

⤷y/n.jpg of course

⤷username5 max didn’t win and literally caused Lando to crash, what does you need to get drinks for?

⤷y/n.jpg see I don’t know if you know but it’s called, I’m my own grown ass person who can get drinks whenever I want

username4 not her making fun of Lando after her boyfriend ruined his race

⤷username7 *liked by author*

what are you talking about? Lando quite literally responded and he’s obviously not mad at her nor is she making fun of him

username9 both were scrapping and made mistakes. We’ll get em next week!

username23 just wait till next weekend, those guys are going to boo every chance they get, don’t be discouraged!

⤷username44 oh you must’ve missed it but they already started making comments towards her, apparently a fan of hers asked for a autograph and some butthurt fans called her all kinds of names

⤷username23 oh wow, yeah I would’ve never guessed from this post

⤷username1 y/n is not new to getting hate, after her first championship some commentators were calling her a possible “one hit wonder” and fans were saying her coach was better off coaching others

Y/N L/N Talks All Things Sport-Like, Relationships And Careers

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“Our next guest is an expert on skating and ice, her olympic career on the rise, please welcome Y/N L/N!”

[Inserts Y/N with cheers] “Welcome to the show! Uh you look fantastic, thank you so much for being here”

“Thank you for inviting me, Jimmy! And for the food!”

“No problem! Figured it was the least I could do after the flight here, um…so y/n your career has always been eventful but it's currently exploding right now and everyone’s talking about Y/N L/N and so I wanted to show you this photo and tell me if you remember how growing up in figure skating was” [shows a picture of younger y/n in her first competition]

“Oh….this was when I was 12, I had just started competing after begging my mother to sign me up for a skating academy for like a whole year [laughter]”

“Did you win this competition?”

“No [laughs] I got like fourth place and was convinced I wasn’t made out to be a skater and went home that night and cried the most i’ve ever cried I think”

“Wow, here’s you like what..six competitions later and look you’ve got a gold medal” {shows a different picture of her on the podium with a bright smile] [insert cheers and laughter] “I’m so happy for you, what did it feel like?”

“Um, well it felt like I was right all along, that my mom and coach were right and it just gave me a huge boost in confidence after that”

“And- I mean- look at you now two time olympic champion back to back, that is amazing- absolutely amazing. Uh- a little birdie told me that when you first signed with Team USA- um you were in a Chick-Fil-A drive thru when you got the call”

[laughter] “Um..yeah! I was actually at work- um, i worked in a chick-fil-a like ten minutes down the street from my house and I got the call from the recruiter and I was like “oh god, I can’t be on my phone at work but I have to take this…screw it” and i picked up the phone and if you ever watched the draft for the nba then it’s kind of like that, I remember I squealed and dropped to the floor as I accepted and I just could not shut up about it for the rest of the day”

[laughter] “yeah well that must’ve been an amazing feeling! To know your accomplishments have been recognized and that you were about to go to the big leagues”

“Oh yeah, I was riding on that high for like a week, it felt like- yeah- i did it. I mean, I felt like I kind of made it already when I won the rest of my competitions growing up but that call was the little cherry on top, you know? I was 18 years old at the time of the phone call, just out of high school but then it was like a massive dump where I was unsure of myself and if I really was that good. Hate really got to my heart during that time, I had already reviewed a large amount of misogyny that I had almost given up too many times to count”

“I had to push myself and remember why I was there, first and foremost my passion for the ice, and I wasn’t going to toss away my dream due to bigoted men around me. They wanted to see me fail and I wasn’t going to let them succeed”

“Beautifully said. I know recently a few fans have reacted poorly after the results of the most recent grand prix in Austria..how do you feel about that?”

“Well um, I get that they're mad, you know? No one wants to see a driver forced out of a race following a collision but again, I had nothing to do with that, you know? [laughter] Um..just because I’m dating Max does not give them that excuse but again, there will always be haters and so I do what I do best and ignore them the best I can; I know not everyone can respond maturely and things can be said in the heat of the moment so I try not to hold it against them”

“Right, well what are your plans for the future? Is another championship in the cards? Another career even? Maybe a more serious relationship outcome with Max?”

[laughter] “Um well figure skating is definitely the dream, you know, a lot of people will say I’m too old to be on the rink but frankly, there is no maximum age to figure skating, i’ll retire of course when I’m ready but um, that’s no time soon [laughter] um growing up I was really into psychology. Obviously as an athlete I know the importance of mental health and how it can truly affect your performance and career but I was obsessed growing up, probably from all the late night reruns of crime shows like law and order and 48 hours {laughter}’

“and um I don’t know about the last one, we haven’t really talked about anything like that, I think we both enjoy our lives together but i wouldn’t be opposed to any sort of change”

“Great! Well um, Max if your watching, there’s your sign right there [laughter] um…I googled you today to see what pops up and um..”

“Did you not know who I was beforehand?”

“No [laughter] no- i can do..I know all your poses and I can do it”

“Oh can you?”

“I can do it, no- no I just wanted to see what pops up and it says did you mean: ice queen or ice princess and I think that’s kind of fun, tell us about that”

“Um, I definitely didn’t do that- I guess someone at google loves me or something [laughter] but the nicknames ice queen or princess is from the 2018 Olympics when I won my first championship and that day I was wearing a white and silver costume that I was absolutely shivering in [laughter] but um- yeah, the judges and everyone liked it so much and I think the name came from one the judge's comments on my performance actually and everyone just ran with it and i liked it so much that I kept it [laughter]”

“Can I just tell everyone some of the stats you have right now, because wow. You are currently the highest paid figure skater at a net worth of 90 Million dollars. You are a 5 time US champion from 2011 to 2016 and 6 time World Champion from 2017 and 2023, you have countless endorsements with brands such as Disney, McDonald’s, Starbucks, Visa, Campbell’s Chevrolet, Coca-Cola, Kraft, and United Airlines. You’ve been given the James E. Sullivan Award for ‘Best Amateur Athlete, U.S. Olympic Committee ‘Sportswoman of the Year’, Readers’ Choice ‘Figure Skater of the Year’, Teen Choice Award and ‘Cosmogirl of the Year’” [takes in a deep breath] “phew…that was a lot to read [laughter] but yeah, that is all you’ve done since you were 12, that’s amazing!”

“It sounds so much grander and shocking when you read it all out like that! [laughter]”

“Yes well it was lovely speaking to you and wearing out my vocal cards reading all that [laughter] this is Y/N L/N, everybody! [cheers and applause] Thank you for coming! Stay tuned for our next guest after the break!”

→ Face claims: (completely forgot to do these but we have: Lori Harvey and Zendaya) 

→ y/n and lily left the grid while waiting for the race to start to get food (she wanted authentic local food)

→ in the interview y/n did shade both lando fans and lando himself 

Author's note!

Hey guys! I worked hard with this one lol! Could not figure out how I wanted to do the interview and just decided to type it as if it was like a little youtube clip of the show so the brackets are like youtube captions. I wanted to wait until after Austria since I finally got the story aligned with recent events (obviously a fictional version of them). Plz don’t send any hate for the shade I threw in here, I love Lando and in fact do have his merch but his response to today’s race was slightly immature and dare I say whiney, plus i did steal some actual comments from instagram posts under red bull so :/ also had to include the weird thing europeans do where they hate on americans for seemingly no reason? Like I've gone to Europe and the hate I get is actually mind boggling. ANYWAYS! Hope you enjoy this chapter, maybe put in some request for what you’d like to see in the next because i have NO IDEA. 

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༉‧₊˚  CHAMPIONS LOVE ༉‧₊˚

⤷ Following the messy breakup between Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet, Max’s manager comes up with a solution to divert the attention – a fake relationship. His new girlfriend? Two time olympic gold medalist figure skater, y/n for the USA team. Easy? Well…

[world0fmadness]

⋆ ˚｡⋆ ✩ ˚ MIKU X MERCEDES

george russell x anonymous vocaloid creator! reader

featuring: miku luck and miku love

faceclaim: assorted but mainly hatsune miku

୨୧ i’m aware that hatsune miku has been around around for quite a while and a bunch of other stuff but for like, the 4th time, this is fanfic, i am bending the lore because i can! so in this, you’re just a girl who created miku <3 kind of a crack fic but also not! i know someone probably wouldn’t be able to stay anonymous posting pictures of themselves blurred but just go with it

mercedes and hatsunemiku: looks like we have a new partner! welcome to the family miku 🦋

oldf1lvr: MIKU GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

lewishamilton ✔️: lovely meeting you miku!

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> georgerussell ✔️: i reckon you have to stop posting thirst traps now, can’t have my miku seeing those can we?

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> mikumylove: “my miku”… i can’t 😭

> iluvf1: he’s not the step father, he’s the father that STEPPED UP!

mikuworldomination: i fear f1 fans are simply not prepared for the power of miku…

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georgerussell ✔️: i reckon great things are gonna come from this! welcome miku ❤️

> f1forlife: george, be for real 😭

> georgerussells: george #1 miku fan, let’s go

> oldf1lvr: his girlfriend literally created her, of course he loves her

lewishamilton1: have i shifted into some weird alternative reality? what the fuck is this? i need to go back to sleep

mikumylove: MIKU FT LEWIS HAMILTON WHEN?

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f1forever: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE SECOND PICTURE LMAO

> lovemyf1dilf: you’re laughing… toto wolff has met hatsune miku and you’re laughing?

landonorris ✔️: should’ve been mclaren 💔 still love you miku

> georgerussell ✔️: sorry mate! miku doesn’t really like orange 😬

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> landonorris ✔️: 😔

> iluvf1: lando norris hatsune miku fan confirmed

mikumanagement: did you guys hear that miku is partnering with mercedes? pretty cool news, if i do say so myself 💕 🌸 🍬

mikuontop: girl… y’know what, it doesn’t matter, i respect the dedication

georgerussell ✔️: VERY cool lovie… quite possibly the coolest thing to happen in the history of f1 ❤️ you look gorgeous as always

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> mikumanagement : my face is blurred ^_^

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> georgerussell ✔️: even blurred, you’re still gorgeous ❤️

mikumylove: how she’s managed to stay anonymous while dating a f1 driver is beyond me…

> mymiku: how she’s managed to stay anonymous while miku is a huge as she is you mean? sorry but george is nothing compared to how huge miku is 🫣

oldf1lvr: how the fuck could she afford this?

> mikuworldomintation: girl do you know how huge miku is? this is more beneficial for mercedes than her 😭

georgerussells: new pictures of george and his… girlfriend? posted today by mikumanagement… i don’t even know anymore…

f1forlife: george, m and miku have baffled the fan page 😭

> georgerussells: m?

> f1forlife: it’s what miku’s manger ( creator ) goes by due to the whole anonymous thing <3

mikuworldomination: no, foolish f1 fan, miku isn’t his girlfriend, his girlfriend is miku’s manager ( creator )

> georgerussells: man i don’t know, i don’t understand any of this 😭

> mikuworldomination: miku is more like their child and it seems george supports this because he called her “my miku” in the first ever miku x mercedes announcement post 🥹

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oldf1lvr: the last one is killing me, they’re on some romantic dinner date and miku is just there too

> iluvf1: wherever they go, miku comes too 😭

> oldf1lvr: #getmikuaboyfriendorgirlfriend

> georgerussell ✔️: absolutely not

> mikumanagement ✔️: no, too young >:(

> iluvf1: oh my god, she literally is their child

streamiku: the way m treats miku like she’s a real person will always be so fucking funny to me… she edits a png of her into practically EVERY photo she takes

> hatonhatsune: i think it’s cute 😭

mikumanagement and hatsunemiku: congratulations on the p1 win in austria georgie! maybe miku luck is real… hm… wishing lewis lots of luck in siverstone 💖

iluvf1: do you ever plan to go to a race? wigh miku, of course

> mikumanagement: i have been and i was there in austria :D

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> iluvf1: sorry WHAT?

> mikumylove: pleaseee, imagine speaking to some random girl in the paddock and turns out it’s the woman behind hatsune miku and not knowing…

imthinkingmiku: so there’s a chance a camera has captured her before and we just don’t know… that’s so… IRRITATING 😭

georgerussell ✔️: thank you lovie and miku ❤️ couldn’t have done it without you

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> mikuworldomination: obsessed with how we all know it’s yn who runs both accounts and she likes comments on both to keep up the impression that miku is her own person

> oldf1lvr: she loves those pixels so much 💔

lewishamilton ✔️: thanks for the good luck wishes m and m! i’m sure with you two cheering me on, i’ll do decent

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> lewishammy: m and m… he’s given them a nickname 😭

> mikuworldomintation: he’s a miku luck believer, let’s go lewis

⋆ ˚｡⋆ ୨୧ ˚ NEW ADDED BONUS ˚ ୨୧ ⋆｡˚ ⋆

is miku luck real? toto sure thinks so! guess we’ll see on the 7th lol

[goldsainz]

ACCIDENTS HAPPEN — one shot.

pairing: charles leclerc x reader

MASTERLIST.

NOTE: i have nothing to say today… enjoy!!

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yourusername baecation time 🐚🌊

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ynfan1 Y/N YOU’VE BEEN SOFT LAUNCHING SINCE FOREVER LET US KNOW WHO HE IS

ynfan2 come home the kids miss you💔

pierregasly Ugh I didn’t need to see this today

⤷ yourusername get off my page???

⤷ pierregasly No I don’t think I will

user1 the mystery of who her man is remains

ynfan3 the one thing we are almost sure of is that he is in f1… like that’s it

francisca.cgomes i thought i was your bae?

⤷ yourusername you’re my #1 he doesn’t mean anything

⤷ pierregasly 😒😒

ynfan4 i miss single y/n :(

charlesfan1 isn’t charles in ibiza too???

charles_leclerc has uploaded deleted an instagram story!

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yourusername charles when i asked him what he posted on his story:

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charles_leclerc I said I was sorry!!! And I bought ice cream!!!

⤷ yourusername the least you could do since you ruined my soft-launch😔😔

ynfan21 GUYS???? WHAT????

charlesfan21 didn’t have this on my bingo card for this year…

pierregasly LANDO OWES ME 5O DOLLARS

⤷ landonorris Literally shut up.

⤷ charles_leclerc What did you bet on…

⤷ pierregasly Who would out your relationship first, duh🙄

user21 crying at lando and pierre betting on their relationship

ynfan22 we officially lost her💔

ynfan23 SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!!!

ynfan24 cannot believe the mystery man is charles… this crossover is insane

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charles_leclerc I will be this woman’s personal photographer for as long as she’ll let me. Even when she says I ruined her “soft-launch”. Je t’aime toujours, mon coeur ❤️

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yourusername ig this is kinda cute…

⤷ charles_leclerc Don’t lie, you love it

francisca.cgomes meh i could’ve done better

⤷ pierregasly Excuse me???

⤷ yourusername i recommend you “the other woman” by lana del rey!! i feel you will be very represented, pear

ynfan31 i am so not normal about this

charlesfan31 when will it be my turn…

charlesfan32 CRYING IN THE CLUB FR

lewishamilton 🤍🤍🤍

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user31 someone ask carlos how he’s feeling rn

charlesfan33 now we wait for their paddock debut

[f1enthusiastsstuff]

arthur leclerc instagram au

arthur leclerc x ricciardo!reader

fans figure out your relationship via instagram

(author’s note: yes i am aware that some of these pics don’t look like arthur , sorry about that -> also this is gonna be a long-ish scroll)

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yourname_ricciardo: loving life rn back home 💞

tchalamet we should catch up when you’re in la

i’ll be back in soon x

danielricciardo ouch not you going hiking without me 😔

sucks to suck danny

ynfan1 omg yn and timothee !!! 🤭🤭

ynfan_48 omg timothee in the comments

lilymhe love you x

love you sm

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arthur_leclerc hanging out in the sun 🇦🇺

charles_leclerc looking good bro

thanks bro

marcusarmstrong who’s the girl mate 👀

f2fan1 omg who is the girl ?!

arthurlfan omg wait isn’t @yourname_ricciardo also in australia

f2fan_ ok arthur i see you with the soft launch

yournamefan_ it does a lot like yourname and she is also in aus

f2fan_ omg no way is arthur dating dan’s younger sister

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yourname_ricciardo the secrets out 🤭 @arthur_leclerc

zendaya the cutest !

thanks z x

landonorris can’t believe this is how i find out

hehe sorry lando

ynfan_3 omg this is so iconic of them

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arthur_leclerc love you always and forever x

danielricciardo oi watch the placement of your hands there

dannyfan1 omg not danny being a protective brother

charles_leclerc wow can’t believe you didn’t tell me

you’re so bad at keeping secrets bro

yourname_ricciardo love you 😍

love you babe

author note (again): hope you liked it, let me know what other f1 drivers i should create ig au’s for or hc’s

[vro0m]

vro0m’s rewatch - 6/288

2007 Canadian GP.

(As a disclaimer those are just my thoughts throughout the race. Don’t expect anything. But I make GIFs !)

Oh baby Lewis in the build up !

AHHHH IT’S HIS FIRST POLE !!! He’s very happy ! (obviously)

Also now baby Lewis in school, adorable.

Proud Anthony !

(Don’t mind me while I gif the whole build up basically lmao)

There’s a little review of Lewis’ career before F1. Someone says : “I mean it isn’t just that he’s a driver, he– obviously he could drive, but he’s a racer.” And that sounds like the catch phrase of a dramatic 00′s movie that would definitely appear in the trailer.

They keep interviewing people without telling us who they are like we’re all-knowing or something.

“One cannot do what he is doing unless he is completely aggressive, completely arrogant. But the great thing is : he can turn that switch off when he gets out of the car.”

Niki says : “God made something special out of him.” I’m gonna cry.

You can see some of the other F1 drivers saying what a good job he is doing, it’s lovely.

Loads of talk about McLaren not letting them race each other last time. Sounds familiar. They’re talking about Monaco like a missed opportunity and something scandalous. If you could tell them where we’re standing today phewww

Lewis is saying that he’s not really one to qualify on pole and is not very strong at qualifying but more at racing 😭 sweetie you hold the record for most pole positions now but ily

He’s asked what he thinks of his relationship with his teammate : “We both wanna win, simple as that. But we respect each other and we don’t wanna make any silly moves..... Altough I hope he doesn’t !”

Niki is there : “It’s very difficult today. Lewis certainly did a good job in practice so far did no mistakes but as you know he is young and no experience so we all expect mistakes but they are not coming so the question will be today for me very simple : if he is in the lead and Alonso can follow him all the way – I think Alonso can do 2-3 laps longer this would be my guess even though I’m not Ron Dennis – and if he pulls enough speed out of the two laps then he will win. If he does not Hamilton might win.”

They’re on the grid now. They’re talking to Anthony who says Lewis hasn’t said much at all he’s just been smiling all day and all night.

They’re expecting a lot of DNFs (lmao because there’s like 6 per race already).

50mn into the broadcast it’s finally formation lap and my summary is so long already........ I’m sorry....... Also we see Michael Schumacher on TV and the commentator is saying he has a headache because he was drinking tequila shot with him the night before and so he hopes he has a headache too????? Ok sir???????????

Oh here’s Charlie Whiting ! Everything went to shit since you passed 😔

THE GRID :

And they’re (finally) racing !

Lewis has an okay start, I’m worried about Alonso catching up to him but he runs wide, cuts the corner and almost collides with Lewis as he gets back on track AGAIN just like last time at the Spanish GP !

Lewis is pulling away, Alonso now down in third behind Heidfeld. Jenson Button has stalled on the grid and is being pushed in the pit lane by his team. They’re trying to get him to start his car but he’s shaking his head. The car won’t move.

Lap 9 : Speed is slowing down (lol) and parks his car on the grass. The wheels are starting to smoke as he tries to get out as marshalls are pushing the car ???? Oh he collided with a Williams earlier and it broke his suspension. Lewis already 7.7 seconds clear of Heidfeld who’s not gaining on him one bit.

Lap 15 : Alonso runs wide again, at the first corner again. Meanwhile Lewis is doing the same excellent lap consistently. So quick. 11 seconds ahead. Untouchable.

AND ALONSO MISSES THE FIRST CORNER FOR THE THIRD TIME?!

Lap 21 : Lewis pits with a 19 seconds lead on Massa who’s now 2nd after Heidfeld pitted. He gets out 4th.

And there’s a Safety Car but we don’t know why. Of course it’s costing Lewis a lot. Oh it’s Sutil who hit the wall. Alonso pitted just before they closed the pit lane so that’s lucky for McLaren. A lot of drivers pitted during the SC so now it’s Lewis, Heidfeld, Alonso. Several cars seem to have exited the pits under a red light, penalties maybe?

The race is back on. A McLaren locks up on restart. It’s Alonso. Him and Rosberg are under investigation for maybe not pitting at the right time? I’m confused.

Lap 26 : HUGE CRASH. It’s Kubica. Omg that’s terrifying. The car is in the air and flipping over in a full 360°. Kubica is upside down for a split second before his wreck of a car stops on the flank in the gravel. Only one wheel left on it. Safety car obviously. The marshalls are running in a frenzy. Can’t believe that they showed all of that before knowing he was okay even though the journalist commented early on that you could see him move his hands. Also I already said that but no halo era is horrifying.

Alonso and Rosberg get 10 seconds stop-and-go penalties even though they had to stop during the first Safety Car because they didn’t have any fuel left. These rules don’t make much sense imo.

Lap 33, Safety Car in. We’re told Kubica is “stable”. That’s all. It’s the only word used to qualify his health.

Davidson pits and his mechanics aren’t there. Trulli is stopped on the side of the track. At first we think there was contact with Rosberg but it turns out they did a nice little synchronized spin side by side for no reason. Pretty though. Also Coulthard is out now ?

This race is all over the place.

No penalties for the drivers who left the pit lane under a red light because the light shouldn’t have been red. What a circus.

Lap 45 : Kubica has been taken to the hospital but unidentified spokeperson says “he talked to me almost normally” which isn’t as reassuring as he intended it to be imo.

Anders (?) lost his rearwing on the track or something. He’s retiring. Yellow flags and THIRD safety car. There’s too much debris on the track.

Lap 52 : Massa and Fisichella get black flags for exiting the pit lane under a red light this time. How come black flags aren’t a thing anymore? Cars are racing IN THE PIT LANE DURING THE SAFETY CAR wtf lmao

Safety car in on lap 54, Lewis is going full speed ahead, still leading. For the third time he has to gain back all of his advance.

Alonso misses the first corner for the FOURTH TIME THIS RACE with 15 laps left.

Omg yellow flags again? Safety car again?! WHY????? Oh Liuzzi hit the wall. It’s unbelievable. How many laps under safety cars has this been? Oh and yet another car in the wall during the safety car. It’s Trulli.

The restart will be critical. Heidfeld is just behind him on fresher tyres. Safety car? Critical restart? Fresher tyres? I’m getting flashbacks. 10 laps to go. The restart is successful.

5 laps to go, Lewis is 5 seconds clear of Heidfeld. It’s looking good. “It’s the beginning of a long career for Lewis Hamilton and what a start it’s been : 5 consecutive podiums and now there’s 4 laps to finish.” You have no idea how right you are my good man. Meanwhile Alonso is overtaken by Sato. Everybody goes wild.

IT’S THE END OF THE RACE! LEWIS WINS HIS FIRST GP!

He’s so excited it’s lovely to see !

Ah see the British anthem lasted 45 seconds, so the Brazilian one was truly really long. (I know, nobody cares). Anyway we unfortunately don’t have the race interviews this time. But they had pretty trophies !

Last word : broken leg for Kubica, apparently.

[ham1lton]

just got out of hospital yesterday (feel 4 u 🥲) and thinking of dream girl!yn who has to get surgery (maybe appendectomy for the vibes) and the simps are just in her comments like 'me hi i will be ur personal nurse!! 😁😁😁 pick me!!'

and lewis is going 'excuse me this is my assistant? i will be the nurse?? all of you back the FUCK up???'

especially if maybe seb/jenson/kimi/other dilfs are trying to poach his assistant? that would be hilarious

author’s note: omg i’m praying 4 u fr. this hospital shit isn’t for the weak 😔😔😔 this has been finished and just sitting in my drafts for sooo long. i’m so sorry. this is short but i hope u enjoy!!! <3

— part of my dream girl series.

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yourusername: collapsing on live television wasn’t the move but we survived, minus my appendix. i’m gonna miss u allen…

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user1: why did u name it allen.

-> yourusername: i liked it 🤷🏽‍♀️

user2: did roscoe visit you in hospital??

-> yourusername: no but it’s okay <3 he gave me lots of snuggles when i got out!

user3: -9283738 aura for collapsing on camera

-> user4: but +infinity aura for being a bad bitch 🤭

*liked by yourusername.*

jensonbutton: i’m glad you’re okay yn! hope you enjoyed the flowers :)

-> yourusername: i did!! thank you so much!! they’re gorgeous!!

-> jensonbutton: if you need anything, and i mean anything, let me know.

-> lewishamilton: she’s fine. thanks for your concern 🙂 plus the flowers were cheap. i’ll give you the name of my florist for the future 👍🏾

-> user9: HELLO?2&29

landonorris: yn!! they wouldn’t let me into the hospital room but are you okay?

-> yourusername: perfectly fine mon frère 😋

-> user5: u got BROTHERZONED LMFAOOOO

user6: omg i can’t believe yn collapsed when jungkook was watching…

-> yourusername: WHAT?2&/@ DONT JOKE ABOUT THESE THINGS WAS HE REALLY THERE???????? 😭

-> yourusername: I WILL LITERALLY ASK THEM TO REINSERT THE APPENDIX SO I DIE IM SO SERIOUS PLEASE

-> user7: they’re joking babe 😔

-> yourusername: i hate y’all ong 😒😒😒

sebastianvettel: hi yn! hope everything is good. i’m glad that you’re fine! if you want support or anything, please reach out!

-> yourusername: seb ur so sweet :((

-> lewishamilton: oh so now u remember your ig login? you can forget it again it’s okay 👍🏾

-> sebastianvettel: i do remember my ig login. i just use it for important things only. yn don’t forget my job offer still stands.

charles_leclerc: yn did you get my text messages?

-> lewishamilton: she was too busy being in surgery. maybe later yeah? 👍🏾

-> user15: you can text me charles

-> charles_leclerc: i don’t have a phone. sorry 🤗

georgerussell63: yn????? are you alive??? please say yes???

-> yourusername: how could i be posting if i was dead, nerd?

-> carmenmmundt: he’s actually been so worried he started stress hyperventilating. we’ve both been very worried.

-> yourusername: omg georgie i feel rlly bad now :( i’m sorry 😔 i’m okay.

-> georgerussell63: no it’s fine. you’re back to bullying me which means you’re good 😃

-> user8: most underrated f1 friendship

user10: nico bought you flowers?

-> yourusername: yes! he was very sweet. the card was lovely too!! he insisted on buying everyone on my ward coffee for taking care of me.

-> user10: how do you know each other?

-> yourusername: my first job was working for his wife viv! she was the one who originally introduced me to lewis <3

-> user11: nico stealing yn would be the funniest end to the brocedes drama LMFAO

user12: jenson, nico and seb all trying to poach yn this is so funny to me.

carlossainz55: if you need a nurse, let me know. i know all about post-appendectomy care ♥️

-> lewishamilton: she doesn’t need a nurse. she has the best care available, how about you focus on fighting for p14 next year 👍🏾

-> user13: LEWIS PLEASE

-> user14: yn!!! he’s out again!! cut the wifi access!!

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