#someone come kill me

[bat-luun]

i wanna download some stardew mods but some weird part of me is like NOOOO DUDE THE VANILLA EXPERIENCE AND PURITY OF THE GAME DUDEEE YOURE A CRIMINALL

[froggutzsillyyippie]

cough cough Twitter trend jumpscare

tagging the gays that I think would like this monstrosity @dontbebully3 @4444pi

[caralarm-bicycles]

beautiful women named Severe Weather Warning and Excessive Heat watch are trying to contact me on my electronic devices

[minty-bubblegum]

How r people supposed to interact with me when i

[tragedyposting]

My wrist hurts soooo bad rn (again)

Hope it’s better before I have a whole shift of lifting and unpacking boxes tomorrow 🥲

[suss-urrus]

love a workplace where people walk up to me and say: "providing gender affirming care to inmates is like providing alcohol to an addict", and "you wouldn't need a second job if not for illegal immigrants"

[seren-dipitous-art]

I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.

Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.

[mythicalcoolkid]

You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side

[falling-hand-in-unlovable-hand]

i'm gonna rip out my teeth i have to make a whole new short story for class. AGONY!

[aarghone]

He's just a gunky goopy lil guy

[cigaretteparfum]

fucking insane the way i ended up just filtering the word rmdn entirely. like am here being like "haha religious trauma what religious trauma" then this damned 29 days come around once a year and i fucking dissociate for a good minute each time any mention of it come across me ungodly eyes and ears.

[mohntilyet]

about illario working with the venatori, we can't forget that elgar'nan gifted him blood magic, so I do think that he somewhat influenced him and that's why he's so much more vindictive and jealous in comparison to tevinter nights. I don't mean that he's being mind controlled, but it's a bit like cyrian, a god just amplifying those negative emotions in you and promising power and glory can push a person to that edge and to make stupid af decisions.

im also not forgetting that zara line in inner demons where she talks about an envy demon. like. why an envy demon in specific...there's THINGS between zara and illario that were not shown

no literally if you get me talking about illario + envy + the possibility of getting him possessed, you will have me here for fucking ever. a non mage doing blood magic (any magic at all) is really weird and interesting to me and i don’t remember an example of this happening before (feel free to correct me tho lol. i’m discounting possessions and dwarves)

i had started wildly theorising after bloodbath that he had been possessed and he was tapping into the fade using an envy demon. especially like you said, zara mentions it, AND because i swear there’s a codex in the ossuary where it mentions an envy demon whereas spite is obviously determination, right? so i thought it was a breadcrumb trail to a big “illario is being influenced and doesn’t even know” reveal— same as you anon like great minds am i right— but i’m not sure there is actually any evidence of that lol. like maybe if you squint but i do believe it was explained away by “oh yeah, and elgarnan let him do special blood magic”

it does also make sense to me that illario can only control lucanis, due to being part of the same family. a bloodline thing, and it is very poetic to me that their shared family connection in caterina is what allows him to control lucanis, even for a moment lol. spite being the extra magical boost that lucanis needs to block that out ALSO makes sense to me so i’m not too fussed abt these details lol🤔

the envyllario in my heart also gets spectral weapons for himself. lucanis gets wings, illario gets talons, PLUS green-purple are complementary colors so it would have been really fun to see them clash with their spirit/demon-powers. the talon thing is also a kind of reflection of his end-goal desire, how envy demons already have those freaky hands, and it manifests as claws and is a much more aggressive, strength-augmenting manifestation (as opposed to manoeuvrability and speed-augmenting that spite’s wings give lucanis.) anyways that's what the diagram above is supposed to be (this is extremely hot to me)

[dukeofthomas]

I find the fact that the confrontation at the end of UTRH is often summarized as Jason asking Bruce to kill the Joker for him fascinating.

Because that's not what happened.

Jason holds a gun up to Joker's head, gives Bruce another, and tells him that if Bruce doesn't do something (shoot Jason), he will kill Joker.

Jason doesn't give the gun to Bruce so that he would shoot Joker. He isn't expecting Bruce to pull the trigger on the clown. He's asking Bruce to do nothing. To be inactive. Because that will still be a choice, and despite having done nothing, everybody clearly agrees that Bruce would still, at least in part, be responsible for Joker's death.

...And to me, this moment is a kind of- microcosm, of the rest of Jason's point. Because after being captured and carted off to Arkham, the villain will escape again, and will kill more people. The only way to truly prevent that from happening would be to kill them; Bruce refuses to do so, and I respect his right to choose such a thing for himself, but it is still a choice, and if we agree that Bruce's inaction during the confrontation would leave him at least partly responsible for the Joker's death, then we must also agree that his inaction in permanently preventing the Rogues from killing more people means he is also, partly, responsible for all of those deaths.

[vellichorom]

you sick little animal, even death itself pities you.

[mymelodyisme]

So someone on Twitter made stardew valley valentine photo cards and that reminds me that I needed to get started on mine 🥹 I usually do whatever thing I’m really into at that time (last year was Fnaf Security Breach) so I guess i will also be doing stardew valley!

[gerdeadventures]

I don't understand how one can have a mid Life crisis when I've had to struggle with mid-day crisis my whole life.