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gumfield · 3 months ago

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I keep reading so many Peter Parker in Gotham AU fanfics, and I got the worst idea ever

As most start outs go in these fics, Post SM:NWH Peter ends up in DC universe Gotham

Only difference? The Joker in this DC universe is actually an alternate version of Norman Osborn.

I know this sounds so dumb but like,,, imagine it. May died trying to help Norman, and Peter nearly threw away his morals to avenge her death by killing Norman himself. Now he's faced with another version of Osborn who is so much more fucked up, who's been through so much shit, and all Peter can see past that shitty clown make-up is the poor man who needed help who his aunt died trying to help. The man who went to FEAST knowing Peter could help. The man who one second was scared of everything including himself, and the next was laughing uncontrollably, even through the punches Peter pounded into him.

What if Peter decides Mays death won't be in vain. That even if this isn't the same Norman Osborn, he's going to help him and he won't die trying like May. He's going to avenge her death the right way.

Then cue the Bats freaking the FUCK out because???? As much as they beat the shit out of him, Bruce had spent years trying to help him, then this homeless and totally adoptable kid shows up out of nowhere and is breaking past the Joker and to the real man trapped behind it all?????

#batman #batfam #spiderman #gotham #peter in gotham #spiderman in gotham #peter parker #someone hear me out i beg #if i get even one like on this i will write this fanfic #peter parker in gotham

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blueggrass · 5 months ago

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not to terrorpost on main- but i'd like to say a sincere thank you to the temeraire fandom for introducing me to the terror.

i would also like to say FUCK you what the FUCK is up. what the FUCK is your problem. HUH? do you know what i dream about now? the terror. do you know how i spend my day? reading the terror. do you know how many times ive watched this edit? i couldnt even tell you (go fucking watch it RIGHT now this is a THREAT).

im in shambles, im a mess, im a different person than i was a fortnight ago and its YOUR FAULT 🫵

tuunbaq sketch <3

#this show has me sick to my stomach and I cant look away #temeraire enjoyers please watch the terror #terror enjoyers please read temeraire #please dont look too hard at the flag..#i really tried to make tuunbaq look angy but i just dont think im capable #used an actual art program and wow they have nice brushes #you will never see me use them again.#the terror #temeraire #go watch the terror 🔫#hold on hear me out #what if: tuunbaq.. but arctic dragon 🤔#DO YOU SEE MY VISION #PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE IT REAL IM BEGGING

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fireladybuckley · 9 months ago

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I can’t believe a boyfriend made a silly sex joke to lighten the mood after both partners had a moment of vulnerability. The audacity. The horror. The normalcy! Unbelievable. How dare a conversation about feelings turn to levity. How dare a couple have a light chat about trauma-related things over dinner that doesn’t turn into an incredibly deep heart to heart instead of a joke and moving on. Unbelievable. I’m never watching this show again! 👎🏻

#911 spoilers #bucktommy #Evan buckley #Tommy kinard #look #as a queer person in a relationship with another queer person #both of whom have major familial trauma #trust me when I say you generally DONT WANT ever reference to your feelings and trauma to turn into a huge deep discussion #sometimes you just say something vulnerable #and the other person does too #and then you joke about it and move on #humour is powerful coping mechanism as well #one that is pretty common especially among guys #people need to freaking relax ffs #Tommy is not a horrible person for making a flirty joke #things were said and feelings were acknowledged #and then they moved on #this is all perfectly freaking natural #Buck is not some sensitive flower that can’t handle a silly joke about daddy issues #please I beg you all to look at this at a distance with some common sense #rather than the ‘but Buck is traumatized and must always be treated delicately!!’ lens #and I am saying all of this as someone who really doesn’t give two fucks about the joke itself #I’m not into daddy kink idgaf #but if the idea that a queer couple isn’t allowed to insert a flirty joke to lighten a moment of vulnerability #then I don’t know what to tell you #you personally finding something innapropriate does not mean it’s actually innapropriate #please just chill out ffs #no one wants to hear about how evil Tommy is for hitting on his boyfriend for months and months to come

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sad-emo-dip-dye · 2 years ago

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I keep seeing headcanons and fanart of Spy x Family with Dazai and Chuuya but y’all are missing the fact that it’s very obviously supposed to be Oda and Ango with a feral little Dazai running around

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comedicjustice · 5 months ago

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So uh- can someone bring me back to reality? Because I know we can all agree Grunkle Stanley is the more attractive twin but like.. I’m explicitly attracted to this realistic head of him.

Not him in Scary-oke episode.

This head.

His decapitated head is so fine.

#hear me out #please #gravity falls #stanley pines #I think it’s the asexual in me #or maybe the way he’s looking at me??#you think he keeps bees?#like-#illegal bees of course #probably imported from some foreign country #and an invasive species #but he keeps bees #someone slap me #please please please #i’m begging

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tommygotwrittenoff · 7 months ago

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i just think if roles were reversed and buck was the one saying those gay ass lines to eddie, eddie wouldve proposed like four seasons ago

#like if buck had a kid and he said to eddie “theres no one in this world i trust with my kid more than you” eddie wouldve given him head #if buck had written him into his will and said “because eddie (cuz im sorry but buck loves eddies name too much to not use it)#you act like youre expendable but youre wrong“ eddie wouldve been like on his knees begging for buck to move in already #or if eddie did something reckless and after told buck he had to do it and buck just looked at him fondly and said “i know you did”#eddie wouldve dragged his ass to the nearest jewelry store to get them matching rings #or if someone off handedly mentioned how long he was dead/underground/uhhh bleeding out from his gunshot wound #and buck corrected them and said “um no actually it was 3 minutes and 17 before we got to the hospital” eddie wouldve done unspeakable #things to him in the bathroom of that underground poker club #or if eddie came out to buck and buck gave him a similar supportive little talk and said “this doesnt change a thing between us”#eddie wouldve been like “uh no actually it does get in the fucking car rn” and driven them to the courthouse so they could get married #basically #eddie says the gayest shit to buck all the time but buck just hears it as Normal Bro Things because hes never had a normal friend before so #he had nothing to really compare it to #but if buck were to say this kinda gay shit to eddie #eddie would immediately be like oh youre in love with me because eddie is a romantic and knows declarations of love when he hears them #however #buck communicates his feelings with flirting but eddie is fucking stupid and has no game and no rizz and doesnt realize hes flirting #eddie communicates his feelings with grand declarations of love but buck is fucking stupid and doesnt realize people actually care about hi #they need to flip communication styles and then theyll realize #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #get him out of there #let eddie free so he can finally have game #omg no or if eddie had done something that kinda pissed buck off and buck just looked at him after eddie apologized and said “ofc i forgive #you“ well there wouldve been something freaky going on in the firehouse closets that halloween #me thinks

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welcome-to-the-shit-library · 1 year ago

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i want that twink obliterated

#genshin impact #charlie's rants #lyney #lyney genshin #if some event or quest doesn’t give me Lyney fucking losing it I don’t want it #do u hear me. I want SOBBING. I want him to BREAK #I want that boy to CRACK #I want his mask to fall I want something to happen thats completely out of his control #I want him to realize his 'fathers' effect on him I want him to stand on a stage and SCREAM. ok #I want him to realize people dont know what he looks like off a stage I want him to realize HE doesn't know what he looks like off a stage #I want him to beg people to just look at him please someone save him someone help get this mask off his face please anyone

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carefulfears · 2 years ago

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one thing that stands out to me about the IVF arc is the way that, for as much as i make fun of her for asking her coworker if she can have his babies, scully asking mulder to be involved in the biggest process of her life (and the most important thing in the rest of her life) is such a healing and reverent experience. like he says “i’m absolutely flattered,” but it’s so much more than that. it’s like…spending your whole life feeling like you should’ve died at age twelve and then being told someone just wants more of you, more and more and more, in everything.

#it reminds me of 'sixth extinction' / 'amor fati'#when he quite literally was tied down and couldn't speak #and the way we hear him try to SCREAM when his mother just leaves him there #but his mind is Silent from the moment he hears scully in the hall begging to see him #and he couldn't crack a joke or run out the door #he literally just had to lie there and feel it #feel it on his Skin #her hand holding onto him #her tears falling onto his face #listening to the overwhelming depth of her fear that she is failing him and her devotion and her dedication to finding a way to help him #her Pleas for him to just 'hold on'#'i think that...if you know...if you could just find a way to hold on...i need you to hold on...please...'#everybody go listen to the civil wars' cover of 'talking in your sleep'#i don't think it can be overestimated how much of an impact that had on them and the lightness and healing in s7. that he Had to hear it #and then with the baby thing it's like...he CAN'T deny her that. he HAS to say 'yes'#there's no part of him that's capable of denying her something that she desires this badly. enough to ask for outright #and so he HAS to let himself be wanted and be invited into this unimaginably important and personal thing #let himself be a part of something bigger. be SEEN as someone who is valuable in a way that's bigger #and again he can't run from it and he can't deflect it and he can't hide from it. he has to just accept it #txf.txt #per manum

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wildsaltair · 23 days ago

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#little collage of my favorite maximus pics in honor of National Gladiator Husband Day #new holiday i'm instituting as of now #that's a man right there that's what a man is supposed to look like #he ignites such fire in me #got me clawing the walls begging for just one chance #i'm obsessed with every single one of his features #you can pry him out of my cold dead hands and even then i'm going to haunt you until you give him back #i don't have any more intelligent thoughts for the day #from here on it's just HUSBAND #i wish i was snuggling in bed with him right now #preferably without clothes #i just want to nuzzle his neck and kiss his sweet face and hear him moan and see his eyes soften with pleasure while i demonstrate my love #is it so much to ask???#that i get to make some sweet love with the man who holds my heart????#why is this such a difficult thing to accomplish??#I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR #convict me on all charges of extreme adoration and excessive daydreaming #can someone just magic me into the gladiator universe so i can spend a few precious moments with my beloved #we are separated by time space reality and the universe itself but THAT WILL NOT STOP ME #maximus let me be your beloved wife and i will spend every moment making you my whole world #gladiator #maximus #maximus decimus meridius #gladiator 2000 #russell crowe

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hoshigray · 10 months ago

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The way I already told you how sat DOWN I am for this..

#girl please do this draft I'm begging #we need to stop giving out these ideas and we still don't do them #we need to do BETTER ya hear!!??#let someone send me a chosuki req i dare them #see what happens when i write that shit faster than my class papers #𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒆 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ ramona #𝑯𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒊 ⚛ 𝑨𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝑨𝒔𝒌𝒔

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seamgel · 11 months ago

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Charlie Slimecicle singing Will Wood songs

#slimecicle #charlie slimecicle #will wood #Listen #Hear #Listen to me and Hear me out #i beg someone to come tell me this has already happened #i beg it to already be a thing

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sasukesofficiallawyer · 5 months ago

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Someone please come and kill my father. Shut him up. Please. Please. Please. I am going to jump out a window. I can’t deal with this shit.

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kerokorekerosene · 8 months ago

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Random final fantasy 7 fanfic prompt idea.

But imagine Aerith x (female) reader enemies to potential lovers.

By all means please don’t mind my shit writing skills, this idea has been fermenting in my brain and I just wanted to get it out there. I’m all honesty this isn’t really me writing for people to read, rather more for people to hear me out on this idea.

Aerith and the reader are both competitors in selling flowers in the undercity, each with their own strengths and weaknesses, and both remarkably alike in nature, sharing similar personalities and humor. However, their rivalry in the flower-selling business leads to rising tensions. They frequently cross paths, exchanging in witty banter, snarky remarks, and occasional insults. Over time, these interactions spark a different kind of tension when both girls are forced to cooperate while on the job, resulting in a snarky friendship (and a growing attraction from one side, eventually blossoming into a hardcore crush). This crush becomes painfully unbearable when a certain blonde-haired ex-soldier steps into the picture threatening the basis of their friendship, and the loss of a potential lover…

If anyone is interested in using this prompt for a fanfic or to just expand on this idea, please let me know before hand. (I also wouldn’t mind being tagged if someone does decide to use it)

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whosmaxiney · 6 months ago

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oh my god ok hi so months ago I wrote a fanfic and deleted it cuz I couldn’t finish it and I knew I wouldn’t come back to it and now I wanna rewrite it or something

basically it was about ezra bridger from Star Wars rebels finding some dumbass portal and ending up in the marvel cinematic universe and met fucking peter parker

i am gonna rewrite this fanfic someday, some fucking day but hear me out

peter parker & ezra bridger as besties

they would be SO chaotic and no one can tell me otherwiseBUTLISTEN

peter parker, ezra birdger, and BILLY BATSON AS BESTIES

comic billy batson or the one from young justice 🙏 I love u

but omg I love the idea and I can’t stop thinking about it it’s just HXHZHS stuck in my brain and I need to yap about it to someone

#star wars rebels #marvel #dc #billy batson #peter parker #ezra bridger #besties #au #fanfic #please bro i love them and this idea.#someone hear me out #i I beg of you

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loderlied · 10 months ago

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mmm essay about sally and kid gort in the tags (cw for child abuse, mentions of suicide, animal cruelty and a murder attempt. i always hope i don’t have to say this but just in case: i don’t excuse or condone any of her or gort’s behaviour at all.) this is literally not even touching upon everything i have to say because i hit the fucking tag limit lmao. NOBODY READ IT’S BAD BRAINSTORMING I JUST NEEDED TO GET IT OUT SOMEHOW

#thinkin too much about gortie side characters again.#sally this time and why she specifically talks about him the way she does #like dravo is obviously still shitty but to me he was. ‘just ‘neglectful #while sally actively hated and even felt terrorised by her own child #like. it’s not like i don’t understand her at all.#imagine you and your love don’t have much besides each other and your shop and you get pregnant and ready to raise a child #only for it to not be a child he didn’t and doesn’t cry ever and he learns everything so much sooner than most but then he never calls you #his parents and it’s not just a petty thing kids do sometimes you feel that he doesn’t see you as family and the worst part is that you #agree deep down #and as he gets older he doesn’t have any friends and actively rejects the notion of the entire concept #but then as time passes you hear about how he has entire groups of children following him and then several of them commit suicide #and that thing coming to sit with you and dravo at the dinner table says that he did what you did last week when the axe to chop wood broke #and you discarded it and got a new one #and he has these habits of ripping out flowers and making sure that they don’t regrow #and then you hear rumours about a friend’s daughter’s cat disappearing and think nothing of it #until you visit his tree house a month later and find a declawed cat and birds with clipped wings and crushed bugs that he keeps fondly #and then you see him with other children and they don’t know and his face is different and body language is entirely different #and were it not for the fact that you know better you would never see anything but a normal child #and you know that you are one who painstakingly brought this thing that should not be into the world and so you decide to end it all one da #and go to him as he’s asleep with the knife shaking in your hand #but he cries when you’re above him! screams at the top of his lungs!#so you beg for forgiveness even though you don’t deserve it through tears but as soon as the knife is put away you see the act drop and fee #his clever fingers having twisted your brain inside and out and you know that you can do nothing #and so the opportunity arises to at least remove him out of your life if not everyone’s lives and you take it immediately.#but you heard him talk. how he will close his fist around the world one day. and you know that it is not a matter of if but when.#like. imagine that. jesus dude.#like i hc her as someone that is messy and does not know a lot about life and she certainly wouldn’t have been a good mother but the love #or at least desire to love is there somewhere. and believing that having a child is really the only somewhat meaningful thing she can do #with her life. she’s not some hero or rich or anything of note. so there’s a lot obligation and not genuine desire for family here.#but she never really got the chance to be an actual mother in the first place so. who knows what that might have looked like

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anxiously-sidequesting · 1 year ago

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In inspiration of that Whoopsy-Daisy wiki Ice Fail Moment™🤪, please reblog and/or tag with your personal Ice School/Magic/Wizard headcanons or stories because I know fuck all about Ice wizards and y'all need some love ot seems like

#other than storm death and maybe balance i know shit about the other schools JALANSLSKDJ #PLEASE IM JUST NOT THAT EMOTIONALLY INVESTED FOR THE REST OF THEM. I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH CREATIVITY MILK IN MY BRAIN GUYS #i looked on the website and it only gave like a paragraph of a general overview of what each school is about #and yeah thats Juicy but i need More. like i want ppl who are as passionate about the other schools as i am about Storm #thats why there aint no other school headcanon posts from me because i dont have any material! im broke in an imagintive sense!#i should just make a separate post for which school you guys like the best emotionally and lorewise #i love to hear the wizard fandoms takes on literally anything yall some smart ass people out there #i basically just want someone to infodump their headcanons of all the schools to me pls im begging. Literally I Am Begging You For This #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts

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