#GET HIM AWAY

[ieyasuwu]

TW (crusty rusty dusty musty man)

THIS GUY IS PISSING ME OFF. GET HIM OFF MY GAME.

This needed to be done.

[capyfroyo]

Hello tma fandom… heres my evolution of martin.. he has NOT been consuming my every waking thought

Most recent to oldest drawing

Please ignore how corny this is is have not gotten to his major arc yet or whatever

[smiths-fan--13]

theres more tension between caitlin clark and her own fucking arms than there is between her and her spawn of satan freaky town "boyfriend".

im so tired of this.

[angelwishess]

Floyd isnt the insane maniac some people make him out to be … thats obviously Jade’s thing not Floyd /hj

[angel-blitz]

So uh how about the 10 days to invasion notice on the official kkfos twitter

[morphestic]

Chuuya you better do something quick. Fyodor is coming for your Oscar.

[alice1nmay]

god why won’t he leave her ALONE

[sinkingteethinwhitenoise]

slap me across the face with a live trout bc i truly cannot fucking take it anymore

[butchsky]

i NEED to post and share this somewhere but i just had the FREAKIEST DREAM ????

to keep an incredibly long story short, i'm halfway across my state traveling for whatever reason. after the main event of our trip, i'm at a mall doing.. challenges?? or whatever. but with me doing these challenges are a couple of members of team crafted and a handful of strangers.

obviously, one of these team crafted members is Sky. but not like, skydoesminecraft. fucking ADAM.

so, okay. whatever. hours pass, i'm doin my thing, and as time is passing he is noticeably getting Closer with me. trying to act buddy buddy, flirting (????) the whole nine.

okay, whatever!! it's coming to the end of these challenges, and i go over to where i put my stuff down to see there is SO MANY NEW ITEMS. a bunch of exclusive team crafted posters, merch, posters of my favorite band?? everything. i'm overwhelmed. i'm wondering HOW this got here.

i turn around, and see ADAM. ADAM DAHLBERG walk up to me with a fucking RING BOX IN HAND. stomach drops out of my ass. he comes up to me, opens the ring box to show a really ugly ring i can't even lie to you guys, and asks in FULL CONFIDENCE "do you want to be my like. lowkey girlfriend or something?" ?_]?++?^\?[ OKAY. OKAY,??? WHERE AM I. i am actually in PURE SHOCK i dont even know how to react in the dream. getting misgendered by adam dahlberg where am i. Oh my god

i then like, raise my hand and go "hold on, i have three things to say. one, aren't you married???" AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER STARTS BEATING AROUND THE BUSH 😭😭😭 "oh i won't be soon" and "that doesn't matter" bah bah bah ANSWER THE QUESTION LOSER.

i then move on like "okay, second, i'm a lesbian." and then he starts making comments like, ugh. you know. haven't found the right man, i could change you, etc etc. what people usually say to lesbians.

and my fucking. dream self goes in pure confidence. "oh no, i'm a llllesbain. i bump pussies." (😭😭?!:?2) and he goes silent. looks me up and down. and goes "ah, yeeeah. you really do look like a lesbian." AND THATS WHERE THE DREAM ENDS. MOTHERFUCKER! GET ME OUT OF HERE anyway hi team crafted nation sorry for the incredibly long post i JUST woke up.

[alwaysflexfoampads]

it is so echover

[poppy-metal]

no bc with those two love island guys getting their videos leaks that would literally be patrick💀💀 LIKE ROBS VIDEO IS GIVING PATRICK

what love island guys

[sasukesofficiallawyer]

Someone please come and kill my father. Shut him up. Please. Please. Please. I am going to jump out a window. I can’t deal with this shit.

[my-divine-comedy]

No

[damnitiloveyou]

I just can't bring myself to watch it yet but I'm glad the consensus from everywhere seems to be 'hahaha no'

[flowitch]

kyle fletcher being on my tv vs don callis also being on my tv

[pettyprocrastination]

everything I have ever learned about Matty Healy has been against my will