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mad-as-a-box-of-frogs · 2 months ago

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Oh, Banner, I love you, man!!!

Marc Spector in What If... The Hulk Fought the Mech Avengers? [6/?]

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yuwuta · 8 months ago

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gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date

#anonymous #he's like donna from suits but worse because he's like if harvey were donna LOL #i have soooooo much to say about him #he doesn't really Have to work he's a nepotism baby supreme #but he met you maybe in undergrad? and he's been obsessed w you since #he knows youre a workaholic so he's dutifully sat by your side all these years through college through grad/professional school #and when you told him you got to hire your own assistant he was the very first applicant #because getting paid to spend his days with you and take care of you? he was already doing that for free might as well make it official #everyone in the office knows satoru loves you except you honestly #he probably has his own masters/JD but elects to be your assistant anyway bc that's so much more fun #what he Really wants to be a househusband but first he's gotta ask you out and propose and all that good stuff (cue him rolling his eyes #and going on about formalities and boring systems and blah blah blah)#also in the office au in my head: nanami (also senior partner) higuruma ofc <3 beloved (managing partner) and TOJI!#WALK WITH ME!#its honestly probably satoru's influence that gets toji into law... as someone who so feverently broke it in the past #idk maybe there's a megumi situation that makes gojo be like yk if ur this good at skirting/breaking the law youd probably be half decent #at enforcing it... or at least helping other people get around it too #and so lawyer toji is born #does he screw around w the rich people who r stupid w their money? absolutely #but you nanami and higuruma just let it be bc he brings in those settlements better than anybody else....#hmmm... i kinda wanna make megumi somebody's associate but also..... yuuta.....#i think i just like sticking yuuta in a tie if im being real #but anyway... satoru is your Work Husband and everyone knows he wants to be your real husband #but they just let it slide bc rumour has it even tho hes just a secretary hes got equity in the firm?? and besides that his heart eyes give #away his hopeless devotion from a mile away #the day you actually start seeing somebody outside of work... oh theyre in for Trouble #satoru x reader #him dragging you out of ur office late at night and u protesting so he just. puts u over his shoulder #and ur telling him to let u down but he's insisting u go home and then nanami pops out of his office #and ur like wait nanami this isnt what it looks like but he's so dead in the eyes when he just sighs

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ratatatastic · 3 months ago

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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...

Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)

#aleksander barkov #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #2425 #the global series is a gift #“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance #the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence #maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate #“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh #you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now #“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and #expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered #and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing #“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN #“salmon and rye bread��thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE #“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes #“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve #“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot #he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE #THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH #MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE #SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE #SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO #the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there #we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???

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emily-mooon · 2 months ago

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PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE BLORBO’S LIE???!!!?????

#OMG YALL MY BOY LIED STEVEN DID NOT ASK #‘b-but what does he gain from it?’ NOTHING he’s currently in the process of burying his feelings for Nancy deep down and trying to fix stncy #in that moment because he is a selfless person and would give up his own happiness for the people he loves (WHICH INCLUDED NANCY!!!)#*includes #also if Steven asked his reaction would make no sense why tf are you mad at your gf going home with the guy you apparently asked to take her #home? like that petty jealousy would be soooooo stupid there #also it’s literally implied Jonathan lied cause Steven walks right past him at that party #ignores him really like I feel like in that moment he would ask cause that’s when Jonathan realizes Nancy is in the bathroom and decides #to take her home #anyways what sparked this was a comment on a post I saw and holy shit I was shocked cause I haven’t seen the ppl who believe the lie #in a while on here (maybe other sites have more of them idk)#end of me being snarky today #emily yaps

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baby-xemnas · 11 months ago

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😭😭😭

#law san do your job and bully him sexually forever for the rest of your lives...#omfggggfg hes soooooo weak #he just got law back its so unfaiiiirrrrr #he just started healing from his heartbreak #hes in full ''appreciating what i have 1000 times more because i lost it once'' wound is so fresh #hes SENSITIVE and VULNERABLE #dont you think its kinda crazy adorable that law is so reserved and you could even say cold #even in the way he loves #but bеpo knows that no its real and its strong and loves him back THIS MUCH #the moment they are apart hes gone hes not there hes lost....#and the moment law comes back he is so happy he is not even mad law left for a bit in the first place #too happy to think #too in love #bepоs heart can only be at peace when he is hugging law...even better if they are naked #attention from captain yes please #even tho he might cry from captain being rough bepо loves the intensity of it.....how can he not? its captain...#everything captain does he takes and he's grateful #look at him.........gentle thing #so full of love ...law what do you do to him that he is like this when you are apart huh.

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sonchiildren · 3 months ago

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As someone who has a Chi-Chi muse, it was hilarious that they never came here to try to 'instigate' shit. Instead 'bugging' other muses over just basically talking to Goku.

#Out Of Ki | {OOC}#From The Heavens | {Mun Post}#Not that Chi-Chi here would take the bait...especially considering what RP I THINK they were like 'oh no he's cheating'#Like did you actually read the responses?#Or you just think another woman talking to a married man means they want in his pants?#Like jeez; talk about being sexists #Also; maybe my own gremlin take no shit attitude scared them off? Or I am just too small still in the community for them to try?#IDK; my ask did eat a message before that was probably from them soooooo...probably not

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umbrellajam · 7 months ago

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alright who started the trend for fans to call dick just "grayson" and why are they cowards

#whenever I run into this in the wild I'm like “okay are we trying to channel damian?? is this affectionate larping??”#“are we whatever incomprehensible demographic dc was trying to market to with the whole attempted 'ric' fiasco??”#“are we repressed individuals uncomfortable talking about how much we love dick on the internet. is that what we're doing here.”#or is there idk some other context that I'm not aware of #like I'm not surprised to see this from dc themselves or the media #bc they don't want to just call him 'dick' in promos and blurbs and articles and interviews and such.#but still #why would fans take it up the habit :/#COWARDS I SAY COWARDS #you don't get people calling jason “todd”#or damian “wayne” or “al ghul” for obvious reasons #I do see the occasional “drake” referring to tim 🤔#but he did make it his code name for those extremely embarrassing 30 seconds soooooo idk #dick grayson #dcu #pls don't take this post seriously lol #post tag

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cerbreus · 20 days ago

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Another day I should have just outright avoided the news....

#im more exhausted every day and like #its getting so hard to not be really demoralized and lose hope for A Future #ngl its really hard to feel like life just only gets worse #steady downward spiral #having a down day i guess #😵‍💫 love steadily losing more and more hope i can even find a happy life for myself again #personal stuff #dont mind me i guess #just the state of things are getting me real bad #i feel so trapped and i have no real options #yay living here is soooooo fun cant wait for whatever shit they do tomorrow ..#it feels like im going crazy #every day we take another 20 steps towards a dictatorship that wants to Actually Kill Me #and the world just keeps going on. when does it stop? why is nobody else so stressed?#whats it like to be so removed from this shit that you get to close the app and it wont affect you really?#is the whole world just gonna watch us drown and just. ignore and forget?#i feel crazy for being kept up w insomnia at night thinking 'how long until i will have to flee with just the clothes on my back?'#and feel even worse and more hopeless because theres nowhere to go. nobody to rely on.#and i know theres other people who have it worse than me #other people who are similarly in crazy danger and i feel bad for feeling so selfish about being worried about my own safety #and my friends' safety #anyway sorry for the doom spiraling #its rough

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cheekblush · 26 days ago

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made a mistake at work today and i just want to kms tbh </3

#i know making mistakes is only human but not if it’s me you know??? 😭😭😭#had to try soooooo hard to hold back my tears at work but as soon as i was in my dad’s car on the way home i started crying 😔#i wish i wasn’t so hard on myself but i feel so embarrassed humiliated and stupid #and now i feel like my colleagues hate me which probably isn’t true i’m just an emotional cry baby 😭#but i seriously feel horrible and i would love to hide from the world for at least a week 🙈#i told my team leader about my mistake and even though she was nice and understanding i was so hurt and embarrassed it was awful #and of course she noticed the tears in my eyes and i think my crush did too bc he didn’t talk to me at all after that happened #they probably think i’m so childish 😭😭😭 i’m sorry i’m such an emotional bitch with no self esteem that takes everything too personal #it’s the capricorn in me… i’m too much of a perfectionist like everyone can make mistakes EXCEPT ME #that’s what happens when you measure your self worth based on your achievements everything comes crashing down after just one mistake #i feel so foolish 😔#on a good note my crush actually remembered my birthday and congratulated me belatedly bc he was sick for a week #he actually initiated some conversations today but after that situation happened he didn’t talk to me at all anymore 💔#he probably really thinks i’m a childish baby now 🥲#i don’t take criticism well bc my mom used to (and still does tbh) berate for every single little thing #so now i think that even constructive criticism (which is obviously good and needed!!!) is aimed at me as a person & always cry 🙃#god i wish i was normal #☁️

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livvyofthelake · 3 months ago

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have the most evil tummyache in the world rn. and what’s worse i have to wake up at 8am. does not sit right with me 😐

#if that motherfucker from the district office who’s visiting my store tomorrow has anything to say to me i’ll kill him #do not even tryyyyyy to hit me with a ‘why are you guys so behind on shipment?’ i’ll rip out your spine.#mfs will hate on us for being behind in shipment but not want to get real and open some boxes themselves…. yeah. what i thought bitch #soooooo looking forward to the couch nap i’m about to take tomorrow at 5pm…. woah #guy who hasn’t even slept for the night yet looking forward to tomorrow’s nap 😐#that nap is gonna be the only thing getting me up at 8am seriously #would have been nice if i could have fallen asleep in the past 4 hours while i’ve been in this goddamn bed though #guess i’ll keep trying. harder now with this evil tummyache though!!!

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ratatatastic · 4 months ago

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https://youtu.be/RbgDHyeQNdE?si=WXnghZZuAyvgumVL

Keith saying him and Matthews fiancé do the cooking for him and he just sits there and heckles them. So on brand.

"And how about your barbecuing skills? It looked like you knew what you were doing behind that grill!" "Well, Matthew is pretty useless so! Unlike Brady—Brady can, you know, does things on his own but Matthew likes when I'm down there so I do cook and his fiancée, Ellie, does a great job so. He just sits back and critiques us but forgets that we're the ones doing all the work for him. Which—hey! It was playoffs! I'll do anything for my children."

NHL Tonight: First Shift | 10.16.24 (x)

unfortunately tracks for him and im still crying into my hands its always the one who cant cook for shit thats the mouthiest about it

and considering this clip from faceoff it really does track

#ask #matthew tkachuk #brady tkachuk #keith tkachuk #florida panthers #i love when you can see the family tree of vocal tics #the ei! is intricate #the apple does not fall far from the tree in terms of vocalisms #oh the tkachuks what a family #the peanut gallery does have a lot to say huh id like to see you pick up those tongs you brat #the art of barbeque is an intricate one MAFFHEW SHUT IT #but maffhew giving ellie shit like the little brat he is #i think it makes the banana bread clip cuter he was soooooo proud to brag about it #but he probably was a little shit about it when she was mixing the batter #“ill do anything for my children” like being his personal cook despite him being a whole ass adult. parenthood is beautiful thing.#(no its terribly sweet btw)#godbless this family who does not take each others shit at all thats the best kind of fambily #like a whole tree of chickadees they do not stop chirping #special thank you to @/fannyyann because its truly a gift you screenrecorded those episodes and it makes clipping so much easier amen 🙏#maffhew being described as useless. oh the princess will not lift a single finger! she will not!!#she is here to be pampered and loved and to be waited on hand and foot!!!!

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euphor1a · 2 years ago

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to the boyfriend i want so hopelessly but will never have, happy birthday milove ♡

#gyugyu 🐶#hiiii ! yes this is the mandatory ‘it’s my ult bias day’ sappy ass long delulu message from aleyna 💌#so pls proceed with caution bc once i start talking it’ll get ... yeah. anyway #happy mingoo day everyone 🥺🥺#he the loml 💖 (... one of many but let’s not talk about that *cough*)#i just love him so much :((#the giant puppy boy who stole my heart and never gave it back 😭😞#also he’s literally the most boyfriend to ever boyfriend?????? it’s so unfair ☹️#just another day of not having mangyu 😔... what is life #do you know the feeling when you like look at someone and your heart starts swelling in your chest so much that it hurts??#that’s exactly how i feel whenever i look at mingyu 🥺! i appreciate and love every little thing about him so much i :(( can’t explain #he’s soooooo comfort shaped i love him 😞. god. wanna pepper kisses all over his face and tell him how happy he makes me and #how precious he is and how i’d actually commit arson for him 😭#also wanna kith those pretty moles 🥺🤏🏼 nnnnnnnn #why so babie if so huge 😔 he’s literally a giant puppy baby ashtsjjdhk GOD #when he laughs/giggles >>>>>>>>>!! my heart is hurting so BAD i’m so fond of him 😭😭😭#every now and then i find myself going; SIR WHY ARE U DOING THIS ARE U WILLING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY POOR HEART??#like loving him literally unlocked a whole new spectrum of emotions for me idk how to explain this like a sane person #in short this is like. the most fucking delulu i’ve ever been in my life 💀? or at least it feels like it...#😩 just one chance PLS!!! PLS I BEG!!!! :(( i’m so down bad it’s SO BAD #a very brainrot inducing man (the type i always fall for 😔?! started seeing the patterns hhhhh)#the amount of love my little body holds for him is insane 😷 (little in comparison to him btw... i’m generic female height 👾)#loving mingoo feels like a rainy night where you’re cuddling with your loved one under a blankie; about to fall asleep bc of how cozy u are #i wish words were enough to express how i feel about this man... but it really isn’t 😕!#he just means a lot to me okay?#he’s everything and beyond 💓 i love him like my whole life depends on it (although i’m like that for several people)#not my fault that my heart is so fucking big and it has separate places to store everyone i adore 💖#happy bday babylove 🥺 i hope your day is filled with the happiest of moments and you can celebrate properly 💕#it’s so sad that you’ll never know how much you mean to this random girl on the other side of the world :/#i’m so done for aren’t i? took like 40 minutes to type and everything... sigh. i love him so bad </3

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floofyfluff · 1 year ago

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we're in this phase III trial of this thing that is soooooooo cool and i want to talk about it sooooo bad but 1. no. 2. no one will understand me if i do. 3. no.

but its so wild to watch disease processes go from totally untreatable to like. one time novel solution. in half of a lifetime. like from "not only do we not know why this is happening or how to stop it but i can tell you that you're just going to go blind," to "well if you come in and get this done every x weeks actually you will preserve most of your vision" to "actually maybe we can just do this one procedure and the thing that robbed 25% of your family of the ability to read by age 75 will simply not be a problem for you"

#like for adult seeing people 80% of your sensory input comes from your vision so you can imagine what it's like to be 78 and lose vision #it ages people like you would not fucking believe #and it's absolutely wild to see it come back like cataract surgery is the most fun bc its like 10 min and life altering but alas #not everything is in the front of the eye #and its really amazing to see people go from rapidly aging and cognitively declining to like fully functional and active #just bc they got their vision back #a thing we could not do 20 years ago in this modality at all even a little bit like we still have og patients from THAT original study #the first one and done treatments for neurodegenerative diseases are soooooo close like they are happening i am seeing them #if your appt takes 84 yrs its bc suddenly there were millions of treatable patients and now and exponentially increasing aging/diabetic pop #if you can imagine: this is cliff-shaped curve that is rather difficult to keep up with from the provider-training perspective #so i would also like this to work so we dont have this 4 hour monthly appointment. for everyone involved which includes me who is so tired

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skitskatdacat63 · 2 years ago

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