#son harley keener

[thewrittenpodcast]

Peter: can we get a puppy

Tony: no

Peter: why

Tony: we have Harley

Peter: but Harley isn't a puppy

Harley, spinning in circles trying to lick his elbow:

Peter:

Peter: never mind I see your point

[ironspidersblog]

Dear parents,

Just because your child is smiling at their phone doesn't mean they have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Maybe they're just looking at pictures of irondad

[poseidons-lovechild]

ST*RKERS DNI

[theglamorousferal]

Tony keeps in touch with Harley post IM3.

Tony hacks into Harley's school to see what his grades are and it not clocking that he could literally just ask about it.

Tony keeping up with the Keener’s via twice monthly phone calls that turn into weekly ones that turn into Tony and Mrs. Keener texting back and forth.

Tony invites the kid to visit during a school break where they both just tinker with things. Harley is nervous at first until they meet up again and they start snarking back and forth.

At least one minor fire or explosion happens. If asked, neither know what started it. (Tony was wiring a gauntlet and Harley jokingly called him Dad when Tony told him he had to do his homework.)

The Keener’s visit for a week in the summertime, Tony has bought the lake house earlier to have a place away from people. Mrs. Keener and Pepper get along pretty well and both the kids like Pepper, so Tony counts it as a win.

Tony offers to pay for Harley and his sister's education and Mrs. Keener took him up on it because there was no way she’d be able to afford to send both her kids to college unless one of them got a free ride and Tony shows he cares by spending money and making sure those he cares about are safe and comfortable.

Harley spends the summer before his freshman year of high school with Tony. Tony finds a used classic car and they spend the summer rebuilding it and upgrading the engine to run clean.

Tony finds Spider-Man and finds out he’s a year older than Harley. Tony panics because here’s another kid genius but this one's in way over his head and will stay in over his head regardless of if he has support or proper equipment. Tony decides that no one else is gonna help this kid and give him as much protection as he could if he built him a suit, so he does just that.

Tony finds out about Midtown through Peter and approaches Mrs. Keener with an opportunity for Harley. (It's a genius school and it's practically a feeder to MIT, it'll be great.) Harley moves into the tower that Tony has kept here because he has reason to stay in the city.

Tony is a lot better at dealing with a kid because he's been hanging out with Harley so long, so he invites Peter over to meet Harley and have lab time. 

Harley just quips “so you’re my replacement?” to Peter and Peter immediately panicking and stuttering over himself while Harley howls with laughter.

Harley helps Peter learn to be more comfortable around Tony by roasting Tony for twenty straight minutes and after a month of lab days enlists Peter's help in making a program for FRIDAY to blast Barbie Girl when Tony has spent 24 hours or more in the lab.

Peter asks Harley to hang out with Ned outside of lab days. The three of them end up building a LEGO Deathstar and have drawn up the plans to be able to make it hover the next lab day.

Peter and Harley become thick as thieves and get to the point of that weird twin telepathy especially when it comes to being sassy.

One school break the three of them didn't go outside for the first four days, just spending most of the time in the lab so Pepper comes in and orders them to go outside for once my god Tony. Take them to your favorite burger place, I don't care, just be outside.

This leads to the three of them getting Pap'd. ("Yeah, I was out to lunch with my two interns, what's the matter with that?" is the quote above a picture of him laughing as the two boys pretend their straw wrappers are mustaches.)

This leads Tony to realize that he hadn't actually gotten the boys registered as his interns and remedies this immediately. (with backpay into a trust for each of them(Harley already gets an allowance, Tony has no idea how much is the proper amount to give to a 14 year old, and so usually gives him a few of whatever bills are in his wallet.))

Tony decides that now that they're officially employees of SI, that means they get to check out the place and so brings them down to R&D where everybody is immediately charmed by Peter and amused by Harley. The boys end up talking to the interns on the floor while Tony discusses the latest StarkPad.

One lab day both Harley and Peter look exhausted but Peter still showed up for lab time so they make their way there. Tony takes one look at them and asks FRIDAY to scan them, they both have fevers and he herds them into his living room.

Tony orders all the cold remedies he can think of to be brought up to the penthouse. Tony instructs the boys to pick a movie while he gathers blankets and dumps them on the boys.

Tony frantically texting Harley's mom and May asking them what he should do I've never taken care of a sick kid before, there are two of them, what do I do??

May asks Tony if Peter can stay the night because she's working a double that she can't get out of. He says yes if she can tell him what to do for sick kids because Harley's mom hasn't been able to respond.

Tony ends up joining the boys on the couch after forcing each of them to take cold medicine and thrusting a bowl of chicken noodle soup into each of their hands. Tony's in between the boys.

Over the course of WALL-E each boy begins to sag eventually trapping Tony on the couch. He's got one drooling in his shoulder and another drooling on his thigh. He asks FRIDAY to take several pictures before going back to his work on his StarkPad.

This starts Peter staying over whenever May is working night shifts. Then staying over every other weekend. Then Tony invites May and Peter to go on vacation to the lake house for a few days in the summer.

The Keener family is also present and May, Pepper and Mrs. Keener get on like a house on fire. Peter loves playing with Abbie with Harley. Three group chats are made that day. The adults in a co-parenting chat, the ladies in an exasperated with our geniuses chat and the kids in a sass and meme chat.

Just, Tony becomes a dad to two brilliant boys (and maybe one of the boy's baby sisters too depending how you want to write her).

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: What do you do if someone insults you?

Peter: be the bigger person

Harley: that's such a basic bitch answer

Tony: Peter, wrong. I taught you better than that. Harley, continue

Harley: Why be the bigger person? When you could be the problem

Tony: beautiful.

[flowgeeksout]

Thank god or whatever the fuck is out there that I have a physiatry appointment today. Idk knows how much longer I could just read Irondad fanfiction/Peter Parker-centric fanfiction pretending that everything was fine when it is a miracle only by the medication that I am on that I am not having a constant panic attack.

[hersheysmcboom]

Harley: hey,look who’s away in a mager

Tony: not funny, (continues to cry)

Harley: why are you here?

Tony: oh you know, just hanging out with Mary, you know, like me her having a kid was a surprise but after that she pretty much hit it out of the park.

Harley: why are you crying?

Tony (crying) those stories you told about me, I was so awful to you, how can I ever make it up to you?

Harley: you may not realize it, but you already have, I can tell those stories because they don’t hurt me as much any more, I have learned to move on, I’m happy with our relationship now.

[watsonia-avosetta]

this CANNOT be a coincidence

[two-sheep-in-one-wolfs-clothing]

if i were to write a parkner princess diaries au, which one would play the role of mia? please help lol

(peter would still be spider-man)

[thewrittenpodcast]

Harley: is the mafia like... a real thing

Peter: what

Harley: like is it real

Peter: when I tell you i fought a mob boss called Kingpin what did you think I meant?

Peter: a fictional character?

Harley: maybe

Peter:

Peter: harley the mafia is real

Harley: can I meet them

Peter: nO-

[ironspidersblog]

Tony with Peter, Harley, nebula, the bots, and Morgan

[ladypostal]

Summary: It’s been four days since he became an Avenger, four days since Thanos snapped, four days since he and Nebula were left stranded in space, four days since he lost Tony, four days since Earth’s Mightiest Heroes lost.

He wouldn’t consider himself mighty, not then, not now.

Or…

Peter doesn't get blipped, but Tony does. Where does he go from there?

[spiderbae2319]

I was sitting in my room when, for no reason, this popped into my head…

Isn’t it devastating that Tony didn’t live to see Riri and her Ironheart suit

Now she’ll never get a mentor/superhero dad and a swath of super-pseudo-siblings

Just because Peter didn’t want to be the next Iron man, didn’t mean no one did…

[rwar-lou]

Begging and pleading for someone to write a fic where Peter really likes southern accents so he sets his dating profile to Tennessee and matches with Harley

[flowgeeksout]

The song The Archer by Tayor Swift is so Peter Parker-coded. The whole "Who could ever leave me darling but who could stay?" He fears that anyone whom he tells about Spiderman is going to get hurt.

"I hate my reflection for years and years" the fact that he has not saved people and the guilt he carries with him everywhere.

"All of my heroes died all alone" that he is dangerous to people because of him being Spiderman and that he feels that he is going to die alone.

"I have been the archer, I have been the pray" that he has been on both sides of justice and that he feels bad for both.

And of course the big one

"They see right through me, I see right through me, cause they see right through, they see right through me, they see right through me, can you see right through me?, they see right through me, they see right through me, I SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME!"

I don't know if I need to explain that one but it is basically him feeling unworthy of being with these heroes like the Avengers, Fantastic Four, etc., and that he is fake. He will never live up to them

"All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put me together again, because all of my enemies started out friends." Another I am going to be all alone and everyone is going to hate me.

"Let me hold onto you," He has found another person that he loves but is too scared to admit it because then he will lose them too. Like how he lost everyone else.

Then at the end it says

"Who could stay? Who could stay? Who could stay? You could stay. You could stay."

He ist still willing to fight for it even though it may seem like a lost cause.

Then the last line.

"Combat. I am ready for combat."

He is going to fight for it. He is going to fight with the other heroes. Because he is one. And now he knows it..

[swimminginstarlight]

asking for a friend, would anyone read a post-endgame fix it fic mostly focusing on the avengers' healing/recovery? the romances im thinking of putting in (either central or side) will be in the tags :)

++ alive nat and tony