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lafortezaboy · 28 days ago
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the most wonderful time of the year
request: "can you write something cute with daniela from katseye. like maybe her and the reader being cute around the other girls. i just read an angsty one with her and i need to recover :("
warnings/triggers: fluff, established relationship, gender neutral reader
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it didn't come as a surprise to you that daniela was a festive person. she hadn't stopped gushing about the gifts (yes, plural) she'd gotten you, and she'd been the one who bought the two of you matching christmas sweaters – not ugly sweaters, she wouldn't have either of you looking anything less than amazing. but as festive as she was, it had taken one little debate with manon over beyonce songs for your girlfriend to leave you alone to put up the christmas tree so they could settle it like real adults – by having a snowball fight. thankfully for you, yoonchae had seen what you were doing and decided to join in, so it wasn't all on you.
which – of course you'd been ropped into putting up the tree. you had come over with your laptop and snacks, fully intending to make daniela watch a new anime with you, but her pout as she asked you to help her put up the tree had made you putty in her hands. until, of course, manon had asked you if you preferred love on top or crazy in love as shevwas putting together a playlist and you were in their shared bedroom as much as they were, and before you could answer daniela had picked crazy in love, starting the debate that escalated quickly.
you were in the middle of placing ornaments on the tree with yoonchae when you felt arms circle around your waist, and a head press against your shoulder. it was no question who it was, your hand reached down to squeeze daniela's that was resting on your stomach. she was cold to the touch, and you placed the ornament on the tree before turning, your arms wrapping around her to pull her in closer.
"my poor baby, you're so cold," you spoke as she hid her face in your neck, rubbing your hands up and down her back until a squeal escaping you as she pressed her cold nose against your skin. the laugh she let out had you beginning to pull away, but her hold tightened on you and she didn't let you go. "no no, i'm sorry, let me steal your body heat." at least she was being honest about using you for your warmth. you couldn't resist the urge to tease her for it though.
"you know, maybe if you had let me answer, manon wouldn't have had to turn you into a dani-sicle," you said, even though your lips pressed against her temple as you did. she let out a huff, pouting up at you. you couldnt help but press a soft kiss yo her lips then. "did you at least win?" you asked once you pulled away, and laughed when the pout worsened in response. "gosh, you're gonna bring my reputation down with yours baby."
"what reputation? you were a dork way before i met you," daniela said, and you raised your eyebrows slightly. "you better be nice to me if you want to keep stealing my warmth," you responded, but made no effort to move out of her grasp.
it was then that manon came into the room, having gone to change out of her wet clothes, and the sight of daniela in your arms made her let out a scoff full of amusement. "that's not fair, if i lost i wouldn't have anyone to baby me, you two need to stop being so cute."
a little huff escaped daniela again as her grip tightened on you, and you met manon's eyes with a grin on your face. "don't worry manz, i would've babied you too. because you're right, love on top is better."
the indignant yell daniela let out was almost as loud as the laugh manon let out, and the blonde pulled back from you to leave a light swat on your shoulder. "no way! you're my space heater, not hers! she can get her own, you're mine." you just laughed as you pulled her back into your arms.
next to you, yoonchae stared at the two of you for a moment, as if trying to find the words she wanted to say. "you wouldn't be as cute with manon," she finally said, and you smiled a little as you rested your chin on daniela's shoulder. "you were supposed to be cute with her, not anyone else."
a warmth you couldn't quite explain filled you at yoonchae's words, but you knew she was right. there was no way you could've been with anyone else, not when daniela existed. you hadn't believed in soulmates until you'd met her, but you hadn't ever really felt complete until you'd held daniela in your arms, either. so maybe yoonchae was right, and you simply were meant to be cute with daniela.
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kaq3yma · 4 months ago
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𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐘'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 featuring michael kaiser
syn: soft launched on instagram by the infamous prodigy
⸻ cw: slight languages, instagram au, and very short
qeena's brief note: qeena trying an instagram au with kaiser after a whole year not making it?!! 😱 ik it's super short but tumblr won't allow more ten pictures soo i guess i'll have to deal with that for now and so sorry for the pictures, theyre like the best i could find (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ but how about a part two??? i might consider it, i might not lol idk buttt... i guess that's all for now keehee ! tell me how you feel about this one, whether or not should i continue making similar fics like this 🤔 thank you everyone, i love you, reblogs and comments are very much appreciated and happy reading xoxo 🩷💚
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michael_k_fans michael kaiser was seen last night hugging with a mysterious woman. Could it be that this unknown woman is the prodigy's plus one?
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fan1 we don't know yet, it could be his mom or his sister lol
fan5 replies no shi, his mom not in the pic no more and he's an only child 💀
fan2 ITS SOOO OBVIOUS 😭😭😭 naur my heart is breakingg
fan3 that's me yall fr 💯😎
fan6 replies u wish
fan7 replies delulu is not always the solulu
fan4 if you look at it carefully, u can see me crying on the corner
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fan1 replies HELLOOOOO
fan2 replies why is ur acc private 😓
fan15 replies to fan2 cus mind yo own business, that's why
fan3 replies TELL ME HOW U PULL THE KAISER BRO (no actually tell me how kaiser pull THE YOU)
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"Micha, why the hell you tagged me for bro?!" The weird-haircut boy snickers in amusement, continue typing away on his phone with a huge grin on his face "Shuddup, donkey. I got lots of comments here telling me I'm a lucky man." You thrash yourself beside him on the bed, grunting loudly.
"You are a dork. I got so many friends request and what am I supposed to do about that?" He throw his phone down, spreading his arms to put them around your waist to tug you close "You can make another account like I do. It's not that hard, liebling." You push his face off, murmuring incoherent words beneath your breaths "Idiot. This wouldn't happen if you hadn't tag me at all in the first place." He laughs, grabbing you back to put you beside him on the bed.
"Come on, it's fine right? You're not mad at me are you?" You sighed, not bothered to argue anymore and just lie down beside him.
"du bist süß, schatz..."
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goddessofwaifus · 1 year ago
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Honestly, how shinichiro managed to worm his way into my heart still surprises me...
He deserves love too! Nobody is "normal" by any standard so how does such a cute weirdo like him get rejected 20 times?! Whatever if none of the girls who rejected him want him, I guess that means no competition for being his one and only 😏 This one is for my shinichiro lovers!!! He may be a loser but he can get a w while being a lovable dork. If takemichi can get bitches, then it shouldn't be out of the question that the same can apply for Shin!
Premise- You're walking in the usual crowded halls and there you bump into the boy who every girl gossips about at school. He's weird, he doesn't know how to talk to women, he's been rejected 20 times... Wait what? How does that happen?!
The only real thing I should note for this little fic is that you and Wakasa are familiar with one another. The relationship can be familial or platonic. Might give some background in a follow up part if anyone is interested in exploring that aspect in detail. Reader,as usual,is gender neutral for inclusion of all who read.
Lose to win
Shinichiro Sano x Reader
How many dates would you go on with this guy? Honest answer for the shinichiro simps out there, I know you're out there!
Personally, I'd go on however many dates he wants. If none of those girls want him, I'll take him myself 🙄 their loss
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Honestly school is shit. Especially when you're the subject of gossip and your friends have better luck with pulling than you. That was the case for Shinichiro Sano. Poor guy had been rejected 20 times, he was about ready to give up and just fully dedicate himself to the gang life with his love for bikes. Walking down the hall with him were his friends Wakasa Imaushi, Takeomi Akashi, and Keizo Arashi (Benkei).
"Honestly Shin, I'm starting to worry about ya bud. You are just woman repellant, I feel so sorry for you."
"Maybe his charisma just doesn't work on girls? You really need to stop letting your intrusive thoughts win, man... Girls avoid you like the plague and I don't need you scarin' off the bad bitch I snagged this week..."
"You'll find someone eventually. Girls are picky. If it doesn't work out, who knows? Maybe datin' ain't it for you. If not, you got us! We can go out and kick some ass! Cheer up man!"
Shinichiro gave a small smile to Benkei 's attempt to lighten the mood. He gave a frown to Waka and Takeomi, feeling the white-haired boy give him a light punch to his arm with a chuckle. Some friends they are, he joked until he felt an impact with his chest that prompted him to stop with his friends pausing as well. You had bumped into him on your way to class and bowed your head, embarrassed for getting in his way.
"Sorry... I wasn't watching where I was going. I didn't mean to bump into you! I'll get out of your way... Sorry for the inconvenience. I'll-"
"No no you're fine! This hallway is pretty crowded so it was inevitable for this to happen."
Shinichiro laughed, rubbing the back of his neck while his friends looked down at you. You were going to move aside and continue your trip to your classroom when Wakasa spoke to you.
"Yo y/n, before we let you go off to class, I got a question for ya. You got a type?"
The question was completely out of left field so it flustered you a bit. What kind of question was that? Wakasa is prone to asking odd questions, sometimes to perform his own personal social experiments among other students or simply for his own personal reasons. Maybe to try and see what kind of person they are? You'll never know, Waka has always been aloof and a bit mysterious in your time of knowing him. You shrug and figure maybe this was a test of his, so you'll bite.
"In partners? I guess it doesn't really matter as long as they're not an absolute dickhead or douchebag just looking for some ass. I can't stand people like that..."
You trailed off as you had glanced up at Shinichiro who looked like he wanted to be swallowed up by the floor beneath him. You slowly put the pieces together as you remembered overhearing girls giggling and laughing or gagging in over exaggerated disgust about some boy named Shinichiro who had supposedly asked them out, but they either blew him off or he somehow screwed up his chance by saying something weird that creeped them out/ turned them off from pursuing anything with semblance to a date. You then glanced over to Wakasa as you were now curious to see where he was going with the question now answered.
"You've probably heard around the hallways, but this guy has had an unlucky streak with the ladies. Unlike everyone else, you're one of the nice ones here on campus. You can probably see where I'm going with this."
You nodded, looking back at the embarrassed delinquent busying his gaze with the floor to avoid looking at his friend who was smirking slightly at the response. A gentle tilt of the chin upwards was almost enough to put the boy into cardiac arrest as he instinctively swallowed against your hold. His charcoal eyes meet your (e/c) ones in hesitation,you can see the anxiety building behind them. He watched your lips as you spoke your next words, his ears at attention.
"Shinichiro Sano. 20 rejections? What did you do to scare them off?"
"Too honest and open."
"Speaks before he thinks."
"Being himself is apparently the worst advice to give him..."
You weren't expecting the three boys to list every fuck up the guy made for every girl he potentially had interest in. You almost felt bad for his string of bad luck, but you figured Waka chose you for the most obvious reason.
You didn't have the best track record with dating either. Although you don't like to admit it, you can sympathize with the guy. Girls, as a joke or genuinely, have warned/told you not to get involved with Shinichiro. Social suicide they said, you'll never be able to eat with the little friends or acquaintances you have due to associating with the weirdo, he's not worth it, and so many other disheartening things they spewed from their mouths.
Who were they to tell you not to give the guy a chance? Half of the girls spouting that crap are either dating his friends, fucking with them, or haven't gone out with the guy and are simply regurgitating what everyone else is saying so they don't get the side-eyed by the ones who started spreading the information around. Some say he's bad in bed, others say he's not loyal, one girl said she couldn't stand the smell of smoke from his cigarettes, another said he's impulsive, and so on. They all had something to say about him, never positive things. You would decide, not them. You had a mind of your own and you could tell a person's intentions based on their behavior.
So what if he's bad in bed? Sex ain't everything in a relationship after all.
Most of the girls couldn't say anything about being unfaithful to their lovers when the hypocrisy in their words couldn't have been any louder.
You honestly couldn't say anything about the cigarette smell, but he should quit while his lungs are still healthy and taking in oxygen as they should. The smell is an easy fix, just spritz cologne lightly and it should overpower the nicotine. Some girls don't mind the smell or taste.
As for the impulsive part, that comes with being a teenager. Hormones play a part as well as other factors. You were a bit impulsive yourself so maybe every now and then you say something wild or out of turn that would have the class eyeing you like hawks and wishing you could vanish right then and there in the moment. Perfectly natural for both men, women, and those in between. Nothing new, nothing bad.
Half of the things they listed weren't heinous or anything worth slandering his name for. If not to put these stupid rumors to rest, then just to satisfy your buzzing questions and learn more about the boy who supposedly repels girls away instead of attracting. You don't know what the fuss is about, he's a good looking guy and from the times you've passed by him and his friends, he's a pretty chill and easygoing person. He's never caused trouble, his grades are decent, has no problem with making friends, and you wouldn't assume he's the type of guy who goes around beating up other students to assert his dominance and show off his strength. Shinichiro Sano seems like your average guy who might,one day, work as a mechanic.
"You're L/n-san, right? Y/N? Y-you don't have to if you don't want to... I wouldn't want to waste your time or bring down your reputation by asking you out. I'd only cause problems for you and the guilt would eat at me..."
"What are you talking about? What reputation? I'm not losing anything from going out with you. If anything, I think I wanna be the first girl to ask you out for a date~ If that's alright with you."
You stopped his train of thought right then and there, a smile he swore took the breath from his lungs and made his heart thump hard enough to nearly trigger a panic in him. You asking him ,out of all the guys at school, on a date? He swears up and down his face has never been so hot and red like a cherry tomato before. The smugness of his best friends couldn't have been so loud and visible to the raven-haired delinquent.
It's a big deal because, while you aren't picky about who you date and go out with, you still have standards and on top of that, major trust issues as a result of relationships that have crashed and burned for many reasons you don't want to think about or remember right now.
"Is it cool if I join you guys for lunch period? For once, I don't wanna eat by myself like I usually do. Maybe I can also get to know the gossip topic himself better so I have a better read of him. I have a fairly good idea of who he is,but I wanna hear it from his mouth for myself."
"Y-yeah! It's perfectly fine for you to hang with us! T-the more the merrier right?"
He can't get any cuter or be more of a dork, you thought to yourself with a soft smile. The boys walked you to class and you breezed through most of the lectures with ease. Before you can even squeeze in a little nap, it's lunchtime and unlucky for you, you completely forgot to make yourself lunch this morning before you took off towards the school grounds. You sighed in disappointment,trudging to the roof as you also didn't have enough money for even a little snack to suffice. All you brought with you on the way up was your sketchbook for doodling while you ate, but maybe today was looking up for you.
"Hey. You made it...Did you forget to make yourself lunch before you went to bed again last night?"
The look on your face gave Wakasa his answer, he chuckled as Shinichiro had been telling Benkei that he was saving the extra bento he made to hopefully give to someone (preferably someone who was a good cook) as a taste tester for his cooking. Ever since his little brother and sister started teasing him about being a bad cook, he had become determined to improve his culinary skills in the kitchen to get his rotten little siblings off his back and prove he was a good cook. The lunch he made tasted fine to him, however a second opinion was needed due to his taste being an "unreliable source" to his siblings and grandfather. No more takeout, he would learn to cook for them. Plus, it makes good practice.
"Alright, what idea kept you up this time? I'm assumin' ya jotted it down in your handy sketchbook so let me have a look and see."
While Benkei was distracted by whatever you had stayed up late to work on instead of getting your precious sleep, Takeomi saw the extra lunch Shinichiro made as a perfect opening for the two of you. He nudged their leader and nodded his head over to you to signal him into seizing the golden opportunity to learn more about you. The messy haired bundle of nerves that was Shinichiro gave a subtle nod to his friend's encouragement, sighing deeply as Wakasa sat on one side of you and Benkei sat by Takeomi. You and Shinichiro were sat in the middle as the five of you sat against the fence walls along the school rooftop, Waka seeming to get the same idea that Takeomi had when he remembered the extra bento his friend was holding onto.
"Uh hey Y/n? So I've gotten into cooking recently on account of wanting to get better at it for my lil siblings and grandpa. S-since you forgot to make lunch for today, I figured maybe you could try the extra one I made and have that if you like it. If it's cool with you, I wanna see what you were working on last night too in exchange. If you're not cool with that, I'll still give you the lunch either way!"
You nodded, a bit nervous about showing him the doodles and pieces you scribbled away in the confines of your sketchbook, but you figured it wouldn't hurt for him to see. You didn't think you were the best artist and admittedly didn't think you were good at cooking to really be a good judge of taste testing. Wakasa would shut down any and all belittling of your skills, be your number one cheerleader, and encourage you to pursue your hobby. If you didn't think you were the best cook, shut up. How dare you call his friend a bad cook? He should have you cook something for him and he'll judge it for himself.
Shinichiro traded you the lunch for your sketchbook under the single condition that he didn't laugh and make fun of what you worked on until 2 in the morning before finally falling asleep upon satisfaction of your finished product. Let it be known that you rarely show anyone your work on account of being laughed at and/or bullied for the subject matter of your pieces. You were an anime fan, you liked to watch anime at night and often imagined scenarios between you and your favorite characters from the media, if inspiration struck (more often than not as you're getting ready to go to bed) you would draw said idea in your sketchbook, erasing and redrawing line after line until it looked exactly like your daydream or was close enough to it.
Watching with held breath as the charcoal eyes of Shin glided across the page where your latest piece from the night before sat. He admired each line you drew, the expressions, poses, no space on the filled canvas was left untouched by the observant eyesight of the gang leader. You were so worried about what he thought about your artwork that you hadn't touched the lunch he gave to you. What did he think of the doodles you made? Was he gonna laugh at you too? So many questions flow into your mind, filling your stomach with dread and slowly regretting handing over your sketches.
"I recognize this character! I've seen the anime before, but I can't remember the name. God... What's it called? Oh! A/n (Anime/name)! It was really good!"
"You've seen that anime? Y-you watch anime? I didn't think you were the type to be into that."
"Well, I remember reading the manga for it and thinking 'what's the anime like?' so I watched it and I got invested! This art is really cool! I like the way you drew them, is this your character in the anime? They look really nice."
You smiled, nodding as Shinichiro didn't need you to tell him what was what. He did notice you hadn't touched the lunch he made yet, he looked through the other pages before he was satisfied with taking in your work and committing it to his memory.
Eventually, you opened the bento and found delicious food inside,wafting to your nostrils and making you salivate from the aroma. Shinichiro watched you drool over what he cooked this morning,pride blooming in his chest at the sense of accomplishment but he needed to know if you would eat it. He needed you to take a bite and give him your thoughts on how it came out. Now you were the one being observed closely with bated breath by Shinichiro as you thanked him for the food, bringing a portion up to your lips taking a bite of what you grabbed. The flavor made you tear up with a smile, chewing thoughtfully to savor the taste in your mouth.
You won't forget the looks on their faces as Wakasa cackled from the range of emotion in his friends in response to what you said about Shinichiro and his food. Shinichiro was redder than a strawberry and trying to cover his face, Benkei nearly spit out his food from how wild your response to the food was, and Takeomi was just as flabbergasted if not in utter disbelief at what came out of your mouth. Once Wakasa could breathe somewhat and finally wipe the laugh tears from his lavender eyes, all the snow haired boy had to say was:
"I told you you weren't the only one who blurts out weird shit on impulse! I tooold you!!!"
You hadn't even realized what you said until you saw Shin turn into a tomato with his coal eyes wide open in shock and other things in the mix. He'd be lying if he said he wasn't flattered by the comment on his cooking. It meant he was improving and his practice was starting to pay off. Did you really love what he cooked that much? If so, he'd make a personal note to try and cook more for you in the future. Maybe he could even taste your cooking one day if the date was still gonna happen and it went well. The date was still on and you'd make sure it was fun for the both of you. This date would be the best one that you and Shinichiro had ever been on.
"Ready to go?"
You gave Shinichiro a nod, looking forward to how this date would pan out. Even if the date didn't go well, you would give him the opportunity to take you on another one to make up for it. The two of you had fun riding around together, watching the world pass by as you were behind him on the bike. He'd check on you every few minutes to make sure you were okay, slow down if he felt you were nervous about the speed he was going, he was very accommodating and that alone made the afternoon all the more enjoyable for you.
Shinichiro took you to the movie theater, you had tickets but wouldn't tell him what movie you were seeing. You wanted it to be a surprise,and you had good seats in the back with a perfect view of the screen as long as no one blocked it in the middle row. You two had all kinds of snacks and the best part about this theater was the security doing their job to ensure the watchers had a good time which meant they made sure everyone turned off their phones or put them on silent. If they didn't, well they would "mysteriously lose signal" on their phones and would be forced to go outside to get better reception. If they brought noisy kids, quiet them down or leave. If you stepped out of the viewing room for any other reason besides going to the bathroom or getting more snacks for the movie, you weren't allowed back inside to avoid disrupting the movie for everyone else.
If the adults who were disregarding the viewing room rules of turning off their phones brought kids, the children would have to leave with the parents or whomever the adult in attendance was. They were serious about their jobs and they too respect the rules of the viewing rooms. You had gotten mildly annoyed because as the movie was getting good, that's when the wailing of upset babies, ringing phones, and loud talking began.
Unbeknownst to either of you, Wakasa happened to be in the watch room with the two of you, acting as the discreet wing man once he spotted you both on the way in. Waka did his part and helped jam the signals of any moviegoers who were on the phone when they shouldn't have been. Many complaints followed by irritated teens and adults alike exited the theater to get better reception to their dropped calls or messages they couldn't send, falling into the trap of being kicked out via signal jammers. If they came with kids, the kids would be escorted to their families to avoid the risk of leaving them unsupervised. It's not like they would be allowed to come back inside once they were out anyway.
With the amount of noise now back at acceptable levels, you could hear the movie and enjoy your large shared bucket of popcorn that you got for the two of you to share. Although you both weren't focused on the movie, moreso on one another as you both softly conversed in the back row while munching on your snacks and sipping your respective drinks. Really, you two were using the time to get better acquainted with one another by learning about your common interests and what lives you two lived. By the time you two noticed the movie was nearly over, you felt kinda bad for not watching it because you didn't know what the movie was about.
You let out a breath you didn't know you were holding when Shinichiro admitted he wasn't really focused either. He'd already seen the movie several times so it didn't really matter, but he still had a great time with you and that's all that really mattered at the end of the day. The movie could have been absolute garbage and he'd much rather talk with you than watch it because he really liked you. You'll admit that,on some level, part of you is happy that other girls aren't attracted to Shinichiro and think they're out of his league. Because you aren't too sure you'd have been able to compete otherwise if there had been anyone else that was interested. If it were up to you, you'd keep this handsome,dorky sweetheart of a boy all to yourself and Shinichiro wouldn't mind it. If this is what being loved feels like, then he's all yours and how can he refuse someone as sweet as you if you ever suggested being his one and only lover? He can't and he won't.
I hope I did Shinichiro justice 👉👈 Same with Wakasa and the other boys too, they haven't been animated yet but with how they act in the manga, I assume they're a couple of bros that fuck around and tease their leader about his failing love life. They might shit on him for it but hey, they aren't your friends if they don't at least try to help set you up with someone they think you have a shot with or try to cheer you up if you've been rejected back to back. Bros roast each other but they've got each other's backs when they need it.
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secretkittywolf · 6 months ago
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Kiaz incorrect quotes
I may have gone a biiiiit overboard. Not my fault that they fit with so many!
Miguel: Do you take constructive criticism?Robby: I only take cash or credit
Miguel: You know, there’s something weird going on with your face?
Robby: What?
Miguel: You’re smiling! I didn’t know you could do that
Miguel, points to Robby: He called me the B-word! Robby: Motherfucker doesn’t start with ‘b’
Miguel: Is something burning? Robby, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you~
Miguel: Robby, the toaster is literally on fire
Robby: I’m in love with you Miguel: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork Robby: I know Miguel: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Miguel, to Robby: We had a date! Miguel: aggressively points to Hello Kitty Colouring Book
Miguel: Holding up a pack of pencils These are kinda cute Robby: Miguel, that’s gay Miguel: We’ve been dating for 2 years—
Waiter: What would you like? Robby: Bring a milkshake with two straws Miguel: blushes Robby: puts both straws in his mouth Watch how fast I can drink this!!
Robby: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response Miguel: Wow. They sound stupid Robby: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense Miguel: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Robby: I guess you’re right. Hey Miguel, I love you Miguel: See! Just say that! Robby: Holy fucking shit Miguel: If that flies over their head then, sorry Robby, but they're too dumb for you Robby: Miguel...
Robby: This date is boring! Miguel: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store Robby: Then why did you invite me? Miguel: I didn't. I specifically said "Don't come with me" then you said "Fuck you Miguel I'll do whatever I want!"
Robby: I'm trash Miguel: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Robby: Robby: You smooth motherfucker Robby: And yes it does
Robby: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake Miguel: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear Robby: … Robby: You mean ring bearER, right? Miguel: … Robby: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding
Robby, trying to flirt with Miguel: I think both of our families suck
Miguel: I have feelings for you Robby: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
Robby: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Miguel: …Have you never taken a shower before?
Robby: Goodnight to the love of my life, Miguel, and fuck the rest of y'all
Robby: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Miguel: AS ENEMIES?! Robby:
Miguel: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Robby: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus Miguel: Stop
Robby: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Miguel: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me
Robby: How much did you spend on this date? Miguel: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years
Robby, sweating: Miguel, there’s something I need to ask you- Miguel: Finally! You’re proposing! Robby: How’d you know? Miguel: Robby, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner Miguel: I even picked it up once
Miguel: Robby, I… Miguel: I love you! Robby: Not my problem
Robby: Are you ready to commit? Miguel: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Miguel, throwing their head into Robby's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Robby, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are
Robby: You look good in that hoodie Miguel: You know where else I'd look good? Robby, zero hesitation: My bed Miguel, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
Robby: I feel like doing something stupid Miguel: I’m stupid, do me
Robby: Know why I called you in here? Miguel: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic Robby: Stops pouring two glasses of wine Accidentally?
Robby: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you Miguel: That's great, Robby. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years
Robby: Miguel and I are no longer friends. Miguel: ROBBY! THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
Miguel: Did it hurt when you fell- Robby: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Miguel: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs Robby: … Miguel: You just laid there for 15 minutes
Robby: The stars are so beautiful… Miguel: They're just giant balls of gas Robby: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Miguel: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you Robby: blushes Oh…
Robby: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Miguel: Peonies, why? Robby: Miguel: Were you going to get me flowers? Robby: Miguel: Robby: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Miguel: Fight me! Robby: gets on one knee and pulls out a ring Robby: Fight me for the rest of our lives
Miguel: angrily presses Robby against a wall WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Robby: … Robby: Are we about to kiss-
Robby: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized- Miguel: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Robby: That one. I want that one
Robby: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Miguel: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy
At a speed dating event Miguel: Oh wow, people are really shallow Robby: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate? Miguel: Checks their pulse Sorry, not yet Robby: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again
Robby: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine Miguel: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again Robby: O-oh. Wait- Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns? Miguel: ...Is it working?
Miguel walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Robby, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK?! Robby, sipping coffee happily: I love you too~
Robby: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Miguel: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out in bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
Miguel: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet? Robby: What? Like J F K W S Q X- Miguel: No, like, U R A Q T Robby: Awwww!
Miguel: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing Robby: Are you a software update? because not right now
Miguel: That was so hot, Robby Robby: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets Miguel: I'm so in love with you
Miguel: You have to apologize to them Robby Robby: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
Miguel: Bro- Robby: No, no, hold up, rewind Robby: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Robby: Wow, they really hate us Miguel: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic Robby: But we’re not gay, Miguel Miguel: Robby: Miguel: We’re not?
Miguel: What are you in the mood for? Robby: World domination Miguel: That's a bit ambitious Robby: You are my world Miguel: Aww… Robby: Miguel: Robby: Miguel: OH!
Miguel: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning Robby: This is a lie Robby: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie Robby: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE! gestures to the burnt food WHAT IS THIS?!
Robby comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in the bedroom Miguel: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Robby: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a boyfriend Robby: Lies on the ground and falls asleep Miguel: …
Robby: Stop doing that Miguel: Stop doing what? Robby: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you!
Robby: Do you love me? Miguel: We’re literally married Robby: Yeah, but as friends or—
Miguel: Cause your pretty and your smart and your ignoring me so your obviously my type Robby, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying? Miguel: Perfect
Robby: Hey, about that love letter you sent me- Miguel: blushes What are your thoughts? Robby: The fourth sentence- Miguel: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I- Robby: It’s “you’re” not “your”
Miguel: I owe you one Robby: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even
Miguel is crying after breaking up with Sam Robby: There there, Miguel Miguel, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? Robby: Great question—
Robby: So you like cats? Miguel: Yeah Robby: tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table
Robby: Wow, Miguel, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you Miguel: We literally slept together yesterday! Robby: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands
Robby: Miguel, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Miguel, naked in Robby's bed: No, I absolutely do not Robby, already taking off their clothes: Fuck… Me neither
Miguel: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Robby: The dishes Miguel: Wh- Robby: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times
Robby: My hands are cold Miguel: Here, let me hold them Robby: My lips are cold too Miguel: covers Robby's mouth with his hand
Miguel: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us Robby: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both
Robby: I like your new pants! Miguel: Thanks, they were 50% off! Robby: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. winks Miguel: The store can’t just give away clothes for free Robby: That’s… not what I meant Miguel: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Robby
Miguel: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Robby: It was autocorrect Miguel: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me" Robby: Yes
Robby: Miguel and I are no longer dating Miguel: Robby, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married!
Miguel: Talk dirty to me~ Robby: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high Miguel: Wha- Robby: The economy is in shambles
Robby: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles Miguel: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Robby: Seize the dick
Miguel: We have a problem Robby: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them
Miguel: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl Robby: Okay Miguel: And make out during the scary parts Robby: Th- Robby: The scary parts Robby: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl?
Miguel: Are we fighting or flirting? Robby: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Miguel: Your point?
Robby: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Miguel: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train Robby: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Robby: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy Miguel: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep Robby: I said within reason, Miguel. How about I murder that guy? *points to Terry Silver* Miguel: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Robby: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Robby: Pros and cons of dating me Robby: Pros. You'll be the cute one Robby: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Robby: BE A BETTER PERSON! Miguel: WHY?! Robby: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
Miguel: Robby, you love me, right? Robby: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like
Robby: Can you cut me some slack, Miguel? I’m sort of in love Miguel: I’m sorry but that’s really not my problem Robby: I’m in love with you Miguel: blushes Oh. That brings me in the loop a little
Miguel: Robby is playing hard to get Miguel: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of
Robby: I want to kiss you Miguel, not paying attention: What? Robby: I said if you die, I wont miss you
Robby: Two brooooos! Miguel: Chillin' in a hot tub! Robby: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Miguel: Robby: Miguel: tearing up Robby: Babe, c'mon… Miguel: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING! Robby: Babe…
Robby: Sorry I’m late, I was... doing things Miguel: Hi, I’m ‘things’
Miguel: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt Robby: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit
Miguel: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you… Robby: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me and no take backs honey
Robby: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend? Miguel: Dude- Its satire! Robby: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
Miguel: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this… Robby: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card? Miguel: Holy shit-
Robby: Laughs Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing— Miguel: We’re married
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c0smoshit · 1 year ago
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KWODKSOW HELLO I found you on Ao3!! If you don't mind I have a request :) Can I have Cloud with Y/n who's helping him with his motion sickness? Like maybe he feels really insecure about it for mutiple reasons and they have a trip coming up and y/n is super sweet and tells him he's still strong/amazing and they do everything they can to make the travel comfortable for him until they arrive at their destination? Y/n making sure no one else says anything about Cloud either makes me heart go doki ❤
This is so sweet😭
Thank u for the request sweetie, hope u enjoy it and I'm sorry for the wait😭🫶🫶
Long trips ミ★
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⋆ ࣪. ℙ𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 ≫ Cloud/fem!Reader
⋆ ࣪. 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 ≫ fluff, cuddles and just sweet sweet stuff :) not proofread!
⋆ ࣪. 𝔸/ℕ ≫ I want to hold him I want to hold him I want t-
⋆ ࣪. 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 ≫ 774
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"Alright, let's hop on"
Barret's shout ringed through everyone's ears. Tifa, who was right next to you, grabbed your forearm as she guided you to the front seats.
Of course, the farm truck of a kind man who offered all of you a ride, was packed with chocobos. And you wouldn't have cared if Cloud was with you, far away from those hyperactive big chicks.
You knew he struggled with motion sickness, he had told you that he didn't enjoy long trips. And you knew this wasn't going to be the shortest one.
So you felt guilty
You should've at least lent him your seat next to the girls, but you got too carried away. And looking at his stoic but rather uncomfortable face by the window behind you, made your gut clench.
"Hey, where are you going?"
As your hand opened the warm window, you turned around to face the confused frown of the brunnette.
"I'll be right back don't worry about me!"
. . .
"Y/n?"
His eyes found your big grin as you sat next to him, your butt touching the coarse hay bellow you.
You tried to keep some distance between the both of you, not wanting to make this more uncomfortable than it was. But it sort of was a difficult task by the way you were all enveloped by two big birds.
"Are you feeling alright?"
His face was a replica of the frown you had seen on Aerith's one, and he asked himself if it was so obvious that his brain was spinning harshly inside his head.
But he nodded his head, ignoring the horrible feeling down his stomach.
A few minutes passed by and you noticed that his hand was holding his head, eyes closed as he tried not to focus on the dizziness.
A bump made your shoulder bump with his own one, coming to rest close to him. You enjoyed the warmth he seemed to radiate, that's why you always kept close to him on cold days.
What he didn't expect was your palm being softly placed where his hand rubbed his temple. And before he had time to open his eyes, your hand guided him to your right shoulder.
His eyes shoot open, but his body slumped over yours.
Unconciously drowning further into your lulling mute voice.
Soon, he was fast asleep over your shoulder, the afternoon rays of dying sun washing all over his face. He looked too cute to be real.
And you had finally seen him calm, not a sign of stress or worry on his cold facade. He was just laying there, his hand holding yours as you fidgeted with his fingers.
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"Look"
It came out as a whispered snicker, followed by two warm smiles as they looked at the scene.
"They are so cute"
"I know right? Such a shame they are too dumb to notice"
The black-haired girl then looked at her green orbs, seeing the well-known comforting and loving gaze she had seen before as she talked about her lover.
"She's safe with him, he always tries to protect her from anything"
She nodded her head in approval, listening closely to what her braided friend was saying.
"It's almost as if they were made for each other"
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He had calloused and dry hands, he didn't have time to spend on taking care of himself since there was a bigger problem out there.
Your right fingers inspected his hand, taking him with both of your hands as you smiled like a dork. You looked around for a few seconds and you saw that Barret and Red XIII were snoring too, next to the Chocobos that had eventually laid down to rest too.
The scene was so serene, the passing mountains in front of you and the warm breath that often trickled your skin.
How would it feel to be cuddled by him?
Maybe he would sneak a hand over your stomach as he spooned you, keeping you close to his chest as you both drifted off to sleep.
Maybe he was the one who liked being spooned, his hair brushing your neck as he held your forearm.
He would crush you down on the bed as he laid on top of you, and you wouldn't mind since it was Cloud who was fast asleep on top of you.
Or maybe he would like to hold you, keeping an arm over your thigh as your leg rested on top of his waist, wrapping your arms around his neck while his other hand secured your back into him.
Who knows...
"Such strong arms"
Your whispered praise fell all over the chilly afternoon air, and you didn't care since everyone was visibly asleep. Your hand traced patterns over his unclothed arm, admiring the hard work he had done over the years.
"And such amazing skills"
Your mouth kept ranting all the things you had kept to yourself, weary eyes open as you shuffled closer to him.
"Woah there"
You chuckled lowly as your hand kept his forehead from falling off your shoulder, oh how you wish you could've stayed there for just some few more hours.
"You're not only handsome but you're smart too. So oblivious you don't even notice all the people who look at you"
Your hand fell until it wrapped itself around his own one once again.
"I wish I could tell you all this stuff to your face for once"
A sigh fell from your lips and as you slowly closed your eyes again, something interrupted your well-deserved rest.
"Did you mean all of that?"
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ellena-asg · 1 year ago
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McDanno in front of suspect's salad - every damn time:
• they have that Big Talk with a suspect but after every few sentences they feel a need to look at each other intensely
• a suspect sits in front of them and suddenly they feel a need to touch each other or they pretend they're arguing (cause it's sexy + it's a good excuse for some extra touching)
• they ask suspect about important things but after hearing the answer they suddenly have their goofy time together, they make jokes or just generally have fun, like "Hey, babe, do you remember how I threw that guy into a cage with sharks?"/"Oh yeah, hahahah"
• a suspect talks to them and they can hear/are focused but they're also so busy flirting with each other and/or are very very sweet to each other (say compliments f.e.) and all around is suddenly so sweet
• a suspect is still there (handcuffed or not yet) but these two dorks are now focused on their private life, like "Hey, how's Gracie?"/"Still sad that I couldn't watch that Barbie cartoon with her but I'm gonna make her the best pancakes ever so...". Or: "Ugh, my stomach!"/"Ha! I told you: don't eat this shit! But don't worry, babe. This time I WILL drive us to home and um, I'll give you a hot massage. I mean... I'll give your belly a hot massage, I, um, I will use hot stones!"
They usually talk about their Ohana and feelings (oh the episode where Steve comes back to Hawaii with Wo-Fat and Danny is like "Cargo pants! I knew it!" and "Steve. Did you miss me, babe? Ha?! Cause I missed you! Come on, hug me!" and Wo-Fat is like "WTF is happening here"). But it can be literally about everything: tickets for the game, medical appointment, shopping, weather...
• there's also this McDanno pose:
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aka "We are Boyfriends, you know" ("Btw don't mess with us!")
I can't with our boys but especially with their suspects having the most confusing time of their life 😂 All these guys at first are like "Oh shit, cops!" and they expect some talking, all that serious police jazz, maybe some threatening but soon they all see and hear McDanno being McDanno and they're like "WTF? Are these cops serious? Is this some hidden camera show or what? Do they know they're at work and they should be professional? Do they remember about their suspect?!".
Suspect: Ahem. I'm still here, you know.
McDanno: *being McDanno*
Suspect: Hello? Officers? *Oh no, I'm like the air now, they don't see me* *Oh, fuck, they're doing this again! Come on men, it's too intimate, I don't feel comfortable you know. You need a room and I shouldn't be in that room with you, you get it?*
McDanno: *being McDanno*
Suspect: Excuse me! You should arrest me and take to your car or something like that, right? Right?! *oh mommy, I don't wanna stand here with them, invisible, forever!*
McDanno: *being McDanno*
Suspect: SOMEBODY TAKE ME TO THE JAIL! Pleeeease! *sob* HELP! HELP!
Oh and the episode where Steve and Danny played basketball with prisoners and prisoners were like "Yo, you're fucking married!"? Sure, they had eyes, they noticed it all. But I bet that they knew. They knew it before seeing our boys. All prisoners know - from other prisoners (guys booked by Danno and Steve). You go to jail = you hear about McDanno, they're legendary.
New prisoner: Hi everybody! I'm here cause I'm a serial killer. You can call me like you want but I prefer...
Other prisoners: Who caught you?
New prisoner: Um, cops.
Other prisoners: But who exactly?
New prisoner: Sorry, I don't remember their names. I only remember my sense of awkwardness... and that they called each other "babe". Huh, Small Romeo and Tall Romeo? Yeah, I know, shitty description is shitty and...
Other prisoners: *whispering and cursing* *but also shipping secretly* MCDANNO!!!
New prisoner: So... They do this in front of every...
Other prisoners: ALWAYS!
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majimasleftasscheek · 2 years ago
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Hi, im very sorry if this has already been answered or established somewhere else but im curious, with your Kazumaji stuff, around what time did they start dating (i.e. after the events of Yakuza 0 and all that) and how?
tbh, I dunno!
I don't really have an established date for that cuz sometimes I'm like man they'd be really cute during y0 and then other times I set it between post y0 and the beginning of y1. The latest they would start me thinks is some months after the events of y1 but in general it sorta depends on how I'm feeling and what silly scenarios play in my head
ideas under the cut tho 👀
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if we're talking y0: I like to think Kiryu has to go to Sotenbori for some reason, be it business or he's there with Nishiki for some partying. he sees Majima at the Grand being depressed and is like "damn girl those bags under your eyes makes my dick go *boing sound effect*" and asks him out 🥺 Kiryu gets rejected immediately cuz Majima's in this cycle of 'I deserve nothing but pain and suffering' but Kiryu can't read the room so he is persistently showing up at the Grand despite Majima very obviously wanting to kick his ass. eventually he relents and goes on cute™ dates with Kiryu and realizes oof maybe human intimacy be kinda gucci
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if between y0 and y1: Majima's fresh in his mad dog era starting shit with people just to be annoying and Kiryu's one of his targets mainly due to the events of y0. he's kinda like "lol this goober really did some important plot stuff, huh?" and his curiosity gets the better of him because Kiryu is an enigma who eats bugs and Majima cannot suppress his need to get some sense of understanding on this weirdo. in this timeline, it's more one-sided affection from Majima that comes in the form of stabbing while Kiryu is desperately trying to fight the gay allegations and failing. eventually he caves but it's a sorta unofficial, on and off thing that Kiryu doesn't really know how to evaluate for himself. Majima doesn't really care what they are since he's high on life atm and has a cute dude with big boobs on his arm
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if during y1: literally just everything Majima Everywhere. Goromi. GOROMI 😩💦 Kiryu is all: I LIKE PUSSY but everyone's like okay big man then why's Majima pole dancing for you huh. the two braincells he has start to click and he realizes maybe Majima wants to hold hands or something unthinkable like that. ngl I like to think Kiryu's thing for Yumi is like a demisexual bi thing where he's like, I do love her but she don't zap my brain quite like the bowlcut freak who knows how to punch me real good and it becomes sorta his personal introspective journey during this time. Majima is also floating in the space of am I doing this for his benefit cuz "training" or am I falling for this dork. he's pretty sad about it cuz of the Saejima reminder vibes but eventually Kiryu falls into his own person that Majima really meshes with and the two of them struggle to actually voice how they feel all the while their pants are down in some dirty alley
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if after y1: (going to insert shit from a fic I'm working on) Kiryu's absolutely devastated with what happened in the Millennium Tower + now having to take care of Haruka that he's shut himself off from everyone and everything other than doing the bare minimum to live. in comes Majima being a menace like yo you can't like, let a child parent herself you gotta get outta this slump and Kiryu's all fuck you stop breaking into my house. so it's a long pain in the ass process to help Kiryu deal with his grief while Majima keeps unintentionally making googoo eyes at him and both of them are like boy I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything within me. there's also a lotta dadjima stuff going on and Kiryu's like wowie zowie so you do have a heart and Majima's like no way loser while being just 😳👉👈
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spiel-mit-mir-ein-spiel · 23 days ago
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Feeling B~Punk im Osten pt 2.
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The next morning you were already busy early to pack the camper. You and Nathalie carefully loaded the instruments in the compartment at the bottom of the camper and closed the door. Amy and Laura grabbed all the bags from inside and lay then on the bed. You and Laura shared a bed and Nathalie and Amy shared one aswell.
''Ready?'' Laura said and she hopped behind the wheel. '' Yes!" Nathalie and Amy yelled and i looked at Laura. '' You okay to ride with your hangover?'' you laughed and she grinned. '' Yes i'm fine'' You put the jacket you borrowed from Paul on hopped in the camper aswell. '' Off to Flake's place'' you said and Nathalie smiled. '' He is really sweet'' she said and you turned around to her. ''Yes, he really is. He is very caring. A little shy, but once he has a girlfriend he is really confident'' you said with a smirk and she giggled. '' Good to know'' .
When you arrived at Flake's home, you saw the boys standing by their truck. Paul was busy talking with Flake and your heart fluttered. That man was so handsome it made you (almost) shy. Laura parked the caravan beside theirs and you all got out. Laura walked directly to Aljoscha after she greeted Paul and Flake and you shook your head. '' You were not even 8 hours apart'' you laughed while walked towards the boys. Flake gave you a hug and you hugged back. Then you walked to Paul and gave him a hug aswell. He smelled so good. ''Thank you for loaning me your jacket. It smells like me now tho'' you giggled while you gave it back to Paul. He laughed when he handed you his jacket back. '' You can have it , it looks way better on you'' he gave you an killer smile and you blushed. '' Thank you, that's sweet.
''Yo Lovebirds, wanna hit the road?'' Amy said while she hang out of the door of the camper. You nodded and Laura walked to door and hopped behind the wheel and blew Aljoscha a kiss. He winked at her and walked to their truck with a big smirk. Paul patted your shoulder and pointed his finger at Flake and Nathalie. They were talking but stood really close to eachother. Nathalie had little blush on her cheeks and Flake looked at her sweetly. ''Awh'' you said and Paul grinned. When Flake noticed that Paul and you were looking at them he smiled. ''Oh sorry'' Nathalie said and you smiled. '' No need sweetheart, you coming? We're going'' you said and you wrapped your arm around Nathalie and walked towards your truck. ''Flake, wait !'' you yelled when you grabbed one of the walkie talkies you had and gave it to Flake. ''If you or we want a break ,then we can call eachother'' You laughed and he snorted. '' You're a dork'' So are you'' you smiled and Laura waited till Aljoscha was ready and started to drive .
After a hour you grabbed the walkie talkie and pressed the button '' Flake, Flake, Y/N'' you laughed when you looked at Laura. '' Yes idiot, go for Flake'' you heard him laughing. '' You better be nice to me Flake'' you grinned and Laura snorted from laughter. ''Sorry sweetheart, what's up?'' Flake said and you pushed the button. '' Next gas station we want to stop for a cigarette break. agreed?'' ''Yes, very good idea'' i heard Paul said and you smiled. '' Good, see you then'' You laid the walkie talkie in the dashboard and stepped out of the truck when you got at the stop. Nathalie. Amy and Laura got off to and you stretched your back. ''Damn, those seats are Scheiße'' you mumbled and you lit a cigarette. Paul sneak up to you untill stood right behind you ''Complain already?'' he said and you felt his lips almost touch your ear and you startled. '' Fuck Paul!'' you said scared and Aljoscha laughed. '' No , that comes later'' he said and you stook your tongue out. ''Sorry, i had to, Coffee?'' he said and offered you a cup. '' Thanks, that makes up for it a bit'' you said pouting before taking a sip of your coffee. Paul winked at you and you grinned back. '' Oh Paulchen, flirting already?'' Aljoscha said and Paul frowned. ''Says you. It's a goddamn miracle you didn't fuck Laura already.. No offence Laura'' Paul said and Laura laughed. ''None taken'' ''Yeah well, she's hot'' Aljoscha and he looked at her. '' That being said, wanna be my girlfriend?'' he asked Laura and you looked suprised. '' What the fuck'' you said and Laura nodded before kissing him. '' ''Okayy...'' Amy said confused and Flake laughed. ''Okay then I want to say this, I'm not going to give up my bed for you. I'm not going to lay in that god awefull tent by myself'' you said and Amy laughed. '' Ask Paul if he wants to join'' She smirked and walked toward the truck. You looked at her confused, lost for words. '' Well if i can choose, i rather sleep in the truck aswell'' Paul grinned at you and you smiled. ''Fine, we'll go in the tent then'' Laura said and Aljoscha nodded in agreement. '' Good'' you smiled satisfied. ''Well, enough of this bullshit talking, let's go '' Nathalie laughed and you smirked. '' Oh, don't get me started Nat'' you smirked and Flake laughed. ''Girls''
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Short one sorry, my daughter is still sick and doesn't sleep well at night... very nice... More Tomorrow :3
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forbebeandjam · 9 months ago
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She’s So Cute! | Sowoen x Fem Reader | Fluff
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Summary: Your secret crush has been secretly crushing on you…
Word Count: 1.1k
No warnings☺️
A/N: is anyone here Sowoen biased?? I know that’s probably not how you spell her name but that’s how she has it when I followed her on insta so it’s stuck with me🙂‍↕️ I love this little bean🥰 enjoyyyy
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Your eyes followed her every move. It's been three years that you have been obsessing over cutie Sowoen.
How can you not like her? She had a cute round face and pretty doll eyes. Her lips are full and her cheeks carry a natural blush.
She is also an amazing dancer and well, your eyes just gravitated towards her.
"Oh! Look! She is dancing to my favorite song," you said as you hid behind your best friend.
She made a mistake and you giggled as she smiled sheepishly.
"She's so cute!" You shook your friend's shoulders.
"Why don't you just tell her that instead of aggressively shaking my shoulders?" She said and brushed you off.
"I can't possibly tell her that! She's too cute and I'm just her silly classmate. She probably doesn't even know I exist," you said and slouched in your desk.
"Hey, dork! I told you to go get me a snack!" You heard a voice and a hand hit your head.
"I don't have money," you replied as you rubbed your head.
"Well, borrow. I want my snack," the girl said as she grabbed your face. You winced in pain.
"Why don't you get it yourself?" You heard a deep voice and knew exactly who it came from.
"Sowoen, go back to your little dancing party and stay out of my business," she said and laughed.
"Well, seems like I'm going to have to call my sister after all. She's a senior you see. Her name is Bada and she will absolutely destroy you," she spoke as she approached the girl and pushed her shoulder.
"Sorry, Sowoen. I'll just leave," the girl said as she let go of your face.
You rubbed the spot where her fingers had been digging into your skin when you felt a hand lift your chin and there it was.
The most beautiful face looking right at you. Her eyes filled with concern and they hypnotized you as they widened making them look bigger than they already were.
"Are you okay? Did she hurt you?" She said and you melted.
"I... I'm okay now. Thanks," you said, and as you were about to walk away she held onto your hand and dragged you with her.
She took you to the cafeteria and asked for some ice. She placed the bag on your face and you were just quietly admiring her face.
"Why do you let her treat you like this?" She said and you looked up at her in confusion.
"You- you've been watching me?" You asked in disbelief.
"Yeah. Ever since I saw you at the talent show I've been wanting to talk to you but I thought you were too cool to even notice me," she said and you scoffed.
"What was that for?" She said with a small laugh.
"Well, to be honest, I'm flattered. I have been crush- observing your dance for a while and I never thought you'd want to talk to me," you said. You looked at each other and laughed.
"Well, I'll pretend I didn't hear your slip up and you tell me when you feel more comfortable. In the meantime, let's go back to class. I promise I won't let those bullies mess with you anymore," she said and held your hand.
You grabbed it and she pulled you up. Wrapping her arm around your shoulders, she guided you back to the classroom with casual chatter and laughter about random things.
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(A few months later)
"Sowoen! It's been a week now. Please stop ignoring me!" You said as you chased her out of the school building. You held onto her arm and she turned to you.
"I've been waiting patiently and I've done everything to make you feel comfortable enough to confess and then when I take the initiative you tell me I'm your best friend?" She said and you became startled. Her cute persona was gone and she looked angry but even then she was the most beautiful person in your eyes.
(Flashback to the previous week)
Eunwoo approached your table. He had never talked to you before but you could see he would always look at you.
"Hey, I- I wanted to know i-if you wanted t-to go out with m-me," he said softly as he stuttered. He's always been shy and a lot of girls like him but never really ask him anything. Of course, you were interested in him so you didn't know what to say.
Your mind was purely on Sowoen and her only. Besides, you didn't know how to turn anyone down. You never had to do it before and you never thought you'd have to.
"Y/N, Let's go! I'll buy you lunch today," said Sowoen as she stood at the door. She saved you. You sighed in relief and gave the boy in front of you a small smile.
"Sorry Eunwoo. I have to go," you said as you tried to make your way to Sowoen.
"Did you just reject the cutest boy in the class? Something is wrong with you," said one of your classmates.
"Why does something have to be wrong with her? She just doesn't like him. Besides, she doesn't need to date anyone, right Y/N?" She said as she threw her arm over your shoulders.
"Are you two dating or something?" Said the girl. Your eyes widened at her words and Sowoen was looking at you with eagerness. You couldn't possibly say yes to that and make Sowoen uncomfortable.
"No! That's nonsense. We are just best friends. Let's go," you said and her demeanor changed but for the sake of time you just ignored it and went to lunch.
She's been ignoring you ever since and you didn't know why.
(End of flashback)
"Oh! You were confessing!? Sowoen, that's not how you confess your feelings to someone!" You said as you punched her arm. She flinched and glared at you.
"You're making fun of me? This isn't funny, Y/N. I've never asked anyone out and Bada told me that is how she gets girls to like her," she said as she pouted.
You started laughing and she was about to walk away but you grabbed her hands and tried to compose yourself.
"Do you really like me?" You asked as you smiled still holding back your laughter.
"So much," she said and you took the opportunity to peck her lips.
"I like you too. I like you so much," you said as she looked at you with her big eyes. She looked shocked.
"Oh gosh! You're so cute!" You said as you pinched her cheek and intertwined your hands.
"Let's go. I want you to meet my mom," you said as you dragged her with me.
"Wait! That means you're my girlfriend now! Stop hanging around Eunwoo," she said and you chuckled.
"Okay, baby. I've only had eyes for you for three years anyways," you said and she giggled as she wrapped her arm around your shoulders.
Thank you for reading 🩵
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oddballwriter · 1 year ago
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Roll for Stealth with Advantage
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Summary: Steven knew that you had to do something while you waited for him to come home from work other than do some chores and cook dinner. He just didn't know exactly what one of those things was until today.  
Warnings: This isn't a content warning this is a genuine warning to y'all if I see any talk of Stranger Things or someone references it you WILL be blocked. /hj
Author’s Snip: I know that I was holding out for the poll to end on which idea I should do but this thought hit me like when a vision hits Raven from That's So Raven so I needed to write it. I needed to write this for the dorks here who play because this is perfect. This pair up is perfect.
Notes: Steven is a tour guide in this because he deserves it. <3
Word count: 950 
I’ll shut up now. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to request.
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Steven was usually gone for a good part of the day for work. Which of course wasn't an issue because you had your own work and manage to keep yourself amused till he got home. But Steven didn't actually know what you did all day since you'd be home long before he would. It's not like it mattered though. You'd always be there and have everything like dinner ready once he got home, but if he had to say what you did, then that he wouldn't have anything.
Work was short today. The museum was rented out for the day by the nearby schools for a big field trip. Although they weren't there from beginning to end of the usual work day, they had taken over enough of it to make opening it up to the rest of the public a bit pointless since the hours it would land on were the slow hours. So the museum was closed for the rest of that day and the staff could take a breather from having to deal with a hoard of children, not that Steven was complaining since he was a tour guide at this one and was great with kids to begin with.
Though he did forget that the field trip day was today and wasn't able to give yo a heads up that he'd be home so soon.
As he unlocks the door and steps inside he gets ready to greet you, only for him to not see you on the couch but rather at his cluttered desk looking at your laptop. It sounded like you were on a video call and he feared that you were having some type of business meeting.
Though if your casual sweatpants and silly graphic t-shirt didn't give it away that you, in fact, were not up to important business for work, you loudly saying "Oh yeah! Let's just threaten to stab the vampire lord who already does not like us!" did the trick.
Some voices were heard through your laptop's speaker before you speak again. "No! No! If the Dracula wanna-be incel takes you up on your threat I'm not helping your character. I don't care if I'm the 'party healer'." you laugh, "You came into his castle-" you say before bursting into laugher again with the rest of the people on the call. To which an other voice is faintly heard saying in a shitty deep voice "You come into my cursed land, hide the innocent woman that I'm being creepy towards, and come into my castle and threaten me with a little sword.". The laughing continues with all of you, even pulling a snort out of you which just made you laugh harder. All the while Steven is stood at the door just observing your shenanigans with a confused yet amused face.
You managed to wheeze "Okay. Everyone shut up. My sides hurt." through your laughter and wipe tears from your eyes. Through some chance you glance up to where Steven is and go from easing your laughter to letting out a scream from being startled. You place a hand on your chest and let out "Oh my god! You scared the shit out of me." while looking at him. You ignore your companions asking what's wrong and ask Steven "Why are you standing there? What time is it." as you try and check the time.
"I just came in. Work was over early and I forgot to tell you. I'm sorry." Steven apologized raising his hands up slightly to add onto the sorry. "What are you doing?" he asked, finally setting down his bag.
"I'm playing DnD with some friends." you laugh. "D and D?" Steven questions as he shakes off his coat. "That game where you throw the dice around?" he asks, to which you nod. "Well, it's more than just throwing dice around, but yeah." you mention.
"Like threatening to stab vampire lords?" he asks in a semi-joking manner. "If you're dumb enough, yeah." you respond in the same manner.
Steven walks up towards the desk to get a look at what exactly your doing, "Is this what you do all day while you wait for me to come home?" Steven questions again. "Not every day. Just on this day of the week and for a few hours." you answer.
"So are you just not gonna tell us who that is or...?" a voice pipes up through the computer. "He's my boyfriend, Ronnie." you remark back towards your screen. "Okay? Is he gonna watch us play?" the man on one of the other ends says. "You want my boyfriend to see your character have to do a death save throw?" you reply in a snarky tone before giving Steven a peck on the lips like you normally do when he comes home. "I told you. I'm not going to heal you. I don't waste spell slots on stupidity." you say as you get comfy in the desk chair.
"Can Trixie look at him and says"Don't mind him, please, he's always like that. He knows not what he says." ?" a girl says in the call, to which another says "Roll persuasion." and a number is said by the previous girl, and the other nods.
"I usually cook dinner after the session so sit tight for a while." you whisper to Steven. Steven nods and whispers back "That's alright. I can watch you do this till then if that's okay with you and your mates. This looks entertaining." he whispers back. You nod and turn back to your screen. "Okay, let's continue on with the actual game." you announce. "My boyfriend's gonna watch for a little so behave." you add.
To which someone says "Yay! Conversion!".
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kimbapisnotsushi · 2 years ago
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i started writing this back in the last week of december going on into january bc we had so many karasuno bdays back then so uhhh TECHNICALLY this is a late bday post honoring like four people LMAO but let's go!!
during kageyama's first birthday at karasuno he gets a mysterious series of texts from an unknown number that goes like > happy birthday > not that this means you're forgiven > just thought it was the right thing to do > i know it's your first since. well. you know > you don't have to text back or anything!!!! > fuck fuck fuck just pretend this never happened BYE
he brings up it up two years later when he, kindaichi, and kunimi are better friends and kindaichi buries his red face in his hands and screams and kageyama isn't sure why
kunimi pats him on the back and tells him not to worry about it
ennoshita has a playlist that is solely just like white noise and creaking sounds and generally just things that would make you shit your pants alone in the dark and when asked why he just goes "it's the only way i can feel anything inside"
tsukki will NEVER admit it but he ASPIRES to be the level of deadpan that ennoshita is
tanaka: "so . . . why do you like him again?" ennoshita, watching a video he recorded of futakuchi walking straight into a lamppost bc he was playing pokemon go: "he makes me laugh"
no joke i think ennoshita is a dateko celebrity bc everyone knows about the guy that futakuchi kenji pines over bc futakuchi kenji is just known in a million ways and maybe like 90% of them are Not Good
a third-year has futakuchi by the collar and they're like "all right PUNK get ready to have your lights punched out you'll be seeing stars when i'm done with you" and futakuchi just sighs longingly and goes "ennoshita has eyes like stars . . ."
daichi is that type of upperclassman who knows very single friend of his juniors' but not in like a cool older sibling way he does it in a cringefail modern parent kind of way
kogane used to be soooooo scared of him before finding out what a huge dork he is
actually kogane isn't scared of asahi bc he's so used to aone and asahi cries over it
(sorry for plugging in dateko so much i just genuinely think they have such a fun relationship with karasuno i ADORE it)
onagawa: "man idk how you do it" narita: "do what?" onagawa: "being the only normal person on your team"
yeah no narita is carrying the weight of the world as the only person with the brain cell on karasuno
sometimes it's ennoshita but he's been dead inside since first year so
suga tells the first years he knows martial arts but all he really did was go to one (1) judo club demonstration during his second year of middle school and somehow managed to flip the captain over by sheer luck and never tried again
for takeda's birthday everyone teams up to get him a really nice fountain pen, a classical poetry book, and a quality bottle of sake. for ukai's birthday tsukki leads a powerpoint presentation on why smoking is bad for you and that he really should stop, backed up with everyone else standing behind him with their arms crossed and nodding along
okay that and they also get him a really cute apron (embroidered with crows!!) for him to wear around the store and a bag of good coffee
kiyoko has all - and i mean ALL - the snacks from the local convenience store on a tier list and when the vbc asked how the fuck she managed to do that she just went "my track team was a lot weirder than you guys"
actually the reason why daichi asked kiyoko to be the manager wasn't because kiyoko was the only one with no club activities going on it was because she gave asahi a hair tie when nobody else would and asahi had been trying to befriend her since (and also return said hair tie) but was too nervous to make the first move
asahi: "noooooo daaaaaaaiiiichiiiiiiiiii i caaaaaaaan't i'm so awkward and embarrassing!!!!" daichi, with all the confidence of a fifteen-year-old constantly winging it: "it's okay, i've got this!"
yeah he's just as surprised as you are that it worked out
especially considering he pitched it to her like a used car salesman
kiyoko carries a lot of hair ties with her when she starts just for asahi and when he leaves the team she doesn't stop bc she tells suga, daichi, and the second-years, "he'll come back, just wait and see"
THEY WERE FRIENDS TOO!!!! THEY WERE FRIENDS TOO!! THEY WERE FRIE -
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madame-mongoose · 11 months ago
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Hi, I'm sorry.
This is short, but I'm not sure the long version is ok for tumblr.
I regret nothing, and if you see any error, no, you don't.
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You don't exactly know how you got in this situation but still, here you were.
You went through many chambers in the span of a few days and ran around doing whatever they told you to, indulging in their little tests and what not, you weren't entirely sure on why you kept going in the first place; the thought of it just being entertainment for them crossed your mind more than a few times and you were tired.
You found yourself talking with the AIs in the facility quiet often, particularly enjoying a specific one with a very fast talk and some bad humor, but still, it was better than nothing.
At first you thought that he could have been dangerous, lethal, not letting you on on it's real intentions. Later, you came to the realization that maybe he was just a dork.
A dangerous, sometimes funny, dork.
But one nonetheless.
The more you spoke, or rather, he spoke... you mostly listened, his rambling could go on for hours at times; the more you grew fond of him.
It was nice having him around, even for just some snarky comments.
And now here you were, with less clothes than what you originally started with, your face completely flushed and his hands roaming freely on your back, sometimes reaching to your sides and squishing your soft flesh as he nuzzled his spherical head in the gape of your neck, mumbling sweet nothings.
This was supposed to be a chamber just like the many you just went through, a little puzzle, door, and another chamber.
But Wheatley said you deserved a prize for the good job you have done so far; he told you he had a surprise for you.
You were curious, but he didn't tell you what it was, no matter how many times you asked.
And now it was right in front of you- or rather, under you, as you sat on his new humanoid shaped body' lap.
His hands caressed and touched every inch of flesh on your torso, traveling under your shirt and undoing you more and more.
His shape was bulky, smooth, a bit rushed, but still very pleasant and warm.
He had told you you deserved to have something special, a little incentive perhaps, but by the sounds that escaped his speaker and the loud whirring of his fans, you could tell he was enjoined himself just as much.
The claws in his hands dragged on your back, your sides, your thighs, going up and down in slow motions as he pressed what could be considered his face on your chest in a desperate attempt to be as close to you as possible.
You could feel the electricity running on his wires between your fingers as you played with them, twisting and lightly pulling on them. The way the robot squirmed and whimpered, pressing himself against you, impossibly tight let you know you were doing a good job.
His hands found rest on your hips as he squeezed them between his big and strong fingers, pressing you down and pining you in place.
His voice giving you sweet praises was making your stomach twist with delight as you tried to move your hips despite his firm hold on you, looking for something more, desperate for some kind of friction.
You pulled on the wiring behind his head and got a staticly little cry of undeniable pleasure as he jerked your body towards himself.
His hands stayed on your hips, while his thumbs circled your inner thighs and his face pressed on your soft chest.
You didn't know for how much longer you could take it, but there was nothing much you could do.
He loved it.
The way your body reacted, the way you panted and squirmed, trying to get more.
Your soft flesh, your quiet moans, the way your eyes begged for more, more, more... MORE.
You will wait.
You are being so nice to him; so generous.
You deserve a prize, and you will surely have it.
But the night is young and Wheatley doesn't want it to end just yet.
He will show you what he can do with his new body, but you'll have to wait.
You don't know how much longer you can go, but something you know for sure...
You're in for a long night.
WIDUIWHDJSHSJA AAAA????? ?!!?!?!!!? I UHM.
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OOOOOH MY GOD ANON. I. I NEED TO GO LIE DOWN boooohhh my go d i think i hauve covidnim running a fever oofough my god jesus christ
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boxblondiecoops · 1 year ago
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matt stone FLUFF🙏🏾
LISTEN YALL GOT SO MUCH MATT/REMER STUFF................... fine. 🙄 I'm kidding I love y'all. Ok let's see what I conjure up this time. I'm sorry if it's kinda short.
Gender neutral again, brief mention of smoking at the end.
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Ok imma just go based off what I know of the dude but oh my god.
I feel like this guy's stressed 24/7. Like they both probably are but Matt's gotta deal with the higher ups and sometimes he just needs to let that anger out.
But listen. When you show up to his office. And you have a coffee in your hand just for him. And you give him a smile.
Suddenly he's not nearly as pissed as he was. He'll either have a second seat by his desk for you or say "fuck it" and pat his lap.
He loves when you sit on his lap for cuddles. Especially if you wrap your legs around his waist, hug under his arms and rest your head on his shoulder. And he can just work and hold you and nuzzle you and give you kisses.
And that way he can drink the coffee you made him too. He sighs into the cup and melts into the chair a little.
You are his number 1 stress reliever.
And the whole office knows it.
Trey has your ass on speed dial in case Matt starts getting snippy with everyone and constantly threatens to call you as a way of teasing his bestie.
Like he will literally call you, put you on speaker and go "Matt's being a turd again" while they're in the writers room and you can hear Matt in the back like "I am NOT!"
And he's clearly pouty and leans back and crosses his arms and throws another fit.
And when you show up and lean against the back of his chair and massage his shoulders he blushes just a little bit but calms down and Trey is just giggling to himself and probably kicking his feet under the table.
Everyone coos and Matt glared at Trey for a solid 20 seconds but then you kiss his forehead and he just leans back and sighs.
Also he can carry you, if you're comfortable with it.
Like bro has zero problem just picking you up in whatever way he wants to mess with you.
Over your shoulder? Check. Under his arm? Check. Bridal? Check. Anything and everything.
He loves seeing how much bigger his hand is than yours..... He'll kiss your knuckles every time he holds you.
His smile? When your around?? And you can see his gap tooth smile??? Absolutely adorable. If you look close enough maybe you can see the hearts in his eyes.
And it's not even a smirk but a genuine smile and he probably calls you "doll" no matter what.
He loves you.
He is not scared to show you off to anyone by the way. Paparazzi be damned. He skirts his arm around you all the time, just walking with you and guiding you to whatever destination he has in mind.
It's probably a diner or some bar but whatever your comfortable with and he keeps you close to his side, not even looking at people who give him that "yo I recognize you" look of shock.
He doesn't care.
This isn't about Matt. It's about you. Spending time with you. Being with you. Holding you. Petting you. It is time for YOU.
Let's see. Cuddles.
They probably happen on the couch.
Him laying flat on his back and you laying on him. He just loves the feeling of you on top of him. It makes him feel a little bit smaller than he actually is? But also like it's- it's like those satisfying anxiety blankets.
But he won't say it out loud.
Like I said earlier too, he loves holding you on his lap too.
If you nuzzle against his neck, he smiles like a dork and kisses your head and holds you a little bit tighter than before.
He'll massage your back for you, by the way. Starting at neck and going aaaaaallllllll the way down to your lower back. He has big hands and big muscles so it's not hard for him to work out those knots.
It's sweet.
Oh my god, if you take his glasses off and wear them? His heart goes bududududududdudududud but extra extra fast.
Because oh my god you look so cute and he kisses your nose and he smiles and shakes his head and holds his hand out, asking for them back.
If you say he's blind or laugh about his frames, he gets pouty. And if you call him out on it, he says he's just copying what you do when he teases you.
He's high key smitten with you tho I'm not even gonna lie. Like he's soft for you.
If anyone in the office says something even slightly disgruntled about you, he'd turn to them with his classic Matt Stone "you fucked up" expression.
You're name in his phone probably has some hearts or some shit in it. But he refuses to acknowledge it. Even to Trey.
If your hair is long enough, he does try to braid your hair tho. It's cute tho and they actually turn out really well.
If you paint your nails, he'll fix it up for you..... Even tho he's bad at it.
He'll share his cigarette with you if you ask nicely. He doesn't mind, honest, in fact he finds it adorable. He'll even hold the cigarette against your lips and lite it for you.
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golldenvallion · 1 year ago
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I'm working on some Jackson and Holt ✨angst✨
And her is the first draft
Holt had not come out for the past 2 weeks. Jackson did not notice at first but when he did he had seen it as a small blessing of not having to deal with switching between personalities for a while. However not that much later it was getting weird to not have Holt burst out every chase He got and the longer it took the more worried he got but he decided to let it rest. Maybe because he did not know what to do. Maybe because he was selfish and enjoyed the rest of not constantly switching alter egos and not even thinking about Holt. Maybe he had no idea what happend during Halloween and he didn't want to open that can of worms.
Jackson really got worried after someone tried to get Holt out by blasting hard core music aroung him and even though it made Jackson uncomfortable as usual. Instead of feeling like being ripped apart by someone else trying to escape the suffocation of non existence he now felt the burning feeling in his chest of someone who is terrified to come out. "Holt?" he probably said that more to himself because the moment he said it a shart feeling shout through his sternum like a fast arown and as soon as the feeling came it left. It also left jackson fighting for air for a good minute causing him to stumble over. If deuce had not caught him he would have fallen.
Jackson could stull the music being played and it must have been playing for a minute or so but the moment Deuce and the rest of the table had shot the guy an angry look causing him to turn off the music and sprint away but not befor giving one shocked and confused look at Jackson who was very much still himself and not his cool DJ alter ego Holt.
"You okay dude?" Deuce asked him after he helped Jackson sit back up again.
"oh, eh... Yea. No worries" jackson said while abjusting his glasses "that was.... That was just weird I guess" Jackson wanted to take another bite of his fangburger but when he heard hew quit everybody still was he looked up only to be met with the worried eyes of his friends.
"what?" He asked.
"Nothing" Frankie said but the concerned look she was exchanging with Operetta was telling him another story.
As of on cue Operetta decided to take over the conversation. "we where just kid of wondering-"
"where is Holt yo?!" Heath interrupted Operetta with earned him a push from her acompanied by an annoyed expression. Heath rubbed his arm "I'm sorry but is it not weird?" heath de ended himself and Jackson could not help but agree.
Normally it would be Holt taking over his body and probably jumping on the table to give one of his dramatic monologs about being free and no longer being stuck as a dork. But he was not here right now and anger that weird lingering feeling he jsut had in his chest had worn of it made way for anotjer feeling.
Her reconized it as worry.
"Hey guys?" Jackson Said in a voice that felt to sheepish to his liking but he got the attention of the rest of the table nonetheless "When was the last time anyone had seen Holt?"
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buninabottle · 26 days ago
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yo. Let me just say.
I LOVE May I.
I'm only on chapter 12. But I've been reading this non-stop. This ship has had me in a choke hold since I was 13 bro. I'm now 20 ( I'm back in the fucking building again) ((oh my god.)) (((oh no. Wait not again))). I remember the cold dark ages when I couldn't find anything on these two. I had to make some on my own (😔).
But I don't know how to put it. It's a fresh perspective on these two. Maybe it's because I'm so deprived. But it's so well written. Like these two are so dumb and tragic. Tragic in a way if you just keep thinking long and hard about them. In a "DAMN maybe they should be endgame." Kinda way, while dumb in a "my heart will explode for these two stop dancing around it and kiss 😭😭😭". In the most positive way.
But anyway. I wanted to gush and say. Your work is amazing. Truly. I'm gonna keep reading them all. And probably end up writing some of my own. I've been listening and pondering to some sad tunes. And going "this is so them" but eventually go back to your fics and cry all over. Again. Well whatever happens happens. I hope you genuinely continue writing with whatever you want. It genuinely inspired me to write again.
Best of everything.
Ahhh wow thank you so much!! And so SO sorry I took so long to reply! 😭😭😭
Your words are so sweet, and so appreciated, you don't even know. These two dorks have held me in a choke hold since I was 14 (29 as of tmrw!), and it always brightens my day whenever fellow Edelweiss fans reach out to me about my silly little stories~ :')
I'm so glad that you enjoy my work, and would absolutely LOVE to read anything you write, if you do (no pressure!) Feel free to reach out whenever! 💖💖💖
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petrichor-idyllic · 2 years ago
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Hey Petri, I want to request a Pope Hayward x fem! Kook reader where they are at a party and he has a crush on her and the pogues give him advice on how to flirt with her, and he kinda of embarrassed himself, and reader is having the time of her life watching it, and then he just gives up and goes back to his nerdy self and she loves it cause she's secretly a nerd and has a thing for him too ( hope you get it <3 )
Wooooo as much as I love TMR I do enjoy the odd request I get for other fandoms.
Also Pope is severely underrated.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS COUNT
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MASTERLIST | POPE MASTERLIST
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SUMMARY: See above. Does not follow the plot at all.
WARNINGS: Inappropriate language, Pope being an awkward dork, that's it.
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The Pogues going to a Kook party was pretty much unheard of. But, with Sarah Cameron in the group now- she occasionally missed the high-end life of Figure 8.
So, she'd finally convinced the Pogues to come to a small event on her side of the island. Well, it was originally meant to be a small event, but now half of Kildare has shown up.
"Ew, look at all these plastic cups," Kie says as the Pogues walk through the front garden to the party; fashionably late, as always. "Do people know it's actually possible to have a good time without single use plastics? God."
"What?" JJ sneers. "You're telling me you don't like a good ol' fashioned classic red party cup? It's a staple of American culture."
"It's bad for the environment."
"So?"
So? Are you-?"
"Guys!" John B cuts off their bickering. "Can we have one night, please?"
"One night what?" JJ pushes.
"One night without this shit- we're here to have a good time, okay?"
"Okay."
"You got it, JB," JJ gives him a playful salute, making Pope and John B exchange glances.
"Why did we think the was a good idea?" Pope grumbles.
"Because, it's good to expand your social circle." John B says.
"We're only here because you can't say no to your girlfriend."
"Hey! That's not true."
Pope blankly looks at him as they reach the door. "What? It's not! Besides, this is a good time for you to get some action."
"What?" Pope follows John B into the house (basically a mansion), as Kie and JJ still bickering behind them despite their alleged compliance.
"Yanno, pull? You've been thrusting over Kie for so long it's getting embarrassing."
"Hey! You weren't much better before Sarah came along."
"John B!" Sarah squeals over the loud music, rushing over and throwing her arms around him. "I'm so glad you guys actually came!" She also hugs Kie. "Come on! Let's get you guys a drink."
The Pogues awkwardly venture through the house, earning dirty looks from the Kooks that populate the area.
There are a couple of girls who keep giggling and looking at JJ and John B as they stand in the kitchen.
Pope hates it.
He hates how easy it is for them to get attention. People want them all the time- they're rebellious, attractive and they're players. Well, JJ is.
He isn't like them. He works hard, likes school and obsessed over his future. He desperately wants to live in the moment, but he just can't bring himself to.
He's just not that type of person.
"Yo," JJ nudges him, passing him a spliff as he sits on the counter top, which Pope waves away.
"I'm good- gotta study tomorrow. Keeping the-"
"Yeah, yeah, gotta keep the signal clear, we know." JJ huffs. "You gotta loosen up, man, how you gonna get a girlfriend if you're so uptight?"
"What's up with you guys, tonight? What's this shit about girls all of a sudden?"
"It's always about girls... or money," JJ shrugs. "Sex and riches- that's what life's all about."
"That's a depressing way to think."
"Well, I'm not wrong, am I?"
Pope sighs. He doesn't know why he agreed to this. It's not like he's a party person, he only does it for his friends. He doesn't like drugs, or drinking or hook up culture.
He's completely out of place here.
And that's when he saw you.
"Oh, shit," you chuckle as you bump shoulders with someone leaving the kitchen. You put your hand on his shoulder. "Sorry, man, that's my bad."
The boy grins at you before slipping away. Your friend stands behind you, pushing in front and grabbing you towards the counter and immediately filling the cups with several different types of alcohol.
"Come on," your friend drags out her words, "you gotta drink with me!" She tries to force a cup into your hand, which you swerve.
"If I get hammered, who's gonna look after your dumbass and convince your Dad you're sober?" She rolls her eyes, going back to making her potion.
Pope's been looking at you since you walked in. You're the most gorgeous girl he thinks he's ever seen. He can't help but stare.
Something that JJ and John B notice.
John B nudges Pope, making him look at him as he wiggles his eyebrows. Pope shoves him and JJ bursts into laughter.
"Dude, you're totally makin' eyes at the Kook chick," JJ cackles.
"Shut up, bro!" Pope whisper-yells because you're only a few feet away and he's hoping the music keeping him covered.
"Which girl?" Kie pipes up.
"That one," JJ points at you.
"Oh my God," Kie laughs, as she finally notices you, "(Y/N)?"
Your name sparks your attention, a grin spreading across your face. "Kie? Holy shit!"
The girl comes over to you and you throw your arms around her. "I was so sad to hear you moved schools- I tried calling you."
She breaks away from the hug. "Yeah, I know, sorry; I changed my number after everything happened at the Kook Academy."
"I don't blame you," you sigh. "I'm sorry about all that shit, Kie, I tried to stop it."
"I know- it's not your fault. And it all worked out," she points at Sarah, who is whispering something to John B as he has his hand on her waist. "We're cool now."
"Huh, I woulda lost a lot of money on that bet," you smile at her.
"You, uh, you spoken to Rafe recently?"
"Nah, fuck that- fell out with Topper and Kelce too when they started being dicks to you. Don't need that kinda shit in my life."
"(Y/N), come on!" Your friend pulls on your arm. "I wanna dance!"
"Sorry, gotta go, I'll catch you later though, yeah?"
"Yeah, see ya around."
You vanish out of the kitchen being dragged away by your companion into the living room.
"Y-you know her?" Pope asks Kie, standing up straight.
"Yeah, (Y/N) was, like, the only decent person at the Kook Academy."
"Why didn't you tell us you were buddies with a total smoke-show?"
"Shut up, JJ," Kie and Pope say in unison.
"I can introduce you? If you want?" Kie smirks and Pope hesitates.
"No, it's fine, she's out of my league, so..."
"Pope, come on," JJ jumps off the counter, throwing his arm over his shoulder. "This is your chance."
"I said no, it's fine."
"C'mon, JJ's right; just talk to her. Let me introduce you guys." Kie smiles, nudging him slightly as JJ shakes him.
Pope groans. "Okay, okay- fine."
Kie grabs his hand, yanking him out of the kitchen and into the living room. You're standing casually, leaning on the fire place, checking your phone as your friend dances with some guy.
"How do I talk to her?" Pope stops Kie, making JJ nearly walk straight into his back.
"Just be cool," JJ shrugs.
"What does that even mean?"
"Just, yanno, don't be like you. Talk about all the shit do- pot, stealing, parties and shit."
"But I don't do that."
"You do now- you ain't gonna pull anyone with your corpse facts."
"J," Kie pushes him before turning to Pope, "just talk to her how you talk to us. It's easy. Come on."
She pushes through a few people, reaching you.
"Hey."
You look up, smiling at her. "Hey, Kie."
"This is Pope," she vaguely gestures towards him, "he's a friend from the Cut."
"Oh, this one of those Pogue boys you're always hanging out with?"
"Yeah, he's cool though. Ain't ya, Pope?"
"Uh, y-yeah, I'm uh," he clears his throat, "cool."
You raise your eyebrow slightly, giving a slow nod. "Cool."
There's a short thirty seconds of silence, and you unsure what you're supposed to do.
"I'm gonna go find Sarah," Kie smiles at Pope but he is visibly stressed. She disappears into the crowd, leaving the pair of you. Pope awkwardly rocks on his heels.
"So," you decide to take the lead, "what's life like on the Cut? Gotta be more fun than being trapped in the ivy tower."
"Yeah, it's great fun. We go out and get high and steal uh... stuff. Yanno, just for fun."
"... yeah, sounds like great fun."
Okay, this is weird.
Pope is cute. He doesn't look like the typical douchbag you're used to and it's kind of obvious he doesn't know what he talking about.
"I think I recognise you," you say, sparking his attention.
"You do?"
"Yeah, you help out at Midsummers, right? With your Dad? Heyward, right?" Pope's face drops, there goes his cool facade.
"Uh, yeah, I give my old man a hand from time to time- but I'm normally busy, yanno?"
"What? Doing drugs and committing crimes?" He blinks at you. "Your old man's a legend; it's nice to see actually hard-working people come out of this island instead of just junkie slackers and rich elitists. You should look up to him."
"...You think my Dad's cool?"
"Yeah, he seems like a good guy. Though, I figured causing problems and pissing people off was more Maybank style."
He smiles at you. "Yeah, JJ's not a great influence." You chuckle, a sound that makes his heart skip a beat. "Sorry," he sighs. "I don't know what I'm doing."
"Do you wanna try again?"
"What?"
You hold your arm out for him to shake. "Hi, I'm (Y/N). What's your name?"
He grins, shaking your hand. "Pope. It's nice to meet you."
"Pope, huh? I like that name. So, Pope, what do you like to do?"
"Well, I uh..." He hesitates. Lying clearly isn't working. "I'm working towards a scholarship at school."
"Oh, yeah? What in?"
"Foresics."
"Oh, that's cool, you reckon you're gonna get it?"
"I mean, I hope so. It'd be an amazing opportunity."
"I'm sure you will."
You and Pope continue talking, and he seems to loosen up a bit. He tells you all about his studies and working for his Dad, and you tell him about your school life and what it's like living on Figure 8.
It's actually kind of nice.
Until JJ and John B get into a fight with a couple of Kooks, which requires the whole group of Pogues to flee.
"Pope!" JJ grabs his friend. "We gotta go."
"Wha- J-?"
"Gotta go, gotta go now!"
"I'm gonna fucking kill you!" Someone shouts in the depths of the house.
"Shit, what'd you do?"
"Just- come on!" He practically yanks Pope away, forcing him to leave.
You sigh, noticing a pen and a pad left on the fireplace.
"Okay, I think we lost them."
"Dude," Pope shoves JJ once they're outside. "I was getting somewhere! She actually likes me!"
"My advice worked then, eh? Told ya it would."
"No; your advice was shit- she wanted to talk about my scholarship."
The Pogues hesitate.
"Are you serious?" John B asks.
"Pope!" You skip down the steps into the front garden, jogging up to him.
"Hey," he says, stunned that you actually came after him.
"Here," you hand him a piece of paper, "my number- if you wanna talk some time?"
He looks at the paper, then you, then the paper.
"Dude," JJ says, snapping him back to reality.
"Uh, yeah, yeah, that's great," he takes the paper putting in his pocket.
"You guys better split- Topper's just called Rafe and he's pissed."
"Shit," John B mumbles, "Yeah, we gotta go."
"Oh, wait," you stand up straight, stepping towards Pope and kissing him on the cheek, leaving him stunned. "For good luck- with your scholarship."
His scoffs, words unable to form as Topper and Kelce burst through the door.
"Shit!" John B shouts.
"Go! Go!" JJ's hands hit the floor as he scrambles away with Pope struggling to get his feet under him.
You can't help but chuckle under your breath as Kie, Pope, John B and JJ make a mad dash for it as Topper and Kelce book it after them.
"Pogues, eh?" You turn to see Sarah standing on the doorstep. "There's something about them, don't ya think?"
You smile, looking back into the darkness, hearing faint hollars and insults being thrown by the group.
Woo an OBX fic. Not my usual work but definitely still fun to write.
"Yeah, there is."
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I hope you enjoyed :))
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