#sorry i’m drunk
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I won’t forgive anything for as long as I live. The shitty world who took so much from me.
More than me. People who should be alive
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Favorite Batman character and why
(Full disclosure am drunk while writing this)
What a great question! I would say it’s a tie between Dick Grayson and Jason Todd for a variety of reasons. For me, they’re both comfort characters that I relate to in different ways. Dick has that oldest sibling syndrome and would rather burn the world for someone else than admit that he needs a shoulder to lean on. Jason was a bright eyed child who went through some shit, and is learning to cope with what happened to him.
But aside from personally relating to them, I just REALLY love their characters. And the quirky little things that they’ve done over the years with their characters. I love the idea that Hayley’s Circus was a breeding ground for Talons - and Dick would have ended up a talon if his parents weren’t murdered and he was adopted by Bruce.
I also adore All Blades Jason. I wish that they’d bring him back. Like fuck it was so good, he deserves to be a magic boy.
That’s all may edit when I’m sober again.
#batman#jason todd#red hood#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#nightwing#red robin#batman wayne family adventures#all blades#all blades Jason Todd#sorry i’m drunk#talon dick grayson#I love the idea that Hayley’s was a talon breeding ground#like shit that’s so good#and dick going undercover?#god damn#Jason Todd as a magic boy fills me with joy#give him a magical girl transformation#not just imma bleed and summon some swords#still pretty great tho
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Most improved rugby player !!!!! What if I cried
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the look i give my screen when im in the middle of reading the most jaw dropping, sweat dripping off my head, fantastic smut ever and i get a call


#leles thoughts 𐙚𝜗𝜚#sorry i’m drunk#christopher sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo#sturniolo triplets#chris sturniolo smut#matt sturniolo smut#nick sturniolo smut#sturniolo smut#chris sturniolo#matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo
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Hey I love you all and this platform
#sorry I’m drunk#alcohol#alcohol tw#<- but how drunk can I be if I added a trigger warning#I’m just really grateful for this platform that gives me so much comfort and allows me to broaden my horizons beyond this small minded place#I live in
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distance is so fake why cant i go see the most beautiful woman in the world again 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔😭😭 (she works at lush in westgate in oxford and i’ve been in love with her since march when i laid eyes on her with an emerging cold and she sold me on £20 of lush product bc i was overwhelmed with her whole deal then when i went back she wasn’t working!!! and then i left and went back to the states via two other european countries but i’ve been thinking about her since then my goodness)
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just watched the Truman show… um. That was a thriller/horror. absolutely horrifying film.
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I feel like most everyone discussing their fursona in regards to the owner eventually leans into sexual topics in regards to their… “relationship”? with them?? Like either as them or with them, ya know? Which there’s nothing wrong with!!
With Arneis, the most I’ve ever viewed her as is the popular girl in your high school biology class who got paired with you for a group project and spent most of the time taking semi-playful, semi-insulting jabs at you and how much she doesn’t want to be working with you, but ultimately forms a tenuous, strained bond with you and knows she can rely on you to do her work for her.
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jake gyllenhaal could turn me into a bottom i’m not sorry
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I feel bad because I know my bf is REALLY mad when he swears in québécois but I’m over here like
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unrelated but the nostalgia of seeing ten years ago tumblr layout preserved in screenshots from a 2014 post still circulating today….. wow

Ireland text posts
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Call me basic if you will but I get it I get the appeal of Timothee chalamet
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Russell I need to make out with u sloppy style for preventing max p1
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Helena wants what helly has. The love. But she doesn’t realize how potent love is. She probably doesn’t even think about the love between Irving and Helly, proven by the way she didn’t even take note of how Helly almost always calls him “Irv” not “Irving”.
She gets her version of love from mark; she turns him away from his oldest living friend. She fucks him too! She gets what she wanted, but love is more than she bargained for.
Irv loves Helly enough to know from the get go that something was wrong. Irv has always loved so much. His love was before so deeply focused on worshiping Kier and the Eagans. This love is eventually turned toward his fellow innies, but he remembers what he learned. It comes to him in a dream. A revelation one might call it.
There’s a reason they tried so fucking hard to stop him from ever sleeping, and thus dreaming.
Irv loves Helly so much he’ll kill for her. He loves Helly so much he’ll die for her. Helena knew Irving doubted her, but she didn’t know that. Because Helena may be a person, but she doesn’t know people. She could watch those tapes for hours and never understand what it’s like to be an innie, that Helly was 25% of Irving’s entire world for a time. Of course he knew it wasn’t her. Of course he would do anything to get her back.
#FUCK ME FOREVER AND EVER#severance spoilers#severance#helly r#irving bailiff#forgive my conversation Maria#helena Eagan#at what cost#I’m significantly less drunk now sorry
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Sorry i grew up poor so you gimmie a stack of cash ima pose with it like I’m in photo shoot for my upcoming mixtape
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do y’all remember this. i thought he was drunk and it was not serious. turns out he actually bought a ticket? and we’re going to the cologne gig together? how am i supposed to explain all the lore to him lmao i can’t do thissss. will be an absolute fever dream. i can’t wait.
just convinced my friend to see kä w me? what world do we live in
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