#someone get him

[https-hunter]

He looks so stressed 😭

[mozzeralla-stix]

i forgot how AWFUL early seasons carl is. like i know he’s a kid but god does he just keep fucking shit up. someone get this child under control please 😭😭

[jhorse-is-my-bae]

I’m actually going insane?????

[hugevanserrass]

tell me why cassian is so boneheaded that he was willingly about to turn azriel's severe childhood trauma into dinner conversation five seconds after meeting feyre, who was a complete stranger at the time. he only stopped because mor intervened. like on top of all the other bullshit he's done to azriel he also apparently has no tact. and yes this is nitpicky but I dont care I hate that man

[jesuistrestriste]

Your fwb art blurb broke me 😂😭

I am in a very fragile clingy space rn and wanna cling to him so bad, i know exactly how he feels. if i begged for just one night for him to stay id cling to him and almost crush him when we cuddled... then feel hollow after he left and he had to peel me off of him

i unfortunately love angst + i love when sensitive men cry so .. this was inevitable ! ! :/

no because art would eat that up. i don’t think he’d even want to pry his partner off of him if they were clingy ! he’d just cling right back !

if you wanted to cuddle with him all night, he’d let you, even if it was pushing 80 degrees in that bedroom. if you wanted to hold his hand the whole time you two walk around town, he’d gladly thread his fingers through yours and stick close to your side like glue.

that man is mayor of clingyville. he does not care ! he will be all over you like a needy puppy ! like gum stuck to your shoe ! like tattoo ink on skin !

he is NOTTT going to leave your side if he can help it !

[bookwyrminspiration]

this is getting a little ridiculous where is loth is anyone gonna tell Ead that loth, one of her best friends, is literally also somewhere in the priory rn

i can only assume they’ve like drugged him and locked him away and that’s why they’re not telling her, because they know she’d be pissed as hell and get him out

[hawkeyefierce]

klingberg obliterate that little rat please

[thedarklinglovearchived]

" You wanna kill me so bad, Carnage?"

Points at himself.

"I'm right here. Cmon then, tough guy. You're so big and bad, right? Show me. Give me the first hand experience ."

The darkling's tail swished back and forth angrily. Teeth bared.

"I'll make you pay for what you did. Had just about enough of you."

[boiledadhd]

LMFAO OMFG PLEASE SOMEONE HELP HIM LORD HAVE MERCY PLEASE BRO IS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK WHY THE HELL IS THS SO FUNNY???? SOMEONE SHOULD ANIMATE THIS OMG FSFTGSGFWNJHWHVWHGWJVWJV WVKMWJ

literally EVERY gasp of Sundrop in the game

please someone give him an inhalator

[haveihitanerve]

I have this idea/theory that like when Bruce was just starting out, early twenties, “im going to make a difference!” batman, he was like known, somewhat, by at least most of the crinimals, oh some dude dressed as a bat beat up larry the other day? Hm. skill issue. Type of thing..

And then one night, theres a goon on patrol for some little operation. A more… violent goon lets say. And Bruce lands in front of him, cape billowing, white eyes narrowed, and the goon is like “shiii he does look pretty cool. Fuck ‘im tho.” and he does what any other goon would do, he pulls out his gun and fires. Once. Twice. Three times. 

He sees the bullets make contact. Watches as they hit the suit. Go through it. Because this is still prototype four or five, its not fully kevlar, atp its still basically just cloth with some armor in certain places. 

The goon can see blood circles forming where the bullets hit. Blood drips to the floor. But Bruce? Bruce keeps on walking towards him, not a limp or waver in his step. Because its Gotham. Because if he wasn't willing and prepared to get shot at he should've picked a different city. 

And thats when The Bat becomes infamous. Because what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck he just keeps coming- i shot him three times-!

And years later, when Dick is on clean up duty as punishment for some elaborate stunt he pulled, organizing old files and plugging them into the batcomputer, he finds the file. And holy shit. Thats- actually kinda cool…

[leveragehunters]

Just discovered I get one free blaze a month, so I'm sending my beloved Dixon and her beloved Devon out into the Tumblr wilds.

[birdy-babe]

Blitzøs entire life spent being unwanted. So he adapted, and learned how to be something needed, something to be used.

Which is why I think he firmly believes he is being used by Stolas. He simply cannot fathom a different reality, one in which he is wanted for once in his life.

[lotus-pear]

nothing can best the bond between a boy and his cat (ref)

[mimorobo]

Definitely not me trying to find an excuse to do stop motion... :) It's very messy and it's not that good, but it was cool to do.

(She's around 2cm tall if you'd like to know... Very smol!)

(Aaaaand They're going the wrong way...)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

humanformers go to the surface for the first time

[strawberrycartt]

The man the myth the stampede.. Vash