#sooo her name is probably Bob

[badpanduhmemes]

Okay soooo, this is a second attempt at a thing, that I am scrapping. This was building to a punchline that was way too good to waste on the Chameleon...so here's a look at what could have been: The Chameleon could have been Mrs. Jibongi.

[poppy-metal]

something about rough around the edges guys and prim and proper girl is ALWAYS gonna eat… patrick finds you so annoying but when u ask him to your penthouse with that rich girl fucking arrogance he can’t help but come, talking to him like he’s the help but when he’s eating you like a fucking mango slice you’re suddenly sooo respectful. you’re lucky you’re so hot or he would’ve actually snapped by now and told you something real about yourself and then you’d cry like the sheltered bitch you are

right like it always hits - need him to be dressed in all black, scuffed jeans, wild hair and combat boots - need him to take rich!girl out somewhere in his old truck where no one can hear her scream when he eats her out in his back seat. that lip she's got isn't running a big game when he's got her panties pulled to the side and his mouth on her puffy clit. one knee propped up on the seat with the rest of you while the other kneels so he has the right angle to really work at you.

hes got one hand fisted the band of your frilly little panties keeping them taught and pulled out of the way - and the other travels up your stomach, pausing to palm your tit before he's venturing up and you feel his warm hand at your throat, his thumb at your fat bottom lip, drawing it down - you suck so sweetly at the digit - so docile when your cunts getting eaten - blinking down at him with those big wet eyes as he glares up at you from between your legs -

and god, the way he eats at you like he's angry - makes your thighs well and truly tremble - those dark green eyes and thick head of hair - those lips that like to sneer at you now wrapped around your clit, sucking and tugging at the tight nub until you're sighing his name so softly it's like you're in love. you might be in moments like this. he's so fucking good at eating pussy.

he lashes his tongue against you in hot swipes, pulls your clit between his teeth like he might bite it the fuck off, putting just enough pressure to make your legs jerk in reaction before he's plushing his lips again - sucking the the tender point until you're melted butter again. he eats you so messily - moving up and down until his nose is bumping your clit and he's sliding his fat tongue inside you -

"oh -" your toes curl in your pink slippers. "oh fuck yes -" your hand slaps against the glass pain window - knowing they've got to be fogged up by now.

patrick pulls back just long enough to say - "spoiled pussy really is sweet." he licks a fat stripe from your entrance to your clit. "reach down and spread it for me - feed me that gold dripped cunt."

"you're such a prick." you pant, but you're reaching down to do as he says anyway. spreading your lips for him shyly, your pulsing slit on display for him. slick and shiny from his spit.

"you want my prick." he tells you. leans down to glide his tongue through the wet slip of flesh you're offering to him on a silver fucking platter. your head falls back on a gasp. fingers trembling where they hold you open. "you want it thick and hot and sliding inside you -" his tongue dips back down to your hole, bobs inside just once. "- right here."

you haven't let him fuck you yet. but you know you will, eventually. it's just the last thing you have left - but you want it so bad. you know hes big. have felt him through his jeans before, big and hard and pressing against you. you want it inside you - bare and stretching, stretching, stretching - you'd let him fuck you here in his stupid fucking car, probably. you'd let him do anything to you.

but you say - "you're never - ah - you're never sticking that shit inside me -"

patrick just hums against your pussy.

"I'm going to fuck you" wet kisses against your soaked flesh - "when I want to - not when you do. and baby - you'll beg me for it."

you hate that he's probably right.

[fishfingersandjellybabies]

Hi! I saw you wanted some JonDami idea sooo:

• First time they hold hands

• First time Damian felt safe enough to fall asleep on Jon

• Discussing baby name when still in high school (which I did lmao)

• Seeking help from their siblings on how to ask the other in a date

• Eloping right out of high school to get married because they're idiots in love

• First kiss!! How did I forget that!!

• During patrol while high on adrenaline or maybe they were at the farm relaxing under the sunset or after playing video games and laughing with each other!

• One of my soft favourite to picture: leaning on each other, forehead against forehead or cheek against cheek, just existing and feeling the other's warmth

I have ton of other ideas and some hc but I think it's enough rn lol

Thx u byye!!

LET'S DO IT. (assume all ages are 16+ I guess, idk does it matter?)

First time they hold hands: pre-romance. Jon's powers shorted out and he fell outta the sky. Damian caught him by his hand just in time, and when he pulled him to safety he just...didn't let go. Jon noticed but didn't say a WORD.

First Time Damian fell asleep on him: Probably right after the relationship started/became official. They'd both had a rough hero week and Damian had been on edge just, forever. So they sit against a wall in the cave and one second they're sitting there in silence and the next, Damian's dropping against his shoulder already konked out. Jon panics for half a second but then Dick sees them and says 'He only sleeps when he feels safe.' and those words shake Jon to his core.

Baby names: This is all Jon. Jon just starts rambling about it one day. "How would we honor both our cultures? Or do we at all? Do we go with an -El name, or a name from your mom's side or just call him Bob?" Damian is endeared for a while but quickly gets so fucking annoyed because every name is more ridiculous than the last.

Siblings help: Jon obviously asks Kon and Kon is SO. JACKED. TO. HELP. He hesitates a little when he finds out it's Damian but, honestly, the kid is at least alright. Damian, much to the Kents surprise, does NOT ask Dick or even Tim. He consults Cass first, who asks Steph to standby as she gives her advice, and Jason, for reasons mentioned in previous asks in that he's a sucker for a classic romance novel so, clearly, he is An Expert.

Eloping: Honestly? Yes. And it happens at the same time one of them (I'm thinking Jon) says I love you for the first time. The other reciprocates (Damian) and one of them (Jon) sarcastically says 'really? well damn let's just go get married right now.' and Damian just goes. "Okay." and.......................they do. Maya officiates, Kathy is the witness, and the only family in attendance is the pets. (Goliath is flower girl)

First kiss: First kiss is at a Wayne Holiday gala/Justice League xmas party not long after they started dating and the end up under mistletoe. They do the hesitant peck thing first but then oh boy they like it and mmmmmm Clark and Bruce might have to rethink allowing sleepovers anymore.

Chillin': Jon gets so entranced when Damian laughs he literally just stops functioning. He will stop and stare and was even caught drooling a little bit once. (by Jason, no less.) If he's with Damian/it's just them, if Damian's laughing, he'll start laughing and just pull Damian as close as he can and they just keep laughing together.

SOFT FOREHEADS: There's some world-ending situation and they've been separated for most, if not all, of it. The day is saved and they're finally reunited on a rooftop somewhere. And they run desperately at each other but when they reach, they know the whole League is watching them and Damian's not big on PDA (and tbh neither is Jon, if only for protective reasons) so they just grab each other's hands and stare deep into each other's eyes until one of them well up with tears and closes his eyes and they just ~gentle forehead touch~

[d8nielaa]

AGHHH ANOTHER IDEA!! for paul 🥹 a cute drive in date, reader is a soc and just as popular as cherry. two-but or dally (you choose) is flirting with her at the concessions and bob stands up for his girl 🥵

-🍓🫐

Authors Note: yes anon omg!! I love Two-Bit and Dally sooo…im putting both of them in here 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥

My Girl

Paul Holden x fem!soc reader

Reader is referred to as “Baby” & “Doll”

Reader is set to be 18-19 for this!

Friday at the drive in, only like the best day in Tulsa. There’s nothing to do here. Nothing to see, the drive in is the best the we got. But we make work, we make it work all right.

I was with Paul, he took me out on a date in his caddy. Not that I really cared about the car itself but, it was nice. We were sitting on the hood of his car, his arm around my shoulder. We were talking, but my hunger caught up to me.

“I want a snack, im gonna go to the concession stand. Ya want something?”

“No, im all good baby.” I smiled at his words, placing a soft kiss on his cheek before sliding off the hood of his car. I smoothed out my dress before walking away. While walking, i heard a certain pair of footsteps walking next to me.

“Hey Doll, where ya headed?” It was Two-Bit Matthews, one of the greasers who was known for being a flirt. One of the biggest in all of Tulsa.

“The concession stand” i replied simply, keeping my head facing forward as I continued walking. I couldn’t lie, he was cute, and he was my age. From what I heard at least. But I don’t think he’s interested in me like that. He’s constantly flirting with other girls.

“Whatcha gonna buy?”

“A coke, maybe some popcorn”.

“Let me buy it for you baby-“ A hand was placed on his chest, pushing him away from me.

“I can buy it for her,” Paul said, pushing the greaser away from me. I looked at Paul, now slightly afraid that he was gonna start something. I hated when they started something. It ruined my night. Also because i knew that the greasers never started anything, it was all my friends. The Soc’s. I then glared at Paul, hoping and praying he wouldn’t start anything.

“Paul..” I warned, still glaring at him with my arms crossed.

“Don’t.” I said once more, now stepping closer to him.

“What did you promise me earlier? Huh?”

He looked down, like he was ashamed. But I could tell he didn’t want to show it. He grunted, shoving some cash in my hand before walking back to caddy to probably go sulk and baby around. I love Paul, I really do. But sometimes he could be to overprotective. The rest of the Soc’s to. They were always breathing down the back of my neck, watching my every move.

I gave Two-Bit an apologetic look, before continuing my walk to the concession stand. I could feel Paul’s eyes burning a hole in the back of my head. But I knew he meant well by it.

By the time I had made it to the concession stand, the line had shortened which made me happy, since it wouldn’t take me that long to get back to Paul. As I grabbed a coke, someone took it out of my hand, causing me to turn my head to face them in confusion.

It was Dallas Winston. People called him many things. Hood, bad boy, trash. Basically all the names in the book. But I hadn’t really talk to him enough to understand him.

“Whatcha got here doll? A coke? Pepsi?”

I gave the boy an amused smile, looking at him as I snatched the coke from his hands.

“A coke” I confirmed, following the rest of people in line as it moved forward. Dallas followed me, clearly not done with whatever he was trying to do.

“Ya know if you want, I could give you some of the good stuff. And it ain’t soda im telling you that.” He put his arm around my shoulder, which I tensed to. The good stuff? What did he mean? Before I could even think, Dallas was pushed away from me, but not by Paul. It was Bob, pushing the greaser away. I felt a gentle touch grab both of my arms and pull me away into their chest. It was Cherry, bob’s girlfriend and one of my best friend. Marcia and Bev behind her.

I melted into Cherry’s touch, resting my head on her shoulder as Paul came over.

“What are you doin’ talkin’ to my girl, grease?” Paul asked, clearly furious as him and Bob began interrogating him.

“I was just talkin’ to her! No biggy, right baby?” Dallas asked, and the tone he used..God it was disgusting. It grossed me out. I shivered in Cherry’s touch, now moving to stand behind her. Marcia held my hand, while Bev put a hand on my shoulder.

“You ain’t got no right to call her baby, she ain’t yours to claim.” Bob said sternly, pointing his finger in Dallas’s chest, which was a very risky move.

“Paul-“ I called out, hoping he remembered what he promised me. But he didn’t look my way, instead he grew angrier. Which scared me.

Paul suddenly lunged at Dallas, only to be held back by Bob. When one of us lunged, it was like it set off a chain reaction to all reach out and grab them to try and stop whatever they were gonna start. A few other greasers came forward, grabbing onto Dallas and pulling him back. A girl, Ace, I think her name was, whispered in Dallas’s ear, causing his to sigh and yank his arm away from the other greasers grip. He walked away, mumbling something under his breath as he did so.

Ace gave me a sympathetic smile, before Paul pulled me away.

“C’mon baby, let’s go.” Paul mumbled, pulling be back to the caddy. We made it to the caddy, Paul becoming more possessive than ever. He picked me up, placing me on the hood of the car. He stood in between my legs, leaning in to kiss me on the neck. My eyes widened, before relaxing, letting the Soc boy kiss my neck. His kisses slowly made its way up my jaw and eventually to my lips. I kissed him back, my hands moving to rest in his hair, while his came to hold my thighs.

“mhh-my girl” Paul mumbled in between kisses, causing my cheeks to heat up.

“my girl-and my girl only”.

Authors Note: Hi babies!!!! I had so much fun writing this one!! I’m in English class when im posting this, and we’re reviewing the outsiders, which is the best coincidence to like ever happen. Keep the requests coming please!!!!!

[royrockstone]

✂️ & 🎓 for ken, rome, & shivvy <3

hiii thank you for asking <33

hc + 🎓 for an education-themed headcanon

ken

i think kendall was always a very good student because he had to be for logan, i don't think that's a controversial take. i think teachers never really liked him because he monopolized class discussions, was not above name-dropping his daddy to the administration, and just generally had a sweaty-forehead vibe of desperation and effort that was sad and unpleasant to look upon

rome

incurably mediocre student, below average in math and science. i've played with the idea that he had teachers who were charmed by him and his class clown antics, but i think there were other teachers who had like a sadistic hatred of him (and not jsut in middle school) in that way adults sometimes do to children and convinces children there must be something deeply wrong with them. i also think there were books that roman skimmed in school that actually left a pretty profound impact on him (or at least the way the teacher talked about them did) like he would never admit it but Austen does something for him...

shivvy

definitely effortlessly a better student than ken. like picks things up faster, probably did really well on the debate team (which begs the question what format of debate did she do all my former speech and debate kids sound off), never visibly struggled in any subject. i dont know if we ever learn what college she went to? like in the prop auction was there a diploma for her? im team shiv4yale to contrast with ken going to harvard, but i could also see her going to brown because that school is probably the world's capital of pretending not to be rich for clout.

hc + ✂️ for a hair-themed headcanon

im going to do these all in one clump because i have similar thoughts about all of them--

all three of them have had breakdown/sudden self-reinvention haircuts (romans bad fash haircut, shivvy's amy dunne bob, ken's monastic buzz) which is sooo--

i think there's a certain asceticism (dare i say eating disorder-coded?) that goes along with haircuts for all three of them-- like cut away the excess, start fresh, be sleeker, be different, be unburdened, be made new. i think shiv in particular would get a haircut as a replacement for some other emotional outburst (ed-related or not) that she would feel is embarrassing. i could see roman wanting short hair for the same reason he likes tight clothes- there's like an agony/ecstasy to being so bare, where you feel clean and defined, but also painfully exposed and naked.

[onemorecupofcoffee]

k so once a complete unknown comes out idk what i'll do. first off i have no idea if ill be hyperfixated on bob but it's been a LONG hyperfixation so yknow. maybe. and it's honestly only probably gonna be a year bc theyve made us wait sooo long and theyre done with filming and theyve recorded most if not all the songs and post production shouldnt take long bc theres not like huge cgi shit so. which means theres a good chance itll be out before winter 2025 . now i have irl friends who are timothee fans who want to see the movie when it comes out. so a lot of timothee fans will def go see the movie, but the general population?. i honestly dont know its def marketed more towardsa general audience but like its not like wonka was the biggest movie of the year or anything or the songs went off the charts. but my prediction is that one dylan song that wasnt as popular before will trend on tiktok or something bc timothee covered it and timothees version will become more popular than the og. idk which song bc im honestly not sure if theyre gonna do just any bob song or only the era presented in the movie. if its the era in the movie i think its gonna be an another side of bob dylan song bc that entire album is pretty underrated, except for my back pages it's not that popular for dylan, and it has a lot of lyrically amazing songs. im thinking maybe i dont believe you she acts like we never have met, n it would make sense to play in the movie. but it could be any song , like if theyre playing all eras bob then probably one of his newer songs. But a lot of timothee fans are like ok someones gonna get an oscar for something and im like . ugh no. but its a possibility bc oscars suck so then it would obviously become even more popular. theyre not gonna depict dylan correctly though and then people are gonna believe a scene in the movie actually happened and its like NO IT DIDNT just like the doors movie holy shit i hate that movie . but it could be decent it could turn out ok despite the horrid casting . do i think theyre gonna play other songs yes!!! not just dylan other baez, other folk songs definitely it actually seems like they paid attention to some things. the fashion was not it but the set decorators did an amzing job actually so it seems like there was SOME work that went into this movie. now i thijk theyre gonna end it at newport folk festival but they should end it at motorcycle accident but whatever . but its gonna be like mainl dylan i think but they said its an ensemble piece meaning its also gonna be focused on joan and fake suze rotolo/sylvie/ whatever the fuck her name is. and pete seeger bc hes been in a lot of the paparazzi pics so?. hes there too. and maybe woody guthrie hopefully woody guthrie obviously woody guthrie and they filmed in new jersey so its kinda like yeah. but hes gonna be sick so theyre not gonna really show him but theyre gonna show dylan meeting him. i dont think theyre gonna really show dylans childhood, yea timmy went to hibbing but everyone knows dylan lied a lot so no one knows anything about his childhood really. i think the main romance plot will literally just be bob being like choosing between joan and sylvie or some boring shit like that and theyre not gonna understand the weird fucking relationship bob had with joan or anything. but its gonna be dumb straight love triangle bc the writers are boring and not like im not there todd haynes where haynes understood dylan was queer as fuck and made multiple references to dylan being queer insome way theyre not gonna do that. and timmy will NOT top cate blanchett ever but he might win the oscar even though cate literally deserved that oscar. So the world will explode if it gets popular and then someone will cancel bob dylan or something . and bob dylan dies after seeing it "the worst experience of my life" and theyre gonna botch and popify the songssooo bad but theyre gonna get so popular its so dumb everything is dumb and then bob dylan will have a dumb modern resurgence but by people who dont know anything about him

and wont care to learn aside from that dumb biopic im sorry im welcoming new fans but i feel like theyre just gonna not actually wanna learn about him aside from timmy biopic . And its like. come on. but his records will get more popular and more valuable i mean gen z listens to a lot of physical media maybe his tour might be more popular too if hes still alive so in general people are like hey this guys pretty good or something but then everyone will kinda forget about him but sokme people will stay. i think . and then its like some weird shit gets out about him again he says something out of pocket about the biopic and then everyones like thats Odd. and the biopic keeps getting memed out of context maybe a bob meme will become very popular .. and timmy clitoris fans will be like this is the best film ever and petition for it to win best film at oscra s or something dymb andits all dumb stupif shit and then someones like Hey bob dylan was a fuckign faggot and everyone realises bob WAS fafuckin g faggot and its finally recognize d anf then people boycott the biopic bc it erases queer history rightfully so and then some people who dgaf about bob dont like the biopic and then timmy clitoris apologizes saying he didnt know and hes not queer though even though hes a fuciing twink and then bob slike yeha i had gay sex with george harrison. so what and everyones like Ohhh i knew it but those stupid people are like wtf? bob dylna is GAY? and then itslike ok open your eyes and then at the oscars timmy clitoris has to apologize again saying he didnt know bob dylan was queer and everyones like oh its ok but inrreality we hate you and cate blanchett knew it the whole TIME! and then the biopic is burned people burndown their copies of it and its INSANE and everyones INWSNE and then traveling wilbyurys biopic comes out and theres a sex scene with george and bob in like 2030 bc of the beatles biopics too ! and timyms like dsaved is my fav bob dylan album and he triesto join the fandom but everyone boos him and he dies before bob dies and alos never meets bob

[amostimprobabledream]

Ignite Me (Homelander x Reader) - Part Six

Hi all. Sorry this chapter took me so long, I couldn’t get my original idea to work so I had to go back to the drawing board. Plus I haven’t really watched The Boys since I finished Season 3 so I haven’t been as into it as I was when I first started. Hopefully this doesn’t come as a let-down after waiting a few months.

Also small TW: Someone (not Homelander) attempts to kiss Reader against her will. Just as a heads-up. The bar was a blur of colour and light. Music thudded so loud through the room that you could feel it in your ribcage. You smacked your lips, still sticky with sugar that dusted the rim of your last cocktail, swaying to a song you didn't know the words to. In other words, you were drunk as fuck. "Heyyy!" a similarly-drunk Casey came prancing back up to you and the others you're with, bearing a tray of drinks that wobbled dangerously at her drunken gait. Her cleavage also wobbled in her tight red dress, which was probably why it had taken her such a short time to get served. "Shots!" "Shots, shots, shots!" you cheered, grabbing one with clumsy fingers. Across from you, a hand appeared in your field of vision, instantly irritating you, because it belongs to a man - a man who didn't clean his fingernails. Steve took a shot, and you knew he's trying to make eye contact with you again, so you purposefully looked towards Casey and clinked tiny plastic glasses against hers in a cheers. To be honest, you don't know why Steve was here. Casey only seemed to be vaguely acquainted with him, a friend of hers called Danesha or Danika or something (it’s hard to hear much over the music) brought him along and you wondered why neither the woman who brought him or Steve seemed to notice or care how out of place he was with a group of women he barely knows. His low-effort outfit of a polo-neck t-shirt and baggy jeans looks weird against all your clubbing outfits and he bobbed around on the fringes of the group, head jerking awkwardly to whatever song was on. Foam from the beer he was drinking clung to the scraggly beard he had. The thing was, you knew what Steve wanted. He's been staring at both Casey, you and some other girls for most of the night (you knew you guys looked good, but come on) and he kept trying to get you to dance with him despite the fact he had A) No rhythm and B) a shit taste in songs. He even offered to buy you a drink, his hot, gross breath wafting over your ear, but you pretended not to understand him under the volume of the music. His staring, his presence, his ultimate passivity in how he's tossing out a few cliche gestures and now they haven't worked he's just standing there in a group of dancing, chatting girls like a useless appendage, pissed you off. You don't want him here because tonight was meant to be all about the girls, not tolerating some random guy just because he got dumped and he's sooo sad because it still hurts. You wanna know what hurts? you thought savagely, one of the most lucid thoughts you've had since you left Casey's apartment. Getting fucking shot. Fucking Steve.

Maybe you wouldn't be feeling so hostile towards this wet dishrag of a man if it wasn't for anything else. The whispers and staring that had followed you around for weeks, maybe even over a month by now. How you still felt exhausted so quickly and suddenly these days, the scar from the gunshot wound on your stomach, that fucking interview you'd essentially been tricked into giving...you just had no patience  left, and definitely not when you were trying so hard to forget all of it. Forget about him. You wouldn't speak the name - didn't even want to think it - so you swallowed down the shot in your hand without stopping to ask what it was first. You learn the minute it hit you tongue, the sharp, acrid bitterness filling your mouth. You gagged. Fucking tequila! You scrambled to grab a lime, realising belatedly you forgot to do salt, and sucked on it frantically, the tart sourness of the fruit a cleansing balm of the shot. Casey cackled as everyone else chokes - she actually likes tequila and drinks it for fun. You'd forgotten that about her. She grabbed your hand. "Let's dance!" she bellowed at you, her lipgloss all smudged, and dragged you into a sea of bodies twisting beneath candy-coloured lights. Eager to get away from Steve, you followed her lead, even though you're not exactly some amazing dancer yourself, when you're this fucked up it hardly matters. Your eyes lazily scanned the faces around you, looking to see if you can find any guys you thought were cute. It's been a while since you've had sex and even if picking up randoms from a bar wasn't usually your style, maybe that's exactly what you needed right now. But try as you might, you can't see anybody that makes you feel anything. Your heart beats on steadily, unmoved by the people on display, and you sighed, wondering if you're getting too old for this or if you're being picky or something. You can't even remember the last time somebody genuinely made your heart skip a beat- Yes you can. “I love this song!!” Casey screamed at you over the music, her hair falling out of the updo she’d put it in earlier but in a way that looked artfully messy, and your face lights up when you recognise the tune, an old favourite from your college days. “Me too!” you yelled back. Funny how some booze robbed you of your inability to make any sort of meaningful observations, but that wasn’t really what’s required of you right now. It doesn’t matter. Nothing seemed to matter as you twisted and turned beneath the strobe lights, a machine sending out plumes of dry ice, hiding the dancefloor that’s soaked in people’s spilled drinks by now. You watched as the people around you flash red, yellow, green, blue…something so normal made mesmerising with just a few tricks of the light (and copious amounts of liquid courage, it had to be said). The other girls pushed their way through the crowd to join you, squealing, the lights twinkling on their jewellery or the glitter on their eyelids. And right on Danesha’s heels was fucking Steve. It's like tasting something slightly off in an otherwise good meal, contaminating every other bite. He’s looking at you again, that vaguely dead eyed expression that sent your teeth on edge, so you turned your back to him. He seemed impervious to reading body language or your annoyed expressions, but not having to look at him was at least something. “Oh my god, Lucy, what are you doing?!” Danesha suddenly shrieked. You all turned to look at Lucy, one of Casey’s friends, who had somehow crossed the dancefloor without any of you noticing and had climbed on one of the tables, dancing around on it like a thing possessed. You’re kind of impressed she somehow hadn’t knocked over all of the glasses and bottles covering the surface. She had her arms thrown above her head, bracelets sliding down her skinny wrists, blonde hair twisting back and forth along with her movements. A security guard rushed over, nearly colliding with you, yelling at her to get down or he’d throw her out, and as the oblivious crowd around you start jumping up and down to an R’n’B song that just started, you realised something- You’re going to puke. You bolted for it, feeling the hot, sickly feeling rising in your throat, the roof of your mouth tingling. You raced towards the ladies, but skidded to a halt – the queue was so long you doubted you’d make it even if they let you pass to get to the sinks, so you did the only over thing you could think of and ran outside where the smokers went. The tequila tasted even worse on the way back up as you bent over a trashcan outside and vomited it back up, throat burning with it and your eyes stinging. You blinked hard several times because you didn’t want it to fuck up your eyeliner. You made a mental note that in future, when Casey gives you a mysterious shot, at least ask what it is first. You still had your drink from before in your hand and took a cautious swig from it to wash the horrible taste out of your mouth, spitting it out into the trashcan too. It’s not water but it’s an improvement, at least. “Hey.” You stiffened. You didn’t need to turn around to know who the voice belonged to. Your fingers tightened around the neck of the bottle as you turned your head to see Steve standing a few feet behind you, hands in his pockets. “What?” you said, flatly, because you weren’t interested in small talk. He looked slightly surprised at your response, blinking and swaying a little. He doesn’t ask if you’re okay or if you wanted him to get Casey or someone, of course. He’s only interested in what he wants. “So like…you’re so hot.” Steve said and if you weren’t already so done with him, you might have laughed at what a pathetic attempt at a pickup line that was. “And I was thinking like…we should-“ “No.” you interrupted. Steve stared at you. “What?” “There is no ‘we’. Whatever you were about to ask, I’m not interested.” You said, and it’s a relief to get it out in the open. Whatever he wanted, he wasn’t getting it from you. “I’m going back inside now.” “Hey, you don’t even know what I was gonna say!” Steve protested in a whiny voice, blocking the doorway. “Don’t be like that.” “I don’t even know what you’re doing here.” You blurted out, anger rising in you like someone turned up a thermostat inside you. “It was meant to just be us girls and here you are, expecting us all to feel bad for you because you got dumped or something and ruining it for all of us. It’s so creepy how you’re hovering around acting like if you buy us drinks or whatever it means you’ll get something out of it later. That’s not how it works. Now get out of my fucking way.” God, it felt good to say that, seeing that stunned look on his face like he couldn’t believe his ears. You’re so sick of holding back everything you want to say, every moment of every day, of feeling like you’re constantly walking over a landmine and if you don’t consider everything you do carefully, it’ll all be blown to smithereens. You’ve been swallowing venom for so long it’s great to spit it out. “You’re a bitch!” Steve spluttered in astonishment, clearly aiming to sound scornful but he sounded so affronted that it’s impossible to take him seriously – if he had pearls to clutch, he would. “You got that right.” You said, feeling a vindictive smirk on your face. “Now move.” You’ve wasted quite enough time on this douchebag as it was, and you went to push past him when he suddenly grabbed at your arm. “Wait, just calm down.” Steve said, slurring slightly. “Get the hell off me.” You hissed at him. You wrenched your arm free, stumbling backwards and when you right yourself, Steve’s face was suddenly looming over you like a satellite dish, his lips puckered grotesquely. Ugh! “I said get away!” You swung your hand to hit him, outrage flooding your brain and overriding any shred of common sense, but the hand you instinctively flung up was still clutching the bottle from earlier and there’s a loud, dull thunk as it collided with the side of Steve’s face. The bottle doesn’t break or shatter dramatically, but either way you get your desired outcome – Steve getting the fuck away from you, clutching his face and moaning loudly, a strange, bovine noise that made you think of a cow getting stuck. “My eye! My eye! You bitch, you fucking cunt!” he shouted, staggering on the spot, a spot just below his eyebrow already starting to swell. You know you should be feeling something right now – shocked or guilty or something, but there’s nothing there. Just a cold sense of satisfaction in having your kneejerk dislike of Steve vindicated. “You’re fucking pathetic.” You said, like a queen issuing a royal decree, before tossing your makeshift weapon aside and walking back into the bar. Inside, you only have to walk a few steps before a bouncer passed you, carrying a semi-conscious Lucy over one gigantic shoulder, Danesha and the other girls following him like a row of duckling and loudly talking, though you can’t tell if they’re upset about being kicked out or just trying to rouse Lucy. Casey came rushing up to you. “There you are! Come on, we should go – Lucy’s absolutely out of it, so we’re going to take her back to Christa’s place to sober her up. Do you wanna crash there too? She doesn’t mind.” You considered it as you followed Casey out, ducking and weaving past the people still dancing the night away, but after puking up your last drink and braining Steve in the face, you decided that you know when to fold. “No, I’ll get a taxi back to mine. I’m tired and I don’t want to sleep on the floor.” You said. You debated telling her about Steve, but knowing Casey she’d probably go looking for him and try to fight him and as much as you love her for that, you’d say you’ve taken care if things. Anyway, you don’t want to ruin her night any further. Maybe you’ll tell her about it later when you’ve both sobered up. Outside the club, there are plenty of taxis waiting and after the bouncer deposits Lucy in one of them (which was pretty nice of him – you’ve known bouncers who would probably leave someone that drunk lying on the floor so long as they weren’t in the bar), Casey turned to you and gave you a hug. “Sure you don’t want to come with us?” “I’m sure.” You replied – you wanted to go home and sleep. “Okay. Talk tomorrow, text me when you get home!” she ordered you. “Don’t forget!” “You’re the one who never remembers to text.” You snorted as you climbed into the back of the taxi. “See you later.” The taxi pulls away from the curb and after giving your address, you slump back against the seat, your eyes sliding shut despite yourself. He’ll wake you up when you get to your destination, for sure. Outside the taxi, the city parties on. ~ Elsewhere… "Stupid bitch..." Steve, forgotten by the group of people he'd arrived at the bar with, even Danisha, who'd brought him, stumbles home through the brightly lit night of the city. The night is beginning to wind down now, most of the partiers tiring of their alcohol-induced fun and retreating home or joining a stranger to spend the rest of the night with. Steve doesn't want to return home, but to say his night has been ruined was an understatement - his throbbing face was testament enough to that. Just who the fuck did you think you were, anyway? He’s a nice guy and he's just been dumped! Was it so much to ask he get to hang out with a group of hotties for a night? But you’d looked at him like he was shit on your boots, like you were so fucking special. And Danika had made it seem he'd for sure get laid, she insisted he was a great guy and his ex was crazy for breaking up with him, yet all he got was fucking smashed in the face! This petulant internal monologue continues on and on. He may have even been inclined to continue going to bars in hopes of guilting some woman into letting him go home with her, throwing himself on her sense of pity as if impaling himself on a sword. But he doesn't have the cash, and besides which, his face is sore and throbbing, a bruise already forming beneath his eyebrow. By the morning it will be there, the only souvenir of tonight and not one he was hoping to walk away with. He turns into the mouth of an alleyway that’s a handy shortcut home - Steve grimaces as a waft of garbage reached his nose, no doubt collection day’s tomorrow morning, so it's not a pleasant trip, but it takes him further away from the noise and bright lights that seem to be mocking him, everybody else having fun while all he got was attacked. Can he sue for assault or whatever it was? GBA or something? When Steve rounds the next corner, where some lurid graffiti art that always catches his eye and made him stare at it as he passed, he's unprepared to be intercepted. He stops, squinting. A figure stands in the middle of the alley. Thanks to the bright lighting of a billboard across the street, light floods the street and the man's features are in shadow. Steve squints, confused - the posture wasn't one of any mugger he's ever seen before. He can already tell this guy’s strong, he’s taller and bulkier than Steve is, even in silhouette. The man stands there, legs apart, shoulders thrown back and hands behind his back. But Steve spots something - an American flag, dangling behind the man, lit up by the fluorescent glow. “…No way…” Steve mutters under his breath, drunk as he is – even someone blackout drunk would recognise the person standing in front of him. But why’s he here? Homelander says nothing to explain himself, why Vought’s golden boy would be standing in a filthy alleyway like he’s staring down enemy gunfire. He steps closer silently, the flag swaying hypnotically behind him. Steve finds himself staggering backwards until his jacket brushes brick wall, which is crazy. He’s an innocent citizen, why is he instinctively drawing away from Homelander? Unless…maybe it’s not him at all? Maybe it’s just some guy on a bachelor party in a Homelander outfit or something? His uniform is a popular choice, they’re easy to get into and instantly recognisable, no need to have multiple conversations explaining your outfit at a costume party with such an iconic Supe’s wardrobe readily available. It’s a useful disguise in case you wanna rob somebody, too. Convinced of his theory, Steve yells: “Hey, man! What do you want?!” And then his stomach turns to ice, as in the gloom of the alleyway, two pinpricks of red flare in the darkness, like the eyes of a crocodile. It's him. A hand shoots out, grasping Steve by the throat and lifting him off the ground as easily as most people might pick up a bag of washing. Steve chokes, flounders, Homelander’s thumb digging into the vulnerable flesh beneath his jaw. His movements feel so slow and sluggish and Homelander tilts his head in consideration, his jaw clenched. Steve splutters for air, the grip on his throat like a vice. His fingers claw pointlessly at Homelander’s glove, legs weakly kicking. He tries to speak but all that comes out is an incoherent gurgle. “Please…” Homelander’s lips draw back in a snarl. In that moment he looks less a man and more like a beast. Steve’s panic-stricken eyes meet glowing scarlet ones, tears leaking from them instinctively. Homelander finally speaks; “She’s right. You are fucking pathetic.” And the fist clenches and the bones in Steve’s neck pop like twigs, the flesh giving way beneath his superhuman grip like it’s nothing more than paper. Steve's body jerks and a final, rattling gurgle leaves his mouth. Then he falls still, head slumping. Homelander drops the body, where it collapses before the graffiti in a crumpled heap, piss staining the front of his ill-fitting jeans, glassy eyes staring at nothing. Homelander wipes his hand on the thigh of his suit, like he just touched something filthy. He sniffs once, rolls his shoulders. A blink later, a casual lift into the sky, and he’s gone.

[br1ghtestlight]

zeke and jimmy jr are so fucking stupid. immediately a 10/10 episode just for tankbottoms (tank tops for your bottom™️)

THEYRE SO FUCKING STUPID THERES TEARS IN MY EYES..... if anybody ever hurts these boys ever in their lives i dont know what im going to do. probably cry about it

BABYYY ZEKE HES SO ADORABLE 😭😭💕 love how squished his face is. he's Three apples tall snd very very small

Hey guys :D love how she's dropped the "hey jimmy jr!!! ZEKE." thing and started being normal about greeting them. sorry we're not even a minute into the episode i just love these kids so much they're sooo sweet and so stupid. accurate middle schooler representation

jimmy jr and tina talking :') they're buddies. love that he's already explained this tankbottoms idea to tina and she Does Not Like It

HEY GENE BROWN EYES MENTION!!! always love to have rhat confirmed

oh that jimmy pesto impression is UNCANNY. aww why are they fighting they were sorta kinda becoming friends. not really but in my heart they were after the christmas episode and them racing cars together

"aahh im bored' oh so he's literally just gay? is that what this is?

JIMMY PESTO SAYING ITS BEEN SLOW AT HIS PLACE LATELY LMAO i wonder why that could be!! surely no real world events coincided with that happening!!!!

jimmy pesto is so stupid i missed him so much. i missed ur stupid stupid handsome face SO MUCH u idiot. kisses him

YOU GET ONE PACK OF RATS COVERED IN ROACHES 😭

love how he's Literally just trying to be friends with bob and bob is like. can you leave? could you please leave?? there's something going on here not even gay people have a word for. this is a brand new type of interaction

"our rats and roaches dont get along" "aah well you're lucky"

"right that was ALMOST a normal conversation but you're you soo you said that" *fart noise* "THATS YOU" why is jimmy literally the equivalent of a boy teasing a girl he has a crush on on the playground bcuz he likes her and doesnt know how to show it. what is their PROBLEM

aww louise reading the burobu magazine 🥺🥺💕 sorry this is relevant to a fanfic im working on. also love these new views of the playground thats also great to have (also for the same fanfic) (there's a lot going on in this fanfic)

jimmy jr is so fucking stupid and literally my baby boy. ACTUAL love of my life. he's so dumb <3

"teatherball? oh my god. another TB" there's literally zero braincells in that boys head this is already one of my favorite jimmy jr episodes. also zeke getting jealous that tina is spending time around a boy who hates zeke?? kinda cute. he liiiikes her :) i think he's also just terrified of will but i think he's also a little jealous maybe. zeke contains multitudes

"I just, uh, don't want to have fun... like that. With a bunch of balls in my mouth."

"Fine. Some people are just more open to new ideas."

presenting this conversation with no context. AND jimmy pesto being gay in the background bcuz of course he would be

okay well im already assuming this b plot is gonna go in the direction of jimmy pesto copying bob bcuz business has been slow for him and he thinks bob is generally a better cook so if he copies him maybe he'll get more business too. which is ADORABLE and reminds me so much of the christmas episode where jimmy pesto recommended bob's food bcuz it was so good. also if jimmy thinks that bob is copying his business FJDMDJFKDKDSJ reminds me of a past episode i cant remember the name of but like better.... bcuz they're gay and stupid

gene is a sweet boy <3 sweet song and moment. love that him and louise are just always hanging out together

ohh jimmy jr he's so sweet 😭 he loves zeke so much its adorable. i know there's nothing anybody could do or say to make him stop loving zeke or wanting to be his friend and its actually really cute. he's been great in this episode

"My sweet best friend. My sweet, sweet Zeke..."

love jimmy jr being just as heartbroken over somebody being mean to zeke as i am FJDMDJDKSKS he's literally DEVASTATED by this news. who would bully zeke he's literally a baby? just a baby boy??

"I don't like bullies. And I especially don't like them at our school. And in our sister's grade. I mean, what if he makes Tina pee and embarasses her? She's already fighting an uphill battle."

louise is both very sweet and protective and also VERY funny lmao SHES ALREADY FIGHTING AN UPHILL BATTLE

love jimmy jr louise and gene's dynamic in this episode. they care so much about their babies (zeke and tina) its cuuute

"i feel bad for zeke too but i just dont think aggression is the answer" coming from the kid who got his ass beat by a nine year old. on MULTIPLE occasions

love mort ordering the burger of the day like he has a gun pointed at his head FJDMDKDKSKSS also mort and teddy getting along!! yay!!!! big win for the tedmort shippers in the fandom

"Zeke... I just want you to know that I'm here for you and I care about you." when did jimmy jr get all emotionally mature??

WOLLY BULLY

"I get why you wouldn't want to tell me, because I'm one of the cool kids..." gonna need a citation for that one jimmy jr

if there's one thing louise is gonna do its ignore EVERYBODY telling her not to do something for revenge and do it anyway. like girl u gotta know when to let something go i know you're protective but FJDMSKSDKDK

"whats going on down there" dont even worry about it rudy

i love school episodes they're so silly. still a 50/50 chance zeke WAS the bully vs being bullied and this is a misunderstanding but either way this is very fun and i love seeing all the kids hanging out at recess and lunch etc

tina has had like three lines total in this episode where IS that girl

"i was the bully" yeah i figured since this episode still has half the runtime left and no other possible way this conflict could go LMAO but on that note its kinda sweet that he's made friends and a life for himself at wagstaff and he's not mean to kids anymore. he's a good kid in his heart & he always was

NOT THE APPLE JUICE 😭😭💔

not tina crushing on will in the background.... its not ur episode girl get outta here

"i can see that" rudy is there something you'd like to share with the class 🤨🏳️‍🌈

"SORRY me spraying juice on you wasn't bullying! That was just an accident." POOR GENE he's so worried about upsetting someone or hurting their feelings

BABY ZEKE COMPILATION TJIS IS A BIG MOMENT FOR ME gonna need to screenshot this after bcuz he's so small. maybe the smallest boy in the whole entire world

"i was always the new kid and it wasn't easy making friends" 😭😭💕 AND NOW HE HAS TINA AND JIMMY JR GENE LOUISE RUDY and even tammy and jocelyn (kinda sorta) and he doesnt need to be nervous anymore..... he has a home and he's never going to leave. sorry brb im crying i love zeke and their littlr friend group so much

BETWEEN THAT AND MY IMPULSE CONTROL ISSUES I JUST STARTED WRESTLING KIDS sorry zeke is many things but he is NOT smart thats why him and jimmy jr are two peas in a pod. not a braincell between them

HE JUST HAD A LOT OF NERVOUS ENERGYYYY okay adhd zeke is literally canon now. to me. like i dont care what the episode says thats true now in my heart they basically said it

and then i kept trying to make them laugh :( zeke noo he's such a sweetheart and a good kid. he never had anybody who LIKED him before who really saw him for who he was until jimmy jr and their friend group. sobbing. I HAD A GROUP OF FRIENDS AND A NICKNAME IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I FELT LIKE I REALLY BELONGED....... CRYING SOBBING THROWING UP ETC

ive been told i have the perfect neck for headlocks. okay thank you rudy

jimmy jr is soo emotionally mature and thoughtful in this episode. TINA WHAT ON EARTH R U DOING IN THIS EPISODE she didnt even react to zeke's story bro. its so over

like a little italian squirrel :)

"Linda's right, Bob. And my therapist would say that you should focus on your own happiness and not compare it to other people's."

"Your therapist is an IDIOT!"

"You take that back, Bob! Do not speak of Doctor Marjorie that way. That woman has put up with SO MUCH in her life! The balls haven't always rolled her way!"

😭😭??? this was so funny lmao. also love how casually teddy mentions his therapist (throughout the entire show!! she was mentioned in his first appearance) and how normalized it is. like yeah he has a therapist and he has mental health issues & trauma and its just something he casually mentions

also mort always talks about ordering the soup at bobs burgers but we've NEVER seen soup on the menu or anybody else eating soup there what is up with that?? does bob make the soup especially for mort??? what is going on there. so many unanswered questions

"Look I don't know what THIS is..." *gestures vaugely to bob and jimmy pesto* Thats literally exactly how i feel whenever i watch an episode with them now. i dont know what the hell is going on between them and quite frannkly thats none of my business!!!

"im not SHRIEKING!!!!" he shrieked

"Zeke! Listen. We've all done things we're not proud of. I used to tell Andy and Ollie that there was actually only one of them. It messed with them for weeks. The point is... we recognize our mistakes and we learn from them. It's how we grow."

ONE we got a big brother jimmy jr mention HELL YEAH‼️‼️ love him tormenting andy and ollie he's such a terrible big brother (affectionate) and TWO in my head this is kinda jimmy jr apologizing for how he's fucked over tina in the past?? maybe im literally delusional about them but him admitting he's done things he isnt proud of and that he's hurt people before. cmon. thats gotta be about tina right. just lie to me at this point

JIMMY JUNIOR LMAOO he's literally so silly in this episode im obsessed with him

WHAT THE HELL WILL??

did zeke make fun of will for being a dancer lmfao thats why he wanted jimmy junior to leave right. he doesnt want jj to hate him

HE MADE FUN OF MY LISP 😭😭 no thats literally actually worse bcuz jimmy junior's lisp is soo. god. but zeke loves jimmy jr so much i know he would never do that to him. he literally LOVES that boy so goddamn much

YOUR LIPS FJDMDDJDKDKDD THEY LOOK FINR TO ME. somebody needs to sedate me im gonna become a jimmy jr fan account after this episode

JIMMY JR NOOOOOOOO ZEKE LOVES U HES UR BEST FRIEND. if they stop being friends after this episode im killing myself. like it would be so over for me. couldnt live after that theyre besties. theyre BESTIES

imagining if this was jimmy jr instead of will and actually literally crying real tears over it

I DONT EVEN THINK I WANT TO DO TANKBOTTOMS WITH YOU ANYMORE. thats literally worse than divorce whats even the point

"I mean, a lot of people don't know this but I have a speech impediment."

"Huh."

"Really?"

"Ooh I never noticed..."

"Yeah. I worked through a lot of it but sometimes it still shows up."

love this dumbass autistic boy. he's my sweetheart angel i would die for him 1000 times over and over

I THOUGHT TINA WAS GONNA ASK ZEKE TO SHOW HIS BUTT SAYING "I mean you could...." i was like ooohkay tina sure. okay

aww bob is so smart. and cool

JIMMY JR HOLDING ZEKES BACKPACK FOR HIM sorry idk why i thought that was so cute. gonna need a screenshot of that

LOVE GENE AND LOUISES EXPRSSSIONS IN THIS SCENE sorry okay im paying attention to their gay little fight too ig

AWWW HAHA ZEKE IS SUCH AN OLDER BROTHER this scene is so cute. him teasing gene and louise <3

THIS EPISODE WAS SOO ADORABLE OMG i loved jimmy jr in this episode and his friendship with zeke. maybe my favorite episode this season?? its hard to say bcuz all of them have been so enjoyable and good but i love school setting episodes and zeke is such a good character. the subplot was also really good w/ jimmy pesto although i will NOT be letting bob forget what happened between them in the christmas episode and when he brought jimmy pesto his pain meds. he might forget but i will NOT. they were seriously for real gay there

[bellewintersroe]

USHFJFJF NO WORDS CAN EXPRESS MY JOY FINDING AN ACTIVE BoB BLOG, YOUR WRITING IS AWESOME!

My first time properly requesting a ship (romantic and platonic if that’s possible?) I’ll try my best to keep it concise!

My pronouns are she/her. I have straight, dark black hair that grows a little over my shoulder and dark brown eyes that only shines under really bright light.

I’m an MBTI type INFP, enneagram type 9w1– though on topics of interest I could become highly analytical and slightly more willing to engage in debates.

Though I am an introvert, if I am faced with an unfamiliar environment without knowing anyone, I will initiate conversations with people if they pique my interest (usually I talk to one person, really, I’m pretty reserved still). Initially I’ll usually express curiosity (and soft-spoken to the extreme level, I sorta have anxiety 😭)

I pretty much have a golden retriever energy and am really fond of joking around once I grow fond/smitten with someone. I try my best to actively be open-minded. I also ramble a lot about things I’m interested in, say, a character in a book I finished recently.

My hobbies are drawing, reading, and listening to relaxing music! My favourite season is probably autumn.

I am fluent in 2 languages (English + Vietnamese) and am learning French and German fundamentals.

Currently I am gearing towards biochemistry in general, but if I can, I would love to work in the pharmaceutical field or the medical field, as I enjoy helping people get back on their feet (directly or indirectly I haven’t quite figured out yet).

Thank you for your patience! I sort of went off on my own there for a bit, I hope it’s enough info! 🎉

ahhhhh thank you so much for your request!! I’m so happy there’s so many of you enjoying these! Thank you for the amount of detail in this <3 <3

I ship you with… Warren ‘Skip’ Muck!

First of all, I feel like Skip would be in complete awe of your eyes. Let’s say you meet one day in Toccoa, it’s a beautiful day, but it gets a whole lot better when this tall, dirty blonde haired man accidentally bumps into you.

he doesn’t do it on purpose, but he’s sooo glad he did, and when he takes a step back to apologise, he’s suddenly lost for words when you’re just gazing back to him all beautiful and your eyes are GLOWING in the Georgian sunlight.

”oh my god have I just bumped into an Angel or?” I don’t think Skip would physically be able to hide his attraction/ crush from you. Even if you were good friends for a while, his feelings would be so obviously out there.

he’d probably recognise how intuitive you are, I feel like Skip can be the same; so when he notices you speaking more often about topics you’re passionate about, he purposefully brings things up to have a debate/ find a way to speak to you.

thinks you’re soooo super duper smart and agrees with you on literally anything. He’s a liberal man, wants to hear your opinions / intuitions on absolutely everything and anybody.

Can tell when you’re a little anxious and supports you through this, cheers you on even if you’re just having a conversation with somebody. “It’s okay, babe, carry on.” Or, “I’m listening, babe.”

Feel like he’d call you babe more than he would your own name. You’re his babe.

So proud of you, shows you off all the time.

‘Yeah well my girl speaks TWO languages, and she’s that smart, she’s gonna save all your sorry arses one day’.

he’s SO proud of you, like the feeling is overwhelming, loves showing you off, talking about you and your accomplishments.

would seriously be your biggest supporter and number 1 cheerleader.

I feel like Skip can’t get enough of you, you’re so smitten and he can see that himself, he loves cuddling and having you to himself when you finally get some alone time.

deffo admires tf out of you, you’d glance down and he’d gaze up to you with this gentle smile and eyes literally sparkling.

the golden retriever energy deffo shows in your relationship, you’re so excited to be with each other, and you both grow that comfortable I feel like you become a pair of weirdos that have all these inside jokes and gags- nobody else understands.

I think you’d be the perfect person to support him after the war (let’s pretend he was just wounded OKAY). He’d need the mental support and you’d offer that endlessly with so much encouragement and understanding.

your curious nature means you’d always get to the bottom of his sadness/ low moods. I doubt they’d last for long though, if you talk to him about something you’re interested in, legit anything at all, he’s smiling like a dork in your direction.

listening to relaxing music together, especially closer towards nighttime / before you go to bed would be such a therapeutic routine for you both.

Probably tries to draw whatever you have/ copy it just because he knows it makes you laugh. He BOTCHES it, even though he’s tried his hardest.

these probably end up on the wall or the fridge and let’s say Luz or someone comes to visit theyd probs be like; “I didn’t know you had kids?! What a shit drawing!!”

its all fun and jokes. Your relationship would be so fun, and so full of consistent love.

[sunny6677]

Seeing your Spooky Month thingie with a Christmas song reminded me of my Spooky Month Lemon Demon AU bc Aurora Borealis plays a big part in it so far.

I rearranged the abbreviations, SM LD AU, to SMAULD for my own sake bc it's pronouncable lol

Anyway, one thing you should know about me is that I am OBSESSED with Lemon Demon. Sooo... naturally I had to overlap the spookiness and ethereal stuff between my favorite band and my past hyperfixation.

I could explain more about it if you want??

It'll probably be a long thing but so far I got uhh

The songs for Skid's Dad and/or Lila include Aurora Borealis, Amnesia Was Her Name, When He Died, The Only House That's Not On Fire (Yet), probably more? idk lol

Bob Velseb's include Sweet Bod, Lifetime Achievement Award

Touch Tone Telephone is for John and, by extent, Jack

Pump and this weird ass cave have Ancient Aliens

Dexter's(?) song is Eighth Wonder but his situation is kinda complicated in this one tbh

There's probably more but I forgor 💀 lol

I still have to mayyybe work on it again now that ep6 came out...

Oh hell yeahh!!! This sounds really cool man isjsms /pos

I ain't the biggest Lemon Demon fan out there but I DO really enjoy Cabinet Man hehdndn

[feather-is-a-bad-car]

part two! my partner described the sephirah, once again based only on memes/text posts

malkuth- i think that shes sillymoding, she seems very girlfail. childhater. dirt eater. overworked girlfail. she has one of those bobs (you know the ones) she just looks like she gets bullied at the office. she has the clipboard and everything she looks like at the office people say "shove off loser!" and shes like "aaaa". thats her

yesod- old man. not like actually its like when millenials are like "these gen-z ers... theyre so disrespectful. but if they ever talk to an old person theyre like "oh my god shut UPPP" hes like a control freak and i think hes very literal. he might just have autism, he might be both

hod- very girlfail, she kind of reminds me of gangle. yeah i think shes really girlfail im trying to think of anything else to say other than girlfail. shes very silly, she tries to take her job seriously. im not even sure what her job is- im not sure *she* knows what her job is

netzach- (i will preface this by saying my partner thinks hes very attractive and already knew about him)

i love netzach he makes me gay. i would give up women for him- no. i wouldnt... hes REALLY attractive though. i think i could fix him. i dont know everything thats wrong with him but ill figure it out. (giggling) hes sooo fineeee

tiphereth- is she the one that has The Boy™️ shes like apocalypse baby. like the world ends and shes there and shes like "oh im apocalypse baby" and the boy is there. he doesnt say anything, hes just there to be her twin or something. theyre like the twins from the shining but if the twis had the shine. im convinced that she has powers like in the shining

gebura- she hot lady. shes hot lady she wears a bodysuit. the war. i think that she went through... *the war* and shes never been the same but shes still really really hot women. i dont know what i have with lesbians.. i dont know i dont think she would like men. she had the g cause her name is.. gebura? i think. g for gebura she just doesnt know her name sometimes so she has it on her sleeve

chesed- blue hair! pronouns. bro im so glad other people think his name looks like "cheesed" he absolutely IS cheesed. he seems like hed say "cheesed to meet you" in the most monotone voice. caffeine addict, he probably wants to die.

hokma- the old one. thine oldeth man. yeah hes- i nearly called him old man yaoi. hes old man yaoi. and hes in love with.. jesus. jesus christ anecdote number one. i think hes the type of person to have arthiritis and complain about the rain because it makes his joints hurt

binah- she reminds me of the gross misconduct quote "i think the phrase gross misconduct is funny. i think your behavior is yucky disgusting." thats yesod at her. she looks like that one girl from genshin with the weird bob.

i sent my partner a bunch of limbus memes then made him tell me what he thinks all of the characters are like... here are his thoughts (transcribed by me):

gregor- hes the metamorphasis guy, hes silly dad man, he doesnt like being bug man, besties with rodion or whatever her name is

rodion- thats gregors best friend, she likes to gamble, she is girlboss shes the girlboss to his boyfailure, and she is pretty woman (take me on a date please)

sinclair- umm hes so me and he is a queer :), and he is cripplingly insecure, and i know that one of his traits is like dependant or something, he is besties with donkey (specifically spelled like donkey from shrek) and thats it

yi sang- emo, hes reality user and hes also besties with donkey

ishmael- moby dick, moby dick girl, she is SERIOUS. and a lesbian ? and sheee- i cant keep hitting on lesbians, i think shes.. i dont know shee wants to get back at that darn whale 😡

heathcliff- this is heathcliff hes revenge guy, you can tell cause he has it on his bat. he is big strong dumb guy thats kind of aggressive and- not kind of aggressive he looks very aggressive i would like bump into him on the street and he would be like "GGRGHG" nd i would be like "woahh".

don quixote- ohmygod THIS is sillymoding this is donkey, pure delusion enjoyer. is a woman who has a delusion of being a guy who is a knight but not in the way of she thinks shes a guy, and speaks in "hear ye hear ye", shes childish and fun and everyone loves her the end :)

hong lu- okay so this is babygirl and i love him hong lu if youre free on saturday call me, hes sheltered and he has heterochromia, which im like i look at his sprites im like oh i cant see it then i look at fanary of him im like oh i see it. he looks smart he looks like one of those guys who he would be like you get halfway through the game and he seems unassuming then hes like "oh i actually know a lot you just didnt bother to check with me"

ryoshu- i dont actually know her name but i know she likes cigarettes and... SMOKER. shes serious and like the actual leader of the group cause i know what outis looks like she looks like shes like "oh im actually the leader" but this ones like oh i actually do things around here

mersault- thats mersault hes french and serious guy but hes also kinda sillymoding on the inside hes just autistic. hes very flat effect autistic coded

outis- thats outis anddd outis is very leadership oriented shes like IM the leader I run the show nd the other ones like oh you think that, she seems like her nd heathcliff either get along or hate each other no imbetween

faust- faust speaks in third person and is- seems like based on the fact she speaks in third person, youd think shes sillymoding but shes actually very pretentious and intelligent, she seems very good at her job. i think shes very attractive also faust hit me up

bonus, dante!

dante- those darn they/thems.. taking over our workforces. theyre the manager, theyre sillymoding, and theyre a liberal cant change a logbybolb. they try to like keep things in line then the sinners are like "no we wanna do this other thing" nd dantes like "well okay..."

[cutiecorner]

Do you have any babyspace Bruce headcanons? (With caregiver Clark of course)

Of course!! I absolutely adore babyspace Bruce, probably my favorite space for him 🥺 💕 here's some headcanons!

This is one I've been rotating in my brain forever now lol - for a year or two after the incident in his childhood, Bruce was selectively mute. He had a lot of trouble communicating with and even around strangers, so he actually learned a little sign language. Only a few things, but enough that he can still use it to communicate while he's too little to talk!

This lil guy goes coocoo bananas for vanilla milk specifically, especially when warm. He loooves bottles because it gets to focus on doing a task. He can usually hold it by himself but if he's sleepy he'll happily let someone else feed him

He goes through pacis really fast because he usually chews through them lol. He grinds his teeth or chews his nails regularly in life, so he does the same to pacifiers.

He loves being rocked and bobbed up and down by Clark, especially when he floats. It puts Bruce right to bed, even when that's not the intention lol.

Though honestly he doesn't really need to be rocked (well he does, emotionally it's a MUST) because he falls asleep at random times. He just decides "alright nap now" and sleeps wherever he is or wherever looks comfortable. Up to and including on the dog bed, in the batmobile, on Clark, so on and so forth

In the same vein, if he's in the dark he's asleep. Clark will try to peekaboo with him by covering him with a blanket but when he pulls it back he's already out cold

He has a special lamb lovie :) it's one of those that's half plush half blanket with a little rattle in the head, and it's ancient. Her name is Dr. Lambsley, Clark, she didn't go thru 5 years of medschool to be a miss-

He's kind of a cat, because he'll knock stuff out of his way if he decides it's baby time. Reading a book? Not anymore. Cooking? More like cuddling

He loves to be read to sooo so much. He tolerates baby books but he more likes high collar stuff like Shakespeare or Vernes or whatever. He wants to be read to for a very long time, understanding the words is an afterthought

The one children's book he really loves is Gulliver's Travels! Though he does begrudgingly come to enjoy Clark's favorite baby books, because he does silly voices

[aalissy]

Pokemon AU

Sooo I’ve been obsessed with Pokemon since I was a little girl haha. I lovedddd the anime and adore the games! Legends Arceus was sooo much fun to play recently. Anywho, I hope you like this AU haha.

AO3

“Tikki?!” Marinette shouted out questioningly, feeling almost panicked as she looked over at her Pokemon. She had just left a few moments ago to go pick up some Oran berries for her little Ledian. Now that she came back to the small clearing that she had left her Pokemon in, though, she saw a boy in all black with a dark mask holding a Pokeball in his hand as he crept closer to Tikki. 

Oh god, please tell me he’s not Team Rocket, Marinette pleaded with herself as she raced over. Ledian chirped cheerfully when she saw her, buzzing happily. She slowed her pace down as she stared over at the boy suspiciously. “Excuse me but what exactly are you doing?”

He blinked at her before blinking at Tikki. Almost immediately he gave her a bright grin, scratching the back of his neck sheepishly. “Oh, I’m sorry is this your Ledian? I didn’t realize she already had an owner.”

Almost immediately, Marinette relaxed. So he wasn’t Team Rocket then. Good. Clearing her throat, she gestured to the mask on his face. “You probably shouldn’t wear that, you know. I thought you were Team Rocket and trying to steal her.”

His gaze widened as he patted the mask. Shaking his head, he murmured, “Sorry, that wasn’t my intention.” 

He kicked at the grass, making no move to either take off the mask or introduce himself. Clearing her throat, she took a step forward and motioned to herself and her Pokemon. “Well, it’s nice to meet you. I’m Marinette and this is Tikki, my partner.”

His eyes darted around for a moment, looking almost nervous before he gave her another small grin, saying, “Oh! A-and I’m uh... Chat Noir! Yeah, Chat Noir!”

One of Marinette’s eyebrows rose as an amused smile twitched across her lips. He was a little odd but he also seemed rather sweet. “Chat Noir? That’s your name?” she asked, giggling quietly.

“Mhm,” he hummed, bobbing his head up and down before his eyes brightened. “Do you want to do a little Pokemon battle? My Umbreon versus your Ledian?”

She gaped at him, feeling a little shocked by how quickly he wanted to battle her. Didn’t he understand type advantages? His Dark-type Pokemon would be weak to her Bug-type Pokemon. Feeling slightly hesitant, she asked, “A-are you sure?”

“Yeah!” Chat chirped. “It’ll be my first real Pokemon battle!”

His first Pokemon battle? He didn’t look much younger than her and Marinette had already got three gym badges. Chewing her lip, she decided that she would help teach him a little bit about battles. After all, she had been pretty lost when she first started too.

Nodding her head, she murmured, “Alright, come on then, Tikki! Time to battle.” Her Ledian grinned over at her proudly before getting into position, looking ready. 

Chat looked excited as he threw his Pokeball, shouting, “Come on out, Plagg!”

The Umbreon shook itself off, licking its paw rather lazily. Marinette smiled at the cute black cat, pulling out her Pokedex and logging the new Pokemon. Alright! It was officially time to teach Chat about Pokemon battles. “Tikki use Bug Buzz!”

Ledian vibrated its wings, sending a dangerous sound wave over to the Umbreon. Plagg didn’t make any effort to dodge, still licking his paw before it hit him with full force. He cried out, flying backwards as the super effective move landed on him.

“Plagg!” Chat shouted before he narrowed his eyes at her. “You’ll regret that! Come on, buddy use Double-Edge!”

His Umbreon shook itself off before rushing at her Ledian, slamming into it with full force before she could dodge out of the way. Her Pokemon winced with pain and her heart trembled at the sight. Marinette hated it when her Pokemon got hurt. Plagg stumbled backward, looking out of breath and even more hurt after that reckless tackle.

“Alright now, Tikki show him the power of Bug moves with Bug Bite!” Marinette pointed over to the Umbreon.

Her Ledian immediately dove for the cat, biting it viciously before she came back, buzzing rather smugly. Plagg stumbled back up, his legs shaking as he wobbled back and forth weakly. 

“One more should do it! Plagg use Double-Edge!” Chat yelled once again.

Marinette’s eyes widened in shock. Why would he do that? His Pokemon was barely standing and Double-Edge also damaged the user. Plagg hit Tikki, slamming into her with a rough tackle. They both hit the ground and she felt her heart drop. Was her Pokemon alright? Running over to them, she heard Tikki buzz faintly before floating back upright looking exhausted. Plagg remained on the ground, his eyes firmly closed as he remained fainted.

She blew out a breath of relief, high-fiving her Ledian. “Woohoo! Nice job, Tikki! We did it!”

“Oh no! Plagg!” Chat said, rushing over as he cuddled the fainted Pokemon to his chest. 

Marinette looked over at him and his Pokemon, feeling bad for both of them. Rummaging around in her bag, she pulled out a Revive. She nudged it against him, murmuring, “Here you go. Use this and he should be up again.”

Chat grinned over at her gratefully before using the Revive, watching with relief as his Umbreon slowly woke up again. He clutched Plagg to his chest, murmuring his thanks to the Pokemon. With a small laugh, Marinette again reached into her bag and pulled out the Oran berries she had collected previously. Handing half to Chat, she gave the other half to Tikki, petting and cooing over her Pokemon. Immediately, Tikki buzzed happily, doing a flip in the air as she looked healthy once again. 

Clearing her throat, she turned once again to face Chat who was stroking his now healthy Pokemon. “Do you know about type advantages?” Marinette asked.

“No. What are those?” He tilted his head up at her curiously.

“A type advantage means that a particular Pokemon will have a stronger effect against the other. For example, your Dark-type Umbreon is weak to my Bug-type Ledian. Three other examples are that Grass is weak to Fire but strong against Water. Fire is weak to Water but strong against Grass. And, finally, Water is strong against Fire but weak to Grass,” Marinette explained, “There’s a lot more but those are the three big ones.”

Chat patted his Umbreon with a sheepish grin. “Wow! I didn’t know that at all! Thanks for telling me. That’ll probably be useful if I come up against another Bug-type like your Ledian.”

She giggled before realization hit her. “Oh! And another thing, Double-Edge is really powerful but it also does damage to your own Pokemon! So you should be careful about using that move if your Pokemon already looks weak.”

“Got it!” He nodded his head eagerly. “I wish I had a pen and paper to write this all down.”

“Trust me.” Marinette patted his shoulder. “The more battles you do, the more experience and knowledge you’ll get. And, besides, you already did really well for your first battle. You almost beat Tikki and she had the type advantage and more experience than your Pokemon.”

“Well, thanks a lot, Marinette.” Chat stood up, giving her another smile. “You taught me so much!”

“No problem, Chat Noir,” she teased before taking a few steps forward, planning to head out of the woods. Pausing a few feet away, Marinette eventually called back, “Hey! If you want, you can come with me! Maybe we can learn together!”

Like a flash he was by her side, beaming at her. “Really?”

“Mhm,” Marinette hummed before resuming her pace as she began leading them out of the woods. Maybe she’d find out why he seemed to like wearing his mask. And, besides, it might be nice to have more company for a change. She had a feeling that she and Chat would get along really well.

[reefer-reelz-n-reviews]

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Second movie: Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Smoking: A cone, some of bob bowl

This is another one of my favorites. Having male roommates can be a challenge, which I'm sure they would feel the same way about females. lol. Sharing a bathroom with them is hard also. But I always made sure to lock the door.

Seth Rogen steals Elizabeth Bank's hand warmer to heat up his balls, gross. But he gets his own pay back because it burns his nut sack! Karma.

I definitely knows what it feels like to not want to go to your 10 year reunion. I didn't go to mine, but I had a good reason, COVID it and so I got to stay home and not really make an excuse. Works for me!

I think Craig Robinson is my favorite in this movie. Imma be Oprah rich!

First outfit that EB tries on makes her look like she's in the 70s. I do like the dress she choose she looks cute in it. "To catch a predator kind of way, yeah its sexy." As SR says.

Having 800 people in your graduating class sounds terrible. Like that just sounds like a very packed school, like sardines. Like that is just one class, not including the lower grades.

Then you have the wonderful Jason Long! I really like his other movies; Dodgeball, Accepted. Both great movies.

"I will be your Sherpa on the mountain of gayness"

CR talks about wanting to watch shit while you shit does sound like a good idea. Though like you need to make sure you leave or your legs would be so numb.

Trying to come up with porn movie names, my roommate goes 28 Dongs Later. lol

Jason Mewes being in here I think is the cherry on top. He is so funny, Lester the Molester Cock-in-Stuff. Wait his porn name is Pete Jones!

Erotic Re-imagining Star Whores was born!

Then their plans get foiled and the place they were renting gets destroyed. Now to find out the next thing to try because they still need money. Finding the next thing while working in the Bean-N-Gone.

Shit going into other shit. Kind of feel like that's how life is.

Why would you just start dancing in a porn. They are in a coffee shop, like it was just so random lol.

CR and JM sleeping together on the couch is so adorable. Super hilarious CR's thumb in JM's mouth.

Then the fall out between Zack and Miri. And as he is walking out of the coffee shop the guy pulls out too quickly and the poor camera man got covered in poo! So gross, but soo sooo funny!

CR finally gets Oprah rich! The Settlement went through. And we can come through and end the movie where he love interest comes to a close.

Sex really does change a lot of things in a relationship.

When SR runs into the apartment and sees JM naked in the apartment walking around like its nothing. Teaching SR about what a dutch rutter or a double dutch rutter. I probably could have gone my whole life without knowing that information. lol.

Let us Fuck! The End!

Wasn't as involved with this movie. In some pain and not looking forward to go to work tomorrow. Next time I'll do better, maybe, depends on the buzz.

Binge Smoke*

Hopefully I'll wake up feeling better!

Thanks for stopping by.

-Tripple R

[ingoodjesst]

reblogging w some doodles of me trying to figure out how himeno's sister looks in my head, imo she has more of a middle part and a cleaner bob but idk it won't look v refined until i get on a tablet bc my traditional art is SOOO messy - misc other headcanon/char construction thoughts under the cut

next task is making up a name for her that fits which may be me fumbling bc im at best familiar w chinese naming conventions but i am leaning towards "hina" or "hinako" (i haven't chosen kanji yet but leaning towards ones meaning sun/calm in contrast to himeno's no/野 meaning "field" with connotations of "wilderness" which is very fitting for her lol (and i'll probably be asking friends around if this makes any sense))

part of me is agonizing over the necessity of picking a family name if i were to seriously WRITE anything involving her little sister, and i'm reluctant to but....... it may be Necessary for the sake of fic/ficlets i may or may not write ghlkdsjf

in contrast to himeno i imagine her personality to be a bit more calm/reserved, bc himeno at her best is bold and loud and unrestrained and it makes sense to me that her lil sister would take up less space in a room as a result lmao. maybe less that she's like, "shy" and more she's more efficient/understated with her words and actions? maybe she flusters more easily tho and sometimes chafes at her older sister treating her like a lil kid but overall she loves her

i also imagine that himeno is at least 5-6 years older than her little sister and they're both in their 20s (i'm thinking her lil sister is 20-21, making himeno 26-27). himeno dotes on/pesters people she cares about - i mean she writes home a lot so she clearly cares about her family - and moreover we see how much she dotes on kobeni. low key it would be interesting to imagine that himeno sees a bit of her lil sister in kobeni (the age and the reserved nature anyway) and that's one reason why she cuddles up to her so much lol...

on a meta level iam imagining this spiraling out until i'm one of those fandom ppl with what's essentially an OC based on infinitesimal crumbs of canon that i have produced untold amounts of content for which tbf idk if i'm genuinely capable of that but if i were to do it for anyone i'd do it for himeno who deserves the best little sister ever..........

i am biding my time but i wanna make so much fan content of himeno and her little sister both canon compliant and otherwise. i wanna explore her sister and her family grieving. i wanna imagine aki and himeno's sister cleaning out her apartment together in silence, grieving the bits of her left behind, both haunted by her missing presence in the room. i wanna depict the horror as himeno's sister gets the news that the mr. hayakawa she met briefly at the hospital left behind thousands in savings to her family, just as an important surgery was coming up for her father. how she cries with relief but also with bittersweetness because the person who would've known her sister as intimately as she did is also gone and her father will be gone soon enough too and she'll be alone to carry on himeno's memory. but aki chose to help her, so she has to make it mean something, for him and but most of all for her sister.

[iwaisa]

request. Sooo... First of all I ABSOLUTELY LOVE your work and I’d like to make a request😌 What about a tendou fic (or hc idk how you call them) that is like both soft and has some nice smut it👀 idc about the topic that much go wild girl I trust you. Aaand maybe if you have time at some point do the same with oikawa maybe😏 Anyway tysmmm - anon

a/n. hi lovie !! i already did some tendou boyfriend hcs here and some soft nsfw hcs here so i chose to do oikawa instead 🥺 i hope you have a wonderful day bby 💘😽

oikawa as your boyfriend

- pairing. oikawa x gender neutral reader

- genre. sfw + nsfw under the cut

- warnings. dom / sub dynamics under the cut, talks of bjs etc., making out, slight swearing, character and reader are both 18.

► now playing...

most. supportive. boyfriend.

he can and will act as your pillar of support

if you happen to play volleyball or any sport, expect to see him at all of your matches / competitions / games

probably has a shirt with your number on it, or if you do a solo sport, expect him to still be there with flowers or a sign

he absolutely loves seeing you do your sport, how elegant or strong you look never fails to leave him stunned

if you like art or writing, he’ll literally whine to see your works, but will never fail to lift your spirits by praising you

if you don’t really have any hobbies, he’ll be as supportive, just with your schoolwork

he LOVES when you show up to his matches

just your presence there is enough for him to be extra focused and intimidating towards the other team

he secretly loves being babied

whenever he hurts his knee (again) he loves when you rush up to him and help him

even if you’re only watching someone else help him, he feels just as blessed to have a caring partner like you

oikawa doesn’t exactly mind when he gets hurt, since he knows he can just get right back up and go at whatever he was doing again (not without you or iwaizumi scolding him first)

but whenever you get hurt though…

he’s scolding you and ordering you to stay home and heal before you do anything harmful to yourself

hypocrite 🙄

n e ways

he loves taking you to cafes and cute restaurants and spoiling you, but if you’d rather stay home or go elsewhere, oikawa is super flexible and already canceling his reservations

some days he just really wants to stay home and cuddle you while watching documentaries about outer space, but if you’d like to be active, he’s already recording that show to watch later because you’re his first priority

big big fan of pda

absolutely adores showing you off and that you’re taken

he acts all high and mighty when his hand is resting on your lower back, awfully close to your behind, but he will get extremely flustered when you give him a simple peck on the cheek

he’s not used to physical affection since his first girlfriend was only ‘in love’ with him for his looks and popularity, but left when she realized volleyball was his true passion and he’ll never have as much time for her

he’s still pretty haunted by the idea that you’ll come to the same realization she did and leave too

however, he trusts you way more than her and he has his own realization; you love him because of his passion in volleyball and determination to improve, but his devilishly good looks is just the topping ;)

nsfw below the cut !

i think oikawa would love receiving head more than giving

don’t get me wrong, he loves giving you everything he can, making you squirm underneath him as he pleasures you, but when it comes to oral, he really loves seeing your head bob up and down his length

it’s something about how good you look as you suck him off that really gets him going, occasionally making him cum embarrassingly fast because you just look so damn good on your knees.

loves loves loves making out with you

he’s messy too

it’s a mix of clashing teeth, tangling tongues, and lips frantically moving against each other that shows you just how much love he wants to give you

will definitely tease you, but he isn’t mean about it

when you just want him to give you something after a bad day, he’ll tease you for being impatient

but he’ll never deny his partner of what they want

his favourite position is probably missionary or taking you from behind

v classy man

his moans are just gorgeous

it’s very breathy, practically setting your loins on fire with the way he moans your name over and over as he’s on the cusp of cumming

oh boy and when he does cum

he gets embarrassed at how loud he becomes, so he just quickly presses his lips to yours, engaging you in a messy kiss as he spills his load

he’s very into romantic sex, occasionally including a shared bath afterward

bro i want him 😔

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