#someone get me a cat pls :(((

[live-laugh-lily]

When you want the cat but the cat don't want you💔🐈‍⬛

📷: Me🌷🧚‍♀️

[sweetsouldhavernas]

paint me like one of your french murfs

[corvuskidd]

me: noooo! i will always side with the good guys! i wanna daydream about being besties w the autobots and hanging out at the base :)

that evil worm infecting my brain: but like… imagine being the cons’ favorite little pet around the nemesis…. like you always have to be on someone’s shoulder keeping them company bc the cons don’t care to watch where they step

or helping knockout fit in better by giving his vehicle mode a “driver” so he can race more often, or even just having to third wheel with kobd like yes pls

or secretly having wavewave wrapped around your finger bc they’re both big scary mechs who don’t care much for emotions but come on… you’re just so little and eager to help… it’s so charming…

starscream and megatron acting like they could care less about you and just using you to get back at the other somehow, but like… cmon they love having you around, you’re loyal as a dog to them, it fuels their egos a little too much LMAO

yeah the brainrot’s hitting a little too hard rn

[sunny-ha]

Them cuddling and hugging 💘

[sunn-mechanic]

[ID in alt]

How Unsatisfying...

This is part of a little AU ive been drumming up in the background for a while! It's a cannibal Ice Emperor au/fic; I've never really done horror in the past but something has possessed me ╮(╯▽╰ ;)

[the-woman-upstairs]

There’s a film currently in theaters that’s a tender and beautiful love story about living in the city, enjoying good food, sharing small acts of kindness, reveling in the wonder of artistic expression, and finding someone to be with (someone who could’ve been the love of your life) when you’re dying and it’s the end of the world. That film? A Quiet Place: Day One.

[melanch0lyism]

Jamie as a pet parent post-canon after all his character development. That is all.

[napping-sapphic]

Rate nap arrangements? I'll start:

Big spoon: excellent. I am grabbing you so tightly sorry. 10/10

Little spoon:👁👁 Someone Is Behind Me. Also, wtf do I do with my arms. kinda hurts my shitty shoulders. 3/10

Head on her chest: I am so comfy cozy :3 but also worried about crushing her. 9/10

Her head on my chest: yay comfy cozy have a kissy on the forehead also No Harm Shall Befall You. I Would Fight God To Allow You This Comfort Forever. Who said that. 100/10

What are your most notable/favorite ones and how do you rate them?

I feel like i’m about to disappoint yall so bad but to be completely honest my favorite way to nap is alone🙃😭

Most of these positions or just being trapped in any one position for too long in general would cause the devil himself to try and sneak into my bones and kill me via joint pain so it makes that kind of thing a little complicated😅

I also don’t like being touched unless i’m really very close to and comfortable with the person so i honestly haven’t done much pair napping and it usually ends up being the other person falling asleep on me while i just sorta stay awake🤷‍♀️ in those cases it’s usually:

8/10 mentally i appreciate so much that they trust me enough to do that

But also

2/10 physically oof ouch ow

Idk though will have to find more people capable of jumping my ridiculously high emotional hurdles to help me find better nap positions🤔

[dandoris]

was struggling to think of gifts for secret santa (bc this is an old coworker i havent talked to regularly in over a year so i only know her interests v obliquely) but then i thought of the perfect gift!! but. what if its too perfect. and she already has it

[sunnibits]

back to my typical work doodles nonsense except one of the kids totally scribbled all over my paper lmao

[swanunderbridge]

life would be so much better if i had a cat

[theevilicecreamsoda]

Hey, okay so since I’m having hard time with searching it up does anyone know why my cat has this knot that always builds up on his back. He hates his back being touched cause it seems to cause him pain. There’s also a buildup of dandruff in that spot. It’s got me worried

[artofmindspice]

Finished commission for this YCH. These are still open! Quick-purchase available on my Ko-fi, linked to my Carrd in bio!

[ningtual]

moots i'm so scared... i think he's been working out and i don't think i'm mentally strong enough to endure that too

[soulsanctuary]

oh to be a cat sleeping in my little cat hammock

[jrueships]

that's right babygirl. never upset daddy.