#sorry if this is a cringy post i just wanted to show off my bad makeup skills lol

[mysticfemme]

the blood is rare and sweet as cherry wine

[ugly-pickle]

wait!- ☆ scara

CHARACTERS: idol!scara x gn!reader

SYNOPSIS: scara had always promised you that he will always love you and will always have time for you, but he never confirmed that hes a man of his word…

GENRE: angst 🦢 (comfort from another at the end)

W/C: 1.3k

C/W: cheating, moaning, hinting of intoxication, kissing, toxicity, and cussing (if theres anything that i missed let me know!)

A/N: a lot of people liked my previous post so it motivated me to make another! im still new at this so please keep that in mind if a few bits are off (IT’S REALLY REALLY REALLY CRINGY). most grammatical errors are also intentional!

your boyfriend, scara, has a performance today and youre really excited. you received flowers, theyre beautiful. maybe this is an apology for the lack of affection and being more grumpy towards you lately, i mean to be an idol certainly is tiring, isnt it? so it makes perfect sense why he’s acting like this… right?

as always, he gave you tickets to his concert. you couldnt get the chance to say goodbye to him because he left so early in the morning, so youll make it up to him when you meet him backstage.

you got dressed and headed out the door, youre excited to see your beloved scara preform, because he looked happy while doing his job, you were excited to see his smile because… well, he doesnt smile at you anymore… but you quickly brush it off, i mean, being an idol is very stressful.

youve arrived, you tried to enter backstage but some bodyguard stopped you, “hey! what do you think youre doing missy?” you sigh, he must be new, “scara is my lover, i just want to see him,” you try to explain but the bodyguard cuts you off and says “thats what they all say,” he rolls his eyes. “no! really, i am!” you show the bodyguard a picture of you and scara together kissing, “oh” the bodyguard grunts, “so youll let me in?” you look up at him, he looks a bit uncomfortable, “well uhm… ive been given specific orders to not let you in… im sorry,”

“w-what?...”

you heard him loud and clear, the world around you begins to spin, but you quickly ground yourself by comforting yourself with false hopes. maybe hes just planning a surprise for you back there, i mean, it might explain why you got flowers, yea! that must be the reason… you hope.

you found your spot, perfect timing too! the concert begins, you see scara. you melt when you see a smile on his lips, he looks so happy. the crowd screams, theyre chanting 5wirl (the name of their group). venti, xiao, kazuha, heizou, and scara is greeting the audience with warms smiles and kind words.

after a while, the performance ends, it was quite long actually, but it felt so short, time does fly when youre having fun. you head to the backstage doors, hoping that the bodyguard lets you in this time. as you make your way to the backstage doors you see scara’s back in your peripheral vision. hes in a secluded place, he looks like hes trying to be hidden from the crowd, makes sense. you decide to scare him, as you get closer you can see a beautiful lady’s lips pressed against scara’s. you hear the sounds of kissing and soft moaning coming from them.

your heart shatters into a million pieces, it broke so bad that you swore you heard it make a shattering sound. tears fall down your face, youre so stunned that you cant even form words, instead, a pathetic whimpering sound escapes your lips. scara turns around to see where the strange sound is coming from.

his eyes widen a bit, but he immediately regains his composure. “stop crying like a baby and get over it, youre just a nuisance in my life,” now scara was just stomping all over your already broken heart. these simple actions somehow drained all of your energy, just standing was exhausting, not wanting to waste time or energy you give him an “ok,” and you turn around and leave.

you arrive at your shared apartment and decide to eat and rest for a little, so when he comes back you can properly confront him. but, he comes back the next day, hes wasted and the smell of sex is clinging onto him. he walks past you and immediately collapses on the couch and knocks out cold.

when he finally wakes up, youre making dinner. he remembers the encounter from last night. his eyes wander, wanting to look at anything but you. something in the trashcan catches his eye, the flowers. theyre pretty but it didnt come from him.

youve finished cooking, you see scara sitting at the table. you sit down, and placed your meal in front of you and you start to eat. “…what about mine?” scara asks you with a quiet voice. “oh wow, youre initiating a conversation with the nuisance. well, if you must know, that having to take care of you is quite tiring and ive realized that youre quite troublesome and it would be better if you werent in my life. so, kunikuzushi, im breaking up with you.”

hes taken aback when you use his birth name, “h-hey y/n, i didnt mean what i said yesterday… i regret it, it was just the heat of the moment,” he says, his voice trembling a bit. you sigh, “that still doesnt change the fact that you cheated on me, pack your bags and leave, this is my apartment after all,”

his trembling demeanour quickly turned aggressive, “DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LOVE AND TIME IVE SPENT ON YOU?” you scoff, “WHAT LOVE? WHAT TIME? SURE, YOUVE PROMISED ME THESE THINGS BUT HAVE YOU EVER FULFILLED IT? EVER SINCE YOU BECAME AN IDOL, EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU CHANGED,”

the two of you are now yelling. “WELL, BEING AN IDOL IS TIRING, AND BEING BOUND TO ONLY YOU IS TIRING. ANEMO RESEMBLES FREEDOM, I CANT JUST BE BOUND TO YOU. A-AND SHE LOVES ME FOR WHO I AM” youre hurt, you stop yelling, “she loves you for who you are today, but will she when you have nothing?” “NO ONE LOVED ME WHEN I HAD NOTHING, WHEN I WAS NOTHING-“ “I FUCKING DID”

your voice begins to break, “i loved you when you had nothing, i was the one who helped you get back on your feet,” you sigh, hot tears now spilling down your face, “im gonna take a walk, and when i come back your things better be packed.” you leave the apartment, “you didnt even get to enjoy your meal,” he mumbles to himself. he begins to pack his things.

youre walking towards the park, youre tears making your cheeks glisten in the sunlight. you spot kazuha admiring the scenery, hes sitting down on a bench with a pen and notebook in hand, you assume he was making song lyrics or a haiku. you walk up to kazuha and wipe away your tears, “u-uhm hey kazu,” you sit down beside him. “oh hey y/n! nice seeing you here!” his voice is warm and comforting.

“im surprised that you arent swarmed by paparazzi yet,” you giggle, “me too, the quiet is very relaxing. my day has become better now that youre here. wheres scara?” you can feel your eyes watering up “we broke up… he cheated on me,” kazuha hugs you, patting your back, tears are now falling down your face. “you dont deserve that, you really dont, youre one of the most amazing people that i know.”

tip tap tip tap tip tap

you hear the sound of footsteps running, it’s probably someone jogging. kazuha tucks your hair behind your ear while looking you in the eyes.

“WAIT!-“

kazuha presses a gentle kiss on your forehead. you turn your head to see who had just called out, it was scara, he was standing there in shock, tears slipping down his face. “YOU BITCH KAZUHA,” scara yells at him. the bouquet of flowers you threw out earlier was now in his hands. “YOU LIKE Y/N, DONT YOU? YOU HAVE HER THESE FLOWERS, RIGHT?” scara scoffs, “and what if i do? theres no harm in having a crush, unlike cheating on your lover. and, i did give those flowers to her, so what?”

scara turns to you “b-baby you still love me right? a-and not this bastard, right?” his voice seems desperate, “kunikuzushi i-”

A/N: UHMM I LITERALLY HAD NO IDEA HOW TO END THIS- I AT LEAST TRIED LOL ┐༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽┌

(ngl i wanna make a part 2 because the ending was so messy ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º· )

TAGLIST @justaxiaosimp @mommykukki @xdrin @midnight-pluto @boomie-123 @scaramochies @dnsuhwr874y @hopefulceladon @yukinenikora @akusiapaakudimana @mai-yay @uhfhfhfhf

[lxmbr]

Luxiem when you propose first! 💍

cw: suggestive in vox and ike's. not proofread

notes: thank you so much anon!! i'm so nervous to post this so i really hope this is up to your expectations! so sorry it took so long to make but i actually had a lot of fun! 🩷

Vox Akuma -

• Vox is a pretty traditional man so i think he'd be a bit bummed at first

• of course he'd say yes

• would probably still propose to you anyway

• he might even try to "1 up" you lol

• you mightve done it at a resturant but nonono he planned for weeks to get something "better"

• he ended up popping the question to you where he first asked you on a date

• he'd ask the other luxiem members to help set up the area with flower petals and candles/whatever you fancy

• VERY CLICHE.

• he does the cheesy prep talk before he finally pops the question

• "would you, (first and last name) make me, Vox Akuma the luckiest demon on earth and join me in ruling my clan?"

• afterwards he'd totally rizz you up to make you forget he just "beat you" in a fake competetion

• after BOTH proposals you know what happens ;)

• in the end he would happily say yes but be very flustered as he didnt expect you to be the one to do so. 

• the fact that you proposed first was both hot AND sweet

• he'd still want to give his go at a proposal too though :)

Mysta Rias -

• This boy- man would SCREAM

• he'd be hella surprised

• after he asesses the situation i think he'd do that cringy white girl thing 

• "OH EM GEE!! NO YOU DIDN'T! YES IF COURSE I WILL BABE!" while jumping and fanning his face with his hands

• after the jokes he'd say yes genuinely and kiss you happily

• "ah babeeee in so surprised but..im so happy" with his  sheepish giggle

• would give you the BIGGEST HUG ™

• since you asked him he'd treat you to dinner that night

• "its on me loves..gotta treat my future wife don't i?~"

• wouldnt. stop. talking. about. it. all. week.

• he might cry a bit but he would hide it for sure. maybe only a tear or two would come out

• would be soooo clingy the rest of the day/night

• "can we shower together??" 

• in the end he wouldnt mind all that much..hes just sooo excited to get to marry you!!

Luca Kaneshiro -

• you decided that day was THE day...but..so did he..

• oops! you both proposed the same day!

• of course the 3 year anniversary would he perfect!! why wouldnt he think of the possibility that you'd do it?!

• when you get on 1 knee he'd look around with a shocked expression and would give his awkward laugh

• "WHAT?!" 

• after your speech he got down on HIS knee ans then proposed to you..at eye level since you were still kneeling 

• everyone around was shocked. the other luxiem members aw-ing and laughing

• another loud one

• he'd call back home, YOUR mom, the waiters and waitresses, the lucubs...EVERYONE

• would also be clingy af 

• couldnt look you in the face from pure shyness but you caught him staring at you multiple times

• he wouldnt stop praising you for your proposal

• "omg that was so good baby i loved it!!"

• never lets go of you, your arms and hands are ALWAYS intertwined 

• gets jealous and possessive easily

• he'd pull you away from everyone..mainly the other guys

• "excuse you IKE. my FIANCE is BUSY with ME." while dragging you toward him and pouting

• no one is ever letting you guys live this down

Ike Eveland -

• he already was calling you his fiance/wife/husband before any of this

• he panicked

• after your proposal he pulled you into a quieter place frantically without answering 

• everyone thought it went bad and they all were upset

• you finally saw how red he was and he apologized and wanted to yell "YES" in your face..but he didnt

• "y-yes..i'd love to marry you min kärlek." 

• wouldnt let go of your hand

• makes sure YOU put the ring on his hand, not him

• when you guys come back out hes holding your hand timidly, making sure to show off the ring

• "GUYSSSS STAWPPP" when everyone cheers

• takes you to your favorite place afterward for food and then books a 5 star hotel

• "come on darling...pack up your things! <3"

• lets just say...yall had a NIGHT

• tries his best to be romantic all night

• surprisingly can play it cool with you after the initial shock unlike luca

• while he might be internally freaking out he could calm you down and rizz you up so. easily.

• absolute baby boy ™

• so. SO. excited to start planning

• "so we can have half of the venue (your fav color) and the other half blue!! and omg i can have- and you can- and can we please-" 

• basically very surprisee and panicked but once he gets you alone he very quickly gets insanely excited 

Shu Yamino -

• he already knew 

• was very nervous and wary around you often since he didnt know when but he knew you would yk?

• of course he didnt say anything, he didnt wanna ruin it

• actually he didnt even tell you he knew

• was actually caught off gaurd when you did it at first

• the rest of the proposal though he was able to keep it cool

• he actually bought you a ring and flowers in preperation

• "i would..love to marry you" as he grabs your hand and slips on your ring while you slip his on

• "ah..ive been waiting for this..im so happy"

• only tells close people such as family, luxiem, and manager-san

• asks staff-san for a week off that same day for a pre-wedding honeymoon

• gets shy whenever you call him your fiance/husband and vise versa

• he adores you and is clearly SO excited

• you caught him searching for weddingspo one night when he was supposed to be working

• buys new flowers every week until the day of the wedding

• lowkey had a dream about it and it made him giddy all day when he woke up

[woniverse-writes]

Some of my pet peeves in fanfiction (sharing this because I can and I’m bored)

these are just my opinions. If you disagree, frankly I don’t care but these are things that annoy me. I’ve read a lot of fanfiction in the last few years, so this is just what my taste has developed into. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions though, so these are just things that I PERSONALLY don’t like when reading fics.

(This is kinda long. sorry lol)

Tagging unrelated subjects

If I search something for Bada Lee, I don’t wanna see something about Jam Republic

Unless both of them are in the post, then duh

I don’t care if I like both of them, I’m searching for a specific thing so why would I want to find something else

And I mean specifically if I look up one person, and I’m met with a post for someone else, but the person I’m searching for is still tagged for no reason

I don’t care if you’re trying to get reach, I think it’s annoying

ESPECIALLY if you’re tagging someone or something that’s completely unrelated

I’ve literally blocked people for saying they do it for reach- sorry but you’re really fucking annoying

Poorly written conflict

Fight scenes coming out of nowhere especially physical fights

I just read a fic where the reader slapped the person for no reason, like- girl wtf

And another one where the person it was about showed up out of nowhere and punched this person and knocked them out because they were jealous

Like- I get it, it’s all fake, but can we be a little realistic please 😭

This one feels a little mean, but poor grammar

If it’s once every now and then it doesn’t bother me, cuz even native speakers mess up their own language

But constantly using the wrong tense or spelling of a word really makes it hard for me to immerse myself

But again that’s just me personally

Misspelling and idols name

Girl I’m sorry but how are you gonna write about someone and not know how to spell their name correctly🧍‍♀️

Google is free babe

Changing the POV every other sentence

It throws me off so bad when I’m reading and the reader is referred to as “she/he/they” and then it suddenly switches up to “you” like- just pick one and stick with it plz

And don’t even get me started me started with first person povs- I will simply not read it, I’m sorry

Rushed relationships

Especially when it comes to enemies to lovers

I hate, hate, HATE when the pairing will meet each other and then be romantically involved like a week later

Or specifically in enemies to lovers, they hate each other for three years, and then the second they show one tiny ounce of anything other than hatred, the reader has forgotten everything

Again it’s just not realistic to me and it makes it hard for me to enjoy

Fluffy language

Like- over describing things and making it try to seem so much more descriptive

Or when coming up with nicknames

Unless it’s written satirically and meant to be cringy and weird on purpose, I can’t stand it

It just makes me cringe and I literally will not finish reading

Smut written but people that have no idea what they’re talking about

If you’ve never read smut, you probably shouldn’t write smut

Unless you’ve like- had sexual experiences

I’m just really picky with smut specifically

I’ve just read (and not finished reading) so many fics written by people that are either clearly underage and trying to sound like they’re adults, or from people that sound like they’re trying too hard

I promise you- we don’t need the 12 different descriptors of how the pussy feels in one sentence

Not understanding the person/character you’re writing about

I get this more if you’re doing a request for someone and you maybe don’t know them as much

But if you’re a fan of a group or show, how are you not gonna know the person you’re writing about…

Like just missing key factors in their personality

OR

zeroing in on ONLY certain factors of their personality and throwing away the rest of it

Some big ones I notice are people not knowing how to write for Ni-ki from enhypen and Hao from zerobaseone

[xia0mi-c0m]

If I Show You My Fangs, Will You tell me That They're Cool?

(Was posted on wattpad, I'm the creator of the oneshot)

Pairings: Angry Munci X Reader

Type: Fluff, Slightly Angsty?? (Kinda, He Just Wants Love.)Reader's Gender: Gender Netural What Reader Is Called (Like Y/N, [NAME], Etc.): Y/N

Also, BOO! Can Be Cringy But I Don't Know. He's Only Thing He Could Really Say Is: "No", "Yes", and tiny words like that, but full sentences? No, He's Mostly Nonverbal Though.Summary: Your Getting Chased By Munci, But Plot Twist: He's Just A Silly Goofy Dude Who Just Wants Someone To Love Him. (YUMMY PROJECTING)

CUDDLING!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Third Person POV. (I been getting tired and less motivated by second and first person writing)

Y/N Was Running Across The Hotel Hallways And Jumping Off The Only Escape And Going in The Elevator Going On Different Levels, Despite knowing Munci is much more faster. Y/N Ran To A Door, opened it before closing the door as quick as they could, they backed away from the door breathing heavily, but that slight relief was then broken down as Munci Went Right Threw The Door, you were just ready to die at this point, accepting your fate, but it didn't happen.The black creature walked in front of them, he looked... Concerned?I don't know but it looked like it.They Looked up at him, confused, they stood up, and just stared."Why aren't you killing me?" He just stood there, tilting his head in confusion, he was scared if he did something that made them think he would hurt them.The creature only wanted one thing, Love.They poked him.The Creature was confused on why they did that.Was he... frightening??..He didn't want to hurt anyone, he backed away, scared if they would hurt him. They were both scared of each other."So you don't really talk, huh?" Y/N said as they step a little closer"No." He saidThey nodded "Frightening?" He said tilting his head "Huh? Like if your Frightening to me?" They AskedHe nodded"Kinda" they saidHe looked down at the ground, sad that he seems Frightening and scary.Love. Thats ALL he wanted.They looked at the ground, feeling guilty about saying he was Frightening, he seemed like a good cool dude, well, creature, but that's besides the point, he was probably really kind but it was him being kinda scary looking that canceled it all out that freaked them out."I'm sorry.." They said as They stepped more closer to him and hesitantly hugging him.He didn't know what to do with their embrace so he just, hugged them back the best he could, they felt warm and their hug was so comfortable and welcoming. The hug was shortly broke when Y/N took their arms off him, he let go too, "You Okay?" Y/N askedHe nodded."Good, Um, Sorry again" they said as they got on the bed that was close to themHe nodded, seemingly to accept the apology.They still looked guilty, Munci could see that clearly, he felt bad for making them seem like that.He got in the bed with them, Y/N Was confused of what he was doing, Munci Hugged Them, putting his arms around their waist like what they did in the first hug earlier, putting his head on their chest, they just froze for a second, but they put their arms around his neck."Sorry.." he mumbled "It's okay" Y/N saidHis hair looked fluffy, so they put their hands in his hair, it was soft.Munci didn't expect them to do that, but it felt nice to feel this, he actually felt loved.He felt loved?.. by a stranger?...He didn't want to believe it.It felt unreal.He was exhausted, from their heartbeat, their hands in his hair, and the comfort, he drifted off to sleep.Y/N's eyes began to feel sleepy too, before they drifted off, they kissed Munci's head, then fell into a peaceful sleep.

my user on quotev is: Love4Gerard

[lemonthepotato]

HELP WITH ENNEAGRAM

I was originally gonna post this on r/enneagram but changed my mind. Please help if you can. <3

Expressing yourself through song lyrics sure is cringy and edgy. Glad I didn’t do that this post. Also, yes, this post will be long asf too. Sorry, but I’m bad at compressing things. If you don’t want to read it, don’t. Go on. Do something else. I don’t blame you lol. I understand if you don’t want to read allathat. Idk I’ll prolly delete this. Maybe.

Some of this borders on yapping but I cut a lot of irrelevant shit.

Haha… 69. I’m just saying, a part of me really wants my tritype to be 69X. It would be funny. Sorry, I’ll grow up. One day. Also, here’s a cringy little slideshow. Hope you like it.

SO. The consensus last time was that I was either a 6 or a 9, so while I’m skeptical, I went to research the differences. Starting with RHETI.

Before you say “look at core motives” isn’t the whole point of core motives that they’re subconscious? I don’t think it would help.

(Yes, I’m serious about using RHETI. Sorry, it’s convenient.)

“These types are actually frequently mistyped. Sixes and Nines are both concerned with security and with maintaining some kind of status quo situation.” Uh, no, I hate the status quo. And I’m not sure what security even means. I mean, yeah, negative change makes me upset, but positive change is good. And my life is so boring that I assure you, the status quo is not what I am interested in maintaining. I need a change. I’m constantly striving towards a better, more action-filled life.

“They are both family-oriented, and both tend to take modest views of themselves.” Nope. I’m actually pretty anti-natalist, and have no interest in ‘starting a family.’ My mortality is my burden to bear, not any hypothetical child’s. I don’t care for my family either, they’re all corrupt. And ‘modest’… maybe. I put on, and have for many years, a false bravado, but on the inside, I think I am kinda modest? I’ve always been told my writing is amazing, but truthfully, I don’t think it’s very good compared to other authors. I think I have a bad-okay singing voice, better than some other people. My art is bad. I think I know my skills. People praised my baking, but I thought it was just meh. I always think people are lying when they compliment me, which isn’t often.

“In short, Nines like to remain easy-going and unflappable. Nines work steadily at their tasks, but show little sign of being upset by the day's ups and downs. Sixes, on the other hand, cannot easily disguise their feelings. They get more easily worked-up and rattled by mishaps.” Well I definitely lean six there. I mean, I can disguise my feelings easily, except my anger. It’s the only emotion I can’t hide, and I’m easy to piss off.

“While Nines can remain silent within their own inner peace, Sixes need to vent with others periodically to discharge their fears and doubts.” Leaning six there, but if I feel rejected then I don’t vent. The closest recently was when I complained in a gc about low-content authors saturating the market on KDP. I tend to take a very strong stance when stating an opinion, and I may or may not have said “I want them to shove their year planners up” andddd you can guess the rest. From an objective standpoint, I know there’s not much wrong with making low content books… my problem should more be focused on bots stealing from authors, but I just, I guess exaggerate my anger?

“Sixes are more obviously nervous and defensive when they believe there are problems. Nines remain strangely bland in the face of problems, although beneath the pleasant surface of average Nines, there is stubborn resistance and an unwillingness to be upset or troubled by conflicts or problems.” Lean six there. If someone pisses me off, I’m not gonna reject my emotions.

“tend to be suspicious of unknown people and situations–they need to test people before they let them get close. Nines may be protected by the disengagement of their attention, but they tend to be trusting of others–almost to a fault.” Nope, always been more six there.

“Of course, under stress, when moving in their Direction of Disintegration, Nines will begin to act out some of the behaviors of average Sixes, and for this reason, some Nines will mistype themselves as Sixes. But such periods of overt anxiety generally do not last long. As soon as possible, Nines revert to their more easy going approach to things.” Well… I don’t know. I mean, I’ve always been very reactive and angry.

Subtypes:

Sx6: Okay so, denying fear is a 50/50. If someone intimates me, I usually will fight back, but sometimes if they break me too much, I’ll break down. I definitely feel “you’re only as strong as you think you are.” But I don’t want to give off the idea that I’m strong physically, only emotionally. I’ve always been seen as weak, and to a degree, I want to give off that weak, broken, lonely persona so I can be saved, or at the very least, used by someone drawn to that kind of person. Because… I am kinda weak. And I don’t mind being used, because from experience, even though being used has always sucked, I’ve never felt lonely by them. I can relate to being stubborn. I view everything as a challenge.

“These characters walk around with the idea that anyone can become dangerous, so they do everything they can to not feel cheated, manipulated, taken advantage of, or attacked.” Yeah, maybe more so nowadays. When I’m out of the house, I’m constantly wary of people.

“Despite being aggressive as part of their effort to intimidate through strength, Sx Sixes tend not to acknowledge their aggressive side and may not be aware of it-or at least of the intensity of it.” Nah, I’m pretty aggressive and aware of it. I don’t think it was always that way.

“They also tend to separate their emotions: aggression is disconnected from fear, and sex is disconnected from feelings of love and intimacy.” Eh? Maybe? Not really tbh.

“They may have the illusion that they are spontaneous, but they tend not to be.” …Is this true for me? Idk, maybe.

“Sx Sixes tend to be very contrarian.”

Very true for me honestly. Sometimes I’ll argue even when I agree with people.

Sp6:

“They also have difficulty in looking at things as black and white, as they can see multiple shades of gray in between everything.” Depends.

“Seeing themselves as constantly at fault, they also feel persecuted: they project their internal persecution externally. It is a form of paranoid thinking which incurs the following: other people are always ready to catch your faults, attack you, and criticize you, and if they do not, it is only because it is convenient for them to hide their intentions at the moment to ensure they punch down the line.” Oh 100%.

“Self-Preservation Sixes fear anger, aggression, provocation, and confrontation. Being afraid of other people's aggression means they can't let their own aggression out.” I mean yes, but no. I don’t immediately resort to anger if I know the person is a loose cannon, but at some point, I have to protect myself.

“As the most phobic of the three Sixes, the avoidant Self-Preservation subtype equates love with protection, and in looking for love they search for a source of security to compensate for an inner sense of insecurity. This Six wants to find a strong person to lean on, and they many be excessively friendly and giving as a way of preventing an attack from outside. In order to feel the strength they are lacking, the Self-Preservation Six attracts the affections or protection of somebody strong-the more forceful presence of another helps them to feel safer.” I mean yeah. I guess I’ve flipped between sp6 and sx6 behaviours my whole life. I feel like the only way to be liked is to either be completely aggressive or completely submissive. Those are the only versions of me that “exist.” I just can’t tell which is real.

So6: “Consciously or unconsciously, Social Sixes fear the disapproval of authorities and believe the way to be safe is to do the right thing as determined by an authority. And knowing what the right thing is means having clear rules that tell you how you should think and act.” Kinda. I’m just saying, it wouldn’t be hard to trick me into joining a cult, that’s all really.

“Social Sixes have an intolerance of ambiguity. They fear ambivalence and have little tolerance of uncertainty, because to them, uncertainty equals anxiety. As a result, they have a love of precision and see things more in terms of black and white than gray.” Kinda.

I don’t fear making mistakes.

Sx9: “Sx Nines unconsciously express a need to be through another- to gain a sense of "being" they don't find inside themselves through fusion with somebody else.” Yeah, but it’s not unconscious… anymore.

“These Nines feel a sense of loneliness or abandonment that seems like it can only be filled by another person, whether or not they realize it consciously.” True.

“The problem inherent in this stance, of course, is that true union- a real relationship between two people - requires that both people stand on their own feet before coming to meet each other.” Oh see, that kinda gave me a chill… no. I don’t want to be alone, ever. I don’t think I can be alone. I don’t like it.

“Sx Nines tend to be very kind, gentle, tender and sweet. They are the least assertive of the Nines.” 👎 nuh uh. I mean again, if it was in a context where I fully trusted someone then yeah but nuh uh.

“Sx Nines may also share central concerns with Type Twos in that they can lack a solid sense of self and then look to their important relationships as a way to find self-definition or a sense of identity. Twos differ from these Nines, however, in that they focus more attention on constructing an image. Twos also usually enjoy being the center of attention, while this is much less comfortable for Sx Nines.” I mean yeah, I love attention and always have, but no one in the last post suggested 2, so it’s unlikely I’m a 2. Maybe sp2, but still, I don’t think so. Maybe? Maybe not. Maybe…

Sp9: Basically sx9 but if their partner was a potato chip. Also, I might be a black and white thinker considering my dad just said he was making breakfast or lunch and my first thought was “well, it’s one or the other.” Sorry, not related.

Reading this is basically just how I acted from 2018-2021. Not a good time in my life. I don’t like being alone. I haven’t “resigned” myself to not finding love, my whole logic in those four years was “well, when I’m 18, I’m gonna work hard for the rest of my life, so I should enjoy these years before I can’t do it anymore.” which consisted of barely being able to leave the bed. So fun.

I mean no, I don’t use physical activity to create a self. Maybe through my work, but I don’t like slacking off, so maybe not.

Oh yeah, someone suggested I might be a 1 in the last post. The only 1 subtype I even closely relate to is the old version of sx1. Core type? Sure, to a degree. But idk. Most people said either 6 or 9 so I’m not sure. And 9w8 > 9w1 at that degree.

I don’t relate much to the core of 2. It’s more that I want to be looked after than looking after others. I feel the only way to serve others is to improve my appearance and serve them through giving myself to them. As for 3, I really related to a degree, but no one else agreed, and honestly, maybe you’re right. Not a 4, I’m nowhere near having enough of an identity to be a 4. 5 just makes no sense to me. 7 makes a lot of sense to me but I don’t relate to ignoring negative emotions. I’m not confident enough to be an 8. I guess that leaves me with 6 and 9, along with maybe 2 as an option. Maybe 3.

I think 9 is unlikely, honestly, so let’s narrow that to 6, 2 and 3. Definitely had a lot of sp2 behaviours as a kid. Lmao, I was gonna say “but honestly, I didn’t feel entitled cuz I did anything, just for existing” and that’s literally the next paragraph written about sp2. I’m not gonna fall into the trap of relating to subtype over core type, because I don’t really relate to the core type of 2. Maybe when I was younger. I remember when my parents argued, I would try and mediate things, because I didn’t like it, but I just got yelled at. I would also sometimes do things for others to get validation, but I don’t remember if it was a core trait.

Wanna hear a fun fact? Growing up, my mom fell for an MLM, so me and her went door to door shilling makeup products… yep, she used a little young innocent me who was acting very friendly to the people there, for some reason, to shill products. I don’t know why I was so friendly to those random people. To prove myself?

See I relate to 3, but no one agreed with that in the last post, so maybe not. I do relate to cultivating a persona and hiding negative traits. It’s why these posts are so hard to make. But, I’m not exactly GOOD at getting attention. I mean, growing up, I wasn’t very well liked even if I wanted to be popular. I’ve always wanted to be famous.

Six is complicated because I can relate to the core to a degree, but none of the subtypes, or 50/50 on each subtype. Nine is just… I don’t see much 9 in me.

Anyway, uhh, what else should I say? This post has dragged on long enough. If you want to read my other type me post, it’s like, the post before the last post on this account I think. It’s also very long.

Oh yeah, I had another brief friend that destroyed my trust by telling me to end my life by insulting me using insults based on the things I vented to him about. Hence once of the many reasons I have trust issues. That guy was very fucked up though. Tried stabbing his dad n shit. Pressured me into doing weird shit. Fucked shit man. Anyway. That’s all.

Ok, that’s all.

…I thought this would be shorter. Anyway, I guess if you have any questions/need elaboration, comment. Again I’m very sorry this post is long, I suck at compressing shit.

If the consensus is 9 again, then I’ll just accept that I was in ~DeNile.~ 😅 I just don’t think I’m calm enough.

Idk I’ll probably delete this post. It’s just- I’ve tried figuring it out on my own and it’s very difficult.

Edit: This post is old (5 months old) and I doubt I’m a 9. I was torn between 3 and 6 when I wrote this, then I got torn between 4 and 6. 4 and 6 have been the most consistent parts of my typing, so I settled on 4. Sometimes I wonder if I’m a 5 due to this but I have a very strange relationship with type 5? It was the type I questioned the least except for 8, and like, I never had any valid reason to deny it other than not ‘feeling’ like a five and the only type I considered was sx5 very briefly. I could go more in depth but 9 is very unlikely now. Also I don’t use wings anymore, at least the way people use em.)

[yourlocalmintgelato]

Hello again! So I’m both a bit nervous and excited since this is the first time I’m truly posting art online (Or on Tumblr anyway)

But, the good news I guess is that I made my own Hantengu clone OC! (I might change his name in the future)

His name is currently Yamai. It may not be correct but from what I translated it it was either Disease or sick child (Sick child from Yamai-Ji)

((before the translator changed it anyway))

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A little backstory I guess:

(Btw a lot of headcanons for this?)

When Hantengu was a human child he often got sick due to his weak immune system and had to go to the hospital pretty often. His parents didn't think he'd survive since they were poor and couldn't afford his medicine, but he was somehow able to make a full recovery after a year or two.

Hantengu’s long stay in the hospital was also when he started to steal and lie a lot more. (For example, he would steal the medical supplies the doctors used on him and lied that it wasn't him who did it.)

After he got out of the hospital he would continue to commit crimes, lie, and steal. Once he got to his older years, however, his immune system started to fail him again like it did in his childhood and he started to become deathly ill. Luckily that was the time when Muzan showed up and saved him from being executed for his crimes and so he’s no longer sick.

…Unfortunately for one of his clones, they became the sickness/sick clone and now have to deal with all the illnesses Hantengu had when he was human. (He may not look like he’s super sick but he feels it.)

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((The photo quality is poor since I drew it on another device and took the picture on my phone. Also, I did a poor attempt at drawing the Kanji on his tongue lol.)) *Don't repost or steal any of my artwork, please. I don't care if you credit I don't want anyone to post my art on websites or pages I'm not on. Sorry if it came off as rude, but still.*

Yamai as the sickness clone appears to be super tired with his eyes always half open. He will often be far away from the group as he doesn't want to bother them and get them sick. (Although the other clones are demons too.)

(Yamai walks and moves super slowly and so he often seems to be weaker than the other clones or an easy target but, ends up tricking his opponents/enemy by dodging their attacks and quickly hitting them. He's also a bit thinner than the other clones.)

Yamai’s weapons of choice are needles which are filled with powerful medicines and poisons. It's random so you don't know what you'll get so you could either be lucky or unlucky when you fight him.

He also coughs a lot and there's a chance he could get his opponent sick just by being near them and or coughing. (And since he has many illnesses him getting you sick would probably be deadly… His breath smells super bad too so that wouldn't be too pleasant either.)

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Facts About Him:

-He gets very nervous around women and will not attack them if he finds them attractive.

-His favorite clone other than himself is Aizestu since he gives him pity and comforts him.

-He’s really good at victim-blaming and makes his opponents feel bad and give up fighting him.

-Although he mostly wears orange his favorite color is violet. (Or blue) ((Also orange in Japan represents good health I believe so I thought that would be funny.))

-His clothing is based on clothing/kimonos children in Japan would wear in the 1800/1900s and is pretty childish.

-Like Aizestu he is very mentally weak.

-He doesn't like wearing shoes since he finds them uncomfortable and will complain if he's forced to wear them.

-He has more purple veins on his body to show his sickness? Idk.

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I apologize if the writing was cringy or poorly done. I hope you all enjoy it nonetheless!

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[ask-the-friendly-ink-demon]

[mod Daisy Hazel creator of my Bendy oc Mellie Tanya here. I want to ask you how did you come up with the name Prowler and his design?]

oh! this is a interesting one, i'll start off with his design, over the years on this blog prowler has gone through many, and i mean MANY redesigns over the years, sometimes one after another until i finally figured out an style, and just decided to design him of how henry will encounter him in the revamped storyline of how this au began, but as for how he truly looked? welp uh. not much changed really, he was just originally an Bendy with clothing like his trademark hoodie and what not but just without a bowtie, (i will not show what my first drawing of him is like, cause by god i cannot- eugh it is- so bad and cringy.) though, over the years that i’ve been in the fandom and overall in my AU i've simply changed how his outfit and appearance is portrayed until finally deciding recently to be like ya know what, i'll just start from scratch, draw him from when henry first encounters him in the story, and slowly move up from there until the poststudios design is finalized, like- building up to what he looks like in the blog overall (since this AU itself does take place after ink machine and now dark revival, the story itself i am referring too is simply the prologue to the AU and eventually the backstory to what happened in the ink machine story and hopefully the dark revival story... whenever i get to it ^^;;;;) As for how his name came to be? originally it was just Modern, Or Mod, but since one of my friends, @ask-modern-demon's own bendy already had that nickname, i was trying my best to figure out the perfect name for my bendy to have him stand out from most, and in comes my good friend @ask-soul-bendy who came up with the nickname of Prowler for my Bendy!, because he is in essence, An hunter. i did have a more indepth explaination about how prowler came to be and all but it is probably either buried in the blog, or deleted to not have so many posts, but there ya have it! most of prowler’s lore mainly comes from my own head but recently i’ve been slowly deciding to have it fit more into the actual canon of the game... to some degree, i have my wonderful friends to thank for that.  but yeah that’s pretty much it, tdlr; Prowler originally just started out as a modern bendy in a modern retelling of batim before the whole game was release before slowly and surely turning into the AU i cherish today, i have LOTS of lore about his demon soul and what not, but that is for another day, maybe. people are probably wondering in my older posts of how the hell were my characters able to do some of the crazy shit they’ve seen in a certain ongoing ARC and how they are able to transform and what not, that can be explained if someone asks the right question and what not. but yeah that’s pretty much it, sorry that this post is a bit too long, i love getting asks like this and overall just rambling about my characters, it’s refreshing. (also to all of you who are viewing this post go check out the two blogs i mentioned they are really nice people and amazing friends)

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I posted 205 times in 2022

32 posts created (16%)

173 posts reblogged (84%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@milkcrisis

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I tagged 192 of my posts in 2022

Only 6% of my posts had no tags

#pics - 94 posts

#phorustalk - 36 posts

#art - 31 posts

#tv tag - 28 posts

#one piece - 15 posts

#roronoa zoro - 9 posts

#video - 9 posts

#spn - 9 posts

#spnposting - 9 posts

#tvposting - 8 posts

Longest Tag: 124 characters

#i have a bunch of og posts (from march 2022 and prior) that arent tagged at all and ill go through and tag them another time

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

this show is so fucking funny. the winchesters are the only family ever that held the neurotypical child in a worse light than the very AutDHD one. “because i didn’t wanna bow-hunt or hustle pool because i wanted to go to school and live my life, which in our whacked-out family made me the freak.” like that’s hilarious. i just KNOW dean was getting a 60 or below in every class and his dad fucking loved him for it but sam gets straight As and Bs and his dad couldn’t give less of a shit. dean has never completed a piece of homework in his life but sam would always do his AND get it in on time and their dad discouraged sam’s way of thinking because he liked it better when they slacked off. dean’s only friends were other warriors cats kids and they were only friends for like a week because he was too weird even for them. sam made friends with or at least was acquainted with most of his classmates and that was seen as bad because he had less time to hunt monsters. literally magical.

6 notes - Posted July 10, 2022

#4

sorry for theaterposting but the the general impression i'm getting from the rtc fanbase is that not a lot of people like or agree with the idea of noel catfishing mischa but i for one am super on board with it. i think it's hilarious.

think of your high schools soundcloud rapper (there's at least one of them). you don't know him that well and he's got goofy ass rhymes and he's just a funny character. now imagine your school and town are small and insanely boring, and you're the only gay guy there. you're bored as fuck and one day on youtube you see one of this soundcloud rapper's videos in your recommended and you think "hey, wouldn't it be funny if i pretended to be a hot girl and trolled this guy?" so you do and it's funny and you keep it going for a while because what else do you have to do. then it's been a couple months and you realize this guy is super serious about this relationship and you don't want to end it because you're still having fun, and also because deep down you know it'll hurt him and you've kind of gotten to know him. he ends up proposing to you and you don't know what to do so you say yes and you guys are having cringy google translate internet sex on the regular and he starts talking about saving money to go to ukraine where you don't live to meet you and you realize there's no way to get out of this without him getting hurt. you're vaguely considering faking either your death or your catfish persona's death because you love drama. then you go on a choir trip and the guy is there so you do what you usually do and reply to his texts whenever he's not looking. then you fucking DIE and you're like, this sucks but at least i don't have to deal with that fake online relationship i got myself into.

and then you look over and he's there next to you.

7 notes - Posted December 11, 2022

#3

izzy hands is so workingclass bitter prolegirl mindsick cripplerage.

10 notes - Posted November 28, 2022

#2

honestly from now on im considering it a hate crime to think of zoro as straight. and cis for that matter.

13 notes - Posted April 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

i love ruining zoro for dudebros. you dont understand him like i do. i know that hes fat and trans and autistic and gay and mentally ill and disabled. but even more importantly i know he likes math.

14 notes - Posted July 6, 2022

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[insom-nom-nom-niatic]

I'm going to put my fan-girling of your thoughts under the cut as well because I HAVE TTOO MANY THOUGHTS GOING OOOOOOON! And I'll just go over what you spoke about for S8E7 and the thoughts of the fucking mess but some beauty that was in it.

I absolutely love when people make full thoughts on main and go into everything and anything so thank you my love for doing this! 😘

Is it just me or was the timing just... off? I know it's a show and they obviously need the dramatics but c'mon, Troy and Maddison's two sides would NOT have just conversed for that long and Troy would not have let Strand gab while waiting to bash in his head! plus the stuff with Strand and his new family and also with Maddison felt a little awkward in MY opinion and that was due to just a lot of weird timing.

Troy's new right-hand man... no thanks, I'll pass. I don't like him and not for him being bad and pushy. I just don't like him simple as that. It was weird and cringy and no thank you.

Troy blaming Maddison is kind of delusional but kind of not. It fits HIS agenda and HIS plan so of course he's going to put all that blame on her. She knows what really happened as does he, but all those people around hearing his tale don't. and THAT is exactly what Troy needed. Manipulate the people to turn against her... if not now but in time. Troy planted that seed!

Troy kept saying that he wanted a "home" and that was is reasoning other than to of course show Maddison her own medicine. I am still thinking hard about how and when he said this... they never brought up the kid but if there is a child it makes sense why he's looking for a home and brought up what Maddison "did" to the ranch. (I have too many thoughts on this to go over in this post!)

I am and never have been an Alicia fan, so hearing he killed her made me smile. I said it! And that's kind of poetic IF he did kill her but not really put her down so her existence can fuck with Maddison and she might get turned by her own daughter... or at the very least have to fully put her down herself. If Alicia ends up being the mom I will cry and I will not be a happy camper. Saying that now! So someone please continue to remind me and lie to me if you must that she is not the mother.

I'm a bit confused on how Troy even knows who the fuck Strand really is. The beef with Maddison and his knowledge of her is fully understandable and granted... but he didn't even really know Strand at all. Let alone know him in his Villian Era.

What's up with everyone now having children? I know it's been 12 years or whatever but the writers really said Season 8 is the last season and everyone gets a kid cause that feels more humane! Like no.

We all know I absolutely love Daniel Sharman (I don't write RPF for anyone else's fancy) but some of it was... weird. Sorry babes but I have to lay it out the way I saw it. The voice at first changing and then he went into the normal but slightly older Troy (fucking hot btw) made me rewind that part at least 8 times to make sure I wasn't hearing shit. And I am SURE a lot of it was the behind-the-scenes people *cough cough* but I am hoping our man gets his Troy groove going. It wasn't bad or awful *cough cough* but just a bit off... TO ME!

I also really wanted some more head wound FX in the makeup department but they really kept that shit PG and I do not agree with that decision... IF YOU'RE GOING TO BRING HIM BACK MAKE IT LOOK FUCKING REALISTIC JEEEEEZ!

Troy saying what he did to Daniel was fucking knee-slappingly funny! Untrue... but fucking funny the way Sharman delivered the line and at that time. Loved it. Do I love that Daniel is all I'm gonna kill this man and sort of awkwardly standing there but then wants them to run away? No. The rest of that was cringy BUT Troy's line made it alright. And the fact that Troy was pretty damn un-fazed by the group barging in and not rushing to his weapon or looking frightened at all was very good... gold star for that.

Now... the thing about his partner/ mother of his child and the child herself: Fuck me I don't know! I have a very good feeling about it but then think more and it makes me hate the idea. Am I still going to write him having a kid? YEAH! cause I still love it regardless. Troy having a romantic partner is something I've always loved and leaned towards though so I can see that happening. Sorry to 98% of the fandom that disagrees. NOW... do I presume she's a good-natured, happy-go-lucky, mothering, and nice lady? FUCK NO! I can see her being a female Troy that is either even more morally missing or similar enough to Troy but also is what has been grounding him. These two personalities I am still switching between because both are fantastic in my eyes. I do wonder if she's still living or not!

All in all... I gave this episode a 4/10 for an opinion that no one asked for. It needs some re-writing and changes in dialogue.

Saw the episode will share my thoughts on it.

[fischlsbubbletea]

TDLoSK HEADCANONS BECAUSE I’M BORED

PART 1 (?)

SAIKI

- knows the coolest places to buy clothes, I mean… have you seen his amazing style, it’s just *chefs kiss* 🤌🏻✨

- can’t be left home alone for more than a day because he forgets to eat healthy food and eats his allowance all away by scoffing all of the coffee jelly he bought, while hulled up in his room.

- i just know he’d kin L (‘Death note’), they are quite similar, and I think he’d really like the show too !

- has a secret account to check up on his classmates (AKA FRIENDS) to make sure they are ok.

- sometimes goes wagashi making classes with old ladies, he makes perfect wagashi 🍡 (wagashi are sweet things like mochi and little cakes)

KAIDOU

- HE DEFINITELY PLAYS TLoZ GAMES, GENSHIN & DANGLEGRANPA (ik it’s ‘Danganronpa’ but my humour is broken and it’s funny).

- Has a secret YT account where he posts “cool and edgy” stuff - probably his clothes collection, strange facts and him playing his favourite game which I think would be minecraft - and he signs off with “The jet black wings out” or something else really cringy XD

- HE LIKES HATSUNE MIKU, MAFUMAFU AND NIGHTCORE, YOU CAN’T CHANGE MY MIND, he likes to listen to heavy metal and rock too but his mum doesn’t let him listen to “dark music” as she thinks it’s bad for him so he only listens to it when he’s not home.

- His mum only lets him wear his “cool clothes” if he keeps up with his homework and chores.

- Definitely a burnt out gifted kid who turns to fictional worlds for comfort.

- Super smart but nobody realises !!

- DEFINITELY DOES HIS MAKE UP WHEN HIS MUM ISN’T HOME !!!

- Plays ‘Pokémon’ games and has a collection of 1000+ cards.

KUBOYASU

- He definitely helps out at a care home, Kaidou goes with him sometimes.

- Works out a ton !!!!! Avoids going to the same gym as Hairo though because he hates being told what to do.

- He and Kaidou go on motorbike rides together when they are older and actually pass the test.

- loves having longer hair but had to cut it for school and for to pass as a student that had not been in a gang.

- HE IS A FEMINIST MOST DEFINITELY, IDK WHY BUT I FEEL LIKE HIM AND AIURA WOULD BE THE TYPE OF PEOPLE TO HOLD UP SIGNS AT A MARCH ><

AIURA

- Probably has a tumblr account, either for posting readings or as a diary. Has 10k followers.

- Ever since she stood up for Kusuo’s grandma they started going shopping together once a month !!!

- If subliminals existed in her world I feel like she would deffo be a subliminal maker with a name like ‘Crystal’ or ‘Gyaru subliminals’ !!!!!! She would have 3-5k followers.

- Wasn’t originally going to go green with her hair, she wanted to go blue but didn’t put enough bleach on her hair (meaning it was too yellow) and the end result of dying her hair blue was green hair but the colour ended up growing on her so she kept it. She’s better at dying hair now but loves the green so now gets green hair dye !!

- SHE LISTENS TO MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS AND DOJA CAT ‼️‼️‼️

- She definitely has the cutest stationary like… EVER 😫👌 trust me, okay ?

THAT’S IT FOR NOW 🍧

I hope the headcanons were ok lolol, I came up with like a third of them on the spot so sorry if they are bad !!!

Thank you so much for getting this far, I really appreciate it 💞💞💞

BYE BYEEE !!!! <3

Requests: OPEN !!

Questions: OPEN !!

Feel free to ask or request anything at all ♡

[rnebbie]

Vogue Makeup Tutorial (request)

Chris Evans x daughter!reader, Chris Evans x teen!reader

Requested by: @buckblues

Request description: Chris Evans x daughter reader! she does a vogue makeup tutorial and he’s so supportive of her!

Warnings: insecurity, mention of being cremated at the end ( ??? )

(A/n): hi sorry this is super super short. Today was my First day of sophomore year lol 👎👎 so bad. Hopefully u liked . Again sorry it’s short But I hope u don’t hate it I love u all

Recently you’d struck a deal for a YouTube video with vogue. THE Vogue. And you were so excited. You told your father immediately and he wasn’t as excited, and you had to keep reminding him to at least fake it. He was excited for you, he just didn’t understand the whole deal with Vogue, is all.

Nonetheless, he was proud of any accomplishments you made. He even planned a party for you, for when the video dropped. He invited all of your friends, all of your family, and all of his friends too. Random costars he hadn’t worked with in years showed up, and as the night went on, you grew redder and redder in the face, thinking about how many people were gonna be watching this thing.

You weren’t all too similar to your father, in certain ways. He was a man who was born for the screen, and he had no problem being the center of attention. That’s an attribute you could for sure use some more of, as this was all incredibly embarrassing to you.

As a few of his buddies he worked with in ‘the newcomers’ walked in, and that’s where you drew the line. You immediately walked up to your father, who was speaking to a relative you hardly knew, and fake smiled, “Hey, dad. Can I talk to you?” You say. “Of course, hey I’ll see you later, right?” Your father replies, turning to say goodbye to whoever he’s talking to.

“What’s up, honey?“ he asks once you two get to a quiet corner. “Dad, I’m appreciating the effort and all, but what the hell?” You say, trying not to cause a scene. He shakes his head in confusion. “Whoever the hell that is,” you point to a short old woman with terrible posture, “just said she hasn’t seen me since I was in diapers. That kid is from my seventh grade math class. And they’re from the newcomers, aren’t they?” You ask, your father nods. “Dad, that movie came out before I was born.” You added.

“This is big, y/n. This is important! And I’m really proud of you. All I want is one night to show you off to everyone, alright? I won’t invite any of these people to your wedding, or anything alright?” Your dad insisted. You sigh, “fine. Alright.”

He nods, “fifteen minutes until it drops.” He smiles, and then turns to walk away. You stand there watching his back grow further and further away, before turning to walk up to your bedroom.

You throw yourself into your bed and shut your eyes, anticipating the drop. Every minute you got closer to it, the more and more anxious you became. You try to remember every word you said, just to prepare yourself, but you fall short. And that only scares you more.

You sit up to look out your window, you see all the people in your yard, socializing like little ants. But you can’t socialize at a time like this. You probably wouldn’t even find the words to say. You take one last look as you think about how those people are gonna react to your video.

You head back down the stairs just in time for the projector set up outside to start streaming the Vogue channel. Someone is sitting at a computer refreshing the page every few seconds, but it’s still a minute or two until the drop.

Your dad calls your name, and you turn your head. He gestured for you to sit down next to him, and you approach him. He smiles as you sit down, and he puts his arm around you. “Are you excited?” He whispers into your ear. You smile and nod in return, but he’s your dad, and he knows you too well to believe that.

“You did great, sweetie. Don’t worry about it. Vogue wouldn’t have posted it if it was too cringy.” He assured you, and you giggle, leaning your head onto his chest, in a side hug. “I love you, dad.”

“I love you, y/n.”

You both turn your attention to the projector, as it shows your video is posted. You exhale, and close your eyes.

“Hey, I’m y/n evans! And this is my everyday morning, slash makeup routine, tutorial, thing!” You start rambling on. For some reason, the guests laugh at your wording. Yeah, you were trying to be funny, but you didn’t think it was that funny.

“Okay so first,” you start by turning the faucet on to wet your toothbrush, “I brush my teeth, because I don’t want my breath to smell bad, and be gross.” You say, kinda muffled with the toothbrush in your mouth. And once again, more people laugh this time, you even feel your dad slightly chuckle.

“Once I’m finished with that, I use this cleanser. I don’t know, it’s from the drugstore and it works for me. Is that allowed? To like, not use high end brands on Vogue? I don’t know, I’m not made of money, guys.” You watch yourself say on screen. You cringe at your wording but everyone else seems to love it.

The video keeps playing and everyone seemingly enjoys it thoroughly. Even your strict grandmother who doesn’t always love your never ending sarcasm.

“Okay this mascara is bomb. It’s from glossier. Words can’t describe how much I love it. I’d let this mascara do anything it wanted to me.”

“This lip gloss smells so good I’m gonna die, like, I need to find this in perfume form because it's insane. I’d eat this for breakfast, lunch, and dinner if I could.”

“I can never tell if this highlight makes me look super pretty and ethereal or if it just makes me look sweaty. Or that could just be me being sweaty, because summer in Boston is brutal.”

“This setting spray is so light and dewy. If I could be cremated with one item it would be this. I could have surgery and my makeup would still stay on because of this. Like actually it’s crazy.”

The video ends and you even find yourself laughing at some of your commentary. Maybe you’re not as bad as you make yourself out to be. Your dad never fails to let you know just how proud you make him. And it’s really nice to have someone like that in your life.

….

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[suncakie]

[Haikyuu boys with the "Break up" Prank]

w/ Atsumu, Suna, Tendou

Anon: ksljdfsdf hiiii i loved your recent prank post and wanted to request a break up prank with atsumu suna and tendou simply bc i like hurt/comfort so like an angst with fluff ending please lskjdfds have a good day!!

Warnings. Manga Spoilers (Just the things they do in the Timeskip), Mentions of Break up (obviously), Cussing, Sad attempt at Angst, Hyperventilation, Tendou is probably Oc

Notes. omg, I'm so sorry this took too long anon:( I literally suck at angst so I hope this isn't cringy. Have a Good day to you too<3

—Miya Atsumu

You are Atsumu's fiancé.

And today, Atsumu took the day off to go with you to meet the architect you had found from one of your friends from work.

The two of you were planning to move to a new house that is at least a little bigger than the apartment the two of you are currently living in.

Though Atsumu had already bought the land, the three of you are sitting at a table in a coffee shop to discuss the structure of the house the two of you wanted it to be.

(Even though the two of you know that it might take a while for the house to be built, the two of you never found a house that can cover both of your needs and wants)

So, pulling out some files from the folder the two of you brought with you, Atsumu discussed to the architect the layout of the outer and inner structure of the house while you just commented whenever you needed to.

Though the architect was in on the prank since the two of you already met up in your office since he is your friend's brother.

So, he didn't mind the little interest you showed during the whole conversation.

Once he took his leave, its time to pull out the big guns, you just hope that the prank will go smoothly.

Atsumu seems so excited while talking about the structure of the house to the architect, he can't wait to finally live in a home where its very close to the MSBY headquarters and His twin, he even asked the prediction of the building being finished and he was happy to hear it would be around 7-13 months.

Though he would be called dumb if he didn't notice the lack of interest you held during the conversation, at first, he thought you were just having a bad day, but throughout the whole drive back home you were silent and answered him bluntly whenever a question was lifted.

Atsumu sighed as he pulled the break of the car as he stared at you to his left "What's goin' on with ya'?" You hummed as a response, asking the boy to elaborate. "yer' acting all gloomy the whole day? Didn't ya' notice?"

You sighed "Atsumu lets break up" Atsumu laughed as a response while waving his hands around "yer' joking with me, ya' don't really wanna break up, cut the cameras, the pranks over" you on the other hand turned your head in guilt, eyes slightly glossy.

"n/n-chan?" Atsumu whispered out as he glanced back at you, you didn't respond, which scared him "yer' joking...right?" When you didn't respond again, Atsumu raised both of his legs on the driver’s seat.

"Oi! Answer me Y/n! Yer' just kiddin' around right?!" Atsumu's heart dropped when he heard a faint 'I'm sorry...' He placed both of his hands on your cheeks facing him "what do ya' mean 'I'm sorry'?! Please tell me yer' not breaking up with me...please..." You looked at the boy who gave you love and support for the past 6 years with tears in your eyes "I'm so so sorry..."

"Yer' not breaking up with me! we're engaged!" He emphasized by raising your left hand which laid the ring he gave you months ago "ya' said we gettin' 2 kids together! We had planned everything after that night! Why now?! When I planned my whole life with you!"

You shook in your seat, eyes balling out as you felt your hand getting wet from Atsumu's tear-stained face "If ya' wanted to break up with me, ya' shouldn't have said yes in the first place!" The two of you stayed silent after the blonde’s outburst.

Until the same person clasped both of your hands together, cupping his over your own as he placed it on his forehead "Maybe...we could start over? Hold off the marriage until ya' love me again the same way I love you? Please, I don't wanna lose ya'..."

You cupped your hands to his tear-stained cheeks gently wiping the tears away "I can't 'Tsumu, I don't love you anymore, please let me go..." The blonde suddenly held you so tight, trying to feel your warmth one last time as he kissed you passionately, the kiss was gentle and filled with love, unlike the situation you are in, before moving away.

Unlocking the car door, Atsumu smiled fondly at your figure as you stepped out of the vehicle until he grabbed your wrist "um, before ya' pack yer' things, may I at least know why?" You happily smiled- which confused the boy, as a second passed you’re in the blonde’s arms gripping tightly as you muttered the reason for the sudden break up "because...it was a prank all along 'Tsum-'Tsum"

Atsumu paused before pushing you away, holding you in place with an iron grip "Wha-What?! You said- You- Pranked me?!" You giggled at the blonde's reaction while wiping the tears on his cheeks "yeah! It’s pretty realistic don't cha' think?"

Atsumu huffed and lightly pushed you to your seat "No cuddles tonight! Don't even come near me you traitor!" And just as Atsumu said that the chorus of the song called 'traitor' blasted of the radio in the car until the blonde shut it off. "Huh I guess I’ll eat these Onigiri's myself" you said as you brought out a cardboard box with a familiar logo on it.

"Wait, you met up with 'Samu without me?!" You opened up the box and looked at the different Onigiri's "I mean, yeah, you were so preoccupied with the plans on our new house you didn't notice me exciting the cafe" you reasoned while munching on an Onigiri.

The blonde felt relieved when you said 'our' before he pouted finally admitting that he was fooled by your prank "I guess ya' deserve n'Osar for that" you smiled up to your soon to be husband before pecking his red nose "Love you 'Tsumu" and before you could react, you are already on the blonde's lap, the onigiri left forgotten as Atsumu adjusted the driver seat, and snuggled up with you "mhm, I love ya' more ya' traitor"

While the two of you were napping on the seat, your phone dinged with a message popping up on the screen 'oi, ya forgot the car door' before the door shut lightly closed.

I guess Osamu's Idea went smoothly well.

—Suna Rintarou

Your Friend introduced this prank to you via YouTube.

Unfortunately, you and Suna had a stable relationship since his 3rd year in high school and the two of you have been on good terms after 4 years of being in a relationship.

And because of that, you don’t have a valid reason why the two of you have to break up.

Thinking back on the negative things in your relationship, Suna is always able to fix the things your relationship was lacking on like it was nothing.

Deciding to just search for a valid reason on the internet, you planned to make a homecooked meal, scheduled a cuddling session with him, and checked his schedule when he will come home early.

The preparation took at least 2 weeks and after an extra 3 days you were ready for the 'break up'.

You just hope this wouldn't leave a mark on your relationship.

After your very hectic exams, the day has come to do your prank that would probably leave a scar on your perfect relationship, Earlier that day, Suna claimed that there will be an unsuspected practice match that day and he will be coming home late so that he could practice after the match, but he wanted to talk to you face to face so he asked you to stay awake a little longer than usual.

You would be lying if you said that everything is going as planned, this could go in a different direction if whatever Suna will say to you is related to your relationship, though you still went through the day with confidence you didn't know you had and recited the things you should say once Suna comes home.

Suna came home around midnight while you were binging on a new anime you found on Netflix, He's usually tired voice was filled with energy as he fast-walked toward you to get his welcome home kiss, into which you dogged swiftly by closing the television.

"Rintarou we have to talk," you said while Suna raised a brow at your tone.

Are you on your period? Did he do something wrong? Did he forget to do the laundry? Did he- oh...

"Mhm, sure, ill change first yeah?" He answered and lifted his gaze from his duffle bag to you, he stopped mid-way when he stared at your threatening gaze, "I’ll take that as a no" Suna smirked while he lifted both of his hands in the air "did you get a 30 or a 20 in your exam? I told you to study 24 hours a day"

"Suna lets end this relationship " it would be a lie when he said his heart didn't shatter when he heard his last name from you but nonetheless he hummed and nodded before resting his arms on the headboard of the couch, crossing his legs "I’m glad we're on the same page then"

You froze, you had to stop yourself from squeaking a low 'what' but instead you urged the boy in front of you to elaborate further " I also wanted to break up with you" you can't really ask him if he's joking or not since that would blow your cover- but it’s not like you would risk your relationship for some prank right?

Wrong.

"Ah I see, that’s fine, so what now?" You tried to ask calmly, but anyone can notice the small tremble you held on to that question "I already have a place to stay, I just need to pack and I’m all set" he stood up and slung his bag over his shoulder.

"O-oh...okay take- take your time" you managed to squeak out despite ending- no actually finishing your relationship with the brunette. Suna hummed as a response before heading to your shared bedroom, closing the door shut.

Well sh!t.

That didn't go as planned, to the point that you forgot your phone was recording in the corner of the room. Well, that isn't the point, you had planned everything and made sure to have a plan B whenever plan A failed, but it seems what happened to you is the worst-case scenario which is him breaking up with you.

It took you at least 30 seconds until everything you and Your now ex-boyfriend said came flooding in, the two of you broke up for a reason, not one of you explained- just willingly broke up.

You grabbed the nearest thing to you which is a pillow and hugged it tightly while screaming your pain out, I guess you’re lucky you picked an apartment with soundproof walls.

Hah, maybe he was joking, yeah of course he is, he loves to joke around with you, but what if he's not? Maybe you could tell the boy it was a prank? Maybe you could sort things out? I mean the both of you always did. Though the thing is you're an overthinker, and because of that, you tend to think the negative side of things.

I mean you did remember Suna wanted you to wait for him because he wanted to talk to you about something, what if he really wanted to break up with you and just decided to end it once your exams were done? What if Suna got tired of paying your college bills since you did ask help from him when you abandoned your relationship with your overly strict parents when you finished high school, damn, you knew you should have started getting a part-time job.

Lost in thought, you didn't notice how you were struggling to breathe until a hand clasped behind your back Suna's concerned voice bringing you back to your senses. "Hey, hey breathe" Suna's usually deadpanned face was uncharacteristically nervous, he shifted you to bring you to his chest, "follow my breathing"

And you did, Suna instructed you to slowly breathe in your nose and slowly breathe out from your mouth, which helped you so much since you could feel your breathing even out and your heartbeat slowing down to its normal pace.

Once Suna felt your breathing even out, he snuggled himself on the crook of your neck and hugged you tight as he uncharacteristically repeated the same phrase over and over again "m' sorry, I'm not breaking up with you" while smothering you with soft kisses on your shoulder.

And after a while, you glanced over what Suna was wearing, he just changed from his practice clothes- an oversized lavender hoodie draped over his form with some misty blue sweatpants pairing it and some white socks. Based on what he is wearing you think he isn't gonna leave "you’re not breaking up with me right?" You asked like you haven't heard a thing he said.

Suna hummed and muttered a "never dreamed of it" before the two of you cuddled to sleep in each other’s arms, your phone left forgotten in the corner still recording the scene in front of it.

You were sure this will leave a scar on your perfect relationship, but for now, you enjoyed the feeling like it was high school all over again.

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Bonus

It was morning when you woke up in the brunette's arms and the first thing you did was slapped the sleeping boy in the face "you imbecile! Wake up! You have practice-!" And a hand was clasped to your mouth. "Good morning to you too, I’m on my day off until the weekends"

You removed his hand from your mouth to speak "what why?!" Suna sighed at the loud sound you produced out of your small lips "we're going to Paris" and a series of questions stumbled out of your mouth but one caught his eye the most "Why didn't you tell me?!" Glancing at the corner warily, he saw your phone screen blacked out indicating that its drained.

"Your phone's dead" and after that phrase you quieted down, suddenly remembering everything that happened last night until a moment of realization was seen on your expression as Suna smirked "'Rin! You knew all along?!" A sudden feeling of betrayal inside you bursted out when the smirk on his lips grew wider.

"I mean I saw the camera the moment you commanded if we could talk" You whined as you shook the boy while hugging him, Suna placing a hand on your back to make sure you won't fall until his eyes darkened, the memories of last night rewinded like a movie in the blocker's mind.

You hyperventilated last night which was very dangerous- and new to the eye, the thought of him accidentally letting you remember a fragment of the past scared him, but in all honesty, he just thinks that your brain forgot to breathe since you were overwhelmed and overthought everything that night. Though it still scared him.

But he doesn't speak anything about it since he hopes that it’s just a one-time thing plus you seem like you’re in a good mood today, and he doesn't want to ruin that just to cure his curiosity. He'll probably ask you about it another time.

—Tendou Satori

Tendou is planning to propose to you.

And to have that, he is planning to grow out his hair so that he could style it the way he wanted it in the wedding- which is having his hair gelled up like back at high school.

So, when redhead informed you that you are spending a week in Japan you were beyond excited to go back to your hometown.

So, the week went by quickly, Reunions with old teammates, friends, and family, watching volleyball matches, lunch at Japanese restaurants, and spending quality time together in general.

Today's the last day of the trip, and Tendou decided to spend it with a night date at an amusement park.

The same one that you two went to on your first date.

Unbeknownst to Tendou, your gonna prank him with a breakup prank on the same day, same time, and the same ride he planned to propose to you.

Yikes, good luck with that.

The two of you just finished eating a hotdog when you saw the line to the Ferris wheel shortened, you squealed and dragged the boy to the said ride, you looked like a child- Tendou noticed when you commented how the amusement park was lively during this hour.

Of course, Tendou knew that since you told him the same thing on your first date.

Plus, he agrees that the amusement park really is lively during the night, each ride was decorated with color-changing lights, heck the floor even looked so enchanting when the ball-shaped fairy lights lit up in random color patterns. Some Japanese rock songs are also played in the speakers, it’s not too loud nor too soft, you could still hear the music playing even if you are talking to someone.

You suddenly stopped talking, your gaze finding a man with a giant teddy bear kneeling on one leg, and opened box in his hands as he smiled fondly to his soon-to-be fiancé, on the other hand, had a gentle smile on your face. The scene was pretty much clear from anyone’s view since no one was crowding the duo just smiling and passing by.

"'Tori look at how cute they look!" You grinned up at your boyfriend's hands interlocking when you noticed he is also starring at the happy couple, "Psh, I would propose to you in the Eiffel Tower!" Tendou scoffed and pushed you to the line "hurry up slowpoke, the line's moving"

The two of you really loved spending time on a Ferris wheel, the ride is not fun, to be honest, but during those times the two of you are inside the small capsule, you can rant about the past freely without anyone hearing it except the people inside.

"I'm gonna miss Japan when we leave" you commented while looking above the small exterior, Tendou raised his brow and began to think "you could stay here you know?" You only hummed in acknowledgment when your gaze settled on the big blue moon, its moonlight shining through the clear capsule windows.

Tendou shuffled from his seat, finding the box he kept well hidden from you, and took it out of its pocket he was about to comment something about not having a teddy bear to give you until you cut him off. " Ne, 'Tori, let's break up" he froze feeling the box slipping on his hold until he closed the box and slipping it back in his pocket.

Tendou stretched and setted his playful gaze on you "Nah, I'd rather not."

You didn't give any sign of acknowledgment as the redhead continued to rant, your capsule slowly lowering down "We should buy a dozen of Onigiri in Onigiri Miya and bring it to Paris, Whatcha think N/n?" He smiled down at you, waiting for your response until he realized you never spoke after the claimed break up.

His smile decreased as worry came to his senses "wait you're serious" your gaze casted down to your shoes unable to return the stare the redhead setted on you "I-" but before Tendou could speak, the Ferris wheel door opened "thank you for riding, I hope you enjoyed the ride.

To be honest, Tendou would've said something out of character like 'thank you, I didn't enjoy the ride' but decided to keep his mouth shut and helped you out of the capsule to avoid any suspicion from the workers, since the two of you were so touchy when you were in line.

The two of you mentally decided to just talk about it at the hotel the two of you stayed in and left the bright and colorful amusement park, both of you walked towards his rented car side by side, close but far enough to be seen as friends, you opened your own car door and he opened his as the silent trip resumed from there on.

You waited for any type of reaction or at least movement from the boy beside you, at least an 'I was there for you, why couldn't you be there for me?' Or something like that, though earlier, the radio was there to cure the intoxicating silence in the car until a line from the song 'Map' blared through the radio, which is "I was there for you in your darkest times" before it was shutted of with a grunt, initiated by the one and only Tendou Satori.

The tight grip on the wheel was very clear though, heck you could even feel the pain the wheel was experiencing as you unconsciously scratched your nape, remembering the first fight the two of you did back in the day.

The silence was ripped broken when traffic came tumbling in "you're not breaking up with me" you flinched at the unshattering tone Tendou used like he was initiating a fight- oh no.

"Tendou, I am breaking up with you" you confidently stumbled in as a response, your hands shaking from pure excitement- and guilt. "A relationship goes to ways, and I'm not happy with your decision" you sighed in exasperation and directed your gaze towards the redhead ready for a comeback until you paused, the words failing to stumble out of your mouth.

Tendou's grip on the wheel loosened and you finally noticed that you are not on the road anymore, only in the parking space that was left for travelers needing to get something out of the trunk. His red piercing gaze was setted on your own as tears started to flow down his cheeks.

You slowly gulped the lump forming on your throat and tried to reply just as harshly, keyword tried " A- *gulp* a relationship goes two ways, and if one is not happy it’s just toxic!" Tendou flinched but composed himself "Remember the times how I would comfort you whenever you never got the part you wanted in a show? If you left me right now, I can't do that anymore"

You raised your brow before answering "I know" and Tendou pushed once again "If you left me right now, I will kick you out of the car" you tried to conceal a snort with your hand "I could call for a taxi"

"I could stop driving right now and we aren't going anywhere" He stated tears

Left forgotten as he just focused on finding a reason why you shouldn't break up with him "I could drive" you retailed as you pulled out your driver’s license from your wallet.

"I could kick you out of our hotel room!" You raised your phone up and scrolled through the list of contacts you collected over the years "I can ring these people and they'll let me have a sleepover with them" Tendou panicked and took your phone out of your hand while mumbling 'when did you get these many numbers listed on your contacts??'

You giggled snapping the boy's trance and unsuspectedly hopped on his lap while untying his hair tie "I'm only joking 'Tori m'sorry" you apologized while wrapping your finger against his long red hair "you're not breaking up with me?" You wrapped your arms around him "Don't worry baby, I'm not going anywhere" Tendou smiled and placed your phone on his left and turned on the car while placing a hand on your back.

"You should stop auditioning to break up related shows" Tendou commented as you giggled on his shoulder "why? You couldn't identify if I was joking or not?" He only hummed as a response and held you closer to him, like you would disappear from his arms.

After the short intermission, the ride was now quiet and comfortable, no harsh feelings were in the air as the radio turned back on, some upbeat Japanese song playing in the background until you spoke up "by the way, why are you growing your hair again? I thought its unprofessional having long hair while in the kitchen?"

Tendou half-heartily smiled at the failed proposal he did today with the unsuspected prank you did "Nothing, I just thought its cute"

Maybe he could propose to you another time.

[sunshineyuuji]

How the JJK characters would react to seeing you with glasses for the first time [Pt. 1]

𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: None ig. Maybe just a bit cringy and bad English since it’s not my first language.

𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨: Itadori, Megumi, Kugisaki, Toge, Maki and Yūta

𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨: Hey! This is my first headcanon post on Tumblr and I don’t know how things work here, but I’ll try my best 😅. Please don’t judge.

He doesn’t notice it at first, but after a while he notices and get ready because he’ll be giving you compliments all the time.

BEGS that you let him try on your glasses. It doesn't matter if he sees blurry, he WANTS to try on your glasses.

“I can't see anything 😀”

He spends ALL day looking at you. He loves your new look and can't stop staring at how beautiful you look.

If you feel insecure, better prepare yourself for ALL THE COMPLIMENTS that this baby’s going to give you.

“You look beautiful! Also, those glasses make you look smarter than you are.”

In conclusion, Itadori being an angel.

He notices it, but says nothing. You know, Megumi's like that.

I think he would have to get used to seeing you with glasses, but he thinks they fit you.

He doesn't look at you much, but from time to time he gives you a glance or another to see you. Like I said, he thinks they look good on you and he likes the way you look.

'It suits you." "Sorry?" "The glasses, they look good on you."

Did you expect Megumi to say something about your glasses? Most likely not, but it still felt good.

Tries not to put too much mind on that, but it's inevitable. If you pay attention you'll see a small smile on his lips when he looks at you.

He doesn't ask to try them on, but he asks how much increase (?) they had to put on it and stuff like that. It may not show, but he's interested in knowing.

If you think she wasn't going to notice you're W R O N G.

Compliments? Of course.

She'll get mad because you didn't take her to choose your glasses 😂

"You doubt my good taste?"

She asks you if she can try them on but returns them quickly when she can't see anything.

"Are you that blind?"

She makes you swear that next time you should take her to choose a frame of glasses with her. If you don't, get ready because she's going to hunt you down.

Oh, and you better not say anything about feeling insecure with your glasses because she's going to slap you. To her you look BEAUTIFUL (you look beautiful, ok? Never think otherwise.)

This cutie would be looking at you for a while. It's not like he's never seen someone with glasses, as Maki has glasses, but seeing you with glasses surprised him a bit.

He'll think they look super cute on you and that you look pretty.

He'd grab your glasses and put them on. If you think that Inumaki wouldn't be teasing you by doing this, consider it for a moment.

"Inumaki, give me my glasses back." "Okaka."

COMPLIMEEEENTS.

He'll always want to wear your glasses, so be careful.

"Shake." "Thank you, Inumaki."

She's not surprised, although she had no idea you needed glasses.

She doesn't say much, maybe nothing, but that doesn't mean she thinks they look bad on you.

"Hey Maki, we're twins now." "Are you serious?"

Just out of curiosity and/or boredom, she asks you if she can try them on, but, like Kugisaki, she takes them off quickly when seeing blurred.

"Damn, you're seriously going blind."

She'll never admit it, but she likes to see you in glasses.

(I apologize in advance because I still haven't read the mangas and I don't really know what Yūta's personality is like, but I've read a bit about him and I have more or less an idea of what is he like. Again I apologize if I say something that maybe it's not.)

With that said, let's continue with the last character in this first part.

Trust me, he's going to notice your glasses, but it's going to take him a while to tell you something about that.

"Y/N, the glasses look very nice on you."

Contrary to what he thought was going to happen, which was that you were going to get mad at him or insult him, you thanked him.

He'd swear he's not looking at you if it weren't for Maki poking him with her stick for being distracted.

He would ask questions about your eyesight and if you feel comfortable with your glasses.

It might sound a bit ironic, but he'd give little compliments so you don't feel insecure. And yes, he had to gather a lot of confidence to say the compliments to you.

[csmeaner]

(howltars) hi!! i dont come around here often, but this was brought to my attention. so hii, im cowoika hii helloo. im that silly mf people were talking abt in regards to the freebie, id like to touch base and say this isnt the first time this has been done, as its been done prior and sorry if it isnt your cup of tea, really! i get some people arent comfy with it so ill take that into mind next time so more people are able to feel more comfortable joining in the future (1/2)

(howltars) the original purpose of it in the first place was to just show some appreciation towards the staff that work in the species additionally to show appreciation to their pals, not for anyone to suck up to anyone if you catch my drift? nor was it supposed to come off as 'attention-seeking bullshit.' so sorry if you guys wanted to focus on the negative bits of it lol and sorry that complimenting anyone positively is 'weird' now. ill include everyone next time and not just staff. thanks !!

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it looks bad because you are leveraging a reward to people for compliments, making the whole thing transactional and no longer 'from the heart'. anyone will say anything in order to get what they want and none of the compliments can feel genuine knowing they're only doing it for the chance to get a free thing

making it having to talk about a minimum of two staff also makes it feel very attention-seeking because you're literally raffling a design to people who say nice things about you. your intentions could be good but the way it comes off is just pisspoor and self-serving, using your community to pretty much pat you on the asses for treats

just cuz you did it before and no one spoke up doesn't make it less cringy either in fact it's pretty annoying you only waited two fucking weeks to try the same shit, as if the first time wasn't enough

[claymotif]

hi luna vitally important question. for all of your ocs if they were inexplicably youtubers what niche youtube subculture would they be a part of

the way u always ask about ALL my guys. i get to sit here and rant about them for 12 hours straight bc theres so many <3

(also im ASSUMING u mean like. a modern day au. like they live in our world. sorry if that's not the case)

aderyn: fashion vlogger. he'd be so annoying too bc the thing is his goal is to show ppl how to dress for their body type but also their level of comfort w/exposure, the weather, the occasion; like he wants ppl to rly think about what they're putting into a fit instead of just following trends. also he's constantly following keldan around like "let me give you a makeover next time ur in town" and keldan refuses. obviously. they have ongoing twitter beef about it so there's actually a surprising amount of fandom crossover

keldan: travel vlogger. like he lives out of a van/rv so he'd do periodic van tours, show off where he's staying, what he saw, etc. he always posted the videos like two weeks after he was actually there so no one could predict where he was going next. sometimes he does campsite reviews but they're all super vague like "the views were great! bathrooms were kinda gross if ur not a fan of bugs" and everyone's like "what does that mean. how many bugs were there". his viewership is all ppl who romanticize vanlife but would never actually do it.

melati: cafe reviews. luckily she lives in like... nyc or some other large city so there is no shortage of cafes to visit. she'll do repeat visits to cafes if she likes them or if they're the type to do seasonal specials or change their menu a lot. she's also active on tiktok where she does "what to order at starbucks" and it's those insane drink modifications that no reasonable human being would ever actually order. (except if you did for some ungodly reason actually order them, they'd be pretty fuckin good.)

seia: not actually on youtube. he shows up one day on keldan's channel and it's like... kind of extremely obvious that the two of them are traveling together but it's not like he shows up in every single place they visit (is keldan just not filming him? is he really not there? no one knows) and also the two of them never clarify their relationship (also true to canon) so comments are like "theyre dating for sure" "uh you can't just assume that" "theyre sleeping in the same bed tho?" "maybe seia has his own van" "it's homophobic to imply that they're just friends" "can't we just have rep for non-toxic male friendships?" etc etc. seia screenshots the best ones and sends them to the sky sea gang's discord server.

delwyn: daily vlogger, but it's clickbait-y shit like "i almost died doing parkour today" and then u watch it and he actually DID almost die and ur like. how did yt allow this to be uploaded. luckily he doesn't do any of the cringy prank stuff but he doesn't need to bc he's cringy enough on his own. the secondhand embarrassment is so real but he has a ton of followers anyway bc ppl are like "no way how is this guy still alive". it's like watching a train wreck or seeing a car crash. you just HAVE to find out more

chan: chan would have a cooking channel. he'd post recipes and tutorials and stuff and would have a long-running series where he invites other big-name youtubers and tries to teach them how to cook, except theyre always atrociously bad at it and it's funny. 90% of the ppl subbed to him don't cook, don't know how to cook, have never and will never try any of his recipes (even tho he'd make it SOOO easy for beginners) they literally just think he's funny and like to listen to his jokes. there's a small minority of ppl who do try his recipes and post rave reviews on their tumblr blogs about him. he never sees them bc he doesn't use tumblr

junhee: junhee would inexplicably have one of those asmr craft channels. i like to think he's really dedicated to those paper theaters (exhibit a, exhibit b) so most of his content is making those (he does a lot from scratch, zero pattern/template etc, but he also does requests for pokemon cards and stuff like that as well as theme requests. if someone requests like a ghibli movie or maybe a minecraft inspired one he'll take that into account. he's got a whole list he's working through). but he also sometimes does mini diorama stuff (exhibit a, exhibit b). those are extremely rare uploads bc theyre so time and resource intensive but ppl go crazy for them. he's got almost a million subs even tho ppl have never seen his face or heard his voice. he rarely even replies to comments. it's literally like he just logs in to upload a video and leaves again. no one's gonna say he's their fave youtuber or anything but no one hates him that's for sure

sasha: sasha would be a daily vlogger. just like here's my life etc. except they still work in a hospital/medical care so the vlogs are supremely censored bc of hipaa and other privacy policies and also bc some of the stuff they do on the daily is actually gross and would get taken off youtube. they have like max 6k subs but those 6k subs are dedicated. they love sasha's content and are like genuinely invested even tho sasha's extremely vague all the time

hana: hana would literally be one of those tech review vloggers. she gets free stuff and sponsorships etc from cutting edge companies and startups. microsoft sends her care packages. she has like a billion subs. it's like 63% male viewership so she says it's only bc they think she's mildly attractive but all the comments sections are ppl genuinely interested in her reviews and opinions. healthiest yt comment section on the planet no joke

kei: SUPER into astrology. she posts videos like "how to interpret your daily horoscope" and "what mercury in retrograde means for YOU". but she's actually more into tiktok where she does vids like "zodiac signs as vines" and "zodiac songs as hit 1999 singles" etc etc. has a cult following that takes everything she says super seriously even tho she herself is like "guys it's not that serious"

other fun trivia:

junhee has a tumblr that's totally untraceable to his yt account. the last time he reblogged a post was in 2016 and he only uses it to find the recipe reviews ppl post about chan's channel.

the tsh main trio have a weird poly thing going on. they're not out about it but junhee's guested on chan's channel ("this is my bf junhee", zero mention of said bf having a yt channel bc that's how junhee prefers it) and there are brief glimpses of delwyn's filming through the apartment where ppl see the kitchen and are like "isn't that....?" somehow delwyn always sees those comments and replies "idk who this chan guy is :/" and no one can tell if he's being serious

in this universe sasha and hana are madly in love because there's no "you literally killed my brother" "well he came back didn't he?" conflict to tear them apart. they're so gross and mushy about it. sasha catches hana in their vlogs, they do unboxing videos together, and every time they kiss or are generally in love on camera ppl post fan edits on twitter like "omg they're so in love" "get you someone who looks at you like hana looks at sasha" etc.

no one knows hana and kei are friends until they both show up in one of sasha's vlogs. the entire internet explodes bc the whole jokey rivalry their fandoms have built up ("theyre so different they wouldn't get along if they knew each other irl") just crumbles.

if seia DID have a youtube channel it would be asmr bullet journal/calligraphy stuff. also stationery-from-aliexpress unboxing videos. but his current lifestyle (driving across the country in a van with his not-boyfriend) doesn't really suit the stationery hoarding thing. so.

keldan finally agrees to let aderyn give him a makeover and then they DON'T FILM IT. keldan films exactly one video with the Look that aderyn puts together for him and then never does it again. everyone is freaking out about it