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Spongebob deserves a villain arc
#would never happen hes too pure#but part of me wants to believe#that he would be shockingly effective#what woth knowing everyone so well#hed know their weaknesses and act accordingly#someone hit him over the head
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bojan: i guess love and happiness are not meant for me :( anyway here is jere, jerč as i call him, courting me and giving me flowers. did you know jere has an album out. you should go listen to jere. jerč. he is a model man too, gorgeous. i was on holiday with him too, did you know that. i went to finland. finland. i've been to finland. my favourite memory is finland. do you know where jere lives. he lives in finland. i saw jere in finland. and he saw me. i was with jere in finland. jerejerejere.
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well... welcome back to Meme redraw hell ig. Pt 5
will these ever end? idk, probably ┐(´ー`)┌
(references and rambles under the cut)
I'm still not completely happy with how I draw Thad but I'm getting there slowly, incredibly slowly. Same with Kon, he's not there yet but he's much closer. and I swear that isn't the usual outfit I draw him in, I swear I can do better ToT
Mindless rambles about my struggles with designs aside I've been trying to post more, mainly to get me back in the habit of drawing, but I am working on a larger, not large, but larger project that may or may not have to do with a Young Justice 98 and FNAF mash up and one of the characters is absolutely fucking me over. So I'm just doing easy drawings until my brain agrees with my arms enough to actually draw what I want to draw. I don't think these drawings are things I'll put on the Internet because they are just random drawings, but I'll probably share them to the YJ98 discord server. but I personally think this is a fun AU I am currently making and it will be forced on the world soon, kicking and screaming.
idk why I'm even rambling, probably because it's 2:30 in the morning and my brain is melting from multiple weeks of shitty sleep but ajdgakudgshsixhsv
uh, shameless plug moment, Join the YJ98 discord server that is pinned on my profile, it's fun and great and I want to yap with more YJ fans!
#you can pry Thad from my cold dead hands istg#however please take the hideous bowl cut adjacent hairstyle he has#he can do better#Bart is my child and because of that i give him a lot of access yo violence against Kon#at this point it's a little concerning how often i draw him hitting Kon over thr head with something#Kon is about to get brain damage from this boy istg#the kill image was forced upon me once again recently and all i could think was Bart#it's low-key unhealthy how i see something with even a slight chaotic energy and go 'heh bart core'#someone save me#dc impulse#bart allen#bartholomew allen ii#bart allen fanart#dc impulse fanart#thaddeus thawne#thad thawne#thad thawne fanart#kon el#kon el kent#kon el superboy#kon el fanart#superboy#superboy fanart#young just us#young justice#young justice 98#young justice 1998#young justice fanart#yj#yj98
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Bernard definitely has multiple bats stashed around his apartment cuz you never know when you’re gunna need one, honestly I say he sleeps with one under his pillow or some shit too
#we already know he definitely keeps a bat bc of tim drake: robin but i see him having at least one in every room#and at minimum one spiked and/or nailed one#just bc i think it’d be cool af for him to have a spiked bat#also just image#tim: bern why is there a bat in your shower?!#bernard: someone could break in and try to murder me while im showering#bernard: they pull back that curtain and boom I hit them over the head#bernard: what are they gunna do dodge they’re not gunna expect a bat in the shower are they#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber#dc
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naw whos the crusty ass bitch who thinks its cute to take my ocs cause what is this
#''dergu zerghed'' thats the sound youll make after i hit u over the head with a mf frying pan#jk i just fukkin reported it man im so tired#even moreso they did enough digging to find the one where i threw freckles on him for an obscure ask like biiitch?????#got a comment on twitter abt how someone loved this character on spicychat and found more art of him and i immediately was out for blood#idc abt the cod fanart being thown all over every website i knew what i was getting into with that shit but my ocs#?#you take my oc my heart n soul ive been building for 10+ years slap some dumbfuck name on him and feed him thru a Fucking AI machine#thats whats rlly boiling my blood tbh fukkin selfish behavior#i went to investigate and i was on a waitlist for it im gunna kmssssss#i am once again plagued with the frustration of the major disconnect of people going 'oh yeah ai bad >:(''#yet falling for every single ai trap there is like some stupidass koala#now my character done been sacrificed to The Machine bc mfs too goddamn lazy to make real friends to rp with#aight the ugly bitch is tryin to take the wheel i gotta stfu
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FINALLY getting around to designing these two. Omfg
#minecraft story mode#mcsm#DanTDM#Mcsm au#DanTDM au#Mcsm: space dog#grim the skeleton dog#dr trayaurus#Tray does NOT have a good time in this au I gotta say.#Skeleton drawn by someone who can't draw skeletons#I would die in the undertale fandom#Im so glad my ut fixation is over no way am I drawing papyrus again 😭😭#Anyway. I NEED TO GET TO SPACEDOG POSTING#NOW!#so many aus banging around in my head and then one of them hits the corner and I go feral for a few hours#Love you Dr Trayaurus! I say as I put him in a blender and turn it on full blast 😭😭#Minecraft villager#Clemont_ine
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Sorry what do you MEAN people are digging up dead people to make drugs out of their bones??? When did Repo the Genetic Opera become reality???
And why isn't it called Zydrate?? Is it because it doesn't come in a little glass vial?
#what the fuck#i thought this was a joke the first time i heard it but apparently not??#Apollo strikes again#someone please take the dodgeballs away from him#artemis i'm begging you hit your brother over the head or something and spare us
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ok so: the umbrella academy except it’s about the hargreeves siblings in 40 years when five is a very, very old man but really in his early 50’s while the rest of the siblings are senior citizens whom five has to take care of against his will
someone please read the tags and yap about this with me. thank you
#that sounds like five’s hell to me#but would it not be funny#picture this: luther just tried to hit diego over the head with his walker and five had to blink between them to stop it#and allison rumored him into letting them play bingo for another hour#viktor listens to classical music in his room and keeps to himself#and sparrow ben is here (because i said so) and he’s grumpy as all hell#him and five have many stare downs.#five’s like ‘‘eat your soup old man’’ and ben’s like ‘‘old man? what are you now 98?’’#and five slams his fists on the table and yells ‘‘you think i wanna be taking care of you assholes?’’#klaus got back into eyeliner so he walks around looking like an overgrown emo and five has to help him take it off before bed every night#and every single day five tells him ‘‘if i have to help you take this shit off tomorrow i’m confiscating it’’#but he never does because klaus keeps hiding it#sorry please someone talk with me about this. it’s funny because i said so#this was a random thought but now i can’t stop thinking about this. oh my god#laur says stuff#laur rambles#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#hargreeves siblings#tua s4#number five#tua season 4#klaus hargreeves#allison hargreeves#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#ben hargeeeves#viktor hargreeves
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my evil bestie
#he would def hit someone with that stick (or someone would hit him over the head with it lol)#stu macher#scream#sabrina the teenage witch#salem saberhagen
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New silly hc: zep is a super light sleeper. Like someone could be having a whispered conversation two houses over and it's enough to wake him up. On the opposite side logan is such a deep sleeper. That guy could sleep through ten hurricanes back to back. The only thing (other than the nightmares) that can wake him up is zep kissing him awake or melissa waking him up to tell him she has a bad dream :(
#okay so one of those is basically canon#i mean logan literally slep through fhe bucket head trap despite someone LITERALLY hitting him and screaming at him#granted that was probably the sedations but its funnier to imagine him honk shoo mimimimi the whole time#someone help theyve taken over my brain#a vaguely twinkish fucked up freak and his dilf bf who is also fucked up just in a different flavor#as it should be#theyre so perfect for each other#freak4freak t4t sadblueeyes4sadblueeyes etc#xrayshipping#loganzep#saw movies#saw#sawposting#logan nelson#zep hindle#the little freaks
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the expendable shitpost power hour 💪🔥🔥🔥🔥 ft. post-loop doodle for whimsy and joy that MAY be spoilers depending on how close you look. so dont squint at it too hard
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#keep it burning (a&a&a)#reallilystuffart#roblox pressure#i forgot to edit the im pissing him off textpost image to say them instead. whoops. im too tired sorryyyy#i drew all of these instead of writing someone come bonk me on the head with a mallet#actually dont im supposed to be taking a break from writing i forgot#i've been in a huge art block drought and my desire to draw just hit like a high speed truck so expect more#got 2 more drawings queued up after this one its not over. now i gotta deal with writers block this suckssss 😭#i need to draw painter as a laptop since thats the only post-loop body i definitively have planned#the idea of him somehow running WORSE on a chromebook than an 80s computer is REALLY funny to me even if the hardware is different
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AHA thank u i was mostly just. frantically pulling the "no hetero" card bc farcille is super super always endgame for me and the "marcille has two hands" thing is absolutely not for me and my personal characterization of marcille
i like. can't find it anymore for some reason but there was a farcille fic set just after the shuro confrontation where laios reaches over to hold marcille's hand and ask her if she likes him or if she's just tolerating him too and it was so. the vulnerability. the puppyness.
that safety and security he must feel in knowing that she wears her heart on her sleeve and he will always know when she's unhappy with him because she will absolutely let it be known. the way that falin's first revival was the turning point for the way he felt about her because, for the first time in his life, protecting falin wasn't something he had to shoulder alone. there was finally someone else who cared about her as much as he did (in his eyes, resenting his parents for failing to protect her) and would stop at nothing to save her. the way it must have been proof for him that, not only was falin not alone anymore, he wasn't alone anymore.
idk why i like rather than dislike the fact that his only framework for parsing how he feels about "the first girl other than his sister that he's ever cared this much about" is a comphet romantic lens. like he would have the autism moment of fully assuming that he's in love with her for a while and just like. not? doing anything about it? because he doesn't feel the urge to, nor is he sad that he knows marcille would mostly likely never "feel the same way" about him?
like. he "figures out" that he's "in love with marcille" with all the passion of printing out a label and sticking it onto a favourite scrapbook for organizational purposes. he's equally happy to be her husband or brother-in-law so long as it means she stays close and is part of his family.
i know logically i should hate it but it's sooo crunchy to me. my comphet besties ever. designated plus one and dance partner to all fancy and formal occasions. having actual real chemistry but the "romantic" part of it is some weird shapeshifter smokescreen. augh
#asks#tunnel anon#screencapped so it doesn't show up in the l*imar tag#anyway don't read these tags if lesbian marcille is your truth. you're real for that and i would never oppose that#but i guess im in the bisexual marcille camp for a couple of reasons (first and foremost being that ryoko kui is like.#a fabulous incredibly likely bisexual and marcille is clearly her Specialest Little Guy so it feels only fair)#so technically laios and marcille “dating” is a possibility in my head but such an insanely depressing one that i don't give it much though#like yeah sure marcille is capable of being attracted to him and even having feelings for him if he pursued her intensely enough#but that's the paradox. he wouldn't.#once again. equally happy to be her husband or brother in law bc he doesn't understand being attracted to women#and dearest marcille needs more than that.#little neurotic dragoness bunny who needs to be desired and wanted with an all-consuming passion#hopeless romantic freakassishly monogamous cringe darling who needs to be “the one” for her partner in order to thrive in a relationship#because she wants to be given as good as she's giving and nothing less (and boy does she give!! she gives her everything!!)#so i vastly prefer her never developing feelings for him bc he never decides to pursue her in a way she can't ignore#over them getting together and her self-esteem taking hit after hit as he demonstrates no romantic passion for her#like yes it's toxic and ridiculous. but let's be so real. if someone blatantly flirted with her and he did nothing and felt nothing#she'd be crying herself to sleep feeling unwanted and unessential and “not even worth getting jealous abt” bc she's Like That.#while he starts to hate himself more and more for not being able to give her what she needs#kissing them on the head and tucking them safely into my personal canon. i could never do that to them.#also marcille being the first and foremost thing that laios and falin “fight” over in a way where falin is finally able to assert herself i#yknow??
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Do I have enough concrete evidence to claim Lindsay has prosopagnosia. All I’ve got right now is it’s the only reason that makes sense to me why Lindsay can’t remember Tyler’s Tyler in world tour. What if she literally can’t remember his face
#prosopagnosia is a disorder that makes it near impossible for someone to remember faces#I don’t remember island or action well enough to say she has it for sure#(obviously the real reason she doesn’t remember Tyler is because she’s a ditzy blonde joke and the show writers thought it would be funny)#but listen to me for a second!!#what if she knows heathers Heather cause her bossy voice is stuck in her head#what if she knows Beth’s Beth because she never takes off her side pony#what if she only remembers Tyler’s Tyler because she recognized the little T patch on his tracksuit#and I KNOW in island she likes him cause he’s cute or whatever but I don’t think that’s enough to disuade me from the concept#what if she found his hair cute?? his headband?? the way he walks and runs?? the hit on her when Duncan killed the roach in the first-#-episode??#and if she did find his face cute I don’t think that’s enough to just cure your prosopagnosia for a person#she thinks he’s cute looks away looks back and remembers all over again#I’m no expert on prosopagnosia I’ve just read a couple articles so I don’t know if that’s accurate but. do you get me do you see what I see#food for thought#total drama#total drama lindsay#td lindsay#Starry speaks
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I can't stop thinking about trans masc spike. I don't know what fucking worms in my brain are causing this but ever since that article I read about genderqueer spike I can't. I can't watch school hard and not think about it. he comes into frame and I can see the article all over again like an afterimage burned onto the screen. ftm spike. drusilla don't gaf she already knew before he did. do you think angelus uses his correct pronouns
#I think he does use spike's preferred pronouns but only bc he wants to. not bc he respects spike in any way shape or form#it's entirely malicious despite technically doing what spike wants#angel is 100x more normal about it. but still does not respect spike#what is the consensus on buffy. not about the pronouns. but just perhaps the general knowledge that people could even do that#she barely held it together at realizing she knew gay people idk WHAT knowing a trans person would do to her#I'm being jokey btw. I can imagine a little wiggage but she'd get over it pretty fast#she's got too much shit going on to care about spike's wack ass past of all things#I keep wondering about how the early days must've gone for him#hitting a mental block here someone's gonna have to fill in for me I have to consider this very slowly or I might die I think#sighing I'm talking about The Trans Spike Article again#I think I've only mentioned it once but I think about it. more. than that.#the actual title is “'can't be a human can't be a vampire:' spike and gender identity” by natalie parks#the funniest part is the article doesn't specifically talk about spike being ftm. I'm just. that's just me and my head#I don't even know what I want. why I'm so fixated on this#but it's sticking with me HARD#spike btvs#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer
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hastur but if they were tailored to victor's tastes.........
#aka his type is exactly someone who reminds him of emil- (is hit with a rock)#look.. he just likes his men big.... not entirely bear but bear like/adjacent....#hed fall head over heels if hastur looked like this when they first meet in canon LMFAOO...#original characters#victor faustus#hasturaja kenanga
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i was also thinking about the 2012 injuries list the other day and i think technically mikey “dies” the most and is knocked out the most times. so we can safely say that 2012 mikey goes through a fair amount of the horrors (but not enough times for me because i am sadistic and i want more Pain and Trauma for my favourite turtle lol)
I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS AN INJURY LIST LOL
tho yeah! if we are talking about physical injuries mikey is actually the one who gets injured the most times across the show :0! but by horrors i meant both physical and psychological horrors that show their consequences and dont get dismissed after one scene/end of the episode 😔👊
#us pointing at the orange one . PUT HIM TROUGH THE HORRORS RN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#fr tho i would have loved for the bros in 2012 to show their injuries more lol#ik itd be difficult tho because having to change 3d models ....ugh .... it would have been cool tho...#they bruise like bananas it always made me chuckle#like for example the fact that mikey would def get concussion repercussions over his head getting too many hits that are way too hard for#someone his size + age#pats him#this guy can hold so much trauma. i would have loved for the writers to see his potential#ask
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