#bernard: someone could break in and try to murder me while im showering
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Bernard definitely has multiple bats stashed around his apartment cuz you never know when you’re gunna need one, honestly I say he sleeps with one under his pillow or some shit too
#we already know he definitely keeps a bat bc of tim drake: robin but i see him having at least one in every room#and at minimum one spiked and/or nailed one#just bc i think it’d be cool af for him to have a spiked bat#also just image#tim: bern why is there a bat in your shower?!#bernard: someone could break in and try to murder me while im showering#bernard: they pull back that curtain and boom I hit them over the head#bernard: what are they gunna do dodge they’re not gunna expect a bat in the shower are they#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber#dc
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