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Saw the plushie and immediately needed to draw this LOL
#i need this plush#someone pay me#ill draw anything for you#wh wally#welcome home#wally darling#i love wally#silly#welcome home fanart#digital art#doodle#wally darling fanart
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i've started another amv. stay tuned. for how long? don't ask me
#it's been five seasons i felt that it was time the miraculous fandom had its quintessential how far we've come amv#but do you know how much brainspace it takes to edit like 4000 minutes of a show into 3 minutes coherently#SOMEONE PAY ME#joking#half joking#not really joking lord almighty#🌃#anyway i have a five page brainstorming outline so far#if anyone has any ideas with specific episodes and clips or scenes please share i will probably ask again unless i drop this ambition 🤣
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i had a long ass day and i really really really wish i didn’t have to work tomorrow
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In search for a fucking job
Disadvantage: I don’t drive, I don’t have a car, I can work everyday but Monday and Wednesday bc I got college
Advantage: I speak Portuguese and English and understand Spanish. I’m young.
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they need to invent a tomboy who is also a regular boy. just a tomboy boy. like a skater but gayer
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING
#if I have had this conversation with you. I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at whoever lied to you about various metals.#look I completely understand if your body happens to think that your piercing is an open wound for two decades#I have been there.#and I promise you the answer. is implant grade titanium.#there are many solutions to this problem one of them is implant grade titanium the other is surgical steel sometimes.#the other is sometimes if you can stretch the piercing to like... 10g#you can put a surgical grade silicone sleeve in there and then you can use cheaper metals for earrings#because they will not be touching your flesh they will be touching the silicone sleeve.#anyway the point is#someone should pay me to be some sort of piercing advisor.#there has been a lot of progress made in the area of body safe metals in the last 50 years is the thing#and we are fortunate enough to live now and not 50 years ago.#the mainstream jewelry industry has not exactly caught up with this.
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hunting down a specific image but finding miscellaneous storyboards/some cut panels from the stan comic story instead
#someone with the b&n version of the comic pls.... pls show me the extra pages#(cos i ain't paying again when i dislike 1/4 of it lmao)#the original storyboard for ford's dream not having the boat/swingset/portal....#NOT THE CLONE DIPPERS HAVING A PIC OF WENDY! ENOUGH!! YOU TWO HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS#thats it im working on an old fic again about existential crises and missing your twin who isnt your twin anymore#so then you become your own twin...? truly the healthiest way to go about this#mabel pines#dipper pines#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls#im guessing this first storyboard is from the petting zoo short#but mabel posing in the stan's tattoo one is making me lose it#kinda wish we had more s1 storyboards#heck i wanna see the deleted scenes too#cos the ones we got were all s2 except for that one dreamscaperers one with the alt bill intro
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No bcs the way Sylus would never ever let you pay for anything…..one time, you try to pay discretely during dinner when you think he’s not looking ( bc you wanna pay for something !! It's not like you're broke, after all, and you don't want it to seem like you're only after him for his black card ) and he just. Snatches the bill away from you !! Before you can even blink !! And when you look at him, his brow is raised and there's a smug, playful smirk on his face— and a silent 'Really, sweetie?' hangs in the air, like he can't believe his eyes. And before you can even protest, he's already handing the bill —with his card in it— back to the waitstaff.
"Better luck next time," Sylus says, shooting you a smirk, knowing full well he's not gonna let you pay next time, either.
#「 🐈⬛ 」 catcze.desserts#sylus x reader#lads sylus x reader#sylus#lads sylus#love and deepspace x reader#love and deepspace#NO BCS as much as I like paying for stuff with my friends I just wanna have someone spoil me and give me princess treatment too 😭#Plus points becaus Sy knows that you're not used to being pampered and paid for and while he gets that u don't wanna look like ur mooching#off of him he would rather have you shoot him again than let you pay for anything when his card is literally within reach LOL
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i juggle wips like i'm getting paid for it
#i'm not (tragic)#someone pay me#i was gonna say to write but honestly. i deserve money for breathing (i'm pro ubi but this isn't about that)#writing#maz rambles
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Everyone ready to celebrate "get rid of your corporate surveillance device please for the love of god" on the 28th?
#capitalist hell#online privacy#psa#amazon#amazon alexa#fuck this#note: no i do not have an Alexa#I'm not paying someone to surveil me#but a lot of people do!#this is to signal boost!
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denial is an smp...
#I PRAY SOMEONE HASNT DONE THIS YET#THIS IS THE MOST ORIGINAL IDEA IVE HAD IN A WHILE#dream smp#dont follow me for more#read pinned before following#tommyinnit#dsmp#lmanberg#just so everyone knows i did not pay attention to the dsmp lore
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“Battinson needs a Robin” “Battinson needs a Superman” “Battinson needs a Harley” I agree with all of that, but do you know what else Battinson needs? An Oliver Queen.
#they’d be so big brother/little brother to me#Oliver is like yeah that’s my baby brother he’s a billionaire and I’m gonna have to kill him sadly. he’s my loser for now#Battinson deserves an older sibling who says ‘if someone asks you don’t know me’ but will bash teeth in for him#Bruce: olllie can you please grab me a coffee?#oliver: how about you pay your taxes you wealth hoarding fuck (buys him one anyway)#bruce wayne#oliver queen#battinson#dc#text
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Just because you don't love yourself it doesn't mean I will stop loving you.
#my art#goro akechi#persona 5#shuake#p5r#ren amamiya#persona 5 royal#akeshu#for some reason i wrote a dif caption on all socmed#i like them all#u know me and my poetry and shuake i cant stop coming up w lines so oh well collect them all#twt tumblr and bsky#twt and tumblr are similar#oh right i have never told ppl i have either of those here#tumblr is my true home so i forget#anw enjoy my tablet pen is dying and replacement is 350 euros cause its a wacom display tablet from 2013-17 and yeah. fuck me :)#cant even say i will do comms to pay for a new one cause its maddening to draw on it rn#idk how i managed to draw this one - passion for shuake ig#ok thats too much rambling even for me oops#its been a bad week lots of expenses for someone who quit her job to do a post grad on my savings lol#im getting better though
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No one sent me 15 dollars with a pigeon but have the undercut mcqueer death god bath portrait anyway.
#hades supergiant#hades fanart#hades game#hades 2#thanatos hades#my art#Someone said ''i'll give you money for this if you want'' but paypal isn't available where i live and-#-i don't feel like figuring out how to get money from overseas. Also i'd have to figure out how to pay taxes for it.#I'm very flattered that someone would even say that though!#I was going to make a hot springs portrait for Thantos after Megaera anyway but i forgor#Imma be real...i'm a comic artist#so a portrait like this is very easy for me... Finished this in like 2 hours lmao
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GUYS IM CRYING @/Cestrigolol ON TWITTER BOUND PART OF MY FIC AND IT LOOKS SO AMAZING??? this is actually making me so emotional rn like😭😭look at it….the stuff i wrote looks like a book…and the extra little design elements like the silhouette of hogwarts, the unique font for the beginning of each chapter, my art on the front AND the back…ITS SO BEAUTIFUL GAHHH😭 ILL NEVER GET OVER THIS🤸♀️🤸♀️💖💖💖💖 THESE ARE JUST PICS SHE SENT ME BTW I DONT OWN THIS BUT I WANT TO!!!
#EVERYDAY ILL REGRET NOT PUTTING MORE THOUGHT INTO MY USERNAME FOR THIS FANDOM...CHOCCYMILKY WILL HAUNT ME#ESP WHEN I SEE IT ON THIS LEGIT LOOKING BOOK BINDING LMAOO💀#ill just be staring at this for the next 16 hours im so floored that ppl take the time to bind fics bc im too lazy to even bind my own#i suck at this technical graphic kinda stuff and id 1000% need to commission it/pay someone to do it if i ever got it done#i guess bc i find it such a pain to do THATS WHY IM EVEN MORE TOUCHED WHEN I SEE OTHER PPL DO IT!!#BC THEY WANT TO!!#MY FIC IS ON SOMEONES SHELF NOW AND IT LOOKS SO PRETTYYYY😭#she said this is just the first 'volume' so i guess shes gonna do my entire chonker of a fic in volumes and if she does I CANT WAITTT😭#that also makes me curious what the final page count is gonna be at whatever font/font size this is LOL#choccyfanart#hogwarts legacy fanfiction#😭😭😭😭😭😭
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