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[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dan if the turtleneck photographer thing happened to phil: OH NOOOOO PHIL IS GONNA GET FUCKING MURDERED 😭😭😭 THAT MAN IS GONNA KIDNAP HIM AND ILL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN THIS IS THE ENDDDDDD 😫😫😫😫😫😫 OR HE’S GONNA LEAVE ME FOR THIS GUY AND THEY’RE GONNA BECOME REAL BEST FRIENDS COMPANIONS THROUGH LIFE ACTUAL SOULMATES 😖😖😖😖 PROBABLY ALL OF THE ABOVE 😱😱😱😱 AND HOW DARE THIS MAN ASK PHIL TO GIVE HIM HIS JUMPER DOESNT HE KNOW THATS PHIL’S FAVOURITE JUMPER?!?!?! I HATE THAT GUY I HOPE HE DIES 🤬🤬

phil when it happened to dan: bro idfk just tell him it was a gift or some shit. or just give him the sweater like you don’t gotta be so dramatic about everything it’s not a big deal you can buy a new one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair: I don’t give a shit what people think about me. I literally do not care.

Tech: Crying so hard you nearly threw up when Echo said he was disappointed in you is a pretty interesting way of showing that.

[yuwuta]

half of these tiktok relationship/break up/whatever pranks would not work on most of the jjk boys, but nanami is esp funny because he just becomes immune to it. you tell him you two should break up and he just sighs and nods, continues making dinner even as you flutter around him and try to start a fake argument. “kento, hello? i’m saying we’re finished!” and he just hums, and chops the vegetables, “that’s nice, dear. did you want red or yellow peppers this time?” 

[froglover7789]

ok ok so we all know luke skywalker ends up making his gay little jedi academy daycare school temple thing and i imagine he ends up with quite the list of ppl attending bc its Luke Skywalker and also force sensitives would flock to bro but then this begs the question of who tf is taking care of all them kids???? its not luke! hes very smart and very strong but i think him and his strange/ dangerous tatooine upbringing would accidently send those children to death. how was he meant to know that the bears in the forest werent friendly? hes never seen a bear before! and so on and so forth. so then whos making sure every one is alive and feeding the kids three square meals? it cant JUST be ahsoka. she'd go crazy from trying to wrangle 20 force sensitive kids and luke. hm..... maybe chewie helps? idk. give me your thoughts plz. and dont say mr din djarin madalorian bc he would be just as bad.

[rakkuntoast]

nonetheless i think its sweet how the qsmp members want the inactive players to come back to the point to go out of their way to plan lore guides/museum so the ones interested in joining are able to catch up

also hoping to remind the ones that arent as interested in lore that you dont have to participate or have a big role if you dont want to like i think antoine, etoiles, philza, vegetta and tazecraft at some point (and i think felps too? i dont watch his pov as much sorry :( ) are one of the best examples of this. they are the ones that i've seen that participate the least in lore and there's nothing wrong with that, everyone should be allowed to play the server as they want

[juminies]

To me Jumin is the most unlabelled man ever as in he literally has not even considered his sexuality because he doesn't care. Like while I don't doubt that someone could teach him about demisexuality and he'd go "I suppose that would make sense 🤔" he's unlabelled until he meets MC and then as far as he's concerned he's MCsexual so there's no point wasting energy getting into the details

[onesidedradiostatic]

the real way to antagonise alastor would be to point out that he and vox actually have quite a few commonalities -- both like being the centre of attention, both up-and-comers of their respective days who got a Lot of power very quickly through similar mediums, both do news broadcasts as ways of gaining/keeping power, both use smiles to cover up insecurities and control the room (although vox is an amateur at this compared to can't-stop-smiling-even-whilst-having-a-breakdown-alastor, not that that's... a great thing on alastor's side), fundamentally entertainers/presenters at heart who need to be the most impressive presence in any space they're in or they'll die (uh... double-die). thinking about vox trying to prove they're not so different, and alastor's eye twitching type duet

honestly though alastor could just easily bite back by saying he's just a cheap copy of him ALSFMLGLSK and he does have the excuse of having come first too. I do not think vox would be successful if he himself tried to point it out to antagonise alastor (and I'm not sure if he himself even would want to admit being similar to alastor). now if say, lucifer tried to say vox and alastor were the same THEN I think alastor would be offended

[egg-emperor]

"I'd rather ship Eggman with a human woman (Peach) than an anthro animal man (Bowser)" okay skill issue. Bowser and Eggman are the ones that have actual chemistry, hell they even have multiple gay moments together throughout the Olympics genuinely like going on a date and Eggman saying Bowser has dashing good looks

yet you'd rather force a random relationship that never had any substance while condemning the one that does because... y'all are still pedalling the human x anthro is problematic thing despite it being one of the most common things in fiction including incredibly mainstream famous things so it's the morally safe ship or some galaxy brained mumbo jumbo like that (and possibly also because you don't want it to be gay but 🤫)

[toastytrusty]

fermín aldeguer and alonso lopez don't even post images hanging out anymore they just post images of the same place at the same with the same filters with each other in the background and hope nobody notices

[ghostcond]

i think the sun rises in the morning to see your face

[lunaticamic]

it’s incredible how hateful and obsessed with sainz are every comments on a big motorsport page on facebook… when the post even remotely mentions him the comments are like “oh yes because his obsession is only leclerc!!” “no top team wants him because his entourage is horrible!!” “oh he’s got a big ego and it’s not a team player. he races for himself only” and others alike…… he’s really rotating in your head. you middle aged italian men would do numbers as twitter fangirls‼️

[viscerealista]

pathologic quantos?

[lesbiradshaw]

jake showing time and time again that he has no interest in being a team player or slowing down for anyone else but getting frustrated when he’s watching bradley fly with maverick and trying to coach him from the side about taking the shot even though all of his other behavior suggests he should want bradley to fail and prove his earlier comments about bradley being stuck on his perch right… kinda crazy when you think about it.

[seventh-district]

not even gonna tag this properly bc i don't wanna get Involved but i do have some Thoughts i need to get out into the void so here we go

(aaa quick edit: CW for mention/discussion of Boothill leaks)

[troybarnesbucky]

i have no patience for voices for supposed peace or “middle ground” when they STILL can’t bother to condemn terrorism or the celebration of terrorists nor when they conflate the assassination of terrorists with needless bloodshed.

the world will never ever let israel be something remotely close to the “good guy.” the world will never ever acknowledge that it doesn’t know what it’s like to be the target of multiple terrorist groups surrounding it and attacking it at the same time.

but israel needs to find a diplomatic solution; israel is the bad guy for killing terrorist leaders; israel is the bad guy for trying to rescue its hostages.

i’ll never stop having my own opinions about this war, the israeli government, etc. but i truly think there are fewer and fewer voices that claim to be for peace that we can truly trust.

[jewishcissiekj]

Good night guys

Star Wars (2015) #50