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what was the point of lila thinking home was a feeling she didn't deserve and could never earn until she found diego. what was the point of them finding deep, meaningful love in each other. what was the point of lila opening her heart and confessing that all she really wanted was a family with him.
what was the point of developing diego and lila over two seasons, creating such a beautiful, chaotic bond, just to destroy it for no reason.
#the umbrella academy#diego x lila#lila pitts#diego hargreeves#what was the point!!!!!!#isn't it great when there's no character resolution and everyone just gets erased from existence#instead of giving us emotional closure they just added more pain and trauma and called it a day#what was it all for exactly. to give the handler a peaceful happy life of all people#don't even get me started on the bracelet or that awful pointless love triangle#steve blackman is gross and so is the way he talks about lila like she's not even a character in her own right but just an afterthought#someone who was there to pair with five while diminishing all that she is#five needed a love story so they just shoved lila into that role as if she were some random accessory to five's story#rather than her own character with thoughts and feelings#a woman's entire character arc is ruined just to give a guy a love interest#i feel sick#i've already mentioned some of this on twitter but whatever#as you can probably guess i'm not going to gif this so-called new season#lila deserved better. diego deserved better. we deserved better
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babes your glow is showing
#tua#the umbrella academy#viktor hargreeves#allison hargreeves#lila pitts#klaus hargreeves#wip#au??#if isn't already clear tua exists to me as a collection of concepts and characters to do with as i so please#as is my right as someone who is vaguely able to draw#anyway just realised my username has had a typo for years#you guys rlly let me call myself hargoovy without criticism#my artwork
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ok cool so this all makes total sense but quick question, and seriously, correct me if i’m wrong
but wasn’t five 13 when he disappeared? in 2002? or was that just a general headcanon by fans? i could’ve sworn it was completely canon in the show…?
#am i delusional or what#because i SPECIFICALLY REMEMBER luther calling five a 58 year old man in season 2#and five said multiple times he was gone for 45 years#so#steve blackman did you once again forget the details of your own show…? or what#how are the fans remembering this shit better when you are the LITERAL. SHOWRUNNER.#someone take steve blackman’s showrunning privileges away he’s in timeout#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#hargreeves siblings#number five#tua s4#tua season 4#tua s4 finale#tua s4 spoilers#tua spoiler
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There's people that hate this man?? Genuinely are they okay because how the fuck..
#klaus hargreeves#robert sheehan#tua#the umbrella academy#umbrella acedmy#if you hate Klaus I'm worried about you#like are you okay?? do i need to call someone?#this is basically my post about Frodo#but this time it's a different but equally fucked up mentally character
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i love psychoanalyzing the entire hargreeves family
#five fell in love with delores bc she was the only thing resembling a person that he was able to see for decades#klaus turned to drugs and alcohol as a coping mechanism when he was rlly young bc it would help him forget all the shit he had to go thru#luther is mad at himself for “not being a good enough number one” which results in him being an asshole to the others#bc he doesn’t know what else to do with that anger other than take it out on others#allison is terrified of not being seen as special or good enough so as soon as someone proves to love her she gets so attached to them#diego is rlly opinionated and angry because he’s desperate to be actually heard without being called crazy upon saying anything#viktor still feels like he doesnt belong because his whole life he wasnt allowed to be part of his own family#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua#not incorrect quotes
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Weewoo weewoo!! Call 112, we have a hottie in the house
Fin feels like he'd be the type of guy who'd volunteer as a firefighter or EMS and absolutely slay at it
Decided to do this piece after sharing this same headcanon here
Reference photo under the cut~
#hetalia#hws finland#soap dispenser art#soap is talking#someone call 112 bc he is on fire ;)#hehe#fin is the kind of guy who'd go through fire academy training and that weird puzzle maze w the darkness and go “let's do that again!”#fin would just be great at emergency services honestly#his patient is close to death and he's actively working to help him but also just making dark jokes about it#also I was out on a trip last week but I'm back now yay <33
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NO WAY
(From my school newspaper)
#bro she’s here#someone call agent Clark#hilda hilda#fig faeth#fig fantasy high#fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#d20#agent clark#emily axford#brennan lee mulligan#adventuring party#adventuring academy
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Not to defend James Vowles but y'all do realise that when he said Mick isn't special he didn't mean "Mick is a loser and I hate him and also he sucks at driving". Like you do realise that right?
To me that very much comes across as a poorly worded way of saying "Mick's a good driver, sure, but he's not the kind of one in a million driver who's so good that you'd put him in an unfamiliar car with no FP1 sessions, no sim time, and the risk that the team he's already got a contract with could take him away the second they need him, leaving us to find yet another replacement. Given those risks, we'd rather go with someone we already have a contract with who we've at least had the chance to give some sim time to so he knows what to expect and we know what to expect"
#like yes at first I was like wtf why not sign Mick??#but then I thought about it and realised that there would be a few reasons#1. he was busy with endurance racing and wouldn't have made it to monza anyway probably#2. he would still be merc's reserve driver so if George or Lewis got sick they would call him in and Williams would need another new driver#(aside from Helmut apparently saying no I imagine this was also a factor in not choosing Liam)#3. it looks good for them to bring up someone from their own academy and it'll encourage more drivers to join their academy if they can see#an actual chance to go to f1 with it#anyway I get we don't like him at the moment and I agree he hasn't handled it great on social media and stuff but James is actually not evil#and he's making some tough and shitty decisions but they're ultimately good decisions for the team#and given that his job is to do what's best for the team even if it's not fun I actually think maybe it's not a bad thing? Hot take I know#williams racing#williams f1#james vowles
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Kurogiri: Sako, you're the most jealous man I know.
Mr. Compress: You know other men?
#bnha#my hero academy#kurogiri#mr compress#atsuhiro sako#kuropress#blackmagic#the entire league are staring at mr compress like he's lost his mind. afo in prison feels the sudden urge to call someone stupid.
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listening to adventuring academy in the bg
#in tags because i dont like talking discourse but. every once in a while i see someone talking about the flaws in d20's storytelling#and narrative#and i just remember brennan adventuring academy saying "there are people out there applying literary analysis to this show-#“-and WHEW you're seeing what we in the biz call a First Draft baby.”#like on some degree i understand frustration with an unsatisfying story#on the other hand i feel like some people are very harsh about it?#and it feels just so very unrealistic to have expectations that high for a story told by the seat of its 7 improvisor's pants#without any do-overs and very few retcons#while just about all seven of them have no idea what the story is going to be#idk. i think if the fans want to fix things they should fix things#but dont put it on the improvisors#txt
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come on look at her results Bianca's results were nothing, are nothing. So many are beating her,
for me, she's a solid midfield driver and still growing, and i wouldn't call someone who won two races with a result of 'nothing', considering that not every driver in f1 academy got on the podium this season. not every driver can hit the ground speeding off 20 seconds ahead of everyone else, several drivers take awhile to really show what they're made of. i just think because bianca is really young in terms of driving experience (only her second year in a formula type car), that she's just tightening up all her errors and making strides to be more consistent, just like yuki has been doing these past few years. i'm processing this with a few grains of salt, though, since i know that the f1 aca cars should all be the same and it's not like i have to factor in whether or not the car itself is shit, but since we know the cars should be equal, i consider bianca a young midfield driver who should focus on becoming more consistent next year
i'm not defending her, i think she should just log off and really reflect on it before making an actual apology and then either making herself less online or get a PR team because this is an absolute disaster. i just think that her results speak for themselves, and i don't divorce driver's results from them as a person (i don't like max as a person, but i'm not going to deny the results in front of me no matter how much i dislike him)
it's just reminding me of how lewis in 2017 (linked is an article discussing lewis post all that) posted a video of him making fun of his nephew for wearing a dress, rightfully got backlash, and he deleted his twitter to take time to learn how this behavior can be harmful before coming back to be committed to fighting for trans people. maybe bianca can do what lewis did, or she'll go the way of daniel ricciardo (cw for misogyny) or n*lson peekay in which she doesn't learn.
#nightfalcon answers#nightfalcon responds#f1 academy#bianca bustamante#she's really the daniel ricciardo of f1 academy lmfao#marketable as hell and could be good with the media#has shit opinions though#but for me i was so happy to see a filipina driver and then for her to do this#it's why people are so mad it's because they expected better from her#maybe it's because i'm a fan of midfield drivers (alex and yuki) and i'm just watching the races to see them showing their potential#but i'm not going to call someone shit if their results show otherwise
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This was supposed to be a short thing about a hc I have where Chase’s frame is a bit colder than normal, and Heatwave’s a bit warmer. Instead, this kind of derailed and became… whatever this is. It’s very self-indulgent and probably a little OOC lol. This particular fic has Chase and Heatwave as Amica Endura’s btw, but I won’t always write them like that.
ALSO I haven’t written for Transformers in like, a REALLY long time so please excuse any missed terminology :]
ALSO ALSO Chase is kinda inspired by @/delkios HCs here on tumblr from like 2016, and this series on AO3, which is also inspired by delkios. More on that in the tags. Enjoy!
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Chase muses about the general nuances between him and his Amica, and their overall relationship in relation to Griffon Rock.
Or, Chase runs cold. Heatwave runs hot. They make it work.
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Despite his core temperature being at an optimal point for functioning, Chase still ran decidedly cold, through no fault of his own. He’d been that way ever since he was a sparkling, sitting in front of heaters trying to warm up his endlessly cool servos and pedes, never really feeling truly warm, servos always either burning hot or in their natural state of permanent cold.
His Amica, the mech after Chase’s own spark, on the other hand, ran hot like an earth furnace. Chase recalls being told various stories of Heatwave trying to cool himself down, sneaking into freezers and other places mechlings like him shouldn’t be. It was almost funny, the way they were trying to achieve the opposite of what the other was. Maybe that’s why they work so well together.
Chase’s servos were always a touch too cold to be pleasant or fully “normal,” digits sometimes stiff with inclement weather coupled with a chilled frame, Heatwave’s palms always warm and grounding, frame hot like his temper.
They were equilibrium for each other, opposites in the regard of outward frame temperature, always ready to cool one down or warm the other up. It worked, and that’s why they were Amicas.
(Not just for that sole fact, Chase would input, musing that Heatwave’s companionship meant much more to him than his admitted handiness as a personal heater).
That fact, that is, their cool and heat swapping tendencies, hasn’t changed in the many, many vorns that they had known each other, even pre-Amica Endura status. So, given that, it isn’t expected by either of them for it to change once they meet the rest of the Sigma-17 rescue team, where they meet Blades and Boulder, or when they hit Griffon Rock and discover their new mission— and it doesn’t, as they predicted so.
(It’s a touch curious and a bit of a wonder how neither Boulder nor Blades discovered their Amica status before Griffon Rock. It’s not like either we’re being particularly subtle, but they supposed that their combined general professionalism probably skewed the other two bots’ perception of them, and any private time between themselves was usually during recharge time, or so subtly done that it was overlooked. Chase would find it funny if he wasn’t so concerned about his friends perceptiveness.)
Apparently, after scanning their new vehicle modes, Chase and Heatwave’s frame temperature translated, to a degree, to the inside of their cabins. This doesn’t necessarily cause a bad problem, but, minor complications do arise.
Sometimes, Kade would gripe about the heat during the summer months, complaining that the heat made him sticky. Sometimes, Chief Burns would be a touch chilled when first entering Chase’s cab, though he never really commented on such.
Both were easily fixed and placated with the flick of a dial that had the Chief murmuring gratefully, sinking in to the warmth with a subtle but firm pat to the dashboard. On the other hand, it had Kade and Heatwave grouching at each other loudly until Heatwave finally cranked the AC as high as it would go, and, in a most petulant manner, they would spat for a few minutes longer, then acquiesce; although both Chase and Cody were proud to announce the fact that these spats and arguments had become fewer in frequency over the course of time, a fact that they took immense satisfaction in: it meant they were getting along, working together, tolerating each other’s presence. They still fought, surely, because that’s just who they were as people (and cybertronian).
(Chase would not divulge Heatwave’s late-night ramblings about his parter, ranging from words not meant for the likes of little audials, to worries about his human friend. Heatwave was shudder-to-think that Kade would actually realize that Heatwave listens to him, much less cares about him, in the covertly roundabout way that Heatwave does when he meets new people that seem to grow on him. Yes, Chase was sure Heatwave’s quiet affections were born out of nothing but pure concern about the fragileness of his squishy human partner and the rest of the Burns family.)
At the end of the day, when they had the time to spare and a near-certain guarantee of no impending emergencies to disrupt them, Heatwave would sit on the bot-sized couch, Chase’s helm cradled delicately in his lap, and they could bask in each others’ presence and talk in their native vernacular, occasionally watching human TV or reading datapads and books alike. Of course, they would swap positions interchangeably— it all depended on how the two felt on that particular night.
Heatwave’s heat would leach into Chase’s cool, and the two mechs would sit there, basking in the steady, familiar equilibrium of their soothed sparks and evenly-temperatured frames.
Sometimes, one of them would instead lay down on the couch like it was a squishy berth, and the other could lay on top, trading coolness for warmth (and vise versa), and let the steadiness wash over them, EM fields melding lazily, and systems shutting down to fall into an easy, quiet recharge.
It was peaceful. Routine, when they could afford it. Nice, even, though they would argue on separate fronts that any one-on-one time with their Amica was beyond just “nice”.
It was the perfect way to recharge, Heatwave thought, never one to shy away from physical affection (in the many gruff forms he typically dished it out in) with someone he loved. If Chase could have it his way, they would do this every night, holding servos and muttering halting words and conversations half-thought out to each other into the gentle quiet of the bunker.
Chase’s normally rigid, borderline inexpressive field going almost wiggly and boneless, blanketing over them as he grumbled tiredly over his Amica, shifting as he knocked their helms together gently in a spur of the moment bout of (what sometimes felt like an overwhelming amount of) affection.
Heatwave gave his servo a gentle squeeze, making soothing little sounds to calm the policebot back into recharge and settling his own field over the two of them, engine purring quietly in contentment. Heatwave was quick to glare and snap at any of the other bots that might come near them that were in the “living room” part of the bunker with them, mostly for fear that they might make a nasty comment on their admittedly compromising condition, though that happening in and of itself was a rare occurrence due to the timing of their little quiet moments, and the sheer respect the other two held for them.
It was actually Boulder who found them the first time it happened on Earth, Heatwave recharging so deeply his engine was stuttering, with his helm cradled in Chase’s lap with one of Chase’s servos supporting his neck plating.
Boulder had stopped and looked, eyeridge quirking up in a decidedly learned human gesture, to which Chase merely brushed him off with a wave of his free servo and a flick of his field dismissively, returning to his datapad. Boulder, ever the calm, non-confrontational mech, had never mentioned it after the fact, drawing his own conclusions in the privacy of his mind (with maybe a few snapped photos for his memory files, just in case).
The second time, it was Blades who found them, Chase soundly recharging while leaning against Heatwave, their servos clasped between one another even in his recharge. Heatwave glanced up from the TV and glared at Blades with a viciousness that would earn him a scolding later, who skittered off without a word of question, a touch too skittish to try and ask the angry firemech until much, much later.
Heatwave was protective and touchy when it came to his Amica and their status, sue him.
Over the months, Boulder finally gathered some courage to ask Chase about their potential relationship, with all the grace of a thudding ballerina.
“We’re Amica Endura,” Chase had simply said after Boulder’s shy, stuttered question, almost smiling and most definitely pleased with himself, if the way tender emotion seeping onto his faceplate was any indication, “and have been for many vorns.”
“I see,” Boulder had replied, grinning and nodding, grateful that admittedly tactless way he asked the question hadn’t upset the policebot. “You two were partners back in the Academy.” It’s more of a statement than a question, prodding at the prospective double-meaning of the word.
“Heatwave was the only mech who wanted to be around me back in the Academy, given my… unique circumstances.”
“Unique—? Oh. Right. Sorry, Chase, I didn’t—“ realize, didn’t remember, didn’t know it affected your life like that— a frown, field tugging in, then Chase’s reassurance:
“It’s quite alright, Boulder. No bodily damage or any vulgar obscenities said, as the Chief says.”
“You mean ‘no harm, no foul’, Chase?” Heatwave entered the room with thudding pedesteps, looking between the two with half-formed suspicion lingering in his optics, arms crossed right against his chest. “What’s this about?” His field tugged at Chase’s with question and apprehension lingering between them, a silent what’s going on both said and not.
“Boulder was just inquiring about our Amica Endura status,” Chase informs, tone bordering on bright, his audial twitching in a different direction— most likely he heard something from upstairs, “And I find that we are the most probable source of reliable information about the subject, Heatwave, and our friend was merely curious.”
“Right.” Heatwave grunted, field tugging Chase’s briefly in something like relief and acceptance before patting his shoulder armor firmly and moving on, the brief contact exchanging both pleasant warmth and much-needed coolness.
“I think he’s a little…” Boulder trailed off, searching for a word that was less-rude than “prickly” or “overly worried”.
“Protective?” Chase hummed in question, helm tilting to the side, “I feel the same, but it is entirely warranted, given our past, and he is my Amica.” Chase says, like it explains everything, and, well, maybe it did, “I will stick by him, rites-willing.”
Boulder smiled in that soft, knowing way of his, optics warm. “Must be nice, having a sparkner all this time. I’m glad you have each other.”
“As am I. I’m grateful to have Heatwave for so long, and I’m want for nothing more in a partner.”
“That’s awfully sweet,” Bounder’s field went all soft, his affection tugging at Chase’s stiff field. “You balance each other out, now that I think about it.” Remembering all of the times Chase was able to calm Heatwave when he was on an irate, angry warpath with a servo to the shoulder plate and some hushed words exchanged in soft Cybertronian; all of the times Chase was stuck in a cyclical, logical thought-process and couldn’t see things from a different light had Heatwave telling him the facts point-blank, trying to drill his way through and urging Chase to attack the issue from a different, still somewhat logical connection.
Now that he thinks about it, Boulder recalls how Heatwave was always the mech that ran the warmest when they were on the Sigma, practically radiating heat in the endless, desolate cold of space that even they could feel. Chase was always the coldest, seemingly emanating a unique sort of cool that seemed permeated the space around him in some circumstances.
Opposites, indeed. But, Boulder thought, it was kind of fitting. Chase’s mouth tugged into that half-grin of his, “That we do. Now, if you’ll excuse me, Boulder, I have some studying to do.” And with that, Chase sauntered off, likely in search of his police manual.
“Huh. Wonder how we didn’t see it before.” Boulder mumbled to himself, shaking his helm fondly and turning around to go back to the bunker through the garage.
“See what?” Blades asked, turning the corner, “If there’s any gossip, I want to know!” Primus, he was sounding more and more like Dani every day.
“I, uh. Well, you see,” Boulder attempted, still unsure if the two Amicas wanted their relationship aired out.
Blades shot him a look, both teasing and intrigued. “Well?”
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#OKAY SO quick lesson on the headcanons for Chase:#he’s something called a NET patient#which was a series of experiments on bots to make them behave a certain way#like certain bots of certain frames already had some similar personality traits#but NET took this to the extreme and shut of parts of mechs sparks in order to cut off certain emotions#Chase is one of these NET patients and struggles a little with things that aren’t totally logical#I don’t lean into it TOO too much BUT#spoilers for the fic past THIS tag so yk:#the part where Chase mentions ‘unique circumstances’ is reference to how he struggled to fit in during his Rescue Academy days#with mechs just in general being rlly mean to him EXCEPT for heatwave#then they became partners then amica’s (I called it sparkners at one point cuz like. spark-partner. sparkner. I thought it was clever LMAO)#but ANYWAY GO READ THE THINKER THE FEELER#I feel like it’s a bit of a fandom staple and I love it#I read it a few years ago when I was a little younger and as someone looking for rep in media#seeing chase portrayed like that will always be something near and dear to me#tf#transformers#tfrb#rescue bots#transformers rescue bots#tfprb#rescue bots heatwave#heatwave#rescue bots chase#chase#rescue bots Boulder#Boulder#rescue bots blades#blades#Cody burns
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i keep seeing people using efa for fives mums name and apparently he’s from ireland… becuase if he is his mums name should be spelled aoife
#aoife is the irish spelling#i have never seen or heard someone being called efa here#if this is an actual canon fact then they need to get their facts straight#umbrella acedmy#the umbrella academy#five hargreeves#tua
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some ppl on the internet will really argue that characters that look like this "aren't feminine"
like yall really genuinly think this is the only way a character can look to be considered feminine
and then will turn around and argue a woman in heels and full makeup is actually masc bc she what? wore jeans? (this goes double for non white women who are held to a much higher scrutiny)
ive seen this in so many fandom spaces. and some of you guys really have such a binary and sad outlook on gender and gender expression and really genuinly hate anything that isnt within a strict gender binary. and then will frame white women in dresses as being so "subversive and feminine when all female characters are masculine nowadays"
literally you guys hate masc women so much that any woman not in a dress 24/7 is "too masculine" in your eyes
#someone in the umbrella academy fandom argued that lila was masculine and sloane wasnt#and in the marvel fandom i saw ppl claim natasha (yes mcu natasha) was too boyish#same goes for most marvel women but tbf thats on me for thinking marvel fans should have opinions#heck even the riverdale fandom had it with toni at one point#fandom wank#idk man#maybe id just like to see women who look like how i usually look#without women who are genuinly femme called too masculine#gender#gender expression
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thought someone on here might like these character playlists i made for Five and Delores
if you do, cool!
if you don't, cool!
#the idea for the delores one came to me while listening to traitor by olivia rodrigo#like imagine five moves on to someone else and someone makes a tiktok edit of delores calling five a traitor#yeah i was sleep deprived but thats not the point#anyways five is a swiftie and you cant prove me wrong#my guy lost his shit when midnights came out#you can reblog or comment if youve got other ideas for songs to add#i dont really mind#tua#tua five#five hargreeves#five hargreeves centric#the umbrella academy#delores tua#spotify
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currently making agressive eyecontact with that fucking scp quote in the description of a call of duty fanfic
#we die in the dark so you can live in the light#that isnt a fucking military thing#thst some quote a guy on the wiki came up with for a broken masquerade poster five years ago#and that developed a life of its own as a kind of motto for the mtfs#because of course#i mean theyre like fictional military??? idk but it isnt something associated with the real military or cod as far as i know#as i did a looooot of research of the quote once because i couldnt believe it was just from scp#there is a tale called that wich is about a random mtf#but idc#theyre not as interesting as the researchers#except if theyre members of the aufgebot and actually spies for the mages academy#because im way too obsessed with that beaten to death half joke that i also take way too serious lol#in that case its fun#most of the time the mobile task force people die just as fast as the d class#anyways i saw that quote and had to double take lol#fanfic where the 141 somehow end up crossing paths with the foundation#it could be fun#someone wrote an au where theyre all trapped in the infinite ikea#wich is always fun because who doesnt like the infinite swedish furniture pre-hell#but anyways i need an actual crossover#i need ghost to fight some sarkics#stuff#text#scp#call of duty
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