#sorry for the late ass response

[sprunkimortality]

*Kisses Jevin and runs off* SORRY NOT SORRY!

Jevin: “…what a surprise…you’ve left me paralyzed.”

[lovelykhaleesiii]

Hi, do you like Aemond?

absolutley but he definitely pissed me off this season. they’ve lost direction of how they want to portray certain characters, in my opinion.

[twinliches]

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the "question only a human can answer" which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

[journeys-offical]

It's not to eat wait-

I'll get two, one for the wall, one for you

ow fuck I ran into a wall and now my nose is bleeding

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

i have voted!

may i request for a "i voted" stamp or sticker that's carlos specific?

Now. I need you to first know, graphic design is NOT my passion... HOWEVER

I, to the best of my ability, have made one! I uh. I hope this satisfies DGFSGH

(bonus doodle under the cut)

+ here's a really shit 1am doodle of carlos as an apology kbhjfb (tagging @sexiestpodcastcharacter because propaganda-ish? moreso something for the carlos side), hope you dont mind fjshgbs)

[arachne4]

wesker's opinion on the new crazy info that the worlds "best neurologist" faked like 200 of his 800 papers?

sorry It took me so long to get to this, I don't know why

I had to look this up because I am not in the science fandom and holy shit?? This is fuckin crazy??? Chat he's kinda cooked

Think he'd probably mock him a lot, might be a little impressed with faking 200 papers because I AM. But it's Wesker so he's not impressed with anything unless it's like uroboros or Chris oiled up.

Going like specifically of canon and not being stupid he'd laugh at him and then forget about it, maybe hope uroboros would infect him. Probably call him a disgrace to science or something along those lines.

[melvika]

"that would be so adorable 😩 sevika doing a nightly routine with mel and gradually beginning to enjoy doing skincare cause of her + noticing her skin looks healthier than ever before 🤧" - one morning, she just wakes up and notices that her dark circles aren't as stark as they usually are. Or that her skin looks like she's actually had proper sleep lately.

Oh, and Sevika having a bit of an existential crisis as a result and starting to realize the toll that life in Zaun (and the bad habits she created as a result) really took on her. Realizing that she has to take better care of herself if she wants to continue to take care of others.

awww please 😭😢😢 sevika’s overall health would significantly improve (sad thinking about it also being due to her living on the topside later but i digress).. ugh i need her and mel to genuinely be happy (even better if it’s them together) 🤧♥️ manifesting this for her fr she needs- no she deserves this kind of love and affection so much 🥺

[heavy-is-tired]

“…Sandvich?”

-@tf2-team-red-medic

Is doktor hungry?

[starsillys]

i cant stop straing at ur art brah its crazy /pos

so unbelievably sorry for how late this reply is but HIII HIII GLITTER THANK YOU!!!!! WUAH

silly eye warning under cut!!! Possible scopophobia warning

I read this and the first thing that came to mind was “woah aaa!!!!! I gonna stare at you too!! Look!!! Staring contest right now! “

Horribly misread it for a moment and jjsut thought it said “icant stop staring at u” so you get this little bonus !!! Bonus surprise!

[ask-princessandromeda]

I just want to tell you a few things. I may seem disconnected, stupid, overly irresponsible, a toxic optimist, insensitive, and many other unflattering adjectives... But really, I'm just resigned and I want to see the best. I know the future, I saw and knew it as soon as the conscious age began and realized that I would not be able to prevent it, that everything had already been decided, and that for the daughters of Zeus and Themis, my attempts to change it were like flies annoying them. I know that I will not live to see seven, [ironically, this is my father's sacred number], days before my eighteenth birthday, and that my mortal father will be crushed by my death. I know how deep the poisoned imperial gold will go, I know how painful it will be, how my eyes will widen, how I will fall backwards, I know that my dying sigh will come out with a gurgle and end too quickly that I won't even have time to smell the smoldering flowers in the air. But I also know that he will get better, he will undergo therapy, finally feel his dream and become a glass artist that he will meet a beautiful woman and find his true love in her, that I will have younger brothers and sisters who will be normal mortals who will live a normal life and that my father will die happy. I know that my father will not stop loving me until his last breath. I know a lot of shit and I know and love my brothers and sisters in the camp who will never know and love me. I know I'm going to mourn Lee and then Michael. I know that no one will even know my name. For them, I will remain faceless in every sense, the adviser and prophet of Kronos. But I also know that after my death and some other circumstances, my father, Apollo, will go through a terrible ordeal that will change him, make him a better person and allow him to become a better father to his next daughter, who will also be able to see the future. [Georgia, I'm sorry that I won't be able to be your mentor and sister]. I know that Will, Kayla, Austin and the other Apollo children will live long happy lives and die in old age. I know how this war will end, I know who will be the hero whose soul the cursed blade will reap. I know pain, suffering, death and sorrow, well, I also know the future, happiness and the light of new centuries for demigods in which everything will be better than now. I know that after death my soul will sink into a half-sleep, but I will have a weak consciousness, enough to feel sadness, and I will be chained in a sarcophagus of Stygian iron, which will be thrown deep into the Cocytus River. but in the endless stream of tears, I will be warmed and comforted by the knowledge that all this was not useless, that the future was wonderful and that my friends and family will be happy in the end... We are heroes who made not very good decisions, acted extremely and caused harm, but heroes and in the end ourdream came true and we have found peace in one form or another. Stand up proudly, brave warriors of Kronos, and may your names be on the lips of the next generations forever and ever!

Kore Pythia Hayashi, daughter of Apollo, prophet and adviser of Kronos, a shadow shackled in Stygian iron, but nevertheless found peace.

P.S. - Ethan nakamura, I was especially glad to know you.

Ethan: Oh, Kore… Knowing the future is truly a curse rather than a blessing. We’ll always remain thankful for everything you could give us, and not for a second did we consider you vain. I, too, was blessed to meet you.

Alabaster: I will make sure that your name will be forever remembered. Don’t worry. Heroes never die, you know?

Luke: The fates… they truly have a wicked sense of humour, don’t they? So cruel, so unfair. They use us as pawns in their merciless game. We will always remember you, Kore.

Luke: We’ll… remember. I promise.

[growing-gems]

Please, dominant and sadistic Peridot x reader

This version of the green gem was certainly kinky as some might call. Loving nothing more than seeing her partner in pain. Pinning them down, restraining them, before poking and prodding with tools all over their body. Or much more intimately biting them. For such a small gem, she had power.

// sorry its not too long or great we dont know where to go with this. and also sorry for delay

[self-shipper-snowdrop]

would you be willing to drop your key to vector sigma rant? i'm curious about your thoughts. personally i get both the in universe and out of universe reasons why op gave the key to jack but ngl it always kinda annoyed me. i do actually like him but at the same time i think he's the least interesting character they could've picked for that job

OHOHOHOHO PREPARE FOR THE RANT OF THE CENTURY BABEY I HAVE SO MANY OPINIONS;;;; I apologize in advance for the length of this complete disaster hjbvfbhjfdvbhjvfdbhjvdfjbhvdfbhjvdfbjhfvbjhdvf

I will also admit in advance I'm very Miko-biased, I absolutely ADORE Miko, she's my bestie in my soul and I've always loved her. So this will be super Miko-biased and not very organized. It's more word vomit I'm sorry bhjvfhbvfbhjdvfbj

Miko deserved the key because, full fucking stop, she had the most character development of any of the humans in S1. Full stop. Jack did NOT have as much development as Miko did in comparison to the amount of screentime, and also he HESITATES. CONSTANTLY.

In the first episodes that we see of the kids, Miko's all in, to her own detriment. She doesn't take seriously the amount of danger she's in because she's so excited to be part of something fun for once. She said that she's spent her entire childhood being "the perfect kid". Perfect grades, piano lessons, extracurriculars, etc. Girl was neck deep in her parent's expectations- she tells this to Jack when she talks about why she came to Jasper in the first episodes [and jokes that the brochure lied]. When she's persuading him to come back, by the by, when SHE never left even in the face of danger.

Miko does consistently go into danger, yeah, but she also develops from that AND show's she's willing to be brave and take risks. She's the reason they get the picture of the equations on the Nemesis when they get on it in the start of the series, and she NEVER backs down from it. She's the only one of the humans willing to face it, head-on, and try and figure out their problems. She's also the one that is the most willing to come and help- even asking what she can do in early episodes not just so she can be there and see cool things, but so she can actually contribute to them.

Jack, in those same early episodes, is turning away from everything. He tries to avoid the bots when they summon him to meet Optimus, he tries to leave once things get dicey in the first episodes, and he tries to stay out of most things. He handles things when he's forced into it most of the time, on top of Dumbass Teenage Boy Syndrome that makes me wanna slam my head into a wall repeatedly. His interactions with Sierra are indeed proper Teen Boy Behaviour and props to them for the writing but also I scream lmfao like BRO

But seriously. Jack isn't the one to usually dive in and help. Him getting the key was just because he's The Main Human Boy and it was the 2010s so. yeah. But he didn't change nearly as much as Miko did, he only started helping the bots because they became important to him- Miko was always willing to help no matter what, even before she had a deeper relationship with anyone. FFS, she was willing to fight off Soundwave's tentacle WITH AN AXE, and when that went sideways? JACK BLAMED HER FOR "GIVING IT AN AXE" WHEN SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE FIGHTING OFF SOUNDWAVE SO RAF COULD DO HIS THING. She also was COMPLETELY ready to fight off literal armed soldiers ON A MOVING TRAIN and even verbally warn them to back off.

Miko's also smart as fuck. We see that academically, she knows what's up in Deus Ex Machina, because the second she actually had to try she managed to talk to a security guard about her report on Greek history for LITERAL HOURS, and says she could repeat stuff that "she didn't know she knew". Miko also thinks on the fly on how to solve issues. When they saw the security camera in that episode? She right away took an upside-down pic to make it look like nothing was happening while they got the orb. Miko ALSO was willing to take point even when it meant security got her or that she was at risk of the Decepticons kidnapping her. She put HERSELF in the way of them getting to her friends instead. She also understands people, especially Bulkhead- like in Operation: Breakdown.

In that episode, not even OPTIMUS HIMSELF could convince Bulkhead to help them rescue Breakdown. Optimus even tried to spin it as "well, you know, he has a chance to change and also MECH sucks" which. You know. Doesn't work. She, instead, plays into what she KNOWS will convince Bulkhead- "no rescue, no rematch". And what happens? BULKHEAD SAVES BREAKDOWN. Without Miko, Breakdown would have literally died because Bulk wouldn't have gone to get him. SHE'S the reason MECH didn't get to do their full dissection and potentially go through their bastard plans even sooner than they could have!!! All because she knew Bulkhead wasn't buying the "he can change" route- instead, taking note of them being rivals, and urging him using what she KNEW would work. Miko's the entire reason he went at all.

You can also see that Jack is WAY too cautious compared to the others in Shadowzone. When Raf drops his glasses and says he can't see without them, Jack [like a dumbass] says they have to leave them because it's dangerous when, you know.... Raf needs to be able to see. Hard to see where you're going when you're functionally blind. But while he still insists [also not noting how Raf won't leave without them considering he's like, 12] what does Miko do? She dives out there, gets the glasses, and heads back like a BADASS and then they keep running away from Skyquake's reanimated corpse. She doesn't hesitate, she sees the problem and solves it so they can keep moving- instead of wasting time trying to convince Raf to run blind like Jack does.

He's also a dick to her at the end of the episode, as instead of... you know... being nice to her after they all survived A ZOMBIE ATTACK, he rubs in how she admits what she did was really reckless. When Miko is showing she's clearly willing to learn from her mistakes, he rubs it in like a jackass. Again- teen boy behaviour. But it DOES show immaturity, compared to Miko actually being really mature in that moment and showing she's willing to admit she shouldn't have done that. The bots also know how important it was to her to get pictures and apologize for it- so. You know. He could very easily not be a dick.

Jack also doesn't show he's any better than her with rushing into things [like charging into places] in Rock Bottom [which I just recently re-watched] where Miko runs into the mines and Jack acts like she's ~so stupid for it~ but what does he do?

HE FUCKIN LOOKS AT ARCEE LIKE 'uwu pwease can I go in also I'll be good owo' RIGHT AFTER INSULTING MIKO FOR WANTING TO CHECK IT OUT. So, hypocrisy.

Jack's only moment of having a "key moment" was when he refused to kill Megatron because "Optimus wouldn't, not like this" and he leaves. That's it. Meanwhile, Miko is willing to try and DIG OUT A WALL WITH HER BARE HANDS TO FREE BULKHEAD WHEN THEY'RE STUCK IN THERE. She's not willing to leave him, has to be convinced to bang a rock on his foot to make noise [because she doesn't want to hurt him]. Even when Starscream walks in and tries to fuckin grab her, Miko STILL REFUSES TO LEAVE BULKHEAD. She isn't willing to leave him behind, period, or ANYONE behind at all. She only barely agrees to leave with Jack with a LOT on persuading from Bulk, and she's crying when they do because she cares so much about him. The bond she's built with Bulkhead really shines in that episode, and it shows just how loyal she is to her loved ones. She would straight up rather be buried in rock with him rather than even consider abandoning him there.

So Miko is willing to admit when she fucks up, isn't a dick to others about it, knows how to read people and what they need to keep going, won't abandon her teammates, and is unflinchingly brave. She is a fighter through and through, more so than the other humans are. She doesn't have as much screentime as Jack, yet she STILL shows all these traits and shows character growth. Jack, meanwhile... well, he's still pretty boring. He doesn't change much. When he gets the key, it doesn't feel earned at all. It just feels like it was obligatory because he's The Main Human Boy™ and that's what Main Human Boys™ get.

But imagine if Miko got the key. It would be an acknowledgement of how she's helped and how she's always willing to as well. She never needs to be persuaded, she's never afraid to face danger- everything. It also would have been an epic chance for Jack's character as well, considering- again- he's got a few moments where he's kinda a dick to Miko.

If Miko got the key, it could seriously drill in the heavy feeling of responsibility. It would have been a GREAT addition to her arc, really able to emphasize that she has a ton of good traits and how with some refinement, she'd make an amazing leader. It also would have really defied expectations at the time and given Miko the spotlight she really deserved. There's a reason people like her! So Miko would have this great responsibility, Optimus would be openly acknowledging that she's great as she is [and doesn't have to be perfect, emphasizing how she is better off as herself rather than the perfection expected of her back at home] and it could further lead into Miko maturing even more.

Meanwhile, Jack NOT getting the key and instead knowing SHE got it could be a serious kick in the ass. He'd have to grapple with his feelings about that, confront how he responded to her and the times he'd belittled her attempts to help [ex; fighting off Soundwave with the axe] and such. He'd have to see and acknowledge her good traits [especially her incredible bravery] and how critical that's been to them. He'd have to acknowledge that she DOES help, and everyone would have to take her more seriously. Jack would have to step the fuck up and proactively choose to do more, meanwhile Miko- getting that responsibility- could learn to reel in her reckless tendencies and instead refine her bravery and leadership skills. It'd be better for them both as characters, and it also means Miko gets to go into space LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES.

Basically, Miko had so much going for her even with less screentime than Jack, meanwhile Jack didn't develop much at all and pretty much had to be yeeted into most situations- meanwhile Miko was proactive. Is she reckless at times? Yes, for sure, but this would have been the PERFECT way to help her curb that. Optimus telling her about this key, how important it is, and how she needs to guard it could really show how well Miko does under pressure... as she consistently has! It'd also feel pretty natural for Optimus to acknowledge her efforts and reward it, but Jack? It didn't feel like he earned it at all. Miko it would have felt earned and opened the doors to even MORE development for her, rather than Jack being more of the damn same.

Also. Again. Homegirl fucking rules. Even just from a simple standpoint, she's a far more interesting character and would have been more engaging for her to get the key [a less predictable outcome] instead of Jack [a very predictable outcome]. Especially when she has more consistently shown a willingness to face danger head-on, willingly, rather than handle it only when tossed into it like a sack of bleached potatoes. Miko would just have been SUCH a good choice, both for her personally and for everyone around her.

We also KNOW Miko can kick ass when she gets that armour later in the series, so on top of all the other epic stuff about homegirl, she is 1000% able to fuckin DESTROY the enemies if given the right tools. She has battle prowess.

Jack's just;;;; legit too cautious. He doesn't have the willingness to get in the weeds like Miko does, it's SO bullshit that he got the key. And Megatron's "I never forget a face" line is SUPER WASTED on him. Especially because, again, Miko gets that armour later. That line would have been SO much better with Miko, especially if she actually got to battle him in that armour later- because then he'd have a reason not to forget the human who's actually willing to stand against him. Because we ALL know she would.

[firkant-fugl]

If I had a nickel for every time one of my parents accidentally (yet completely preventably) broke a mug of high emotional and sentimental value to me, I'd have two.

Which isn't a lot, but it hurts that it happened twice.

[devilsskettle]

i feel like i’ve been WAITING for the other shoe to drop wrt people’s opinions about watcher for this very reason. not that i think the reaction is completely not understandable but the greater the parasocial relationship, the greater the fallout as soon as public opinion shifts. you don’t have a relationship with these people they’re just content creators, chill

[sweetmage]

Honestly blogging about the emotional support hyperfixation is a Great way to engage with fandom and give yourself something constructive to do at the same time!! And I totally get it. I don't know ANYONE who's into the fandom part of CBP77 😭 hmm with that said here's a question: if you could change anyone's hairstyle in the game, what would it be? (mine would be misty. i'd make her hair bigger. people are ridiculous about hating her hair - i love it!)

Hiiiii!!! 🥰Absolutely!! Even screaming into the void feels good, I encourage this for everyone!

Also I feel your pain and struggle, anon 🫂💖 Feel free to ramble to me any time about your OCs, fave characters, thoughts, or anything else 😊 Community is the best part of fandom!

Also how does it feel to be so cool and correct?? Misty's hair is AWESOME! I will never accept poofy bob slander in this household! I would absolutely support her with even bigger hair 😌

As for whose hair I would change... hmm...

Well, 3d model wise there's actually a transparency issue on Viktor's hair that I frequently have to edit out so I would love it to be fixed 😆

But style wise? Definitely Kerry! I know it's gotta be way out of style by 2077 but I LOVED his fluffy mullet look, it was so sick. Forever waiting for a mod that adds that (or something similar) back while also keeping his current grey hair.

Hope you are well and take care! 😊

[sakusa-kiyoomi-rp]

Sakusa, I saw that hipermobility can be difficult to handle sometimes and that's why ppl w it usually sleep w their stomachs up, is that true? And plus, if somehow you idk dislocated your shoulder, would that hurt? I hope not bcs it would be sad ☹️ I don't want you getting hurt

First off, it is spelled hypermobility, but its alright that you didn't know that. And yes, sleeping on my back us easier on my joints. It leads to less pain and displacement, and is just overall more comfortable for me personally.

Dislocations do hurt quite a lot, but you get used to it over time, and learn how to deal with the pain and replace the joint. i have quite mild hypermobility myself so i dont deal with dislocations very much, but i have heard that it becomes more bearable over time as one becomes used to the pain.

Thank you for caring about my wellbeing. I do my best to keep my body healthy for volleyball and such.