#sorry for my bad language and english

[goldengrecha]

I love alt!Calliope and Ult!Dirk conflict, because they're similar in ways but so different in another.

Like, Dirk is always was about action. In homestuck alpha kids enters medium because of him, and even his relationships with Jake impact others (and basically starts trickster arc, lmao), and exactly him tolds about that alpha kids basically needs only waiting and they never was supposed to have some kind of action. (Funny thing: Calliope after her death is basically the same)

and he also can't stand his other versions and himself. (Funny thing that it's basically about ALL Dirk's. Dirk can't stand AR, then Ult!Dirk is very aggressive towards Dirk, and more and more and more).

His meat epilogue filled with actions, with some story. With some kind of actions, his epilogue has a storyline. He knows that reader is there, and reader is waiting something to happen, and he makes it happen. But no one osked what "something" reader is needed, right?

With another side, Alt!Calliope have a "meat" character too. She is cold, strong, confident and he took superiority over her brother. Despite that, when she meets her "weaker" version, and when she ask Alt!Calliope what she needs to do, she answer: "live." (Also, funny thing: when Ult!Dirk meets his "weaker" version he just freaks out and became even more control freak and he is even smile ONLY when Dirk "thinks" like he do.)

And in candy epilogue characters just.. Live. Of course almost every one have depression and etc (half joke ok. Does Earth C have a psychologists at all?), but they're live. No fight with Lord English, no questions and answers, they're just live, even if well.. Bad. But, as rose say, with this whole situation, "they have what to do."

And it's difference between them: when Dirk growed up in survival mode, he now can't just live. He doesn't know how to. He always needs something, and he make it. In meat epilogue everyone in action, or everyone who he choose to be. Trikster mode (that basically make you forget all your troubles and just have fun) doesn't affect him at all: he just can't. Because he is to busy with being himself.

And alt!Calliope growed up in survivale mode too, but she don't want this to others anymore. And in candy epilogue, characters, again, live, even if not so happy.

And with another other side, they're both have favoritism and neglect in their epilogues:

I know that candy epilogue writed with usual black text, but when you're imagining that it's writed by alien with red color text it makes some sense. Like, how Jane suddenly got Jake, and Jake even didn't care about Dirk that much (I know he could be just tired of him but... You know he can but alt!Calliope could increase that feeling like Ult!Dirk made Jake's affection towards him obsession with him.), how Roxy live happily even after her failures? And how Dave basically agreed to suicide to became ultimate self and davebot and guess who have a weakness toward Dave and our alien friend with red color text knows it? And how in meat epilogue davekat became canon because Dirk "helps" them too? How Dave basically became a Main Hero of that story? And Jake, who neglected by him.. I don't know at that one. It's could be a nice gesture, like "live how you want", because he isn't included in team that will go after Ult!Dirk to stop him, or it could be a truly neglect gesture. Sorry.

And also that's funny that Ult!Dirk in some moments talks to reader and in some way he "feed" reader (reader is reading thing - he awaits that something will happen.) With that he thinks we want or with that he wants. And alt! calliope is like just don't care about reader she just don't care

In the end I'm just laugh about how they're have similar base, but they're so different in the end, it's just funny. Is Paradox Space have a psychologist? Anyone? Huh. Not so good for them, I guess.

[pouletpourri]

"You just have to look closely."

[estragonsgayass]

[tanpopomugishu]

So, yeah, I kinda made something.

I totally have @mrghostrat 's wonderful streamers au living in my head rent free for quite a while now... (@mrghostrat If you happen to see this post. Hi!!! I'm a big fan!) EDIT : Added the last page 😁

This is not based on any chapter of ATWS, and I have no idea where this sits on the timeline of the story 😂.

I just thought it would be cute to see Crowley sulking because of a bad streaming day or something and crash Aziraphale's stream for a cuddle.

Hope you enjoy this!

[teddybeartoji]

a heavy sigh falls from your lips.

"i'm jus' having a day."

satoru huffs. "you're telling me... that you're having a day... aaaaaaall by yourself, handsome?"

you don't need to look at him to know that he's wiggling his eyebrows. dummy. faintly shaking your head, you try to brush his stupid comment off but your lips have a mind of their own, so used to a smile that they're already twitching upward. and satoru being satoru, he takes it as a very good sign to continue. "i can't believe the love of my life is having a day – without me. betrayal, i tell you, absolute betrayal."

he throws himself onto the couch right next to you, thighs touching. no inches between you.

"stop..." you whine. "let me have my day..."

"no way, baby. we're having a day." tucking a strand of hair behind your ear and he whispers — "together."

when you turn to face him, your noses touch. he never did know what personal space is but it's not like you mind (you love it). he looks into your weary eyes, hiding his frown. he nudges his nose against yours and presses a quick kiss to it.

"so is it a 'quiet' day or a 'sleep' day or a 'bath' day or a 'film' day or a 'park' day or....?" his voice is so soft and sugary and warm and caring and you immediately get lost in your thoughts. he's so sweet. you're so grateful for him. if you told him to be quiet for the rest of his life, he'd do it. it'd be very fucking hard but for you – he'd do it without a second thought. and now he's here, asking you what kind of a day you're having. he would've probably wanted to play video games or make-out or go bully suguru but he won't even bring it up because he can see that it's not the right time for that. and you're so grateful. what did you do to deserve a boyfriend like this? a boyfriend who's so ready to put your needs above his, always and forever.

he observes you in your little mind palace, your eyes are little zoned out and it just might be the cutest thing. he places his hand on your thigh, gently pulling you back to him. he doesn't say anything, only giving you a reassuring smile. you love him.

"a 'quiet' day, i think." your head falls against his shoulder with a soft thump.

"okay."

pressing his soft lips to your forehead, he draws hearts on your back.

a quiet 'sorry' tries to hide inside the crook of his neck, burrowing itself into his hoodie. he catches it, though. like always.

"sorry for what?"

"this."

a rumble in his chest, you feel it so clearly.

"you're sorry for having a day?"

an incoherent mumble is his answer.

craning his neck, he tries to look down on you. a finger finds your nose and boops! it, making you sink deeper into him.

"my baby."

it's like honey – the sweetest coo in the whole wide world. he pours it all over you, covering you in his love, sticking you to him. you don't mind (you love it).

"never ever ever ever apologize for that stupid shit again, though."

...

and there it is — a snicker. not a full laugh but it's enough.

"like - damn, you really are dense sometimes, baby." he whistles, earning him a punch to his chest. and a smile. he's getting there.

"what the fuck is wrong with you, satoru?" sitting up straight, you force your lips into a thin line (it's so hard to not smile around him). "i'm over here begging for mercy for being, oh, i don't know, vulnerable, and you tell me that i'm dense?"

hastily you stand from the couch, leaving satoru staring up at you with a big grin. "what a good boyfriend." you scoff. but your words mean absolute jack shit to him, it's like water off a goose. he's never been more in love. he sees another twitch of your lips and he knows he has you.

turning away, you're ready to make a bit of a scene, ready to stomp your feet, ready to forget everything about your day but you can't. an ungodly strength has you glued to your spot because satoru has other plans. his fingers wrap around your wrist, easily pulling you straight down onto his lap. he mumbles a quick 'the best boyfriend' before attacking you with a quick press of his lips to yours and a smirk and you know you're fucked. this wasn't your plan. this is bad. this is extremely bad. you know what he's gonna do and you can't do anything about it. no, no, no. you were supposed to stomp away and wait for him to come hug you from the back, being all cuddly and cute — this was not the plan.

it's his ultimate power move. tickles.

you hate him.

(you love him so much that you fear your heart will literally explode every time you're around him).

and then his fingers are running all over your sides, laughter bubbling from your throat, no matter how hard you try to hold it back. he manages to hold you down and torture you at the same time, it's unforgiving (and impressive but you won't tell him that). tears brim in your eyes and he can't stop looking at you.

this is how you should look all the time. not the tears in your eyes, of course, but the smile. oh, the smile. from one ear all the way to the other. the corners of your eyes crinkling. he can't wait to grow old with you and see the smile wrinkles, these'll definitely be one of his greatest achievements. he's so serious about it.

luckily, he doesn't keep it up for too long, letting you catch your breath – your head falling back onto his chest, right above his heart.

"you're such a dick."

"you love me so much, i'm surprised you haven't proposed yet."

another weak slap against his chest and he laughs. loud and full of love.

a comfortable silence. his hands rest on your waist, soaking in the feeling of your skin, the feeling of you on him, your heart so near his. you trying to get a grip and he's enjoying his time with you. he could be watching paint dry with you and he'd love it. he hopes you know that (he needs you to know that).

"we can still do a crying party... if you want." his breath tickles your ear. "i'll cry with you."

you're so grateful.

snaking your hands behind his neck, you pull him close. "thank you."

"anything for you. everything for you."

[nandermoenthusiast]

The coffin lands with a crash, Nandor already out of it gracefully as his vampiric nature grants him.

“Have you survived the fall Guillermo, are you allright?” he asks haughtily and with a barely concealed predatory grin at the yelping heap of limbs and clothes that is Guillermo right now. Of course he was never truly worried for his well being, Guillermo might be human, but he is no regular human, if his van Helsing blood has anything to say about that. Nandor just likes to tease.

“Yes master, im fine, i just wasnt prepa-“

Nandor offers him a hand out of the coffin, the way Guillermo has done so many times before for him. Nandor looks at him curiously, Guillermo looks all flustered right now, hes cute. Hes always cute of course, but damn. He hasn’t even realised the obvious parallel yet, just took his hand absent-mindedly as he was rambling about something. His hair is all mussed up too. Cute.

Probably the moment registers into Guillermo’s mind as Nandor hears his muttering protests suddenly cut short. He’s looking at their gingerly intertwined hands and kinda looks like hes about to swallow a frog, or maybe like he’s about to start crying again. This fucking guy. Always a theatrics with him. But Nandor has learned to lean into his little guy’s moods. He leaves him to his maybe horny maybe emotional thoughts and finishes helping him out of the coffin.

The air is thick between them now. He can sort of hear Guillermo’s heartbeat from this distance, the little guy probably has a concert thumping in his ears right now. Nandor enjoys playing with his food, always has, and today is no different. He takes a step closer. Guillermo takes an infinitesimal step back. There is a wall very close to his back. Right where Nandor wanted him.

“You know as i was saying about the cameras, Guillermo…” he starts feign-casual as he very not casually hovers over him, black eyes boring into him with the fire that only very rarely comes out in front of the crew. Guillermo looks like he’s a mixture between disbelieving and like he’s gonna pass out from hyperventilation at a moments notice. It’s an endearing mix.

“Y-yes, you -were saying something about your hair…” Guillermo couldn’t physically look away from Nandor if his life depended on it right now.

“And other reasons”, very seriously.

“- Yeah”, an exhale.

Just look at his eager little eyes. Should he put the guy out of his misery? Well come to think of it, should he put himself out of his own misery? He’s been in love with the guy for the better part of a decade now. Of course he’s not about to say that now. Let him play the part of suave vampire for his Guillermo, let him fullfill any fantasy he’s ever had, at the very least this very first time they do this dance. There will be time for the mushy stuff later. Come to think of it, what is Nandor doing?? Acting on years of pent up sexual and romantic tension, of course, but what is he setting himself up to? Heartbreak.

Violent, earth shattering heartbreak. Maybe not today, maybe not in 10 years, but soon. Soon to a vampire anyway. No- you don’t know that. If Guillermo loves me, he might find a way to not leave me like he always does. He always does leave. But then he also always comes back. Doesn’t he? Nandor loses himself in these thoughts for a moment, and Guillermo seems to notice his mind is suddenly somewhere else.

Oh, to be known so completely. Oh, to have a worthy partner, a partner who knows everything about you, a Lazlo to your Nadja, a Charmaine to your Sean, a Sire to your Baron. And to have to lose it in a matter of years. Just his luck. But also like Colin Robinson said, dont be sad cause its over, smile cause it happened.

Nandor’s eyes keep searching Guillermo’s as he draws closer and closer, eyes intensely registering every microexpression on his beloved’s face, the little crinkle between his brows and the small nervous smile that’s forming around his lips. His hands land seamlessly and delicately on either side of Guillermo’s face, and he feels his breath hitch. He really doesn’t give a flying fuck if he’s gonna suffer for a thousand years, Guillermo is here right now and he looks like he’s gonna break under his touch. One hand goes to cradle his head, thumb delicately swiping over Guillermo’s ear and pulse point, as Nandor brings their noses together and they breathe the same air for a moment. The other hand is held gently across his cheek, just there, a reassuring weight. “I’m going to kiss you now”.

And Nandor kisses him.

[ganondoodle]

Sorry ab the shitty English translations/localizations, it's bc they think that Americans won't get it otherwise (bc when we act stupid, we act REALLY stupid), our bad 💀

[icriedforthemoon]

I feel so comfortable on Tumblr because you guys GET IT.

Like, I got insulted for calling Paul a twink (people can't take a joke anymore what the hell) and I can share fanart i wouldn't share elsewhere for fear of being judged as obsessive or weird. I like to make AUs ok???

But like, especially on the McLennon part. If I mention that I might believe that something had happened between Paul and John I would be publicly executed for being a perv or something LMFAO (literally received death threats I'm not joking). I love history and analyzing facts so I can have my own opinion.

Also I like feeling like I belong and you guys help a lot <3 thank you Tumblr community, we can be insane about 4 gay British men together 🫶🏼

[tired-bull]

You know something i hadn't realized until now is that is pretty fucked up is that while we know that jimmy was the one that had crashed ship...

Nobody else knows that! Everybody else (apart from him and curly) thinks that Curly was the one that crashed the ship and neither of them ever learned what had actually happened

It kinda makes me wonder what Anya thought was the reason for curly to try kill himself and the crew?

Did she thought he was trying the help her? Or at least trying to make up for his previous lack of action

After all if "Curly" had succeed in killing all of them:

She wouldn't have to wonder what to do now that she has no job and no savings to back herself up

she wouldn't have to give birth to a child she has no means to take care and never wanted in the first place

and she wouldn't have to spend another day in the same ship with the men that r*p*d and impregnated her in the first place

If she thought that... i wonder what their last moments before she killed herself was like?

Did she thanked him for at least trying to save her from in her eyes a fate worse than death?

and then died not knowing that Jimmy had been the one that crashed the ship against the asteroid in an attempt to avoid responsability for what he did to her and Curly did nothing to actually help her and completely failed her

[boycaca]

One thing i hate seeing is that people seem to really… wanna remove scara’s autonomy from him? If that makes sense? I see so many people saying that dottore made him join the fatui or that nahida is the reason why scara is getting softer and doing better and its just… so not true.

Scara didnt join the fatui because of dottore. Sure dottore was the person that caused him great anguish at a certain point in his life but that was not scara’s final push into despair and anger. Scara himself decided to abandon his human emotions after a series of “betrayals”. When pierro approached him, scara himself decided to join the fatui purely because they seemed entertaining, not because he was coerced or blackmailed into joining them or something. While dottore’s actions slightly nudged him into the direction that he took, it was by scara’s own volition and choice that he joined them.

And then with the whole headcanon that nahida is some kind of therapist of mother to scara…. I love found family as much as the next guy, but i cant help but groan when people say “found family!” And then put labels such as older brother or auntie on characters bonds. Scara decided to atone for his sins and move forward not because nahida told him to, but because HE himself wanted to do it. Scara is a character that drives his own story forward, if that makes sense. I highly doubt he would have obeyed if nahida or the traveller simply said “you should do better” if he himself did not feel like improving as a person. The memoryless wanderer was the one that wanted his memories back, he was not forced by the traveller or nahida to do what he did, and i feel like that entire arc of inversion of genesis really showed what kind of character scara is, someone who carves his own path, unmoved by what others want of him…

I feel like that headcanon also just really undermines nahida’s own character. Why is this child getting called a therapist, mother or auntie when she herself is still learning about the world after being imprisoned for 500 years?

[bpzau-art]

Hi hi!! Could you please elaborate on Fujikane? I love the concept and I just need to know more about it!

OOO It started with the comic of Fuji loving convenient people

(credit to dbs scans)

and thought to myself, who is the most convenient character in tbhk? Akane, and boom fujikane was born

Fuji is the exact type of person Akane attracts, like Aoi and Teru, he's popular, pretty, smart and you know an asshole (Akane's type fr)

And it's not like they don't hang out, often they are shown together, Fuji hangs out with Yamabuki at the school sleepover and even are refered to to them as friends by tsuchigomori, so they are part of the same friend circle and also part of the student council

To me their relationship is one-sided

With Fuji trying to use his charms on Akane to make him do his student council work for him, and failing at it miserably. Because Fuji is the type of person Akane dislikes, one that takes advantage of others, he only gets mean responses from him

Fuji gets so caught up on why his charms are not working on Akane to the point where he starts to pay a lot more attention to him to figure out what his deal is only to develop a crush over time.

We always see Fuji in the background and he usually nevers has a big reaction to supernatural events so I see Fuji as someone who is observant, but with a nonchalant attitude, so him being so caught up on Akane is driving him insane

Also at some point Fuji realizes Akane has the two most popular, smart and dateable boy and girl, Teru and Aoi, in the school infatuated with him, and now Fuji, who is also a popular, smart and dateable student among his classmates, is now on the same boat as Aoi and Teru. (Akane has caught them all)

tbh anon I started shipping this rarepair for funsies because slowly losing interest in tbhk and wanted to hold on to something

anyways here is an old fujikane wip that I've never finished, will I ever finish it? who knows

[makeallthewindowsglass]

As someone who never used TikTok (no hate tho) my honest first reaction to the TikTok ban was “oh noooo how will Phil show Dan all his favorite TikToks again :((( I love that series” then I remembered that they are British and this does not affect them

[yuhein2424]

Swagger bishie.... After Dan Phantom has born... Young Dan Phantom start wrecking havoc in Amity Park, the citizens are running for their lives, and then Dash sees him. Is that Phantom? Why he looks so DIFFERENT? Flaming hair, murderous intent, wicked smile, ectoplasm soaked in his both hands, red evil eyes... Is that Amity Park's hero? Is that... Danny Phantom, his idol crush? Dash keep staring at Dan Phantom, unsure what he actually saw, until he locked eyes with Dan Phantom.

"P-Phantom...? Is that you...?" Said Dash, somehow fear are clear in his voice

Dan Phantom only remained silent, until he suddenly grin, showing his sharp fangs.

"Why, aren't you, the one who always stuff a weak and innocent child in a locker?" Dan slowly floating closer to Dash

Dash "W-wha?"

Locker.... Is he talking about Fenton?

How does Phantom know that he always stuff Fenton into a locker?

"You know, I despise bullies."

Dash gulped, cold thick sweat suddenly soaked his face.

"...And I despise weakness"

In one movement, Dan Phantom chokes Dash until his back crashed the ground with a loud thud. Dash cannot comprehend what actually happened in front of his eyes right now.

Amity Park falling into crumble, the citizens scattered, running for their lives, and there is Phantom.

Where is Fenton?

.

"Where is Fenton?"

Said Dan, Dash shocked.

"Ahh... You wondering about him just now, right? 'Where is Fenton?' Well... I wonder where is he, his family, and his friends?" Oh, how Dan cannot help himself until he can't stand it anymore. His grin only wider, until he's slowly materializing something in his hand. Dash only stunned to speak until something in Phantom's hand revealing some nasty, torn-out cloths... You can notice the Red circle logo in the center of the cloth, with red strip in each end of the cloth. An awfully dry blood that soaked the half of cloths.

Human blood.

"Ta-da~ Surprise"

Dan start laughing maniacally

"I'm really a good helper, right? I getting rid of your personal punch bag." The evil laughter still not stop.

Dash left agape, stunned, and his body started shivering. God, he should run. He should run quickly from him.

"No one can stop me now. I've gotten rid my weakness, my humanity----"

No way. This got to be a bad dream, right?

Yeah, Dash, this got to be a bad dream.

"----Daniel Fenton"

The last thing that Dash saw is a neon green light blasted at him

[dodoissleeping]

A lot of people hate Kant for including Style in this mess. And I admit that I was also like WTF Kant.

But now we know more about Style, he totally is crazy enough to go after a guy like Fadel, he's loyal and we learned by his father that when he loves it's with his whole heart.

Kant knows all that so I don't think he includes Style to really makes him be Fadel's boyfriend, he just wanted Fadel to be distracted. Crazy to annoy him but enough of romantic to not date him just for a car. Right ?!

But then Style came to him and tell him he's dating Fadel, a hitman and maybe this is a moment when Kant trully realise the situation he puts Style in.

So i'm not here saying Kant is an angel who did nothing wrong, i'm just saying that thing got out of his control...again...

[purplestar]

...Who is Kusakabe anyway?

[gemgdynamight0]

Edit: it's a week later and back cover was all might (he was under blossoms and it was so pretty) and the inner cover was Izuku. So two options were eliminated. Let's see which one would win hehe