#sorry if I sound drunk

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Chat have we discussed drunk chess with cherik cause i just think. That would be the darnedest silliest thing they could do

[the-dye-stained-socialite]

May's Strip Game Part 6

[> Ask about the Lights] "The lights?" he queries. It is nearly a mockery of your own tone. "My, the Beth is an old dear I'm afraid. It's rather prone to structural issues. What with all the bills stacking up, it's rather hard to keep the lights on, I'm afraid. Sometimes half of the building will simply go out! Now, sit back, and continue to enjoy the show, won't you?" When did the votes begin to pour in so quickly? When were the Attendants able to count so rapidly? Shoes next. Did you vote for that? You're certain you.must have. It is difficult to remember the number you wrote down on your paper. Two? No, layer two has been removed a while ago. Your opinion seem to be making up more and more of the vote. Perhaps you and your fellow votes are simply more in tune. A chair has been brought out for the Merry Gentleman. He rests his cane beside it, and begins to work on his laces. Two shoes, two laces, undone nicely and neatly. A pair, but separate. How odd it would be for him to wear only one, and not the other. He sets them aside, then swings sideways in his chair. The mirrors flicked behind him. It's rather improper posture, but my does it afford you a nice view of his thighs. There are gasps, there are whimpers.

There is a brush against your back. A hand? Wider than your own. It is gone quickly. "Yes yes, let's get on with the voting."

{<<<Part One} {<Part Five} {Part Seven>}

[yorshie]

My sister-in-law got me drunk and now all I can think about is how the turtles would react to a drunk reader like how would care for them who would be made im SPIRALING

[ldpdluvr]

i touched some grass, got nigerian food (jollof rice, chicken and fried plantain to me exact) from my campus and then got dressed up snd went out to celebrate Halloween with my housemates and i processed my feelings a bit too, i wont leave the fandom but i am seriously considering deleting twitter atp bc its terrible over there

[beanghostprincess]

OP drinking game: Every time I look at Sanji I drink. Because I like Sanji and I like drinking.

[gayestcowboy]

just saw saltburn. idk what the fuck i just watched but i enjoyed it the whole time!

[cringelordofchaos]

My armour may be stained with blood, a type of blood that many would otherwise throw away,.. but I STAY STRONG. I wear my blood on my sleeve as a badge of honour, rather than shame... As a badge of resistance, something that is MINE to keep and reclaim... No matter the worried looks slashed across others faces.

[dizzybizz]

Heyy for the requests, maybe Rosaria giving a piggyback ride to Kaeya, when they go home from drinking? I love your art btw and thabk you <3

he ends up falling asleep so quickly after this lol

(also tysm <333)

[lottieurl]

my father calls just to whine on the phone that i don't have time to see him this month LIKE DECEMBER ISNT FILLED WITH HORRORS ALREADY

[isdalinarhot]

You know if I must cave in on a day I was gonna try taking off, at least it’s a decently good dopamine day. Barely feeling it but I’m in higher spirits than I was at shot 1 agonizing about my complete and utter lack of willpower. Dalinar said this once probably.

[tcfactory]

man i can imagine that so well. like that bit in in tune, where jiu says he should write a book and he totally freaks. but instead its at a peak lord meeting, and everyone has gently partook in the alcohol peaks goods. except. sqh did not gently partake. that man couldn't drink normally if it killed him. some of them are like "oh no" but turns out hes not the boisterous drunk they thought he'd be. hes quiet, sniffly, and painfully honest about himself.

Okay, so I'm not planning any actual drunk shenanigans for In Tune (I'm not allowed to drink for medication reasons and being the sober one in basically all of the senior parties was an experience that has put me off drunk people for good) but we do get to see the aftermath to a degree.

SQH doesn't get all that drunk, or at least he sobers up at an actually alarming rate once he stops drinking because it's mortal alcohol and he already has a golden core, so he is at least capable enough to carry SQQ back to the brothel. He does have a freakout about writing things that come true, especially the depressing parts like whatever happened to TLJ. (Which will prompt the demon lesbians to go and see what's up with TLJ, they don't have anything pressing to do anyway until the current northern king kicks the bucket.)

MBE doesn't get drunk at all bc something something demon, but also she tries the wine SQH brings and decides that she doesn't like it and drinks tea for most of the evening anyway.

SQQ meanwhile gets actually sloshed. He doesn't expect a cultivator mid-core formation to be this affected by alcohol, whish shows what he knows, but also how would he know he almost never drinks. He's an emotional drunk and rants at length about Yue Qi. MBE isn't sure if he wants to kill him or marry him, but she very much wants to know if he's been toying with Baobao feelings while already having a husband or not. Also he might have sent a barely coherent spirit message to YQY before they could stop him, so guess who's coming with MQF in tow? Oops. He refuses to drink like this ever again, 0/10 would not recommend.

[nebulaedaniel]

my coworker asked what i’m doing this weekend, i know she knows who dan and phil are but there’s only so much i will expose about myself at work and to friends, and that definitely does not include sharing that the movie marathon i’m having is going to be dan and phil themed

[whimsicalcotton]

@nylevea shdfsjkh okay here u go

very shyly sharing,, fair warning it's a bit messy and not ordered or anything (i made a Slightly cleaned up version to post but it's still 2 1/2 hrs lol)

also there are two songs missing, one being All The Places by Made In Heights and the other being this mashup of Lies/Electra Heart/Off To The Races (for The Vibes, y'know?)

and a CW for running themes of addiction & eating disorders, and some mentions of self-harm/suicide

[thebigqueer]

2 years ago i fucked up a friendship w a girl (that im pretty sure i was in love with). to this day i think of her and sometimes when i see her on the street i just wanna cry. i understand your plight very much.

yeahhh man im sorry to hear that!!! it genuinely fucking sucks and i would never wish this upon anyone. cuz like it makes you fully think about all the what ifs and i genuilnely dont think ill ever find someone like her again

[henrysfox]

people are so fucking stupid and entitled god kill me

calling taxis a dying business and saying that this is what uber is for and that the ban excuses drunk driving.... just say you're usamerican who's never heard of the world outside the US

[aqua-dan]

Not a post about Roy getting choked inspiring me to start writing a roygarth face sitting fic