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Me: this is my ex husband
Buggy: could you quit calling me that we literally got remarried like a month ago
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Ok, so I know without even looking at the Scarian tag that everyone will be calling their interactions this session divorce coded (and that's valid)
However, THIS IS JUST HOW THEY FLIRT
Like, Scar being obsessed with killing Grian and then Grian blowing up his reputation board once he does???? Get a room. They are staring into eachothers eyes daring the other to do something, this is not divorce, this is enrichment
Exhibit B: Immediately after the whole murder and destruction of property debacle, when Grian has promised to hunt Scar until he's out (kinky) and Scar is hiding in Joel's car with the bamboozlers and the family and the sub ones are staring at them Scar LITERALLY DESCRIBES "THEIR SOCKET EYES" like???? only one man staring at you has socket eyes Scar, are you too busy getting lost in them to notice that???? Hmmmmm
Not to mention that after Mumbo's disastrous lava murder attempt Scar immediately runs right over to Grian and stands as close to him as physically possible for NO REASON!!!! Sir, this man has promised to murder you after you spent 50% of the session being obsessed with murdering him and now you're all up in his personal space whispering in his ear???? The least divorced thing I've seen all day, these two are absolutely openly disgustingly insane about eachother IN PUBLIC for everyone to see
AND Grian once more respawned in Scar's bed
This session is just the minecraft equivalent of making out in public and nobody can change my mind
#divorced Scarian this divorced Scarian that#how about happily in a relationship Scarian deliberately getting eachother riled up and constantly flirting and being obsessed with eachothe#r in front of everyone#to be clear no hate to divorced Scarian I love divorced Scarian#I just find it more fun to headcannon them in a happy relationship#and most things people classify as divorced behaviour are just a matter of perspective#like nothing they did in this session is inherently divorced#we just have a narrative about Scarian that makes us look at those actions and interpret them that way#which is fun and fair#but sometimes it's nice to interpret them differently#👏let👏them👏be👏happy👏and👏insane👏about👏eachother👏#grian#scar#gtws#goodtimeswithscar#scarian#trafficblr#trafficshipping#hermitshipping#wild life#wild life spoilers#wild life smp#gtwscar
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reading the aphex twin interview where he talks about how much he hates radiohead (particularly the Kid A album) was my 9/11
#sometimes i remember it and just shake my head#why can’t we just get along 😞#feel like a child of divorce
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just saw there's going to be a magneto x rogue thing in savage lands and i'm ready to kms with that because wtf this shipp or whatever this is, it's gross af 😐
another reason why i have to throw hands with 97 thems the reason why people even remember this pairing
#snap chats#im so sorry to the few fans of this ship that might follow me vjELVKEJVLAJ#i legit wouldnt even mind if it wasnt such a Who Asked For This pairing#like i do not mind if erik or charles get paired with others like i do have a soft spot for charles + lilandra or even moira sometimes#xmen 92 got me cackling at him getting divorced before the wedding but they were sweet in the proteus episodes ..#like maybe im just close minded and yaoipilled but i cant find the appeal with erik and rogue specifically#i mena i always like erik or charles being able to help other mutants cope with their mutations and the loneliness that comes with it#i love that !!! if thats what was going on from a mentor perspective thatd be neat#but its not not them two ..... every time i see that pairing i wanna spritz erik with a spray bottle it turns me into a hater#i should spritz the writers but oh well .... he's getting the lemon-juice-in-a-bottle treatment GET AWAY FROM HER#also rogue and gambit is peak idk why youd want it any other way ..... but w/e rock on i suppose ... no ones dying ig#just me internally but we live on externally
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dramatic ass jiu from the VC video
#jiu gets really intense about it because hes not able to express himself in any other way#nonchalant every other instance but when it comes to singing youd think the man went through a divorce#i mean. technically he kind of did but. eh.#sometimes jiu misses meals because of practice#kio wants to be of help so she tried to bring it to him without his knowledge#she also calls jiu “president” sometimes#if class presidents in anakt are a thing/if we can make it a thing in s40 then its obvious why she calls him that#but if no then kio calls jiu president literally off of vibes alone lol#alnst oc: kioku#alnst oc: jiu#jioku#last one for today guys sorry for the mass jiokuposting
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theres something really funny to me about archie knuckles' parents canonically being divorced. i think its just the concept of divorce existing in the sonic universe in general thats funny to me
#probably because we dont really see many canon couples in sonic (well. we do in archie sonic but i mean Outside of archie.#are there even any official canon couples in sonic right now aside from those gay birds from idw sonic that show up sometimes.#well i guess theres tom and maddie in the movies but i feel like thats different because theyre from Our World not the sonic world#WHATEVER getting off topic)#and also most sonic characters are usually portrayed as not having parents outside of archie#especially knuckles . its pretty plot relevant that he doesnt have parents in most continuities#so the idea of a divorce happening between sonic characters is just really funny to me
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Giving a complicated tragic childhood backstory to your favorite character is all fun and games, until you realize you need to account for how old all the other adult characters would have been at the time and realize that scenes that would work perfectly if one character was twenty three and the other was fourteen stop working when you need other characters who are played by adult actors clearly younger than they are to be in college at the same time so your story beats line up thematically.
#Don't worry. I made an excel document for this over a year ago#Was that unhinged? Yeah. But this is harder than you think it is#In unrelated news it is now reasonable to have a child in your 20s 30s or 40s depending on when the plot needs the child#Also people in their early 20s can be in grad school have already established careers and adopt children now. I've declared it.#Also: Hollywood stop trying to trick me into believing women in their 30s are the same age as men in their 50s. It's never gonna work.#I'm fighting for my life to make these age gaps normal even on a platonic level#Don't worry I aged the girls up and the boys down#But still this is a bit ridiculous#If you use the actors' ages it doesn't work. Garrison's actress is 16 years younger than Curtain. Why?#I mean I like the casting. But SQ is a teenager. We know Curtain has had his evil plans at least since SQ was born and lost his bio dad#and if the Whisperer is Garrison's invention that means she and Curtain were working together when SQ was born#If SQ in the show is 16 (the actor was older I believe) and Garrison is 37 (that's how old the actress is now she was younger at time)#That means Garrison was only 21 and Curtain was well into his 30s. And that's after you age SQ down and Garrison up for the calculations#So Garrison was likely (according to the shows' casting) even younger than that which begs the question what was Curtain doing?#Was he spending his 30s lurking around college campuses and high schools looking for a kid whose inventions he could steal?#What in the Marcus Cutter is that about?#All these jokes about Garrison being SQ's uninvolved divorced stepmom but nah she's really his estranged big sister#also this is very frustrating because the irl age gap between the actress who plays Number Two and Tony Hale only 7 years#but they're the ones for whom a 16 year age gap would have actually made sense because he adopts her in the books!#but now since Garrison is clearly so much younger than Number Two Curtain and Benedict I have to deal with this#(Don't worry I figured it out and made the age gaps normal. You just now have to believe Number Two is only a year older than Garrison)#It was the stress of living with her family that aged her and Garrison just looks naturally super young that's what we're going with.#And don't get me wrong:#I do like the actresses and actors they casted they're great but sometimes I google the ages and I'm like oh you cannot be serious#But we've (more or less) figured it out#Rant over#writing#writing struggles#tmbs
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gawd damn i need me some hard liquor (apple juice) rn
life got me stressing
#got that urge to want to struggle more than i already do#feeling like dofp charles rn damn#why cant i be a depressed alcoholic drug addict thats still hung up on his divorce 💔#he still had style in that movie damn#thats what i needed from apocalypse#outragous 80s outfits#like i dont fucking care about that blue guy gimme the good music#i need less cgi battle and more good vibes and story#sometimes the superhero movies need to be less about the superheroing and more about the superhero#actually we get that a lot but i dunno if people do it justice#i need a good balance i say#i need to see the old men fighting and then the next scene they’re aggressively making put#i type really fast when typing tags so i dont even realize all my spelling mistakes#hrmm anyway gonna try and get my brain out of this depressive haze#charles xavier#x men#cherik#professor x#erik lehnsherr#apple juice
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I saw your whole bit about cheaters in Saw and I concur completely. For me it doesn't even register as a possibility for Strahm because he has the wombo combo of being a gay autistic. He married his high school sweetheart and chased the white picket dream because that's what he was told to do by authority figures back in the day. I like to think his ex wife is a lovely person that figured out the relationship wasn't working and mercifully started the divorce proceedings so Strahm could finally figure out his own shit. I think he keeps the ring on as a source of stimming comfort
(disclaimer: headcanons, but as an autistic adult, all I see is a man who tried to play by societal rules, but society was not built to accommodate autistics/gay men and work is the only thing that really makes sense to him)
yeah if anything, if he has an ex at all, it was broken off and its 1000% over as of long ago (i really cant do any love still being there w divorces im sorry. whether that means its a clean breakup headcanon or a messy one. they can still be friends, but no love. i will self-insert that headcanon if a fic says otherwise just so i can continue reading it, unless it becomes a big enough plot point.. this is my 1 absolute no im sorry 🙏)
ive also thought of that, of them meeting in school or something, and either Peter himself or Mrs Strahm realizing long ago that they perhaps made a mistake, young and dumb, and itll be better for both of them to go their separate ways and continue exploring themselves
the ring being kept as a reminder to himself for x, y, or z reasons is good 👌👌 ive seen it being a sign to himself to be careful entering relationships because his addiction to work got between the last one, i like that too
#this is also why i have a really really really hard time with “the ex is dead” headcanons bc in my mind theres a LOT of love still there#and its horrifically sad like no thats the greatest fear aside from a remorseful divorce so like its still a no from me#i am also autistic and i agree autistic strahm is good. he may not know social cues very well but damn that boy can interrogate#he may be blunt as hell and come off as rude at times but he can get the job done. its what he knows best#and hes not incapable of being nice and gentle. we see that too. its good#jennilargh#jenna answers#saw#ALSO LIKE yall can headcanon whatever u want!!! i really dont mind if u like the stuff i dont. this stuff is just not for me personally#i’ll even make exceptions sometimes it’s really case by case
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my most controversial opinion is that the most coupley scene in the tv show other than the fridge scene is when duck starts bitching in the friendship episode and red says “oh boo hoo, here we go, now we’re gonna-”
#LIKE ITS SUCH A. 10 YEARS MARRIED THING TO SAY#its such a like. ive lived with you so long and youre such a pain in the ass thing to say#its the most married divorced thing to say#ALSO the you- you said you werent gonna talk to him like that anymore :(((#like. i think its because it implies that this HAS HAPPENED a million times#like. i like the lines that imply their offscreen discussions or that things similar arent unusual in this dynamic if that makes sense#romantic to me i guess bc it implies history or smth#theyve been stuck in that house together since 2010 for real. we just get to look in the dollhouse sometimes#anyways#my dhmis postings
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There were several changes I disliked because it robbed us of the fun from the books, but literally beside myself they took away Percy giving his mother Medusa’s head so she could decide whether to use it against Gabe.
#yes we did get Sally deciding to divorce him on her own which is great!!!#but having Percy decide it was better to empower his mother than take on Gabe himself#meant so much#anyway a lot of this episode didn’t feel earned#but I will need to do a rewatch sometime to confirm that’s not because I failed to pick up on some things#but the kids are so so good#and with a better writing staff for s2 this show could truly be 👌🏻#percy jackson and the olympians
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didnt even touch on the sandra lynn stuff int he tags of the last post bcos if i talk about her im liable to explode. get behind me, middle-aged divorced woman proficient in archery
#wasnt around for sy as it aired but ive seen the remnants of the liveblogging and its so foul#the genuine misogyny....#saw someone claim gilear was a better parent than her and i had to turn off my computer#i know we all love gilear and hes been tbh redeemed by comedy where sandra lynn doesnt get that#but like. be serious.#that tonal shift in difference of how gilear and sandra lynn are received is wicked interesting to me#and like pre-emptive disclaimer this isnt Gilear Problematic I Want Discourse. im just thinkin thoughts here#the way fy episode 1 gilear actively left his wife n daughter and calls her a demon even if he doesnt mean it that way#but then fig/emily takes an interest in him and from there hes a radically different character whos just kind of. pathetic.#im hesitant to call it flanderization because initial gilear only got like 10 minutes of screentime before wet cat gilear took the stage#but like. in ep1 both faeth parents are shown as equally flawed and on an even narrative playing field#which is then upset as fig latches onto gilear as a comedic force and hes not as much 'dad with tense relationship to daughter he disowned'#as 'guy the pcs do bits with'. esp in fy he doesnt do much but let fig live in his apartment sometimes#(and if u rlly wanna analyse u could say something abt her basically taking care of him instead of the other way around)#this then rlly impacts sandra lynn! bcos now fig has One tense parental relationship to rest all her angst on#and where gilear gets bits. sandra lynn really doesnt get much spotlight until the prison sequence#and the lack of focus on sandra lynn Is lampshaded in-universe and i like the resolution#and then u get to sy where sandra lynn gets as much spotlight as gilear but she doesnt have his comedic shield#so instead she has the dramatic spotlight and both the story and the characters are weirdly obsessed w her sex life#and yeah i know im an aro autist maybe i take cheating a bit lightly. but its in the same category as the 'zelda is mad at gorgug' shit#shes made a spectacle but because shes not gilear and society has notions about sex she gets judged for it#like something abt gilear disowning fig getting dropped while sandra lynn is scrutinised so much rlly rubs me the wrong way#she is FLAWED that is what THE JAIL EP WAS ABOUT!!!#she is TRYING arguably more than GILEAR but she doesnt have the absolution of rule of funny to fall back on#i go insane. i go insane#post not mentioning jy bcos i havent seen it. once again middle-aged divorced women proficient in archery get behind me ill protect u
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so, how does interstitial infinity work wrt copyright laws? does it count as parody?
where we’re going copyright can’t stop us
#the actual answer is something like ‘idk weird fanwork greyzone bc none of us are making money off it’#we are doing Advanced Fanfiction#sometimes the Advanced Fanfiction has john cena and sans undertale in a committed relationship#sometimes spiderman goes to the fortnite island#and sometimes goku gets tried in divorce court
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If you can’t handle Gaga at her “the joker is me” (which I could go into a whole rant about) you don’t deserve her at her 2009 VMAs Paparazzi performance
#yes guys the joker is so funny haha we get it#but like do you GET what the song is saying????#sometimes I watch meme culture kill art and I feel like that one divorce satire comic with the kid holding onto his parents#lady gaga
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hiii! just wanted to pop in and say that if you didn’t know, i’m a manager at a movie theater and if you know anything about movies right now, this is a HUGE time for us. with wicked, gladiator, and moana, this is like our super bowl lol it’s VERY busy. not to mention it’s the holidays soon. i wanted to update sometime soon but i’m exhausted by the time i get home and i’m even working on my days off.
anyway, i definitely want to get an update out there soon but even just sitting down to edit it usually leads to me just going on youtube to watch a stupid video before i ultimately decide to go to bed bc im so tired lol. but i will update soon i promise!!!
#i totally just had a dream that john and reader were divorcing but it was like…not something bad#i mean it was sad but they were still friendly with each other#idk he was like ‘we have kids together we’ll still see each other all the time’#i woke up in a panic lmaoooo#i would literally never write that happening in a million years#they’re soulmates! they’re gonna be together forever#anyway i will update soon when i finally get a day off to just do absolutely nothing which hopefully is sometime this year lol
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watching people interact with each other l i k e
#idk is it just me or are irl social interactions extremeeeeeelyyyyy e x h a u s t i n g#e s p e ci a ll y if you have to talk to a bunch of strangers who are somehow getting along really well despite it being their first meeting#but wellllllllllll… ig the reason why im even thinking of this is bc#the beginning of the year always never fails to bring back memories of orientation camps. m a n i hated those#and the things that those camps always have in common are… 1) that i’d be unable to gel well with my groupmates in the orientation camps#and 2) that the orientation group leaders always stick close to me to force me to join in on conversations i want no part of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#i think the overnight camp over the first 3 days of school in. like. 2013 was the worst#bc 1: it was a new school. none of us knew anyone else. and we had to stay at school overnight for some reason during that orientation camp#and 2: (idk about the born-males but) the skirt wearers were all forced to sleep in the (unairconditioned) hall together#with no dividers or segregated corners or anything. just the walls of the hall. nothing else to lean on or anything#so most of them. like. slept in the middle of the hall next to the friends they made that day.#but no. not me. i made no friends so i found a little cozy spot under some list of top academic scorers or sth. peace and quiet#and the best part is that the orientation group leaders didn’t sleep in the hall with us soooo i wasn’t forced to talk to anyone yayyyyyyyy#ngl sometimes i think back to my days at that school and wonder why the heck it was so weird#like even the teachers were weird. throwback to my then-club advisor who called the number i specifically asked her not to call…#which set off a series of events that led to *the* incident that caused my parents’ divorce#thank you ma’am your unnecessary efforts were very much unappreciated </3#hmmmmmm but she wasn’t the only weird teacher at that school though. sadly.#like i had this home econs teacher who insisted that the lights be turned off while we cooked#a n d scolded us for rinsing our cooking utensils and stuff bc ‘the previous class had already washed it!’#she also made us write half a page-long reflections on what we cooked that day in class which was bonkers tbh#there was this literature teacher that made a ✨t o n✨ of shipping jokes about my classmates and inappropriate jokes in general#and this other teacher who p much told me ‘ok sure you have trauma. but [other guy] had experienced worse trauma and look he turned out ok’#uh sorry ma’am no. 2 i had already heard his story from him but i don’t think it’s your place to talk about someone else’s trauma like that—#and g o d there was also this time my class’s groupchat got some of my classmates into a whole bunch of trouble#bc some guy leaked the most problematic of the messages to someone else from another class (who then snitched to a teacher)#man. i do not miss school at all. too many people to talk to; too little time to myself#i do wonder how my former schoolmates are doing though… i hope that they’ll have a good 2k24 if they can~~~~~#ok i think that’s enough of a trip down memory lane for one week. man. i feel old
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