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Me when my brain warns me not to be socially awkward:
#guys i am such a dork#someone save me from myself#glenpowelledit#tyler owens#glen powell#twisters#twistersedit#moviegifs#userrobin#userreh#userallisyn#nessa007#cinemapix#filmtvcentral#userla#dailyflicks#mediagifs#userthing#filmedit#my*gifs
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You know you’ve really lost it whenever you make a shipping chart for a source where ships should 100% not be a main focus…so unrelated totally didn’t do that for Epic :3
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I'm cooking up a thing
Anyone interested in a too long, dark human Alastor reader forbidden romance? No? Just me... that's alright cuz you'll be getting it anyway...
Tag list is open.
Hoping to start posting weekly in a week and a halfish.
#What's another series anyway#Someone save me from myself#Alastor x reader#Yes there will be smut#eventually#hazbin alastor x reader#alastor x you
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A New Kind Of Coffee
Can you tell that I'm hyperfixated on Helluva Boss? Like holy shit this freaking show has a CHOKEHOLD on me in the best way possible. Also there's like two fics of Asmodeus and Fizz which has me very upset so here's to satisfying my brain. Warning for implied depression, sex joke mention (passively like one time) implied eating disorders (not really but refusing food nonetheless) implied mental illness Fizz is having one of "those days" again, but luckily his beloved boyfriend is here to cheer him up! THIS IS PURELY SFW ALL NSFW DNI OR I WILL THROW A BIBLE AT YOU!!! (I’m not religious but damn some of y'all need jesus) Fizzarolli was tired. No, not the physical "I need to sleep tired" kind of tired. He was the mentally drained type of tired, like "I need to collapse in bed and never get up" kind of tired. But of course, he has to keep up his image of the clown that never shuts the fuck up and blows air horns in everyone's face, because what was he if not energetic? After a day of fake smiles and half-hearted sex jokes, the clown collapsed into the bed Asmodeus and him shared. He was absolutely exhausted. Nothing he did excited him. He was tired, drained, and depressed. Asmodeus, despite being the busy sin that he was, noticed. He was worried for his beloved imp, but knew he would never open up when there was work to be done or people around. Normally Fizz would be tired after a stressful day, but this was different. He had turned down any form of affection, which was not like him. He had refused to eat all day, even when Asmodeus had offered to take them out to his favorite burger place. This was more than troublesome to the sin. A gentle knock at their shared bedroom caused Fizzarolli to look up from where his head had been buried in a pillow. "You don't gotta knock, Ozz, it's your room too." The clown responded, burying his head back into the pillow. Asmodeus nodded, coming in and gently shutting the door behind him. He sat on the bed next to Fizz, laying a gentle hand on his boyfriend's back as he looked down at the imp in concern. "Fizzy Frog, what's wrong? You haven't been yourself today." The clown responded with a simple grunt. This wouldn't do. "Talk to me, love, what's on your mind?" Another grunt. Asmodeus sighed and ran his hand softly up and down Fizzarolli's back in an attempt to comfort him, startled when he received a muffled squeak in response. "Darling? What's the matter- Oh, my dear Fizzy, are you ticklish~?" To say the clown was embarrassed would be an understatement. Another squeak, then his head popped up from the pillow, a bright red blush ever so present on his face. "N-No! Why do you aSK!?" The sin chuckled as his boyfriend's sentence was cut short by his own squeal. Asmodeus ran his fingers up and down the sensitive spine, reveling in this newfound laughter which he had missed in the stressful work hours. "Oh, I don't know, maybe because your little squeals and giggles give you away oh-so easily~" Fizzarolli squeaked again, giggles pouring freely out of his mouth as he rolled over onto his back to try and escape the teasing hands. "Ah-ah-ah! Let's see how ticklish this little tummy is, shall we?" Despite the protests of his boyfriend through bubbly giggles, Asmodeus dug into the soft belly, awarded by the excited and bubbly laughter he had been looking for. "BAhAahAhBE!! CuhuHuhut iT OuHuhuT!!!" Asmodeus simply chuckled and kept up his attack, only to rest his hand on Fizzarolli's stomach. "Do you know what a tickle monster's favorite food is?" The clown squirmed and giggled before it even happened, releasing a loud squeal followed by
bubbly laughter as his lover bent down and blew a raspberry directly onto his belly button, his robot appendages rendered useless against the attack as they flailed left and right. "OHOHOZZIE WAHAHAIT STAHAHAHAHAP!!!" The attack stopped as soon as it had begun, replaced by the larger demon scooping his lover into his arms and cuddling him close to his chest. "Feeling better, Fizzy-Pop?" The clown nodded, resting his head on Asmodeus' chest before mumbling quietly, but the sin heard every word. "Thank you for loving me, Ozzie."
#ler!asmodeus#lee!fizzarolli#helluva boss tickle#sfw tickles#I have helluva boss brainrot#someone save me from myself#my asks are open#low-key running out of ideas#THIS WAS A MONSTER TO FORMAT
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I crafted while high and have created an abomination
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Guys- Guys- GUYS WHAT IS GOING ON
#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#IM SO SCARED#THERE BETTER STILL BE A KISS OTHERWISE IM RIOTING#IM SO STRESSED#fanfiction is going to be my savior after tonight#oh my god#i want to scream#agathario#kiss please#i’m begging#agathario kiss please#that’s all#also if you could do a happy ending#but I doubt that’s happening#someone save me from myself#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#rio x agatha#katherine hahn#aubrey plaza#vidarkness#this is it people#😭😭😭
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When you love a fictional character so much it makes you want to eat drywall and explode
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I’ve played like 15 hours of omori and. Holy fuck. I’m in black space right now and I keep seeing Basil die I hate this I hate every second of this and I’m going to continue playing
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I 🥰 hate 🥰 everything 🥰 I 🥰 write 🥰
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Just a doodle & WIP dump 💗
♡ First few doodles were story responses on Instagram, I love drawing out lil scenarios ✨️
♡ Then some kissing practice sketches 💋
♡ María with Pepa & Julieta which I realllyyyy wanna color and make look pretty someday uwueueu 😭❤
♡ And lastly, just a fun lil piece of then dancing cause why not 💃🏻🕺🏻✨️ then a silly lil doodle of them with balloons tied to them so they don't get lost in a crowd 😭❤️💚
#encanto#encanto disney#bruno madrigal#encanto oc#bruno madrigal x oc#original character#encanto fandom#my art#maría garcia#maría madrigal#doodles#art wip#wip sneak peek#digital sketches#I have so many ideas smjssisj-#someone save me from myself
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Im supposed to be writing. Instead, I boop.
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Okay, look at this and tell me they do not look similar...
Picture A:
Picture B:
TELL ME THEY DO NOT LOOK SIMILAR!
Now the mental image of Liam Vickers watching Barbie Life In The Dreamhouse to get inspiration for this design will not leave my head
#murder drones#its uncanny#murder drones absolute solver#barbie life in the dreamhouse#someone save me from myself
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it finally happened. i dropped my phone directly on my surgery wounds. owieieee
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God, I miss gangle…
I miss her a lot…
🌀
#osdd system#murder drones#md uzi#uzi doorman#murder drones uzi#md cyn#murder drones cyn#cyn#cyn murder drones#did osdd#zoobtober#tadc zooble#zooble x gangle#zooble#the amazing digital circus zooble#tadc gangle#the amazing digital circus gangle#someone save me from myself#please
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I love snake crowley/aziraph can you draw them for me except like goats please draw them as goats
I am not good at drawing but this is the most iconic ask I’ve ever received and I’ve been in Covid quarantine for ten days and the cabin fever is real so here are Goatley and Goatziraphale for you, my friend. Enjoy 😂
#good omens#good omens crack#good omens fanart#if you can even call it that????#Aziraphale#Crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable spouses#someone save me from myself#Goats
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I have two moods when it comes to making friends and wanting people to like me. The first one being, “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, NOTICE ME !!!! I WANT YOU TO BE MY FRIEND AND FOR YOU TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE!!!!! I KNOW MY ART IS SHIT COMPARED TO EVERYONE ELSES AND IM NOT WORTHY OF YOUR ATTENTION, BUT PLEASE LIKE ME!!!! The second being, “You don’t like me? You don’t like me! That’s cool, fuck you and your wrong opinion. My art might not be that great, but I’m cool as fuck and if you can’t see that, maybe you should go get your fucking eyes checked, BITCH.”
#rambles#ramblings#thebananaisrambling#vent i guess#what is wrong with me#I’m a people pleaser#but also i’m not#someone save me from myself
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