valgrace prompt: aphrodite makes piper a deal that if she can successfully match make a couple then she will give piper any type of magical item she likes. she isn’t inclined to take the deal due to her not wanting to meddle around in other people’s love lives.
however, after leo comes out to her, she makes a deal with him. she says she’ll find him the perfect boyfriend (since she doesn’t mind meddling in leo’s love life) and succeed in aphrodite’s deal. it’s a win-win situation since he’ll get an amazing, loving, piper-approved boyfriend and she’ll get whatever magical item she wants from her mom.
it sounds like an easy task but it sudden becomes incredibly hard when she realizes leo doesn’t have a type. when she asks him about what he looks for in a guy, all he can come up with are “not an asshole” and “preferably not evil” and “thinks i’m funny” which aren’t very helpful. also, he seems not to have any physical preferences other than thinking muscles are attractive.
eventually, after some talking he suggests (partially as a joke) that all the things listed in holding out for a hero are what he would want in his ideal man. with this, piper is on the search to find the best boyfriend for her best friend.
however, as piper is on her search, she begins to realize that jason not only fits all the requirements but is practically the perfect boyfriend and already clicks amazingly well with leo. now, she’s determined to set up her ex boyfriend and best friend with her other best friend.
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i don’t think we talk enough about how sophie copied her life philosophy from a kenny rogers song lmao. how many times do the leverage team pick her up on trying to pass off song lyrics as advice? or plots of films and books as Definitely Real Anecdotes. like they’re all at the bar telling some scary stories that happened to them and suddenly someone interrupts her like "ohhh fuck you that’s The Cask of Amontillado" and everyone groans. hardison sees parker’s notes from being mentored by sophie and about half of it is (admittedly applicable) paraphrased song lyrics.
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Oh my God, this is so unbearable
Make it stop— this is more than medical
All I want is to feel beautiful inside and out...
You're the one that can save me from myself
Destruction, triple nine, I need your help
All I want is to feel beau t i f u l . . .
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ok people we gotta stop making mori the source of all evil with soukoku. Yes mori is evil about how he treated yosano and a lot of the pm members but that's a whole other can of worms.
Anyways with skk MORI WOULD NOT TRY TO GET IN THEIR WAY IN FACT HE WOULD ENCOURAGE THEIR ASSES TO GET TOGETHER THIS PANEL EXISTS FOR A REASON.
MORI SHIPS THEM SO BAD ITS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.
Fics need to stop making this dude try to prevent skk from dating. I want a crack fic where mori is just like "Hey how was ur day do u like to kiss guys?" To both dazai and chuuya. I want mori shenanigans where he's actively trying so hard to set them up and Elise is sitting in a corner with kouyou and they're hard core judging him.
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Pick a song based on a bad description! You do not have to recognize any of the songs to choose them. You're going more for a mood. A vibe. Whatever cracks you up. Roll a d12, maybe. Just pick something and reblog the poll (reblogging is important -- we get a lot of ties if there's not a bunch of votes, so please reblog!)
At the end of the week, I will take all the songs and put them in a playlist, starting with the song that has the least number of votes and working up to the song with the most votes. I will then share the poll around one last time with a link to the playlist and all individual songs. If you would like to hear the finished playlist, please leave a comment or mention it in tags or whatever, and I will tag you when the playlist is finished.
Also, if you're intrigued by a description and you just can't wait, shoot me an ask and I will tell you the name/artist of the song that you're interested in. But like I said, you don't have to know to vote. Go with what you feel in your heart.
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Watched my first Starkid production
I'm in love with Angela Giarratana.
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